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Welcome, guys. I'm Dr. Michaels. Hi, Deva. Thank you so much for seeing us

last minute. No problem.

It was obviously... I understand this is quite urgent.

Yeah. That's okay. So, kind of tell me what's going on, guys.

Oh, well, let's see. Where should I start?

What isn't going on? I mean... Well, okay.

You don't have to disclose everything right away. Just start where you feel

comfortable. Most comfortable.

I'm just not happy with him. I mean, you know, we got married. He made me all

these promises.

And again, how long have you guys been married?

Too long.

So how about four years? Strike five. It's actually been five. See, that's

another thing. He doesn't even know when our anniversary is, how long we've been

married, when my birthday is, Valentine's Day.

Same date every year. Okay, but hang on, guys. Let's try to remain positive here

on a positive road, okay? Okay. So he forgets.

Everything. Okay.

Mark... How do you feel about the situation?

Is that true?

No, I don't feel like I'm out there working, man. You know, it's kind of

be able to pay the bills and give her the lifestyle she's got.

Lifestyle, yeah. Right. You know, I work a lot.

Right. Yeah.

I understand. You work a lot.

Right. Well, have you guys ever thought about, like, maybe going on a date or

having a date night, possibly?

Uh... He doesn't understand the concept of a date.

Oh, God.

I mean, this is actually him dressed nice.

He tried to take me out on a date with those shoes on.

Yeah, yeah.

Same jeans he wears every single day.

Yes,

you do.

No, I don't. He has literally so many pairs. This particular pair.

Yes. But if I may interject, Mark, if your woman wants to dress a little

I mean, that's a simple fix.

And how do you feel about that? Are you willing to...

Yeah, I mean, you know, I just don't wear just one pair of jeans, you know. I

think she's like out of her mind saying that. Oh, yeah, see, I'm out of my mind

now. You just wanted to be comfortable coming to the appointment, I get it.

Yeah, I mean, you know, it's a hot day, wearing jeans, you know.

I've worn these jeans before, so big deal. I don't wear them every day. Yeah,

you do.

Let's keep moving forward.

So how about the intimacy? I mean, you said before that it's really...

When's the last time you guys actually made love?

Let's see. How long has it been?

Four or five days.

Four or five days.

We pretty much have a non -existent sex life. Oh, God.

I mean,

I don't know if I would count me fucking myself with my dildo.

Our sex life.

Because you walked in the room while I was doing it doesn't mean you were

participating. So not a sex life, basically, what you're getting at. Yeah.

Okay, when you do have sex, though, do you orgasm?

Have I?

Like, it had to be. When was the last time I orgasmed? Years ago?

Oh, come on. Years.

I think she's over -exaggerating. Years.

And he's always wearing this stupid iPad.

What?

That's another thing. How am I supposed to get turned on?

If I may ask, what's with the eye patch?

I've got a bad eye. I had an accident during work a few years ago.

I've got to wear it.

Understand? Yeah.

I thought it might be like a fetish thing.

More like he's obsessed with pirates. I am not obsessed with pirates.

Yes, you are. No, I'm not.

Obsessed.

Possibly. Is there anything else that bugs you about Mark?

The face that he makes when I look at him all the time. Oh, God.

The face that I make.

That's my face. What do you mean the face that I make?

He's always giving me this look.

Well, have you guys ever thought about taking maybe a time off from work and

going on a vacation together possibly?

I'm always down to go on a vacation.

He never wants to leave town ever.

I've tried to arrange vacations, but you know how this would work. You've got to

be there.

If you're not there, you don't get work.

tire shop. I know.

You have people working for you. I know. You should be able to just take off

work. Okay, but when's the last time you possibly just worn, like, some lingerie

for him and just been sexy around the house?

That's all I live in. Are you kidding me?

That's it.

That's it. And still, no. Yep.

Lingerie. Sometimes, look, you know, when you work all day, you know what I

mean, and come home and, you know, it's kind of like, you know what I mean,

you're not automatically, if you see a wife in lingerie, jumping on it.

Right. You know?

What would you like? What would make you feel better in this relationship?

I mean, the only way I'm going to feel better is if I actually get what I

want and I get fucked good and, you know, penetration in my

vagina.

On a more regular basis?

Yeah. On a regular basis.

I mean, I feel like I deserve to get it, at least. Mark, do you think that's

something that you guys could work on and possibly... Well, yeah, I mean,

you know, we have sex, like most couples do, you know, once or twice a week or

whatever it is.

You know, but stuff happens where, you know, you can't do that, you know, work.

Getting called back to work, problems.

Once, third time a week.

You know, I'm running a business, you know what I mean? And to run a business,

I've got to oversee it and be there.

And make sure everything's done properly.

Okay. She complains about it constantly. We know, well, if you want to live the

way we live, I got to do what I do. What would you say we could possibly do to

fulfill your wife's sexual desires?

I mean, it's only fair.

You promised me when we got married that we would have sex at least once a week

and...

For years and years and years, I haven't gotten one.

And that's me being generous.

Let's try something, shall we? Sure. Let's trade places.

You sit here and I'll sit here. All right.

Great idea.

And so, now,

just work with me here, okay? Right.

I just want you to tell me how you feel about your wound

kissing.

How do you feel?

It's all right.

It's all right?

Yeah, it's all right.

Yeah, it's all right.

Maybe...

All right.

And I wear this stuff for him.

Nothing. Exposing your wife a little bit and maybe sparks

some of your voyeuristic tendencies.

I think so.

Very attractive.

He actually doesn't know that.

I think it'll definitely

work.

What do you think now, Mark?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I would love

to take my clothes off. It never happens.

It's about communication too, so it's getting better.

I'm all about good communication.

You're nice and comfortable.

Oh, I'm going to get comfortable already.

I don't think you remember, but I remember that.

Oh, that's part of why we're doing this, though, is job is memory.

Yeah.

That's where you're going to stay here.

I love it.

I love it. Yeah, it's awesome.

I love it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

just do what you'd like.

Anything I like?

Yes.

Let's go take a picture.

Oh, I love this.

There.

Oh, now that's a real cock.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

It definitely is good because you're hot. Double the size.

Real fucking hot.

What do you think, Mark?

What do you think?

Stick that ass out. Stick it out so it doesn't move.

Yes.

As deep as you can.

Excuse my profanity.

Therapy. Therapy.

I think I bought these just

for him.

Alright.

Bye, team.

Oh, holy fucking shit.

Because you made it that fucking way. Holy shit.

Fuck, this is getting hot.

This is so well.

Let me take some.

Let me take.

Yeah.

This is great.

It's a great idea.

Got some money, but in a long fucking time.

Oh, God, I can't wait until session number two.

Oh, my God.

Mark, what do you think?

What do you think, honey?

I think the correction went good.

It went well.

You think it was therapeutic?

Yeah, I think so.

Well, I think she should come set the rest of them.

I don't have my penis.

Yeah.