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for a little while today. We didn't finish up. I just saw what time it was.

just got home from work.

No, actually, I was out with the... We had that event at the golf course today

for work. Oh, my fucking God. Do you not know what today is?

I spent all day hoping that you would do something nice for me and all you care

about is your fucking boys.

Honey. All you do is go to the country club. That's it.

You're not even home. You don't even know what day it is.

It's not going to be for that long. What today?

What is today?

Wednesday.

You always do this to me. Oh, my God.

No, honey, honey, honey. Look, look, look.

Look, it's not... It's our fucking anniversary.

Yeah, of course I know that. I'm just, like, my mind... Nine years.

Nine fucking years I've been wasting my life with you. What the fuck is going

on? Our marriage has only been getting worse.

I thought you said that we... Look at me. I'm a ten, aren't I? Like, aren't I

gorgeous? Why don't you want to be at home with me?

Why don't I dress like this?

Look, I'll just give you a little bit. Not that long. And then we can go

wherever you want. You are seriously kidding me right now. You're going to

fucking still go out with the boys.

And you're not going to fucking stay here?

I assumed you would have reservations to a nice place.

Maybe a spa day. A gift. I don't give a fuck. Maybe a thank you for being...

I've wasted so much time with you. No, we can do whatever you want. No.

Honey, it's not a problem. You know what?

I just need to change.

Go get the fuck... Get away from me. Get away from me. Oh, my God.

Come on. Just go to your country club.

Just go.

Come on.

I just... Look, I have an open mind. I just... Okay, I gotta finish one thing.

gotta take a shower. I'll come back. And we can do whatever you want. I'll be

totally ready. Seriously.

I didn't forget. I just...

I had a lot on my mind with work, that's all.

Oh, my God.

Honey. You know what? Get away from me. I will continue running this house.

I will order the groceries. I will restock them. I will do everything that

house needs for seeing my delivery guys here.

What the fuck's that about?

Because you don't go out and get my water for me.

Oh. Come on in.

Yeah, just bring it all the way in here, please.

Okay, how you doing today?

I wish I were better.

Just right here for now.

And I think I had, what, one or two?

Yeah, there's some more out there in the truck.

Okay, that's fine. Well, what do you think? Let me ask your opinion.

If you forgot your anniversary, would you still go out with the boys at the

country club?

After all, your wife is dressed like this?

I mean, if you were my wife, I mean, no, fuck no.

That's what I'm saying!

I'm sorry.

It's not a bad time. You're just doing your job. You know what? Maybe you can

help settle this argument. Maybe you can see.

Maybe you can tell him why he's stupid.

I'm cool. Trust me. I'm fucking very cool.

Did you think you were, like, blowing this out of proportion a little bit? You

didn't give me a chance to even, like, respond. Thank you. That is very sweet.

You know, I... I'm just saying, look. A woman definitely does need to be

desired.

I'm not blind.

All right, come on. Let's go.

Don't touch me.

You don't like this?

You don't like another man looking at your wife like this?

I'm showing him a look.

What do you think about this?

honey. Now let's go.

What do you think about this?

Does this make you feel some type of way, honey?

Does it? It's difficult to explain.

Explain? Are you serious?

Now would be the time.

Don't you think?

Hey, what's going on here?

He can't figure it out.

We're going to keep going.

You know what? I put this dress on.

intending for someone to take it off of me.

And I think that's going to happen. Honey, we can make that happen.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

We've got to talk about this.

No, there's nothing to talk about. You said you wanted to go to the country

club, right? What the fuck? No, no, no, no, no. Honey.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Look at that.

I'll just throw it on it, right?

I don't have money for that. No, you didn't.

Oh, my gosh. We all know that I've been... supplementing our income for the

two years ever since you lied to your boys about your job replacement.

What's this?

I'm sick of all the lies. This is fucking fake. I don't know why I pretend

anymore.

Wow, you're so strong.

Carrying all those waters every day.

That's the only thing. Wow.

Look at how strong you are.

You must really pay attention to your physical appearance.

I do?

Being in golf clubs and drinking beer with the boys is not real work. It's

exercise. But you just never noticed when I knew you. What?

Why are you getting so fresh with her? Come on.

Because I gave him permission.

She ain't complaining.

Yeah.

You okay with that?

I am. Are you?

Yeah.

Yeah. You know, it's my ninth wedding anniversary. Can you believe that?

Nine years?

Yeah. To this asshole.

