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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:53,400 呢便冇呀 ! 2 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,410 那便啦 ! 3 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:55,440 好 ! 4 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:02,270 呢個咁嘅監獄 , 就想困住我…… 5 00:02:02,350 --> 00:02:03,410 麥基?哼 ! 6 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:12,820 大佬呀大佬 , 有條女嚟緊呀 7 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,520 小姐 , 跑步呀? 8 00:02:19,270 --> 00:02:20,130 你地想點呀? 9 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:23,700 冇 , 我見你心口咁扽法 , 心痛之嗎 ! 10 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:25,700 夜叉 11 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:43,820 咁嘅裝扮都有嘅?咩人嚟架 ! 12 00:02:44,690 --> 00:02:45,750 呂Sir 13 00:02:45,830 --> 00:02:48,020 你班無賴 , 頭定肚呀 ! 14 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,130 頭呀 ! 15 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,760 唔好打呀…… 16 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,060 唔好打我個頭啊 ! 17 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,670 我梳咗成朝好難梳架 ! 18 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,230 拿 ! 打亂咗你幫我梳番呀嚇 ! 19 00:03:00,070 --> 00:03:01,510 咁你系幫我梳喇番? 20 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:03,610 唔好打 21 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,540 小姐 , 等我幫嚇你 ! 22 00:03:11,950 --> 00:03:14,720 我打成佢咁 , 大家滿意喇嘛? 23 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,250 差唔多喇 ! 走 ! 24 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:24,030 你因乜事打我呀? 25 00:03:26,230 --> 00:03:28,900 小姓梁名醒波 , 叫我波仔得架啦 ! 26 00:03:28,970 --> 00:03:30,060 小姓呂叫亞奇 27 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:31,530 你叫我做奇奇得架喇 28 00:03:31,610 --> 00:03:33,010 我知道你唔鍾意同人握手嘅 29 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:34,630 你地拍戲架? 30 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:37,740 小姐 , 呢個社會好多壞人架 ! 31 00:03:37,810 --> 00:03:39,840 唔好立亂同陌生人傾偈呀 32 00:03:39,910 --> 00:03:40,940 不如送你返屋企哩 ! 33 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:43,570 唔使客氣 ! 我自己番去得架喇 34 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,450 唔駛死跟喇 35 00:03:53,530 --> 00:03:54,360 你同我爭咩嗜? 36 00:03:54,430 --> 00:03:57,300 都話我攪開架咯 , 交番俾我攪啦 37 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:58,160 咁你而家講曬就得架喇? 38 00:03:58,230 --> 00:03:59,390 咪嘈呀 ! 39 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:01,160 據我估計 40 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,470 那粒馬拉之星仍然系佢條女度 41 00:04:03,540 --> 00:04:06,060 所以佢逃獄出去一定會搵番佢條女 42 00:04:08,710 --> 00:04:10,610 乜你以為你梳個同我接近嘅髮型 43 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:14,050 就可以當正系你自己捉麥基嘅咩?嚇? 44 00:04:14,580 --> 00:04:16,980 你卑鄙 ,你無恥 45 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:19,180 麥基本來應該系由我捉到嘅 46 00:04:19,250 --> 00:04:20,280 當日我從地下 47 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,380 一路追咗二十二層樓上到天台 48 00:04:22,460 --> 00:04:24,480 如果唔系我腳板底生雞眼 49 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,990 你會捉到麥基? 50 00:04:26,730 --> 00:04:29,750 咁就要怪你自己隻雞眼唔生性啦 ! 51 00:04:30,830 --> 00:04:32,890 你系度講風涼說話 52 00:04:32,970 --> 00:04:34,300 我同你死過 ! 53 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:36,330 唔好打喇 ! 54 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,870 唔好打呀 ! 唔好打呀 ! 55 00:04:46,850 --> 00:04:48,110 我再起 ! 56 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,080 唔好打呀喂 ! 57 00:05:01,230 --> 00:05:03,460 唔好打呀…… 58 00:05:03,530 --> 00:05:04,230 阿Sir…… 59 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:05,460 你系度混水摸魚? 60 00:05:07,070 --> 00:05:09,160 你兩個邊個出手咁重? 61 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:12,570 你出心嘅 ,你重拳打到阿Sir流鼻血 62 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,040 我唔系講我個鼻呀 ! 63 00:05:14,110 --> 00:05:16,440 系邊個插我個大脾呀 ! 64 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:21,480 咦?一個唔覺意插曬落那度添? 65 00:05:21,550 --> 00:05:22,740 對唔住呀 66 00:05:25,790 --> 00:05:28,050 嘩 , 教師 , 系高尚職業 67 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,560 首先搬過隔離同佢做鄰居先 ! 68 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,020 嚴重失憶? 69 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:39,330 你唔好彩啦 , 搵定地方搬啦 ! 70 00:05:52,350 --> 00:05:54,840 你系邊個 ,你點會訓系度架? 71 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,170 我咪Johnny咯 ! 72 00:05:57,650 --> 00:05:59,020 我日日都系度訓架啦 ! 73 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:02,450 你日日都系度訓?點解我唔知架 ! 74 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:07,960 你有冇搞錯呀?我同你同居咗成年 75 00:06:08,030 --> 00:06:10,000 你竟然夠膽話俾我聽你唔知? 76 00:06:10,330 --> 00:06:11,320 同居? 77 00:06:13,770 --> 00:06:16,530 你系男人嚟架嘛 ! 我點會同你同居架? 78 00:06:16,870 --> 00:06:19,770 嚇 , Peter仔你…… 79 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:20,930 Peter仔? 80 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:22,710 我叫譚德昌丫嘛 ! 81 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:24,750 你捽乾淨啲眼屎睇清楚呀 82 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:27,610 呢啲衫衫褲褲系你架嘛? 83 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:28,270 系喔 ! 84 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,720 呢啲毛巾 、牙刷、牙膏 , 系你架嗎? 85 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:36,210 系丫 ! 86 00:06:37,590 --> 00:06:39,060 呢孖咁嘅鞋系你架嗎? 87 00:06:39,130 --> 00:06:40,060 梗系我架啦 ! 88 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,090 咁咪就系羅 , 咁間屋唔系我嘅 89 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,390 唔通系你架? 90 00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:46,230 咁你啲衫呢? 91 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:47,970 咪就系因為俾你擺曬啲野 92 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,060 所以我一件都擠唔落羅 93 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,070 你而家仲講埋曬啲咁嘅野 , 咁冇良心 ! 94 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,980 系我錯 ,你唔好喊啦 ! 95 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:07,080 你唔好喊啦 ! 我成個人亂曬啦 96 00:07:09,290 --> 00:07:11,050 我捻我啲失憶癥發作 97 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:12,960 我要返去精神病院覆診啦 ! 98 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:19,390 你咁話走就走 , 咁我地一年嚟嘅感情 99 00:07:19,470 --> 00:07:23,730 就咁付諸流水 , 既然系咁 100 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,670 我死咗佢好過喇 ! 101 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,240 Johnny呀 ,你唔好咁樣啦 ! 102 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:31,280 你唔好理我啦 ! 103 00:07:32,980 --> 00:07:35,140 我自己都理唔掂自己 104 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:37,180 我留低咪盞累咗你? 105 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:40,180 如果你咁走咗去 106 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:43,690 你叫我以後一個人孤伶伶咁 , 點過丫 ! 107 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:46,520 咁又系…… 108 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,390 呢度有五千蚊 ,你挪去啦 ! 