Original subtitles

Excuse me? You have Wi-fi?

Yes, we do.

Because I need your connection.

Nice typing!

I also type, here and there. Sometimes.

Are you sure about this?

No.

Yes, Aasmaan, I've already told you.

I think just be honest and tell Freddy about Karan's offer. He's a businessman,

he'll understand.

You think so?

Hi guys, Freddy sir will see you shortly.

But he just got into a meeting, right?

Won't take that long.

Fuck you and fuck your contract!

Who the hell does he think he is?

Bro, I've seen this dude somewhere.

Who said that?

Huh?

Who said that?

I'm Jaraj Saxena, you motherfuckers!

You dropped it?

No, sir.

The one who dropped it must pick it up?

Now.

Pick it up.

Aasmaan.

Just two minutes.

Jeejeebhoy.

Bro…

What was that?

It's just that, even though Jaraj signed

a contract with us, he went and met with another

producer without us knowing.

Freddy sir didn't like that at all.

Since then Jaraj's been locked in that contract with us.

It's been 15 years.

No.

I would never come in the way of such an opportunity, Aasmaan.

You must do Karan's picture.

I'll put his contract on hold.

See that? Sir, this is exactly what I was

telling her, you're a chill guy. She didn't believe me.

Is that so?

It's not like that, sir.

You know how it is when it comes to contracts.

Hmm.

But, thank you for understanding.

No need to thank me.

The bigger his star power gets, the bigger my bank balance.

Yes, sir.

But after this film, he's mine.

Or I won't be so, chill.

Here I stand before you.

I never learned to bow down

Against the fiercest hurricane

I'm that stubborn flame that won't go out

I'm faster than the tearing wind

Is there anyone like me?

They say, don't be so arrogant

But I'm never going to change my ways

To all these superstars

I just want to say

That all over this world

I must confess…

as manager this is a wrong decision.

You have to do Aaraamzaade, bro. It's a damn crazy,

franchise, you know that.

Do it!

- Listen, Aasmaan… - Hmm?

You've got a new ad offer.

Mansmooth.

Hey, dude, be cool for a smoo…

Listen, I'm not doing this trash. I'll look like an idiot. Take this.

- But, it's good money man. - Let someone else make it.

Oh, gosh! You're passing on Mansmooth? Are you for real?

Do you know, how crazy their lotion is, man.

Really? Do you use it?

Every night, with a box of tissues. Watch the road.

What did you--

How would you know...

Neeta, can I call you back later?

It's really urgent, Avtar.

Avtar uncle! Back in the game?

Aasmaan's at home right now?

Yeah, he just walked in.

Is that ma on the phone?

Don't, don't tell him it's me on the phone,

please.

Why?

- Can I speak to her? - Oh, no, no, you can't, it's not her.

You said, Neeta.

Neetinder Singh.

My friend from Ludhiana!

And you don't know him! Move!

I have a lot of friends you don't know about? Huh!

Oh, ho, Neeta, motherfucker!

Avtar?

I'm sorry about that, Neeta. What is it?

I'm in the hospital and…

Rajat's condition is getting worse every day, Avtar.

He needs a liver transplant and I…

I may need to sell the house.

Promise me you won't tell Aasmaan, please.

You don't need to worry.

There's no power on this planet that can make Avtar's spill his guts.

Your father's talking about selling the house, what a fucking asshole!

The idiot has lost it!

What are you talking about?

Avtar uncle, worst case scenario, they'll put you up on sale.

If selling me can buy him a new liver, then sell me right away!

A new liver?

Wait, what the hell are you doing?

I'm calling papa!

I swore to your mother I won't tell you. She's going to skin me alive!

- Why they kept secrets from me? - Uncle! Uncle!

Because they didn't want to bother you with these things, that's why!

And if papa dies, you don't think that'll bother me?

Mansmooth.

Pen?

Pen, umm…

And she's his manager? Doesn't even have a pen?

Here, here, here, I've got it. Here's the pen. We've got a pen, uncle.

