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Wow.

Incredible.

I can't believe you live here.

You like?

Yes. Everything's so eclectic. The trees.

I'm excited for you to meet my parents.

What do you mean, step -parents?

Um, well, that's all I've ever known them as.

Well, you guys are really close, huh?

Oh, yeah.

What are they like?

Um, well, you'll see.

You have nothing to live without.

All right. I love you, I swear.

All right.

Hey, man.

Hey. Hey, Pop.

Hey, Mom.

Hi. Honey, it's so good to see you. So good to see you, too.

Oh, my goodness.

This is Nikki.

Hi. Beautiful girl.

How are you doing? You look gorgeous.

Thank you. I love the dress. Where'd you find it?

Oh, I'll have to take you to the store sometime.

That would be great.

She's amazing.

She is. And Nikki, this is my dad.

Hi, it's so nice to meet you.

Very nice to meet you.

You really do look a lot like Josh.

Right? How was traffic?

Oh, it wasn't bad at all. It was smooth drive over here. Oh, good.

He's a gentleman.

Came to pick me up.

Oh, I'm sure he was. He was raised very well.

What can I say?

So, how about a tour?

I would love a tour.

Show me around.

Okay. Come with me. Come here.

You're a gentleman like your son. Mom, I've missed you. I've missed you too,

Mom.

So that's pretty much it.

I do have one more room for you to save.

I'm excited. I love everything so far. It's my favorite room in the whole

Your favorite? I have to see this. It's my media room.

Isn't it, dear?

Yes, dear. It certainly is.

Josh?

Come. See the media room.

This is definitely the best room.

The main event?

Yeah. Come on.

This is my media room.

It's amazing.

100 -inch projection.

Screen drops down right there. Full AC.

Surround system like you wouldn't believe.

Your room is amazing.

It's like you're in a movie theater in your house.

That's my favorite room.

This is his hobby.

The magic happens here. Yeah.

And it's not just a hobby.

Sometimes he thinks it's an obsession.

Just a little bit.

Not an obsession.

Anyway, let me show you something.

This was given to me by my father.

What am I looking at?

This is the camera.

Like for making movies?

Yeah. But it's so huge.

It's from a very, very long time ago.

Yeah,

it's just like a little birdie in here. It kind of chisels away a little slate.

Yes. But basically, like, you know, when you're on the camera, you know, when

you're filming and stuff and you're on the camera, it's pretty heavy.

Yeah, I would be scared that I would drop it.

Oh, I mean, it is pretty heavy.

Feel it.

Are you sure?

Yeah, no, absolutely. Check it out.

Wow. Okay.

This is cute.

Daddy might get me one soon.

Honey, you've got to be a very, very good boy.

You'll get one, son.

Got it, pops.

I would like to show you.

This is my trophy.

This is a trophy room and trophy shelf, I guess. Trophy cave.

So.

This, I went to a convention years and years ago, and this is one of my

biggest inspirations.

It's a gentleman named Max.

Oh, the Max story.

That really suits you, like a real cowboy.

Huh? Yeah.

You should try it on.

Me? I don't think that's for me. I think it is.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Go on, try it on.

Does that look right?

There we go.

How do you like that?

Babe, you look great.

Absolutely stunning.

Oh, yeah.

I remember when you did that to me.

Do you?

I think I should give those back now.

I told you guys, she was the one.

Yes, she is.

Is she a keeper or what?

Awesome? Yeah.

So, this is my collection.

You made all of these?

Yeah, absolutely.

So, here, this is actually a really good one.

Let the good times roll.

Fourth of July.

Oh, yeah. That was actually a party that we filmed.

Wasn't that a great party, hon?

Yeah, absolutely unforgettable.

Yeah.

Oh.

So this was Satan's little helper. I mean, Santa's little helper. I mean,

depending upon a perspective, I guess, right? With Josh?

Wow.

She's good.

That was the first one I made.

That's so cute.

Remember this one, honey?

Yes. Our first time. Our first time. Yes, it was amazing.

Your first time. Broke me into it.

Yeah, it was our first time.

You'll eventually find out, depending upon how serious you two are.

I mean, you guys are serious, right?

Yeah. No.

He's the one.

Yeah. Getting serious.

This is Josh's very first movie.

The ball game?

Yeah.

Okay, I have to see these.

Oh, you will. Yeah, show me these and not let me see them. Are you sure?

You will.

Having a house like this and your perfect family, I don't even know what

like.

I would say that you just might make a really good addition.

You're going to YouTube really seriously, aren't you? I hope so.

You know what? Let's have burgers by the pool.

How's that sound?

Burgers by the pool?

Absolutely. A master at the grill.

Come on. You're going to come with me. I'm going to show you everything about

what we're going to cook up today.

Okay.

That's okay.

Let's go.

Have some fun.

