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Can you hear me?

Yes. I'm off.

Hang on, there's a worker at the back.

Okay.

The coast is clear, but be quick.

Let's do it here.

I'm telling her, babe, I'm a family man The crew comes first, not you

The clique comes first Loyalty in my blood, no betrayal

I guess I'm a family man

I guess I'm a family man

I'm telling her, babe, I'm a family man The crew comes first, not you

The clique comes first Loyalty in my blood, no betrayal

I guess I'm a family man...

Fuck!

I've caught two taggers. I'm after them.

Shit!

You prick!

Bastard!

What's up?

What the fuck?

Oh, man...

I'm telling her, babe, I'm a family man The crew comes first, not you

The clique comes first Loyalty in my blood, no betrayal

I guess I'm a family man

I guess I'm a family man

I'm telling her, babe, I'm a family man The crew comes first, not you

The clique comes first Loyalty in my blood, no betrayal...

CERTIFICATE OF MERIT

NEGOTIATED PRODUCTS, POTENTIAL PRODUCTS

CLIENT CARD NUMBER: 332912 FINANCIAL PLAN

We'll go over the proposed plan tomorrow.

You'll get all the information in an SMS.

I look forward to it, have a nice day.

Markéta, you should smile more when you're on the phone.

Clients can't see it, true, but they can sense it.

I'm a bit tired today, but I'll work on it.

Alright, then.

- Good morning. - Hello.

YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITH US

Hi there, brother!

- Sorry, I'm a bit late. - Hey.

It's cool, I don't even know what time it is.

- Wow, they hit you really hard. - You're a bad checker.

He was hiding in the train car. Sorry, brother.

We're printing 200 pieces of these today.

BEER MAKES NICE BODIES

For one of my regulars. He owns a prank shop.

And he also wants 150 of these.

It's really awful.

But it's good money. And nobody can see me.

How about your exams, are you done?

One more from management and then I'm done for now.

So you could give me a hand more often.

I've got quite a lot of work these days, plus all those workshops.

And I'd like to focus on my art a bit more, too.

Sure. I'm happy to help.

And you should visit Mom more often. I hear you don't go there at all.

What're you talking about? She says the same thing about you.

She's really demented, then.

Prague Vršovice Station.

Czech Railways passenger train no. 2532,

express train S9 from the direction of Stránčice, arrived at platform 1.

The train continues in the direction of Prague Central Station...

The new campaign is doing great.

All the people we're talking to are interested in the meetings.

Yes.

Of course.

It's still going up, basically.

The numbers should confirm the trend in a couple of weeks.

Yes, I can keep you posted.

Gladly. Yes.

If the trend holds,

we can expand the campaign to a wider range of clients.

We should start preparing the materials.

So that we are ready as soon as the results come in.

Yes.

Goodbye.

- Hello, Michal. What's up? - Everything's fine, Kristýna.

I'm stuck in traffic. Classic.

No worries, I haven't started cooking yet.

I tried to get Míša to sleep this afternoon. For three hours.

I must have walked some 20 miles, but with no success.

But she peed in her potty for the first time today!

In the one that plays music.

- Are you listening to me? - I am. So there's no dinner?

There is, but in an hour at the earliest.

- Alright, so I'll go for a quick beer. - Okay. Bye.

Go to hell, arseholes!

Five people keep asking me the same question over and over again.

Everything's in your email.

Okay, so check your spam folder.

Yes, do it right now. I'll wait.

Is it in there?

Great, there you go.

Thank you.

No way! Kolman, my mate from high school!

Hey, Ginger. What are you doing here?

I live here, in Barrandov. Two bedrooms.

Absolute luxury. I'm totally free.

Okay. See you later.

When you need something, stop by the bridge.

I know everyone around here, I work for BIS.

What're you talking about? For BIS?

Barrandov Information Service.

Who's where, where's what... Are you looking for something?

No, I'm not.

No way! Is this where you live?

Really? You're a rich man!

No, I only pay my mortgage. I still have to earn the money.

But your folks are funding you, aren't they?

Not anymore.

- I don't talk to my dad and my mom's dead. - Really? What happened?

Cancer, mate. Cancer.

But that's sad, that's so sad!

Listen, I got to go. Bye.

Wait! Do you have any change?

- You'll spend it on drugs, won't you? - It's for Dusty, for his training.

Apprehending Russian spies!

Just go.

Go!

Here, take your dummy. Come on.

Take it. Come to me.

Come here.

What is it? Is that it?

And significant weather fluctuations.

Tagger attacks are on the rise.

Defacers are now more aggressive and better organized.

