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Alright, you all know the rules
to dizzy pool, right?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Alright, Drew,
you're up first.
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Now you have to shoot
within three seconds.
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- Okay?
- Careful.
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- Okay.
- Alright.
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One... two... shoot, shoot, shoot.
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Ho-ho!
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Wow, he actually
hit the cube ball.
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Okay, that's one point
for Drew, right.
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Alright, Lewis,
you're up next.
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O-okay, alright...
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There you go.
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One, two...
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- Whoa!
- Oh.
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So that drinkin'
really paid off, huh?
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[horse snorts]
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Oh, Drew.
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Wow, I didn't even
feel that one.
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I thought your knees
were the first thing to go.
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(Greg)
'Hey.'
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Hey, Carey.
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(Drew)
Everyone else
sees this, right?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Hey, Clemens, I got
a riddle for you.
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What has four legs,
attracts flies
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and shouldn't be in my yard?
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Oswald and Lewis.
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Okay, let me add to that riddle.
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What has the brain
the size of a...
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What eats standin'...
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What smells...
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Bah, forget it.
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We're only gonna be
a minute, Drew.
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This is Charlie.
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Oh, does he live in your house?
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How do you keep him
off the couch?
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Well, he used to live in a
stable but we took him out
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'cause he's been depressed
ever since the horse
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he used to live with,
Steven, died of colic
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about a month ago.
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So where are you gonna keep him?
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That's where you come in, Carey.
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We wanna buy your house.
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Wha-my, my house isn't a barn.
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It could be if we
clean it up a little.
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Alright, that's it, listen,
my house isn't for sale.
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Now get out of here.
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You and the.. I've been waitin'
my whole life to say this.
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You and the horse
you rode in on.
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["Cleveland Rocks"]
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♪ All this energy callin' me ♪
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♪ Back where it comes from ♪
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♪ It's such a crude attitude ♪
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♪ It's back where it belongs ♪
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♪ All the little chicks
with the crimson lips go ♪
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♪ Cleveland rocks ♪
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♪ Livin' in sin
with a safety pin goin' ♪
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♪ Cleveland rocks ♪
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Ohio!
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["Wedding March"]
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[applause]
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(Amanda)
Why don't we start here?
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This is our
premium wedding package.
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Just picture yourself
on the most
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important day of your life.
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(Kate)
It sounds beautiful.
We'll take everything.
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(Oswald)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Hold the phone a minute.
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This looks a little pricey.
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How much did you say
are the flowers?
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(Amanda)
Only three thousand dollars.
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(Oswald)
You know what, we can make
tissue flowers. It'll be fun!
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(Drew)
Hey, who's gonna
even notice the flowers
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with us wearin' great-lookin'
jackets. How much are they?
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(Amanda)
Those are the Prince Philip
style morning coats.
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They're in absolute steal,
at $350 a piece.
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- Hey, that's not bad.
- To rent.
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(Lewis)
How much are these
snappy blue tuxes?
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(Amanda)
About a 100 each.
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(Kate)
Oh my god, is this the price
of the bridesmaid's dresses?
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(Oswald)
Okay, but we gotta have a good
band. How much does that cost?
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(Kate)
Well, a string quartet is about
a 1000 dollars for a night.
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(Drew)
You know, if we cut back
on the suits
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maybe we can afford
a better band.
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(Kate)
I'm scared to even ask this but
how much is the wedding dress?
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(Amanda)
Which one do you like?
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(Kate)
Well, this is the style
I'm looking for.
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(Amanda)
Oh, that one's 2000 dollars.
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- Kate?
- But it's so beautiful.
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(Oswald)
We can't afford it.
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It's so much money
for a dress
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you only gonna wear once,
Katie bear.
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(Kate)
You're right.
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(Amanda)
Wait a second.
I got an idea.
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We'll cut back on beer.
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I'm sure everybody
will understand.
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Who am I kidding?
We need beer.
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Well, isn't there anything
we can afford?
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Well, I understand
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they have a lovely ceremony
at Chuck E. Cheese.
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Oh. That'd be romantic.
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That's where we had
our first date.
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Oh, uh-huh.
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Bye.
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Look, when we decided to pay
for the wedding ourselves
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we knew there'd
be some sacrifices.
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How about we scale down
the guest list to just
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the dress and me?
