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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,630 --> 00:00:19,430 Master, I have news of Dr. Venture's latest invention. 2 00:00:24,890 --> 00:00:28,150 Yesterday's New York Herald. Science fiction. 3 00:00:28,490 --> 00:00:33,910 Thank you, Kikai. You have served your master well. 4 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:51,320 Thanks. You totally got the kink out of it. And hey, I don't want to smoke 5 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:52,320 anymore either. 6 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,860 Golly, we've searched the whole compound. 7 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,800 Twice. Where could that rascal have gone? 8 00:01:55,060 --> 00:01:58,680 We've got to get packing if we want to be on time for our trip to the big city. 9 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,420 Yeah, we don't want Pop to get sore at us. 10 00:02:01,620 --> 00:02:03,620 He's sure on a tear this week. 11 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:08,080 Ah, he's just excited about exhibiting his new invention at the United Nations 12 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:08,698 is all. 13 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:11,260 See, maybe Pop knows where Scamp's gotten to. 14 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:15,500 Good thinking, fro of mine. And I thought I was supposed to be the smart 15 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:17,860 My venture didn't raise no fools. 16 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:20,880 We don't have a mom, Hank. 17 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,840 Last one to the hangar's a rotten banana. 18 00:02:31,940 --> 00:02:33,160 You're a rotten banana. 19 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,560 Wacky noodle. 20 00:02:41,860 --> 00:02:42,860 Gorilla butt. 21 00:02:43,460 --> 00:02:44,460 Hey, Brock. 22 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:46,280 Boys. Dean, Dad. 23 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:49,080 What? Brock. Come in, Brock. 24 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,640 Yeah. Brock, come to the lab at once. 25 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,820 I've just made an incredible discovery. 26 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:58,860 Remember those prehistoric bones we found out at the Moroccan site? 27 00:02:59,340 --> 00:03:03,420 Well, it turns out your hunch was correct. They aren't dinosaur bones as 28 00:03:03,420 --> 00:03:04,420 thought after all. 29 00:03:04,980 --> 00:03:06,240 They're robot bones. 30 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:11,160 Yeah, great. Well, I'm kind of busy here. I've got to load all your science 31 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,160 onto the X1. 32 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:15,800 Oh, well, there's plenty of time for that. You really have to see this to 33 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:18,160 believe it. Plus, like, I really don't care. 34 00:03:20,570 --> 00:03:23,590 Um, I'll just, I'll continue my work here and then I'll be down at home. 35 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:25,790 Hey, 36 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:35,910 Pop. 37 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:41,870 Boys. We've looked all over and we can't find Scamp, Pop. Have you seen him? 38 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,970 Scamp? Well, of course I have. He's right over there. 39 00:03:46,150 --> 00:03:47,150 Scamp! 40 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:49,730 He's all inside out. 41 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:54,750 Dean, Dean, Dean, you're supposed to be the smart one. You know your father 42 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:58,510 would never turn scamp inside out. I've simply removed all of his skin. 43 00:03:59,090 --> 00:04:03,330 Jeepers! Scamp's an integral part of some groundbreaking research I'm doing 44 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:04,690 a major cosmetics corporation. 45 00:04:05,270 --> 00:04:08,970 You see, their test animals are always expiring before they can finish 46 00:04:08,970 --> 00:04:12,810 performing all their super important makeup experiments on them. So your 47 00:04:12,810 --> 00:04:15,410 is perfecting a way of keeping them alive longer. 48 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:16,690 But, Pop! 49 00:04:16,829 --> 00:04:17,829 Hank! 50 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:19,860 You like pretty girls, don't you? 51 00:04:20,180 --> 00:04:21,180 And how! 52 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,660 Well, pretty girls need cosmetics. 53 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:26,000 How do you think they get so pretty? 54 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:32,020 So the next time you see an attractive young lady, and you're sure to see 55 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:36,980 in New York City, you just think of old Scamp over there and all he's done for 56 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:37,980 pretty girl size. 57 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,080 Oh, Brock! 58 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:46,380 Stay back, Doc. Another one of those mummies gets stuck in our landing gear. 59 00:04:46,380 --> 00:04:53,360 dares to desecrate the sacred tomb of... Hey, wait! Wait 60 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,360 a minute! 61 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,640 There's no reason to... 62 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:02,460 Holy 63 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:09,060 Toledo! You got 64 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:11,920 him! Way to give him a little chin music, Brock! 65 00:05:13,860 --> 00:05:17,920 Well... That ought to take care of that. Look! Brock still ain't done with him! 66 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,340 That's showing him who's boss, Brocko! 67 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:26,160 Was that really necessary? 