They started tagging the train car here.

I couldn't see their faces, they were wearing masks.

They started hitting me right away. Two against one.

If you can provide any information as to the identity of these persons,

please call police hotline 158.

The offenders are facing up to two years behind bars.

Wait, I need to calm down a bit first.

I'm trying to calm you down.

I saw a TV report about taggers.

They tagged a railway train and beat up a security guard.

Really?

- Well, that's really awful. - So it wasn't you?

Kristýna, only totally stupid toys would beat up a security guard.

But you went out with Petr the other day.

You promised you wouldn't pester me about graffiti.

I'm not pestering you, just asking.

Well, that's it.

And I'm also asking whether you're lying to me or not.

No, I'm not lying to you.

Alright, so tread carefully.

I've brought you my self-portrait, so I can always be here with you.

Very nice.

Shall I hang it here instead of that sunflower?

Alright, I'll switch it out later.

Wait, what happened to you?

- I just tripped and fell over. - You keep spraying stuff, don't you?

It's not called spraying, but writing.

I don't care what it's called.

The cops were looking for you here yesterday.

What did you tell them?

That you don't live here anymore.

And that I kicked you out of the flat.

- Well done. - Yeah.

- So has the cooking improved here? - No way, not at all.

And when the food happens to be good, the fat nurse eats it all.

Anyway, when am I going home?

You can't go home.

You almost burned the house down last time.

What're you talking about? What did I burn?

You'd start drinking and it'd be the same thing again.

First rehab, then madhouse.

Alright girls, lunch is ready.

Come on, in the canteen!

I see you have a new painting.

It doesn't really fit in here, does it? Should I take it down?

This is a mental institution, so it's fine. That's you, isn't it?

- Fatass... - Yeah. How do you know?

It's your eyes. They're so mesmerizing.

Your mom's stable now, so we'll be releasing her soon.

- But what shall we do with her? - Homecare would be best.

Discuss all the options with your brother.

So she's gonna be home again?

I'll give you a list of places with special care,

but they're not too keen on patients with alcoholic dementia.

About us, but without us! I don't have to be here at all!

Come back, Mrs. Kocourek! Come on.

I don't need any special care, I just want to go home.

We've been through this before.

We had to chase you all around Prague when you were climbing lightning rods.

What are you talking about, Lukáš?

You were climbing them while spraying things!

I saw a graffiti workshop on your Instagram.

- Yeah, sure. - My son's started doing it, too.

So should I send him to you? So that he is under professional supervision?

- I don't want to repeat it! - Sir, when you make an investment,

you always need...

I want to talk to your supervisor. Now!

You chose an investment fund which was simply on the riskier side.

Broker, I'm warning you,

I'll just walk in there and give you such a slap that...

No problem, if you want to threaten me...

No problem?! You are the problem, you arsehole!

Well done, Chung. My commendations.

When he cools down a little, call him back.

Tell him things are about to turn around

and that he'll be in the black again. That's the nature of investing.

- But he mustn't cancel the contract. - I understand, Mr. Kolman.

Let's go over the rules of a successful sale.

You all know the first one.

- "No" doesn't always mean "no." - Correct.

As soon as one starts thinking one might save money,

one often changes one's mind. Next.

We don't encourage the client using a negative sentence,

we make a suggestion instead.

Well done, Vincent.

- We ask open-ended questions. - Great, Susan.

- We should smile. - Yes.

Because if you do, your sales will demonstrably increase.

- And our motto is: "We call!" - Yes!

- "We make money!" - Yes!

- We call, we make money! - Yes, yes, yes!

Tagger attacks are on the rise.

Defacers are now more aggressive and better organized.

They started tagging the train car here.

I couldn't see their faces, they were wearing masks.

They started hitting me right away. Two against one.

If you can provide any information as to the identity of these persons,

please call police hotline 158.

Hi.

- Hello. - Did you see the report?

They say we beat him up.

We need to figure out what we're gonna say if they contact us.

But how could they recognize us? Nobody saw us.

We didn't go anywhere, we didn't do anything.

I'm done with trains. This was the last time.

Are you kidding me?

I don't want to face all this ever again. I'm really not up to it anymore.

- Would you like some tea? - No, I've had five coffees.

- You're changing your style, aren't you? - For better or for worse?

Well, it's more likable.

- It'll sell better, I guess. - I wouldn't mind that.

I could get a nicer place to live.

But we can't stop writing.

I'd get crazy in this world otherwise.

We don't have to stop completely, just slow down a bit.

We can do trains abroad, in countries where we can only get a fine.

