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What's all this?
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I'm trying to do the book for the store.
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Oh.
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I thought it was some kind of role -play
thing. You know, strict accountant, hot
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girl in debt.
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That's what you're into?
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Hey, I did Mrs. Claus for you.
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Oh, this naughty reindeer remembers.
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So since when do you do the books?
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Reuben won't let me hire an accountant.
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You went to college? Help me. Yeah, but
I was a communications major. We didn't
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do math. It was speech class and film
appreciation.
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Film appreciation?
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Yeah. You watch films and you appreciate
them.
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Never mind. I'll figure it out.
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Well, what about my mom? She did this
for years.
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I don't want her to think I'm dumb.
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You're adorable.
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Well, you could ask your mom. She does
the books for the church.
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Not a bad idea.
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I know.
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Now, tell me I'm a naughty girl who's
late on her credit card payment.
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You got a sec?
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What's up?
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I was thinking maybe to get the young
people more invested, I could start
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playing my guitar during the service.
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You know who else played guitar while he
preached?
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Charles Manson.
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Well, I doubt he played this little out
of mind.
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Because he was busy getting people
murdered.
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Hey, Mom.
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Hi, honey.
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Pastor Jeff.
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Georgie, would you be more likely to
come to church if I played my guitar?
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Are you going to play cool songs or God
songs?
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I think God songs are a cool song.
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Sounds fun.
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Don't lie in church.
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Sounds terrible.
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Your loss.
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It's gonna be groovy.
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That man never should have gotten MTV.
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So, what brings you by?
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I could use your help with the store.
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Of course.
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Unless it's more money.
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It ain't. Then of course.
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I need a hand with the books.
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Oh.
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Well, I would love to, but...
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That's a big job, and I really have my
hands full here.
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I understand.
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Mrs. McAllister used to do them. I guess
I'll just... I'll do it.
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Great. I'm not leaving the fate of my
house in the hands of that... Lord,
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forgive me.
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You didn't say nothing.
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No, but I thought it.
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I'm here to renew my license.
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Stand behind the line and read the eye
chart for me.
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Yes, sir.
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That would be an E.
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Congratulations. Now try the fifth line.
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Fifth line, sure.
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Whenever you're ready.
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Behind the line.
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Sorry.
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You wear glasses? No.
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Always had perfect vision.
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Fifth line.
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Z -F -R -U -M.
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What's next?
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You go to an eye doctor.
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Hey, how's the DMV?
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Great.
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Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
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They give you a temporary license?
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Yes, they do.
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How long till the new one shows up in
the mail?
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They didn't say.
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Oh. Hey, did they make you take a new
picture? Are you writing a book?
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Hey, where'd my calendar go?
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I took it down.
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My mom's religious. She don't need to be
seeing bikini ladies.
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Excuse me, but God made those bikini
ladies.
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Also, don't be throwing around the God
word.
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Jeez, okay.
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You can't say jeez. Too close to Jesus.
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Anything else?
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You don't drink, you don't smoke, and
you don't believe in sex before
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But that last one probably won't come
up.
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Hello. Hey, Mom.
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Miss Cooper?
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Hey, Ruben. How you been?
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Good. Just saving myself for the right
woman.
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What?
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Here's all the invoices, receipts, and
stuff that looked important, but I
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know what it was.
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Okay, well, better get started.
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Do you have a calculator?
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In the desk.
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No, no, no, the other drawer.
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That's Ruben's.
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We should pray for him.
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Oh, hey, what's the score?
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It's, uh... Cowboys up by three.
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Exactly.
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How much time's left?
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You gotta ask, use them.
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McAllister residence.
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Oh, hello, Mary.
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No, he's not home yet.
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Oh.
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I didn't know you were doing that.
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I'll give him the message.
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Bye now.
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Everything okay?
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Why wouldn't it be?
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You said... Did you know Georgie asked
Mary to do the books for the shop?
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That explains the... Well, you just...
You do so
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much for us already, he didn't want to
bother you.
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I'm not toast, Amanda.
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I don't need buttering.
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Honey, it's just the books.
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Oh, that look don't work after the third
beer.
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Hey, y 'all.
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Georgie, your mother called.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Why does she even want to do the books?
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It's not about the books. It's about
your mother.
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You're the one who said I should ask
her.
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Yeah, I was wrong.
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So now what? I'm supposed to fire my
mom?
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She can't expect me to do that just
because she's upset.
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Oh, yes, she can.
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Well, she'll just have to get over it.
No, she won't.
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Well, then I don't care.
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Yes, you do.
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So much.
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No one knows how that store operates
better than I do.
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Uh -huh.
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I could do those books in my sleep.
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Yep.
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Are you even listening to me?
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Yeah, of course.
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What'd I just say?
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Are you even listening to me?
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Why do I bother?
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Honey, are you really upset he didn't
ask you, or are you just mad he went to
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Mary? That has nothing to do with it.
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Although I bet she loved going through
my work trying to find a mistake.
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Good luck, lady.
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You know, it's possible she's not
thinking about you at all.
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What a hateful thing to say, Jim.
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Audrey, what a pleasant, um, hello.
