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[energy zapping]

[dramatic music playing]

[both grunting]

[both growling]

- [yells] - [spirits shrieking]

[roars]

[gasps]

[growling]

[roaring]

[grunts]

[roaring]

[groaning]

[Evil Eye grunts]

[spirits wailing]

[power zapping]

[growls] Ha-ha!

Going all out.

Hoo!

[gasping shakily]

[Evil Eye cackling]

That was fun! You are super fun to fight.

Aah!

I want more. I want to keep going.

I never ever had this much fun before.

Where's the other version of you?

Hurry and change back to that. We'll pick up where we left off.

Crap! What are you gonna do?

You can't transform again, you just went all out.

Everyone, stay back.

- I'm not through with him yet. - Grandma? Maybe you should help.

At this point, the only thing I can do is exorcize the Evil Eye.

Hope everyone's cool with that.

Well, now what? You want Seiko and the others to step in?

[tense music playing]

[scoffs]

Look at the knees knock.

It's takin' all you got just to keep from peein' yourself.

I hate waiting. Hurry and change back to that other you.

I wanna fight you some more.

[Momo and Manjiro grunt]

[Okarun grunts]

No way. I don't go bullying the weak.

[all] Huh?

[growls]

I'm way stronger than you are. That much is obvious.

- [gasps] - So I won't fight you.

[gasps] How dare you?

Don't you call me weak! I am strong, do you hear?

- Strong! - You're weak.

- No! I am strong! - No, you're weak.

[groaning]

I! Am! Strong!

I'd be happy to fight you.

- But only if you were stronger. - [grumbles]

Fine! Then I will become even stronger!

Okay, but if you're running around fighting other folks, the deal's off.

If you wanna fight me, you fight me and me alone.

[Turbo Granny] Mm-hm.

All right! Then I will only fight you.

[Okarun] I don't believe you.

A while ago, you said you were going to kill all humans. Remember?

[splutters]

When I said I would only fight you, I meant it!

- [all] Uh… - [Okarun] Great!

But I'll only be able to fight once in a while, because of school.

[Evil Eye] No! I want to fight you every second of every day!

I can do once a week. And if you don't like that, I'm not fighting you.

- [Evil Eye] Waah! You… you stingy bastard! - Oh, master, you hear this?

[chuckles] Look at 'em go!

I swear, those eejits are givin' me a migraine.

What the hell's goin' on, Turbo Granny? What are you and Okarun up to?

I ain't up to nothin'. It's that annoying turd-for-brains' idea.

He said he wanted to be the Evil Eye's playmate.

[gentle music playing]

When I was fighting him before, he said when he plays, he takes it seriously.

FIGHTING FOR THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW

[grunts] I don't know why,

but Evil Eye seems to think killing people is the same as playing a game.

You said you could tell he was like a baby,

and that figures, because he acts so childish.

So if he's still a child, all he should want is to play and have fun.

If I can figure out how to trick him

so the only thing he's focused on is fighting me,

maybe that's enough to keep Miss Ayase and the others safe.

[sighs]

I think, if I can get stronger, I can be the Evil Eye's friend.

So?

You can only fight me and kill me. No one else.

And we'll have one fight every Tuesday after school.

- If you're okay with that, then-- - Would you hold on for a second?

- [Okarun yelps] - [girls scream]

[grunts] This says it will not agree to any of your terms,

and will kill all of humanity when it gets a chance.

I will leave it with you until I murder you.

Then I would like to have it back.

Understood. I'll make sure to keep it safe.

[chuckles]

I cannot wait to slaughter you. That will be fun.

[gasps]

Okarun. Did I…

You didn't hurt anyone this time.

And from now on, you won't hurt anyone ever again.

You can go back to a normal life.

Okarun!

- [Seiko] Nice dong. - Huh?

[all groan]

[Jiji] Wh… what's wrong with everyone?

[song in Japanese playing]

DAN DA DAN

♪ Dan, Dan, Da Da Dan… ♪

[lyrics in Japanese]

♪ Dan, Dan, Da Da Dan… ♪

[lyrics in Japanese]

♪ Dan Da Dan, Da Dan… ♪

[lyrics in Japanese]

[quirky music playing]

I'll take responsibility for this cursed object

and keep it safe back at the shrine.

[Seiko] Be careful.

EPISODE 21: I WANT TO REBUILD THE HOUSE

- If it does anything weird, call me. - [Manjiro] You got it.