We've got a pen.

Sanya, what's taking so long? Hurry up.

Sorry.

A bit late, no?

Lift's kind of slow, right?

Time does go slow when you're embarrassed.

Sorry about the other day. I think I got a little,

carried away on the show.

Just a little?

More than a little.

But thank you, for not being an asshole.

Sorry, but you're not off the hook yet.

But I just apologized to you!

What you want me to bow down and beg?

Actually, yeah! That would be nice.

Sorry.

By the way, what brings you here?

Guess I was a bore of my fancy mansion and my Merc.

Thought I'd slum it out here.

That's a good line. Who said it?

Some asshole.

Oh! I see you've already met.

Aasmaan, Karishma, meet your new co-star. Come.

Karan, when're you coming over next?

When Ajay stops being so boring.

I'm gonna tell him that.

- Good morning, sir. - You must! Morning.

He shoves his hands into the eye socket and pulls the eyeball out!

And gives it to the lover.

It's not my usual cup of coffee.

It starts off as a regular love story…

And then it goes into this revenge action drama!

Sir, I can't believe this is happening! It's a dream come true for me.

I can't tell you how excited…

No need to kiss my ass, Aasmaan. You've already got the film.

- Move! - Sir, sorry, sir!

Come, come, sit down. Let's get down to business.

And the scripts!

And here's a genius marketing plan. After sparring at the roundtable,

Aasmaan and Karishma's tension blows up into a passionate affair.

I can already see the headlines.

- Sameer's not gonna be happy. - He should have known that

before dating an actress.

Anyway, after entering the industry, everyone upgrades.

Upgrades? He's my boyfriend, Karan, not an iPhone.

He's not an iPhone, android!

And the Nokia laughs, hee-hee!

Anyway! Chop-chop!

Go out of here.

And pose for the peps, I paid for them. I run the world.

- Bye, sir. - Bye, Karan.

Ma'am, ma'am! Center! Pose! Ma'am! Ma'am, ma'am! Ma'am!

- Okay, cool! - Karishma ma'am!

Karishma ma'am, please look here.

How's the meeting?

Not bad. It's a revenge drama and also a love story.

Karishma ma'am! Aasmaan sir! Aasmaan sir!

- They're waiting for you. - Aasmaan sir! How are you, sir?

I know.

Sir, please look into the camera, sir. Can both of you please pose together, sir?

Karishma.

Hi!

How're you getting home? I can drop you.

- Thank you. But I'm good. - Aasmaan! Aasmaan! Aasmaan! Aasmaan!

Sameer!

Hey, K!

This is Aasmaan. He's in the film with me.

Hi, Sameer! How's it going?

Hey bro, how are you?

All good!

Come on, ma'am, give us something! You gave such good shots the other day.

Hmm. All this plastic surgeries and you still don't pose for us?

- Hey, how can you say that? - Hey, that's Ajay Talwar's daughter.

- Just take the pictures. - You can't talk like that.

What the hell! What's your problem!

Forget it, Karishma. It's not worth the hassle.

You wanted a reaction, right? You happy now?

Karishma, just sit in the car, what you doing?

Let me know if you want one more. Come on.

Karishma get in. Karishma are you deaf? Sit in the fucking car!

- Hi Aasmaan! Bro! Aasmaan! Hey Aasmaan! - Got it on the camera?

We'll show that asshole!

What?

You tell me, Sameer.

I told you, to get in the fucking car.

- Stop the car right now. - Just chill.

Stop the fuck--

- Stop the car! - Please, don't.

Just, calm down. I'm sorry, okay?

Don't ever talk to me like that.

Babe…

You know it's not easy for me to share you with the world.

Even after all these years.

What do you want me to do, Sameer?

This is my work.

This is my life, and I love it.

And I love you.

So please, let's not fight, okay?

Okay.

And?

And?

And?

You know I love you.

Too late.

We can start the rituals now.

- Eww! - What's wrong?

Yuck!