What? That's not fair.

What are you doing today?

We're going to go out to dinner, honey. Oh,

we're going out to dinner?

Yeah. Earlier you wanted to go to the country club.

Oh, I'll go to the country club, man. Yeah, I found somebody to spend my night

with now. Okay, I got you right back. Okay, the jealousy is working.

I like that. Excuse me, don't put your hands on a woman.

Are you serious? Yeah, I'm cock black, man. Hey, yeah, go to the country club,

man. Come on, come on, come on. Give me this, pal.

Oh, you're going to take the clip?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Well, if you keep grabbing, maybe it's a good thing that you're going to watch.

You know?

You know what?

Hold that right there. It doesn't clasp.

He can watch in silence.

Oh my gosh, wow.

Look, he's got a big cock.

Okay. Bigger than yours?

Uh -uh.

Do you want to see it?

Uh -uh. You want me to see it? Uh -uh. I want you to see it.

Oh yeah, baby.

Nice and thick.

It's all yours.

What do you think about this, honey?

I think...

When's

the last time you slowed down long enough for me to give you head?

Do you remember the last time?

I do.

It's been 53 and a half days since we've had sex.

No.

Your wife's hot, man.

Yeah,

you were going to cool me down with your water delivery, huh?

No,

I just thought he was really cute. All these times that he's delivered my

groceries and water and stuff.

I've never seen him before.

Remember all the times where I gave you a shopping list and you just ignored me?

He's helped me with that.

Yeah? It's forever since I've had my little little restaurant cock.

You said you don't like to do that.

Oh, yeah.

You've got a good white girl here, man. You just don't know it.

Look at that.

Machine.

What? Fuck yeah.

You know why I don't like doing it to you?

Why? Because you don't ever care to please me.

After the fact, you just get your nut and you need to roll over.

Now put this back in here.

Come here, you know.

Yeah.

You're going to watch this and you're going to be happy about it, right?

We should talk about this? Yeah.

Yes or no? No, that's good.

Okay.

That's a good thing.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, he's caught me when we gag.

Holy fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you'd be so kind and hold my hair back while I choke on you.

You're going to fucking watch this and you're going to like this if you want to

still go out.

I'm surprised that you haven't been texting your boys.

Does something finally have your attention?

Yes.

Oh, really?

Come here.

No? Look at me.

You're going to watch me suck this cock inches away from your nose, okay?

Seriously? Yes.

Okay?

Come here with me.

Look at this shaft.

Look at this chocolate brown stick for me. You like them, baby? I do.

I kind of like them dark, don't you?

You want to see this cock go in and out of my pink little pussy?

I don't see that.

Fucking balls, I love these.

You know

what? Go get the lube and a towel for me.

Thank you.

Do you think he'll ever forget our anniversary ever again?

I hope so.

He better fucking not.

get to join me or not.

I don't want to be late for that.

I knew in the back of my mind you wouldn't fucking do it. I've never seen

authoritative. Because you pushed me to my limits.

I'm sick of it.

Now I'm going to fucking jump on this coffee and really burn that into your

memory.

You hear me?

Yeah.

Why don't you take off my shoe?

Yeah. It's beautiful.

Thank you.

It feels really good, too.

Wait, wait, honey.

What is it?

Thank you.

Yeah,

I want to wait on him. I want him to see the coffee on the side of me.

What? Are you ready?

Come here.

Put it inside of me, baby.

Because you know better.

Watch this.

My pussy likes him.

before it disappears.

it is your fucking hole, don't you?

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, that's it.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. So sensitive.

Yeah. Wow.

You want to taste my pussy?

Oh, yeah, come here. Yeah, come here.

Or should I say his pussy?

I don't know. My dog's kind of his.

You wish you could eat my pussy again.

Oh, shit. How does that work?

Hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Do you really like it?

Yes, I do. Do you?

I'm happy when you're happy, baby. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you know what would make me happy? What's that? What's that? Oh, I'm

going to lay down. Come here.

You're going to lay down? Yeah, come here. Yeah, it's your house. Lay down.

It's your special day.

Get what you want.

Come here.

She's wide open.

Get me G -spot!

What? What? Are you serious?

your country club membership and sell your golf clubs right now.

Yes, ma 'am. Thank you.

And you, I'm going to set up a new delivery for you. Oh, right on. I think

going to need water every day.

What? Yeah.

It's so hot in here.

I'll be seeing you again.