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-Nice model, right? -Very nice.

-I want it. -I understand.

-We'd all like to have it. -I want to buy it now.

-Right now it's-- -A lot of money?

I know. I want it.

-The delivery time… -Delivery time?

What are you talking about? I just stepped out of it.

It's right here. Is it a mirage? Did I step out of air?

-Boys, did you find anything? -This one's all right.

Hey. Add those two as well.

Come on. Where's the checkout?

-Does it include… -Taxes?

Twenty-one percent.

Can you give us the voice?

Hi, Mom.

Thanks. I'm nearing 40.

I'm coming now.

I'll be there shortly.

Was that necessary?

It's my birthday and they want me at the office today.

Yeah, man.

When I get back, you'll get to see Nordin 2.0.

An upgrade, bro. She's going to Super Saiyan me today.

I've got 22 kilos left, man.

Moroccan Wagyu.

Mother.

The man's here to tell you the takeover price is reduced by 25%, yeah?

Nordin.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

Was this about the butcher shop?

You mean Europe's biggest halal producer?

Yes, that one.

Can you ask your assistant to email me a sheet with the ins and outs?

Thanks.

Nordin, sit down.

We've got you a little birthday present.

Check it out.

An authentic argan oil grinder that used to belong to our grandmother.

To remind you how it all started for our family.

Mom, I bought an Aventador.

V12, 6.5, blue.

I drove into the street like…

Through the neighborhood.

But it's nothing compared to what I'll be getting today.

Today is the day.

Today, you'll be giving me the keys to our family business,

to our father's kingdom.

Right?

We'll discuss your future in a minute.

Don't worry about my future. I watched a whole documentary yesterday.

Six episodes, 2.5 hours. Warren Buffett. I know everything.

-Numbers, graphs, tables… -Nordin.

…acquisitions, Nikkei index. Do you know about the yen?

Have you seen the news?

Can you listen for a moment? Please.

Good. We have something important to tell you. Hayat.

I'm stepping down from my position in the family business.

I'm taking a different path.

To do woke theater with Nadia?

I'm joining a political party.

Chouk? Mom?

Are you serious?

Her? You?

Since when are you into-- To make TikToks for them?

Don't be like that.

It's smart to have someone in politics. It makes our family stronger.

-What was your role again? -CMO.

Exactly. CMO, sure.

Yeah, the… Central Management of…

-Chief Marketing Officer. -Officer. Of course. Exactly.

What? I can do that.

CMO for a year and then CEO. I can do that.

We're very happy with the ambition you're showing, finally.

Dad, God rest his soul, would be proud.

However, a role within the family business

is not very realistic for you at the moment.

What are you saying? What is he saying?

Choukri is right. You're not ready for it.

Not ready for it?

What am I ready for, then?

My old elementary school?

-Is this a joke? -Listen, son.

We've been funding this school for a long time.

We want to know whether the money goes to the kids.

And you've got that teaching diploma.

Okay, but do I have to become the principal here?

A teacher?

What do you mean, elementary school teacher?

I should be the CEO of our company.

At least give me Hayat's position. Not an elementary school teacher.

Nordin. You got fined

for smuggling exotic animals from Dubai to the Netherlands.

And now you're begging for Hayat's position.

To become the CEO.

Mom, I want monkeys.

It's a stupid law. Why can't we have pygmy marmosets?

Oh, Nordin.

Go inside, learn what leadership means.

Get to know the children. You're an adult now.

If you think you can lead a company, then this should be easy.

For how long?

-Just a year. -What? A year?

"Just a year"?

Wow.

And if I refuse?

Than you can say goodbye to a job in the family business.

You can return that car and that mansion. No more money for you.

And you won't stop talking about those pygmy marmosets.

My wife can't sleep. I want to speak to the owner.

-The owner? -Right now.

No problem.

I'm calling the police.

Don't break anything or I'll break you.

The catering, magnificent.

As if my mom made it.

Did they release you already?

Katnuf. I have to take a picture with you.

Only 'cause you're friends with Nordin.

Who invited you?

Why isn't Nordin calling me back?

He's… His phone is charging.

Hey, have you been working out?

Beast.

Going to the gym?

DJ.

Ladies, everything to your liking?

Yo, Souf. Souf.

Where's Nordin?

All right, finish him.

Of course. Nice.

All right, he's finished. Come.

Man.

My dear class, open your books and turn to page 46.

Jonas, you can start reading.

Sebastiaan, I see your phone there.

It's "bomb threat," not "bomb thread."

