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[upbeat techno music plays]
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♪♪
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-[Caine]: Today's adventure
is brought to you
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by the Favorite Character Awards!
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Stay tuned and find out
who will claim the ultimate prize!
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[glitzy orchestral music plays]
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[inaudible chatter]
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-[Zooble]: [BOINK!]
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Can you toss that back up here?
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-[scoffs] Making good use
of your parts gimmick, huh?
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-[Zooble]: Oh, shut up.
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-What are you doing up there?
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-[Zooble]: I'm hiding from Caine.
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I think I overheard him
talking to Bubble
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about an in-house adventure,
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and I'm not gonna be part of it.
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-And... you're just gonna
hang out in a flower pot all day?
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Not, like, your room?
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-[Zooble]: Caine's been checking up
on my room lately.
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When I don't answer,
he just starts singing "Daisy Bell"
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in front of my door.
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It's creepy.
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-Does he really do that?
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-I dunno.
Let's ask him.
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[hollers]
Hey, Caine!
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-[Zooble]:
You [BOINK!] [BANG!]hole!
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-Yes, Jax?
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-Look, it's Zooble!
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-[Zooble]: [BOINK!] you!
-Ah, there you are!
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Now I don't have to do
the snap-summon thing.
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-[Zooble]: [grunts]
-And I'm glad I found you.
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We need even numbers,
'cause today's adventure is a...
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[overlapping voices]
TEAM adventure!
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[normal voice]
Meet you guys up at the stage in, uh --
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let's say 5.7 minutes.
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-[Zooble]: Great.
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You didn't even ask him
about the singing thing.
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-The what?
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-Today's adventure is...
gonna be a bit of a short one,
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due to the Favorite Character Awards.
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But it'll be
a perfect opportunity
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to showcase your guys' strengths
to the press!
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-This is so heavy.
-That's right, Bubble.
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Seeing you all
play batball a few days ago
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really got me thinking.
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We should do
our own sporting event!
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But with cool new sports
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invented by yours truly.
-Help me, Caine.
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-Uh, we could also just play softball
normally this time.
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-Eeegh...
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-In the Caine Leagues,
we have the 400 Meter Vertical Skedaddle,
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Bisection Boogie Eggball,
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Lateral Hijinks,
Orange Sport,
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Ball Run,
Walk Ball,
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Run Walk,
and Ball Ball!
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These sports are surely going to --
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-[Zooble]: Uh, yeah, sorry, no.
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I'm not gonna be on a team with that one.
-[blows kiss]
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-Zooble, why does all you do
is complaining?
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I never know what you want!
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-[Zooble]: We had a whole
suggestion box for that.
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-Yeah, Zooble and I constantly say
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we like more chill
and relaxing adventures.
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-Did you really
not like my softball one?
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-I'm not big into sports.
Sorry.
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-The suggestion box just causes
interpersonal drama.
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And me no likey.
-[Zooble]: Alright.
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You really wanna know what I want?
-Oh, no.
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-[Zooble]:
I want the ability to have ***.
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-No way.
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Are we FINALLY having
this conversation?
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-[stammers]
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[babbling]
[sinister music plays]
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♪♪
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[ding!]
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Oh.
Hi, Zooble!
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-[Zooble]: Do you have any
of that stupid sauce left?
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-What were we talking about?
Oh, yeah!
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How teamwork is essential
to making the dream work!
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-[Zooble]: Tell that to him!
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He's the one that
[BOINKS!] everything all the time.
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-You are in a mood today,
aren't you?
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-Now, now -- you know
what they say about assuming.
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It makes an "ass"
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out of "u" and "ming."
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-[Zooble]: "Ming"?
-Did Caine just say [BOINK]?"
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-[Ming]: Hi, I'm Ming,
and I really don't appreciate
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what your assumptions have done
to my reputation.
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-[Zooble]:
You made a whole guy for that?
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-Whatever the case,
it's evident now
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that there's quite a bit
of tension between you all.
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So, maybe what we actually need to do
are trust exercises!
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-[Zooble]:
I am not falling into Jax's arms,
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if that's what you mean.
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-Don't worry -- this will be
a two-way trust exercise,
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where you'll each have
to trust each other
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to not betray the other person.
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[snap!]
[shwing!]
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This is a private room,
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where nobody can see
or hear you once inside.
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And this...
[shwing!]
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...is a loaded gun!
-Oh, boy.
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-Character A will take the gun
into the private room
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and empty it out
of all its ammunition,
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then come out
and give it to Character B.
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Character B will then
take the gun
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and shoot themselves
in the head,
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trusting that Character A emptied it
in the private room.
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Character A will also
have to trust
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that Character B won't
turn the gun on them,
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so everyone is incentivized
to follow the rules
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and trust each other!
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-[Zooble]:
Sounds a little convoluted.
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-YOU LOOK CONVOLUTED!!!!
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Anyway, Jax,
why don't you start?
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-[Zooble]: Wh-- Him?!
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-Wait, what am I doing?
I wasn't paying attention.
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[rewound audio warbling]
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[clicks tongue]
Oh.
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-[yelps]
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-Or, yeah, we could
all just shoot each other.
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Here, have guns.
I don't care anymore.
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-Hooway!
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-[Zooble]: Wait, that's just it?
