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Huh. What's all this?
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I'm trying to do the books
for the store.
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Oh.
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I thought it was some kind of
role-play thing. You know,
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strict accountant,
hot girl in debt.
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- That's what you're into?
- Hey, I did Mrs. Claus for you.
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Oh, this naughty reindeer
remembers.
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So, since when do you
do the books?
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Ruben won't let me hire
an accountant.
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- You went to college. Help me.
- Yeah, but I was a communications major.
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We didn't do math. It was speech
class and film appreciation.
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- Film appreciation?
- Yeah.
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You watch films and...
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you appreciate them.
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Never mind, I'll figure it out.
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Well, what about my mom?
She did this for years.
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- Well, I don't want her to think I'm dumb.
- [Mandy scoffs]
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You're adorable.
[chuckles]
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Well, you could ask your mom.
She does the books for the church.
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Not a bad idea.
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I know.
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Now, uh, tell me I'm a naughty girl who's
late on her credit card payment. [chuckles]
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♪
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[coos]
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- You got a sec?
- What's up?
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I was thinking maybe, to get
the young people more invested,
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I could start playing my guitar
during the service.
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You know who else played guitar
while he preached?
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Charles Manson.
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Well, I doubt he played
"This Little Light of Mine."
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'Cause he was busy
getting people murdered.
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- Hey, Mom.
- Hi, honey.
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- Pastor Jeff.
- Georgie, would you be more likely
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to come to church if I played my guitar?
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Hmm. Are you gonna play
cool songs or God songs?
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I think God songs
are cool songs.
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- Sounds fun.
- Don't lie in church.
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Sounds terrible.
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Your loss.
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It's gonna be groovy.
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That man never should've
gotten MTV.
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So, what brings you by?
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- I could use your help with the store.
- Of course.
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- Unless it's more money.
- It ain't.
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Then of course.
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I need a hand with the books.
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Oh.
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Well, I would love to, but
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that's a big job, and I really
have my hands full here.
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I understand. Yeah.
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Mrs. McAllister used to do 'em,
I guess I'll just ask...
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- I'll do it.
- Great.
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I'm not leaving the fate of
my house in the hands of that...
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Lord, forgive me.
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- You didn't say nothing.
- No, but I thought it...
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and it was bad.
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- Next.
- Here to renew my license.
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Stand behind the line
and read the eye chart for me.
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Yes, sir.
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That would be an E.
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Congratulations.
Now, try the fifth line.
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Fifth line, sure.
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Whenever you're ready.
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- Behind the line.
- Ooh. Sorry.
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- You wear glasses?
- No. Always had perfect vision.
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Uh-huh.
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Fifth line.
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Z. F. R. U. M. What's next?
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You go to an eye doctor.
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Hey. How was the DMV?
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Great. Easy-peasy,
lemon squeezy.
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They give you
a temporary license?
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Yes, they did.
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Oh. How long till the new one
shows up in the mail?
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- They didn't say.
- Oh.
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Hey, did they make you
take a new picture?
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What, you writing a book?
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Hey.
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Where'd my calendar go?
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I took it down.
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My mom's religious. She don't
need to be seeing bikini ladies.
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Excuse me, but God made
those bikini ladies.
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Also, don't be throwing around
the "God" word.
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Geez, okay.
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You can't say "geez,"
too close to Jesus.
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Anything else?
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You don't drink, you don't smoke,
and you don't believe in sex before marriage.
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But that last one
probably won't come up.
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Hello.
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- Hey, Mom.
- Mrs. Cooper.
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- Hey, Ruben, how you been?
- RUBEN: Good.
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Just saving myself
for the right woman.
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What?
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Here's all the invoices,
receipts,
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and stuff that looked important,
but I didn't know what it was.
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Okay, well, better get started.
Do you have a calculator?
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In the desk.
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No, no, no, the other drawer.
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That's Ruben's.
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We should pray for him.
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[gasps] Ooh, hey,
what's the score?
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It's, uh...
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- Cowboys up by three.
- Exactly.
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How much time's left?
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You got eyes, use 'em.
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[telephone rings]
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McAllister residence.
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Oh, hello, Mary.
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No, he's not home yet.
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Oh.
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I didn't know
you were doing that.
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I'll give him the message.
Bye now.
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Hmm.
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- Everything okay?
- Why wouldn't it be?
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Well, you said "hmm."
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Did you know Georgie asked Mary
to do the books for the shop?
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That explains the "hmm."
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Well...
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you just...
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you do so much for us already,
he didn't want to bother you.
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I'm not toast, Amanda.
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I don't need buttering.
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Honey, it's just the books.