Okay, I agree.

But there's still one place in Prague we need to do.

- But the cops are after us now. - This is gonna be easy.

I've got it all figured out.

CLIENT PRODUCTIVITY OF CLIENT CENTRES IN THE FIRST 6 MONTHS

It seems we're not gonna meet our annual target.

It's impossible.

We're trying so hard!

All those calls, appointments, signed contracts...

- I don't get it. - But I do.

We must have slowed down.

These two client centres are obviously better than us.

Yes?

To tell you the truth, I don't know what to make of this.

We've met the annual target every time until now.

We used to be the best.

The marketing department did a great job.

I don't get it either.

I guess our brokers can't turn interest into profit.

And you're supposed to train them,

motivate them and keep an eye on them.

And fire them if they don't do well.

Mr. Munclinger, our brokers have done really well over the long term.

We can't get rid of them just because it's been a bit slow lately.

Herr Kolman,

I've been in this business for 25 years.

And just like in your case,

this job gave me a wife,

life-long friends,

and the opportunity to live a good life.

How can we go to the annual meeting now?

How could we possibly face the CEO?

I assure you we will step up our effort

in order to meet the target by the end of year.

I'm glad to hear that, Mr. Kolman.

And how is Mrs. Kristýna?

They started tagging the train car here...

And what makes you think it's Michal?

I don't recognize him.

Look at this short fella.

And the jerky movements, it must be him.

You're just overreacting,

because you're home alone all the time.

- You're simply exhausted. - Well, that's true.

It's as if all that past anxiety was coming back to me now.

I can't even breathe sometimes.

It's the motherhood.

Your hormones are out of whack.

It was the same in my case.

I have this fixation that something's gonna happen to Michal.

- And that Míša and I will be alone. - Look!

Look who's woken up!

Give her the dummy.

No way, Míša doesn't need a dummy anymore.

You never had it and look how beautiful your teeth are.

At least she won't be screaming for an hour.

If you stay calm, she won't scream at all.

You have a beautiful life.

A kind husband,

a healthy baby.

So enjoy it.

Go and get a haircut sometime.

You look like a hippie.

Well, thanks for your support.

Michal simply defines his own identity through sprayin.

It is a pathological way of drawing attention to oneself.

There must be some unprocessed injustice behind it.

I don't give a toss, I just want him to stop.

Well, you have to define it, clearly and factually.

In short sentences,

so that he can understand it. And without remorse.

You can't talk to him about it. He either gets angry or makes fun of me.

I promised I'd tolerate it,

in this idiotic fit of infatuation years ago.

I'll prescribe Bromazepam to you, what do you say to that?

Is it a boy or a girl?

Would you like a doll?

Your parents paid for this workshop.

Do you have any experience with graffiti?

- I tag my desk at school. - And I tag the crapper. Moron.

We're in a legal graffiti zone now.

But there's a rule here.

You mustn't paint over better writer than yourselves.

And you started here, too?

No, I started out in the streets, but it only got me in trouble.

I got kicked out of high school,

couldn't go to uni and even went to jail.

Every graffiti crew has its specific style.

Have you ever thought about your name?

We have a crew already. Hardcore Intelligent Vandals.

Come on, how about a different name?

No!

A real writer would never put this on.

We look like toys.

You have to shake the cans properly.

There's a lot of pigment in them, you see?

We use a lot of caps.

But the original's just fine for today.

Plus this fat cap.

Closer to the wall. Yeah.

Guys, have a look.

A little slower and a bit farther away. Fill in all the holes, okay?

Like this.

Is she asleep?

Yes, and without a dummy.

Oh!

What a dragon lady!

So how's work?

We won't be first this year.

We're doing worse than expected.

Why is that?

We had a great campaign.

What does Munclinger say?

He's depressed.

No trophy, no bonuses.

He's a pain in the arse.

I think he's kind of cool.

Munclinger?!

Kristýna, I've been bullied my whole life.

First by my father and now this corporate Fascist.

But I don't bully you, do I?

Look, this is great.

Okay, I'm off to bed.

Wait!

Wait for what? My presence seems to bother you.

What are you saying?

You're always frowning at me.

I'm always frowning at you?! Frowning?

- I smile all the time, look. - Be quiet!

- So stop it! - Míša's asleep.

Can you put all those shitty nappies in the bin?

- And all the clothes in one place? - Wouldn't you rather live here alone?

It'd be so nice and fresh here, and you'd have time for your graffiti.

Everything I do, I do for you. I go straight home from work.

I buy what you need. And we spend weekends together, too.

- You're with Petr at weekends. - Kristýna, don't talk rubbish!