109 00:07:59,670 --> 00:08:01,800 五千蚊? 110 00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:05,640 你而家當我系石塘嘴啲老舉呀? 111 00:08:05,710 --> 00:08:08,980 隨手系咁擺低五千蚊就話同我分手? 112 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,850 咁你想要幾多至得架? 113 00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:13,320 五十萬啦 ! 114 00:08:13,390 --> 00:08:15,550 五十萬?我邊有咁多錢呀? 115 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:20,120 我早預咗你冇咁多錢 116 00:08:20,190 --> 00:08:22,060 拿 , 呢度有張欠單 117 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,160 你同我簽咗佢然之後出去搵五十萬 118 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:26,290 你搵唔到嘅 119 00:08:26,370 --> 00:08:28,360 唔使旨意再行番入嚟我呢個門口呀 ! 120 00:08:32,170 --> 00:08:33,730 我搵唔到五十萬 121 00:08:33,810 --> 00:08:35,000 我唔番嚟搵你嘅 122 00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:39,640 Johnny 123 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,610 我對你唔住 ! 124 00:08:55,430 --> 00:08:57,590 呢封信解釋得好清楚 125 00:08:57,670 --> 00:09:00,430 我地校方一定會同警方合作嘅 ! 126 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,700 不過唔知點樣幫到呂Sir你呢? 127 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,830 好簡單嗜校長 128 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:08,270 我要混入嚟學校做臥底 ! 129 00:09:08,810 --> 00:09:09,940 逃學威龍? 130 00:09:10,610 --> 00:09:12,240 你年紀大唔大啲呀 ! 131 00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:15,520 校長你誤會曬啦 132 00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:17,640 我唔系要混入嚟做學生 133 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,210 我要做老師 ! 134 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:22,990 咁唔知呂Sir你專長邊一科呢? 135 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:27,820 唱歌 ! 136 00:09:32,430 --> 00:09:33,700 各位同學 137 00:09:33,770 --> 00:09:36,570 今日為大家介紹一位新嘅音樂老師 138 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:37,660 佢就系呂Sir ! 139 00:09:38,170 --> 00:09:40,330 呂Sir系前維也納兒童合唱團 140 00:09:40,410 --> 00:09:41,670 嘅主音歌手 141 00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:45,510 今日俾大家開嚇眼界 , 呂Sir , 請 142 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:47,070 唔該 ! 143 00:09:53,190 --> 00:10:01,030 今天不回家 144 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,860 徘徊的人 145 00:10:03,930 --> 00:10:07,160 徬徨的心 146 00:10:07,230 --> 00:10:12,760 迷失在十字街頭的你 147 00:10:13,310 --> 00:10:15,870 今天不回家 148 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:22,640 為什麼你不回家? 149 00:10:24,420 --> 00:10:26,180 往事如煙 150 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,280 愛情如謎 151 00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:36,390 迷失在舊日情愛的你 152 00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:39,090 迷失的人 153 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:45,800 不要忘了家的甜蜜 154 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:54,880 家的甜蜜…… 155 00:10:55,820 --> 00:10:58,650 家的甜蜜 156 00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:20,840 乜呢個髮型好似似曾相識嘅? 157 00:11:27,110 --> 00:11:31,020 咦 , 陳小姐 , 世事嘅野真系橋喇 158 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,950 乜原來你系度任教架? 159 00:11:33,450 --> 00:11:35,650 咦 !你好似唔系我地學校 160 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:36,620 嘅阿Sir噢 ! 161 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,050 關你叉事呀 !行開啦 ! 162 00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:46,530 系咩?世界真系細呀 ! 163 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,300 俾你想像中仲要細呀 164 00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:50,560 我剛啱搬咗去你大廈那度住噢 ! 165 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,700 又會咁橋嘅?我住二樓A座 166 00:11:52,770 --> 00:11:55,260 系咩?我系B座 167 00:11:56,210 --> 00:11:58,040 真系可以講得話門登戶對 ! 168 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,010 既然大家咁順路 169 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,210 不如以後都我車你咯? 170 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,680 唔駛喇 , 我自己有車 171 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,310 咁我坐你車一樣嗜 172 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:07,110 我七歲死咗個老豆 , 八歲又死埋個老母 173 00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:10,250 跟住落嚟所有嘅時間系孤兒院度大架喇 174 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,790 你一生人都幾坎坷架噢 175 00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:13,880 咁你結咗婚未呀? 176 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,330 冇呀 177 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,090 系咁女朋友呢? 178 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:16,750 都冇嗜 ! 179 00:12:16,830 --> 00:12:18,130 系呢 ,你有冇男朋友呀? 180 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,170 我…… 181 00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:27,440 乜系你呀? 182 00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:28,070 系呀 183 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:29,910 系你? ! 184 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:31,640 你唔好郁呀嚇 , 我去叫十字車 185 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:35,510 唔好呀 ! 小姐 , 我系偷渡落嚟 186 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,280 如果你叫十字車嘅話 187 00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:39,790 我就會俾佢地拉番上去架 188 00:12:39,850 --> 00:12:40,980 你傷得咁重 189 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,390 唔去叫十字車嘅話 , 唔得那噢 ! 190 00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:45,580 都系去醫院啦 191 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:49,090 如果你系方便嘅話 192 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,560 就俾我去你屋企休養幾日 193 00:12:50,630 --> 00:12:53,330 若然系唔方便嘅都冇所謂 194 00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:56,400 我番去摳 , 摳摳嚇就冇事架 195 00:12:56,470 --> 00:12:59,100 你睇嚇 ,你睇嚇 , 呢啲咁嘅都市無賴 196 00:12:59,170 --> 00:13:01,660 詐詐啼啼又話人地撞你重傷 197 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,350 你唔使理我 198 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:09,210 我再喃幾個鐘頭就可以喃番屋企 199 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,250 唔好意思 , 撞親你架車 200 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:14,650 系羅 , 咁你慢慢喃啦嚇 201 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,490 喃過馬路那陣時睇車呀 202 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:20,090 你睇佢咁可憐 ,你幫我 佢番屋企丫 ! 203 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,530 我 ? ! 204 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,630 呂Sir ,你放低佢先啦 205 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:31,140 我入房挪止痛藥俾佢 206 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:31,930 唔該你丫 207 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:35,840 你個死人梁醒波丫 , 去死啦 208 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,540 你個死仔出埋曬啲咁嘅屎橋 209 00:13:37,610 --> 00:13:38,440 乜野事呀? 210 00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:41,440 冇 , 個菠蘿蓋啱啱甩咗而家移番正 211 00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:43,710 周不時都咁甩架 212 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,450 你個菠蘿蓋咁容易甩 , 小心啲丫嘛 ! 213 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,390 得喇 ! 