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Thank you.

Every door and every window.

This sucks.

What are you doing outside?

What's up, big sis?

Oh my god, don't call me that. You make me feel old.

You're only as old as you think you are.

So, why are you sitting outside?

Oh, yeah.

Guess what?

Guess. No, I don't want to guess.

Okay, mom and dad, lock us out of the house.

You're kidding.

I told you to guess. Why would I kid?

You sure? You tried all the doors? I tried every door and the windows.

Mom or dad drilled the window shut.

What? Like my bedroom.

Why? I don't know. Were you sneaking out or something?

Duh. You were too.

Okay.

So, where are they?

Work. Duh. Yeah, but... Duh. Come on, they're at work. When are they going to

back? I called. Dad said, have fun sitting outside for three hours. Really?

won't come listen?

Well, I mean...

Dude, they work like an hour away. Come on, for real.

So what's up? How was college?

You passing? You passing class here? Yeah, I'm passing.

Straight A's, I heard. Yeah, well, I'm not the fuck up in the family.

Whoa.

That's messed up.

But hey, I can make this situation better.

Yeah? Nice hop.

Do my best.

Cover those up, dude.

What?

So, I can make this better.

You remember when dad had his days when mom used to basically chew his ass out

if he drank?

Yeah, and then he quit.

Or so you just thought.

Patience. Patience.

You thought he quit, right?

Yeah.

Stash. What is that?

Moonshine.

Dad thought he was like he tried to hide it in a water bottle.

So I was out here by the pool, and I was looking for the cushions for the

chairs, right? Yeah. So I start pulling out the cushions, and booyah!

So I hit it.

I thought it was water.

Oh.

I could have been, like, blowing flames.

Seriously. So, in light of that situation, pop that top, sis.

Pop it.

I gotta hold this damn thing.

I'm recording everything. Yeah, smell it, smell it.

Shine. All right, so hold your cap.

Now, Dad always said you can only take a couple caps full, otherwise it's too

much. Okay.

Sure.

I got you, I got you.

Ooh, you can tell I did that before.

Hit it.

Uno más.

What? Come on.

Come on. Uno más.

Oh.

Party foul.

It's not gonna burn you.

I mean, it did burn.

Drink up. I'll drink the bottle. Ready? Same time. One, two, three, go.

Okay,

that was a bigger... That makes your mouth burn.

Okay, so maybe I can't drink as much as I thought.

I took a swig. Now it's your turn. One more. No, come on. One more.

One more. We're going to be out here all day.

Shenanigans. Come on.

Come on.

You're in college. You can drink all day and party.

Show me what's up.

Hold it straight.

That's not straight. There you go.

All right.

Smack it.

Smack it back.

Well, don't fall in.

How's that? How do you drink this stuff?

I don't know, but I do. I make do with what I got.

And it's dad's stash, so talk to him about it.

That shit is strong.

Uh, yeah.

I wouldn't rock back and forth too much.

What?

Oh my god.

It's been a long ass time out here, huh?

You still seeing that loser in college?

What?

Gary?

I thought his name was Brad.

Yeah, Gary. Harry Gary.

No.

Oh, the face of disgust. Alright, one more.

No! Yes, one more. One more for Gary.

Bye, Gary.

Say bye, Gary. There you go.

Boop.

Yeah, alright.

Okay, come on, but that was like the... Fourth one, fifth one, sixth one, I've

poured for you.

Fourth.

Brutal. Brutal? Woof.

I just chugged half the bottle.

Hey, hey, that's not nice.

Hey! No tossing.

So what do we do now?

What's so funny? Oh, fuck Gary.

Easy there, cowboy. Easy.

Easy now. What about that bitch Susie, huh?

Oh my god, Susie Q? I do not love her.

Yo, sit down. You're gonna like, I'm not catching you on the way down to, you

know, the wood. Yeah, the deck.

Yeah, don't worry about anything else.

Careful where you turn.

Whoa.

Hello, happy beaver.

You saw my parents?

Yeah, so?

It's not like I haven't seen them before.

What are you talking about?

Let's see. You were literally the cliche billboard of the towel dropper.

What? Alright, right when you get out of the bathroom, as soon as you open the

door and you go to your room, you have this tendency to drop your towel.

And, you know, I live literally down the hall from you, you know, in this house.

I didn't think anybody would.

So all I can see is your big white ass.

What? You have a nice butt, sis, okay?

Oh my goodness, you can see that.

Yes, I can.

You're my stepsister. Who gives a shit?

If you were my real sister, eh, that'd be a little weird.

It's still a little weird.

Yeah, a little. Nice panties, too.

Do they go in the dark?

What?

They were green.

They were green. Look, forget about them. Forget about them.

Why? Look, I've seen yours.

You know, what's the big deal?

What? If I've seen yours, you can see mine, right?

Right? Yeah, exactly. So we just, you know.

Ta -da!

Oh, my God.

I see you peeking.