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"Here's guns, and have fun"?
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-I didn't say "have fun."
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-[Zooble]:
It's just a little aimless.
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-Use the sights.
-[Zooble]: Caine!
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-[growls]
FINE!
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We're bringing teams back.
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Pair up in teams of two.
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You all get three lives.
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Last team surviving
is the winner.
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Happy?
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-[Zooble]: Um, not really.
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-Well, that's not
my problem right now.
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I have an awards show to plan,
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so you guys are gonna have
to handle yourselves for a bit.
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You get five minutes
to figure the teams out.
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Once that's up,
it's a free-for-all.
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-Come on, saddy.
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You're coming with me.
-[gasps]
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I'm... actually gonna be
on a team with Zooble.
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-[Jax]: What?
No, you're not.
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We've been together
for every team adventure in the past.
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-[Zooble]: Guess times
are changing, bunny boy.
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-[grumbles]
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-Hey, you wanna be
on my team?
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-Uh, oh!
I-I'd love to, but --
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Well, uh, I really don't want Kinger
to get stuck with Jax.
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-Oh, yeah.
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Well, I-I could be
on Kinger's team.
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He and I
were together once,
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and it wasn't too bad.
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-U-Uh... Hmm.
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And have... me on...
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-Oh. Um.
Y-yeah.
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Just forget I asked.
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I'll be on Jax's team.
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-W-Wait.
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-Huh?
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-[stammers]
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-Like you said,
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probably good to keep Kinger
and Jax separate.
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I can keep Jax in check,
so don't worry about me.
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-U-Uh, hey, Pomni?
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I-If -- If you ever need
to talk to somebody...
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o-or need help
with anything, I'm here.
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-[laughs weakly]
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[both yelp]
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You have a partner yet?
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-Well, look who it is.
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You sure you can handle me
in all my glory?
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-Eh, I've been through worse.
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-Hey, Zooble?
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Do you wanna hold onto this
during today's game?
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-[Zooble]: Huh?
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-I... don't really trust myself
that much with it.
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And I also just...
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really want to be able
to fire a tommy gun
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while laughing maniacally,
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and I don't --
I don't want to break it
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before I get that chance.
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-[Zooble]: I'll keep it safe for you.
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[dramatic music plays]
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[clock ticking]
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[ding!]
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-Huh?
W-Wait, what?
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That counted?
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-[Zooble]: Uh, Caine?
-What?
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Oh, y-yeah, the guns
have been teleported
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to random spots in the circus.
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Go find 'em, champs.
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-WE NEED TO FIND
THE TOMMY GUN!!!
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-Uh, wait, Caine?
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I-I-I'm missing a life!
-[Kinger]: There's no time!
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-[yelps]
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-It'll be my pleasure
murdering all of you!
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-Uh, have fun, guys!
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-HAH!
You're so lame!
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♪♪
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[dramatic musical sting plays]
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-[Kinger]: Uh-huh.
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Ya little devil.
Alright.
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Now, I would bet our biggest concerns
would be Jax and Zooble.
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They're the youngest,
so they probably still have
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some youthful fighting spirit.
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-[sighs]
Man.
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I'm still missing a heart.
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This isn't fair.
-[Kinger]: Huh?
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Oh, I've got just the thing!
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Here, take this.
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[bing!]
[high tone chimes]
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-W-W-Wait,
what did you just do?
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What was that?
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-[Kinger]: It's a butterfly!
It can restore your health.
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-Did Caine mention that?
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-[Kinger]: Oh, nah.
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I made it up.
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-Uh...
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What?
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[door creaks]
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-So, who you gonna
kill first, Pompom?
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-Uh, I-I don't know if I'll really
be doing much of the killing.
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I-I'll just find guns for you,
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and you can do
all the violent stuff.
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You like that, right?
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-You know none of this
is real, right?
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-[stammers]
What do you mean?
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Like, the circus?
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-The game today
is literally to shoot each other,
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so what's the point
in taking this moral high ground?
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-Well, they're my friends.
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I don't really want to hurt them.
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[bang!]
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-Alright, let me be real here.
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Why do you care about that?
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-Uh, about not hurting my friends?
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-[sighs]
Look, I know what it's like.
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One day, you're somebody
in the real world
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doing important things.
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And then, the next,
you're just a weird little cartoon...
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jester.
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You want to hold onto
that part of you
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that still thinks
it's part of that world,
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but in the end,
what does it get you?
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Ragatha tries to be
all nice and friendly,
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but she gets torn up
every other adventure.
249
00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:03,126
Whether we like it or not,
250
00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:06,330
all we are now
is a bunch of cartoon characters.
251
00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,620
So what's the point
of pretending we're not?
252
00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:14,006
-We're still people though, right?
253
00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:17,016
-I thought we were at first,
but as time goes on,
254
00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,716
we just end up falling
into our archetypes.
255
00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:21,596
Become part of the machine.
256
00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,296
-What's your archetype, then?
257
00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,046
The villain?
-[scoffs]
258
00:10:25,070 --> 00:10:27,366
Listen, I add a key dynamic.
259
00:10:27,390 --> 00:10:29,266
I see how far
I can push things,
260
00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:32,516
I screw with people,
and I break the fourth wall.
