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[peppy electronic music plays]
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♪♪
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[voices echoing throughout]
[Caine]: Welcome to the Amazing Digital Circus!
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[Jax]: Pomni.
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[Caine]: Pomni.
[Ragatha]: Pomni.
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[Jax]: Pomni.
[Ragatha]: Pomni...
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[Caine]: Pomni!
[Ragatha]: Pomni!
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[Jax]: Pomni.
[Caine]: Pomni!
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[Ragatha]: Pomni!
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-Hello?
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[heartbeat thudding]
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[dark, ugly music plays]
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♪♪
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[screams]
No! No! No!
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[stammers] Caine!
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Somebody, help me!
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Please!
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♪♪
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[shrieks]
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No! No!
[Caine]: [laughs]
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Looks like our new friend's already abstracted.
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-[chuckles] Well, I guess
we're not all cut out for it.
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-I don't even remember her name, honestly.
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♪♪
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[doorbell rings]
[yelps] [wailing]
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[groans] Huh?
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-Hey, Pomni.
How'd you sleep?
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Are you still sleeping?
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I'll let you get back to it,
if you are.
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There she is.
Hope you're doin' all right.
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I know yesterday was a bit of a doozy.
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-"A doozy."
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-Oh, and don't worry about the whole
"abandoning me for the exit" thing.
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It's perfectly understandable
what you were going through at the time,
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and there's no hard feelings.
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[laughs]
Yer all good.
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-Huh?
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-Uh, well, let's forget about all that.
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Caine's got a new adventure today,
and judging by what he's been teasing,
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it seems like it's gonna be a fun one.
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-Today's adventure is...
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That's right!
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The Candy Canyon Kingdom's been robbed
of their most valuable resource --
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maple syrup!
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It's up to you to bring
the rotten bandits who stole it
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to sweet, buttery justice!
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-An entire kingdom of candy?
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Sounds sticky.
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-Very sticky, indeed.
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-Sounds [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!].
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-Bubble, you can't say that.
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[Zooble]:
Mmmmmmmmmmm, nope.
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-Zooble, wait!
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I-I'm testing out a new AI in this one!
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It should be 57 times more immersive!
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- Ooh, a new AI.
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You don't want to mess with the new AI, Zoobie?
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[Zooble]: Uh, yeah, no.
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-Whoa, sounds fun.
What do you think, Pomni?
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-So, our entire existence here...
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is just LARPing?
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-W-Well, uh --
-Why are you all just standing there?!
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The -- The Canyon --
C-Canyon Candy Kingdom needs you now!
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Hmm?
-Nah, thanks. I'm trying to quit.
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[majestic music plays]
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♪♪
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[cheers and applause]
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♪♪
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-Wow, Kinger, check out this castle.
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It's amazing!
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[Kinger]: They've even got
little candy bugs here.
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It's so beautiful.
-Yeah, this place is great!
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-LOOK!!! It's the princess!!
-[whimpers]
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[trumpet fanfare plays]
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-Ah, you must be the brave knights
sent to us by God...
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to help us with our recent catastrophe.
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-That's us, ma'am.
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Your kingdom's awesome, by the way.
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Love the vibe.
-[giggles]
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I like you already.
-Look, Pomni.
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We're already friends with the princess.
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-I'm not a child.
You don't have to hype me up.
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-I assume you've been informed of your mission.
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The bandits that robbed us
used a modded syrup tanker,
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so we figured the best way
to go head-to-head with them
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is to give you a war rig of your own.
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[truck engine rumbling]
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-Aagh!
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-Ooh, violence.
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-What time period is this supposed to be, again?
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-Here's the key back into the kingdom
for when you've secured the goods.
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I trust you not to let it fall into the wrong hands?
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-You can count on me, Your Highness.
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-Oh, please.
Call me Loo.
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-[chuckles] Will do, Loo.
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-I call shotgun.
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[goofy, distorted warble]
Oh, God, is that the horn?
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[groans] That sucks.
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Gangle, you drive.
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-Farewell, good knights.
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I have every faith in you!
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[truck engine revs]
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♪♪
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[truck horn warbles]
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♪♪
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[insects chirping]
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[all with Australian accents]
-D'you think your mum's gonna pull through
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if we get all this back to the village?
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-I'm sure she will.
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This much syrup would save hundreds of people.
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-We won't know for sure
until we get back to the village.
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She's a fighter, though.
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She taught me everything I know.
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Oy! Don't get too comfy, lads.
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Looks like they've sent someone after us.