No, I've warned you already. Come on.

Get up, you're going to… To the principal's office.

Are you okay?

Come in. Close the door.

-You mean our old school? -Yeah, man.

-And not as principal or anything? -Bro… Sixth grade teacher.

They fired the last one and now I have to do it.

-And you start on Monday? -Yes.

You're kidding me.

From 9:00 to 3:00, five days a week.

Say goodbye. His life is over.

-Do you remember your teacher training? -I don't remember anything, man.

What was even the point?

Dunya, Yasmina, Dunya's sister, Daliya.

Jennifer. She fled from me to Paramaribo.

We're going to get you ready.

Those kids will go crazy and this will be their best year ever.

Souf, get your phone.

-"Get your phone"? -Get your phone.

I'm not your lapdog. With that tone.

Why are you talking about dogs? Get your phone.

I'm getting it, but not because he told me to.

-What's the capital of Somalia? -Stockholm.

Which are the four major islands of the Balearic Islands?

The only important thing about Spain is who won the most El Clásicos.

-Real. -Barça.

-What are you saying? -You didn't even have a TV at home.

Simplify this fraction. 36/8.

Have you ever been asked for 1 euro and 36/8?

They need to know about Bitcoin, investment.

That's not for kids with fake AirPods.

They need to know how to get seven crazy bitches at your table.

What can you tell us about Christopher Columbus?

Forget Columbus and Marco Polo.

I'll tell you about a real explorer. Ibn Battuta.

Name the planets in order from the Sun.

Dude, do you eat batteries?

Ask Souf.

The Earth is flat.

Demon.

-You can't say that. -It's a joke.

-Sick Lambo. It's huge. -Yeah, man.

This isn't your dad's car. Beat it.

A familiar face.

-Nordin Kynani, right? -Yes.

Nice that your parents found a new hobby for you.

-My dad is dead. -Ah… Right.

-Are you ready? -We don't need to discuss anything?

No. You speak their language. I'll take you to your class.

Here we are.

Miss!

Welcome to the sixth grade.

Interesting challenge, I would say.

-I like a challenge. -Good luck.

All right, children. I'm your new teacher.

Good morning!

Guys.

Free Pokémon cards!

Okay.

My name is Mr. Kynani. I will be your teacher this year.

Siu.

What's your name?

Come here.

What's your name?

Siu.

You think you're funny?

Siu.

Come here. What's your name?

Can someone tell me this joker's name?

-Wesley. -Good job.

Idiot. Why did you say it?

-And you're punished. -What?

Lesson 1: Never snitch. Write "snitches get stitches."

Full page. Where are you going?

Cristiano Ronaldo is great, right?

Siu.

You're good at it. See that corner? Cool, huh?

Go do that a thousand times in silence.

-No. -Go do that a thousand times.

Start.

-You. -My name is Emma.

Did I ask you your name?

Get your phone and record him for TikTok.

All right.

Like I said, my name is Nordin. That's Mr. Nordin to you.

If anyone thinks they're funnier than me, please try me.

You're acting very tough. Just shut up and go.

-This bitch thinks he can handle us. -Shrek-looking ass.

I've dealt with tougher situations than a class of ugly kids.

Yeah, right. We can easily get you fired.

He touched me.

-What? -He touched me.

-Who touched you? -He touched me.

-What are you saying? -Gross. Pervert.

This teacher touches little girls.

This teacher touches girls.

Don't come too close.

Can somebody tell me why we still use this dumb chalkboard?

Mo.

Hey, snitch. You stop when the bell rings.

Lunatics.

FUCK UF! AIRPORT WORKER

Vera.

Ve… Jeez.

Teachers aren't supposed to enter my room just like that.

Yes, I know. I just wanted to…

Jeez.

You wanted to just what?

I wanted to ask why we still use chalkboards from World War II.

And I thought you wanted to resign.

Don't worry. They won't get rid of me that easily.

Right.

So?

So?

Those charity donation chalkboards.

Tradition and simplicity still have a place in education.

I believe certain old methods are still valuable.

Especially in the digital age.

It looks like you stuffed the entire digital age in your office.

You didn't leave any for the kids.

They still use smoke signals.

Mr. Kynani, you should focus on your class.

The teacher's lounge, where you can meet your colleagues, is that way.

Hey.

-It's that dude with the sick car. -What?

He drives a Lambo, but teaches here.

What are you doing here?

Lambo? I ride a bike, like your mom.

No, man. It's you.

-It's parked there. -One thousand percent.

