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Previously onGeorgie & Mandy's First Marriage...

You're working for a guy you used to sleep with.

Yeah, used to.

Before I met you. Before we got married.

Before we had a baby.

Before I knew the true magic of making love

to my soulmate.

Oh, give me a break.

Well, what am I supposed to do, Georgie?

- Simple, don't work there. - No.

Oh, so if I worked with an old girlfriend,

you'd be okay with it?

Of course.

All right then,

I have some phone calls to make.

So, I saw Channel 9 sent their weather girl

to cover the hot air balloon festival.

Yeah, so?

Well, I was thinking I could do stuff like that.

You want to ride around in a balloon?

Oh, God, no. I get queasy in three-inch heels.

I-I just meant I can do more

than stand in front of a map and point.

I will think about it.

That means no.

Oh, you are smart as a whip.

Come on, that yam festival in Gilmer's coming up.

I could be there live for all the breaking yam news.

You know Artie covers that.

Yeah, well, Artie's old and boring.

- I'm young and fun. - He's not that old.

You could braid the hair coming out of his nose.

I can't take it away from him. It's all he's got.

All right, fine.

Look, you've only been here for a couple months,

and you're doing great, just be patient.

I'm only gonna be young and fun for a little while.

- Hey. - Oh, you're home late.

I had to wait around to talk to Scott.

Ugh, Scott.

I am so annoyed with him.

Ooh, I like annoyed.

He's purposely holding me back,

and I can do so much more than the weather.

Like what?

Uh, well, I could do feel-good stories,

roaming reporter, I mean,

anything that requires charisma, really.

I always like when people from the zoo bring on animals.

I could do that.

No snakes, spiders, or frogs, but I could do that.

You know what? Maybe it's time for you

to shop your talents to other TV stations.

Ooh, bigger market.

- Bigger opportunities. - More money.

And maybe a female boss you can't sleep with.

Don't try me.

Kind of hot.

- You wanted to see me? - Hey, yeah. Come on in.

What's up?

What do you know about the meteor shower

happening this week?

Absolutely nothing. Why?

Well, if you're gonna cover it, you better study up.

I'm covering it? Really?

I know it's not the Yamboree, but it's something.

Well, what about Artie?

He has to get his gallbladder removed.

Great!

That he's getting it taken care of.

Uh, it's a drive, so we'll leave on Wednesday.

We probably won't get back until Thursday night.

We?

Uh, yeah, I'm producing the segment.

Right, so we are going away

overnight.

Uh, well, there will also be the cameraman,

the sound guy, the driver, and we'll all have our own rooms.

Oh. Oh, well, great, this is, uh...

- Yay. - Problem?

No, this is exactly what I asked for. So again, yay.

Connor? You in there?

Jim, we have a situation.

What's going on?

I found this in Connor's bathroom.

What am I looking at?

A pregnancy test.

Oh, my God, did he get that girl pregnant?

I don't know.

Well, what does the test say?

I'm not sure, th-there's one line.

I think it's negative.

You don't know?

Well, I never used one.

Well, what if no lines is negative

and one line is pregnant?

- You have to ask him. - Me?

You're the one snooping around in his bathroom.

I wasn't snooping.

Oh, so that was just sitting on the bathroom sink?

It was in the garbage wrapped in toilet paper

where anyone could see it.

Well, what do we do?

Well... You're his father, talk to him.

Oh, that makes about as much sense

as you're his mother, talk to him.

I talked to Mandy when she got pregnant.

You're up.

All right, so what you're saying is,

of the two of us,

you've got more experience.

Fine, I'll talk to him.

You big bully.

Hey.

Huh. I'm no weatherman, but it just got hot in here.

I hate that I like that.

It's my accent, makes everything charming.

So, uh, I got some good news.

I get to go on location to cover a meteor shower.

That's amazing. The Leonids?

How do you know about that?

When Sheldon was six years old,

we camped out in the backyard to see 'em.

Aw.