[Momo] We'll come visit you soon.

Hope by then, you'll have a real tsuchinoko.

Can't promise that, but I can promise this.

I'm gonna be a sleeping bag BooTuber!

- Ah! Good luck! - Later.

[Momo] See you, Manjiro!

[Seiko] Watch your back with that curse!

- [woman] Miss Ayase? - [all] Huh?

Thank you for everything you've done for our son.

- Hey. Mrs. Enjoji. - Uh…

[Seiko] I'm sorry I couldn't take care of him better. I let you down.

You did not. Really!

Her gran is so polite!

And so normal!

- Dude, what are ya so embarrassed about? - Would you knock it off?

- [Momo] Huh? - [groaning]

Kid, you still got that curse stuck to ya.

So keep training your chi.

If things get hairy again, come see me.

[Jiji] Okay!

Hmm. [chuckling]

I'm sorry, y'all. I caused way too much trouble.

I don't know how I'll ever pay you back.

[Aira] I take cash.

[Momo] Don't listen to her. See you tomorrow.

[Enjoji family] Thank you again!

I could use a long nap.

Come on, Takakura. Let's get going.

Thanks for everything the past couple days.

[Aira] Yup.

Thanks for letting us stay with you so long.

Hmm… I guess I'll see you tomorrow.

- [Momo] And? - Uh…

Sorry? And… what?

There's nothin' else you wanna say?

Hmm? Hmm?

[gasps] Uh…

[Momo] Hmm. Mmm…

- Whoa! Take your hands off Takakura! - [Okarun gasping]

Fugly! Get your ass outta here!

Don't tell me what to do, pig!

- We should go, Miss Shiratori! - [Aira] Pig!

[Momo] And don't come back, ya fugly skank!

Blow it out your ass, pig!

- [chuckles] - [Aira] Did you hear how she spoke to me?

Aah! Peace and quiet at last.

[Seiko] I don't wanna deal with this crap now. [sighs]

I was thinkin' super bathhouse instead.

[Momo] Oh, hell, yeah!

[Turbo Granny] Can I go too?

[Seiko] Yep, we are all goin'.

[Turbo Granny] Aw, hell, yeah!

KAMIGOE CITY STATION

- [bleeps] - [train horn blares]

NATURAL HOT SPRING

[all] Aah!

[all vibrating] Aah!

[Momo groans]

[all] Aah!

[man] Have a great day, ladies.

- [Turbo Granny snoring] - [Momo] Jeez, it's cold.

Now we get to go home and freeze to death.

- What are we gonna do about the house? - [Seiko] We're gonna rebuild it.

- [Momo] Can we afford to? - [Seiko] Nope.

Our super bathhouse trip was like our Last Supper.

[Momo gasps] No way.

[Seiko] Now we can go straight to hell for all I care.

[Momo] I just started that part-time job, so I didn't get paid yet.

[Seiko] And how far do you think we'd get on a part-timer's salary?

I don't need your money.

[Momo] You don't need? Quit actin' tough! [scoffs]

You know, since everyone stayed at the house,

you could ask 'em to chip in to fix it.

- [Seiko] No, no point. - [Momo] This ain't the time to act proud.

[sighs]

I'm just worried about you.

Relax. I'm your grandma.

I'm just sad my Bakatono DVDs got destroyed.

[Momo wails] My awesome Ken collection got destroyed too!

Toom, toom.

- [Seiko and Momo] Hah! - [yelps]

Toom!

Toom, toom… toom…

[Momo] This is private property, you… whatever you are.

[Seiko] Who are ya? Where the hell are ya from?

Toom, toom, toom!

- [Okarun] Don't kill him, Miss Ayase! - [Momo and Seiko] Huh?

[Momo] Wh… what are you guys doin' back here?

[Okarun] I was worrying what to do about your house,

so Miss Shiratori and I stopped to see Mr. Mantis,

and we asked him if he could help with rebuilding your place.

Then he introduced us to his good friend, Mr. Ludris.

- [gasps] Holy crap! I'm so sorry! - [Ludris yells] Toom!

[Mantisian] He said he's honored to get kicked by beautiful women!

- Toom! Toom! - Sounds like he's cussin' me out.

- He specialises in construction. - Toom, toom, toom…

Toom! Toom!

He just said he can have your house rebuilt in a jiffy.

- Ah, he sounds super pissed. - Toom! Toom!

Yeah. You're always workin'. Go play with your kid.