You want to touch it, don't you?

You want to touch it, huh?

It's okay if you want to touch it. You can stay.

Don't be shy.

What's up, sis?

It's the panties.

Come on. We've had plenty to drink.

I've seen your panties.

You've seen, well, not my panties, but you've seen this.

Oh, you touched it. Now you have to touch it again.

I don't think that's how it works.

I think it is. I think it is.

Come on, you keep looking at it.

See,

even the dogs are telling you to do it.

Don't stop, don't stop.

Look at the curiosity in your eyes.

It's okay.

We'll keep it in the family.

Oh, my God.

I know you wanna.

What?

Come on, like, you've never seen mine?

No. Bullshit, you've come into my room when I was pitching a tent from a wet

dream. I did not.

You want to lick it, don't you?

No, I mean, we can't do that.

Yes, I told you. What if they come home?

Did you miss the part where I told you they're not going to be home for three

hours, that they live an hour away?

It's only been like, what, like 40 minutes since we've been here?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I mean, what a terrible thing to waste, though.

It's so hard for you.

Your ego is out of control.

Come on.

Just a tongue touch.

I can't tell anyone about this. Oh, I won't. I swear I'd kill you.

That I won't.

That's right. Get the pillow for your knees, princess.

Do you want me to do the thing? Oh, yes, I do.

You better be fucking nice.

Yes, honey.

Such a prick.

Your cleavers look so good, though.

See, it already touched your lips. What's the big deal now?

There, I did it.

That's so wrong.

That's it?

For real?

I can't believe we're doing this.

I can.

You should slide that dress down just a little bit.

Come on, one strap at a time.

Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

Are those perfect tits, sis? Yes, they are.

Come on, we've already seen each other pretty much fully naked.

Is my dick bigger than Gary's?

Shut up about Gary.

What was that? Shut up about Gary already.

Okay.

Did you just scoff me?

Eat that dick.

How about

this?

What? Stepsisters give the best head.

What about the rest of it?

You don't think this is wrong?

No.

Um, does it answer your question here?

If it was so wrong, I wouldn't be so hard right now.

Yeah, you would.

Come on, you know you wanna.

That's right.

Uh -huh.

Mm -hmm. Lose it.

When was the last time you got fucked?

Do not even ask me that question.

Why?

Why are you so obsessed with Gary?

I'm not with Gary. I just assumed you had sex.

But, uh, you know.

If you don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. Okay.

Aren't you a little curious how this will feel inside of you?

Um,

I don't know.

A little bit, like... That would be, like, extra bad.

Like, this is already... I think we already crossed that line. And it's a

thin line.

Yeah, that's right. Roll your eyes. Think about it. And then take off your

panties.

I bet doggy's your favorite.

I bet you love getting hit in the back. Stop it.

Stop it.

Come on, show it to me.

You're such a creep. That's right.

You're such a creep.

Come on, bend over. Pull it off.

Yeah.

Oh, a bend over. Yeah.

Yeah. You want to go for a ride, cowgirl?

Okay.

Let's see, let's see. This looks great to me.

You know I'm sort of a lazy type.

Ah, but you know, you gotta know when to hold them.

Know when to hold them.

Ah, spin around. I want to see that ass.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Ooh, it's been a while, hasn't it?

Feels so good though, doesn't it?

Yes.

One cat pulled too many, I see.

Keep

rubbing

that little pussy.

Little slut sister.

You'd like it, and I know you do. Put that dick in your mouth.

You like it, don't you?

Admit it.

Admit that you love your brother's cock. Admit it. Oh, I can't say it like that.

Admit it. I can't say it like that. You have to. No, I can't say it like that.

Then say you like it.

I like it.

What is that?

Is that? Is that bush?

Oh my god.

Let me see that bush.

Come here.

I thought you could see me naked.

Not the front part. Usually you're walking away.

Holy shit. That is nice. Rub

that bush.

Come on. Now come a little closer to me.

Come on.

Come on. Don't be shy.

Rub it against that bush.

Yeah.

Grab it.

Grab it and grind. Yeah.

Yes. Yeah, keep rubbing against it.

Yeah.

Looks like a perfect fit.

It was just in me, so.

I know.

There.

You like washing? I like washing.

I do.

Keep rubbing that pussy. Rub the bush, too.

I can't believe we just died. Here, I'll cover my eyes, too.

But we're not done yet.

I didn't hear anything.

It's just the neighbor.

Hi, Miss Ramirez.

As long as she doesn't look over the fence, we're good, sis. Get it.

It's too good to worry.

Open up nice and wide.

Yes.

Higher.

All the way up here.

All the way up. Yeah.

Put it back in me.

Put it back in me.

Let me put it in.

Hold them back, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Keep those legs back, sis.

Keep them back, yeah.

Oh,

yeah, same time.

Plan B.

Plan A was birth control.

We'll be fine.

No. We have to go to the store or something like meow.

Like right now.

Fine.

Go, go, go.