261
00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:33,786
You wanna know why?
262
00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:35,466
It's 'cause it's funny.
263
00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:37,616
I do everything
'cause it's funny!
264
00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:39,546
'Cause I'm the funny one.
265
00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:41,546
-"The funny one"?
-Yeah!
266
00:10:41,570 --> 00:10:43,126
Ragatha's the cheerful one,
267
00:10:43,150 --> 00:10:44,636
Gangle's the sad one,
268
00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:46,176
Kinger's the crazy one,
269
00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,906
Zooble's the grumpy one,
270
00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:51,626
and you are the one
who hasn't figured that out yet.
271
00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:54,206
We all just became archetypes.
272
00:10:54,230 --> 00:10:57,290
I at least have the self-awareness
to choose who I am.
273
00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,956
-The funny one.
274
00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:01,616
-So, who do you want to be?
275
00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:04,016
No better chance than now
to try something new.
276
00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,466
You wanna go nuts?
277
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:08,776
You wanna finally work off
those weeks of rage and anguish
278
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,843
that have been
buildin' up inside you?
279
00:11:11,810 --> 00:11:13,396
I know you hate it here.
280
00:11:13,420 --> 00:11:14,786
Everyone does.
281
00:11:14,810 --> 00:11:18,376
But the silver lining is you can
pretty much do whatever you want.
282
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,316
Like, look at the way
you're aiming that gun.
283
00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:21,856
Too realistic.
284
00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,280
Just let loose!
285
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,206
-[inhales deeply]
286
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,410
[sighs]
287
00:11:30,430 --> 00:11:31,680
[blam!]
288
00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:32,730
Huh?
289
00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:35,406
Oh, what the heck.
290
00:11:35,430 --> 00:11:38,496
Today, I'm just gonna be evil.
291
00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:41,176
How's that?
-Heh, go for it!
292
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,376
-Yeah. Yeah!
293
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,326
Those other fools
better watch their tails,
294
00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:48,246
because they're going
to face the wrath
295
00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:51,196
of Pomni the Evil!
296
00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:54,630
[laughing malevolently]
297
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,880
-[scoffs]
It's kinda cringe.
298
00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:05,126
-Uh, are we really gonna be
shooting each other with these?
299
00:12:05,150 --> 00:12:06,736
-[Kinger]: It's either shoot or get sh--
300
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,150
Ah!
-Guh!
301
00:12:10,050 --> 00:12:11,056
-[Kinger]: Ragatha!
302
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:13,336
There's a sniper around this corner.
303
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,146
-[Zooble]: I think I got Kinger.
[shell clatters]
304
00:12:15,170 --> 00:12:17,726
-Uh, are you sure we're safe up here?
[gunfire]
305
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,150
[screams]
-[Zooble]: Whoa!
306
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,150
-[Kinger]: Tactical roll!
307
00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:27,656
Come on, Ragatha!
-Mm! [panting]
308
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,196
[Kinger screaming]
[gunfire]
309
00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:31,986
-Looks like we've located
the king and the ragdoll.
310
00:12:32,010 --> 00:12:33,010
-Uh, yeah.
311
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,516
I mean, yeah!
312
00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:36,766
Let's get 'em!
313
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:37,976
[punchy music plays]
314
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,896
-Uh, I don't even really know
how to fire a gun.
315
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,346
I don't know
how much use I'd be in --
316
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,423
[blam!]
317
00:12:44,376 --> 00:12:46,106
-Whoops!
Did I do that?
318
00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:47,796
-You missed a spot!
319
00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:50,186
-[yelps]
-Hah! You're so cool.
320
00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:51,790
[gunfire continues]
-[Kinger]: Ragatha, take cover!
321
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,496
-Huh?
[yelping]
322
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,106
-I'll take Rags.
You go Kinger.
323
00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:57,576
-Righty-o, evil bro.
324
00:12:58,470 --> 00:13:00,586
-I need a gun.
Need a gun, need a gun!
325
00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:02,120
[exclaims]
[panting]
326
00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:03,176
-Hah!
-[exclaims]
327
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,220
[gun clicks]
328
00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:07,830
Come on, man.
-Hup!
329
00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:11,026
♪♪
330
00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:12,976
-[yelping]
331
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,816
[panting]
Kinger?
332
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,746
Really use another one
of those butterflies!
333
00:13:17,770 --> 00:13:19,056
-Howdy, howdy.
-[screams]
334
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,106
I-I-I know exactly
what you're doing with Pomni,
335
00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:24,476
and it'll never work!
336
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,606
-Huh?
337
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:29,036
-You know,
getting close with Pomni...
338
00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:30,740
to corrupt her?
339
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,126
Wait, no, no, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
340
00:13:34,150 --> 00:13:35,170
[kablam!]
341
00:13:36,730 --> 00:13:38,106
-[coughs]
342
00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:41,395
-Oh, wow --
I didn't actually think that'd work.
343
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,420
[yelps]
344
00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:45,920
[gun clicking]
-[panting]
345
00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:50,630
[pop!]
Huh?
346
00:13:51,913 --> 00:13:52,940
Oh.
347
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:57,726
-I lost Kinger,
but I got him down to one life.
348
00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:00,876
-I lost a life,
but I got us down to one Kinger.