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-All right, Gangle,
when we catch up to 'em,
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I'll jump over, crawl inside,
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and shoot 'em repeatedly
until they're unrecognizable.
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-I feel like that violates
some kind of convention.
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-You're violating my ears with your clap-back.
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Get driving, driver!
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-So, Pomni, I'm sure there's some way
you could help out here.
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Maybe when we catch up to them, we could --
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-We could be assertive. Like this!
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-Hey!
-[screams]
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-Jax!
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-[groaning]
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-Ah, that's perfect! Just hold that pose.
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I gotta get something.
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-Jax, you [BOINK!]
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-You know, I swear there was some kind
of bazooka back here, but...
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[scoffs]
...I'm having such trouble finding it.
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[Kinger]: Pomni, take this!
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-Egh...
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-Here it is.
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All right, Pomni, you just stay like that,
and I'll cross over you.
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-Are you kidding me?!
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Ow!
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-Nice going, Pomni --
now I have no bridge.
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-Ah-hah! Gotcha!
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[bang!] [air whistling]
Me arms aren't long enou-- Whoa!
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♪♪
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[brass hit!]
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-This lot's trouble.
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Let's see how their rig does
on those rocks around there.
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-Me arms aren't short enough to shift the gear.
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♪♪
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[rapid brass hits!]
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-Ooh, now we're cookin'!
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Hey! Ribbons! Up and at 'em!
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-I don't think we --
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-Aren't you supposed to be
submissive and agreeable?
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Move it!
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-[wailing]
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♪♪
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-Oh, these fellas just don't know
when to quit, do they?
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[rapid brass hits!]
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Hey! Quit muckin' about
and get back up here!
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-Oh, yeah. Right.
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-[groans] Everyone all right?
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[Kinger]: Can you repeat the question?
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I couldn't hear you over the knives.
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-Hey, Gangle.
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You should ram into 'em.
-What?
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-You should NOT ram them!
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Pomni's still on board!
[crash!]
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-Do it. It'll be epic.
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[Ragatha]: Why are there so many
knives back here?!
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-Do it, or I'll tell Ragatha
about the figurine thing.
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-Guh!
[laughs nervously]
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♪♪
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-Are you guys trying to [BOINK!] kill me?!
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-These guys are whack jobs!
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Let's give them some of this.
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-Aww, no more ramming?
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Guess I HAVE to tell Ragatha
about the thing now.
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[Gangle]: What?!
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-Oh. You're still up here.
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-Guuuuuuys?
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[Kinger]: Pomni, take this!
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-Uh, hey, Kinger,
is that rope attached to anything?
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-Uhhhh.
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I don't know.
Let me check.
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[clang!]
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-[grunts]
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♪♪
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-W-W-What? Wha?
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-I blame YOU for this.
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[SPLORCH!]
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[tires squealing]
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-[screams]
-[grunts]
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH--
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Oog! Ack!
[grunts]
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[wailing] OHHHH, NO!!!
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[hollering]
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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[grunts softly]
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[voice echoing]
Lads?
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[mutters softly]
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Hello?
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[eerie ambient music plays]
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Anyone?
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[breathing shakily throughout]
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♪♪
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Huh?
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♪♪
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Uh...
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♪♪
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[gasps]
[breathing heavily]
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♪♪
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-Guh! [wails]
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[grunts]
-[gasps]
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-[groans]
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Huh?
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-Where are we?
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W-What's all this?
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-I-I don't know.
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W-We're somewhere under the map, I think.
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-"Map"?
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Why aren't you
or any of your crew up here?
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-I-I'm not sure.
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Be-- Because we're not, uh, NPCs?
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-"NPCs"?
What are you on about?
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What are you people?
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♪♪
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What am I?
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♪♪
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Where's Mum?
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-Y-You have a mom?
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-Shouldn't she be here with everyone else?
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[shakily]
I can't even remember her face.
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Did she ever have a face?
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Was anything ever real?
-Okay, w-w-wait.
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Don't -- Don't think about that.
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I-I-I think there...
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must be a way to launch ourselves back up.
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Right?
-[hyperventilating]
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♪♪
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-I want you to tell me exactly what I am.
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♪♪
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[fudge splorching]
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[whimsical music plays]
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♪♪
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-[groans]
Is everybody okay?
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-No...
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-Oh, man.
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Poor Pomni.
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I hope she's all right.
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-"Poor Pomni"?
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How about "poor us"?
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We're one tanker away
from being Augustus Glooped!
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-[groaning]
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Oh, what's that?
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Do my eyes deceive me?
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A delicious gift from within the kingdom gates?
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Don't mind if I do.
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy!