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Oh, that look don't work
after the third beer.
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Hey, y'all.
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- Georgie, your mother called.
- Oh.
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Oh.
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Why does she even
want to do the books?
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It's not about the books.
It's about your mother.
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You're the one who said
I should ask her.
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Yeah. [scoffs] That was wrong.
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So now what?
I'm supposed to fire my mom?
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She can't expect me to do that
just 'cause she's upset.
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Oh, yes, she can.
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- Well, she'll just have to get over it.
- No, she won't.
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Well, then I don't care.
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- Yes, you do.
- So much.
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No one knows how that store
operates better than I do.
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Uh-huh.
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I could do those books
in my sleep.
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Yep.
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Are you even listening to me?
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Yeah, of course.
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What'd I just say?
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"Are you even listening to me?"
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Why do I bother?
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Honey, are you really upset
he didn't ask you
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or are you just mad
he went to Mary?
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That has nothing to do with it.
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Although, I bet she loves
going through my work
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trying to find a mistake.
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Good luck, lady.
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You know, it's possible she's
not thinking about you at all.
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What a hateful thing
to say, Jim.
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Hello.
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Oh, Audrey.
What a pleasant, um...
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Hello.
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I come in peace.
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Have a seat.
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I just want to say I think
it's so great you helping Georgie out.
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But you'd do a better job.
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[laughs] Of course not.
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I just have
more free time than you.
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I can make time.
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But wouldn't you rather
spend it with CeeCee?
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I'm sorry, are you
trying to bribe me
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with my own granddaughter?
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Our granddaughter.
And yes. So what do you say?
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Well, like you said,
I am very busy,
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but thank you for coming by.
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Mary, it's an important job.
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I just want to make sure
it gets done right.
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And I'm gonna do it wrong?
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- AUDREY: Well, not on purpose.
- MARY: I'm about to do
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something on purpose.
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[laughs] Hey, Audrey.
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I thought I heard your voice.
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Pastor Jeff.
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Do you need something?
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No. I just heard
you gals chatting
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and thought of one
of my favorite Bible verses,
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"Where two or more are gathered,
I am there."
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One. Two.
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Three.
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Okay, I'm gonna go.
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But remember, He's still here.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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You're going 18 miles an hour.
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So?
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So, you drive like an old man.
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I drive like a safe man, which
is how I became an old man.
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- [sighs] Stop sign. Stop sign.
- Yeah, I see it.
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I see it.
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- [car crash]
- What the hell?
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- You okay?
- Yeah, you?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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A UPS truck.
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- That's a mail truck.
- Same thing.
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No, it's not.
One's big and brown.
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Same thing, Mandy.
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Last cop I talked to
recognized me from TV.
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How does that help here?
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Oh, it doesn't.
I just like thinking about it.
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- Were you the driver?
- Yes, sir.
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Gonna need your license
and registration.
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Sure.
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Actually, you know, uh...
[clears throat]
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He hit me. I-I was stopped
at the stop sign.
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I know.
I just need it for my report.
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But I-I'm the victim here.
I didn't do anything wrong.
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Dad, just give him your license.
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I don't want to.
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00:10:07,387 --> 00:10:09,415
- You just went to the DMV.
- I did.
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00:10:09,769 --> 00:10:11,659
Then why
is your license expired?
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Beats me.
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- Dad.
- Okay, fine.
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I had a little trouble
with my eye exam.
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You said it was easy-peasy,
lemon squeezy.
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Would you stop
remembering things?
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I-I can't believe you let me
ride in the car with you.
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00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:30,310
Excuse me, I did tell you to leave
the baby home with your mother.
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Georgie back yet?
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Still on a tow.
Anything I can do for you?
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Just got the books all up
to date, wanted to go over 'em.
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Oh, how we doing?
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Maybe we should wait
till Georgie gets back.
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- Is it bad?
- I wouldn't say "bad."
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Good?
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I wouldn't say "good."
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Oh, God.
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I mean, jeepers.
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Hey, get this, the guy I just towed
does all the ads on bus benches.
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Says he'll give us a discount.
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Hold your fire.
We need to talk.
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- I know you're gonna say we can't afford it...
- You can't afford it.
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- Geez.
- Georgie, language.
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I have been going over the books,
and you are barely scraping by.
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00:11:17,457 --> 00:11:20,078
Well, that can't be right.
Business has been booming.
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[sighs] I don't know
what to tell you.
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You either got to spend less
or make more.
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00:11:24,207 --> 00:11:26,187
Great. I choose to make more.
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- How we gonna do that?
- Advertise.
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There's got to be money
for one bench.
