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You're the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

Hey, Parker.

Do you want to see something really cool?

I'm good.

It's going to be really fun. Don't be lame.

I don't care.

Well, I'm going to show you anyway.

I bet you I thought I could check this in a second.

Yeah, I bet you can.

Yeah, do you want to pee?

Fine, whatever.

Are you ready?

One, two, three.

Oh my god, it's so sticky.

I bet you could give me something warm and sticky too.

Yeah, okay, right.

Now you're just fucking with me.

Um, no I'm not.

I'll leave and show you my tits.

What?

Do you like them?

Yeah, you're a great kid.

Alright, now pull out your dick.

Um... What?

Yeah, show me your dick.

I'm showing you my dick.

Wow. Do you want to touch him?

Yeah.

Wow.

Wow.

Come on, now show me your dick.

Okay. Mom!

Parker's trying to show me his dick!

No! Don't listen to her!

What are you two doing? Get out of here! Both of you!

You could have gotten me in trouble. Your mom just gave me a whole lecture.

What's the big deal? I told mom I was joking.

The big deal is you got grounded for fucking life.

It was funny.

What are you doing?

Come on, like, just let me suck it for real this time.

No way.

I just know you're trying to get me in trouble.

I'm not trying to get you in trouble. I really want to suck your dick.

I love my tits.

And shut the door.

Okay.

What are you doing? I can't get you in trouble if my mouth is full.

Don't get in trouble with it.

Fuck it.

Let's do it.

Oh my god.

I wasn't expecting your dick to be so big.

Oh my god, it's really nice.

Thank you.

Can I fuck it?

Yeah.

Oh God.

Wow.

Fuck.

Why don't you bend me over?

Uh -huh.

Thank you.

Yes, please.

oh my god

Thanks for not telling your mom how awesome.

Yeah.