349
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:03,566
-How'd you let her
take a life off you?
350
00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:05,590
-I don't really know.
351
00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,326
-[Zooble]:
Hey, I found this AK... thing.
352
00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:15,966
If we can't find the tommy gun,
will this work?
353
00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:17,990
-Uh, yeah.
354
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,906
Do you...
355
00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:22,136
think...
356
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,596
Jax...
357
00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:26,376
is gonna be mad
that I didn't team up with him?
358
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,346
-[Zooble]: I wouldn't worry
about him right now.
359
00:14:28,370 --> 00:14:30,346
It's all just a game,
in the end.
360
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,706
-It's Jax, though.
361
00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:34,976
He probably wants revenge.
362
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,976
And he's gonna
make it painful, and --
363
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,816
-[Zooble]: Hey, you deserve
better than thinking about him
364
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,156
when he's not even here.
365
00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:43,696
You're a human.
366
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,180
You're not his toy.
367
00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:51,090
-It sometimes doesn't
feel that way.
368
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,266
-[Zooble]:
These avatar gimmicks, huh?
369
00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:01,640
Makes you wonder
why no one else got them.
370
00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:04,716
-I just wish that...
371
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:06,790
[sighs]
372
00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:12,296
How are you supposed to like
the part of yourself that just...
373
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,960
makes you worse
than everyone else?
374
00:15:14,984 --> 00:15:17,715
[melancholy music plays]
375
00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:20,640
-[Zooble]: 'Cause it exists.
376
00:15:20,664 --> 00:15:23,285
♪♪
377
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:26,226
It's a part of you that's real,
378
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:29,406
and the only you
that you should care about
379
00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:31,210
is the real you.
380
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,425
♪♪
381
00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:36,246
You have to choose
to love yourself,
382
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:38,636
even if it doesn't make sense.
383
00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:41,900
It's not natural.
It's intentional.
384
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,856
-Have...
385
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,446
you ever had
to make that choice?
386
00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,276
-[Zooble]: Huh?
-S-Sorry.
387
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,846
I mean... [laughs]
Of course not.
388
00:15:51,870 --> 00:15:54,470
You're Zooble.
[laughs weakly]
389
00:15:54,494 --> 00:16:01,494
♪♪
390
00:16:01,518 --> 00:16:02,726
♪♪
391
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,036
-[Zooble]: Whatever happens...
392
00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:06,126
I've got your back
if you've got mine.
393
00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:07,946
-Yeah.
394
00:16:07,970 --> 00:16:10,340
Now let's go kill Pomni and Jax.
395
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:13,946
-Alright, here's one.
396
00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:15,596
What's with the corn thing?
397
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:17,126
-[scoffs]
What corn thing?
398
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,126
-Why are you afraid of corn?
399
00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:20,736
And don't say that you're not.
400
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,656
You literally jumped out
of your seat twice when you saw some.
401
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,246
-Heh, not gonna let me
out of this one.
402
00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:27,670
Well, I dunno.
403
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:30,656
It's got a bunch
of little pods on it.
404
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,356
Looks kind of like an egg sack,
or somethin'.
405
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:35,086
It's gross.
Makes my skin crawl.
406
00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:36,906
-Interesting.
407
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:40,136
Do you have, like,
a type of trypophobia?
408
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,346
-What's that?
-The fear of lots of little holes.
409
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,546
-Eugh.
-Okay.
410
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:47,146
How about... pomegranates?
411
00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:48,166
-Awful.
412
00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:50,856
-I'm learning a lot
about you today.
413
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,656
-Heh, let's not forget
we're here to kill people.
414
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,606
We still need to find out
where nutso went
415
00:16:55,630 --> 00:16:57,606
before we can rest easy.
416
00:16:57,630 --> 00:16:58,650
-[gasps softly]
417
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,780
-[Kinger]:
I'm right behind you, aren't I?
418
00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:04,070
[yelps goofily]
419
00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:07,566
[punchy percussive music plays]
420
00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,656
[gunfire]
421
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:16,956
♪♪
422
00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:19,216
[lighter flicks]
[bullets clinking into cylinder]
423
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,740
-[Pomni]: There he is!
-[Kinger]: [yelps]
424
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:27,040
♪♪
425
00:17:27,065 --> 00:17:28,535
-[Pomni]: [yelps]
-[Jax]: Whoop, sorry.
426
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:32,906
♪♪
427
00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:36,566
-[Kinger]: I hope you guys are ready
for my ricochet super move!
428
00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:38,590
[gunfire]
[bullets whizzing]
429
00:17:42,870 --> 00:17:44,100
-[Jax]: Oh, here's the light.
430
00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:46,830
-Huh.
431
00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:49,863
-High-five!
-Yeah!
432
00:17:49,888 --> 00:17:52,666
[pop!]
-[Kinger]: Ah, what a game.
433
00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:55,226
Who knew Pomni could be
such a sharpshooter?
434
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,196
These adventures, huh?
435
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,446
And look,
even though we lost,
436
00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:04,280
at least we gave it
our all, right?
437
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,100
Um... you feeling alright?
438
00:18:14,450 --> 00:18:16,950
Are you upset that we lost?
439
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:23,200
Or are you upset
about something else?
440
00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:28,160
You wanna talk about it?