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Hey, you know, maybe you can
have one of those weird weddings
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where everything's free 'cause
you're givin' publicity
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to somethin'.
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Hey, I read in the paper
that the Cleveland Zoo
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has a gorilla
who's an ordained minister.
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Oh!
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Uh, just one problem.
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After the ceremony he throws...
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Well, let's just say
it's not rice.
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I don't believe it.
This is it!
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This is the exact dress.
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What dress? Let me see.
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It's the dress I always dreamed
about since I was a kid.
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It-it's the dress
my Barbie wore.
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Oh, I remember that dress.
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You wanted to get it
so you can get married
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to one of the Banana Splits.
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Congratulations.
Your dream came true.
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Well, that settles it.
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If that's the dress
my Katie bear wants
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then we're going to
"Eileen's Once A Year
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Bridal Blow-Out Sale"
to get it.
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You comin', guys?
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Better than that,
we're gonna get there
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first thing in the morning,
so we're sure to get that dress.
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(Oswald)
'Yeah.'
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[clamor]
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- Drew, did you find it?
- No, not yet.
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Lewis, did you find it?
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I might have found it.
Where's Kate?
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Over there.
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By that rack.
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It's not your dress.
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O'Brien,
if there's no price
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you gotta hit 'em
in the kidneys.
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Oh, that's very nice, Drew.
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They say a blow-up doll
is never more lovely
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than on her wedding day.
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I'm here to help Kate.
What're you doing here?
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They find another
one you in Loch Ness.
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I'm lookin' for a dress for
a rock video I'm gonna be in.
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Insane Clown Posse?
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Yeah.
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(Lewis)
'Kate! Kate!'
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Is this the dress you want?
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Okay, I'll show you
one more time.
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This is the dress.
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These are the shoes.
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How could you forget?
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How many tea parties did
you and I have with this doll?
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Shh.
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Oh, I'm standing here
in a wedding dress.
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You know, you can pull that off.
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Hey, thanks, buddy.
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I mean, you can
pull it off right now.
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You look like you're
on the cover of Prison Bride.
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Hey, you.
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Out of that dress, now!
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Usually a lady buys me
a couple of drinks first.
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Ow, ow, ow, okay.
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It's not here.
I'm never gonna find it.
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You mean like the one
your Barbie dolls wear?
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- Yeah.
- I've seen it.
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It's over here.
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Here comes the bride.
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Here comes the bride!
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Oh, my God.
It's beautiful.
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I can't believe
nobody bought it yet.
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It's a designer gown.
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They don't put dresses
like that on sale, Ellie Mae.
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Oh, well, how much is it?
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Oh, it's only uh...
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...50, uh, 500, uh, 5000.. Oh.
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Bye-bye, dress.
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I'll miss you.
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Hey, 5000 dollars.
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I bet we could
afford that if we...
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...pulled our money together and
bought a gun or robbed a bank.
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You know what?
I-I'm being silly.
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Marrying you is what matters.
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Not a dress.
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I could be completely happy
married to you naked.
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- Hey.
- No.
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Jeez, is everybody
in the world gettin' married?
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Don't worry, Mimi,
someday your prince will come.
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Or somethin' named prince.
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[door opens]
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- Hey, Drew.
- Hey, Lewis.
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For God's sake,
would you look at that?
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Martha! Martha! Come in here.
You gotta see this.
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There's a pool table
inside the house.
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- Amazing, isn't it?
- 'Huh.'
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Next I'm thinking furniture
that goes on the lawn.
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I just don't know
what to call it.
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Okay, alright, so
why isn't the pool table
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in the backyard anymore?
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So I could buy Kate... this.
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Hey, that's the one she wan...
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You spent 5000 dollars
on a wedding dress?
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Yep.
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Horse's ass!
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I thought I was doing
something nice.
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Oh, you mean the horse
in my backyard.
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What?
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Oh, no. I was talkin' about you.
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You're a horse's ass.
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Hey, you didn't see Kate's face
when she saw that dress.
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You know, if her father
was still around
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he'd have found a way
to buy it for her.
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But... he's not, so I did.
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So, where'd you get the money?
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Neighbors gave me $5000 to put
the horse up in my backyard.
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What?
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You sold your backyard
so some big dumb animal
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could stand out here
all day and doing nothin'.
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And look, he's in my spot.
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Long-legged,
swayback crap machine.
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You're talking about
the horse now, right?