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I come in peace.
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Have a seat.
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I just want to say, I think it's so
great you helping Georgie out.
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But you'd do a better job.
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Of course not.
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I just have more free time than you.
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I can make time.
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But wouldn't you rather spend it with
Cece?
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I'm sorry, are you trying to bribe me
with my own granddaughter?
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Our granddaughter.
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And yes, so what do you say?
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Well, like you said, I am very busy, but
thank you for coming by.
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Mary, it's an important job. I just want
to make sure it gets done right.
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And I'm going to do it wrong?
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Well, not on purpose.
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I'm about to do something on purpose.
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Hey, Audrey, I thought I heard your
voice.
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Pastor Jeff, do you need something?
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No, I just... Heard you gals chatting
and thought of one of my favorite Bible
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verses. Where two or more are gathered,
I am there.
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One, two, three.
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Okay, I'm on the go.
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But remember, he's still here.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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You're going 18 miles an hour.
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So? No, you drive like an old man.
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I drive like a safe man, which is how I
became an old man.
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Stop playing. Stop playing!
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Yeah, I see it! I see it.
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What the hell?
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You okay?
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Yeah, you?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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A UPS truck.
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That's a mail truck. Same thing.
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No, it's not. One's big and brown.
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Same thing, Mandy!
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Last cop I talked to recognized me from
TV.
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How does that help here? Oh, it doesn't.
I just like thinking about it.
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Are you the driver? Yes, sir. Gonna need
your license and registration.
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Sure.
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Actually, you know, he hit me. I was
stopped at the stop sign.
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I know. I just need it for my report.
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But I'm the victim here. I didn't do
anything wrong.
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Dad, just give him your license.
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I don't wanna.
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You just went to the DMV. I did.
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Then why is your license expired?
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Beats me.
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Dad. Okay, fine. I had a little trouble
with my eye exam.
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You said it was easy peasy lemon
squeezy. You stop remembering things.
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I can't believe he let me ride in the
car with you.
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Excuse me. I did tell you to leave the
baby home with your mother.
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Georgie back yet?
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Still on the tow.
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Anything I can do for you?
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Just got the books all up to date.
Wanted to go over them. Oh, how we
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Maybe we should wait till Georgie gets
back.
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Is it bad?
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I wouldn't say bad.
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Good?
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I wouldn't say good.
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Oh, God.
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I mean, cheaper.
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Get this. The guy just told us all the
ads on bus benches. Says he'll give us a
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discount. Hold your fire. We need to
talk.
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I know you're going to say we can't
afford it. You can't afford it.
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Jeez. Georgie, language.
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I have been going over the books, and
you are barely scraping by.
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Well, that can't be right.
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Business has been booming.
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I don't know what to tell you. You
either got to spend less or make more.
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Great. I choose to make more.
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How are we going to do that?
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Advertise. There's got to be money for
one bench. There isn't, and I have
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a few other places that you might want
to cut back.
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Okay.
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I'm just spitballing here.
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How about we fire Georgie?
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Come on.
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Can't you get creative?
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Move some numbers around?
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You are not underwater yet. You just
need to tighten your belt.
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Well, if you're sure there's nothing
else we can do, then I guess there's
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nothing else we can do.
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Mrs. McAllister, I was wondering if you
could take a look at the books for me.
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I'm sorry?
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I thought your mother was doing your
book.
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She was, but I realized I should have
come to you first.
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Why didn't you?
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You know me.
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I'm young.
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I make all kinds of bad decisions.
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So you're saying your mother isn't up to
the task and I would do a much better
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job?
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Should I say that?
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Yes.
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Then consider it said.
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Say it.
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Look, my mom's just kind of setting her
ways. I need someone creative, someone a
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little more fun.
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Well, I'm certainly more fun than that
old Bible thumper.
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Okay, okay, she's still my mom.
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Although, I have literally seen her
thump a Bible.
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I suppose I can take a look.
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And while you're at it, I'm hoping you
can find me the money to advertise on a
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bus bench.
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I'm sure I can.
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Great. But only after you say it.
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See you later.
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Hey, where do you think you're going?
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Hardware store.
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You're not driving?
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I'm fine.
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You don't have a license.
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Yeah, well, you got more tickets than
me.
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Yeah, that's because I'm reckless, not
blind.
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Hey, you need to go to the eye doctor.
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Mandy, look, there's already a blonde
lady in this house whose job it is to
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me unhappy.
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You want me to get her? I can get her.
Mom!
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Hey, let me take you to get your eyes
checked. No, I don't need another doctor
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telling me I'm getting old.
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Is that what this is about?
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Every time I go, it's a new thing.
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High cholesterol, enlarged prostate. I'm
a big guy. Maybe I should have a big
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prostate.
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Is that how prostates work? I honestly
don't know.
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You know, ever since I turned 50, I've
been getting mailers from the AARP.
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Well, can't read them.
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I'm not going to the eye doctor. Mom!
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You suck.
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All right, Jeff.
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Let's see what you got.
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Test, test.
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This little light of mine.
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Take one.
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This little light of mine.
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I'm going to let it shine.
