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Oh my god.

What is this mess?

Is that my fucking fern?

This is ridiculous.

Oh my god, it's heat.

If he wasn't Jacob's best friend, he would be out of here so quickly.

I'll kill you later,

Nene.

What?

What were you doing last night?

I hit this mess.

I'm watching sci -fi. What the hell?

Give me my phone.

How'd this get here?

That's... Oh my god, are we gonna clean this up?

Do I have to?

What's that?

It's a mess.

Could you be a doll?

Maybe coffee, tea?

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not making you coffee.

Please? No, look at this mess.

It's not really a mess.

It's not that bad.

Is that my robe? Is that my fucking robe?

I mean, it's pretty comfy. I found it in your closet. I figured it was Jacob's.

So, you know.

You know what?

I'm done with this.

I have to go. You better clean this up.

Go find a job. Oh, and wash my robe. And don't you dare put it in the dryer.

Well, I mean, Jacob said I could stay here as long as I want. I was his guest.

Yeah. He also wants you to get a job while you stay here. He didn't tell me

that.

Clean this up.

So, is that a no on the coffee?

No?

Man.

Thank God. We finally got our shit together.

All right. Maybe he won't be so bad.

Maybe he's out getting a job.

It's really nice out today.

It'd be perfect for the pool.

I need to relax anyway.

Poke it changed.

Nope.

Don't do zero G freezers either.

Hell no, I'm not cutting somebody's lawn.

Office assistant.

I don't know what the fuck we do in our office.

Hmm.

Nah.

Models wanted?

Nah.

Man, all this looking for work stuff is boring and tiresome.

I wish that would be my boss. She's hot.

This is a better start to a day.

I'll set it right there.

Taylor! What are you doing? I thought you were looking for a job.

I was, and it got tired and boring, and would you just come out of the woodwork,

creeping up on people? I'm done with this. Get over here. The ear? Seriously?

The ear?

Come on, man. The freaking ear. Come on. This is the last straw.

You're free to loading off us, you don't pay rent, you eat all our food, and...

What are you doing outside?

We're all our neighbors can see, huh?

Uh... Show me what you're doing.

What? Show me what you were doing. Can we just, like, table this for now? No!

No, what? You're clearly okay if all the world's seeing, so show me what you

were doing.

What about Jacob?

What about him? Show me what the fuck you were doing out there if you want to

stay here.

Get up.

Oh my god, it's huge.

I kind of thought it was average.

You think Jacob has to check like that?

I wouldn't know.

Did you just want to see?

So here's what we're going to do here. Clearly you can't just stay here for

nothing.

So, we're going to put you to work.

Look at this.

Are you sure Jacob's not here?

He's at work.

Something you need to learn to do.

Well, I can put in work.

Oh, my God.

So I guess we can work it out then, huh?

We'll see.

Do you want to wear that for me?

You really think that I'm not going to get anything out of this?

Sit down.

Yes, ma 'am.

I mean, I just cleaned this up, you know.

Holy crap, that's huge.

mentioned it.

How about you stop bitching about me being here and being slobbish?