I see him once a month at most. Let's start writing it down, shall we?

I just want you to enjoy spending time with us.

So you think I don't?

- I've had enough. - Wait!

I didn't mean it like that. I just wanted to tell you what I feel.

I want so much, so little

Maybe it was all just a dream

I want so much, so little

It is only a dream

What good is money to me

If I can't have you?

What good is money to me

If I can't have you

We're printing my stuff today.

It's a reference to the early days of graffiti.

At last, cool.

We used to write with these cans.

They were too runny and terribly expensive.

We'd go to Germany for them.

In a big van. It was full to the roof on the way back.

Of course, Berlin.

The mecca of graffiti. We're planning to tag the subway there.

Listen, brother, this might sound a bit weird,

but you should cut down on it now.

- Look who's talking! - Yeah.

You should finish university first. Don't be like me.

- It would make Mom happy. - Why don't you quit yourself?

Speaking of Mom,

the doctors in the loony bin told me she should go back home.

No state-owned senior centre will accept an alcoholic.

- And we can't afford a private one. - I can't take care of her anymore.

When you were in America, it was absolute hell.

She was pissed all the fucking time, vomiting all over the place.

Are you saying I didn't care about her?

I came back to Prague just because of her,

and it even cost me my job.

If she comes back home, I'm gonna live at the dormitory.

Fuck it, really.

It looks good.

Can you take a picture of me with it?

I'll put it on the Insta.

A bit lower, I can't see your face.

And try to smile a little.

- I'm not the smiling type. - Well, at least a bit.

YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITH US

You want to cross your employer's ad?

Yeah.

My employer's starting to piss me off.

- What's going on? - This is all we need.

- Ginger. - Be quiet, it's just us.

Kolman and Kocourek? Cheap and Cool M?

Still together?

- Fuck, you smell like shit. - You've come to see me?

Come on in, then. You can paint the place for me.

We're not painting today. We're about to fix this billboard.

Alright! I'll keep watch by the bridge.

And if the police comes, I'll whistle.

Stay here.

We're all set.

Get back in your hole.

Man, I feel sick.

It didn't seem so high, but it's awful up here.

Shall we call it quits?

No, I'll be fine.

Dusty, catch!

What the hell?

Is it raining?

Have a pee. I love you.

Have a pee. I love you.

Have a pee. I love you.

Have a pee. I love you.

Have a pee. I love you.

You cunt!

Lazy bitch!

You're lying, it's my stuff!

You fucking twat!

This is mine!

Police! Stop it! Stop it right now!

- Hi. - Hello.

What's going on?

Nothing, they're just hand-cuffing the homeless.

I need your hand.

It's so nice and cool.

Hum me that lullaby you sing to Míša, please.

I'm so happy to have you both.

When one is not in good physical shape,

it also affects one's mental fitness.

So that's why we'll do this every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

- Do you agree? - We do!

Here we go.

Let's get started. Running on the spot.

Sharper knees, all of you!

And now your arms, too! Your arms!

And forward! And forward!

Forward!

This way!

That way!

There and back! There and back!

To the left! To the right!

And faster! Faster!

Come on!

Let's learn how to run properly!

You never know when you're gonna need it.

Let's go!

Go for it! We call, we make money!

We call!

We make money!

We call, we make money!

This is a board of shame.

Whoever doesn't close a decent deal by the end of the week,

will end up here and won't get any bonuses.

- Do you agree? - We do!

- Do you agree? - We do!

- Do you agree? - We do!

POLICE

Hello. Do you live here?

Yes, temporarily. This is my temporary residence.

In the name of the law, identify yourself.

Yourself? He's not here. Where could he be?

But I am here, undoubtedly.

Václav Tvaroh.

- That's me! What happened to me? - Do you have permission for that shack?

Permission? I'm here on a mission, I'm with BIS.

- BIS, huh? - Barrandov Information Service.

If you ever need anything, I know everything and everyone.

So you probably know who destroyed the billboard.

It must have been those Russian agents.

They marked the spot for a nuclear attack on Prague.

RHS is a cipher.

So can you describe the perpetrators of this crime?

They were talking in... I didn't see them, I just heard them.

They were speaking Russian, in bloody Cyrillic!

How about your dog, is he chipped?

Dusty, are you chipped?

So, Mr. Tvaroh, we're gonna tear down your shack

and take the dog away. Call Animal Control, Jitka.

Please, don't take him away, I'm gonna die without him.

So do you recall the identity of the agents now?

Hardcore Vandals.

Neon lights.

Hello, Petr!