- Karishma, what happened? - No.

No!

What happened?

Smooth!

Hey dude, be smooth.

For a good mood.

This is cheating, dude.

Use Mansmooth Lotion everyday, otherwise your girl also might…

Cut it!

Are you crazy? I'm damn happy you've done this ad.

Aamir and Rajamouli.

Two geniuses, together.

I bet they're talking about something super creative.

It's a very fundamental question.

Idli, idli sambar or Vada Pav?

Is that even a question?

It is vada pav, the whole world knows it.

Shot taking, frame making…

You have idli on one side and vada pav on the other…

Yeah. Yeah.

- And the light is being hit from ahead… - Sir, even if you look at

it from that point of view,

it's idli sambar.

Did he just say 'idli'?

Italy!

I'm sure those two are talking about shooting in Italy.

Have you ever, travelled to Pune?

Sir, Pune they have the best idli sambar.

Sir, I'm telling you, yeah, yeah, best idli sambar…

- Actually, no, no… - I-I-I hope no one hears

what you're saying.

- The texture, the col-- - Sir, but-- Yeah, yeah, coming.

- Ah… - The conversation is not over.

- Okay, sir. - I mean this doesn't you are right.

No, no!

- It is, it is vada pav. - Yeah!

Yes. No, no, sir! We will, we'll continue this discussion.

- No, no. Yes, yes… - It is V. P.!

Let's say hi.

He's not my friend! 'Let's say hi.'

Hey! Revolver! Come here!

Me?

Idli or vada pav?

Don't think. Idli sambar or vada pav?

V-vada pav!

Seriously, man. Huh!

I-Idli, Idli sambar, sir! Idli sambar, Idli sambar, sir!

Shut up! Get lost!

- Sir… - Just get lost!

Couldn't you just say idli?

How I'm supposed to know the right answer, its idli not vada pav?

Hey! Headphones! Hello!

Idli sambar or vada pav?

Aasmaan you to get to the airport.

You literally have 5 minutes.

- I know. Avtar uncle? - Hmm?

- You have something to eat? - Yeah, I got some for the road as well.

Bro, when're you rolling back in from Delhi?

I don't know, man.

This is for you.

What is it?

A present?

Cash!

You'll save tax, more money for your father.

You're the best.

I mean it.

- Okay, okay. That's enough! - Aasmaan, Aasmaan, I

- want you to hear some. - Sure.

You can just send it to him on WhatsApp? He can hear it on the flight.

Relax, it'll gonna take 2 minutes.

It's Avtar uncle's comeback, Sanya. Put it on.

- La-- - Just 2 minutes, come on.

No, no! We want to listen to it. Please sit.

Yeah, here you go.

Ooh, that's nice.

Oh, how would you know

What my life was before

The world against me Me against the world

Wait for it. Listen to this...

Excuse me, sir. Baadshah sir is here to meet you.

- Bloody Asshole! Worst timing ever. - Hi, Badshah sir. Hi.

Big fan!

- Bro, I'm a big fan of yours. - Come on, man…

Revolver was a straight up banger!

Thank you, that means a lot.

Just swung by to say hi.

I'm here for a shoot, my shot is ready. Gotta bounce.

Of course.

Thank you for turning off that music.

My ears had started to bleed! Fucking hell!

Gotta take care of these bad boys, man.

- Right! - Huh…

Huh…

- Badshah sir, this is my, my uncle Avtar. - Oh! Namaste uncle.

Uncle, Badshah sir.

Hmm.

- Hey, how are you? - I'm good, I'm good,

how are you? Very well.

Hey!

I'm out of here, yeah?

- Right. See you! - Yeah, see you.

Nice to meet…

Badshah, my ass.

You, you said something?

- No, ah… - Yes! Abby's still your manager, right?

- You know him? - Of course! I'll call him

tonight itself and set something up.

- Okay, yeah, of course, of course. - Yeah, we should do a Collab,

- yeah? -Yeah, for sure, for sure. - What do you think.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Bye. - Bye.