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00:11:30,997 --> 00:11:33,123
There isn't. And I have marked
a few other places
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that you might want to cut back.
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Okay. I'm just spitballing here:
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How about we fire Georgie?
249
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Come on, can't you get creative?
250
00:11:42,530 --> 00:11:44,351
Move some numbers around?
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You are not underwater yet.
You just need to tighten your belt.
252
00:11:48,857 --> 00:11:51,064
Well, if you're sure
there's nothing else we can do,
253
00:11:51,084 --> 00:11:53,045
then I guess there's
nothing else we can do.
254
00:11:53,152 --> 00:11:56,241
Mrs. McAllister, I was wondering
if you could take a look at the books for me.
255
00:12:03,201 --> 00:12:04,532
I'm sorry?
256
00:12:04,552 --> 00:12:06,928
I thought your mother
was doing your books.
257
00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:10,861
Well, she was, but I realized
I should've come to you first.
258
00:12:11,243 --> 00:12:12,449
Why didn't you?
259
00:12:12,469 --> 00:12:16,059
You know me. I'm young.
I make all kinds of bad decisions.
260
00:12:16,838 --> 00:12:19,852
So you're saying your mother
isn't up to the task,
261
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:22,639
and I would do
a much better job?
262
00:12:24,074 --> 00:12:25,386
Should I say that?
263
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:26,861
Yes.
264
00:12:27,401 --> 00:12:28,934
Then consider it said.
265
00:12:28,954 --> 00:12:30,061
Say it.
266
00:12:31,013 --> 00:12:33,735
Look, my mom's just kind of
set in her ways.
267
00:12:33,755 --> 00:12:36,526
I need someone creative,
someone a little more fun.
268
00:12:37,368 --> 00:12:40,449
Well, I'm certainly more fun
than that old Bible thumper.
269
00:12:41,023 --> 00:12:43,778
Okay, okay, she's still my mom.
270
00:12:44,076 --> 00:12:47,091
Although, I have literally seen
her thump a Bible.
271
00:12:47,552 --> 00:12:49,838
I suppose I can take a look.
272
00:12:49,858 --> 00:12:51,878
And while you're at it,
I'm hoping you can find me
273
00:12:51,898 --> 00:12:53,506
the money to advertise on a bus bench.
274
00:12:53,526 --> 00:12:55,527
- I'm sure I can.
- Great.
275
00:12:55,547 --> 00:12:57,667
But only after you say it.
276
00:13:01,087 --> 00:13:02,957
- See you later.
- [stammers]
277
00:13:02,977 --> 00:13:04,661
Hey. Where do you think
you're going?
278
00:13:04,989 --> 00:13:07,340
- Hardware store.
- Oh, you're not driving.
279
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,556
I'm fine.
280
00:13:08,576 --> 00:13:10,100
You don't have a license.
281
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,446
Yeah, well, you got
more tickets than me.
282
00:13:12,577 --> 00:13:15,388
Yeah, that's because
I'm reckless, not blind.
283
00:13:15,888 --> 00:13:18,617
Okay. [scoffs] You need to go
to the eye doctor.
284
00:13:18,637 --> 00:13:21,435
Mandy, look, there's already
a blonde lady in this house
285
00:13:21,455 --> 00:13:23,605
whose job it is
to make me unhappy.
286
00:13:24,259 --> 00:13:25,744
You want me to get her?
I can get her.
287
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:27,566
- Mom!
- Shh! Shh!
288
00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:29,835
Okay, let me take you
to get your eyes checked.
289
00:13:29,855 --> 00:13:32,570
No, I don't need another doctor
telling me I'm getting old.
290
00:13:32,590 --> 00:13:34,172
Is that what this is about?
291
00:13:35,077 --> 00:13:37,197
Every time I go,
it's a new thing;
292
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,758
high cholesterol,
enlarged prostate.
293
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:43,183
I'm a big guy, maybe
I should have a big prostate.
294
00:13:43,493 --> 00:13:46,593
Is that how prostates work?
I honestly don't know.
295
00:13:47,073 --> 00:13:50,531
You know, ever since I turned 50,
I've been getting mailers from the AARP.
296
00:13:50,551 --> 00:13:52,038
Well, can't read 'em.
297
00:13:53,183 --> 00:13:54,581
I'm not going to the eye doctor.
298
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,969
- Mom!
- You suck.
299
00:13:59,841 --> 00:14:03,480
All right, Jeff,
let's see what you got.
300
00:14:05,456 --> 00:14:07,177
PASTOR JEFF [over radio]:
Test, test.
301
00:14:07,197 --> 00:14:10,263
"This Little Light Of Mine,"
take one.