You're soft, sir. I can't eat anything. Oh my god, you

would swear that these two are actually related.

No, they're like the same person. They're very similar, yes.

Josh looks up to his stepdad. Josh, let's go. Okay.

Let's go.

Let's go.

I can really tell he wants to meet both of you proud.

He does. He tries really hard.

Both of you, I think. I just, I don't know. I'm always hearing about what a

close family that you have.

finally get to meet you guys and be here at your home. I feel so lucky.

Oh, we were glad to have you.

I love food. It's so great with the grill.

I've got to come back for the next barbecue.

Sure, we'd love to have you.

I hope I'll be back.

Yeah,

I think so.

I am tired of talking about this.

You want to do this, don't you?

Hmm? Yeah.

That's what I thought.

If you know what to do, I'm going to go get ready.

Thanks again for having us.

Oh, yes, yes. You're welcome, sweetie. We're glad to have you.

I'm glad. I was nervous to meet you guys.

Mm -hmm.

Hey. Hi.

So, Dad wants us to meet him in the media room.

The media room? Like, to watch a movie?

Just to show him one more thing.

Yeah, it's something different, but we...

Don't want to keep him waiting.

No. We can head home right after.

Come on, game. Let's go.

Okay.

What is he doing with his camera?

It's okay. Just relax.

Just take a seat.

Okay.

What's happening?

We'll explain everything.

Well... It's okay.

Just explain it. What's going on?

You know how, uh...

What's happening?

Tell her, Josh.

You know how I told you my family makes home movies?

I saw the collection.

Hang on.

Those aren't sex tapes.

Yeah.

What?

You want to have sex in front of your parents?

What he is trying to explain is...

You want

me to have sex with your stepmom?

Look, I made sex tapes before. I sent nudes, but this is really out there.

Well, this is something that Big really

enjoys, and Josh does, too.

It's been in the family for generations, something that's been handed down just

like the camera.

You've done this before?

A lot of times.

Do you remember the DVD that Dick pulled out that was our first time?

Mm -hmm.

That was our first time.

That was my introduction to becoming a family member.

Getting everything that I wanted.

Beautiful home.

I've been an amazing mother.

You mentioned that you really didn't have a close family.

Okay.

If you do this, we could be that family.

We would be your family.

This is a lot.

You really like Josh, right?

Of course I do.

And you would like to be with Josh?

Yeah. Forever?

Forever.

Then this is something that you need to do.

Just know, like, this isn't just for me. It's, you know, for us.

All of us.

Everything is...

Wonderful.

You and Julian, we will give you all sorts of attention and love.

Josh's stepdad will be right there.

And after this, I'll be one of you.

Exactly. And just think about everything.

The family you've always wanted.

And you will be.

Just like me.

We have a problem?

Josh?

No, Dad.

Great. You taught me everything.

Okay, so you're good?

You in?

I'm in.

Okay, that's awesome.

Just what you want. I'm going to make you look so beautiful.

You're going to enjoy this.

Okay, you trust me, right?

Yes. Okay.

Okay, baby.

Okay, there's just one little thing left. Do you want me to get on camera

Yeah?

Yeah.

I'm ready.

I want you to look at her.

Go on.

Go ahead. Let's go ahead and look at her. Okay.

Look into her eyes.

Tell me what you feel.

I feel a little nervous.

Don't be. Go ahead. Touch your back.

Go ahead. Use your hands.

That's it.

Run your fingers through her hair.

Use your other hand to just gently go down our other arm.

Don't you kiss yet.

You pay attention now. There you go.

How's that make you feel?

Excited.

You're getting this, boy.

Yeah, I am. I got it, Dad.

Nikki. Nikki.

It's your turn.

Just let it back.

Nikki.

Don't be nervous now.

Josh, you get this on a close -up. Of course, Dad.

How's your tongue feel? Describe it.

It's so wet and warm.

Elaborate on that. Keep going.

I can make the book get hard.

Okay. What are you doing back there? Pay attention.

Not that, Dad.

See those squirrel covers.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Can we change?

Oh, it's perfect right there.

Keep raising your hand.

I think so.

Pull him to the side. Let's get going.

Okay, just take him off.

Yes, go ahead. Take him off.

Okay.

You're excited, aren't you? I can tell you.

She's sucking right on my clit.

Amazing.

Oh,

my God. Her tongue moving so fast.

I like it a lot.

She does.

She's so sweet.

without permission, you understand?

You ask me for permission, you come.

You want to do this with me?

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

Thank you.

all this, right, Josh?

getting this good shot now.

I'm on it, Dad.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

You two gonna fly away?

Huh? You two gonna fly away for me?

Oh, I got a surprise for you.

You take these. Here, you do one.

She's such a cute little kitty.

There we go.

Don't come near me.

There you go.

Thank you so much.