Namaste uncle.

Nice to meet you.

Let's collaborate.

Update your playlist.

Even my grandma skips these throwback tracks!

Come on, man.

- See you… - Thank you, thanks.

Come on man, come on.

What were you thinking? What if he heard what you said?

The three of you were literally up his ass?

Listen, leave for the airport. Or you'll miss your flight.

Uncle Av, I think your track is really amazing. And you know you are

- right, bullshit Badshah. - Oh, fuck you, shut up!

Come on, Parvaiz!

Fucker.

See you soon, bye.

Bye.

Have a safe flight, guys?

Uncle Av, I was thinking, your song would be even better if--

So now you're going to teach me how to sing? Huh?

Just because they don't like one of my songs,

they think they know better than me! Here, here…

I was just…

Aasmaan? Really?

Yeah…

Even I thought we needed a bigger star. But then I saw their chemistry.

Fucking unreal.

You mean the roundtable?

You don't get it, Ajay. Love-hate, hate-love, that is chemistry.

Fuck chemistry, Karan!

This is my daughter's first film, think about the box office.

You know that Ranveer is a right choice.

You really think Ajay Talwar's daughter… needs Ranveer Singh to get an opening.

Huh?

So you're trusting two newcomers, to carry a 100 crore film?

I think you've lost your mind.

It's a big gamble, Karan.

Yeah, it's a gamble.

But this, is a Karan Johar film, and I'm betting on myself.

So you're not gonna take my advice?

Ajay, you know how much I love outsiders.

You fucking bitch!

Listen, come fast. My parents are dipping. We'll smoke one.

But I have everything here, no.

- Shut up, dumbass! - Ma'am?

- Hmm? - Dolce black or Gucci black?

I need both of them, Pushpa. Go finish packing, hurry up.

Okay ma'am.

Shaumik, I'm not going to tell you this

one more time. Go and pack.

I told you, I'm not going.

I don't care if he's getting a Padma Bhush- whatever.

I'm not going, I'm not gonna come.

That's completely your choice. I don't need you to do me any favors.

- Ajay, just relax. - No, Anu!

If he doesn't want to come, just leave it.

Fine. Fine, I'll come.

Might as well be in jail.

What did Karan say?

He's going with the new guy.

That shameless Aasmaan, instead of Ranveer?

Do you think she should even do this film?

Honestly, Anu, I don't think so.

It's Karan's film, guys.

It's a great script.

And Aasmaan's film just killed at the box office.

I am doing this film.

- You guys can't keep pushing me every-- - Okay, okay! There's no

need to get so worked up.

Your mum and me were just talking about it.

I mean, it's your future.

But listen, when you go for the workshop…

you're taking Sukhi with you.

There's no way in hell.

Papa, he's just too prominent.

Karishma, no discussion.

Mamma, I can't find my underwear again!

Just wear diapers!

Just wear diapers.

- It was one time, got it? - No, it wasn't.

Must be these servants.

They steal everything, man!

Why do they have to be so fucking poor? Pushpa!

- Yes? - Fuck!

Coming, sir.

Where's my underwear.

- Underwear! Will you stop checking me out? - Sorry, sir.

Jackass!

- All okay? - Look, it's Ajay

- Talwar! Sir, hello sir! Sir! - Yeah.

Sir, hello!

Sir!

- 'Hello, sir!" - Do you mind?

What's wrong?

It's Freddy.

I've clearly told him I'm not interested.

He's still after me to do 'Sailab 2', man!

It's okay. Relax.

Don't stress baby, it'll work itself out.

But he just won't stop calling me!

Good evening, sir.

I'm sorry to inform you, but there's been a 40-minute delay.

We should've just flown private.

Papa, I'm gonna go check out duty free. Do any of you guys want to come?

- Just take Sukhi with you. - Yeah.

You wanna come?

Duty free is for servants.

Aasmaan?

Ah, so you're stalking me now?

Am I that obvious?

