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Oh shit.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Thank you.

No.

Mwah.

want to do?

Do you really want to put it in your tiny little asshole?

Oh.

Can I put it in your asshole?

I just thought we were having a good time.

We are.

Can't we cry again?

I mean, if it hurts, we can stop.

You promise?

Yeah, of course.

Okay. Yeah?

Yeah, we can try.

Let's go really slow, okay?

Easy. Okay?

Okay.

Not too bad.

No, not too bad.

My finger fits in there perfectly.

I think it's a bit different.

You ready for that cock?

Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

Huh?

Huh?

Give me a... I'll try again. Give me another chance. No.

I'm done with this.

Can we keep fucking trying?

Okay, listen.

It's kind of not your fault. It's my fault. I should have done my fucking

research before we got married.

What do you... What does that mean?

Well, I mean, obviously you don't like anal, honey.

How many times have we tried now?

I... I'm doing everything I can. Yeah, well, you need to try harder.

Okay, listen, I'm going to go to work now. I'm late.

I'll see you later.

Guess we'll have to do another modification on the fucking Robertson's

board. Their mother -in -law's horrible.

So, you know the whole sparkly backdrop situation?

I just decided to quit buying it and lean into it. So, welcome to Sparkle

Everything is pink and white and gold and so girly this wedding. It's

All right.

I know that they're an upcharge, but I think that the crystal photos are a

really nice touch. What do you think?

Mm -hmm.

I can come back. No, no, go. No, another. Go ahead.

Okay. Um, so yeah, so the crystal photos, I think will be a nice touch,

look at this mercury glass on these. I'm wondering if we can't get some of these

as well. I think we have some at the storage place, but I mean, your input,

it's kind of a take it or leave it thing as far as I'm concerned.

And you are sure you're good.

Oh, sorry. Yeah.

So I wanted to do these little heirloom boxes for side pieces to incorporate in

with these. And, you know, I'm pretty sure that the bride has

actually been fucking all the groomsmen.

Probably going to get a divorce right after the wedding.

Maybe the whole bridal party has been on and on. You're not listening to

anything I say!

Yes. I mean, no.

Today was hard.

I'm fine.

Everything is great.

Carly.

You've been working for me for a while.

Would you mind if I asked you a personal question?

Of course not. I'm flattered.

Excellent.

Do you?

Carly, do you have much experience with anal sex?

I'm so sorry. That was horribly inappropriate of me.

Don't worry about it. It just wasn't. It was an unexpected question.

Yeah, I actually did a lot of anal.

sex in my last relationship. Um,

yeah, I really liked it, actually.

How doesn't it hurt?

I mean, there's definitely a learning curve, I would say, but once your body

gets used to it, it's actually really nice.

Yeah.

Jeremy is fixated on

the idea.

And I can't do

it.

No matter what toys I buy or how many books I read,

I'm not making him happy.

It's my favorite marriage.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, no, no, I'm sorry.

I mean... Well,

I mean, if you can't do it, that's okay.

Have you thought about maybe finding someone else? who could, like, say, at a

swingers club or... I mean, if a swingers club is too scary, just, like,

fine. I can't bring someone I don't know into my marriage. It's just ridiculous.

Well, just, like, a threesome with, like, a friend or something.

Do you think that would work?

Uh, well, I mean... It's worked for other friends of mine who

were having different kinds of struggles within their marriage. But, I mean, I

think it could.

Of course, you know, if you can't find somebody else, you

can always just ask me.

Anyway.

I hate to touch subjects, but the Robertsons are waiting on this approval.

And like I said, mother -in -law is a huge bitch. So if I could just get your

sign off on these, like, last three things.

So first thing is, I think that the college definitely needs to be proud of

Robertsons. I want to be so proud of the

Robertsons.

I'm doing everything I can.

Everything you can?

Yeah, it's not like it's easy.

Easy.

Asking for advice.

What do you mean, advice?

Just... How do people do it, I guess.

From whom?

Carly.

Carly? Your 20 -year -old assistant?

Yes.

My 20 -year -old assistant.

What did Carly have to say?

Normal stuff.

Not that it just gets better with practice.

I guess that worked for her, because he loved Emil.

He said you'd have a threesome about.

A threesome, he said.

Honey, I think that's a fantastic idea.

Why don't you give her a call right now? She can come around tonight.

We didn't discuss it happening to me.

Maybe, I mean, that's a lot to think brand new. We should talk to, like, a

counselor or a therapist.

I just don't fucking believe this. I mean, do you really, really care about

marriage? You know I do.

You know I do.

Why do you even fucking tell me this shit?

Tina?

Hi, what's up?

A new project?

No, it's no trouble. I mean, I love new projects.

Yeah, I can be over for a drink to talk about this tonight.

Sure.

Okay, yeah, just let me get cleaned up. I'll be over there shortly.

Okay, bye.

Carly, hi.

Hi, Gina.

So, uh, what was the big project?

Of course.

Why don't you come in and have a seat?

Jeremy, Carly's here.

Oh, hey, Carly. How are you? Hi, Mr. Matt. I'm good. How are you?

Not too bad.

I'm going to go get some glasses.

Please, why don't you take a seat?

So, do tell me.

How is the wedding business?

Oh, you know, we've been staying really busy. Your wife's had me working every

day, basically, which I'm so grateful for.

It's been really good.

Very nice.

Mm -hmm.

Hey, honey.

I forgot the opener thing.

The bottle opener?

Okay, honey, I'll go get it. You sit down and we can talk about the project

we were talking about.

Yeah.

But yeah, about this big project I keep hearing about. Yeah. Um, it's about what

we discussed today, actually.