I got up in the middle of the night,

pretended to be a bear, and scared the crap out of him.

Aw.

Uh, so it's a couple hours away and it's gonna be overnight.

Are you and CeeCee gonna be okay?

Of course. I'm happy for you.

Thank you.

Who's all going?

Oh... me,

cameraman, Scott, sound guy, whole bunch of us.

Scott's going?

Yeah.

Overnight?

Well, meteor showers happen at night, Georgie.

What the hell, Mandy?

Look, it's a work trip. He's my producer.

He's your ex.

Please, just trust me.

I do trust you. I don't trust him.

Well, that means you don't trust me.

I just said I did.

Then you would know that nothing's

gonna happen no matter what.

Oh, so I should be fine with my wife

going stargazing with her old boyfriend?

It's my job.

Well, as your husband, it's my job to say you can't go.

Oh, I'm going.

Well, then it's my job to...

not be happy about it.

- Okay, everything's fine. - You talked to him?

Better. I went to the drugstore

and got the pregnancy test instructions.

Jim.

One line is negative. She's not pregnant.

Oh, thank God.

No kidding.

But you still have to talk to him.

Why? We're good.

We are good this time.

Who knows if he's even being careful.

Do you know how embarrassing it was to buy this?

It was in the feminine hygiene aisle.

Uh-uh. You're up, sister.

Fine.

If you're too afraid to have a conversation

with your own son, I guess I'll do it.

Go get 'em, love you.

Sweetie, you in there?

Looking for me?

Yeah.

What's up?

We need to talk.

About what?

Well...

this is awkward, but I was in your bathroom,

and I found a pregnancy test.

Why are you going through my trash?

I wasn't. I was emptying it,

- and I just happened to see it. - This is none of your business.

You getting someone pregnant is my business.

No one's pregnant, so there's nothing to talk about.

Sweetheart, I'm not mad.

Well, I am.

This is my life,

and I don't need you invading my privacy.

Sorry.

Just know I'm here if you need me.

Unbelievable.

I can't go no lower, that's my best price.

Yeah, well, we all want stuff we don't get, so deal with it.

Dude, you can't talk to customers like that.

Well, he ain't a customer no more.

Let me guess, you and the little woman have a spat?

- Nobody's spattin'. - Okay.

We're not.

I said okay.

Her boss is her ex-boyfriend.

Oh.

And now, they're going out of town on a work thing.

Oh, again.

Oh, just tell me I'm being childish.

- That's what she always says. - Hmm.

Actually, I think it's messed up.

Really? You're on my side?

- Bros before... - Watch it.

Wives.

That said, I really don't think Mandy would ever cheat on you.

Me, either.

I don't know about this guy, though.

That's what I said,

and she said that meant that I don't trust her.

How does that work?

You're about to get hugged.

Excuse me, where can I find Scott?

Right there. And who are you?

- You Scott? - Yeah.

I'm Mandy's husband.

Oh.

Yeah. Oh.

How can I help you?

You're about to find out.

All right.

Gonna need a minute,

I haven't thought this all the way through.

Have a seat.

Maybe I don't want to sit.

Suit yourself.

Well, if you're sitting...

So...

So, I just wanted to meet the guy

who's going to a motel with my wife.

I assure you this is purely professional.

Really? 'Cause I don't work

with anyone I used to sleep with.

Okay, look,

I would never want to cause problems

in your marriage. Never.

Well, you are.

I'm sorry.

Now, i-if you'd like,

I can make other arrangements.

- You'd do that? - I would.

Oh.

Isn't that what you want?

I did, but you're nicer than I thought, and now I'm confused.

Sorry?

It's okay.

- Y'all go ahead to your meteor shower. - You sure?

Yeah. Yeah, this was good.

Well, listen, maybe we can all get together sometime, huh?

It wasn't that good.

One more thing,

you lay a finger on her,

I'll be spending the rest of my life in a prison cell.

Understood.

Have a good one.