441
00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:32,646
-[sighs]
442
00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:34,876
[shakily]
I think...
443
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:37,470
I might have failed Pomni.
444
00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:41,870
Just like I failed Jax.
445
00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:45,146
I try too hard
to get on their good side,
446
00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:48,766
and then I just end up
pushing them away.
447
00:18:48,790 --> 00:18:51,046
And then, they end up hating me.
448
00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:53,166
-[Kinger]: Well, I don't think
anyone in here hates you.
449
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:55,336
-[scoffs]
Jax does!
450
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,185
Gangle and Zooble
don't ever talk to me,
451
00:18:57,210 --> 00:19:00,696
and Pomni probably won't
after today, either.
452
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,806
[sighs]
453
00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:04,666
She came to me
wanting to be on my team.
454
00:19:04,690 --> 00:19:06,696
I said no.
455
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,250
[sighs]
Why did I do that?
456
00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:12,496
-[Kinger]:
Maybe you just needed a break.
457
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:15,176
It sounds to me like you put a lot
of pressure on yourself
458
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,706
to be there for everyone,
and when you're not,
459
00:19:17,730 --> 00:19:20,196
you beat yourself up for it.
460
00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:22,826
You said you failed Pomni.
461
00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:25,280
W-Why do you feel that way?
462
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:28,666
-I don't know.
463
00:19:28,690 --> 00:19:32,176
I feel like every day,
we're drifting further apart.
464
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,876
Like she's seen through all my tricks
and doesn't trust me anymore.
465
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,436
Before I know it...
466
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:39,316
she'll be a different person.
467
00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:41,460
One who doesn't even
want me around.
468
00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:46,066
-[Kinger]: The way I see it,
469
00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:48,526
relationships are two-sided,
470
00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:51,246
and sometimes,
it doesn't make sense
471
00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:52,520
to do all the heavy lifting
472
00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:54,816
when the other isn't
in the mood.
473
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,636
We all go through
and deal with things differently,
474
00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,976
and sometimes,
you just need to let people
475
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,056
do things their own way --
476
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:05,466
as long as you're still there
when they need you.
477
00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:08,616
Giving someone space
should never be the same
478
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,536
as giving up on them.
479
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,176
[melancholy music plays]
480
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,566
-I don't even know
what I want.
481
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,396
I just want everyone
to be happy.
482
00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:22,850
And I don't want people
to hate me.
483
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,636
-[Kinger]: Do you hate yourself?
484
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:29,465
♪♪
485
00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:31,826
I hated myself.
486
00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:33,506
I couldn't help but hate myself
487
00:20:33,530 --> 00:20:36,460
for the things I thought
I was responsible for.
488
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:39,946
I thought I'd lost everything.
489
00:20:39,970 --> 00:20:41,256
But then...
490
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,856
you showed up.
491
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,776
And my outlook just...
492
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,100
changed.
493
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:51,816
There are always ways
to show you care
494
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,246
without ruining yourself over it.
495
00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:58,446
You need to look out for yourself
in all this, too.
496
00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:00,306
-I don't get it.
497
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,556
So often, nothing you say
makes any sense.
498
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:05,466
But then, you have
these moments where you...
499
00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:07,556
[laughs]
I don't know.
500
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,576
How do you do that?
501
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,536
How've you been around
for so long?
502
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,166
-[Kinger]: Heh.
503
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,916
I guess I just have
a resilient mind.
504
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,556
♪♪
505
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,310
[music fades out]
506
00:21:20,790 --> 00:21:22,006
-Breathtaking!
507
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,890
The committee's gonna love that.
508
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:26,880
[punchy, dramatic music plays]
509
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,976
-[Zooble]:
Are they still following us?
510
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,276
-Are you still following us?
511
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:34,236
-[Jax]: Yeah, we're still following you!
-[Pomni]: Where else would we be?
512
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,786
-They're still following us.
513
00:21:36,810 --> 00:21:38,706
-[Zooble]:
Alright, this is a long one.
514
00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,216
We're gonna have to run.
515
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,280
Let's go!
516
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,256
-Hah!
517
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:50,280
♪♪
518
00:21:50,304 --> 00:21:51,316
♪♪
519
00:21:51,340 --> 00:21:54,170
-[Zooble]: Ugh, we got so unlucky
with the drops here.
520
00:21:55,050 --> 00:21:57,156
-[gasps softly]
521
00:21:57,180 --> 00:21:58,640
It's time.
522
00:21:59,690 --> 00:22:00,916
-[Jax]: Why'd you stop shooting?
523
00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:02,416
You out of ammo?
524
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,046
-[Zooble]: Why'd you stop?
You out of ammo?
525
00:22:05,070 --> 00:22:06,436
-Pomni, got any ammo left?
526
00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:08,666
-Uh, I have one in the cylinder
527
00:22:08,690 --> 00:22:11,366
and one sniper round,
but no sniper rifle.
528
00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:12,686
-[scoffs]
Crap.
529
00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:14,456
-[laughing maniacally]
530
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,566
-[yelps]
531
00:22:15,590 --> 00:22:18,236
-[laughing continues]
532
00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:19,740
Yeah!
533
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,516
[all hollering]
534
00:22:23,540 --> 00:22:28,836
♪♪
535
00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:29,930
-[gasps]
536
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,000
-[exclaims]
-Ah!