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We're not food! We're not candy!
We're none of that!
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You don't want to eat us!
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00:12:47,970 --> 00:12:50,310
-Wh-- You're not candy?
263
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:54,810
How am I expected to eat something
that's not made of candy?
264
00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:56,560
I'm sorry.
265
00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:59,680
[Kinger]: Pomni always seems
to miss the big, gloopy monsters.
266
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,250
-Who are you, anyway?
267
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:04,490
-I am the Fudge.
268
00:13:04,490 --> 00:13:07,630
I used to live within the kingdom walls,
269
00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:10,970
but I was banished by that rotten princess
270
00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:15,350
after I ate too many of the delicious townfolk.
271
00:13:15,350 --> 00:13:17,990
Oh, they were so delicious.
272
00:13:17,990 --> 00:13:21,320
Sometimes I can hear them...
calling to me.
273
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,960
[townsfolk screaming]
274
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,530
-Oh, God.
275
00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:26,600
That just sounds like murder.
276
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,280
-Is it really murder if it's delicious?
277
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,690
Answer me that.
278
00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:33,990
-You make a great point.
-Uh, no, bad point!
279
00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:37,550
-Why don't you leave this to me before I start
thinking your hair looks like licorice?
280
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,620
-Jax!
281
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:41,090
[Kinger]: Oh, wow, it kind of does.
-Stop!
282
00:13:41,090 --> 00:13:45,700
-Well, Mr. Fudge, you seem like
an upstanding guy with real noble goals.
283
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,540
-Oh, I'm not.
284
00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:49,710
If you knew what I did in my free time --
285
00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:51,510
Oh, you'd be SICKENED!
286
00:13:51,510 --> 00:13:53,620
-[clears throat]
As I was saying.
287
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:56,370
I happen to know a way into the kingdom walls...
288
00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:58,790
if you'd be willing to help us out in return.
289
00:13:58,790 --> 00:14:00,790
-Hey, when did you --
-Shut up, licorice hair.
290
00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:02,150
[Kinger]: Here, hide it with this.
291
00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:06,350
-Oh, you must be some kind of master
of unlocking things,
292
00:14:06,350 --> 00:14:09,230
come to free me from my outdoor prison.
293
00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:10,280
-That's me.
294
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:14,410
All we need you to do is help us
bring some dirty bandits to justice.
295
00:14:14,410 --> 00:14:15,610
[air rushing]
-AUGH--
296
00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:22,460
-I saw the reaper wink at me...
297
00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:24,450
-Wait, w-w-what just happened?
298
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,880
[lollipop stick creaking]
299
00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,300
-Uhh...
300
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:43,830
y-you wanna try helping out at all?
301
00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:45,460
[laughs nervously]
302
00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:46,980
Or are you still...
303
00:14:52,510 --> 00:14:53,690
Hey.
304
00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:55,450
You okay?
305
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,520
-No.
306
00:14:58,990 --> 00:15:00,980
-You wanna talk about it?
307
00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:03,440
-What is there to talk about?
308
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,980
-I don't just want to leave you here.
309
00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:08,420
-Why not?
310
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,670
I don't matter in the slightest.
311
00:15:11,670 --> 00:15:13,300
I'm nothing.
312
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,630
My life, my memories...
313
00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:17,710
...my friends...
314
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,380
It's all fake.
315
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,980
-This may seem weird, but...
316
00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:31,270
I think I know the feeling.
317
00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:33,320
Well, m-maybe not...
318
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,280
the e-exact feeling, but...
319
00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:39,350
Feeling like you're nothing is...
320
00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:40,650
kind of normal.
321
00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:42,980
I mean, people even feel like that
322
00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:46,300
in the world I came from.
323
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:47,560
But...
324
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:52,120
Y-you still care about your buddies
up there, don't you?
325
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:55,280
I'm sure they still care about you.
326
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,960
-What does it matter?
327
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,970
What do we have when you people leave?
328
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,120
We're just obstacles...
329
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,640
created to be defeated and forgotten.
330
00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:08,310
-Well...
331
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,970
You don't have to be.
332
00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:14,440
The -- The circus --
333
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,350
th-- the place I'm from?
334
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,580
Well, I --
335
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:20,440
I'm originally from somewhere else.
336
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,520
But...
337
00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:24,970
If it has to be my home...
338
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:27,960
...Maybe it can be yours, too.
339
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,990
The people there are... interesting...
340
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,520
at the very least.
341
00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:36,390
Maybe you...
342
00:16:36,390 --> 00:16:37,560
[sighs]
343
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,970
...Could be somebody real there.