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Okay, sure.
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♪ Some enchanted evening ♪
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♪ You may see a stranger ♪
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♪ You may see a stranger ♪
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♪ Across a crowded room ♪
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File this away for me,
would you, Mimi?
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Alright.
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♪ Once you have found her
never let her go ♪
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♪ Once you have found her ♪
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♪ Never let her go-oo-oo ♪
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Ah, spring. When young man's
fancy turns by stomach.
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When was the last time you
even saw a young man's fancy?
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When's the last time
you even saw your fancy?
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Can't upset me, Mimi.
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'Cause I just did
the best thing
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a friend can do
for another friend.
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You know that dress that Kate
wanted for her wedding?
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Well, I bought it for her,
I'm gonna surprise her with it
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tomorrow at the shower.
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Wow. You doin' all these
beautiful things for a woman
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that you can never have?
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You're the hunch-front
to Notre Dame.
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[intercom buzzes]
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- Yes, sir.
- 'Hold my calls, Mimi.'
252
00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,177
'I'm going to run out
and grab a sandwich.'
253
00:11:33,177 --> 00:11:34,429
Yes, sir.
254
00:11:42,687 --> 00:11:44,773
Great! Now I gotta go
and get another sandwich.
255
00:11:44,773 --> 00:11:46,274
Which means I have to flirt
with the lunch lady
256
00:11:46,274 --> 00:11:47,901
to get extra meat again.
257
00:11:47,901 --> 00:11:50,028
Ass, get ready to shake.
258
00:11:52,155 --> 00:11:55,367
You don't have to ask it,
it just does it on its own.
259
00:11:59,412 --> 00:12:00,580
Hey, Mimi, is Drew here?
260
00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:01,623
I wanna show him
this wedding dress
261
00:12:01,623 --> 00:12:02,915
I just got downstairs.
262
00:12:02,915 --> 00:12:05,043
No, he's...
263
00:12:05,043 --> 00:12:07,838
Wait, you just got
Kate a wedding dress?
264
00:12:07,838 --> 00:12:08,964
Yeah, it's a surprise.
265
00:12:08,964 --> 00:12:11,340
A hundred
and forty-five dollars.
266
00:12:11,340 --> 00:12:12,425
When you gonna give it to her?
267
00:12:12,425 --> 00:12:13,510
At the shower.
268
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,596
Jeez!
269
00:12:16,596 --> 00:12:18,765
Look, I gotta say something
about that dress.
270
00:12:18,765 --> 00:12:20,934
Oh, now, hold on
one minute there.
271
00:12:20,934 --> 00:12:22,477
I know it isn't your style.
272
00:12:22,477 --> 00:12:25,688
It doesn't have any spangles
or polka dots or cowbells
273
00:12:25,688 --> 00:12:30,652
but, uh, you know, not everybody
needs that much attention.
274
00:12:30,652 --> 00:12:35,240
Well, thank you for your input.
275
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,783
What I was going to say is
276
00:12:36,783 --> 00:12:39,118
don't show the dress
to Drew now
277
00:12:39,118 --> 00:12:41,079
show it to him at the shower.
278
00:12:41,079 --> 00:12:42,622
Why?
279
00:12:42,622 --> 00:12:44,624
Well, if you show it to him now
280
00:12:44,624 --> 00:12:46,710
there would be
one less "Oh!" and "Ah!"
281
00:12:47,794 --> 00:12:49,045
You know, you're right.
282
00:12:49,045 --> 00:12:50,546
You got a hard shell
283
00:12:50,546 --> 00:12:54,384
but down deep you're
just an old softy, aren't you?
284
00:12:54,384 --> 00:12:56,344
Guilty as charged.
285
00:12:56,344 --> 00:12:58,596
[both laughing]
286
00:12:58,596 --> 00:13:00,932
- Lemme just ask you one favor.
- What?
287
00:13:00,932 --> 00:13:03,518
Please let me go to the shower.
288
00:13:03,518 --> 00:13:05,729
Oh, well, you know, it's just
gonna be friends and family
289
00:13:05,729 --> 00:13:07,230
and Kate says
you make her nervous.
290
00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:09,149
- I'll bring a ham.
- Alright.
291
00:13:09,149 --> 00:13:10,651
See you there.