537
00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:40,440
-[Zooble]: [BLEEP!]
538
00:22:45,332 --> 00:22:47,246
[lock clicks]
-You're just gonna hide in your room?
539
00:22:47,270 --> 00:22:48,290
-Coward!
540
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:52,530
[parts clicking, snapping]
541
00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:55,756
-[Zooble]: Huh.
542
00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:59,616
-[singing]
♪ Daisy ♪
543
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,006
♪ Daisy ♪
544
00:23:02,030 --> 00:23:03,846
-[both]: [harmonizing]
♪ Give me your answer, do ♪
545
00:23:03,870 --> 00:23:05,406
-[Zooble]: Are -- Are you seriously
♪ Give me your answer, do ♪
546
00:23:05,430 --> 00:23:06,796
gonna start singing that?
♪ Give me your answer, do ♪
547
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:11,636
-[both]:
♪ I'm half crazy ♪
548
00:23:11,660 --> 00:23:15,966
♪ All for the love of you ♪
549
00:23:15,990 --> 00:23:20,806
♪ It won't be a stylish marriage ♪
550
00:23:20,830 --> 00:23:25,616
♪ I can't afford a carriage ♪
551
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,876
♪ But you'll look sweet ♪
552
00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:30,036
♪ Upon the seat ♪
553
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:34,490
♪ Of a bicycle built for two ♪
554
00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:38,100
-Oh, wait -- I have a key
to Zooble's room.
555
00:23:40,396 --> 00:23:42,285
[kaboom!]
[grunts] Agh!
556
00:23:42,310 --> 00:23:44,337
AAAAAAAUGH!!
557
00:23:44,362 --> 00:23:47,362
[rousing rendition
of "Daisy Bell" plays]
558
00:23:47,387 --> 00:23:54,387
♪♪
559
00:23:54,412 --> 00:23:57,670
♪♪
560
00:23:57,695 --> 00:24:00,346
[groans]
Ugh... ow.
561
00:24:00,370 --> 00:24:02,156
-I can get 'em.
-W-Wait!
562
00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:04,440
-Trust me, partner!
I got this!
563
00:24:06,290 --> 00:24:07,310
-[sighs]
564
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,616
[dramatic music plays]
565
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:30,640
♪♪
566
00:24:30,664 --> 00:24:33,906
♪♪
567
00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:35,000
Hah!
568
00:24:35,030 --> 00:24:40,086
♪♪
569
00:24:40,110 --> 00:24:42,176
-[Zooble]: That's actual bull-[BOINK!].
570
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,216
Ow!
571
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:47,256
♪♪
572
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,746
Well, [DOINK!], man.
573
00:24:48,770 --> 00:24:50,746
Guess that's the end of that.
574
00:24:50,770 --> 00:24:52,570
See you on the flip side.
575
00:24:52,595 --> 00:24:55,594
♪♪
576
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,655
[blam!]
Agh!
577
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,800
[pop!]
578
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,336
What?
579
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,996
-[laughing]
580
00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:06,236
We did it!
581
00:25:06,260 --> 00:25:09,106
We made such a good team!
[laughs]
582
00:25:09,130 --> 00:25:11,146
-Ugh!
-[grunts]
583
00:25:11,170 --> 00:25:12,276
[stammers]
584
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,426
-[chuckles]
Well, to be fair,
585
00:25:15,450 --> 00:25:18,346
our competition
wasn't anything crazy.
586
00:25:18,370 --> 00:25:20,860
-Eh, yeah, true.
587
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:27,646
I suppose this is the part
where one of us betrays the other.
588
00:25:27,670 --> 00:25:28,680
Hah!
589
00:25:29,590 --> 00:25:31,176
-Huh?
Oh, yeah.
590
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,406
You can betray me.
591
00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:34,526
-Oh.
Uh -- I just --
592
00:25:34,550 --> 00:25:36,826
I thought this was gonna be
a mutual thing.
593
00:25:36,850 --> 00:25:38,600
-Nah, nah.
Go on, do it.
594
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,106
-I-I don't... really want to.
595
00:25:42,130 --> 00:25:43,676
-La-ame!
Come on!
596
00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:45,146
I thought you were cool.
597
00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:48,146
-We could just be winners.
598
00:25:48,170 --> 00:25:50,366
As a team.
-We're not a team!
599
00:25:50,390 --> 00:25:51,816
Come on.
-[stammers]
600
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,116
What do you mean?
Yes, we are.
601
00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:54,666
-Delusional.
602
00:25:54,690 --> 00:25:56,976
-W-Weren't we kind of bonding
603
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,236
over being chaotic-evil together?
604
00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:01,276
-[scoffs]
I was merely entertaining you
605
00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:03,336
because I thought it was funny.
606
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,596
Now, are you gonna
shoot me, or what?
607
00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:07,506
-Did I... do something wrong?
608
00:26:07,530 --> 00:26:10,036
-Ugh, you sound like
Ragatha right now.
609
00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:11,396
No wonder we're not a team.
610
00:26:11,420 --> 00:26:13,056
-No, I mean --
611
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:14,506
We were doing fine.
612
00:26:14,530 --> 00:26:16,816
Having fun, talking.
