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Hey, Chris.

Hey, what's going on, brother?

See if I act stupid, huh?

What's wrong with you?

You seem upset.

Take a seat.

Mortgage giving you trouble?

You funny, bro.

Work hustle?

No. You know what's giving me trouble?

What?

My girl just told me that y 'all fucked last week while I was on vacation.

She, I mean, she has a wild imagination.

Bro, bro, come on, bro. No, no, no. Bro, don't play me, bro. Don't play me, bro.

She just told me y 'all fucked last week, bro.

I mean, was it on a video? Was it recorded?

Hey, honey.

How's it going?

I mean, it'd be better if I didn't just hear you guys' conversation.

You look great. God damn. I'm sure I do.

Not great enough for you to not cheat on me again.

I didn't cheat on you again.

We're doing this again.

I mean, I didn't do anything with his wife.

And, you know... So she lied, and he lied then.

Yeah, well, his wife's delusional. You know what I mean? He's having a bit of a

rough time. I'm trying to calm him down. Was girl number one and two delusional

too? And he's delusional?

Uh -huh.

See, I might believe you if this was the first time. Or mistake number two.

This is the third time.

Well, it's been a busy year, you know. You're off all the time, you know. I

command a certain level of attention, you know.

I wish you were here more often, but you're not, you know.

Okay. So, you know what I mean? Is that all you have to say for yourself?

There's nothing else really can be said, you know. Okay.

I wish you were here more, you know. I love you so much. I miss you, you know

what I mean? Oh, so you cheat on me because you love me so much. I mean,

are mistakes.

You know what I mean? These aren't things that I'm proud of. You've reached

level of success in life.

You know, just... You expect to be treated a certain way.

Consistently, you know?

Okay. Where are you going, honey? Sitting down watching TV?

Will you stand up for me?

Hey, hand me that pillow, babe.

Sure.

What are you doing?

Your shoelaces are tired. Nothing, you're just delusional. You don't need

help him.

Wait, hang on.

What are you doing?

Nothing, just making the same kind of mistakes you make.

God, Jesus Christ.

Hang on.

And you're okay with this?

I mean, you did hit my girl, bro. You fucked my girl.

No, I did not. I did not fuck your wife, okay?

I mean, this is what you want to do?

Okay, you're happy with it?

Doesn't matter what I'm happy about, obviously.

You wouldn't have cheated on me.

If you had been here, I wouldn't have cheated on you.

Well, he's here now.

And now you've got a dick in your throat.

Well, actually... Now...

You're making great missions in your vengeance here.

This isn't vengeance.

This is just me making the same kind of mistakes you did.

You've never been this vigorous with me.

You didn't deserve it.

You my best friend, you know

Try it.

I am in good hands, brother.

She is amazing.

It's the best blow job, east of New York.

West of New York.

Fuck you, brother.

It tastes good that way.

I paid a mortgage to pay all these bills and didn't pay your rent.

This isn't about you.

Everything's about me.

Not anymore.

You're sucking my best friend's dick in my house.

I don't really think he's your best friend anymore either.

I don't know.

He's probably my best friend now.

Fuck yeah.

I need a Gaginata.

I bet you do. They're cute.

Mmm.

She's proud of herself, all right.

I've had better things today, but... You did a

good job. You look great. I mean, you're a beautiful woman, but the only way you

look more beautiful is with a cock in your throat.

Oh, my Lord, girl. Look at you working hard.

I thought you were such a sweet girl.

until you cheat on me.

No offense, but I know his wife didn't suck your dick.

No,

she didn't.

That's why I keep you around.

I know you give a great blowjob.

I know you got some good pussy, too.

I don't know.

Maybe don't really let him feel it.

He's too big and you're too tight.

It's not gonna work.

Why not find out?

It sucks when you have to deal with the consequences of a decision, huh?

I want him to see it though. Turn around.

The

blue

matches your eyes. It's so beautiful.

It matches you perfectly.

Thank you.

and it's not that big.

You're not getting cheated on, huh?

I didn't make you watch, though.

She likes being choked, though, right?

You never do that with me.

so good.

You ready for it? Yes, yes.

I hope you learned your lesson.