68 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:30,260 You have to defile a mummy completely or they come back to life. You know that. 69 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:32,180 Yes, yes, of course. 70 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,060 Hold the phone. What's this? 71 00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:37,620 Why, this isn't an ancient mummy at all. These are just ace bandages and toilet 72 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:38,620 paper. 73 00:05:39,460 --> 00:05:42,920 Looks like a lot of things weren't quite what they seemed on our last adventure. 74 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:44,100 Eh, Brock? 75 00:05:47,690 --> 00:05:50,030 Stop that! Go pack, dammit! Go! 76 00:05:51,870 --> 00:05:53,870 Dr. Thaddeus Venture. 77 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:57,970 He's been a thorn in the Monarch's side for far too many years. 78 00:05:58,350 --> 00:06:00,330 But all that is about to change. 79 00:06:00,770 --> 00:06:04,890 In a moment, you men will be launched into the Venture compound inside this 80 00:06:04,890 --> 00:06:07,030 ingeniously modern Trojan horse. 81 00:06:07,510 --> 00:06:11,790 My false meteor will land safely inside the Venture's security perimeter, 82 00:06:11,950 --> 00:06:15,410 looking for all intents and purposes like a real meteor. 83 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:20,110 Dr. Ventra's legendary scientific curiosity will naturally get the better 84 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:24,910 him. And when he immediately drills open the cosmic mystery, he'll get a fate 85 00:06:24,910 --> 00:06:25,910 full of men. 86 00:06:26,050 --> 00:06:27,050 My men! 87 00:06:27,530 --> 00:06:30,410 Loyal foot soldiers in my war on everything and deadly! 88 00:06:30,770 --> 00:06:33,590 Just like the monarch butterfly of my namesake. 89 00:06:33,890 --> 00:06:34,890 What? 90 00:06:34,970 --> 00:06:36,210 Butterflies aren't deadly. 91 00:06:36,490 --> 00:06:37,570 Dr. Girlfriend! 92 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:38,990 The hat, please. 93 00:06:41,850 --> 00:06:43,070 Ready for launch. 94 00:07:00,110 --> 00:07:01,910 and ready for takeoff. Yes. Go. 95 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,130 Now. 96 00:07:06,810 --> 00:07:10,490 Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. The X -1 is not a toy. 97 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:17,610 Buckle up. 98 00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:30,260 Mother of crap! 99 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:31,360 A meteor! 100 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:32,620 From outer space! 101 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:34,860 Probably want to check it out, huh, Doc? 102 00:07:35,340 --> 00:07:37,120 No time. No time. 103 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,120 Hey. 104 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,260 I can't get the hatch open. We landed face down. 105 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:49,580 Oh, God. 106 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:52,460 Oh, God. We're gonna die in here. 107 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:53,700 Oh, man. 108 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:56,980 We're not going to have to eat each other, are we? Screw that! 109 00:07:58,440 --> 00:07:59,440 Boobapoopoo! 110 00:08:29,990 --> 00:08:31,490 Stay in the X -1, boys. 111 00:08:32,169 --> 00:08:33,169 Dr. 112 00:08:33,909 --> 00:08:37,530 Venture, we've been expecting you. Yes, we're right on time, as always. 113 00:08:38,090 --> 00:08:40,669 You remember my man Brock from last year. 114 00:08:40,950 --> 00:08:44,350 But of course, we still haven't been able to get the stains out of the 115 00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:48,350 Guards, help Mr. Samson with Dr. Venture's baggage, please. 116 00:08:48,970 --> 00:08:49,970 Come, Dr. Venture. 117 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:52,410 While they unload, I'll show you where you can set up your equipment. 118 00:08:52,770 --> 00:08:53,770 Super good. 119 00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:57,690 Oh, gentlemen, be careful not to get too close to the X -1's engines. 120 00:09:20,119 --> 00:09:22,680 Good God, what's he doing now? 121 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:27,700 Being thorough. 122 00:09:30,890 --> 00:09:33,790 It probably stood away back when we were down in Brazil last week. 123 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:34,990 Big one, too. 124 00:09:35,430 --> 00:09:39,190 Halt! Sir, you can't enter the United Nations with that weapon. 125 00:09:39,410 --> 00:09:40,410 That's all right, soldier. 126 00:09:40,910 --> 00:09:42,630 Mr. Samson is my bodyguard. 127 00:09:42,870 --> 00:09:45,050 Just the same, doctor. No weapons allowed. 128 00:09:45,390 --> 00:09:46,810 I'll have to confiscate it. 129 00:09:48,790 --> 00:09:49,790 Go ahead. 130 00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:51,890 Take it from me. 131 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,860 And this is the exhibition hall, where you'll be giving your demonstration 132 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:03,500 tomorrow. God, who designed this place? 133 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,060 Frank Lloyd Wrong? 134 00:10:07,860 --> 00:10:08,860 Um, 135 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:12,620 Brock, why don't you take the boys over to the hotel now? 136 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:13,920 Yeah, all right. 137 00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:15,900 There's no tail at this con anyway. 138 00:10:23,140 --> 00:10:24,980 Ah, Mr. Senzuri. 139 00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:26,990 I'd like you to meet Dr. Venture. 140 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:31,790 Dr. Venture, this suspicious -looking Asian fellow here, is Otaku Senzuri. 141 00:10:31,990 --> 00:10:34,530 He represents the Onani Corporation of Japan. 142 00:10:36,610 --> 00:10:40,930 I've been most anxious to meet you, Dr. Venture. 143 00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:42,730 Most anxious. 