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Ethan? Ethan?

Ethan?

Hello?

Hey, what the heck?

That got your attention.

Why did you take my phone?

We've got stuff to do, come on.

But I don't want to go.

You don't even know what it is yet. We're going to meet the new neighbours.

Why do I have to meet the new neighbours?

Greet the new neighbours, welcome them to the neighbourhood. It's the right

thing to do, come on.

Ow, ow, okay.

Keep it moving and you're not getting this phone back. Okay, fuck.

Why are you swearing? That's awful language.

Oh, hello.

Hello.

I'm just going to introduce myself and my stepson. I'm Elise and this is Ethan.

Hi, I'm Ethan.

I'm so sorry, I've asked even my fifth closer to the speed of my life. Oh my

god, please.

Okay, so as I was saying, as I was saying, we just came to introduce

you to the name. You have such a lovely name.

Mom, you have such a really fucking nice name.

I wouldn't get too comfortable.

No,

we're not having that down here.

Can I please have my phone?

I know. So, yes, I've already told Catherine and Karen.

And I think it's all right.

I think it's all right.

I think it's all right. I think it's all right. I think it's all right.

I'm new to traveling with bartenders.

What do you mean new? What's going on?

I'm not curious.

I'm just kind of new to the office.

Um, hang on. I'm going to have to call you back.

Eat it.

Mom!

You let these people in?

No problem.

I know the way to do it.

Well, I don't think I've got anything left to say to you. I can already see

kind of people you are.

Sorry about that.

I'm here to offer you guys a free massage, a beautiful massage.

Please, ask them my apologies for what happened earlier and give me a chance,

please.

You want to touch my body?

Mom, it's a funny massage. You definitely need one.

And you look so pale, so I think that you should try it.

Maybe this is good. I need to buy myself some time while the police arrive

anyway.

Maybe I can even use it against her.

I know

you

are a good muscle too but...

Wow,

you guys actually have a house.

Come on, let's go.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, I get it.

Oof. You look thin.

Oh, my credit.

My mom's always telling me that.

You must be a good trail scorer, mom.

I told you I'd be great.

Oh, your neck.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

I don't know if I can make it in three weeks. I can probably make it right

now. Let's just say you're going to feel more relaxed and free now.

Come on, relax.

It's pretty much all right.

Wow, you're so good at that.

Yes.

pulled up with no pants, like fully naked.

You have to do this, you know?

No expectations are going to be 10 out of 10.

I apologize.

I mean,

I understand. You're a guy that's never been around or seen anything like that

before. No, but if you reflect, life is good because you let go of your

stress and release.

You need that.

Yeah. She is very kind.

You know, crazy victims.

Yeah, I agree. Yeah. Look at her leg part.

Like, that'll release her leg, too.

Oh, my goodness.

Massage her leg.

Yeah, be shy.

I'm always at the most tools. Yeah.

You're doing very well, man. Wow.

Enjoy. You always need to do that.

Yeah. Oh, you really don't stop. Always make it.

Yes, always naked, because naked is better, you know? It's like that,

feel your skin, know your clothes.

It's not for that reason.

Naked is better, you know? It is. You know what? Let's hang out a little bit.

Okay.

Let's do our thing.

All right, now, I want you to hang out.

Try to believe in what I'm about to do.

Just relax.

I'm gonna show you.

It's a moment to bring us and shoot together as a family.

Please.

He'll be alright. He's a grown man.

Don't worry about yourself, don't worry about the person. No one will take care

of you, okay?

Yes, let me take care of you.

That does feel really good. Yes, you feel better.

Your face looks different now.

Let me do another thing.

Just put your hands here.

Where are we?

This is part of God?

The clothes?

Yeah. We don't need the clothes. We don't need the clothes.

What are you?

Oh, what?

You have to watch what I'm doing.

No, my bad. Please.

Calm.

Please. It's all right.

She's going to let yourself go and worry about how you're going to feel in this

moment. She's going to leave the mind.

Yeah.

Yeah. Just like that. Mom.

Mom.