-One thousand percent? -Yes.

-Is that what they teach you here? -Why not?

Listen, little hyenas.

If any of you snitches about that Lambo, you'll report here every day at 7:00 a.m.

-Where's the teacher's lounge? -There.

-I'm not coming at 7:00 a.m. -He's crazy, bro.

Crazy guy.

Listen, AI stocks are the future.

Same with Bitcoin. Early buyers are millionaires now.

We're all about AI.

I don't even have money to go on vacation.

And he's talking about stocks.

Hey, fresh blood in our harmony.

Welcome. My name's Henk.

Miranda.

You have the classroom next to mine. Impressive how you got them quiet already.

Hey, why do the classrooms look like old migrant worker housing?

You don't want to unravel those mysteries on your first day.

Innovation is, let's say, not always rewarded.

I've been trying to get new gym equipment forever.

Doesn't that stifle the children's progress?

Progress doesn't always mean better.

Who's this?

Henk. I just told you.

Hello, Mom.

How is it going?

Fine.

Where's that deal taking place tomorrow? I want to be there.

Nordin. There's no need. Focus on your own task.

What do you mean, "focus"?

You said you'd take me under your wing. I'm ready to be taken.

This teaching thing is a piece of cake anyway.

I have to go.

All right, but call me back.

Why doesn't my mom get it? I have to enter the family business.

She can see how easy this teaching thing is for me.

She's being an opp.

-Shut up about my mom. -Shut up about his mom.

You could just go. It will show your heart's in it.

She thinks I'm stupid.

Imagine when she sees me without the kids.

She'll kill me.

Who says you can't take the kids?

What?

Those old busses smell like piss.

We had to upgrade.

Right, hyenas?

My mom has a pole like this in her bedroom.

Look there. Let's throw poop at the sheep.

All right.

I'll get that deal done, you show the kids around.

-Show them around? -I hate kids.

Just go inside, open some doors. Wikipedia. Lie to them. You'll be fine.

Rats, come here!

Come.

All right, your first field trip has begun.

Ask. Do. Have fun. Nice.

None of your moms are rich enough to be vegan.

So you're all eating sausage and hamburgers.

And today, you'll learn where those come from.

I'll be doing something else. These are our tour guides.

They'll show you around. Clear?

You're not coming?

You're in better hands.

-They don't even work here. -Shut up.

Is everything clear? All right.

So, these are cows. They're made of mostly meat.

All right?

Siu.

Five million cows are slaughtered every day,

so we can produce 40 million sausages.

We all need to realize that.

You hear that? He answers immediately. This is a Moroccan cow.

Yuck, it's peeing.

It can pee in front of people. A Dutch cow doesn't do that.

It went to college and got a degree.

That's why Moroccan cows are cheaper.

-Don't worry. -I'm sorry, what?

They never go on field trips. Why not bring them to the factory?

You took your class to a slaughterhouse?

Yes, a slaughterhouse. For educational purposes. So what?

Calm down.

Everything all right?

Calm down, don't panic.

Stay calm.

In all my years as principal,

I have never seen a teacher be this reckless with their students.

The only thing saving you now is your family's generous donation.

And even that can't make up for what you did.

I assume you know what you're supposed to do.

I want to apologize for today.

It shouldn't have gone that way.

You're cool kids and I want your new teacher to see that

and appreciate it. All right?

Good luck. And do your best.

Siu.

Wesley, please. Enough, Wes.

But we don't want you to go.

My dad says if I don't get my grades up, I'll end up working in a slaughterhouse.

After what I saw today, those grades are going up.

I'm going to study so I can work in a call center.

I'm becoming the best nail stylist.

All right. I'll give you an assignment.

I want you to write an essay

about a profession that you think is too ambitious for you.

All right? I want to see essays.

But not a single word about nail stylists, let alone call centers.

If I see those words, I'm taking you to the slaughterhouse.

And this time with the animals.

Clear?

Police.

Nordin.

-Change of plans. I'm staying. -What?

About that generous donation…

If you keep opposing me, the money supply stops immediately.

What do you mean?

You'll find out soon.

All right.

Namaste.

-I'm player 1. -I'm 1, you're 2.

No way.

-It's my game. -You stole it.

-Give me your car keys. -You want to make your own traffic jam?

It's for a good cause.

Come on.

Hey.

Nice, sir.

-Look. -Sick.

Hey, no talking in the hallway.

Vera, you need to come now. Alarm phase 1, code red.

What?

Grab a box.

Lifting is good for you.