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Hey.
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Hey, how's it going? Hey, Marcelo.
Richie. Hey, Richie.
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Interested in the car?
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I am.
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What year is it?
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2015.
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It's a VW Jetta.
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You know, I can't sell these TDIs
anymore, these diesels, but this is as
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as you get.
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Over 30 miles a gallon.
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Bargain price, only 30 ,000 miles.
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I mean, it's a...
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We're selling out for $22 ,000.
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$22 ,000?
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Yeah.
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Just because, you know, we had one
owner.
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What's, like, your lowest number that
you'll consider?
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Depends if you have cash or not.
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Well, I got $10 ,000 cash on me right
now in my other car.
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What car do you have there?
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My crappy little Honda.
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Ah, can't be enough for me, but if you
can come up with $18 ,000, I guess
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something that would definitely suit me
would be for you.
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No.
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Why don't you... Paint looks a little
dull.
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Yeah, I didn't have time to polish up,
but there's no scratches.
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How many miles does it say on it?
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28 ,000 miles.
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$15 ,000.
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I don't know. That price is a little
steep for me.
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It's below.
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It's below Kelly's little book. $4 ,000
over my budget right now.
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Well, I don't know.
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How about $17 ,000 and I'll throw away
the tax for
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you? $13 ,000.
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I can't do that.
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If you can do $16 ,000.
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$14 ,000.
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I can do 16, but I can give you
something that's really sweet to do.
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Sweetheart.
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I just can't go over 15.
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Oh.
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This is Dolly. That's my wife.
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Nice to meet you.
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She's part of the deal.
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I'm trying to sell the car, hon.
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Wait, what?
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Isn't that worth it?
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Isn't that worth the fuck?
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No, it's $16 ,000.
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Wait, so you want me to fuck your wife?
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Yeah, if you got $16 ,000 for the car.
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I got $14 ,000.
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Are you kidding?
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Why don't you...
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Like,
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are you guys fucking joking about this
or what?
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Why don't you steal the merchandise?
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Why don't you come to my place?
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Let's find the papers inside. It's 16.
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Yeah.
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You don't haggle with fine pussy, do
you?
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Let's go to my house.
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Fuck it.
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So, should I get the papers?
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Yeah.
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Why don't you show me your phone?
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I'll leave you two alone here and then
I'll get the papers for signing.
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Okay, one 2016 Volkswagen Jetta for the
bargain
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price of $16 ,000.
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I'm not, well, I'm not putting here that
I'm renting my wife for it, but
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that's the only good incentive.
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Some people offer coffee and donuts, I
offer a few holes.
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A few holes?
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Yeah, you know, a very expensive hole.
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Are you ready to sign?
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I kind of want to finish this first, so
we're
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all on the same page.
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Sweet. Stop. He's not ready to sign yet,
so I guess we have to let him sign.
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Why don't you go down there and watch?
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We never did that before.
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Let's do it now.
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It's around.
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That's what you're making it do. You
might as well watch it, huh?
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Do you want to see it?
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Uh -huh,
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I can't see it.
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Okay, I think that's enough time to
decide, though.
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So we sign the papers now, and then you
can go back to fucking my wife?
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What?
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What's the paperwork?
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I'm gonna do some real work for once.
I'm tired of being the only one earning
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the money around here.
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What do you mean?
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Why don't you speck the dick a little,
huh?
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I'm always doing it.
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I don't want to speck my dick.
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No? No.
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This is between you and us.
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We just need to be a little lower.
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11 -5.
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That's my score. 11 -5?
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You're selling it for 11 -5. Get in
here. 11 -5 or I'm going to leave right
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Get up here.
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11 -5.
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Take it, honey.
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Get in here.
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There we go.
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Honey, you earned your keep, huh?
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She can dress, huh?
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Let's take a look at you. Uh, okay.
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Okay, ready?
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Peter?
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This is why I have to fuck other dudes.
Come on, look. Let's compare.
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Scoot up.
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Look at this.
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Look how tiny you are.
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You could be with this all day.
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What worth do you even have to me, huh?
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Who's selling the cars here?
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Me. Me. Come on. I'm having to sell the
car.
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Take it deeper.
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Come on.
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Boyce had to sell his car for that.
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Well, Boyce is selling all the cars for
him, and I feel like he just
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kind of needs to know his place around
here.
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And it's only... How much did you pay
for it?
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Eight thousand.
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Come on.
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I'm trying to cheat you out of it. Let's
be real.
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Oh, I know.
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I'm going to believe you.
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That's why I'm leaving here.
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Whatever you want, Steve.
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Whatever I want?
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Yeah.
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You need a real dick sometimes.
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Oh, that's some really expensive dick
you're fucking with.
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Expensive? Who's paying off?
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It's costing us $4 ,500.
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We're still making a profit.
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What kind of rainy custom rain can you
just fuck in?
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Get down here and watch.
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Watch how a real man fucks.
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I'm not the real man.
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Help!
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Help! Help!
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Help!
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I'm not allowed to join myself
sometimes?
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This is just supposed to be a
conversation.
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Stretchy you are.
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It's really stretchy you are. It's so
big.
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I don't want you wearing a little cock.
It won't please me anymore.
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Do you really think it ever did?
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I do.
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Yeah, get down there and watch.
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Uh -huh.
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A nice, close view of what you don't
get.
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Uh -huh.
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Suck it.
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Suck it all off.
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Get down there. Come on.
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Be enthusiastic about it. Show a little
appreciation.
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What?
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You're getting a good deal from this
guy.
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A little gratitude, huh?
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What,
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do you have a problem with him? No, I
don't have a problem. No problem? No.
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Get back down there.
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Useless after all, huh?
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fucking so hard you never do that do you
oh no you
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can't fuck me like this you can't fuck
me like this you
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can't
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I fucking love watching you getting
fucked.
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Yeah, you do.
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You can come inside me.
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Can I come inside you?
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Yeah, of course.
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Throwing the trash? Okay, okay. Yeah,
the trash.
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Trash is right here. This is the trash,
isn't it? Come on.
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Willie? Mm -hmm?
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Oh, that's disgusting.
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Disgusting? Just like you?
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Just like this?
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Wouldn't you say this is quite
disgusting?
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Oh, yeah.
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Thanks for the news.
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