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Hey.

Hey, how's it going? Hey, Marcelo. Richie. Hey, Richie.

Interested in the car?

I am.

What year is it?

2015.

It's a VW Jetta.

You know, I can't sell these TDIs anymore, these diesels, but this is as

as you get.

Over 30 miles a gallon.

Bargain price, only 30 ,000 miles.

I mean, it's a...

We're selling out for $22 ,000.

$22 ,000?

Yeah.

Just because, you know, we had one owner.

What's, like, your lowest number that you'll consider?

Depends if you have cash or not.

Well, I got $10 ,000 cash on me right now in my other car.

What car do you have there?

My crappy little Honda.

Ah, can't be enough for me, but if you can come up with $18 ,000, I guess

something that would definitely suit me would be for you.

No.

Why don't you... Paint looks a little dull.

Yeah, I didn't have time to polish up, but there's no scratches.

How many miles does it say on it?

28 ,000 miles.

$15 ,000.

I don't know. That price is a little steep for me.

It's below.

It's below Kelly's little book. $4 ,000 over my budget right now.

Well, I don't know.

How about $17 ,000 and I'll throw away the tax for

you? $13 ,000.

I can't do that.

If you can do $16 ,000.

$14 ,000.

I can do 16, but I can give you something that's really sweet to do.

Sweetheart.

I just can't go over 15.

Oh.

This is Dolly. That's my wife.

Nice to meet you.

She's part of the deal.

I'm trying to sell the car, hon.

Wait, what?

Isn't that worth it?

Isn't that worth the fuck?

No, it's $16 ,000.

Wait, so you want me to fuck your wife?

Yeah, if you got $16 ,000 for the car.

I got $14 ,000.

Are you kidding?

Why don't you...

Like,

are you guys fucking joking about this or what?

Why don't you steal the merchandise?

Why don't you come to my place?

Let's find the papers inside. It's 16.

Yeah.

You don't haggle with fine pussy, do you?

Let's go to my house.

Fuck it.

So, should I get the papers?

Yeah.

Why don't you show me your phone?

I'll leave you two alone here and then I'll get the papers for signing.

Okay, one 2016 Volkswagen Jetta for the bargain

price of $16 ,000.

I'm not, well, I'm not putting here that I'm renting my wife for it, but

that's the only good incentive.

Some people offer coffee and donuts, I offer a few holes.

A few holes?

Yeah, you know, a very expensive hole.

Are you ready to sign?

I kind of want to finish this first, so we're

all on the same page.

Sweet. Stop. He's not ready to sign yet, so I guess we have to let him sign.

Why don't you go down there and watch?

We never did that before.

Let's do it now.

It's around.

That's what you're making it do. You might as well watch it, huh?

Do you want to see it?

Uh -huh,

I can't see it.

Okay, I think that's enough time to decide, though.

So we sign the papers now, and then you can go back to fucking my wife?

What?

What's the paperwork?

I'm gonna do some real work for once. I'm tired of being the only one earning

the money around here.

What do you mean?

Why don't you speck the dick a little, huh?

I'm always doing it.

I don't want to speck my dick.

No? No.

This is between you and us.

We just need to be a little lower.

11 -5.

That's my score. 11 -5?

You're selling it for 11 -5. Get in here. 11 -5 or I'm going to leave right

Get up here.

11 -5.

Take it, honey.

Get in here.

There we go.

Honey, you earned your keep, huh?

She can dress, huh?

Let's take a look at you. Uh, okay.

Okay, ready?

Peter?

This is why I have to fuck other dudes. Come on, look. Let's compare.

Scoot up.

Look at this.

Look how tiny you are.

You could be with this all day.

What worth do you even have to me, huh?

Who's selling the cars here?

Me. Me. Come on. I'm having to sell the car.

Take it deeper.

Come on.

Boyce had to sell his car for that.

Well, Boyce is selling all the cars for him, and I feel like he just

kind of needs to know his place around here.

And it's only... How much did you pay for it?

Eight thousand.

Come on.

I'm trying to cheat you out of it. Let's be real.

Oh, I know.

I'm going to believe you.

That's why I'm leaving here.

Whatever you want, Steve.

Whatever I want?

Yeah.

You need a real dick sometimes.

Oh, that's some really expensive dick you're fucking with.

Expensive? Who's paying off?

It's costing us $4 ,500.

We're still making a profit.

What kind of rainy custom rain can you just fuck in?

Get down here and watch.

Watch how a real man fucks.

I'm not the real man.

Help!

Help! Help!

Help!

I'm not allowed to join myself sometimes?

This is just supposed to be a conversation.

Stretchy you are.

It's really stretchy you are. It's so big.

I don't want you wearing a little cock. It won't please me anymore.

Do you really think it ever did?

I do.

Yeah, get down there and watch.

Uh -huh.

A nice, close view of what you don't get.

Uh -huh.

Suck it.

Suck it all off.

Get down there. Come on.

Be enthusiastic about it. Show a little appreciation.

What?

You're getting a good deal from this guy.

A little gratitude, huh?

What,

do you have a problem with him? No, I don't have a problem. No problem? No.

Get back down there.

Useless after all, huh?

fucking so hard you never do that do you oh no you

can't fuck me like this you can't fuck me like this you

can't

I fucking love watching you getting fucked.

Yeah, you do.

You can come inside me.

Can I come inside you?

Yeah, of course.

Throwing the trash? Okay, okay. Yeah, the trash.

Trash is right here. This is the trash, isn't it? Come on.

Willie? Mm -hmm?

Oh, that's disgusting.

Disgusting? Just like you?

Just like this?

Wouldn't you say this is quite disgusting?

Oh, yeah.

Thanks for the news.