302
00:14:11,592 --> 00:14:14,401
♪ This little light of mine ♪
303
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,448
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
304
00:14:17,468 --> 00:14:20,059
♪ This little light of mine ♪
305
00:14:20,079 --> 00:14:23,105
♪ I'm gonna let it shine... ♪
Everybody.
306
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:25,760
MARY and JEFF:
♪ This little light of mine ♪
307
00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:27,719
♪ I'm gonna let it shine... ♪
308
00:14:27,739 --> 00:14:30,069
- I can't hear you.
- ♪ Let it shine ♪
309
00:14:30,089 --> 00:14:32,260
- ♪ Let it shine, let it shine ♪
- ♪ Let it shine, let it... ♪
310
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,492
What the heck?
311
00:14:35,235 --> 00:14:37,975
Second verse, same as the first.
312
00:14:39,272 --> 00:14:41,463
You want me to lose my house?
313
00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:43,197
You saw the ad, huh?
314
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:44,593
I did.
315
00:14:44,613 --> 00:14:46,653
See? And you came right in.
316
00:14:48,238 --> 00:14:50,394
- What ad?
- The one on the bus bench
317
00:14:50,414 --> 00:14:52,952
that I told him
he couldn't afford.
318
00:14:52,972 --> 00:14:54,178
Are you kidding me?
319
00:14:54,198 --> 00:14:56,348
It's fine. I found some money
in the budget.
320
00:14:56,368 --> 00:14:58,259
You can't just find money.
321
00:14:58,279 --> 00:15:02,145
I was looking over our books, and I realized,
if we reported a loss this quarter,
322
00:15:02,165 --> 00:15:04,930
we could lower our corporate
tax burden to get a refund,
323
00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:07,139
which I took an advance on
to buy the ad.
324
00:15:07,996 --> 00:15:10,068
You realized that?
325
00:15:11,217 --> 00:15:13,288
I just said it, didn't I?
326
00:15:13,659 --> 00:15:15,570
But who said it first?
327
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,377
I'm sorry,
328
00:15:17,397 --> 00:15:19,927
is it so hard to believe
that I can figure that out?
329
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,688
- Yes.
- Absolutely.
330
00:15:22,325 --> 00:15:23,729
I'm insulted.
331
00:15:24,404 --> 00:15:26,875
This was Audrey's doing,
wasn't it?
332
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:29,753
Yes, but I'm still insulted.
333
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:36,862
Remember me?
334
00:15:36,882 --> 00:15:37,963
No.
335
00:15:38,629 --> 00:15:39,637
Really?
336
00:15:40,202 --> 00:15:42,609
I came in here a couple days ago
to take my eye test.
337
00:15:42,951 --> 00:15:44,872
That narrows it down.
338
00:15:45,328 --> 00:15:46,711
I didn't do real good,
339
00:15:46,731 --> 00:15:50,451
so I went and got these bad boys
for driving.
340
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,820
Pretty sharp, huh?
341
00:15:54,863 --> 00:15:57,028
You're a very handsome man.
342
00:15:57,448 --> 00:16:00,325
Okay, what do you want?
Fourth line? Sixth line?
343
00:16:00,345 --> 00:16:02,335
Hey, I tell you what,
I'll just start at the bottom,
344
00:16:02,355 --> 00:16:04,859
work my way up. "Made in China."
345
00:16:04,879 --> 00:16:07,668
Bottom right-hand corner. Bet
no one's ever read that before.
346
00:16:08,361 --> 00:16:09,516
See that clock over there?
347
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:10,778
2:35.
348
00:16:10,798 --> 00:16:12,913
Oh, no. 2:36.
349
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:16,001
Congratulations. Just go
get your picture taken over...
350
00:16:16,021 --> 00:16:17,840
No, no, no, I'm not done.
I'm not done.
351
00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:18,830
Bup, bup, bup, bup.
352
00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:21,996
Hey, you see that guy standing there?
He's wearing an IZOD shirt.
353
00:16:22,027 --> 00:16:24,795
It got that little alligator
right there, clear as day. Yo!
354
00:16:25,987 --> 00:16:27,145
Nice shirt.
355
00:16:30,513 --> 00:16:31,541
[knock on door]
356
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,039
You and me need to talk.
357
00:16:40,059 --> 00:16:42,115
I didn't go to your son.
He came to me.
358
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,099
I do not care who came to who.
359
00:16:46,119 --> 00:16:48,269
Georgie is being careless
with his money,
360
00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:50,479
and you are helping him.
361
00:16:50,499 --> 00:16:54,156
Oh, please. You're just mad
I found something you didn't.