Mom.

Are you...

to invite you to give him a massage. I can't forget.

Like, my son and I do everything together.

Everything?

Everything? Yes.

We show how we are.

Maybe you can be like that.

That means we don't argue all the time.

Yeah, don't think about what the society thinks that's right or wrong.

Think about what you want.

What you want to feel free.

Okay, let's go to the table.

I'll give you a massage, please. Sure, please.

Okay. Put your head here.

Oh, I'm naked.

This is how all massage happens.

Get it out.

I understand, but you've got to go with the flow and let yourself not go.

Seriously, I'm trying to do that. I know it's new for you. I understand this is

not your lifetime, but if you have this time, you know, like they say, you only

live once, so... Lifetime is so good, so... Yeah, so do I.

Yeah.

Cheers.

I knew there was something wrong with you two.

No, it's just how it was.

It's not natural.

It's not natural.

It's not natural.

There's nothing wrong with that. Look at these.

I feel good after that.

Oh, please.

Oh,

my God. What's going on?

Okay.

You do seem a bit too close, if anything.

Don't worry.

You can achieve the goal

Why don't you tell them?

Why

don't

you try?

I love massages. You are a great woman.

Well, I'm just like, well, okay.

You know it's getting better now.

Thank you.

Just like that.

Just like that.

There you go.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

or about anybody or anything.

This is yours.

Let yourself know.

That's how you do it. That's how you do it.

That's how you do it.

You know?

Yes.

Just like that.

That's how you do it. That's how you do it.

Why don't you do one thing?

Come here, come to me.

Let's go. Come on. Just go with your phone.

Let her show you.

Let me show you.

Hey, hey. Just wait. Just watch.

Just watch.

Now, get on your knees.

Come on.

Diabetes. Diabetes.

Slow down.

Slow down.

Sit down.

Good. Good. Good. Good.

Good.

Good. Good.

Yeah, keep

going.

Thank you.

Thank you.

If you're uncomfortable, just give me a call.

Yes,

you know, you feel better now?

My mom would tell you how to do it. I was like

sure, sure, sure.

You know we already did this.

One, two, three, four.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, my mouth's...

Oh, fuck, fuck.

Your mom is five.

So you have no idea.

How long? You're trying to write, mom?

Write it just like we do.

Show her mom just like we do.

Yes.

This is what you give her, dear? Yes.

Write it.

Just like that.

Yeah. Write it. Write it.

Are you enjoying mom?

I'm enjoying it.

You think they like it, right?

That's right.

How are you feeling?

Your mom knows what she's doing.

Shut up.

Good. Oh my goodness.

Thank you. Thank

you.

You don't want to have an idea

Let's put our back together.

Come on. Help me out.

Mom,

watch your hands.

Just

like

that. Mom, be careful.

They're doing good, right?

Come on, they're doing good.

Oh my god, this thing is so good.

I want you to try my smoothie.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Your mom?

She is so good, we don't know.

We are showing them our way.

Oh, my God.

Did you guys just kiss? Oh, my God. Oh,

shit.

We have to show them our way.

That's how me and my mom does.

Oh, wow.

What did you see? I did, right? No.

This lady is insulting herself dead.

And that's what I'm going to do when she will leave us.

Thank you.

What? It's about to?

Oh, Mr. Charlie, he hasn't done this.

Oh my

God.

You gotta show them how it's done.

Okay, look away from me.

Look out.

Oh, fuck, Mom. You're so fucking tight.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Keep going.

Yeah, that's right. Just like that one.

Oh, fuck.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

You guys really gotta rest for a while.

Just like that.

Yeah, let's get that position.

I love that position.

I can feel anything.

You know how to do it?

I don't know.

Yes. Yes.

No, it's fine.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Thank you.

Come here.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah. Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I can tell.

All right, Mom.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, that was good.

Oh, my God.

I'm telling you, bro.

Hey.

Oh, my God. That was good.

I'm telling you. I'm telling you.

That's what we are.

Okay.

I'm going to just fuck my own mom.

Let's go again.