Don't you come. Do not. Don't you come.

If you can't hold back no more, you push her down. You get on top.

Right in.

Thank you.

Vision. Come to life now.

Okay? You make me proud.

You got it, man?

No. You got it.

You don't know what you're missing, son.

I don't.

Mom, I miss this.

Oh, suck it. Mommy's cut.

Just suck it.

What would you take?

There you go.

Now it's not going to hurt.

Yeah.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Yes, yes, my son, make her come, yes.

Yes.

Did you miss mommy?

She's so much fun.

Tell me what you want.

Just do it.

Just do it?

You can get on your knees, babe.

Is the camera still on?

Yeah.

Good boy.

I

miss

your mom.

My mom?

Mmhmm.

Here, this looks better for the camera. Let me lay back.

You're supposed to be directing, not me.

I can do as I'm told.

It's gonna look perfect.

Looks like you're going to fit right in with the family.

Is this going to look amazing for the camera?

I think so.

I just want to be the best son.

Let's both do that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, the camera's still on.

Yeah.

Take your position.

I never thought so either.

I can't believe we're doing this.

You're liking this and everything, right?

Yeah.

I wanna fuck you now.

you can share.

Yeah.

You know I love that.

I do.

Does that feel good, Mom?

Oh, my God, yes.

That feels so good.

Oh, my

God.

That's so good. Oh, my God.

You can go harder than that. There you go.

There you go.

Did

I

really need it?

No, you're so wet.

Oh, my God. This feels so good.

This whole film is going to look perfect.

It is. It is.

Oh, yes.

A wonderful addition to our home movies.

I'm so

close,

yes, yes.

What do you want?

I want you on my face while she rides me.

I guess that would be perfect.

Take your side.

Right here.

Just like you did my tongue.

We have a lot more freedom.

Except that's not here.

That's right, you let that animal out.

There you go.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it, my girl.

You

like

making yourself come on a bit?

turn again.

Yeah, I'm using my pussy.

I love using your pussy, Mom.

You want to see me bloating? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm using my pussy.

You like the way I'm using your pussy, Mom?

Yes, I do.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Yes, I do. Oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

you're finally a part of the family.

Definitely a keeper.

Thank you.

are a man.

You are a man.

Father Evans, so good to see you again.

Oh, so nice to see you again.

This is Valerie.

Hi. It's so nice to finally meet you. I've heard so much about you.

Do come in. We're meeting in the parlor.

Thank you, Father, for meeting with us.

I am so excited that you agreed to officiate the wedding.

Oh, it's my pleasure. I really think that I'm going to help make your big day

feel extra special. Yes, it's going to be so special.

I had my vows, like, already. I've been rehearsing for weeks, so I had it all

memorized. I'm so excited.

You know, your mother's been coming up to me after serving me.

past a couple of Sundays and just knocking my ear off about how excited

to see her daughter getting married off finally.

That sounds just like her. That's all she can talk about right now.

Well, you know, there is a one thing to go over, which is how

big is your wedding party supposed to be?

So it's roughly like 50, 60 invitations you sent out, is that right?

Yeah, like about 50 of ours. Yeah, it's really small.

chapel will hold 137 fellows.

Plenty of room for guests and plenty of room for the Lord.

I can't wait.

It's so nice of you to come and help out.

But before we really dive in, I think

that it would be important for me to meet the groom.

Meet your husband.

I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.

I think you need to clarify some things.

Valerie is the groom.

She's the person I'll be marrying.

And I am just the luckiest woman in the world.

I'm sorry to have wasted your time, but I...

I think I might be the wrong person for this.

We've been talking about this for weeks.

I'm not understanding.

We talked about a marriage.

A marriage as God intended.

Between a man and a woman.

Not between two... Well, I don't even know what to call you in polite company.

Had I known that you were interested...

In such disgusting vile relationship, I never would have asked you to join my

congregation in the first place.

Absolutely not. I have been knowing you for years.

I don't... We are... Then you should have known. You're a family friend.

I will not. I can't believe what I'm hearing.

I cannot.

And I am not going to officiate this abomination of a marriage.

Abomination. Oh, I don't know.

Forrest. Forrest. This is not. No. This is not fair.

This is not right.

What's not right is seeking sin in the house of the Lord. You come to a house

of worship knowing that you yourself are such a wicked sinner.

You come into my house.

Bringing this sinful woman with you?

Repent!

Repent now!

Do you know how crazy you sound?

There's nothing wrong with being a lesbian.

Says you.

Your ideas are outdated.

This is not the congregation I signed up with.

Listen, priest.

Our love, it's righteous in the eyes of the Lord.

You're just miserable.

You live a sad, lonely life.

You want everybody else to share that with you.

And misery left company, right?

And with two beautiful women in love.

And you have no body.

Your love is righteous?

What you have cannot even compare one iota to the oath that I

have taken with my lord.