344
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,620
-Why are you trying to cheer me up?
345
00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:47,420
How does this benefit you at all?
346
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:52,640
-I guess I just don't want you
to feel like you're nothing.
347
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:56,720
I don't want anybody to feel like that.
348
00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,160
-But I'm not even a real person.
349
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,650
Would I even belong?
350
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,980
-I'm sure you wouldn't belong any less than me.
351
00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:07,740
[chuckles] And...
352
00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:09,980
I could use a friend.
353
00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:11,600
-"A friend."
354
00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,970
You're a strange little character.
355
00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:17,980
Suppose I could give it a try.
356
00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:22,560
All I ask is that we don't tell the lads about this.
357
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,750
They're a couple of bright-eyed yobbos,
358
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,590
and I don't want to drag 'em down with me.
359
00:17:26,590 --> 00:17:28,980
-[chuckles]
Yeah, that makes sense.
360
00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:31,080
What's your name, by the way?
361
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,320
-Gummigoo.
362
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,970
-Wow, that's...
363
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,970
just about as dumb as my name.
364
00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:38,810
-What'd you have in mind
in terms of getting us out of here?
365
00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:41,240
-[stammers] I don't know.
366
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:45,390
M-M-Maybe some kind of glitch
with the truck's collisions?
367
00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:47,440
I'm not really sure how we could...
368
00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:53,560
All right, I'm just throwing stuff
at the wall here.
369
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,480
If this doesn't work,
we could try something else.
370
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,890
-You're the expert here.
371
00:17:56,890 --> 00:17:58,970
-[laughs nervously]
I'm really not.
372
00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:00,400
But let's see how it goes.
373
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,120
[engine turns over]
374
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,970
[blocks thudding]
375
00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:06,890
I just realized,
this might be a little vio--
376
00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:08,970
[KABOOM!!]
377
00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:11,970
[trippy music plays]
378
00:18:11,970 --> 00:18:42,520
♪♪
379
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:49,560
-Gotta say, this is a lot more anti-climactic
than I was hoping it'd be.
380
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,560
-What were you hoping for?
381
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:54,520
-You know, like, one big, final battle.
382
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,680
Bloodshed. Death. Chaos!
383
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:57,720
Whatever.
384
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,590
-Are you sure they disappeared?
385
00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:02,250
It wasn't that they fell off, or something?
386
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:03,860
-[stammers]
I can't say for sure, but, uh --
387
00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:05,130
Yes, definitely.
388
00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:07,520
-It's not like the boss to vanish with a clown.
389
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,640
Very unusual.
390
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,620
-Well, that's... concerning.
391
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,860
[Kinger]: [muffled]
Well, if worst comes to worst,
392
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:16,180
we could always ask Caine to find her.
393
00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:19,290
-I'm more worried she's having
another horrible experience.
394
00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:22,560
She still seems really upset
about what happened yesterday.
395
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,230
I don't think she really likes me that much.
396
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,230
[Kinger]: It's a lot
for anybody to go through.
397
00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:28,900
Don't take it too personally.
398
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,290
I remember how long it took for you to adjust.
399
00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:32,980
-O-Oh. Yeah.
400
00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:35,660
I'm surprised you remember that.
401
00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:38,200
[Kinger]: [normal voice]
Remember what?
402
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,980
[muffled explosion]
403
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,330
-Do you guys have a second truck that flies?
404
00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:46,200
-Yeah. Oh, wait --
No, we don't.
405
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,990
No, not at all.
[air rushing]
406
00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:52,240
-[groans] Down I go.
407
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,580
[upbeat music plays]
408
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:01,090
-[laughs]
Couldn't keep it in, could --
409
00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:04,980
[rattles lips]
410
00:20:06,630 --> 00:20:09,490
-Uh, what's all this stuff?
411
00:20:09,490 --> 00:20:11,100
-Pomni! Are you okay?
412
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:12,440
W-What happened?
413
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,060
-Yeah, I'm fine.
414
00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:16,470
I, uh -- I made a new friend.
415
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,450
-Boss! Where have you been?
416
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:20,800
We got fudged.
417
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,220
-You don't wanna know.
418
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:23,600
Good to see you, lads.
419
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:27,980
♪♪
420
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:30,450
-Why are there two bad-guy trucks?
421
00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:35,620
♪♪
422
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:38,060
[Kinger]: This one's full of syrup, too.
423
00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:40,130
-Oh, yeah. Suppose it is.
424
00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:42,170
Well, uh, you don't suppose
my mates here could, uh,
425
00:20:42,170 --> 00:20:44,170
take this one back
to the village, could they?
