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Huh. What's all this?
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I'm trying to do the books
for the store.
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Oh.
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I thought it was some kind of
role-play thing.
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You know, strict accountant,
hot girl in debt.
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That's what you're into?
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Hey, I did Mrs. Claus for you.
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Oh, this naughty reindeer
remembers.
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So, since when do you
do the books?
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Ruben won't let me hire
an accountant.
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You went to college. Help me.
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Yeah, but I was
a communications major.
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We didn't do math. It was speech
class and film appreciation.
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Film appreciation?
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Yeah. You watch films and...
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you appreciate them.
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Never mind, I'll figure it out.
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Well, what about my mom?
She did this for years.
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Well, I don't want her
to think I'm dumb.
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[scoffs] You're adorable.
[chuckles]
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Well, you could ask your mom.
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She does the books
for the church.
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Not a bad idea.
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I know.
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Now, uh, tell me
I'm a naughty girl
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who's late on her
credit card payment. [chuckles]
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♪
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[coos]
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-You got a sec?
-What's up?
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I was thinking maybe, to get
the young people more invested,
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I could start playing my guitar
during the service.
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You know who else played guitar
while he preached?
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Charles Manson.
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Well, I doubt he played
"This Little Light of Mine."
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'Cause he was busy
getting people murdered.
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-Hey, Mom.
-Hi, honey.
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-Pastor Jeff.
-Georgie, would you be
more likely to come to church
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if I played my guitar?
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Hmm. Are you gonna play
cool songs or God songs?
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I think God songs
are cool songs.
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-Sounds fun.
-Don't lie in church.
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Sounds terrible.
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Your loss.
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It's gonna be groovy.
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That man never should've
gotten MTV.
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So, what brings you by?
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I could use your help
with the store.
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Of course.
Unless it's more money.
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-It ain't.
-Then of course.
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I need a hand with the books.
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Oh.
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Well, I would love to, but
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that's a big job, and I really
have my hands full here.
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I understand. Yeah.
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Mrs. McAllister used to do 'em,
I guess I'll just ask...
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-I'll do it.
-Great.
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I'm not leaving the fate of
my house in the hands of that...
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Lord, forgive me.
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You didn't say nothing.
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No, but I thought it...
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and it was bad.
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-Next.
-Here to renew my license.
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Stand behind the line
and read the eye chart for me.
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Yes, sir.
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That would be an E.
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Congratulations.
Now, try the fifth line.
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Fifth line, sure.
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Whenever you're ready.
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-Behind the line.
-Ooh. Sorry.
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-You wear glasses?
-No. Always had perfect vision.
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Uh-huh.
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Fifth line.
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Z. F. R. U. M. What's next?
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You go to an eye doctor.
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Hey. How was the DMV?
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Great. Easy-peasy,
lemon squeezy.
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They give you
a temporary license?
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Yes, they did.
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Oh. How long till the new one
shows up in the mail?
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-They didn't say.
-Oh.
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Hey, did they make you
take a new picture?
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What, you writing a book?
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Hey.
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Where'd my calendar go?
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I took it down.
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My mom's religious. She don't
need to be seeing bikini ladies.
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Excuse me, but God made
those bikini ladies.
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Also, don't be throwing around
the "God" word.
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Geez, okay.
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You can't say "geez,"
too close to Jesus.
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Anything else?
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You don't drink,
you don't smoke,
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and you don't believe
in sex before marriage.
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But that last one
probably won't come up.
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Hello.
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-Hey, Mom.
-Mrs. Cooper.
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-Hey, Ruben, how you been?
-RUBEN: Good.
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Just saving myself
for the right woman.
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What?
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Here's all the invoices,
receipts,
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and stuff that looked important,
but I didn't know what it was.
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Okay, well, better get started.
Do you have a calculator?
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In the desk.
No, no, no, the other drawer.
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That's Ruben's.
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We should pray for him.
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[gasps] Ooh, hey,
what's the score?
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It's, uh...
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-Cowboys up by three.
-Exactly.
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How much time's left?
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You got eyes, use 'em.
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[telephone rings]
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McAllister residence.
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Oh, hello, Mary.
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No, he's not home yet.
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Oh.
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I didn't know
you were doing that.
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I'll give him the message.
Bye now.
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Hmm.
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-Everything okay?
-Why wouldn't it be?
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Well, you said "hmm."
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Did you know Georgie asked Mary
to do the books for the shop?
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That explains the "hmm."
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Well...
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you just...
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you do so much for us already,
he didn't want to bother you.
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I'm not toast, Amanda.
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I don't need buttering.
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Honey, it's just the books.
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Oh, that look don't work
after the third beer.
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Hey, y'all.
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-Georgie, your mother called.