我會睇住佢 214 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,260 原來寶珠同呢兩條差佬有路 215 00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:00,360 咁我坐呢兩年監咪白坐? 216 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,130 你系咪想溝佢先? 217 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,830 我話你至想溝佢 ! 218 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,600 我呂奇似系咁嘅人咩? ! 219 00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:09,270 我接近佢完全系想等麥基嘅出現 ! 220 00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:10,330 我唔理 221 00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:12,810 總之你可以扮教師我可以扮大陸仔 222 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,710 我地系差館話過要公平競爭嘅 ! 223 00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:16,250 乜你而家咁樣算系公平競爭咩? ! 224 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,440 我煉死你…… 225 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,510 唔該曬你呀呂Sir 226 00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:21,180 你可以番過去先喇 227 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,160 系羅 , 呢位小姐可以照顧我架喇 ! 呵? 228 00:14:26,630 --> 00:14:28,030 咁唔駛送 ! 我自己鎖門得喇 ! 229 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:28,990 唔該 ! 230 00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:34,800 請問你屋主系唔系裏面呀? 231 00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:36,270 屋主家嚇唔系裏面 232 00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:40,540 有冇攪錯呀? ! 成日都唔系屋企嘅 ! 233 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,940 喂…… 234 00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:46,400 乜野貴幹呢? 235 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,140 你頭先又話屋主唔系裏面 236 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,650 咁方纔屋主真系唔系裏面噢 237 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:51,380 乜野事幹? 238 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:54,610 有封掛號信系俾譚德昌嘅 ! 239 00:14:54,690 --> 00:14:55,710 俾我得 ! 240 00:14:59,890 --> 00:15:01,560 呢度系 2 樓 B 座咯呵? 241 00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:02,620 冇錯 ! 系呢度 242 00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:05,670 譚德昌系唔系度呀? 243 00:15:06,270 --> 00:15:07,530 佢咪譚德昌羅 ! 244 00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:10,800 你就系譚德昌嚇嘩? ! 245 00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:12,100 系 , 我系 246 00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:13,400 我同你死過 ! 247 00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:14,600 我都搵得你辛苦 248 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,800 你整大我個女個肚…… 249 00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:17,110 我唔系…… 250 00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:17,800 乜野事呀呂Sir? 251 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,280 冇 ! 我朋友嚟搵我呀…… 252 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:22,080 乜野呀?你話乜野呀?乜野朋友呀? ! 253 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,010 阿伯 ,你坐低慢慢講丫 254 00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:28,990 坐得舒服啲 ,你冷靜小小 255 00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:30,050 我仲點冷靜噢 256 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,560 我個女因為你離家出走呀 ! 257 00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:34,920 你個女唔關我事 ! 258 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,160 唔關你事? !你系咪譚德昌丫 ! 259 00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:39,830 唔系 ! 我唔系譚德昌 ! 260 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,990 頭先你話系 , 而家又話唔系 ! 261 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,030 我斟杯水你飲先 262 00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:51,380 你系邊位? ! 263 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,380 你系邊個? ! 264 00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:55,180 你點入嚟架? 265 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,680 我有鎖匙咪開門入得嚟羅 266 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,120 你系昌哥嘅朋友哩? ! 267 00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:03,350 你系譚德昌條女 ! 268 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,910 你點知架? 269 00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:06,430 你阿爸系出面等你呀 ! 270 00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:19,530 唔好鎖門 271 00:16:19,610 --> 00:16:20,470 做乜野呀? 272 00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:21,300 你個女系裏面呀 273 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,770 開門呀……開門呀 274 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,570 唔出呀 ! 點都唔出架 275 00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:27,410 有乜野番屋企先講啦 276 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,470 我都話咗唔番咯 277 00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:30,140 開門啦……開門 278 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:32,740 你做乜野先得格男人老狗 , 撞門啦嘛 279 00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:34,480 好 ! 280 00:16:36,990 --> 00:16:39,320 你仲走? ! 睇你走去邊? ! 281 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,620 我個女呢? 282 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:46,890 你個女羅 283 00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:48,530 你阿爸呀 ! 284 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,700 乜你兩位唔識架? ! 285 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:54,610 譚德昌 , 我俾三日時間你 286 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,970 如果你唔交番個女俾我 287 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,870 我一於去報警拉你 288 00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:58,970 阿伯…… 289 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:01,070 乜你又叫譚德昌咩? 290 00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:02,470 呢件事要解釋俾你聽呢 291 00:17:02,550 --> 00:17:04,310 就一匹布咁長 , 我慢慢…… 292 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,510 阿伯咁快又番轉頭羅? 293 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,420 阿伯 , 我都話你個女呢…… 294 00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:14,180 陳小姐 , 乜咁錯蕩呀? 295 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:15,420 邊個那女呀? 296 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,660 冇 ! 我自己亂嗡野嗜 ! 297 00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:21,590 邊個呀? 298 00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:22,930 你有人系入邊呀? 299 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:24,730 唔好嘈呀 ! 300 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,200 我阿媽啱啱嚟咗呀 ! 301 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,570 系呀? ! 等我同佢打個招呼丫 ! 302 00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:33,610 佢系度換緊衫 , 有啲唔繫好方便 303 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,240 換好喇 , 請入嚟坐丫 ! 304 00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:38,040 你家嚇系咪想死嗜? 305 00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:39,950 我阿媽請你入嚟坐噢 306 00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:47,280 借到膠布未呀? 307 00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:48,960 呂Sir阿媽嚟咗呀 308 00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:52,060 叫我入去坐又閂埋門 ,都唔知攪乜鬼? 