- Good evening. - Is that you?

I almost didn't recognize you. What're you doing here?

Good evening.

- Hello. - Hi.

Taking pictures of buildings?

Just looking for inspiration for my paintings.

Paintings, huh? You're a pro now? So when can I see them?

I'm preparing a pop-up shop.

A pop-up shop? Great. So you'll invite us, too, won't you?

Sure, the invitation's on Instagram.

- Okay, I'll find it. - Good.

- I have to go now. - Wait a minute.

How about my son? Do you two still meet sometimes?

- Yeah, now and then. - Bye.

This is so relaxing.

All that depression is being washed away.

We need to come here more often.

This is how I feel when I paint things at night.

You know what I mean?

Sure.

If I went back to work, could you babysit Míša sometime?

I don't know about that.

Munclinger keeps nagging me I should spend more time at work

and motivate the brokers better.

I'd like to do something creative again.

Commercials, campaigns...

You think corporate work is creative?

You wanna be a burned-out mother? And look like one?

And what am I gonna look like at home?

My whole life is a triangle; shopping, kitchen, playground.

It's making me crazy.

Could your mom babysit more often?

She's got patient appointments lined up for a year.

- Let's hire a babysitter, then. - No way!

I'm not giving my baby to a stranger, or a potential psychopath.

And this is a lipstick.

It beautifies women's lips.

That's what Daddy likes about Mommy.

Here.

Well done, you're so clever!

- Hello there. - Hi.

Míša's been like an angel all this time.

Míša, what the hell are you doing?!

- Why are you yelling at her? - And now we need to paint.

Why does it even bother you? It's your style, isn't it?

My style, huh? And what is your style?

All this mess? We live like some lowlifes.

All I do is clean around the house.

And I even have to flush the toilet after you.

After me?! And who did I scrub the crapper after last night?

Come on, children, stop arguing, it's my fault.

I should have kept a better eye on her. Bye-bye, Míša.

Grandma's going home. Bye-bye. But I'll be back.

Okay, take care.

And be nice to Kristýna.

I'll walk you to the car.

She didn't have an easy childhood.

When her dad and I got divorced, it had a bad impact on her.

All those rows and tiffs.

She never had a proper father figure in her life.

Her overreactions frustrate me. And she even lies without realizing it.

Well, fate brought you two together

so that you can heal each other's traumas.

I don't have any trauma.

And what about that writing of yours?

What else would it be? At this age?

It's not a trauma, it's just me. I simply enjoy it.

But Kristýna doesn't enjoy seeing you jump in front of a train on TV.

I don't jump in front of trains.

You do.

Michal, don't make Kristýna drive herself to despair.

Women can become ill from grief.

Or even die of it.

Remember your mother.

Sorry, I'm late, the bridge was jammed.

No worries, I don't even know what time it is.

It's impossible to drive through Prague now.

Everything's dug up, everything's jammed,

everything's fucked.

Is the briefcase glued to your hand?

If you had that much GDPR you'd be carrying it, too.

But you're an artist, always chilled.

I wouldn't say that. I'm pretty stressed out right now,

trying to get everything ready for the pop-up shop.

Look, it's for the neon light painting.

You should get an expert. Or it'll all blow up here.

- I am the expert. - Or get a secretary.

To tidy the place up, do the laundry,

polish all sorts of things...

Arsehole.

Since you broke up with Julia, I haven't seen you with anyone.

I met Julia a few days ago. With your father.

They were pushing a pram and looking very happy.

There you have it.

People shag all the time,

but you don't.

Weird, isn't it?

It is weird. But the longer I'm alone,

the less I care about women.

- And about their family fantasies. - That's what I really enjoy.

Fulfilling Kristýna's family dreams.

She pisses me off more than anyone sometimes,

but I wouldn't change anything.

And Míša...

When that child looks at you, it's the best feeling ever.

- You don't want to have children? - I think this world is full enough.

So why bring in more human fates?

Mr. Kocourek, mail.

- Good morning. - Hello. It's something official today.

Sign in down here, please.

This is yours.

Goodbye.

It's the police. You didn't get anything?

Sorry, but I have no idea what you're talking about.

It's your employer's ad, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

- But why would I destroy it? - Perhaps your employer can tell us that.

Are they aware of your vandalism record?

Or of your RHS tag, to be more precise?

No comment.

What were you doing on the night in question?

I was asleep, at home with my family, as usual.

Can you name a witness?

My wife Kristýna Kolman.

It's not the train, but the billboard. I denied everything.

No talking!

Mr. Kocourek.

They have no evidence, only very dubious testimony.