- I can manage, don't worry. - [Ludris] Toom! Toom!

After everything you done for me and mine,

this is the least I can do to pay you back.

And I've done nothing but cause you trouble.

- If I can do anything to help, I want to. - Yeah, but I don't want you to.

You got enough trouble keeping yourself standing up.

- You should be resting. - Uh…

Get on home, will ya?

But, Miss Seiko, you're in a tough spot.

[emotional music playing]

- No, I'm not. - Yeah, she is.

Uh… [sighs]

Well, if you insist on helping, that's on you.

Will you guys help us rebuild our house?

- -[Mantisian] Heck, yeah! Of course! - [Okarun] Yes!

[Ludris] Toom!

[Seiko] Your boy's still pissed off.

[Mantisian] ♪ Ba-ba-da-ba-ba-baaa! ♪

There.

We'll use this nanoskin to build a brand spankin' new house for ya.

- It's super easy to use. - [whirring]

Just plop the nanoskin down and use your hands

to work it into whatever shape you want, just like it was clay.

You can make anything with this stuff.

Toom. Toom!

Toom, toom, toom!

- And remake anything! - Toom, toom, toom!

- [gasps] That is so awesome! - [Okarun gasps]

- I wanna make something! - I want to know how this works!

Happy to tell ya. Nanoskin is made of ultra-high-density nanomachines.

How trippy! It feels super weird.

That's nanoskin for ya.

It's a shape-memory alloy, and it can take a beating.

No matter how damaged it gets, it repairs itself.

Toom.

[Mantisian] Visualize what you wanna make. The clearer the better.

[Momo] Hmm…

[low humming resonating]

[Mantisian] The nanomachine picks up the signals from your brain

and takes the shape of whatever you imagine, exactly how you imagine it.

- [gong sounds] - Whoa.

Oh yeah. I think I got the hang of this.

[whooshing]

[gentle music playing]

[Seiko] This came out awesome. Thanks, kappa.

[Mantisian] Ah, it was nothing! I'd do anything for you.

- [Ludris] Toom, toom, toom! - [glass smashing]

[whirring]

[Mantisian] Mr. Ludris was just saying how honored he was to help such a pretty lady!

[Seiko] You have no idea what he said.

Thanks for the help, you guys. You're the best.

[yawns]

Uh, yeah. I'm goin' straight to bed.

I'm glad you got your house back to normal.

In a weird way, it's started feeling like my home,

and seeing it all smashed up kind of hurt.

[gentle music playing]

Yeah, totally. Before we knew it,

it was a place where all us weirdos could hang out.

We gotta protect that.

[chuckles]

Come back anytime, weirdo! [laughs]

Uh…

[laughs] Sure!

[Momo] Seriously, thanks again! For everything!

You guys are lifesavers, for real! We love you!

One day, we'll pay 'em back for this.

But for now, I'm beat. Can't even make lunch.

[Momo] It's cool. Get some sleep.

[tires squeal]

Too slow! You're dead. Bang, bang!

Mom! Don't stick your head out the window!

It's dangerous! And let me ride with you!

[chuckles]

[grunts]

Not so loud, dear.

[Mrs. Enjoji yells] Hold on!

Boom! Made it.

All right! Let's go build a house, hon!

[Mr. Enjoji] Yeah. Not so loud, dear.

[Mrs. Enjoji] Good morning!

Team Enjoji is here to build you a brand-new house!

- [Mr. Enjoji] Not so loud, dear, please. - [Jiji panting]

- [wheezing] - [Mrs. Enjoji] Huh. Someone beat us to it.

- [Jiji] Oh! Momo! - Shh.

- Grandma's asleep. - [both snoring]

- [birdsong] - [Jiji] Sorry about all the drama.

[Momo] Don't worry about it.

What's goin' on with Evil Eye?

Oh, you know how we do. Same old same old.

- Oh, a few times, I turned into him. - What!

[splutter] He didn't do anything bad. He's being good and keeping his promise.

- Promise! - For real?

Sounds corny, but me and him got a connection. A deeper connection!

Probably 'cause of the training,

Whenever he gets amped up over something, I feel his excitement flowin' through me!

Sometimes, I still feel his hate. But, more and more, I can feel him having fun.

Uh… [chuckles]

Cool!

Well, if he steps outta line, come see us.

[chuckles]

I was wondering, you got a crush on anyone?

