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Come on, you look great. Honey, you look absolutely beautiful.

Look at you, turkey boy. Haven't you looked at yourself in a while?

Come on, come on, come on.

Wow.

Thank you, mother. Thank you, mother. That looks really good. Come on, sit

Honey, don't you think your costume looks great?

Yes, me too. It looks lovely.

Wow. Bye, guys. Let's go to the toilet.

Thank you. Thank you.

The best holiday ever.

I think it's time for family prayer. What do you think, huh?

Everyone close your eyes.

Amen. Thank you. Amen.

Amen. Amen.

Amen.

Thanksgiving, guys.

Sorry if I, uh, give my costume and the food. It's just... Just keep your arms

off the table.

Alright, guys.

This moment's great.

Don't ruin this for your father.

That's not right.

Yeah, don't ruin this for dad.

Don't ruin it. Don't be funny, I don't think.

Stop it.

Hey,

please go down the table.

Let's see what we're thankful for. Okay?

Right, you start.

Alright.

I'm thankful for my guitar.

I'm thankful for my car.

I'm thankful for this costume.

And I have a lot of friends I'm thankful for.

Her mom's great. Yeah, and I'm thankful for the

coal in the costume.

That's great.

I'm also thankful for this food. Oh my God.

I'm really thankful for the bread, and I'm thankful for the mashed potatoes.

And I'm thankful for the green beans and the chicken.

I'm thankful for the wine. My stepmother -in -law let me actually have some.

I really hate cranberry, but they're always here at the table. I'm thankful

the table holding our food, because otherwise we'd be eating off the ground.

I mean, that's not very Thanksgiving -like.

I'm thankful for salad, because everybody loved eating salad.

The flowers, although they're very pretty. I'm also thankful for napkins.

I mean, we can't have Thanksgiving without napkins. skipping napkins.

I'm thankful that God made alcohol because I'm not around you guys. It's

And I'm thankful for you, too.

Maybe I probably skipped out on some Christmas presents by that, but

hey, families, get taxed, right?

I'm thankful to keep going forward.

Lots of things.

I'm thankful for pleasure.

Pleasure is wonderful.

Where would we be without pleasure?

Thankful for women.

I'm thankful for God putting women on this earth. I mean, in their mouths.

The dick hole in this costume.

Gotta make it easy to go to the bathroom without taking it off, right?

I'm also thankful for semen. I mean, my health.

Really thankful for very healthy

pleasure.

Feel better. I mean,

Pleasure. It's why we're here, right? We're supposed to be here to have fun.

thankful for fun.

Yeah, really thankful for it.

And I'm thankful for turkeys and this turkey

costume.

Gobble, gobble.

Thankful for gobbling, eating, putting things in your mouth.

I'm thankful for my fork. I guess, boy, I wouldn't be able to eat without that.

I'm thankful for this house.

God is good. He gave us this house to live in.

I'm thankful that God made it that long.

My head.

They're having a head.

Two heads. One head. I'm

thankful

for this delicious meal.

I'm such a good cook.

Penises out?

Penises out, boy!

What are you doing?

She pulled it out. She pulled it out, all right.

Everybody quiet down now.

Let me think for a second.

We're not really an average family, are we? I'm starting thankful that we don't

have that.

What are you thankful for?

Well, I'm thankful for having a stepson with such a huge,

wonderful cock.

And I'm thankful for having a sexy -ass stepmom with milky white tits.

She's beautiful.

And what about you, honey?

And I'm thankful for having a stepdaddy that gives me all the love and

affection. Well, that's it. That's what Thanksgiving is all about.

Giving and receiving.

Now let's have dessert.

And by dessert, I mean let's talk.

Okay.

Let's do that.

That's not good.