144 00:10:43,430 --> 00:10:49,850 I've been hearing a lot about the exciting technological advances you've 145 00:10:50,610 --> 00:10:52,490 I'm eager to see them. 146 00:10:53,390 --> 00:10:55,470 Ah, yes. I mean, thank you. 147 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,820 lift off, Houston to Gemini, you are go for orbit. 148 00:11:31,140 --> 00:11:33,180 Oh, I'm tired of playing astronaut. 149 00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:35,760 Crepes, we're in the city that never sleeps. 150 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,020 Can't we find something more fun to do? 151 00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:42,060 I don't know, Hank. Pop told us to stay in the hotel the whole trip and not come 152 00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:45,140 out. You wouldn't want him to throw a hissy fit, would you? 153 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:48,780 Well, we don't have to leave the hotel to have an adventure. 154 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,820 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 155 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:53,840 Probably. 156 00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:29,910 The co -captain, prepare to dive. 157 00:12:30,230 --> 00:12:31,230 Roger, captain. 158 00:12:31,490 --> 00:12:33,370 Co -captain, closing the hatch. 159 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,450 Crever boys, but not nearly crever enough. 160 00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:51,730 Did they really think they could hide it from me for wrong? 161 00:12:54,050 --> 00:12:56,470 Whoa, hey, don't rock the boat, Dino. 162 00:12:57,050 --> 00:13:00,670 That's Captain Dino to you, and either of these ain't my doing. 163 00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:11,910 Where is it? 164 00:13:12,070 --> 00:13:13,890 Where is he hiding it? 165 00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:15,570 A ninja! 166 00:13:15,850 --> 00:13:18,590 Put a team to play the J -U -D -O! 167 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,240 Done. 168 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:51,120 Done. Done. 169 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,790 Oh. Oh. 170 00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:02,010 I was in the mommy place. 171 00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:04,150 Get up. The boys are gone. 172 00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:06,170 Not answering their communicator watches either. 173 00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:10,010 Well, find them. For God's sake, I swear if they screw up my gig at the U .N. 174 00:14:14,110 --> 00:14:17,090 Oh, wowie zowie. What a headache. 175 00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:20,990 We must have gone off on one of those benders Brock's always talking about. 176 00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:22,150 Where are we anyway? 177 00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:23,569 Beats me. 178 00:14:23,570 --> 00:14:26,310 Let's check our satellite -linked navigational watches. 179 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,180 Gone! Now I remember. 180 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:37,020 That no -good ne 'er -do -well ninja must have adios with her watches. 181 00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:38,380 That clown. 182 00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:43,020 Hmm. Dr. Venture's precocious progenies. 183 00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:46,420 They will be his undoing. That'll be $53 .50. 184 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,440 $53 .50? Duh. 185 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,380 What the hell is this supposed to be? 186 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,600 It's an IOU. 187 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:55,960 You see? 188 00:14:56,180 --> 00:15:00,340 Just like the flawless monarch butterfly from which I take my name, the monarch 189 00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:01,980 has many ways to sting. 190 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,860 Monarchs don't sting! 191 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:10,560 Holy guacamole! 192 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,060 A giant butterfly! 193 00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:14,400 Criminy! That's no butterfly! 194 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:16,440 It's that guy that's always hating Dad! 195 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:17,860 Super Runaway! 196 00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:29,990 Come in, boys. What's your location? 197 00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:31,930 Oh, snap! Check this out! 198 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:33,670 It's like some Star Trek crap! 199 00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:35,010 What a fool! 200 00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:44,890 Wait! We ride the rails! 201 00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:49,170 You spotted me! 202 00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:53,630 All right there, princess. I saw you jump the turd style. Let's go. 203 00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:58,090 Plebeian, clearly your fear has blinded you, for you dare to lay hands upon... 204 00:15:58,830 --> 00:15:59,830 That is it. 205 00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:12,250 Ah! No! 206 00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:13,449 What? Ah! 207 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:14,450 No! No! 208 00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:15,610 Ah! 209 00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:22,150 And he's always got that big guy with him. Rock something. You can't tell me 210 00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:23,150 nothing's going on there. 211 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,770 No, no. He's just his bodyguard is all. 212 00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:33,590 To be perfectly honest, however, my proposed solar power vehicle is not 100 213 00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:34,590 free of emissions. 