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Make yourself at home.

Just go alone in it.

Please come in and have a seat, please.

So, everything's cool?

Oh, yeah.

Everything is just as it should be. Okay, cool.

My wife is so quiet, man.

Oh, it's just, she's, you know, outside.

I'm sure I'm cool, relaxing.

Space cries, you know.

Have a seat, have a seat. Make yourself comfortable.

Right, right.

You know what?

Be not surprised.

I think we need to clarify some shit for you, right?

Yeah, because we don't need no motherfucking surprises.

Of course not. No funny shit going on here, man.

No, no, no. Of course not, sir. No.

Yo, Magnus, if you catfish us at all, you know what that means, right?

If she doesn't look like she does in those pictures you sent, we'll fuck you

That is what that is.

You sure that's clear? Crystal.

Crystal clear.

There ain't no funny stuff either. You want to make sure that's clear as well.

But also get fucked up for that too.

See, because that's the thing with brothers.

All we try to do is get an understanding here.

Feel me?

I feel you. That's perfectly understood.

Go get the bitch.

You want me to go get her? Yes, sir.

Absolutely.

I don't know about this motherfucker, man. He look like he might be.

You know, that motherfucker might think the wrong way. I'm fucking dropkicking

his ass.

Hey, honey.

Hi, baby. How are you? I'm good. How are you?

Good. Just getting my tan on.

You look gorgeous, as always.

Thank you.

Um, uh, so, it's your birthday, finally.

Oh, what'd you get me?

Well, uh, so, obviously, there's dinner tonight, which I'm super excited about.

But I got you another surprise.

What is it? Some jewelry?

Better. Better than jewelry. Uh, I know what it is.

What? What do you think it is?

The car that I wanted?

Better than a car.

Nothing's better than the car.

Well, just wait. Just wait and see.

Okay. It better be. No, I promise.

I'm going to cover your eyes. I'm going to take you inside.

It's going to be amazing. You're going to love it. All right. Yeah? Yeah.

Coming up on a step.

Okay.

Keep

going.

Keep walking.

Turn around now.

Keep your eyes shut.

Okay. Keep your eyes shut.

Guess one more time what it might be.

I don't know. What about some red bottoms?

Better. Huh?

Better. Better?

Oh, my God.

What is this?

Oh, my God. This is even better.

Honey, do you like it? Oh my God, yes, honey. This is why I married you. You're

the best.

Get down on your knees.

Make sure you can watch.

See that? Can you see that baby?

Good girl.

She tastes good.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Spill it on him.

Don't answer me yet. Let me think about it.

Yeah,

stick your tongue out, bitch.

Stick your tongue out. I miss you, Tom. I miss you, Tom.

Oh, yeah, there you go.

There you go.

There you go.

You like that?

Mm -hmm. You like that? Yeah, I love that big butt. Yes?

Mm -hmm.

It's a good gift.

It's a good gift, baby.

Yeah. Stand up.

Stand up.

Fellas?

Fuckin' good.

Shut up.

Serg.

What is it?

I see Shane used to know what I was saying.

but do you think that I could unlock from my cage?

Ask her again nicely.

Please be unlocked.

I think you've been doing a good job.

Alright, so let him out.

Okay, let him out. Okay.

This is the best birthday present ever.

I'm happy that you're happy.

Of course.

You can unlock yourself now.

Can you do it for me?

Of course.

Kiss her, y 'all.

You're so happy now.

I love you too.

You want me to?

You want to watch?

I got the normal thing.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Look at me.

Yeah.

You like that, don't you? Yeah.

You like that?

Look at that shit.

What's the plan?

The best fucking birthday present ever.

Oh my god. You're the best baby.

It'll be even better if you come clean me up.

Every last drop.

Don't waste it.

That's prime time.

Great heat.

Oh, yeah.

Give it to me.

Oh,

come

give me your gun.

Give it to me.

You too.

You're the best wife.

You have a little bit more to clean up.