309 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,200 阿媽? 310 00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:58,030 死八婆 ! 我煉死你 311 00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:00,600 豈有此理你…… 312 00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:04,640 喂? 313 00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:07,710 你系咪叫美麗呀? 314 00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:08,580 系呀 315 00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:09,580 電話搵你呀 316 00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:10,740 唔該 317 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,350 阿爸 , 我唔番嚟架喇 ! 318 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:16,320 就算你斬死昌哥我都唔會番架 ! 319 00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,490 你睇嚇啲蛇蝎心腸嘅女人丫 320 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,320 你阿爸明明話斬死昌哥 321 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,920 你都唔為佢設想嚇嘅 ! 322 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,260 有乜所謂 , 我阿爸都唔識邊個系昌哥 323 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:28,300 陣間佢上到嚟最多咪以為你系昌哥 324 00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:29,460 斬死你之嘛 325 00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:31,800 費事你阻住我同昌哥相宿相棲呀 ! 326 00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:33,970 睇唔出你個人口蜜腹劍架 327 00:18:34,910 --> 00:18:36,310 我去開門先 328 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:37,430 你去開丫 329 00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:40,670 可能系你阿爸嚟呀 , 唔好立亂開門…… 330 00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:44,610 世伯…… 331 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:48,180 我地未見過面唔相識嘅 , 我唔系…… 332 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,690 譚先生 , 我系樂富安老院嘅 , 我姓金嘅 333 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,730 金生 , 乜我地以前見過面嘅咩? 334 00:18:53,790 --> 00:18:55,520 咁我地確係唔相識 335 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,830 我地今次都系第一次見面嗜 336 00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:01,200 咁既然大家唔相唔識又未見過面 337 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,130 又未通過電話 338 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,360 咁你呢次無端端走上嚟 339 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,670 我門鍾搵我乜野事呀? 340 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:06,930 我今次嚟繫帶你老母嚟見你嘅 ! 341 00:19:07,010 --> 00:19:07,870 我老母? ! 342 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,480 點解你倆母子見面都唔講野嘅 ! 343 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:20,080 你笑咩呀? 344 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:23,950 我笑佢兩母子好似唔識大家咁噢 ! 345 00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:28,220 做乜見到阿媽都唔嚟扶我呀? 346 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,160 明知阿媽睇唔到野架 ! 347 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,160 真系天冇眼 ! 348 00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:35,860 阿媽 ! 349 00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:39,000 唔該曬你呀金生 , 麻煩曬唔該曬 350 00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:40,700 唔駛客氣 ! 走先喇伯母 351 00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:43,900 阿昌 , 點解你把聲有啲唔同嘅? 352 00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:45,540 冇 ! 我有少少傷風呀 353 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:48,210 真系奇怪 ! 佢阿媽明明系入面 354 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,410 點解又會有個阿媽系出面嘅呢 355 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,580 唔通佢有兩個阿媽嘅? 356 00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:54,750 系羅 ,你都覺得奇怪哩? 357 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:58,120 咁多老母 , 等我睇嚇佢啲老母做咩先 358 00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,280 唔好呀 ! 359 00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:01,750 阿媽 ,你慢慢坐低系梳化呀嚇 360 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,360 阿媽呀 , 我再去開開門先呀嚇 361 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:10,960 開門 362 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,670 乜野貴幹呢?陳小姐 363 00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:16,470 我想入去同伯母打個招呼呀 364 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:20,610 邊個呀?仲唔開門? 365 00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,110 過嚟呀 ! 366 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,350 乜野事呀? 367 00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:24,380 過嚟呀 368 00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:26,580 乜野事嗜? 369 00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:27,520 我度條橋俾你過骨 370 00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:28,990 以後我嘅生活你照起曬 ! 371 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,350 你講啦 372 00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:33,420 咁咪得咯 373 00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:36,260 不如我地走咯 ! 374 00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:39,230 佢太冇禮貌 , 我系都要同佢老母打招呼 375 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,440 肯開門喇咩? ! 376 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,640 兩位請入面坐丫 ! 377 00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:48,670 嚟丫 , 入去咯 378 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:05,720 我做緊 『媽屎』 呀 , 隨便坐丫 ! 379 00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:07,960 我老母話請你兩位坐低先 380 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,790 你老母? 381 00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:18,030 個樣有啲唔同嘅? 382 00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:21,500 你個口梗系有好多爛牙 ! 383 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:22,340 個口咁臭嘅? 384 00:21:22,410 --> 00:21:23,930 梁生 ,你唔好咁啦 385 00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:26,410 伯母啱啱落機梗繫好辛苦架 ! 386 00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,940 呢位梗系阿昌成日提起住 387 00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:31,380 系隔離那位陳姑娘定 ! 388 00:21:33,790 --> 00:21:35,580 俾我摸一摸嚇 389 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,720 皮光肉滑 , 一定好靚女架 390 00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:42,290 唔該借歪 391 00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:47,320 阿媽 , 唔好亂講野呀 ! 392 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,070 地方唔錯噢 , 參觀嚇先 393 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,310 阿仔一定系環境唔系幾好咯 394 00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:08,220 間房咁細嘅 395 00:22:08,290 --> 00:22:09,310 你好野 ! 396 00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:11,020 我去開門 397 00:22:14,390 --> 00:22:15,290 衣櫃裏面有野呀? 398 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,450 冇野嘅 399 00:22:16,530 --> 00:22:17,930 唔系哩…… 400 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:24,470 冇陰功咯 ! 冇陰功咯 ! 401 00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:27,470 做咩?點解咁嘅 ! 402 00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:28,740 我都唔知呀 403 00:22:28,810 --> 00:22:30,970 頭先有個傻佬話自己系美麗個老豆 404 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,070 就拮咗我一刀咯 405 00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:34,540 真系冇陰功 , 邊個美麗呀? 