What are you doing here?

I'm, taking a train to Delhi.

Very funny.

You? Where are you off to?

Delhi.

My Dad's getting a Padma Bhushan, so we're all going with him.

- Moral support. - Hmm.

And you?

My dad's getting a new liver.

So, I'm just going home.

Life support.

S-shit, I'm so sorry.

Please let me know if you need anything.

Thank you.

Actually, I should be thanking you.

Why?

For that pap thing at Dharma. I just wanted to thank…

You don't need to thank me. It's not a big deal.

I would have done the same for my mom or my sister.

So I give you mom and sister vibes or what?

Sorry, but, my mom's way more beautiful than you.

And if you need a brother, I'm here.

I already have a brother and he's more than enough.

Jetflight 6EE2127 is ready for departure.

- That's me. - Proceed to Gate 227 for boarding.

- Uh, I'll see you soon. - Okay.

- Bye. - Bye.

Are you buying that.

Are you nuts? It's for 18,000.

Bye.

Ma'am, I think you like it.

What?

Perfume. Do you want it?

No. Let's go.

Here, have some yogurt with it.

Rajat, why haven't you started eating?

What's wrong with you. You need to eat well, Rajat.

But I'm not hungry, Neeta.

What do you mean you're not hungry. At least try it. Come on.

It's so late, who could it be?

I'll get the door. Please eat.

Aasmaan! What are you doing here?

- Okay, I'll go back then? - No, wait! Come inside.

- How are you sweetheart. - I'm good, ma. How are you?

I'm fine.

- And where's papa? - There, having dinner. Come.

Papa?

What are you doing here?

I was, missing both of you.

- How are you? - I'm good, papa. Wow, look at

you, you're looking really fit!

All thanks to your mom's delicious food.

Then eat some.

Any chance there's leftovers for me? I'll go get some.

Hmm.

- Use a spoon to serve yourself. - My hands are clean, ma. Why do

- you always make such a big deal. - Wait for me.

I agree with him. What's the big deal?

- Ma, I'm old enough to help myself. - But let me put it in a plate

for you, Aasmaan! Let me do it.

Ma, here?

What's this?

Aasmaan, so much cash?

How--

Umm, mom your cooking is just, I mean…

Honestly it's so bland?

- Really? I know you love it. - Only you can say that to her.

By the way, I won't be able to make it

back for Diwali this year.

Why not? Everyone's going to be coming this year.

What?

Cause I'll be busy shooting for Karan Johar's film.

What?

- You mean you got the film? - I got the film!

When does the shoot start?

They've said we'll start in a month or so.

Oh, will there be an outdoor shoot?

There should be, it's a Karan Johar film.

- Who's the female lead? - Karishma.

What?

- Karishma Talwar? - Hey! Papa, just relax.

Why not Katrina Kaif?

Good idea, maybe I'll do the next one with her.

My son's doing all these big banner films.

Hmm.

And have you seen the kind of food I'm eating? I'm so done with this stuff.

Ma, listen, pa and I are going for a walk.

Yeah?

- Yes. - It's not that bad, pa.

See you later, ma.

I'll get my 10,000 steps in too.

How are you, uncle Mishra!

Making us all proud, Aasmaan?

Always trying my best!

Hey, how are you, Mr. Singh.

I remember your favorites. Which one do you want today?

No sweets today. Give me a…

Now we're talking.

What are you doing? When the hell did you start smoking?

Tomorrow I'm going to start drinking and doing drugs as well.

But I won't tell you. I don't want to bother you and ma.

How can we not? We are your parents.

And I'm your son and you didn't want to bother me?

Papa, I know everything. I know about your health.

You're all grown up, huh?

Come here.

You have to promise that you won't hide anything from me.

Promise. I promise.

Now give me that cigarette!

I said give it to me.

Okay.

I need to take this.

Ah, hi Freddy sir.

No sir. I'm in Delhi. I'm here to see my parents.

My dad's health was a little…

No sir, he's fine now. He's, he's good.

