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Are you such an idiot?

Why are you so stupid?

Oh my god.

Stupidest music I've ever heard in my life.

I can't fucking sleep.

Alright.

Can you stop please?

Oh my god.

Your music sounds retarded. Can you stop? Because I'm trying to sleep and me

your sister had a big night last night and you're being really loud.

Fuck you.

Shut up.

You're stupid.

Get in here, goddammit!

The fuck? You won't shut up.

You like that?

No, it sounds really bad. You're making me laugh and that's not supposed to

happen. What?

You sound like a fucking idiot laughing at you. Come on.

You don't like the Toadmasters?

No, it's retarded and you're stupid.

I thought we were going to go platinum.

What do you think? You don't like those lyrics?

Nope. Sorry, they're stupid. I don't know about your music.

You gotta check out some of my songs.

You're keeping me up. Like, listen, listen, this one's amazing.

Me and your sister are going out tonight. How am I supposed to look good

the boys if you're freaking not letting me sleep?

You can look good for me.

Okay. And only me. No, over it.

No. Listen, you gotta... Alright, listen to this one, okay? Okay, alright.

The mystery of the chode.

Okay, no.

This is retarded. Really? You don't like that?

It's a song about chodes.

I thought you might like it.

Alright, how about this one? This is my masterpiece.

Is this your best song?

Yeah. Okay.

Like my bow, like my chode.

The only note I know.

Okay, I...

Come on you can't tell me I make

the best music

What? Honestly, I just think you're in the wrong era.

How about you try playing something a little more 70s?

I could definitely play 70s.

No doubt.

Come here.

Let me see.

Ah! I like it.

I like the 70s hits.

Go on, I'll see you later.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

70 something.

Mm -hmm. This is what you're good at.

What are you up to?

You want that, huh?

There you go.

That's something you get out too.

Mhm.

Yeah.

You like the way I look like, huh?

I like

how hard you're getting for me. You must really

want to fuck me, huh?

That's right.

Yeah.

Yeah, help me out.

Gotta get those rocky jeans off.

Fucking skinny jeans.

There's a fucking birth control over here.

That's not a good way.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God, it feels good.

I guess this is better than taking a nap.

Yeah.

Oh!

Mm.