406 00:22:34,610 --> 00:22:37,210 我都唔識佢嘅 ! 邊鬼個嚟架? 407 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,050 麻煩你跑馬地寶華園丫 408 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:42,210 阿昌 , 我知你環境唔系幾好 409 00:22:42,290 --> 00:22:43,310 我環…… 410 00:22:43,390 --> 00:22:45,120 阿媽呢 , 呢度有啲錢 411 00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:49,030 你挪去租間大啲嘅房住啦 ! 412 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:52,030 如果唔夠再問阿媽挪啦嚇 413 00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:55,670 阿媽呀 ! 414 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,510 呢啲錢你袋住慢慢用 415 00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:05,740 我……夠洗架喇 416 00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:09,080 拜拜 417 00:23:09,150 --> 00:23:12,050 咁好喇 , 拜拜 418 00:23:13,490 --> 00:23:14,980 唔該開車丫 ! 419 00:23:26,470 --> 00:23:27,490 唔知佢有冇睇到 420 00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:29,830 我放響茶几上面張欠單呢? 421 00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:32,130 本人譚德昌 422 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:34,800 一年來在Johnny家中呃食呃住 423 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,640 更欺騙Johnny感情…… 424 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:44,040 嚇 , 乜你想自殺咩? 425 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,880 我發現咗你同昌哥嘅關係 426 00:23:47,950 --> 00:23:50,180 連我地咁隱晦嘅關係你都知道? 427 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:53,960 我系唔會怪你嘅 428 00:23:54,030 --> 00:23:56,150 只怪我自己有眼無珠 429 00:23:56,230 --> 00:23:58,790 愛上咗個唔愛女人嘅男人 430 00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:01,390 我已經生無可戀 431 00:24:01,770 --> 00:24:03,630 我仲留系世上做咩呢? 432 00:24:04,070 --> 00:24:07,100 攪到咁嘅田地 , 唔死都冇用丫 ! 433 00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:09,300 你都系咁捻法? 434 00:24:09,380 --> 00:24:10,930 你仲唔中我計? 435 00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:16,780 司機大佬 , 麻煩你車去一個偏僻嘅地方 436 00:24:16,850 --> 00:24:18,650 搵個冇人嘅地盤俾我丫 437 00:24:19,150 --> 00:24:21,250 咁夜去啲咁嘅地方做咩呀? 438 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,490 去死呀 ,得唔得呀? 439 00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:26,550 我等唔切架喇 , 快啲開車啦 ! 440 00:24:27,490 --> 00:24:28,930 等陣…… 441 00:24:29,630 --> 00:24:31,150 我漏咗啲野呀 442 00:24:31,230 --> 00:24:32,560 順手挪個橙丫 ! 443 00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:07,360 打電話俾阿奇先 ! 444 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,340 乜野廚房嚟架? ! 刀都冇一把 ! 445 00:25:48,410 --> 00:25:49,670 筷子匙羹照殺 446 00:25:57,850 --> 00:25:58,650 啄錯? ! 447 00:26:00,190 --> 00:26:01,350 看我飛鏢 ! 448 00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:05,490 筷子匙羹? ! 449 00:26:13,130 --> 00:26:14,400 看我水煲 450 00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:19,670 水煲? ! 451 00:26:32,850 --> 00:26:35,290 番嚟……再番嚟 452 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,950 又番嚟 453 00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:48,230 我擋……我擋…… 454 00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:49,960 我擋……擋 455 00:27:14,590 --> 00:27:16,030 神僊癩尿 456 00:27:27,170 --> 00:27:28,770 我掟 ! 457 00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:30,940 再掟 458 00:27:33,010 --> 00:27:34,040 雙鬼拍門 459 00:27:39,350 --> 00:27:40,480 咪郁 ! 460 00:27:41,490 --> 00:27:42,890 精嘅你就唔好再郁 461 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,750 再郁我就打爆你個水煲 462 00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:45,790 放低佢 463 00:27:50,430 --> 00:27:53,920 呢粒子彈 , 就當系呢兩年時間嘅賠償 ! 464 00:27:59,540 --> 00:28:00,770 黑玫瑰? ! 465 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,210 當年你偷咗那粒馬拉之星 466 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,610 警方搵極都搵唔到 467 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,010 你嫁禍俾黑玫瑰 468 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:06,810 今日我嚟要討番個公道 ! 469 00:28:12,990 --> 00:28:14,280 你好交番啲野出嚟羅噢 ! 470 00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:20,120 如果唔系 , 我要你比死更難受 471 00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:22,660 我麥基不嬲都唔怕死嘅 ! 472 00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:24,300 豈有此理丫 ! 473 00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:30,270 白玫瑰? ! 474 00:28:30,970 --> 00:28:32,900 之唔系我羅 ! 475 00:28:55,330 --> 00:28:56,420 你究竟想點呀? 476 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:59,690 我地咁多年 , 從來都冇較量過 477 00:28:59,770 --> 00:29:01,260 今日真系適逢其會 478 00:29:01,330 --> 00:29:04,030 適逢其會? !你咁有興趣同我較量? ! 479 00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:05,400 你咪當我傻架 480 00:29:05,470 --> 00:29:07,340 你候住那粒馬拉之星咋呱? ! 481 00:29:07,410 --> 00:29:09,170 系又好 , 唔系又好 482 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,230 總之今日我地打梗架 ! 483 00:29:12,850 --> 00:29:13,470 嚟丫 ! 484 00:29:53,820 --> 00:29:57,190 好 , 今日到此為止 , 下次再同你打過 485 00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:58,450 隨時候教 486 00:30:00,930 --> 00:30:02,120 麥基呢? 487 00:30:03,430 --> 00:30:04,790 你梗系忘記挪個橙啦 488 00:30:05,030 --> 00:30:06,860 嘩 ! 咁你咁耐攪咗啲乜野呀? 489 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,460 我上去寫遺書丫嘛 ! 490 00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:12,930 梁生……梁生 491 00:30:13,010 --> 00:30:15,340 你醒一醒丫 , 梁生 492 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,510 頭先發生乜野事呀? 493 00:30:19,550 --> 00:30:20,810 你冇事丫嘛寶珠? 494 00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:22,300 冇事 ! 495 00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:25,440 頭先唔知俾乜野啄暈我呢?你呢? 496 00:30:27,220 --> 00:30:29,650 我又唔知俾乜野撲暈咗 497 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,360 睇你傷得咁重 , 我挪跌打酒幫你搽嚇 498 00:30:47,570 --> 00:30:51,140 阿美麗 ,你楂住呢舊石頭 499 00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:54,170 然後數一 , 二 , 三 500 00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:57,810 用力咁拋上天空度 , 再搵個頭去頂佢 501 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:03,190 我保證 , 呢個系最痛快嘅死法 , 嚟啦 ! 502 00:31:05,590 --> 00:31:09,050 1, 2, 3 ! 503 00:31:09,130 --> 00:31:10,100 咪住 ! 504 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,360 咩事呀? 505 00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:15,230 你咁好人 , 我想望多你一眼呀 ! 506 00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:22,130 睇夠未呀? 507 00:31:23,940 --> 00:31:26,880 睇夠就死喇番 , 嚟丫 508 00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:32,510 1, 2, 3 ! 509 00:31:42,730 --> 00:31:44,060 你冇事丫嘛? 510 00:31:44,130 --> 00:31:46,160 你點掟架? 511 00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:50,900 咪咁掟羅 ! 512 00:31:56,210 --> 00:31:58,970 咪 ,都系等我嚟 ! 513 00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:00,710 唔好意思嘅 514 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,040 你唔使客氣嘅 515 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,280 我系一個好人 516 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,410 唔該曬呀 ! 517 00:32:09,690 --> 00:32:11,520 你同我企系呢個位置唔好行開 518 00:32:11,590 --> 00:32:13,620 我唔會掟錯嘅 ! 