613
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,890
But you suddenly just --
-You're not committing.
614
00:26:20,090 --> 00:26:21,320
Do it.
615
00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:23,956
-If I shoot you right now,
616
00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:25,956
are we still gonna be
friends afterwards?
617
00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:27,586
-We were never friends.
618
00:26:27,610 --> 00:26:30,406
-Wh-- What about
all that stuff you told me?
619
00:26:30,430 --> 00:26:33,186
-Yeah, I did tell you
a lot, didn't I?
620
00:26:33,210 --> 00:26:35,396
Not looking forward
to thinking about that tomorrow.
621
00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:36,886
-No. No, no, no.
622
00:26:36,910 --> 00:26:38,466
We're not doing this.
623
00:26:38,490 --> 00:26:40,476
You're -- You're not gonna
look me in the eye
624
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,306
and tell me nothing
we've been doing together
625
00:26:42,330 --> 00:26:45,460
meant anything to you,
because I know that's not true.
626
00:26:46,350 --> 00:26:47,806
-Are you coming on to me?
627
00:26:47,830 --> 00:26:50,830
Yeah, that's what everybody wants --
a straight couple.
628
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:53,436
-Oh, my God,
can you take this seriously?
629
00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:55,666
Can you take anything seriously?
630
00:26:55,690 --> 00:26:58,376
-Dude, you're a cartoon clown.
631
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,196
How am I supposed
to take you seriously?
632
00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:02,196
-Wh-- I --
[exclaims softly]
633
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:03,936
You reached out to me,
634
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,786
not the other way around.
635
00:27:05,810 --> 00:27:08,306
You're just gonna pretend
that didn't happen?
636
00:27:08,330 --> 00:27:10,116
-You must be misremembering.
637
00:27:10,140 --> 00:27:12,356
-Is this why you didn't show up
to Kaufmo's funeral?
638
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,356
-I don't show up
to ANY funerals.
639
00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:16,926
-Yeah, I bet you don't --
because you're scared.
640
00:27:16,950 --> 00:27:20,406
Y-You're scared you'll actually show
a human emotion.
641
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:23,046
-I'm scared I'll be
BORED to TEARS.
642
00:27:23,070 --> 00:27:25,066
-Have you ever thought
that this might be
643
00:27:25,090 --> 00:27:27,496
what causes people
to abstract in the first place?
644
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,376
-[laughs bitterly]
Oh, my GOD!
645
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,226
Are you seriously
gonna blame me for something
646
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:33,056
that everybody else did, too?!
647
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,086
You didn't even know him!
648
00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:37,356
You don't even know what people are like
before they abstract!
649
00:27:37,380 --> 00:27:40,516
They are NOT pleasant
to be around --
650
00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:41,786
like, at all!
651
00:27:41,810 --> 00:27:43,465
You --
652
00:27:43,490 --> 00:27:45,176
[scoffs]
653
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,826
-I-I'm... I'm sorry.
654
00:27:47,850 --> 00:27:49,850
-[clicks tongue]
I'm sure you are.
655
00:27:51,150 --> 00:27:53,866
[hisses through teeth]
Hoo, man!
656
00:27:53,890 --> 00:27:57,070
This is all sorts
of embarrassing, huh?
657
00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:59,160
So, you gonna
shoot me, or what?
658
00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:03,480
-What would you do
if I abstracted tomorrow?
659
00:28:06,890 --> 00:28:08,130
-I'd move on.
660
00:28:09,670 --> 00:28:11,843
And probably forget about you.
661
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:15,800
-Okay.
662
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,100
Okay.
663
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,090
I understand.
664
00:28:27,060 --> 00:28:28,406
-[scoffs]
[chuckles bitterly]
665
00:28:28,430 --> 00:28:32,040
Geez, you really can't
take a joke, can you?
666
00:28:34,690 --> 00:28:36,626
-[exclaims]
-[grunts]
667
00:28:36,650 --> 00:28:38,886
-You're not the funny one!
668
00:28:38,910 --> 00:28:40,856
-Uh, I don't think that counts.
669
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,306
-[hollers]
-[grunts]
670
00:28:42,330 --> 00:28:44,130
-[growling]
-[choking]
671
00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:47,666
Hey, what are you doing?!
672
00:28:47,690 --> 00:28:49,126
-[grunting]
-Guh.
673
00:28:49,150 --> 00:28:50,616
Agh!
-[panting]
674
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,800
-Guh!
-[chomps]
675
00:28:53,670 --> 00:28:55,416
-Fight back!
-Are you crazy?!
676
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,866
-I said, fight back!
677
00:28:56,890 --> 00:28:58,890
[both grunting, hollering]
678
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:01,990
-Stop!
679
00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:03,930
[both panting]
680
00:29:06,290 --> 00:29:07,636
What's wrong with you?!
681
00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:09,946
-Why didn't you fight back?
-Oh, here we go.
682
00:29:09,970 --> 00:29:11,176
Here we go!
683
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:15,026
Because I didn't fight back,
that means I secretly care about you?!
684
00:29:15,050 --> 00:29:18,056
I'm just a misunderstood
little chicken fetus in an egg
685
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,466
that needs to be cracked open.
686
00:29:19,490 --> 00:29:21,916
Well, I am not!