292
00:13:12,193 --> 00:13:13,612
Dear Father, I hope
you're sittin' down
293
00:13:13,612 --> 00:13:15,363
'cause I got a shocker.
294
00:13:15,363 --> 00:13:17,240
This is not a joke.
295
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:20,368
Please, just keep Drew
alive for one more week
296
00:13:20,368 --> 00:13:25,122
so that I can go to what should
be one hell of a funny shower.
297
00:13:25,122 --> 00:13:29,628
Oh, and as usual, thank you
for the color peacock blue.
298
00:13:37,718 --> 00:13:39,263
[bells clanging]
299
00:13:45,059 --> 00:13:48,480
I don't know quite what this
means, Mimi, but thank you.
300
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,107
Thank you so much.
301
00:13:52,776 --> 00:13:53,735
You open this one, honey.
302
00:13:53,735 --> 00:13:54,987
[Oswald gasps]
303
00:13:57,989 --> 00:14:00,241
You do know the woman's
supposed to wear that, right?
304
00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:02,869
- It's my day, too.
- Alright.
305
00:14:02,869 --> 00:14:06,956
Oh! Well, this
is from the Clemens.
306
00:14:06,956 --> 00:14:10,710
It a gift certificate
to a book store.
307
00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:13,922
Thank you.
308
00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:16,216
That's nice. Thanks.
We'll use this.
309
00:14:18,051 --> 00:14:20,386
- Actually, that's for Kate.
- Oh.
310
00:14:20,386 --> 00:14:21,929
But there's something
in there for you too.
311
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,390
Oh, yeah?
312
00:14:24,974 --> 00:14:26,684
It's a ball!
313
00:14:26,684 --> 00:14:29,104
A red ball!
Whoo!
314
00:14:30,063 --> 00:14:31,856
Hurray!
315
00:14:31,856 --> 00:14:33,274
Wanna get a picture this?
316
00:14:33,274 --> 00:14:35,402
Oh, yeah.
Smile, click.
317
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,865
Hey, hey, his eyes were closed.
Take another.
318
00:14:39,865 --> 00:14:42,242
I only got about 200 shots left.
319
00:14:42,242 --> 00:14:46,913
I got a hunch, this party's
gonna get way more interesting.
320
00:14:46,913 --> 00:14:50,459
I lost the card on this one.
So I'm not sure who it's from.
321
00:14:55,463 --> 00:14:58,425
I thought it'd go great in that
big empty spot over your bed.
322
00:15:00,385 --> 00:15:01,678
Don't worry, honey
323
00:15:01,678 --> 00:15:04,598
when he's not around
we'll just turn it around.
324
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,102
Way ahead of you, buddy.
325
00:15:11,354 --> 00:15:13,898
I have more of
little pizzas, everybody.
326
00:15:13,898 --> 00:15:17,110
Hey, Carey, how come
you're not pushin' my ham?
327
00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:20,572
I will, later. Don't ever use
that expression to me again.
328
00:15:22,615 --> 00:15:24,534
Let's get to the big gifts.
329
00:15:24,534 --> 00:15:28,455
Oswald, Drew, don't you
have somethin' for Kate?
330
00:15:28,455 --> 00:15:30,123
Well, I guess, now's
a good time as any.
331
00:15:33,168 --> 00:15:36,838
Hello, everyone.
How are you all?
332
00:15:36,838 --> 00:15:39,132
I know I'm not invited,
and I won't make a scene.
333
00:15:39,132 --> 00:15:40,342
[gasps]
334
00:15:43,053 --> 00:15:47,390
[laughing]
Man, is he drunk? He's not
gonna remember any of this.
335
00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:49,101
Oh, yes, he will.
336
00:15:52,437 --> 00:15:54,856
Mr. Wick, look, uh... I know
how you feel about Kate and...
337
00:15:54,856 --> 00:15:57,192
Even though you feel
your love for her is eternal...
338
00:15:57,192 --> 00:16:01,530
Hello, lovely. What Spice Girl
might you be, huh?
339
00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:05,408
Knock You Out Spice,
if you touch me.
340
00:16:05,408 --> 00:16:06,867
Oh, it's alright.
341
00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:08,954
I'll just take him upstairs
and get him undressed
342
00:16:08,954 --> 00:16:10,872
and let him sleep it off.
