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That's a lot of money.

Well, you're well worth it.

Thank you.

You're welcome. You're a very generous man.

Wow. Wow, that's great.

progress.

Okay.

I could never be enough considering the way he fucked me over.

We were happy, too.

Remember?

That was a long time ago.

Got the hots for that girl out there, don't you?

She's a band, just like you used to be.

And God's not so bad either.

You know what?

You've never changed.

What have you got in mind?

Oh...

oh yes oh

Excuse me, this seat taken.

Now, I have a business, man. I haven't got much time on my hands, so would you

take anyone to my suite?

Are you out of your mind?

Well, if it's a question of money, I'm sure I can come to some arrangement.

I don't know who you think I am.

Hey, look, pal. This is my wife.

Your wife?

She's your wife?

Yeah. You got a problem with that? I'm sorry. No, I'll tell you. There's been a

misunderstanding here. I'm really sorry.

I said there's been a misunderstanding. You just made a decent proposition to my

wife.

Listen, there has been a big misunderstanding here. I mean, my

to your suite, okay? And I was down the balcony, and I was listening to some

noises, and I could have sworn... Donald, why didn't you close the drapes?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to embarrass you or anything. You know, I don't know

what you would do if you meant to embarrass somebody.

I'm sorry, okay?

I said I'm sorry. What more can I do?

Donald, we gotta go. We're gonna be late for the party. Come on. Nice meeting

you. Pleasure's all mine. Wash out those grapes.

Mr. Donald Richmond?

Yes? I have an envelope for you with compliments from the District Court of

Santa Barbara.

Have a nice day.

What is it, an old parking ticket?

Old parking ticket, my ass.

My ex -wife.

She's won her case, and the judge has ruled for me to pay path alimony over

last five years.

Five years? How much is it?

Only $500 ,000.

Oh, my God, they can't do this.

Well, yes, they can, and I have five days.

Where are we going to come up with that kind of money?

Well, other than armed robbery, I'm open for suggestions.

Well, can we make installments?

Possible.

No, no, no, this is the final statement.

Either I pay or I go to jail, and then I can't work.

Can you borrow it from somebody?

Honey, this is $500 ,000, not $5.

Well... Maybe you can ask your ex -wife if she can wait a couple days, and I've

got a couple friends we might can borrow it from.

You know what? That just might work.

I mean, we can always pay her in what we're getting from the production.

This is perfect.

Oh, honey, you're a treasure. Come on. Just go take care of it.

How you doing, Teresa?

Good morning.

Nice place you got here.

There are nicer places, but since you are Payne, and you are now Kevin

Costner... You know, you're still beautiful.

It won't work.

Oh, come on, Teresa.

You still got that fury?

That fire?

Please, Donald, don't.

No,

Donald.

No.

Mother, it feels so good, though.

I know.

I miss it so much.

Oh yeah!

Oh baby!

Oh, yeah.

Hmm.

As you know, dear, money is near death, probably.

I was only 16 when my dear husband Bruce died of a heart attack.

I inherited all of his oil wells.

So how much more did you want, lovey?

Well, half a million.

Well, I guess that isn't asking for too much.

You know, we'll pay you back as soon as the production pays us. You know, we're

under contract for a TV soap opera.

And we're in a contract with them for forever.

You know, you've really turned out to be a very beautiful woman.

So why can't you count on your help?

Of course. What are friends for?

Yeah, I know. It's so hard to find someone to help you when you're in

you know.

Yeah. Well, I'd better go and tell Donald the good news.

Don't leave right now, honey.

Come along.

Well, I've really got to go, though. Dawn's kind of expecting me.

Maybe just for a little while.

You're so pretty.

Yeah.

I don't know. It's a stadium.

I'd like to share the room.

Awww.

oh oh

Oh yeah.

Oh.

No, no, no.

Oh.

Yeah.

Thank you very much.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh!

That was really nice of you.

Here you go.

What's this?

What is this?

It's $500.