214 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,170 Because it emits a special form of ozone. 215 00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:43,310 Meaning these cars will actually repair our fragile, precious ozone layer while 216 00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:44,310 you drive. 217 00:16:47,830 --> 00:16:48,830 Jealous. 218 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:53,730 I think we super lost him! Good teamwork, big brother! 219 00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:55,010 Hey, look! 220 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,380 It's one of those pretty girls Pop was telling us about. 221 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,760 You boys looking for some action? 222 00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:02,300 And how. 223 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:05,420 We're always looking for action and adventure. 224 00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:06,839 Hey, hey, listen. 225 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:08,740 Ain't safe to talk business on the street. 226 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:13,000 Why don't I take you boys back to my busy beehive? 227 00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:15,660 Yes, ma 'am. 228 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:19,619 All right, that's it. I'm through screwing around. 229 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,440 Those two are so dead. 230 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,660 Ladies and gentlemen, we've seen a great many wonderful achievements in science 231 00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:58,400 today. Our last presenter's father is a legend in these hallowed halls, and we 232 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:02,640 all expect great things of him. I present to you, from the United States, 233 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:03,760 Thaddeus Van Jules. 234 00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:05,360 Watch and learn, Slim. 235 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:08,380 Good evening. 236 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:13,260 Since the dawn of time, man has strived to achieve greatness. 237 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,460 He's reached toward the heavens. 238 00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,940 He's journeyed to the bottom of the seas. 239 00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:21,410 He's built massive cities full of wonder and beauty. 240 00:18:21,670 --> 00:18:27,510 And above all, he sought to make peace with his brother on this wondrous planet 241 00:18:27,510 --> 00:18:29,290 we call Earth. 242 00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:35,210 Well, today, mankind takes another small step toward achieving its ultimate 243 00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:38,910 goal. I present to you the Ure. 244 00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:47,030 Stop the venture. 245 00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:48,050 That is enough. 246 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:50,730 What do you think you're doing? 247 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,190 I'm showing everyone my new thing. What's the matter? 248 00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:54,850 I worked really hard on this. 249 00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:59,430 This is supposed to be a peaceful exhibition of scientific breakthroughs 250 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,810 betterment of all mankind. 251 00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:05,370 And you show up with this weapon of devastation. 252 00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:07,490 Weapon? What are you talking about? 253 00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,610 Well, what the hell do you call it? 254 00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:13,950 The hooray. I mentioned that. Why, the applications are limitless. Are you 255 00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:14,950 kidding me? 256 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,620 You blew up a modern city with it. What are we supposed to sing? 257 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:24,200 Look, it even melted all the little people and stuff. Oh. 258 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:28,720 Well, I suppose if it ever fell into the wrong hands, it could be modified and 259 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,240 used as a weapon after a fashion. 260 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,440 But that's true of almost any technology. 261 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:35,700 Really? I can't see anybody using Dr. 262 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,380 Olofsson's amazing Hello Helmet for ill. 263 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,940 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm terribly sorry we have to conclude our presentations 264 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:46,160 on this note. Please, everyone, if you would join to the next room, we'll be 265 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,420 having refreshments and cocktails. 266 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:48,700 Thank you. 267 00:19:55,740 --> 00:20:01,400 Your crab -a -boys aren't here to protect your secret this time, aren't 268 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:06,920 Well, well, well. 269 00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:11,250 It looks as if these venture boys are not quite so young and innocent as I 270 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:15,510 thought. They seem to have already discovered the fleshy cheek of the mommy 271 00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:16,510 daddy dance. 272 00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:17,570 No matter. 273 00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:22,830 For as the monarch butterfly spins its deadly web, so shall I set my fiendish 274 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:25,150 trap. Yo, coke smoke? Dope. 275 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:31,410 Oh. No, I'm cool. 276 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:39,580 Okay, big fella, you first. 