-Oh.
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Oh.
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Why does she even
want to do the books?
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It's not about the books.
It's about your mother.
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You're the one who said
I should ask her.
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Yeah. [scoffs] That was wrong.
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So now what?
I'm supposed to fire my mom?
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She can't expect me to do that
just 'cause she's upset.
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Oh, yes, she can.
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Well, she'll just have
to get over it.
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-No, she won't.
-Well, then I don't care.
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-Yes, you do.
-So much.
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No one knows how that store
operates better than I do.
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Uh-huh.
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I could do those books
in my sleep.
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Yep.
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Are you even listening to me?
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Yeah, of course.
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What'd I just say?
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"Are you even listening to me?"
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Why do I bother?
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Honey, are you really upset
he didn't ask you
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or are you just mad
he went to Mary?
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That has nothing to do with it.
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Although, I bet she loves
going through my work
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trying to find a mistake.
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Good luck, lady.
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You know, it's possible she's
not thinking about you at all.
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What a hateful thing
to say, Jim.
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Hello.
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Oh, Audrey.
What a pleasant, um...
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Hello.
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I come in peace.
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Have a seat.
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I just want to say
I think it's so great
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you helping Georgie out.
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But you'd do a better job.
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[laughs] Of course not.
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I just have
more free time than you.
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I can make time.
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But wouldn't you rather
spend it with CeeCee?
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I'm sorry, are you
trying to bribe me
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with my own granddaughter?
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Our granddaughter.
And yes. So what do you say?
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Well, like you said,
I am very busy,
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but thank you for coming by.
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Mary, it's an important job.
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I just want to make sure
it gets done right.
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And I'm gonna do it wrong?
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-AUDREY: Well, not on purpose.
-MARY: I'm about to do
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something on purpose.
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[laughs] Hey, Audrey.
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I thought I heard your voice.
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Pastor Jeff.
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Do you need something?
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No. I just heard
you gals chatting
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and thought of one
of my favorite Bible verses,
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"Where two or more are gathered,
I am there."
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One. Two.
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Three.
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Okay, I'm gonna go.
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But remember, He's still here.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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You're going 18 miles an hour.
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So?
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So, you drive like an old man.
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I drive like a safe man, which
is how I became an old man.
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-[sighs] Stop sign. Stop sign.
-Yeah, I see it.
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I see it.
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-[car crash]
-What the hell?
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-You okay?
-Yeah, you?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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A UPS truck.
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-That's a mail truck.
-Same thing.
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No, it's not.
One's big and brown.
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Same thing, Mandy.
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Last cop I talked to
recognized me from TV.
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How does that help here?
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Oh, it doesn't.
I just like thinking about it.
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-Were you the driver?
-Yes, sir.
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Gonna need your license
and registration.
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Sure.
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Actually, you know, uh...
[clears throat]
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He hit me. I-I was stopped
at the stop sign.
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I know.
I just need it for my report.
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00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:02,384
But I-I'm the victim here.
I didn't do anything wrong.
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00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:03,646
Dad, just give him your license.
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I don't want to.
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-You just went to the DMV.
-I did.
221
00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,741
Then why
is your license expired?
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Beats me.
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-Dad.
-Okay, fine.
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I had a little trouble
with my eye exam.
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00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:20,402
You said it was easy-peasy,
lemon squeezy.
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00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,839
Would you stop
remembering things?
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00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:25,929
I-I can't believe you let me
ride in the car with you.
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00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:29,367
Excuse me, I did tell you
to leave the baby home
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with your mother.
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Georgie back yet?
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Still on a tow.
Anything I can do for you?
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Just got the books all up
to date, wanted to go over 'em.
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Oh, how we doing?
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Maybe we should wait
till Georgie gets back.
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-Is it bad?
-I wouldn't say "bad."
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Good?
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I wouldn't say "good."
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Oh, God.
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I mean, jeepers.
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Hey, get this, the guy
241
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I just towed does all the ads
on bus benches.
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Says he'll give us a discount.
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00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:05,839
Hold your fire.
We need to talk.
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00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,318
I know you're gonna say
we can't afford it...
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00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,538
-You can't afford it.
-Geez.
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00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,367
Georgie, language.
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I have been
going over the books,
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and you are barely scraping by.
249
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:20,418
Well, that can't be right.
Business has been booming.
250
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[sighs] I don't know
what to tell you.
251
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You either got to spend less
or make more.
252
00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,337
Great. I choose to make more.
253
00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:29,776
-How we gonna do that?
-Advertise.
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There's got to be money
for one bench.
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00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,562
There isn't. And I have marked
a few other places
256
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,868
that you might want to cut back.