362
00:16:54,176 --> 00:16:55,432
You didn't find anything.
363
00:16:55,452 --> 00:16:57,477
You are just robbing Peter
to pay Paul.
364
00:16:57,497 --> 00:16:59,044
Well, that's how business works.
365
00:16:59,064 --> 00:17:01,655
Oh, please,
this is not about business.
366
00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:03,828
This is about you
trying to spite me.
367
00:17:04,445 --> 00:17:05,884
It can be both.
368
00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:10,728
Well, guess what, lady?
If I lose my house, I am moving in here.
369
00:17:10,858 --> 00:17:13,650
Why don't you try having
some faith in your son?
370
00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:15,808
You are gonna talk to me
about faith?
371
00:17:15,828 --> 00:17:18,303
I have faith out the wazoo.
372
00:17:19,131 --> 00:17:20,198
Charming.
373
00:17:20,521 --> 00:17:22,217
[sighs]
374
00:17:22,348 --> 00:17:26,370
But I also know
that Georgie can be...
375
00:17:26,937 --> 00:17:29,814
impulsive and overly confident,
376
00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:33,080
and sometimes, that gets him
into trouble, and...
377
00:17:34,491 --> 00:17:38,343
...I don't know if I can take
any more trouble.
378
00:17:48,493 --> 00:17:52,491
I guess it's possible I wasn't thinking
about all you had to lose.
379
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,643
[sighs]
380
00:17:55,947 --> 00:17:59,124
It seems Georgie did kind of
play us against each other.
381
00:17:59,865 --> 00:18:02,240
I suppose he did.
382
00:18:02,762 --> 00:18:07,242
When he was little, any time I said no,
he went straight to his dad.
383
00:18:07,262 --> 00:18:10,681
Amanda still has Jim
wrapped around her finger.
384
00:18:10,701 --> 00:18:12,919
Oh, you should've seen
Missy and George.
385
00:18:12,939 --> 00:18:15,397
Fathers can be so weak.
386
00:18:15,999 --> 00:18:17,018
Well...
387
00:18:17,038 --> 00:18:19,269
not every Father.
388
00:18:19,289 --> 00:18:21,167
Ugh, give it a rest.
389
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,171
Hey, I'm-- What-what-what
is happening here?
390
00:18:33,593 --> 00:18:36,143
Your mother just
stopped by for a chat.
391
00:18:36,386 --> 00:18:37,610
No one's yelling?
392
00:18:37,630 --> 00:18:38,578
We are both adults.
393
00:18:38,598 --> 00:18:41,258
- We can have a civilized conversation.
- [Audrey chuckles]
394
00:18:41,278 --> 00:18:43,368
Is that booze in them cups?
395
00:18:43,627 --> 00:18:44,886
Have a seat.
396
00:18:45,025 --> 00:18:47,013
- Actually, I should go say hi to my daughter...
- She said sit.
397
00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:48,218
Yes, ma'am.
398
00:18:48,478 --> 00:18:50,068
- That was good.
- Thank you.
399
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,199
- May I?
- Please.
400
00:18:51,219 --> 00:18:53,245
You cannot go pitting us
against each other
401
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:54,246
to get what you want.
402
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,726
- We are...
- I would never...
403
00:18:55,746 --> 00:18:57,571
- Don't you interrupt her.
- Yes, ma'am.
404
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:02,167
I will no longer be
the good cop to her bad cop.
405
00:19:02,187 --> 00:19:04,555
[scoffs] I wouldn't say bad cop.
406
00:19:04,575 --> 00:19:07,003
I would say responsible cop.
407
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,388
Don't be so sensitive.
408
00:19:09,408 --> 00:19:11,595
So now I'm a sensitive cop?
409
00:19:11,615 --> 00:19:13,178
I'm on your side.
410
00:19:13,198 --> 00:19:16,029
Are you? Because it seems like
you're trying to make me the bad guy.
411
00:19:16,049 --> 00:19:18,144
You don't need my help for that.
412
00:19:18,899 --> 00:19:20,893
I'm confused.
Are y'all still mad at me?
413
00:19:20,913 --> 00:19:22,187
BOTH:
Yes.
414
00:19:22,207 --> 00:19:24,966
How am I the bad guy
when you keep trying to take
415
00:19:24,986 --> 00:19:26,366
CeeCee's pacifier away?
416
00:19:26,386 --> 00:19:28,961
Oh, fine, then you can pay
for her braces.
417
00:19:28,981 --> 00:19:31,109
Well, then you can pay
for her therapy.
418
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:34,140
[laughs] Therapy?
Are you even Texan?
419
00:19:36,018 --> 00:19:37,994
How dare you?
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