Immediately.

Uh, okay, sir. I'm, I'm on my way. I'll be there.

Film city, right?

Okay, sir. Okay.

Okay.

Sorry, papa. I have to go.

Freddy's a bit of a bully. He likes to control everyone.

No worry about it.

It's okay, you can go.

But all I tell you is, there'll be lots of people in this world,

who'll try their best to bend you to their will.

But don't ever forget one thing.

Aasmaan means the sky, and the sky doesn't bow down.

And if anybody ever tries to pull you down, keep your head high,

look at the sky and just remember who you really are.

Aasmaan.

Wow! What dialogue delivery! Father and son, both are stars.

Yes, sir. The set's almost ready. Just a minor paint job is pending.

It should have been done by now.

Wasn't this room supposed to be blue?

Why the fuck is it pink?

Fuchsia, you mean, but I get it.

Trust me, Freddy. This just suits the mood…

of the room better, you know?

It's a boys room.

Yeah, and it's the 21st century!

Gender norms are so passé, and I really think you should--

Do I pay you to think?

As a matter of fact, sir, you do, actually.

A film is a collaborative effort?

Not my films.

Sir, she is the new production designer.

She doesn't really think before she speaks.

But she's just told me, that I pay her to think.

That's what you said, right, fatty?

You, you can't say that, it's harassment!

No. It's the truth.

Now paint this room blue in the next five minutes and maybe…

I'll let you keep your job.

So generous. Freddy sir is so kind, right? Sir's so kind!

Hey!

I don't want your damn job. I fucking quit!

You need to talk to women with dignity and respect.

And you, Mr. Sodawala,

you've crossed the line. You will pay for this.

I'm not gonna spare you, you get it.

Don't you point that fucking sausage at me, woman.

Or what, huh? What you gonna do? You sexist pig!

And I'm the pig?

How dare you?

- You treat everyone else like a servant… - Hey! But not me. I'm

not your fucking slave.

- Put it down. - You tone it down!

- What you looking at, huh? - Hey! What're you staring at, huh?

- Don't touch me. - Or what? What'll you do? Huh?

- Don't. - What you gonna do?

- Don't. - What can you do, huh?

What's wrong? Are you scared?

She's dead. I think she's dead, sir.

How can you kick a woman, sir?

How can you kick a woman?

You know the thing is, Jeejeebhoy…

when it comes to women, I never raise my hand.

Aasmaan! My boy!

Come here.

Sorry, I rushed you from Delhi.

How's your dad doing?

He's okay. Papa is fine, sir.

Thank you for asking.

May I ask you for a favor, Aasmaan?

She's not dead. She's still breathing.

Sure sir. Tell me.

I need you for 'Aaraamzaade.'

But sir, I told you I'm doing Karan sir's film,

right?

Drop it.

Seriously? You're kidding right?

Sir, but, just the other day you said that,

if I do Karan sir's film my v-value would go up and that would be better for you.

We spoke about it in the office, right?

I launched your career, right?

And now's the time when I need you.

Sir, can't you push your schedule just a little bit.

I'll wrap up Karan sir's film and do yours next.

And what do I say to my investors, Aasmaan?

That the boy I launched… doesn't have time for me?

- No, sir. I don't mean-- - I'll have the script

sent over to you tomorrow.

We start shooting in a week.

I'll see you on set.

Sir, I can't.

Excuse me?

You gave me your word, sir.

I won't do it.

Actually Aasmaan, you gave me your word.

It's called a contract.

Shake it all you want, sir. I won't do it.

You're fucking with the wrong guy, Aasmaan.

I made you. I'll finish you!

I'll destroy you, you motherfucker! You and your entire goddamn family.

Come on.

Good boy.

Just think about your father.

Let's shake hands.

And we'll forget this ever happened.

But first, say sorry.

Sorry.

Bastard!

You know what actually?

Even I don't raise my hand on women.

What the fuck are all you looking at?

Fuck!