257
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:38,480
Okay. I'm just spitballing here:
258
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,525
How about we fire Georgie?
259
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:43,006
Come on, can't you get creative?
260
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:44,442
Move some numbers around?
261
00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:46,880
You are not underwater yet.
262
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,056
You just need
to tighten your belt.
263
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,449
Well, if you're sure
there's nothing else we can do,
264
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,495
then I guess there's
nothing else we can do.
265
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:54,757
Mrs. McAllister, I was wondering
266
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,367
if you could take a look
at the books for me.
267
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,028
I'm sorry?
268
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,378
I thought your mother
was doing your books.
269
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:10,860
Well, she was, but I realized
I should've come to you first.
270
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,514
Why didn't you?
271
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,777
You know me. I'm young.
272
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:17,171
I make all kinds
of bad decisions.
273
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:20,391
So you're saying your mother
isn't up to the task,
274
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,829
and I would do
a much better job?
275
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:25,266
Should I say that?
276
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,007
Yes.
277
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,009
Then consider it said.
278
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,358
Say it.
279
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:34,231
Look, my mom's just kind of
set in her ways.
280
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,712
I need someone creative,
someone a little more fun.
281
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:40,411
Well, I'm certainly more fun
than that old Bible thumper.
282
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,328
Okay, okay, she's still my mom.
283
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,896
Although, I have literally seen
her thump a Bible.
284
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,334
I suppose I can take a look.
285
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:51,988
And while you're at it, I'm
hoping you can find me the money
286
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,903
to advertise on a bus bench.
287
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,775
-I'm sure I can.
-Great.
288
00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,689
But only after you say it.
289
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,347
-See you later.
-[stammers]
290
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,566
Hey. Where do you think
you're going?
291
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,089
Hardware store.
292
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,570
-Oh, you're not driving.
-I'm fine.
293
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,224
You don't have a license.
294
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:13,096
Yeah, well, you got
more tickets than me.
295
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,838
Yeah, that's because
I'm reckless, not blind.
296
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,972
Okay. [scoffs] You need to go
to the eye doctor.
297
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:22,018
Mandy, look, there's already
a blonde lady in this house
298
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:24,716
whose job it is
to make me unhappy.
299
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,283
You want me to get her?
I can get her.
300
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,416
-Mom!
-Shh! Shh!
301
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,374
Okay, let me take you
to get your eyes checked.
302
00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,899
No, I don't need another doctor
telling me I'm getting old.
303
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,422
Is that what this is about?
304
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,381
Every time I go,
it's a new thing;
305
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:40,297
high cholesterol,
enlarged prostate.
306
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:43,866
I'm a big guy, maybe
I should have a big prostate.
307
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:47,043
Is that how prostates work?
I honestly don't know.
308
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,653
You know,
ever since I turned 50,
309
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,525
I've been getting mailers
from the AARP.
310
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,788
Well, can't read 'em.
311
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,877
I'm not going to the eye doctor.
312
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,010
-Mom!
-You suck.
313
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:03,930
All right, Jeff,
let's see what you got.
314
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,716
PASTOR JEFF [over radio]:
Test, test.
315
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,414
"This Little Light Of Mine,"
take one.
316
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,897
♪ This little light of mine♪
317
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:18,031
♪ I'm gonna let it shine♪
318
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:20,642
♪ This little light of mine♪
319
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:23,688
♪ I'm gonna let it shine...♪
Everybody.
320
00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:26,300
MARY and JEFF:
♪ This little light of mine♪
321
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,258
♪ I'm gonna let it shine...♪
322
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,608
-I can't hear you.
-♪ Let it shine♪
323
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,262
-♪ Let it shine, let it shine♪
-♪ Let it shine, let it...♪
324
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:33,742
What the heck?
325
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:38,225
Second verse, same as the first.
326
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,576
You want me to lose my house?
327
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,186
You saw the ad, huh?
328
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,709
I did.
329
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,103
See? And you came right in.
330
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,933
-What ad?
-The one on the bus bench
331
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,240
that I told him
he couldn't afford.
332
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,589
Are you kidding me?
333
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,460
It's fine. I found some money
in the budget.
334
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,593
You can't just find money.
335
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,334
I was looking over our books,
336
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,336
and I realized, if we reported
a loss this quarter,
337
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:05,469
we could lower our corporate tax
burden to get a refund,
338
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,036
which I took an advance on
to buy the ad.
339
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,518
You realized that?
340
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,738
I just said it, didn't I?
341
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,784
But who said it first?
342
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,917
I'm sorry,
343
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,310
is it so hard to believe
that I can figure that out?
344
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,138
-Yes.
-Absolutely.
345
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:23,879
I'm insulted.
346
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,143
This was Audrey's doing,
wasn't it?