The only person who saw us that night was Ginger.

- But why would he rat us out? - Because he's a fucking junkie!

He'd say anything for money.

In any case, this is the last drop.

I'm done with illegal stuff, buddy.

They've got nothing on us.

But it makes my life harder. And yours as well.

It doesn't, it balances things out nicely.

It was you who got me into graffiti anyway.

But you did it voluntarily, right? And now I'm voluntarily calling it quits.

But what about your paintings?

If you didn't do illegal graffiti, nobody would even care about them.

PRINTS, T-SHIRTS, ACCESSORIES, PAINTINGS

But this is good, isn't it?

Hey, man.

- Hello, Yzo. - Good job, mate.

- That airbrush is totally cool, man! - Mr. Kocourek.

Mr. Kocourek, can I have a tag here, please?

Me too, Mr. Cheap.

- And did you pay my brother? - Yeah. We did.

Mr. Kocourek, will you take a pic with me?

Sure.

I admire you so much.

- Can I have your autograph? - Sure. Where?

How about going somewhere later?

I'm pretty busy right now, but my brother might go.

Lukáš, come here!

Take these girls out for a drink.

Petr, it's very nice. You really are an artist now.

I'd like to buy the "Trash" painting over there.

How much do you want for it?

Well... 2,000 euros?

Why are you so modest? I'll give you four grand.

Send me your account number, here's my card.

But this is a quid pro quo situation. I need your help with Michal.

Well, we don't see much of each other these days.

Tell him to call me. The fool doesn't want to talk to me,

he thinks I hurt him somehow.

But the clock keeps ticking

and I'd like to meet my granddaughter.

Bye.

There's a gentleman who wants to talk to you, brother.

Petr.

Hello, family!

Hello there!

- What're you doing here? - I'm just passing by.

- Hey. - Hello.

Hi.

- I've brought something for Míša. - Thanks.

- How about a drop of pear brandy? - Uncle Petr's made that for you.

Best quality.

As a reconciliation.

How about going to Graffiti Jam this year?

- We haven't been there for ages. - Sure thing.

We can all go.

Right, Kristýna? We could even teach Míša to paint.

Why not?

At least she'll have enough of it by the time she retires.

Unlike some other people.

And how about that pop-up shop of yours?

Yeah, a lot of people came.

Everybody loved it.

And your father stopped by, too.

- He wants to buy a painting. - My father, huh?

Check this out.

What's he up to?

Well, you're supposed to call him.

He wants to get back in touch with you.

He left my mom to die, then he stole your girlfriend,

and now he wants to be friends again to ease his guilt?

Why do you even talk to him, mate?

I think you should forgive him.

I've forgiven Julia already. And I feel much better.

I'll forgive him alright.

- At his funeral, mate. - It might be your funeral.

But most importantly, I've been invited to Berlin.

To a street art gallery. They like my neon paintings.

Are you kidding me?

Just think of that old Berlin subway!

But now I have to create bigger neon paintings

and find my mom a place to stay so she can end her days with dignity.

But I'm totally broke.

And what do I have to do with it?

Well, your father offered me four grand for the painting.

But only if I make you phone him.

Well, let's see what a man you are.

I'll buy the painting myself.

And for eight grand.

Alright?

Let's help Petr, okay?

We've got enough money.

What do you say to that?

Hello.

Hi.

- Hey. - Hi.

We're standing on the corner

I smoke shit on the corner

Opposite Afi, by the block of flats on the corner

We're drinking on the corner

With the family on the corner

If you're looking for us You can meet us on the corner...

- Hello, guys, good to see you again. - Hi, Doby.

What a jam, over a hundred people writing here.

And the weather's fine, too, so it's really great.

It's nice to see all those people again.

Two beers and a soda.

Keep the change. Can we start writing here?

No, that's where my young crew is painting.

- So where can we paint then? - Over there in the corner.

Are you kidding me? I thought you had a spot for us on the main wall.

We can't paint next to the toys!

You can't expect the best spots when you show up in the afternoon.

Sorry.

Then let's piss off, huh?

Mr. Cool M, can we have a tag here, please?

And I want one, too.

We're standing on the corner

I smoke shit on the corner

Opposite Afi, by the block of flats on the corner

We're drinking on the corner

With the family on the corner

If you're looking for us You can meet us on the corner...

Check it out.

Lovely red color.

And here's a blue one, check it out.

RHS?

- I want to talk to you. - What's up?

You keep going where you shouldn't.

Beating up security guys? Are you fucking nuts?

It was the security guard who hit me, you arsehole. Look!

