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I'm Adriana Cechik for mythax .com, and I'm going to give you all my love.

And so that is why, when we look out to the future, nothing will hold us...

Little brother, a toast to you. Thanks, Adrienne. My favorite.

May you always arise stiff in any of your obstacles and erect to...

Cheers.

Heya!

That's not nice.

That's expensive vodka. I bought it just for you. I really appreciate it, but

all eyes are going to be on me, Adriana.

Like, I really... So?

The valedictorians don't get to have a sip? I really shouldn't. Just do it.

Adriana. Just do it.

Okay, I got it all.

I just want to be sharp. I want to... I want to do my best.

Oh my God, how can I be so dumb?

Adriana.

What's so funny?

Look, I have to, we have to go. We have to, like, I'm going to be on in 30

minutes. I didn't know that I was going to be on in 30 minutes.

your dad's boner pill.

Are you kidding me?

What the? Oh my gosh.

Stop! It's not funny!

Did you yell at me?

I'm sorry, but these pranks are not funny.

They're getting out of control.

Like, you might have ruined me. You might have ruined my future.

Just calm down, you know? You know, just tuck that thing under your... belt and

duct tape down.

No, it doesn't work that way, Adriana.

You don't know anything, and you don't know that Elliott University is going to

be there.

Whatever,

bro. Ivy League schools were pricks anyway.

Whatever. I really wanted to get a scholarship from Elliott University.

And now they're going to pick the salutatorian. Okay, okay, okay.

Let's think. Maybe we should just get some duct tape. No.

No.

I've taken dad's boner pill before.

It doesn't go down unless I ejaculate.

Ejaculate?

It's going to take me 30 minutes and I only have 10.

What? Gross.

You did this to me.

I need your help.

going to ask you to touch it.

I just need to see you in your underwear and I need you to keep your mouth shut

so that I can pretend like you're not my sister.

Are you kidding me?

No.

No. I'm not kidding you. Please, Adriana. Please.

I just need your mouth to be closed while you do it.

Don't look at me.

I can't believe you're making me do this.

This isn't... Can you wiggle around?

Stop looking like someone died.

That's really not helping.

Like that?

Adriana, can you please stop covering it up?

It'll make it go a lot quicker.

Can you bend over too?

No, I'm not going to bend over.

Adriana, I want this to go quickly.

Can I see your nipples?

You cannot.

Thea and Ariel.

Come on, just, the two combined will make it go really fast.

Come on, and please, please, like, stop talking so much, too.

It's reminding me that you're my sister, and... Just one.

There we go.

Can you, like, can you just tell them...

Adriana, it does not have ears.

Right? It can't hear you.

What I need you to do is be quiet and just let me do my thing.

Okay, well, like, what if I show you, like, my bush or something? I don't

Adriana, remain quiet.

Like, this isn't working.

I don't know, maybe we should use your hand.

No, I will not use my hand. I draw the line by using my hand.

What if I just show you the top?

I didn't even see a little more than that.

I know.

Come on, like, I just, like, I didn't see if you're pink or you're purple.

Oh, my God.

So gross.

Come on, Nate.

Come on.

No, no, stand up straight so I can see it, like, when you're blocking it.

Oh, my God, right now.

This is what it takes to get you out of the house and college for the next four

years. Oh my god. Oh my god, Adriana.

Please just be quiet.

Can you spread your lips?

What?

Adriana, please.

Just sit on the table and just spread your lips. I'm not going to touch you.

not going to have you touch me.

Just please, like, I don't have time.

As far as I'm opening my legs right now.

Come on, just a little wider.

Oh my god.

If you were, if you told any of your friends about this.

Adriana.

I don't have much time.

Please just work with me.

Oh, my God.

Look, they're only giving out one scholarship at Elliott University, and

salutatorian's going to get it if you don't help me.

Oh, my God. I'm going to look like an ass.

I don't even touch my own vagina.

Can you, like, touch it a little bit?

I just need some extra help. Thank you.

It's too gross right now. Oh my god, Adriana.

Please,

I can't concentrate if you're going to be making all these painful noises.

You want to look at you, that's gross too.

It's all gross.

Oh my god, if you're going to be making all this noise.

Okay, okay, okay, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, just go.

Just do it, just do it, just do it.

Your faith. Your faith.

Adriana.

I don't know. I thought in a dirty magazine a girl was doing it like that

she was making a face like this.

Can you... Fine.

Can you just make a sexier face, please?

Just touch it. It'll go so quick.

I don't have time. I don't have time. I don't want to be doing this either, but

you put us in this situation.

It'll go quick.

It'll go real quick.

I'm not touching it without your hand there.

I'll have my hand there too.

Put your hand over mine.

Come on.

Are you going to come?

Not if you keep talking to me like that.

Just be quiet.

I don't know. Can you spit on it and make it wet?

Spit on it?

Dude, you're making this a bigger deal. Like, we gotta get this done.

You missed.

It's a little bit on there.

Oh,

my face is way too close to you right now.

Okay, go, go. Go, go.

Okay, okay.

I think it's working. It's working.

Keep

your

hand on mommy.

Okay, okay, okay.

Just grab it. That's good.

That's fucking real good.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's just like...

Mary, you come please.

It's the longest 30 minutes ever. Come on, Robbie.

Oh, my God.

Just, please, just for, like, five seconds, can you, like, not say

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Yeah.

Put the last one out.

I just need you to put your pussy lips on it.

It's not going to go inside them. I just need them on the outside.

No, we can't do that. No, we can't do that.

I can't.

That's too much. That's too much. That's too far.

You've already had my lips. You don't need my other lips.

It's fine.

Adriana, please.

Get out of here.

Come here. Come here.

Get up here.

Get on top. I still feel gross.

Whatever.

Don't get comfortable.

Don't get comfortable. I don't like that.

If you tell your friends about this.

I'm not going to tell anyone about this. Don't do that.

Don't do that.

Don't squeeze my ass either.

Oh man.

Bye.

next month for my birthday you can take one of dad's pills again

as a present yeah that could be cool

hey we gotta go i gotta go yeah i gotta get going i'm all done

i'm all done we did this we did it

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