好快嘅嗜 519 00:32:16,830 --> 00:32:20,490 1, 2, 3 ! 520 00:32:20,570 --> 00:32:21,590 我閃 521 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,240 拿 , 我地再嚟過喇噢 522 00:32:34,210 --> 00:32:36,240 你數一二三啦 523 00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:41,980 1, 2, 3 ! 524 00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:52,250 有冇搞錯呀? ! 525 00:32:52,330 --> 00:32:54,230 點解舊石頭硬系追住我嘅 ! 526 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,970 點解舊石咁鍾意撲佢嘅 ? ! 527 00:33:01,410 --> 00:33:02,900 你準備好未呀? 528 00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:04,640 我準備好啦 ! 529 00:33:04,710 --> 00:33:06,410 咁再死過羅番 ! 530 00:33:07,210 --> 00:33:11,240 1, 2…… 531 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,880 3 ! 532 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,550 又撲你唔應呀? 533 00:33:17,990 --> 00:33:19,820 我整斷咗手指甲呀 ! 534 00:33:19,890 --> 00:33:21,150 整親手指甲 ? ! 535 00:33:22,430 --> 00:33:23,900 死喇 ! 536 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,540 先生 , 有冇火? 537 00:33:39,180 --> 00:33:41,870 你知唔知你而家坐系度 , 繫好危險架 ! 538 00:33:41,950 --> 00:33:44,510 危險 ?! 有咩咁危險嗜 ? ! 539 00:33:44,580 --> 00:33:45,880 我又唔系俾人通緝 540 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,220 真人靚過幅相好多噢 ! 541 00:33:55,430 --> 00:33:57,830 乜咁賞面隨身帶住我張相呀? 542 00:33:57,900 --> 00:33:59,870 又唔好睇得自己咁高 543 00:34:00,230 --> 00:34:01,060 系頭先 Bar Tender 544 00:34:01,130 --> 00:34:02,400 個酒保俾我嘅 545 00:34:05,770 --> 00:34:06,930 佢報咗警喇 ! 546 00:34:10,310 --> 00:34:11,500 後門系邊? 547 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:13,540 你好驚呀? 548 00:34:13,610 --> 00:34:15,910 同我猜拳枚咪話你知羅 549 00:34:17,380 --> 00:34:19,410 唔好阻住 ! 借一借呀 550 00:34:21,290 --> 00:34:25,160 夠曬刺激 ! 慌我怕你呀 551 00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:30,220 一定中……三叉仔……四四 552 00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:31,890 你頂帽 ! 553 00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:33,500 我輸 ! 554 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,340 走 ! 555 00:34:47,910 --> 00:34:48,940 唔好走 ! 556 00:34:59,790 --> 00:35:01,320 點解攪到成頭血咁番嚟呀? 557 00:35:02,430 --> 00:35:05,920 掟你唔死掟死我呀 , 天冇眼呀 ! 558 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,520 點解會咁嘅呢? ! 559 00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:13,900 咁落去都唔系辦法架噢 560 00:35:17,910 --> 00:35:19,470 擺個追蹤器系佢度 561 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:20,940 咁咪知佢系邊羅 562 00:35:33,030 --> 00:35:35,080 唔知陳小姐做緊乜野呢? 563 00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:49,330 唏瀝瀝我的心裏亂如麻 564 00:35:49,410 --> 00:35:54,310 花啦啦好像窗外雨兒下 565 00:35:54,380 --> 00:35:58,980 呼嚕嚕又好像風兒吹窗紗 566 00:35:59,050 --> 00:36:03,320 沙啦啦原來為了想他 567 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:08,690 唏瀝瀝風兒沒吹雨沒下 568 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:13,490 花啦啦推開紗窗望一下 569 00:36:13,570 --> 00:36:18,300 呼嚕嚕望見了天邊月兒掛 570 00:36:18,370 --> 00:36:22,570 沙啦啦我在月下想念他 571 00:36:23,810 --> 00:36:32,810 啊……愛情像霧又像花 572 00:36:33,450 --> 00:36:41,380 啊……霧非霧呀花非花 573 00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:43,690 唏瀝瀝 574 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:44,920 花啦啦 575 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,060 呼嚕嚕 576 00:36:46,130 --> 00:36:48,290 沙啦啦 577 00:36:49,770 --> 00:36:54,500 唏瀝瀝月兒不要笑我傻 578 00:36:54,570 --> 00:36:59,310 花啦啦癡心人兒是傻瓜 579 00:36:59,380 --> 00:37:04,080 呼嚕嚕拜託那月兒帶句話 580 00:37:04,150 --> 00:37:08,590 沙啦啦在我心裏只有他 581 00:37:28,940 --> 00:37:37,040 啊……愛情像霧又像花 582 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:46,420 啊……霧非霧呀花非花 583 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,690 唏瀝瀝 584 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:49,960 花啦啦 585 00:37:50,030 --> 00:37:51,090 呼嚕嚕 586 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:54,290 沙啦啦 587 00:37:54,830 --> 00:37:59,500 唏瀝瀝月兒不要笑我傻 588 00:37:59,570 --> 00:38:04,410 花啦啦癡心人兒是傻瓜 589 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:09,110 呼嚕嚕拜託那月兒帶句話 590 00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:14,240 沙啦啦在我心裏只有他 591 00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:19,450 因乜解咁夜仲唱卡拉OK嘅 ? ! 592 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:29,530 真系當黑呀 ?! 好痛呀 ! 593 00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:34,060 對唔住 , 我一時唱得太投入啦 ! 594 00:38:34,670 --> 00:38:36,300 對唔住 , 我都系呀 ! 595 00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:37,710 早抖 ! 596 00:38:40,550 --> 00:38:42,040 我唔可以咁感情用事嘅 ! 597 00:38:42,110 --> 00:38:43,580 一定要整走佢 ! 598 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,880 你要唔要呀? 599 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,190 唔通佢真系鍾意咗我? 600 00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:56,020 你系咪同我講真嘅先 601 00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:00,360 梗系講真啦 , 咁早同你講笑咩? 602 00:39:00,430 --> 00:39:01,400 咁你要唔要丫? 603 00:39:01,470 --> 00:39:02,460 梗系要呀 ! 604 00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:05,330 要就起身啦 605 00:39:05,740 --> 00:39:07,140 你做乜野呀? 606 00:39:08,770 --> 00:39:10,140 又系你問我要唔要嘅? 607 00:39:10,210 --> 00:39:11,940 我問你要唔要公仔面咋 608 00:39:12,010 --> 00:39:12,910 你做咩攬住我呀 609 00:39:13,050 --> 00:39:14,010 攬你?冇呀 ! 610 00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,810 你自己做嘅野 ,你唔知嘅咩? 611 00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:19,650 唔知呀?我夢遊架 612 00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:21,740 我一夢遊就唔知自己做乜野 613 00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:23,380 急屎 , 去廁所 ! 614 00:39:28,630 --> 00:39:29,860 我一鍾意親女仔塊面 615 00:39:29,930 --> 00:39:31,450 就會變朱古力咁色架 616 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,900 死啦 ! 我真系鍾意咗佢呀 617 00:39:39,910 --> 00:39:40,500 早晨 618 00:39:40,570 --> 00:39:42,060 早晨 619 00:39:53,220 --> 00:39:55,020 佢對我咁好我仲呃佢 620 00:39:55,090 --> 00:39:56,180 真系唔系人呀 621 00:39:58,790 --> 00:39:59,350 喂? 622 00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:00,220 喂?阿奇呀? 623 00:40:00,290 --> 00:40:01,120 搵我乜野事呀? 624 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,490 我想同佢表明身份 ! 625 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:03,320 你講多次 626 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,760 我想同佢表明身份 627 00:40:04,830 --> 00:40:06,990 你想同佢表明身份?! 628 00:40:07,070 --> 00:40:08,730 系呀 , 做乜要我講兩次嗜 629 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,130 我唔想再呃佢丫嘛 ! 630 00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:12,770 你表時表噢 ,你唔好表埋我出嚟 631 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,030 呢單野我睇咗好耐 632 00:40:14,110 --> 00:40:15,770 呢次我一定要捉到麥基架番 ! 633 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,140 得喇 , 我已經擺咗個追蹤器系佢那袋度 634 00:40:18,210 --> 00:40:19,510 日頭你系學校睇住佢 635 00:40:19,580 --> 00:40:22,140 夜晚我系屋企睇住 , 咁就萬無一失羅 ! 636 00:40:22,210 --> 00:40:23,180 話時話晚晚同你攪到 637 00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:25,220 成頭血番嚟那條女系邊個嚟架 638 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:26,680 那個弗得妹 639 00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:28,780 你千祈唔好再系我面前提起佢呀 640 00:40:28,850 --> 00:40:30,520 每一次提起佢呢就…… 641 00:40:31,790 --> 00:40:33,760 你嚟做乜野呀? 