Mind if I join you?

Sure.

You're in a good mood.

I guess I am.

What's going on?

Nothing really, just hit

a little road bump in the marriage,

and I straightened it out.

Good for you.

Yeah, it needed to be tackled head-on.

Can't be wishy-washy about certain things.

You make it sound so simple.

Sometimes, the simple way's the right way.

Well, it is rare to see such wisdom in a man your age.

I know you're being sarcastic,

but at this moment, "wisdom" is the right word.

What the hell were you thinking?

Nothing to worry about. Everything's cool.

No, it's not.

Yes, it is. Me and Scott are good.

Well, I'm not good, you talked to my boss behind my back.

Well...

he and I needed to have a man-to-man talk.

Oh...

So, as long as all the men got together

and worked everything out.

Why are you all bent out of shape?

We came to an understanding, you can go.

I can go?

Yeah.

So, what, I have your permission?

No, not my permission, my...

Blessing?

Well, is that okay?

No.

Then let's keep thinking.

Stop enjoying this.

When I can, I will.

Okay, I did my homework. I am officially

a meteor expert.

Okay, wow me.

Did you know

that meteors and shooting stars are the same thing?

Yes, I did.

Okay. It's polite just to say, "Wow."

So, listen, um...

I want to apologize again about Georgie coming down here.

It's fine. I think it's good that we met.

Well, look, I told him there was nothing to worry about.

I get it, I wouldn't love it if my fiancée

was going away with an ex-boyfriend.

Well, we're not going away, it's a work trip.

Right, but when you and I first got together,

it was on a work trip.

Well, that was different. I was single then.

I wasn't.

Listen,

I never apologized for how that ended.

Oh, come on, it was such a long time ago.

- Yeah, true. - Yeah, but do it.

I'm sorry.

I handled that badly, and you deserved better.

Thank you.

So, tomorrow morning?

Yeah, I'll see you then.

- Okay. Oh, Mandy? - Hmm?

Your husband's got himself some brass balls.

Mine are bigger.

Oh, I'm only gone one night, I already miss you so much.

What about me?

Eh, it's only one night.

You'll call me when you get there?

- Might be kind of late. - I don't care.

Okay.

You guys got any plans while I'm gone?

Nothing special,

maybe take this one to the petting zoo,

get some ice cream, feed the ducks.

Are you trying to punish me?

Yeah.

All right, I'll see you tomorrow.

- Love you. - Love you, too.

Hey, maybe while Mommy's gone, we'll see a bunny rabbit.

Oh, knock it off.

Yes?

We need to talk.

It's open.

Look, I don't know what's going on in your personal life,

but you can't be taking it out on your mother.

I really don't want to talk about this.

I don't care.

You owe her an apology.

Fine, I'll apologize.

Just please tell me in the future

you and Chloe will be more careful.

She broke up with me.

What?

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

You want to talk about it?

What's the point?

Come on, tell me.

At first, she was relieved she wasn't pregnant,

but it still freaked her out.

That's understandable.

No.

What freaked her out was the thought

of having a baby with me.

And now, let's go to our correspondent

Mandy McAllister in the Chihuahuan Desert

for live coverage of the Leonid meteor shower.

Thank you, Kimberly.

Well, we haven't seen any meteor activity just yet,

uh, but while we wait,

I can tell you that the first meteor shower

was observed 2,000 years ago in China.

Uh, and not only that, meteors can travel

at speeds up to 160,000 miles per hour.

I think we can all agree that that's pretty zippy.

Oh, a-and did you know

that the word meteor comes from the Greek "meteoron,"

meaning "thing in the air"?

Those Greeks had a way with words, huh?

Thank you, Mandy. That's a lot of good stuff.

I have more.

Uh, the largest meteor shower to hit the Earth

was in South Africa.

It happened two billion years ago,

and it was almost ten miles wide,

- and since this is Texas... - Good stuff.

Let's check in with Chip for sports. Chip.

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