What you have is disgusting.

Your vile union

does not and will not ever compare to my relationship with my God.

Did we strike a nerve?

I need to ask you to leave.

You've never been with a woman in your life, have you?

You must be so fresh.

and you're using us as a scapegoat for your sexual frustration,

you probably can't stand looking at a straight

man's ultimate can't have.

I bet you've never even been with a woman before.

I've never been married.

Or even touched yourself.

It probably just all comes out when he has wet dreams.

You know?

But you've dreamt of something like this happening.

Yeah, he has.

I do not let my mind wander to such sinful activity.

Oh, we know you're just suppressing all that.

Have you ever seen boobies before?

Pleasures of the body.

They feel so good. I bet you want to touch, don't you?

I will use scripture to deny myself that you destroy the temple and build it in

three days.

Save yourself and come down from the cross likewise also.

Why don't you come see what heaven really feels like? I cannot. You

want it?

She's worth going to hell for.

We have here.

Yeah, I know you want to touch.

You love it.

Have you ever seen pussy before?

I don't know what I feel your essence radiating

in my face.

Yeah? The warmth coming from between a woman's legs.

Oh.

Are we happy?

May it be in your glory.

May it be in your reach. Oh, yes.

Oh, that's a warm -up with your hands.

You've never had a woman melt in your hand, have you? I've never had a woman

my hand.

I think he's enjoying this.

I cannot get into these sins.

Oh, but you already are.

I must not.

I must be strong in the face of everything.

Oh, Jesus, God, help me.

I don't know how I'll be strong.

I see the devils in front of me.

I watch their flesh grip.

And I'm taken over by their desire.

I cannot gain the resistance to their bodies.

Have you seen a big ass before?

No.

You know you want to touch it.

That thing needs a new hand.

Just like that.

Double derriere.

The devil.

This is God's work.

This is all God's work. He made this.

In the name of the Lord and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

Yeah, it's just like that. Ooh, we like this.

Yeah.

Oh,

Jesus.

Yeah, it's in there.

The deeper you go, the closer you get to God.

Mm -hmm.

He knows how to use his tongue.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

And take off your pants while you're at it.

Let's show them how it's done, honey.

Let me spread her wide

open, just like that.

She loves getting her ass wet.

You see that?

Like all the way down her pussy.

And make sure to pay a lot of attention to the clip.

I love this. He's enjoying this. Look at that. Look how hard he is.

Thank you.

I think so.

I think he needs some assistance over there on his dick.

Let's go.

Check it out.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my Lord.

How much you like that.

I love it.

He loves it.

I knew it.

I breathe.

Keep doing that, you might just make a woman come for the first time.

Yes, sir.

Oh, my God.

Calm taste.

I think he likes it.

I must repent.

I must repent.

I think we're driving him a little crazy. It's a little bit. It's killing

Please forgive me. It's all I've done.

Oh.

Oh, Lord have mercy.

This succubus is sucking your day.

The past is lasting this long.

I think he's ready for some pussy.

Yeah.

I don't know what's happening. Some wet pussy on your dick?

Yeah.

Do you want to go first, baby? It's all you.

See how generous he is?

He's so giving.

See, this is love.

I'm really learning the best.

Keep your eyes on it. Oh, my God.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, he's squirming to get in there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh, man.

It's so warm.

Oh, my God. I love it. I fucking love it. You love it?

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

I feel how wet you're making me.

Your mother would be so ashamed.

Please. My mother isn't here.

How do you think your mother could hate a joke?

Exactly.

Get it?

Oh, me.

I praise God, too, all the time. Amen.

Shall not take his name in vain.

Never. He shall not blaspheme.

Oh,

Jezebel. Oh,

Jezebel. Oh,

Jezebel.

you work out and survive yeah yeah keep making yourself useful

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Look how wet you are.

Mm -hmm.

He's, like, fighting it.

Can't help it.

I will not succumb to the pleasures of this earthly body. You already have.

Too late.

Some

of

this work must be paid for in the flesh.

I love it.

Did he call you Satan?

You're Satan.

Hmm.

Mm hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

No,

yes.

Yes, please anoint me.

Holy

shit.

Yeah.

Yes! Holy shit!

what to do.

I think we taught him some things.

You're so beautiful.

Uh -huh.

Goodbye, everyone.

Oh, my God.

Now it's your turn to call them stay.

Yeah, I keep fucking that pussy just like that.

Yeah.

Look at him. He's fully enjoying it now.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he loves it. He loves it.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I want all that holy semen.

Yeah,

it's getting so hard.

Oh, yeah.

These balls are so tight. I just want to spray this.

Holy fuck.

Holy shit.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

I guess it wasn't that hard to mess up your moral code.

I mean, we still plan to get married, but to a real Christian establishment

accept us for who we are.