Weekend writers like you should paint in some fucking villages.

Or just call it quits for good.

Relax, okay? Don't push it for no reason.

I'm not one of your fucking cyan brokers, you clown!

- You fucking prick! - Calm down.

- Míša! Stop! - Look out!

Kristýna? I can't believe this. It is really you.

Hello, Mr. Munclinger. What a coincidence.

What on Earth are you doing here? Amongst such scum?

Míša likes colourful stuff, so we came here to have a look.

Just like her mother, very cute indeed.

- Oh, thank you. - And when're you going back to work?

We really miss you a lot.

I might go part-time as soon as my maternal dementia wears off.

That won't be a problem, you're our marketing star.

What a sweet day! Warm sunshine, perfect atmosphere!

Barrandov Information Service is at your disposal.

Get out of here, drug addict!

This gentleman needs something, but he's being shy in front of the lady.

- How about some speed to get it up? - I'm calling the police!

Wow, Kolman and Kocourek!

- You've done a great job. - You snitched on us!

No, I didn't! I swear!

You're the only one who saw us at the billboard!

- Shall we execute you right here? - No, Dusty snitched on you!

- Your dog? He can talk now, huh? - Yeah, sometimes he can.

- Good afternoon, sir. - Good afternoon,

Herr Kolman.

I don't know what's more shocking, the fact that you're a tagger

or that I saw you in a different light all along.

You're not the first person to say this.

That must have been so strenuous, keeping that facade all these years.

We all live double lives. You're a cyclist and I'm a writer.

Come on, there's a big difference between tagging and cycling.

Taggers destroy other people's property!

- Cycling doesn't hurt anyone. - Are you sure?

You almost ran over my daughter.

Mr. Kolman, let's end this pointless debate.

- Do you agree? - I do.

Alright.

And let's also terminate your contract.

You can't fire me. I only do legal graffiti.

I received this from the police.

YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITH US

I advise you

to leave voluntarily.

You know what, Munclinger?

Lick your arse!

What do you mean by that?

It's simple.

Put your head between your legs and lick your own arse.

Entschuldigung!

Oh! What's that?

The Madonna with a halo.

But I used your face, so it's you with a halo, in fact.

You made that yourself?

Hang it right here instead of those ugly sunflowers.

Petr's gonna have a show at a prestigious gallery in Berlin.

In Germany? No, no, no!

No, no, no. Don't go there, never!

It's full of evil people.

My dad was killed there.

Not your dad, but your grandfather. And that was in the era of Hitler.

Berlin's the freest city in the world now.

You are such good boys.

You take such good care of me. I'm so glad to have you both.

We're glad to have you, too.

Except you still keep writing all those buildings.

I should have listened to you when you told me not to do it.

See? I was right.

I put you through a lot, didn't I? But don't be mad at me.

So when are we going home?

You have to stay here for a while.

And then we'll take you to a nursing home.

So you want to get rid of me?

We've booked a mansion for you, you'll be in good hands there.

- You're gonna live there like a countess. - Screw your mansion, I want to go home!

Just kill me right now so that I'm not in your way anymore!

But then we would end up in prison.

So I'll do it myself, then!

- Excuse me? - Is there something wrong?

My mom wants us to strangle her. I told her it's your responsibility.

Well, that's our exclusive service. You'd have to pay extra for that.

I put your picture here.

With your permission. I mean, without your permission.

No problem. But could you do me a favour?

We've found a nursing home, but not until next month.

Could she stay here until then?

Okay, I'll try to convince the doctor.

I'll tell him she had panic attacks, that she was suicidal, too,

and that she should still stay here for a while.

Yeah.

- Thank you, Mrs. Kutnarová. - Just call me Soňa.

- Thank you, Mrs. Soňa. - Thank you, too, Petr.

For my son.

You're a great role model. He only talks about you.

- He's really nice. - I'm bringing him up alone.

So I'm worried he might go astray.

Sign it down here, please.

Anything else?

You can read it at home. We're waiting here, too!

I'm sorry.

Hello!

Supplies for the whole week.

Míša, come here! Come and help Daddy.

Don't just stare at the phone all the time.

What're you cooking?

Potato soup.

Perfect.

Is something wrong?

Are you angry about my job?

It was inevitable.

We're gonna start our own company.

Mr. and Mrs. Kolman, financial consulting.

I received a subpoena from the police

to give some sort of statement about you.

No worries, it's not a big deal.

As my wife, you have no obligation to testify at all.

Just forget it.

You don't even bother to tell me what you did?

It's about the billboard.

I told the police I was with you that night.