642 00:40:33,830 --> 00:40:35,950 冇 ! 頭先你食早餐留低啲子彈系檯 643 00:40:36,030 --> 00:40:37,120 我挪返嚟俾你之嘛 ! 644 00:40:40,270 --> 00:40:41,670 我支槍呢? 645 00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:42,760 你支槍呀? 646 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,330 你返工那陣跌咗系大門口度呀 ! 647 00:40:46,170 --> 00:40:48,110 話時話 ,你教書定做賊架? 648 00:40:48,170 --> 00:40:49,510 有咁多武器嘅 ! 649 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,810 黑社會入侵學校丫嘛 , 新聞紙都有講啦 650 00:40:55,050 --> 00:40:57,110 你知啦佢地混咗入嚟 651 00:40:57,180 --> 00:40:59,480 咁我地做老師嘅唔配番支槍傍嚇身 652 00:40:59,550 --> 00:41:00,880 好冇安全感架嘛 653 00:41:01,450 --> 00:41:03,290 唔怪之得啦 ! 我掃掃嚇地 654 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,020 系你床下底搵到兩個手榴彈呀 ! 655 00:41:07,990 --> 00:41:10,480 我保你大呀 ,你唔好再嚇我喇 656 00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:11,830 你同我定定地坐系度 657 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:12,760 我會架喇 658 00:41:13,830 --> 00:41:15,270 你今晚帶我去邊度死呀? 659 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:17,900 你鍾意去邊度死咪去邊度死羅 660 00:41:17,970 --> 00:41:19,130 你而家同我定定地坐系度 661 00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:20,570 等我落去擺好啲野先嚇 , 唔該 662 00:41:20,970 --> 00:41:21,770 得 , 唔該曬 663 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:22,740 點解會咁嘅? 664 00:41:30,380 --> 00:41:33,370 走快啲…… 665 00:41:33,990 --> 00:41:34,950 好彩 666 00:41:40,730 --> 00:41:41,850 呂 Sir 呢? 667 00:41:41,930 --> 00:41:43,050 呂 Sir 行開咗噢 668 00:41:43,130 --> 00:41:44,100 你搵佢咩事呀? 669 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:45,150 上音樂堂羅 670 00:41:46,530 --> 00:41:48,800 音樂堂 ? ! 671 00:41:49,770 --> 00:41:50,500 做乜野呀? 672 00:41:50,570 --> 00:41:51,730 呂 Sir 搵咗個靚女返嚟代課呀 ! 673 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,700 仲唔行 ? ! 674 00:41:53,570 --> 00:41:55,010 代課 ? ! 675 00:42:10,260 --> 00:42:11,990 唔得 ! 要加速呀 676 00:42:13,790 --> 00:42:14,880 再加速 677 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,460 借一借 , 睇一睇 678 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,690 我的熱情好像一盤火 679 00:42:22,770 --> 00:42:26,140 燃燒了整個沙漠 680 00:42:27,070 --> 00:42:29,230 太陽見了我 681 00:42:29,310 --> 00:42:31,400 也會躲著我 682 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:36,740 它也會怕我這把愛情的火 683 00:42:38,050 --> 00:42:40,110 沙漠有了我 684 00:42:40,190 --> 00:42:42,420 永遠不寂寞 685 00:42:42,490 --> 00:42:46,250 開滿了青春的花朵 686 00:42:46,790 --> 00:42:48,820 我在高聲唱 687 00:42:48,890 --> 00:42:51,020 你在輕聲合 688 00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:56,330 陶醉在沙漠裏的小愛河 689 00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:00,600 我系咪唱得唔錯呢? 690 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,740 錯你個死人頭 , 一啲水平都冇 691 00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:06,510 Miss Chan , 走拿? 692 00:43:06,580 --> 00:43:07,640 拜拜 693 00:43:14,450 --> 00:43:16,820 過兩日 , 只要我搞掂個賤人 694 00:43:16,890 --> 00:43:20,120 就可以挪返粒價值三十億嘅馬拉之星 ! 695 00:43:20,430 --> 00:43:22,020 有成三十億咁多 696 00:43:22,090 --> 00:43:23,960 咁我地咪可以遠走高飛羅 697 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:28,960 飛到一個冇人識我地嘅地方 , 雙宿雙棲 698 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,230 不過你要應承我 , 千祈唔好殺人 699 00:43:34,170 --> 00:43:37,570 唔得 ! 個賤人出賣過我 700 00:43:41,380 --> 00:43:43,410 我要挪個賤人條命 701 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,620 咁夜喇 , 仲出街嘅? 702 00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:00,460 我有野同你講 703 00:44:00,830 --> 00:44:02,200 講羅 704 00:44:02,670 --> 00:44:06,570 假如……有個差人 705 00:44:06,740 --> 00:44:08,500 佢扮大陸仔想系你身上得到線索 706 00:44:08,570 --> 00:44:09,470 你會點對付佢呀? 707 00:44:11,180 --> 00:44:12,970 假如咋系嘛? 708 00:44:13,910 --> 00:44:14,900 系呀 !假如咋 709 00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:18,050 如果系真嘅咁我咪隊林佢羅 710 00:44:18,580 --> 00:44:20,110 等佢想同我攤牌那陣 711 00:44:20,190 --> 00:44:21,680 我就詐諦同佢講數 712 00:44:21,750 --> 00:44:24,150 一吼佢唔為意呢我就一刀拮死佢 713 00:44:26,790 --> 00:44:29,320 你捻到咁做 , 佢都捻到架咋噢 714 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,830 佢冇咁醒嚇嘛? 715 00:44:30,900 --> 00:44:34,960 乜野冇呀 ?! 我都捻到啦 ! 716 00:44:35,030 --> 00:44:36,230 你捻到又會點做呀? 717 00:44:37,370 --> 00:44:40,570 犀利啦 ! 如果俾著我呢 718 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,940 我就會不動聲色 719 00:44:42,010 --> 00:44:43,630 等佢以為穩操勝券嘅時候 720 00:44:43,710 --> 00:44:44,840 我就嚟一個突襲 721 00:44:44,910 --> 00:44:46,740 實行殺佢一個措手不及 722 00:44:46,810 --> 00:44:48,680 佢勢估唔到我咁早識穿佢架嘛 723 00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:49,840 到時仲有我符 ? ! 724 00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:52,150 咁佢咪用過第二條橋羅 725 00:44:52,220 --> 00:44:53,880 食舊西瓜先啦 726 00:44:54,490 --> 00:44:56,850 咁絕嘅橋我都捻咗 , 佢仲邊會有橋呀? 727 00:44:58,620 --> 00:45:00,390 佢可以落毒架 728 00:45:00,460 --> 00:45:02,320 落系啲西瓜度 729 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,090 你講笑定講真 ? ! 730 00:45:06,170 --> 00:45:07,130 你呢? 731 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:09,970 我講笑咋 732 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,400 我都系講笑嗜 ! 733 00:45:12,870 --> 00:45:14,200 如果我講真呢? 734 00:45:14,270 --> 00:45:16,740 我都系講笑咋 , 食西瓜丫 735 00:45:17,380 --> 00:45:20,170 唔駛 ! 多謝 ! 食得多消化不良呀 736 00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:21,180 自便 737 00:45:30,590 --> 00:45:33,150 記住喇 , 再有車經過呢 738 00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:34,850 就咁跳出去就得架 ! 739 00:45:38,930 --> 00:45:40,090 又有車嚟 ! 740 00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:43,190 準備 ! 741 00:45:44,970 --> 00:45:48,930 一……二……三…… 742 00:45:49,010 --> 00:45:49,910 跳 743 00:45:52,510 --> 00:45:54,070 小姐 , 有冇搞錯呀 ! 744 00:45:54,150 --> 00:45:56,340 你又 Miss 咗第十七次喇 ! 745 00:45:56,980 --> 00:45:59,450 咁我判斷能力系有啲問題架嘛 ! 746 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:00,710 唔系有問題 747 00:46:00,790 --> 00:46:02,050 系非常之有問題 748 00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,120 你見到佢就咁中埋去咪得羅 749 00:46:05,190 --> 00:46:06,320 我系咁做丫 ! 750 00:46:06,390 --> 00:46:08,190 不過次次佢都快過我之嘛 ! 751 00:46:08,260 --> 00:46:10,230 唔好講咁多 , 又有機會 752 00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:12,820 你睇准佢 , 系咁就跳出去 753 00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:15,370 砍落去就死梗架 , 知唔知呀? 754 00:46:15,630 --> 00:46:16,190 嚟 755 00:46:18,770 --> 00:46:22,830 一 , 二 756 00:46:23,110 --> 00:46:23,970 三 ! 跳 ! 757 00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:30,240 小姐 , 我發覺你唔單止有問題 758 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,940 仲系先天性嘅天生遲鈍 ! 759 00:46:33,420 --> 00:46:36,440 乜野遲鈍嗜 , 我咪聽到三就跳羅 ! 760 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,550 跳你個死人頭 , 我數到三你仲企系度 761 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,890 你咁叻 , 我數一 , 二 , 三你跳丫 762 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:42,980 好吔 ! 763 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,400 一 , 二 , 三 ! 