343
00:16:10,872 --> 00:16:13,291
Might have to get him
a little tired first but--
344
00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:15,502
Uh, sorry, Mimi
345
00:16:15,502 --> 00:16:16,836
I don't need those kind of
ghosts in my house.
346
00:16:16,836 --> 00:16:19,088
Come on, Mr. Wick.
347
00:16:19,088 --> 00:16:22,425
Okay, I have a special
presentation.
348
00:16:22,425 --> 00:16:26,054
To me, to my beloved Kate.
349
00:16:28,139 --> 00:16:29,682
Now, I know it's not
exactly what you wanted
350
00:16:29,682 --> 00:16:31,517
but it's the best I could do
and I, and I hope you like it.
351
00:16:31,517 --> 00:16:33,060
[gasps]
352
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:36,022
Oh, honey.
353
00:16:36,022 --> 00:16:39,317
I couldn't imagine
anything more beautiful.
354
00:16:41,611 --> 00:16:44,864
Okay, everybody,
if I can have your attention.
355
00:16:44,864 --> 00:16:47,992
I have a special presentation
that I wanna make to my...
356
00:16:47,992 --> 00:16:50,078
...best friend Kate.
357
00:16:50,078 --> 00:16:53,123
Okay, uh, just to review...
358
00:16:53,123 --> 00:16:55,875
Kate just said I can't imagine
anything more beautiful.
359
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,627
Take it, Drew.
360
00:16:59,712 --> 00:17:02,173
- Here you go.
- What's this?
361
00:17:02,173 --> 00:17:05,176
Oh, I, I hope
it's a dream come true.
362
00:17:05,176 --> 00:17:06,594
Can you just move to the left?
363
00:17:06,594 --> 00:17:08,472
Get in the light,
just get in the light!
364
00:17:10,014 --> 00:17:12,225
Oh, this, this isn't fair.
I should have gone last.
365
00:17:12,225 --> 00:17:14,895
She used up all her
excitement on my gift.
366
00:17:16,313 --> 00:17:18,481
[gasps]
367
00:17:18,481 --> 00:17:22,818
Oh my god.
It's the dress.
368
00:17:22,818 --> 00:17:27,157
You rat, you set me up by giving
me the crappy dress first.
369
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:31,119
I love you both.
370
00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:32,829
Why'd you get
her the dress, Drew?
371
00:17:32,829 --> 00:17:33,997
I-I didn't know--
372
00:17:33,997 --> 00:17:35,498
You're always doing this to me.
373
00:17:35,498 --> 00:17:36,624
Look this way.
374
00:17:36,624 --> 00:17:39,210
[shutter clicks]
375
00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:41,295
You did this on purpose
to make me look like a fool.
376
00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:45,508
No, Oswald, when I said crappy,
I meant crepe.
377
00:17:45,508 --> 00:17:49,012
Um, isn't that the way
you pronounce this material?
378
00:17:49,012 --> 00:17:52,765
Oh, she's all full of crepe.
She knows what she meant.
379
00:17:52,765 --> 00:17:55,810
Jeez, Drew, what the hell
were you thinkin'?
380
00:18:04,152 --> 00:18:05,987
I know what he was thinking and
I wanna talk
381
00:18:05,987 --> 00:18:08,573
to you about it, right now.
Outside, let's go. Come on.
382
00:18:08,573 --> 00:18:09,824
- Right now.
- Hey.
383
00:18:09,824 --> 00:18:12,326
- Come on, right now.
- Oswald!
384
00:18:12,326 --> 00:18:14,621
[grunting]
385
00:18:16,247 --> 00:18:17,665
Just can't cover up, can you?
386
00:18:17,665 --> 00:18:19,375
Oswald, it's just a dress.
387
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:21,377
I don't care.
You're ruining the shower.
388
00:18:21,377 --> 00:18:23,088
If you don't stop
fighting I'm leaving.
389
00:18:23,088 --> 00:18:25,382
He did it to make me look bad.
He wants us to break up.
390
00:18:25,382 --> 00:18:26,882
He always wanted us to break up.
391
00:18:26,882 --> 00:18:28,634
He said we were
wrong for each other.
392
00:18:28,634 --> 00:18:31,053
- What?
- Thanks a lot, pal.
393
00:18:31,053 --> 00:18:32,930
I thought that's
between you and me.
394
00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:34,224
Kate, wait!
395
00:18:35,809 --> 00:18:37,226
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa.
