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You guys go.

Oh, shit.

Hey,

where do you guys go?

No, just gently. Just over there, okay?

Okay.

Yeah, they're being like... It's so hard for

mine to help these guys.

Alright, we got like five more boxes, guys.

Yeah,

I know you told me not to marry him, but...

Yeah, things are...

Things don't work out the way I wanted them to. Wait a minute, where's my

Hey, I'm not talking to you.

Why didn't you pack more?

That was, like, your job.

Why didn't you pack my stuff up?

We didn't want it to break.

It's going to take all day, you realize.

It's going to take all day.

This isn't your fault, man. Don't worry about it. He does this shit all the

time. I mean, that's kind of rude. When you have valuables, you have glass, and

I'm just saying.

But it wasn't. It was all my clothes.

And now, like, what am I gonna wear, huh?

What am I gonna wear? You better, you know what?

You should just go buy me some new shit.

Um, you know what? Maybe we should all get, I think you... No, you're fine,

you're fine. We should all take a break, how about that?

You know what? I have had enough to hear with you today, okay?

Like, I am tired, I am sweaty, and I am fucking hungry.

So...

So you need to, no, no, no, no, no.

Hubby, you need to go buy me a pizza, okay?

All right?

Yeah, yeah.

No, we'll share with you too, don't worry.

No, hey, hey, all I want to hear, all I want to hear is yes.

Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now go, now go. Yeah, yeah, you know what I like. Come on.

Hey,

hurry up, hurry up.

Mom just told me.

And you know what? Call them as you're walking out the door, okay? I want it

and ready.

I'm just going to sit there.

Yeah, just sit and take a load off. I'll get you some water or something, okay?

Okay.

Alright, yeah, I gotta...

Yeah, thank you so much for coming and helping out.

I mean,

you know my freaking husband. He's so useless at this kind of thing.

Oh, my God.

No,

he's been doing, like, half the work you have.

He's just, like, he's so exhausting to deal with. He, like, never knows what's

going on.

I have to tell him to do everything.

And he can't even pack our shit, right? I mean, this, like, could have been done

in, like, one round, you know?

It's okay.

You don't have to stick up for him.

But, I mean, that's fair payment. He bought that.

Well, that's his job.

But, you know, he doesn't get any credit for that. That's, like, that's, like,

the bare minimum.

It's, like, taking care of our stuff, you know what I mean?

Okay.

I feel you, but, like, what have you done, my baby?

Oh, please.

Yeah, I can't believe I married him. I mean, it's been, like, three years, and

it's just... Yeah, he just keeps getting dumber. Like, any time I think that he

can't reach a new low, he does.

I mean, don't even get me started on our sex life, right?

Like, he, um...

Like, I thought it would get better after we got married.

Okay. But he just doesn't know where to touch me, you know what I mean?

Like, I'm so, I just end up so unsatisfied.

I mean, his dick is so small.

That's crazy.

Yeah, I know. It's not like he'd know anything about that. I'm just kidding.

just kidding.

Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway, I am, like, so funny, you know? So I'm

just going to go freshen up.

You can play with whatever you want in the meantime, and I'll be right back.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, just take a load off, okay?

He has no idea.

I've been waiting to use this.

It's been so long since I've had a real dick I hope he just

fills me right up

I just want it to look good

So how's the show?

Oh! Shit.

Um, hey.

Hi. What's up?

Oh, not much.

What you doing?

I don't know. What does it look like?

You are close.

You are really close.

Why are you so close?

Do you want me a little bit closer?

Um.

Hey, um.

Wow, you are.

You are really.

Okay, that is a teeny on my chin.

Maybe we should, maybe we should. You know, it's been a really long time since

I've gotten any attention from a real man.

Yeah. I've been so unsatisfied.

And I just, I'm really grateful that you could come over and

help me move.

Um, yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah.

Eric,

your husband, he helped me with all this.

And you're about to help me.

Do you agree how that works?

Wow,

those are soft.

I think we should just... So you think the neighbors should help each other

I think we should just chill.

You know, my husband, he went to go get his pizza. He could be back in any

minute. This is what I've been waiting for.

What have you been waiting for?

That is my favorite part of it.

Oh, you can't even pretend.

Oh, my God.

I haven't seen a real cock in so long.

Oh,

it's so big and hard in my hands. Holy shit.

My husband's got nothing on you.

I wish he had a cock like this.

Do you like it there?

Yeah.

It's so hard to practice when you have such a useless assistant.

Yeah, but he's my friend.

Holy shit.

Oh my god, it even feels perfect between my tits.

Fuck. Oh my god.

I just want to massage your cock forever.

Fuck, why did I ever get married?

Because you love him?

Fuck.

Now with that perfect cock.

He's so ready.

Oh my God, your shoulder is so high.

What do you think?

I don't care about him today.

Relax.

Just relax.

No, Jackie is good.

Yeah. Yeah, that's what makes it real.

Clothes? What's going on here? No, I checked the hours. You fucking ate it,

didn't you?

No. I don't even want to deal with this. No, no, no.

We are having a moment.

So you... No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.

So you're just going to hang out.

Okay?

Yeah? Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Sit.

Sit.

I don't even want to hear it. I'm too hungry to deal with you, okay?

So let me just get my cock in and then we can talk.

Because you still owe me a pizza.

Even though I got the sausage right here.

Just give me that fucking dick.

Just give me that cock.

Do you have a good view over there?

watch me get off on another man's big, hot dick.

God, you're so fucking useless.

I don't want to look at him anymore.

Look. Look at my nice, stretchy pussy.

Huh? Have you ever seen him so sassy?

I asked you a question.

There you go.

He's learning.

What do you mean it's occurring?

Give me that sec.

Hey, man, I'm sorry. How old is she, Kyle?

Shh. Don't. Don't.

I was on me.

I was on me.

I'm going to take your big heart. I'm going to give you a cup. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Think about it.

Oh, it's not that cup you're giving me.

Oh, my God. It's all about the cup you're giving me.

How does it feel, you stupid little cunt?

Yeah. How does it fucking feel watching your wife get it so

good? Getting it so fucking good.

You don't even know how long you were going before you got here.

No. Go.

Yes, yes, well, yes, yes.

Yeah, fuck me just like that.

Fuck me like a real man.

Just because I didn't bring

Now you don't get to eat it.