277 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:44,460 I charge you $10 for the gilded lily, $20 for the Roman holiday, $50 for the 278 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:47,920 walrus and carpenter, and for $75 you can play right down to the mentality. 279 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,320 Ma 'am? 280 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:52,140 Okay, tell you what. 281 00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:56,760 Why don't we start nice and slow and get to know each other? 282 00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:13,520 Oh, sweet mama -dama. 283 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,320 Where are they, Monarch? What'd you do with the boy? 284 00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:17,900 Wait a minute, wait, wait. Ow! 285 00:21:18,180 --> 00:21:19,180 Ow! 286 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,880 Hey, 287 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:29,920 look! It's the United Nation! 288 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,640 Pop's in there right now! 289 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,520 Jiggy, let's go surprise him! 290 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,790 Way to go, Venture. Yes, move, move, Eclax. 291 00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:45,410 Oh, look who's talking. 292 00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:49,510 I seem to remember a certain scientist inventing a little something called the 293 00:21:49,510 --> 00:21:54,210 albino bomb a few years back. And as for you, your hastily assembled cardboard 294 00:21:54,210 --> 00:21:58,370 diorama entitled Where Does Rain Come From was not exactly the highlight of 295 00:21:58,370 --> 00:21:59,370 these proceedings. 296 00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:04,850 Hey, guys. The Surgeon General from Mexico is mixing up margarita. 297 00:22:05,270 --> 00:22:06,270 Come on. 298 00:22:07,490 --> 00:22:08,490 Dad! 299 00:22:10,010 --> 00:22:12,630 Boys, what the hell are you doing here? Where have you been? We've been on a 300 00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:14,110 bonafide New York adventure. 301 00:22:14,590 --> 00:22:17,910 We saw beautiful girls and ninjas and everything. 302 00:22:18,290 --> 00:22:21,130 Yes, yes. Is Brock with you? I want to get the hell out of here, and I need him 303 00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:22,630 to pack up the Ouray. Nah, Pop. 304 00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:25,630 We haven't seen him. Very well. Then you two can help me. 305 00:22:29,770 --> 00:22:32,450 Mother of Christ. Security! 306 00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:33,750 Security! 307 00:22:36,090 --> 00:22:37,210 Why, he's disappeared! 308 00:22:37,770 --> 00:22:39,400 No! He's right there! 309 00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:44,920 Nice work, boys. 310 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,900 I'm very sorry about this, Dr. Venture. 311 00:22:48,420 --> 00:22:51,600 Although it serves you right for bringing that thing in here. With all 312 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,500 foreigners around, someone's bound to try to steal a weapon like that. 313 00:22:55,320 --> 00:23:00,000 Weapon? He wasn't trying to steal it. He was masturbating like a teenager with a 314 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000 fast internet connection. 315 00:23:01,660 --> 00:23:02,660 Master what? 316 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,980 Like an evil master plan? 317 00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:08,820 No, boys, Otaku Sensori isn't evil. 318 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:14,380 He's a technology fetishist. A man who can only achieve full arousal when in 319 00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:15,860 presence of high -tech equipment. 320 00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:20,180 Electronics, computers, undersea robots, that sort of thing. 321 00:23:20,820 --> 00:23:23,800 It's only natural your dad's work would have piqued his fancy. 322 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,560 Fine technological doodad like this. 323 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,260 Fine technological doodad? You mean you like it? 324 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:30,640 We sure do, Doc. 325 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:35,460 The army will take a hundred of them. Well, I don't know what use the army 326 00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:38,980 have for them, but it's a deal, General. I'd better get right to work on those. 327 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,400 Well, looks like all's well that ends well. 328 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:47,640 Another successful adventure for the best family in the whole wide world. Go, 329 00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:48,740 Team Venture! 330 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,560 I suppose. 331 00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:54,060 But wait a minute. 332 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:55,740 What happened to Brock? 333 00:23:59,130 --> 00:24:01,070 That was some workout, big man. 334 00:24:01,790 --> 00:24:04,730 But I guess you're gonna have to go look for those boys now, huh? 335 00:24:05,530 --> 00:24:06,530 They'll turn up. 336 00:24:06,630 --> 00:24:08,370 Besides, I still got $300 left. 337 00:24:08,630 --> 00:24:11,210 Ooh, three bills can buy you an awful lot of things. 338 00:24:11,790 --> 00:24:12,790 I know. 339 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:13,870 I'm gonna want change. 340 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:49,100 Someone did a real job on you mister, but you're gonna make it hard to believe 341 00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:55,000 considering the size of this thing we pump from your stomach Don't throw those 342 00:24:55,000 --> 00:25:02,000 out That's good 25130