Well, what did you want?

$500 ,000.

That's what I asked for. Are you crazy?

$500 is good. What the fuck is it? Fuck you. God.

A little fake girl.

Is she crazy?

I don't know.

Just forget it. She's stupid.

Why would I?

Man, is she crazy or something?

Like, totally.

What does she think? We're going to give her all this money?

Oh, baby, that was really good.

Oh, yeah.

It's okay, darling.

I mean, you did the best that you could with what was expected of you.

I mean, I'm sure I'll manage somehow.

McDonald, I love you so much.

I would do anything for you.

I love you, too.

Ah.

yes oh

oh

What are we going to do? How are we going to get the money?

Excuse me, may I join you?

Now,

I seem to know that you two are having some problems, and I can help you with a

lot of money.

Oh, and how did you hear about this?

Well, let's just say $100 will buy a lot of information at the hotel.

So what's this deal?

Well, I propose half a million dollars...

Oh, I'll ask you if I don't need you.

You are crazy!

No, I'm not crazy. I'm very serious.

And for another half a million dollars, you and I can have the same deal.

And what if it's just you, my ex -wife?

You mean we can make a million dollars in one day?

You're not going to accept, are you?

Well, I figured that if you're willing to sacrifice yourself for me, then I

should be willing to sacrifice myself for you.

Fettled. This is my address.

I'll see you shortly.

All right. Show me.

You're crazier than that damn Chandler.

Well, I don't know if they're really going to show up. What do you think?

I don't know. They really seem like they're in love.

That's the kind of people to do this sort of thing, you know?

Well, you know what? They say money talks.

Yes, dear. I do speak the language of money, as you well know.

Well, you know, you're such a little fool, aren't you? Yes, I am. You would

know.

What's the matter?

I'm thinking about Susan Richards' proposal.

What? What are you, crazy?

What do you mean? Do you have a better idea?

Yeah, don't do it.

I'm doing this for you.

You know what I think?

I think you want to fuck me.

Fuck you.

Fucking whore.

Hi, Julie.

It's Crawford.

I've kind of given some thought to your proposal, and I've decided to

take you up on it, if it's still available.

Oh, absolutely.

In fact, I think you've made an excellent decision.

And I have no doubt that you'll be able to rise to the occasion.

Don't be so nervous.

In fact, just to make things a little easier, I came to meet my friend

Hi. Hi. Hi.

Why don't you have a seat?

Okay.

Why don't you get a seat?

Okay.

Ugh.

yes that's it oh

Yes, right there, right there.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, right there.

Oh, my.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

hmm hmm

Mm. Mm.

Mm.

Oh yeah.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Oh, yes.

Not a word, not a word.

Hello?

Hello, Richard.

I just thought I'd report that everything was more than adequate on my

Definitely worth the money.

And yours?

Hey, I can't complain.

Things are thrown just perfect.

But I think we ought to make them work a little bit more, don't you? Make them

work sounds good to me, but I tell you, at this end we're working very hard.

I know, I'm having far too much fun.

Well, hang on to your horses. I'm going to get a little cleaned up and we'll be

on our way.

Okay, well, clean up and whatever.

Okay.

Get ready. Here we come.

Love you.

Bye.

Yeah, well... What did your wife want?

Well, you know, she wants to play games. She's into little piggy games.

What's it about?

Well...

She's got a dirty mind.

That's what she thinks about.

What else can I tell you?

It's like you and I. What are we doing?

Having a little fun. She wants to have fun too.

Why I married her.

That's why I married her. She's a dirty bitch.

You trust me? What?

No. No, just close your eyes for me, okay? Okay. Look straight ahead.

Your eyes are closed?

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

What are you doing? What are you doing? Just relax.

You trust me?

Uh -huh. Just relax.

You're not getting up in bed.

It's a little game.

You and your game. Okay.

Tight enough for you? Uh -huh.

Okay.

Bye.

Hey! What's the thing?

Hi!

Ugh.