347
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,103
Yes, but I'm still insulted.
348
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:36,892
Remember me?
349
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,850
No.
350
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,765
Really?
351
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,898
I came in here a couple days ago
to take my eye test.
352
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,422
That narrows it down.
353
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,250
I didn't do real good,
354
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,601
so I went and got these bad boys
for driving.
355
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,170
Pretty sharp, huh?
356
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,478
You're a very handsome man.
357
00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:01,264
Okay, what do you want?
Fourth line? Sixth line?
358
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,874
Hey, I tell you what,
I'll just start at the bottom,
359
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,442
work my way up. "Made in China."
360
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,618
Bottom right-hand corner. Bet
no one's ever read that before.
361
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,056
See that clock over there?
362
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:11,361
2:35.
363
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:13,363
Oh, no. 2:36.
364
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,584
Congratulations. Just go
get your picture taken over...
365
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:17,977
No, no, no, I'm not done.
I'm not done.
366
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,369
Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
367
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,501
Hey, you see that guy
standing there?
368
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,546
He's wearing an IZOD shirt.
369
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:25,245
It got that little alligator
right there, clear as day. Yo!
370
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:27,595
Nice shirt.
371
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:31,991
[knock on door]
372
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,216
You and me need to talk.
373
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,218
I didn't go to your son.
He came to me.
374
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,179
I do not care who came to who.
375
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,616
Georgie is being careless
with his money,
376
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,835
and you are helping him.
377
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:54,796
Oh, please. You're just mad
I found something you didn't.
378
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:55,927
You didn't find anything.
379
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,017
You are just robbing Peter
to pay Paul.
380
00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:59,627
Well, that's how business works.
381
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:02,151
Oh, please,
this is not about business.
382
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,718
This is about you
trying to spite me.
383
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:06,634
It can be both.
384
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,201
Well, guess what, lady?
385
00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:11,377
If I lose my house,
I am moving in here.
386
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:14,119
Why don't you try having
some faith in your son?
387
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,035
You are gonna talk to me
about faith?
388
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:19,255
I have faith out the wazoo.
389
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,647
Charming.
390
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,867
[sighs]
391
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:27,220
But I also know
that Georgie can be...
392
00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:30,310
impulsive and overly confident,
393
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,530
and sometimes, that gets him
into trouble, and...
394
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:38,231
...I don't know if I can take
any more trouble.
395
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,808
I guess it's possible
I wasn't thinking
396
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,941
about all you had to lose.
397
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,423
[sighs]
398
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:59,774
It seems Georgie did kind of
play us against each other.
399
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:02,690
I suppose he did.
400
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,344
When he was little,
401
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:07,782
any time I said no,
he went straight to his dad.
402
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:11,220
Amanda still has Jim
wrapped around her finger.
403
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,266
Oh, you should've seen
Missy and George.
404
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,703
Fathers can be so weak.
405
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,444
Well...
406
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:19,359
not every Father.
407
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,317
Ugh, give it a rest.
408
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,241
Hey, I'm-- What-what-what
is happening here?
409
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:36,593
Your mother just
stopped by for a chat.
410
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:37,812
No one's yelling?
411
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,118
We are both adults.
412
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:40,597
We can have
a civilized conversation.
413
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,121
[Audrey chuckles]
414
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:45,036
-Is that booze in them cups?
-Have a seat.
415
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,430
-Actually, I should go
say hi to my daughter...
-She said sit.
416
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:48,997
Yes, ma'am.
417
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,607
-That was good.
-Thank you.
418
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:51,782
-May I?
-Please.
419
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,784
You cannot go pitting us
against each other
420
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:54,785
to get what you want.
421
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,265
-We are...
-I would never...
422
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,354
-Don't you interrupt her.
-Yes, ma'am.
423
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:02,706
I will no longer be
the good cop to her bad cop.
424
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:04,795
[scoffs] I wouldn't say bad cop.
425
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:07,015
I would say responsible cop.
426
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,713
Don't be so sensitive.
427
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,541
So now I'm a sensitive cop?
428
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,674
I'm on your side.
429
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,066
Are you? Because it seems like
430
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,242
you're trying to make me
the bad guy.
431
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:19,027
You don't need my help for that.
432
00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:21,116
I'm confused.
Are y'all still mad at me?
433
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,770
BOTH:
Yes.
434
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,293
How am I the bad guy
435
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,426
when you keep trying to take
CeeCee's pacifier away?
436
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:28,645
Oh, fine, then you can pay
for her braces.
437
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,648
Well, then you can pay
for her therapy.
438
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:34,390
[laughs] Therapy?
Are you even Texan?
439
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:38,177
How dare you?
440
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,439
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