Oh…

Uh…

[tense music playing]

[whimpering softly]

[groaning]

- [continues groaning] - Uh…

[coughing]

- Huh? - [gasps] You totally do!

- [laughs] You're freakin' out! - No, I'm not!

I don't have a crush, and I don't care about what comes outta your stupid mouth!

- Why are you callin' me names? I was just… - [yells] Ugh…

- [girl 1] Hey, Enjoji! - [Jiji] Huh?

I was getting worried. You haven't come to school for days now. You okay?

I stayed home to get my honeys all riled up.

- [laughs] And it worked! - [girl 2 giggles] What? Why?

Ugh. Keep flirtin'. I'm out.

- [girl 2] Look! Pompy made a new flavor. - [Jiji chuckling]

- [girl 2] Wanna sip? - [gasps] No! Wait!

- Huh? - [Momo] His clothes are still on?

Where am I, woman?

It's taiyaki flavor! Isn't it yummy?

Hmm.

It is very yummy. Now, I will butcher you all.

[all gasping]

[Momo] That's our Jiji! Always pullin' up with the corniest jokes.

- [giggles] - [Evil Eye] You again!

Would you like to be butchered too?

[Momo] Like I said, corny!

You couldn't have picked a worse time, dude.

Change back to Jiji, now!

I will not. This drink is too tasty.

[girl 3] Ooh, Momo, gettin' all lovey-dovey before school!

- I am not! - [Evil Eye] Huh.

- [whistle blows] - [boy 1] Pass it.

- Huh? That is mine! - What are you talkin' about?

[boy 2] Pass it!

Hey, it's Jiji!

- Sweet! He decided to join the team. - [boy 2] Somebody get him!

[roaring]

- [boy 4] Awesome! - [whistle blows]

- Damn it! - [roars]

[all yelling]

- [whistle blows] - Get ahold of yourself!

HOT SOLD OUT

[panting]

Son of a. All the hot drinks are sold out.

[Evil Eye] Get me more of that tasty drink. And hurry.

I wanted to get you something warm so you'd change back… Huh?

[machine whirring]

Uh…

Ah, whatever.

It don't seem like you really wanna hurt any of the other kids.

Let's see how the day goes.

- [thumping and grunting] - [students murmuring]

- Shh! - [grunts]

[sighs]

[grunts]

[quirky music playing]

[grunting]

- [growls] - [students gasp]

Oh? Oh, oh, oh…

[zapping]

[rattling]

What you writin' there?

MATH

Those I wish to butcher!

Dude! Dude! Dude! Shut it!

- [man] Yo, Enjoji! - [Momo whimpers]

Who you talkin' about butcherin' in the middle of my class?

- [Evil Eye] All of humanity! - [Momo squeals]

[laughs nervously] He's hooked on this old joke, sir.

No one thinks it's funny, Jiji!

TANUKI UDON SOLD OUT

CHILLED RAMEN AVAILABLE

[Momo] Oh, you're freaking kidding! There's no more hot lunches left?

[woman] Sorry, hon. We sold out of pretty much everything.

[Evil Eye grunts]

- [snarls] - [Momo] Hold it!

Tasty.

[Momo] Look. Use chopsticks!

Huh? Hmm? Hmm?

Uh…

[growls]

Aah!

[energy surges]

[grunting]

Meh. You'll get the hang of it.

[Miko] Somethin's definitely off with Jiji.

Like how?

He never talked about butcherin' folks before.

He's changin' his image up.

Maybe he's possessed by that apartment complex ghost.

- Wait, ghost? - Yeah!

He could be carryin' one of them golden balls.

What? Golden ball? How do you know about that?

Girl, you need to get a new phone.

Everyone in the group chat's talkin' about it.

The apartment complex ghost.

DA DAN DAN

[song in Japanese playing]

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH NAMES OF PEOPLE

(INCLUDING THE ACTOR KEN TAKAKURA) AND ORGANIZATIONS.

[chanting]

PO

I see you. Yeah, I see you, my enemy.

Hello! I'm talking to you.

What?

[Jiji] Somethin' on your mind, Momo? I got you.

Next time! The Secret Art of Being Attractive"!

- Whoo! - [Momo] My head hurts.

- [Jiji] Takoyaki flavor painkillers! - [Momo] Now I wanna hurt your head.

- [Okarun] Take this instead, Miss Ayase. - [Momo] Oh, thanks.

- [Okarun] I made it with the nanoskin! - [Momo] I ain't swallowin' that.