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This little light of mine.
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I'm going to let it shine. Everybody.
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This little light of mine.
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I'm going to let it shine. Let it shine.
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Let it shine, let it shine. What the
heck?
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Second verse, same as the first.
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You want me to lose my house?
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You saw the ad, huh?
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I did.
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See? And you came right in.
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What ad?
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00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:52,330
The one on the bus bench that I told him
he couldn't afford.
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00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:56,050
Are you kidding me? It's fine. I found
some money in the budget.
309
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,730
You can't just find money.
310
00:14:58,410 --> 00:15:02,010
I was looking over our books and I
realized if we reported a loss this
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we could lower our corporate tax burden
to get a refund.
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Which I took an advance on to buy that.
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You realized that?
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I just said it, didn't I?
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But who said it first?
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I'm sorry.
317
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Is it so hard to believe that I can
figure that out? Absolutely.
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I'm insulted.
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This was Audrey's doing, wasn't it?
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00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:29,070
Yes, but I'm still insulted.
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00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:36,350
Remember me?
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No.
323
00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:42,130
Really? I came in here a couple days ago
to take my eye test.
324
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That knows it down.
325
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:49,750
I didn't do real good, so I went and got
these bad boys for driving.
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00:15:51,930 --> 00:15:53,030
Pretty sharp, huh?
327
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:56,030
You're a very handsome man.
328
00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:01,100
Okay, what do you want? Fourth line,
sixth line? Hey, I'll tell you what.
329
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just start at the bottom, work my way
up.
330
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:07,080
Made in China. Bottom right -hand
corner. Bet no one's ever read that
331
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,320
You see that clock over there? 2 .35.
332
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:11,559
Nope, nope.
333
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:12,560
2 .36.
334
00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:17,120
Congratulations. Just go get your
picture taken over. No, no, no. I'm not
335
00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:18,260
I'm not done.
336
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,280
Hey, you see that guy standing there?
He's wearing an Izod shirt.
337
00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:24,420
He got that little alligator right
there. Clear as day. Yo!
338
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:26,900
Nice shirt.
339
00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:41,630
I didn't go to your son. He came to me.
340
00:16:42,970 --> 00:16:45,610
I do not care who came to who.
341
00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:50,130
Georgie is being careless with his
money, and you are helping him.
342
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,389
Oh, please.
343
00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:55,610
You're just mad I found something you
didn't. You didn't find anything. You
344
00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:57,390
just robbing Peter to pay Paul.
345
00:16:57,630 --> 00:16:58,810
Well, that's how business works.
346
00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:03,370
Oh, please. This is not about business.
This is about you trying to spite me.
347
00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:05,130
It can be both.
348
00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:10,150
Well, guess what, lady? If I lose my
house, I am moving in here.
349
00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:13,109
Why don't you try having some faith in
your son?
350
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:17,670
You are going to talk to me about faith?
I have faith up a wazoo!
351
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:20,130
Charming.
352
00:17:21,990 --> 00:17:28,670
But I also know that Georgie can be
impulsive and overly
353
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confident, and sometimes that gets him
into trouble, and I don't know.
354
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,740
if I can take any more trouble.
355
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,460
I guess it's possible I wasn't thinking
about all you had to lose.
356
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,400
Jamie Georgie did kind of play us
against each other.
357
00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:01,260
I suppose he did.
358
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:06,740
When he was little, any time I said no,
he went straight to his dad.
359
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,340
Amanda still has Jim wrapped around her
finger.
360
00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:12,300
You should have seen Missy and George.
361
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,740
Fathers can be so weak.
362
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:18,700
Well, not every father.
363
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,440
Oh, give it a rest.
364
00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:31,500
Hey, what is happening here?
365
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,300
Your mother just stopped by for a chat.
366
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,100
No one's yelling.
367
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,160
We are both adults. We can have a
civilized conversation.
368
00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:42,400
Is that booze in them cups?
369
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,560
Have a seat.
370
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,720
Actually, I should go say hi. She said
pet.
371
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:47,960
Yes, ma 'am.
372
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,460
That was good.
373
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:53,500
Thank you. May I? Please. You cannot go
pitting us against each other to get
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what you want.
375
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,860
I would never. Don't you interrupt her.
Yes, ma 'am.
376
00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:01,440
I will no longer be the good cop to her
bad cop.
377
00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:06,410
I wouldn't say bad cop. I would say
responsible cop.
378
00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:08,710
Don't be so sensitive.
379
00:19:09,450 --> 00:19:11,090
So now I'm a sensitive cop.
380
00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:13,010
I'm on your side.
381
00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:15,690
Are you? Because it seems like you're
trying to make me the bad guy.
382
00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:17,430
You don't need my help for that.
383
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,630
I'm confused. Are y 'all still mad at
me?
384
00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:21,950
Yes.
385
00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:25,810
How am I the bad guy when you keep
trying to take Cece's pacifier away?
386
00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:28,610
Fine, then you can pay for her braces.
387
00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:30,670
Well, then you can pay for her therapy.
388
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,880
Therapy? Are you even Texan?
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00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,500
How dare you?
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