The Robertson wedding?

No, not exactly.

Um, I've been thinking about it since you mentioned it.

In fact, and I have decided that I would like for you to have sex with my

husband.

Uh,

uh, Tina.

Sorry if I offended you.

I was joking earlier.

I wasn't offended.

Not at all.

I think I have tried many things to make this work.

And I'm running out of options.

I need you to have anal sex with my husband.

And I want to watch so that I can learn.

I think that there's been a really big misunderstanding here.

Tina, I need to go.

I'll be with you at the office tomorrow.

Is everything okay?

What's going on?

You need to do this for me.

You promised that you would do this for me.

I was just trying to be a friend. I was just joking.

Carly, we're not friends.

I'm your boss.

You work for me.

And when you tell me you're going to do something, I expect that you are going

to do it.

Hey, honey, are you still going to be giving her that promotion you were

about? Yes, dear.

Tina, I cannot believe that you're putting me into this position.

You've put me into such an awkward place here.

And I've been nothing but a good employee to you.

I've been with you for more than a year now.

And I have worked nights, weekends, overtime, things that were not in my job

description. I know.

And now I need you to do this.

So you want me to fuck your husband?

I think that would be for the best, yes.

So you want my ass because she can't take it in hers?

So you want to fuck me in the ass?

Because your wife can't do it?

for me?

Because you know that I can take it.

Oh, I love taking it up the ass.

My man never had to ask me twice.

You know what I like to do?

I'm supposed to teach you, right?

Tip number one.

I like to get the cock nice and

slick before I slide it in.

And you know, I really love giving head, so it makes me wet too.

God,

look how high you are.

He must like the way I suck dick.

Don't you think?

Are you thinking this was a bad idea suddenly?

It'll make you remember it better.

Take your pants off. This is my show now.

You wanted me to teach you.

Now

you're

shy.

You weren't shy when you... threatening my job so I'd fuck your husband.

Nice granny panties, by the way.

Did you not play with your ball with that?

You gotta do that, girl.

That shit's basic.

He's not really acting like that.

Two to four, my pussy's all wet after fucking cackling. You know what, I want

you to worry about my pussy first.

I like a little bit of pussy fucking before I do anal.

Oh yeah, do that.

Fuck, put that cack in me.

Oh my god.

I feel so good.

You really have been holding out on me.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

She's in my ass. Put your cap back in. And you, come here.

I want you to watch.

Get a better view.

You really got to study that.

Seems to be a subject you struggle with acquisition of.

Oh, my God.

That's in my ass. Thank God I love it.

I feel so good when there's something in my pussy and my ass at the same time.

Yes,

yes. I love that, I really do.

Have you tried this, Tina?

Don't you love it, Tina?

Oh, shit. Yeah, Pam, you're like that. You love it, too.

Oh, my God.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Gee, no fucking shit.

Stick your tongue out?

Yeah, come here.

Come here.

Yeah.

Doesn't my cum taste good?

Alright, that's enough. Get back.

If you like this in here, don't even lie.

Just a little bit. Just because I'm feeling greedy now.

I can't even wind that.

Oh my god.

You hear that little kind of twerking?

Oh, look at him. He had to pull me up then.

Five seconds of that and he already fell.

Hold on to your life. Try not to cry.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

You have to watch the whole time.

I think that the first cowgirl is not

a good idea for the first anal position, but I beg to differ.

See, I like a convective view, and I can

control exactly how much of the

dick I take it from.

See how easy that was for me?

Can you see that?

And I'm just controlling the angle. I'm not even taking

all of his dick yet.

See, my ass is so fat in my butt.

That was the case, but... I'm taking a little slow... Hey!

Pay attention.

Now I'm taking little slow strokes.

Got that?

Everything else go easy

Let's see for a second.

If you do some hydrogen peroxide after, you can go back and forth from ass to

pussy. It feels really good.

Yes, come back in.

Oh, my God.

Bye. There we go.

Do you like watching a man fuck other women?

I like watching you while I fuck your ass back.

Come here.

Kiss me.

You want that?

Taste that?

That.

Spread your legs.

I wanna see how wet your panties get.

Keep those legs spread, I told you.

like he hasn't had a good night in ages.

Oh, that means your pussy's switched on by.

You like it?

You can sit back now.

Oh, that's much better. Thank you.

Brilliant feeling.

Yeah.

That's what I want to see.

On your knees like that.

Squeeze them.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh, that's what I want to see. Good.

Are you looking down? Make sure you're looking at this.

Your man's cock is mine now.

I tell you what, I'll let you suck it.

Taste my ass on your man's dick.

Oh, that's it.

Such a dirty bitch.

I never knew you had this idea.

Time for the next lesson.

Oh, this is a favorite of mine.

Get that back in me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, how do you like that tight 20 -year -old asshole?

Is that good?

Yeah.

I'm going to sleep.

I'm still sleeping.

And you have been so open and secret and anal -pounding.

Oh my God.

He

really

does love that.

Oh my God. Did I tell you to stop playing with his balls?

Play with him. I can tell he really loves that.

Look at his face.

What a good boy he is.

He is.

Oh, he's so slow.

Spit on it, Megan.

Spit on it.

I don't know

Say it.

After it's been in your assistant's house?

Say it.

Say it. I want to hear it.

After it's been in my assistant's house.

Oh, my God. Yes, that's it.

That's it.

Oh my God.

You're so firm.

Let's get a little comfier, shall we?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

See, because I'm a real woman, I can do it.

Ha ha ha!

corner.

Yes.

calling the union on my... No.

Obviously I quit.

You people are disgusting.

What the fuck seems to be her problem?

Thank you, Jeremy.