426
00:20:44,170 --> 00:20:45,420
-I guess.
427
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:48,400
Since there's two of them,
there'd be no real harm.
428
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:53,330
-I'm so unbelievably disappointed right now.
429
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:57,550
-Well, maybe there'll be blood, death,
and violence in the next adventure.
430
00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,510
-Ha-ha-ha-ha. How wholesome.
431
00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:00,560
-O-O-Oh, yeah.
432
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,150
Uh, this is Gummigoo.
433
00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:06,300
He's gonna come back to the circus with us.
434
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:09,520
-Oh! Uh, i-is that allowed?
435
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,400
-His reality was kind of...
436
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,470
completely shattered?
437
00:21:14,470 --> 00:21:17,650
I feel like it was the least I could offer him.
438
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:20,200
Opposed to just leaving him behind.
439
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,630
-[chuckles] Hey.
440
00:21:21,630 --> 00:21:23,480
That's good of you, Pomni.
-UGH!
441
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:27,410
Let's take this DUMB truck
to the DUMB kingdom, I guess!
442
00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:29,980
[cheers and applause]
443
00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:31,760
-Thanks to you brave knights,
444
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,360
our kingdom will once again thrive.
445
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,450
I'm sure it was no easy task.
446
00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:38,980
-You have no idea.
447
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,580
-Farewell, brave knights.
448
00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:43,990
Have fun executing that bandit fella!
449
00:21:43,990 --> 00:21:44,880
-Yes.
450
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,170
That is what we're doing.
451
00:21:47,170 --> 00:21:49,480
[distant explosion booms]
452
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:50,630
-Oh, hey!
453
00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:53,260
Maybe I didn't leave the gate unlocked
for nothing after all.
454
00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:55,260
[approaching rumbling]
-Uh, what? I-I thought he was dead!
455
00:21:55,260 --> 00:21:57,250
You still did that?!
-Okay, wait.
456
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,550
[The Fudge]: [chuckling]
-Y-You did what, now?
457
00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:01,400
-Well, love to help you again sometime! Bye!
[The Fudge]: [laughing]
458
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,440
[distant townsfolk screaming]
459
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:07,400
-Welcome back,
my little hard-shelled hamburgers!
460
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,060
-So, this is the circus, huh?
461
00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:10,320
I could get used to this.
-Oop!
462
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,320
Looks like one of these guys
made it through.
463
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,980
-Wait, wha-- Blagh!
464
00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:17,500
-W-W-Wait, wha--?
465
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:20,350
-I know you guys love your NPCs,
466
00:22:20,350 --> 00:22:23,580
but if I start losing track
of who's a human and who's an NPC,
467
00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:26,270
who knows...
what could happen...
468
00:22:30,210 --> 00:22:32,550
-[laughing manically]
469
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,970
-Welp, I'm gonna go drink water!
470
00:22:38,970 --> 00:22:40,970
It's been a while since I've done that.
471
00:22:40,970 --> 00:22:42,440
[swoosh!]
472
00:22:43,990 --> 00:22:46,500
[Zooble]: Sheesh,
I thought he'd never leave.
473
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,660
-I'm really sorry about that, Pomni.
474
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,280
At least you tried.
475
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,960
You know, he might be back in a future adventure.
476
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,400
I know Caine sometimes likes to reuse NPCs.
477
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,310
[Zooble]: Got everything ready.
478
00:23:02,310 --> 00:23:03,600
-Hey...
479
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,560
You at least wanna join us
for Kaufmo's funeral?
480
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:12,660
We like to have a little funeral service
to remember the people who abstract.
481
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:17,280
This one just got pushed around a bit
with your arrival and everything.
482
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,970
[Kinger]: It's the least we can do
to honor their memory.
483
00:23:19,970 --> 00:23:22,970
[pensive, melancholy music plays]
484
00:23:22,970 --> 00:23:31,450
♪♪
485
00:23:31,450 --> 00:23:32,640
-Oh, man.
486
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,840
I always think I'm prepared for these things,
487
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,840
but then you set up the picture and, well...
488
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,960
I'm already breaking.
489
00:23:42,990 --> 00:23:45,560
[no audible dialogue throughout]
490
00:23:45,560 --> 00:24:24,970
♪♪
491
00:24:26,970 --> 00:24:29,970
[upbeat, jazzy music plays]
492
00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:51,650
♪♪
493
00:24:51,650 --> 00:24:53,650
~CAPTIONED BY FOULWEATHER STUDIOS~
494
00:24:53,650 --> 00:25:07,760
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