396
00:18:37,226 --> 00:18:38,853
What? She's my fiancée.
I should talk to her.
397
00:18:38,853 --> 00:18:41,147
Hold on there, buddy. Think
about this for a minute, okay?
398
00:18:41,147 --> 00:18:42,732
Kate's angry, alright?
399
00:18:42,732 --> 00:18:44,943
You really wanna be
the first one in that door?
400
00:18:44,943 --> 00:18:48,529
Let her slap Drew
around for a while, huh?
401
00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:50,323
Then when she's done
with the heavy bag
402
00:18:50,323 --> 00:18:52,200
get a little arm weary,
you go in.
403
00:18:54,369 --> 00:18:57,288
Thanks for remindin' me what a
best friend's all about, buddy.
404
00:18:57,288 --> 00:18:58,581
I just have one question though.
405
00:18:58,581 --> 00:19:00,332
Why didn't you
break up the fight?
406
00:19:00,332 --> 00:19:03,169
It's been brewing for 30 years.
There's nothing I can do.
407
00:19:03,169 --> 00:19:04,921
Hmm. Scared of the horses, huh?
408
00:19:04,921 --> 00:19:07,424
They got metal feet
and big, long faces.
409
00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:12,345
I don't believe you.
410
00:19:12,345 --> 00:19:13,929
Why didn't you tell me you
didn't think Oswald and I
411
00:19:13,929 --> 00:19:15,222
were not right for each other?
412
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:17,308
What do you care
what I think? Ouch!
413
00:19:17,308 --> 00:19:19,393
Where's the waffle-maker?
Where's the waffle-maker?
414
00:19:19,393 --> 00:19:21,437
I didn't, ah, I didn't
want you to get angry.
415
00:19:21,437 --> 00:19:23,647
Aren't you tired
of being categorized
416
00:19:23,647 --> 00:19:26,734
in such an unflattering light
all the ti-- Ouch, oh, ouch!
417
00:19:26,734 --> 00:19:28,027
Hey, why are you mad at me?
418
00:19:28,027 --> 00:19:29,487
I'm not mad at you.
I'm mad at me.
419
00:19:29,487 --> 00:19:31,323
I don't wanna get married.
420
00:19:39,122 --> 00:19:40,915
The bride?
421
00:19:40,915 --> 00:19:44,585
I want to thank you for the most
intense five minutes of my life.
422
00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:46,128
Blindfolding me.
423
00:19:46,128 --> 00:19:48,506
As if it weren't dark enough.
424
00:19:48,506 --> 00:19:50,342
Have you no shame?
425
00:19:53,052 --> 00:19:54,471
What's he talking about?
426
00:20:00,142 --> 00:20:01,519
Great shower, everybody.
427
00:20:01,519 --> 00:20:03,563
Well, goodnight.
428
00:20:09,235 --> 00:20:11,237
So, you sayin', not one person
is gonna say anything?
429
00:20:11,237 --> 00:20:13,489
Yep, not one.
430
00:20:13,489 --> 00:20:16,367
Yow know what, instead of fifty
bucks let's put a hundred on this.
431
00:20:16,367 --> 00:20:18,662
Oh, you're on.
432
00:20:19,578 --> 00:20:21,706
Morning, pig.
433
00:20:25,376 --> 00:20:27,670
Jeez, can you lose
a little weight?
434
00:20:27,670 --> 00:20:30,048
I mean, I know I make fun,
but it's gettin' out of hand.
435
00:20:35,845 --> 00:20:37,013
[sniffs]
Wait a minute.
436
00:20:37,013 --> 00:20:38,682
You smell better.
437
00:20:40,182 --> 00:20:41,559
You know, I can't believe.
438
00:20:41,559 --> 00:20:43,311
Not a single person
knows the difference
439
00:20:43,311 --> 00:20:45,855
between Carey and a horse.
440
00:20:45,855 --> 00:20:50,109
Hey, you wanna try it
with a big rock?
441
00:20:50,109 --> 00:20:53,237
- What?
- Double or nothin'.
442
00:20:53,237 --> 00:20:55,990
♪ For he's a
jolly good fellow ♪
443
00:20:55,990 --> 00:21:03,080
♪ For he's
a jolly good fellow ♪
444
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:08,002
♪ This nobody can't deny ♪
445
00:21:09,295 --> 00:21:10,630
[chuckles]
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