687
00:29:21,940 --> 00:29:23,376
I do not care about you,
688
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,406
or anyone else in this circus
in the slightest!
689
00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:28,776
End of story!
690
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,336
You are my playthings,
691
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:35,806
and I get joy
out of making you suffer.
692
00:29:35,830 --> 00:29:39,146
I'm the one
who causes pain for fun!
693
00:29:39,170 --> 00:29:40,886
If I led you on,
694
00:29:40,910 --> 00:29:44,300
it was just to make this part
hurt you more.
695
00:29:46,630 --> 00:29:47,630
[BOINK!]
696
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,360
[DOINK!]
697
00:29:51,380 --> 00:29:53,196
[panting]
698
00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:55,220
There's nothing more to me.
699
00:29:56,430 --> 00:30:00,000
So, please, just stop looking.
700
00:30:06,740 --> 00:30:09,740
[upbeat fanfare plays]
701
00:30:09,765 --> 00:30:16,580
♪♪
702
00:30:16,604 --> 00:30:18,595
♪♪
703
00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:20,056
[both grunt softly]
704
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,346
-Hey, I -- I feel like, uh --
-I-I have something I --
705
00:30:22,370 --> 00:30:24,160
You can speak first.
-No, you go.
706
00:30:25,510 --> 00:30:27,626
Let's talk after the show.
707
00:30:27,650 --> 00:30:29,765
-Yeah, sounds good.
708
00:30:29,790 --> 00:30:35,556
♪♪
709
00:30:35,580 --> 00:30:37,430
♪♪
710
00:30:37,455 --> 00:30:40,220
[overlapping chatter]
711
00:30:45,457 --> 00:30:48,457
[cheers and applause]
712
00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:52,226
-[Caine]:
Ladies and gentlemen,
713
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:56,736
it's time for
the Favorite Character Awards!
714
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,256
Before anything starts,
I'd like to thank...
715
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,646
[deep voice]
THE COMMITTEE...
716
00:31:00,670 --> 00:31:02,016
[normal voice]
for examining our nominees
717
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,656
and voting on our winners.
718
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,276
-[Committee Members]:
We love you, Caine!
719
00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:07,636
-Sh- Shut up.
-[Committee Member]: Okay...
720
00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:09,216
-[Caine]:
But what's an award show
721
00:31:09,241 --> 00:31:12,600
without honorable mentions
and subcategories?
722
00:31:12,625 --> 00:31:14,928
That's right -- it's bad!
723
00:31:14,953 --> 00:31:17,005
[muffled]
Unlike my show, which is good.
724
00:31:17,030 --> 00:31:20,030
[muffled music continues]
725
00:31:20,054 --> 00:31:21,566
♪♪
726
00:31:21,590 --> 00:31:23,436
-[panting]
727
00:31:23,460 --> 00:31:25,436
[heartbeat thudding]
728
00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:27,810
[muffled music fades]
[high-pitched ringing]
729
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,746
[sighs]
730
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:36,766
[muffled music fades in]
[ringing fades out]
731
00:31:36,790 --> 00:31:39,881
♪♪
732
00:31:39,906 --> 00:31:42,186
God, you look stupid.
733
00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:44,206
[toilet flushes]
734
00:31:44,230 --> 00:31:46,651
♪♪
735
00:31:46,676 --> 00:31:47,176
-[Disappearing Guy]: So--
736
00:31:48,970 --> 00:31:53,416
-And the award
for Biggest Sailor Mouth goes to...
737
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:54,616
Zooble!
738
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,616
[cheers and applause]
-[Zooble]: Huh?
739
00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:03,640
♪♪
740
00:32:03,664 --> 00:32:05,497
♪♪
741
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:13,916
-Alright, folks, it's now the moment
you've all been waiting for...
742
00:32:13,940 --> 00:32:17,566
the award for Favorite Character!
743
00:32:17,590 --> 00:32:20,386
Bubble, give me a drum roll.
[drum roll plays]
744
00:32:20,410 --> 00:32:24,880
-And the award
for Favorite Character goes to...
745
00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:26,820
Why...
746
00:32:26,850 --> 00:32:28,990
it's me, everyone!
747
00:32:33,390 --> 00:32:36,406
Oh, wait, I misread that.
748
00:32:36,430 --> 00:32:37,716
It's Ming.
749
00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:42,835
♪♪
750
00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:45,336
-[Ming]: You shouldn't have
assumed you won the award.
751
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,360
Now we both look foolish.
752
00:32:51,683 --> 00:32:54,606
[upbeat jazzy music plays]
753
00:32:54,630 --> 00:33:01,630
♪♪
754
00:33:01,654 --> 00:33:08,654
♪♪
755
00:33:08,678 --> 00:33:16,503
♪♪
756
00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:18,316
[Captioned by Foulweather Studios]
757
00:33:18,340 --> 00:33:25,340
♪♪
758
00:33:25,364 --> 00:33:32,356
♪♪
759
00:33:40,662 --> 00:33:42,926
-Alrighty.
760
00:33:42,950 --> 00:33:46,336
Now, let's see how many of them
voted for me.
761
00:33:49,989 --> 00:33:51,001
Heh.
762
00:33:51,026 --> 00:33:52,173
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