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I do, I love it. So, this is Leanne, and her husband Mark.

Hi. And let's see, you were married about a year and a half when I last saw

huh? Yeah. Close to two years? Give or take.

Alright.

So, we're going to show the folks... I do love you.

And I love you too, honey. What British thumbs are all about and other things,

huh? Well, I got a really good porn star for you, but you know, the deal is, I

get to undress you.

Oh yeah.

And you just get divorced.

Yeah.

Sorry, honey. My lucky day.

You do this all the time. Can we show what you do?

Whoa.

You've been out in the sun, too, I guess. I know. I got burned today. I

to go naked, but unfortunately in America we're not allowed.

Look at this, Matt. Are you talking about fashion coordination?

Look at this.

Oh yeah, only from Howard.

Only allowed to be.

So Eric is really on a main street in London? Yeah, he's in Knightsbridge,

Alright. Do they have sex toys there?

Oh, you're joking, aren't you?

We can find a sex toy in London.

What? Oh, boring.

Let's show this.

Nice English bottom.

Yeah.

Look, I know I should bring Eric in here, but before we do that, I'm going

take a short break.

We'll be right back.

Well, it was worth taking a break for, wasn't it? Look at this. Holy mackerel.

Yeah, look at the end. You're up again.

Yeah.

I've got to get Eric in here. He won't believe it.

Eric,

come on in here, buddy.

Who's Eric?

Eric's the guy who's going to find your wife's love.

In fact, would you like to sit down in this chair and put it over your knee?

Yeah. Oh, hell yeah.

Come on, baby.

You know, wait a minute.

You said you wanted to come here.

I'm really not going to go through with this, are you? You said you can. Don't

worry, I'll come here for you.

No,

you're going to watch.

I don't know if I'm all right with this. We better go.

No, you said you wanted to come here. I'm going to come here.

Get off that.

What? You never fight me at home.

What? Hey, Mark, listen.

Erica Pearl, you'll treat her well, I promise you.

Go over there and jerk off and let me watch you fuck me.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I want you to watch you fuck me.

That's what you wanted to see, you said.

Yeah. I don't know.

Do you think it'll be okay?

I've got no choice.

Can you jerk off while you fuck him, then?

Oh, yeah.

Come here, I'm going to show you something.

Give me the wedding ring a sec.

You mean the wedding ring?

Yeah, give me the wedding ring for a minute.

What are you going to do with it? I'm going to borrow it for a minute.

Eric, come here.

Look at this, it's over your bell in the book.

Come on, Lizbeth.

Lizbeth won't go anywhere.

I'm sorry, Lizbeth.

Come on, we're going to have a drink with this because you said you were

to watch me get fucked.

Would you like me to do this to you?

You're going to have to wait because he's as good as I think he's going to

honey. I'm having a vacation big time in America.

It's funny you've been watching her once.

You know I'm a kinky little bitch.

I'm sure I am.

Mark, I feel a little quieter than I usually do. At least she gave you back

ring.

Don't piss her off.

She'll have bruises from the last time I pissed her off.

Just imagine what a guy can do with this weapon.

Maybe I should give him our wedding ring.

Mmm.

Mmm, take your time.

You do a really good job, Leanne. I'm going to let you have a bunch of Screw

Wife tapes to see if you can smuggle them back in with you.

Time? Yeah.

I just changed the box covers to the Royal Family.

Here, hon.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, I fucking love your cocking.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

You're not going to let him fuck you too long.

Damn right. You said you'd do anything to make me happy.

And I want to fuck this cock right now. That's what makes you happy.

Yeah, so shut up.

Shut up.

Will you listen to me a little bit more often?

You might get this.

You wanted this as much as me, so do what I want as well.

What? Well, drop your pants then and start tossing.

Oh. Not allowed.

You can do everything I tell you to.

It's okay to do wags, isn't it?

Yeah, it's okay.

Fucking get it down there.

As long as you tell them it's okay, it's okay. It's okay.

You're just a little bit shy.

Oh,

come on, eat on my pudding, baby.

Oh, he's dirty.

I love it.

Oh, Jack.

No, think of me nice and slowly and play with my tit as well.

Oh, you fucking lovely man. Oh,

I love you.

Oh, I love you, dirty bitch.

Oh, love. Dirty bitch.

Oh, fuck, I love you.

Oh, you do this for me more often. Can we do some more videos?

If you do it, good job.

Suck me up. We'll let you do more.

I let him suck me really hard.

Oh, he's nice.

Sucker mean. I love it.

Oh, come on.

Oh,

I feel like I might slut now. It's wicked. I love feeling like a slut. Oh,

you fucking lovely man.

When do I get a slut? Sucker.

Nasty.

Are you going to fuck me now?

No.

You're going to put a bell in my fucking pussy.

Oh, yes.

Fucking hell. Come on, baby.

My wife.

Come on, you dirty man.

Fuck me. Come on, you fuck.

Oh, yes. My damn pussy.

I'm juicing right in your pussy.

I'm juicing right in your pussy.

Take that pussy.

You fucking wicked. Get it. Come on.

Fucking get in there, you fuck. Take my wife's pussy. Get in it, you fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, man.

Fucking get it back in my home.

Come on, you fuck.

Come on, shut it.

Come on.

Fucking give it to me.

Come on.

Yeah.

Yeah. I'm getting a lesson. Fucking come on.

Fuck it.

I gotta tell you, Mark, one thing I'm learning is that shag means the same

as fuck or screw, right?

Yeah.

So, are we gonna change the service to shag my wife, please?

Every fucking night.

Yeah. Yeah.

You do that.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, for your fucking country.

Oh, yeah.

Fucking lovely.

Do you want to tell, baby, because you're really hot?

Do you want to tell me?

Eh? Well, right, just keep on fucking me then.

Yeah. Keep fucking me.

I can't see my husband. I want to see my husband. I want to see him fucking jerk

in front of me.

Come on. Let me fucking watch you jerk, baby.

Come on.

Come on. Yeah.

Get screwed, babe.

I am. He's fucking wicked.

Oh, yeah.

He's a fucking buggy as well.

Come on.

Come on.

Yeah, baby.

Nothing's better than watching my wife take a bigger dick than mine.

Talk like a tick cock, baby.

Yeah. Yeah. Fucking fuck that. I knew you had it.

Yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Come on.

Come on.

Yeah. Come on, baby.

Yeah, baby.

Come on, baby.

Come on, fucking out of here. Screw my wife.

That's right.

Just shut up and fucking wake, would you? I'm waking.

Fucking wake.

I'm waking.

Yeah, man.

Oh, yeah. Thank you. Come on, baby.

Fuck it.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, Eric. Come on, Eric.

Oh, baby.

Come on, fuck it, yeah?

Come on, fuck it, suck my ass, you fuck.

Well, suck my fucking ass as well.

Come on.

Honey, I'm going back to the hall.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you can watch the whole fucking world from here.

Mark, I just wish that they could get some energy going. Oh, yeah.

Come on!

Fuck yeah

We can play pretty bubbles.

For the palace guard.

Can we go again tonight?

Hell yeah.

Come on then.

Leanne, I am very happy that you brought Mark and came out over here. I've got

to tell you, the things I've learned is screw my wife, please. I've learned what

shag means, what beaver means, what mate means, and a couple of other things.

How's that say something?

And wank. I never knew what wank meant.

And shag, baby.

Hey, do me a favor. Next time you come on over, you've got to stop being so

introverted. Speak up. Speak your mind. Say what you're doing.

He tastes so good.