That I was in bed with you. Which is true, isn't it?

You're making me your accomplice and I'm supposed to perjure myself?

If I end up in prison, the social services will take our baby!

- Kristýna, you're being paranoid. - You know what I feel like doing?

Go to the police and turn you in, tell them you weren't home!

And you were at the train station, too. You lied to me!

Would you really turn me in?

You're a psycho, then.

And what are you?

When you get killed by a train, Míša and I will be alone!

- Come here. - Don't touch me!

- Don't touch me, I'm scared of you! - Nothing happened, damn it!

Leave me alone! You're wrong, something happened.

It did.

Míša, we're leaving. I can't...

I can't breathe in here.

I want so much, so little

Maybe it was all just a dream

I want so much, so little

It is only a dream

What good is money to me

If I can't have you?

- Is everything in there now? - Yeah, everything.

So let's get in.

I'm gonna stay here since you're going with Michal.

- You wanted to do the subway in Berlin. - I even called Shacke from OBS.

Just go without me.

Hello.

I see.

- You wanted me to quit, didn't you? - Yeah, sure. Bye.

Think of me.

I'll call you after the opening, okay? And thanks for your help.

- Bye. - See you.

- Slow down, you're driving like a madman. - There're no speed limits in Germany.

But this car does. It could fall apart before we get there.

Look! See that?

YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITH US

- Shall we bomb it, too? - Idiot!

Eyes on the road when you're driving.

Kristýna moved in with her mom.

She won't even let me see Míša.

- She says she's not safe with me. - Well, she's right.

We'll just have a short break from each other and it'll settle down.

No, it won't. Not until you settle down yourself.

And sort out your father, too. He keeps texting and calling me.

Listen, my family is my problem only. So stop nagging me.

Man, we're in heaven now.

It's as if it was legal.

We can make both the subway and the opening.

But I'm not gonna push you.

Hello, Soňa, this is Petr Kocourek. I hope I'm not disturbing you.

Good evening, you never disturb me. I just fired your mom.

Fired here? What happened?

No worries, figuratively speaking only. We're playing Ludo, you see?

Do you want to talk to her?

Not really. I'd rather talk to you.

Oh, my, oh, my. Talk to me, then.

I'm in Berlin, it's the exhibition tomorrow.

I'm really nervous. I need someone to talk to.

It was a five, wasn't it? So move your piece.

In Berlin? What a life you lead.

So what are you afraid of?

That nobody's gonna show up,

that it could be a terrible flop, and that I'm useless.

And that what I do is completely useless, too.

I don't want to hear such things.

You're not useless, you only have useless thoughts.

I know they're useless, but they're unstoppable.

Petr, I'm telling you the show will be a success.

A lot of people are coming and they're all gonna admire you.

You'll come back as a famous artist. You won't even know me anymore.

Soňa, when I get back to Prague, I'll take you out to dinner, okay?

And your little writer too.

Alright, then.

He's with me now. You know who's calling? Petr Kocourek.

There you go, Fatass!

Keep walking, there's nothing to see here!

Potato salad...

I'm meeting Shacke in an hour.

Don't worry, I'll make the opening.

I'm coming with you, man.

Let's do RHS!

Really?

Put your legs up!

And now down!

- Hello, darling! - Hi.

You answered my call! What're you doing?

We're at the playground. And you?

I'm in Berlin, with Petr, he's got his exhibition here.

Oh, the exhibition. You're going to paint the subway, right?

What? Of course not.

Come on, I can tell by your excited voice.

I'm excited, because I'm talking to you, Kristýna.

I love you, darling.

Are we gonna live together again?

I love you too, but I don't trust you anymore.

You'll never give up your writing, I'm sure of it.

Hello there, ma'am!

And it'll always bother me, I'm sure of that as well.

But I will give it up.

I'll be back the day after tomorrow. And be there for you as a good boy.

Really? So here are my terms. First, no illegal activity whatsoever.

- Love, listen... - Don't interrupt me!

Second. I'm looking for a part-time job,

so you'll have to babysit.

And third, we're gonna attend couples therapy.

It's your mom's doing, isn't it?

Say hello to her!

Michal, I'm serious! Don't be stupid!

You can either obey me or stay away!

Míša.

Hey, Shacke, everything's fine, the guards are leaving on the next train.

Listen, the cops are coming. Get out of there, now!

Okay, we're leaving.

I'm telling her, babe, I'm a family man The crew comes first, not you

The clique comes first Loyalty in my blood, no betrayal

I guess I'm a family man

I guess I'm a family man...

What are you doing?

Petr?!