764 00:46:52,470 --> 00:46:53,170 跳 ! 765 00:46:57,780 --> 00:46:59,770 點呀?你冇事丫嘛? 766 00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:01,940 我都話好準確架啦 ! 767 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:04,720 咁我去死喇 ! 768 00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:06,880 咁你快啲去死啦 ! 769 00:47:06,950 --> 00:47:08,110 你放心啦 770 00:47:31,910 --> 00:47:33,500 確實又真繫好高噢 ! 771 00:47:33,580 --> 00:47:34,770 真繫好高呀 772 00:47:35,210 --> 00:47:38,270 呂 Sir , 呢兩晚成日搞住你 773 00:47:38,350 --> 00:47:40,510 真系唔好意思呀 774 00:47:41,020 --> 00:47:42,280 你真繫好人嘅嗜 ! 775 00:47:42,750 --> 00:47:46,450 美麗 , 呢件事你唔需要咁介懷嘅 776 00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:48,890 我承受嘅只系少少嘅內傷 ! 777 00:47:49,860 --> 00:47:52,330 當你一跳咗落去死咗 , 我就會冇事架 778 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,920 系喇 , 廢話少講 779 00:47:56,270 --> 00:47:57,530 嚟啦 780 00:48:02,410 --> 00:48:03,740 呢度好靚呀 781 00:48:03,810 --> 00:48:06,570 系羅 ,你安心去啦 782 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:10,610 系呢個時候我突然間覺得好羅曼蒂克 783 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,550 呂 Sir , 我有啲唔捨得你呀 784 00:48:13,620 --> 00:48:15,450 你唔使唔捨得我架 785 00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:18,790 你一跳咗落去 , 就大家都好安樂架喇 ! 786 00:48:19,060 --> 00:48:19,990 真系 ? ! 787 00:48:22,460 --> 00:48:27,130 呂 Sir , 不如你就送佛送到西 788 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,930 系後面送我一嚇丫 ! 789 00:48:29,070 --> 00:48:30,400 好吔 ! 嚟喇 790 00:48:30,470 --> 00:48:31,270 多謝 ! 791 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,610 唔好行咁快 792 00:48:53,190 --> 00:48:55,090 做乜又攪到成頭血咁番嚟呀? 793 00:48:57,900 --> 00:48:59,330 呂 Sir ,你冇事丫嘛? 794 00:49:01,030 --> 00:49:03,660 其實 , 系少少嘅皮外傷嗜 ! 唔拘嘅 795 00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:05,400 唔拘咁我地去過羅 ! 796 00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:08,100 呢個主意本來都唔錯 797 00:49:08,170 --> 00:49:11,670 但系你睇 , 而家天色已晚 798 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:14,270 況且一日死幾次 , 好傷架 ! 799 00:49:14,350 --> 00:49:18,310 唔傷呀 !你睇嚇 , 冇事架 ! 我捱得住架 800 00:49:18,550 --> 00:49:20,450 你當然捱得住啦 ! 801 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,890 但系我自己知自己事 802 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,360 美麗 , 呢幾日我同你相處落嚟 803 00:49:26,430 --> 00:49:28,260 我終於悟出一個真諦 804 00:49:28,330 --> 00:49:29,920 乜野真諦呀? 805 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,260 就系…… 806 00:49:31,330 --> 00:49:35,230 我卑鄙 ! 我下流 ! 我賤格 ! 807 00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:37,460 我唔應該帶你去死 808 00:49:37,540 --> 00:49:39,470 因為死系莊嚴同神聖嘅 809 00:49:39,540 --> 00:49:41,600 系應該由你自己去面對嘅 ! 810 00:49:41,670 --> 00:49:43,770 但系我冇咗你唔掂那噢 ! 811 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:48,680 傻啦 !你睇嚇 ,你幾皮光肉滑 812 00:49:48,910 --> 00:49:50,680 而我就甩皮甩骨 813 00:49:50,750 --> 00:49:52,310 呢家系人見到我地 814 00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:54,720 都覺得你掂過我架啦 ! 815 00:49:54,790 --> 00:49:58,120 仲有 ,你睇嚇 , 系呢個世界上 816 00:49:58,190 --> 00:50:00,280 每一日都有一百幾十萬人死 817 00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,050 都唔系我教佢地格 818 00:50:02,130 --> 00:50:04,960 佢地咪一個個自然咁死羅 819 00:50:05,230 --> 00:50:09,190 呢啲繫上天嘅安排 ,你去啦 ! 820 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,330 你去死啦 ! 821 00:50:11,970 --> 00:50:14,230 你做乜拱我去死嗜? 822 00:50:14,310 --> 00:50:16,800 乜家嚇你唔系你生無可戀咩? 823 00:50:17,380 --> 00:50:20,610 系呀 , 不過我而家唔繫好想死咋 ! 824 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:21,770 你唔想死 ? ! 825 00:50:21,850 --> 00:50:22,580 唔想 ! 826 00:50:22,650 --> 00:50:25,980 但系你就晚晚叫我孖你出去幫你尋死 827 00:50:26,050 --> 00:50:27,250 你作死呀 ? ! 828 00:50:28,220 --> 00:50:29,850 你唔好鬧我住啦 829 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:32,150 初頭我真繫好想死架 830 00:50:32,220 --> 00:50:35,520 不過我而家捻捻嚇又唔繫好想死喇 ! 831 00:50:36,460 --> 00:50:37,890 咁換言之你家嚇就 832 00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:39,730 晚晚尋我開心咁話羅番 ! 833 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,320 你好 Cute 呀 ! 834 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,130 我同你系一齊好開心架 835 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:50,970 況且 , 我而家先至發覺我有啲…… 836 00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,010 啲乜野呀? 837 00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,240 鍾意你羅 ! 838 00:50:54,910 --> 00:50:57,210 我好想同你系埋一齊呀 ! 839 00:50:58,820 --> 00:51:00,110 咁我就死 ! 840 00:51:00,190 --> 00:51:02,780 奇哥 ,你冇事丫嘛? 841 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,580 你方纔講乜野話? 842 00:51:05,660 --> 00:51:08,090 奇哥……你介唔介意我咁叫你呀? 843 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,530 我唔可以俾佢黐上身嘅 ! 844 00:51:09,590 --> 00:51:10,420 我介意 ! 845 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,770 以後都唔准叫我做奇哥 846 00:51:16,270 --> 00:51:18,290 咁你想我點樣叫你丫? 847 00:51:18,370 --> 00:51:19,670 奇姐羅 ! 848 00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:22,210 奇姐 ?! 點解呀? 849 00:51:22,810 --> 00:51:25,500 當然 ,你而家睇到嘅 850 00:51:25,580 --> 00:51:27,270 系一個近乎完美嘅 851 00:51:27,350 --> 00:51:30,510 充滿力量嘅男人身體 852 00:51:30,980 --> 00:51:32,380 其實我嘅內心 853 00:51:32,450 --> 00:51:34,480 系一顆充滿熱情奔放嘅 854 00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:35,780 少女心 855 00:51:37,620 --> 00:51:39,650 我系唔鍾意女人嘅 ! 856 00:51:40,290 --> 00:51:42,850 口味嘅野可以慢慢改嘅嗜 ! 857 00:51:44,630 --> 00:51:50,260 太遲 ! 我已經系一棵殘花敗柳 858 00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:52,900 我柔弱嘅身驅 859 00:51:52,970 --> 00:51:56,740 已經俾阿昌哥佔用咗成年有多 860 00:52:00,150 --> 00:52:02,910 我又何嘗唔系嗜 ! 861 00:52:03,050 --> 00:52:04,450 咁咪系羅 862 00:52:05,950 --> 00:52:09,940 試問嚇兩個俾人強姦過嘅女人 863 00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:15,280 就算系埋一齊 , 又有咩幸福可言呢? 864 00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:17,860 咁又唔可以話系強姦噢 ! 865 00:52:17,930 --> 00:52:18,990 你情我願架嘛? 866 00:52:19,060 --> 00:52:19,760 唔系 ! 867 00:52:20,870 --> 00:52:22,800 我系慘遭迫害 ! 868 00:52:22,870 --> 00:52:25,130 系半推半就嘅情況下…… 869 00:52:27,270 --> 00:52:29,140 咁即系話 ,你對那樣野 870 00:52:29,210 --> 00:52:30,700 仲有所保留架啦 ? ! 871 00:52:30,780 --> 00:52:31,870 固之然 872 00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:34,430 對昌哥當然有所保留 873 00:52:35,650 --> 00:52:38,380 但系如果換轉系達哥咯噢…… 874 00:52:38,450 --> 00:52:40,380 咁我就會通力咁合作 875 00:52:40,450 --> 00:52:41,610 邊個系達哥呀? 876 00:52:42,750 --> 00:52:45,280 咪街尾賣豬肉那個達哥羅 877 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,790 我捻起佢我就興奮…… 878 00:52:49,690 --> 00:52:51,320 總言之我就唔鍾意女人啦 ! 879 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:55,260 我唔信 !你唔系啲咁嘅人嚟嘅 880 00:52:56,300 --> 00:53:00,360 美麗 ,你跟我上嚟 881 00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:04,430 我俾我本來嘅面目你睇嚇 ! 嚟丫 ! 882 00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:13,220 我靚唔靚嗜? 883 00:53:22,290 --> 00:53:25,160 你系咪覺得我有啲與眾不同呢? ! 884 00:53:28,870 --> 00:53:31,930 原來你系度翻閱緊姐妹呀 885 00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:34,400 姐妹 886 00:53:34,470 --> 00:53:38,070 你知唔知我原本想做乜野職業架? 887 00:53:38,710 --> 00:53:40,230 做咩呀? 888 00:53:40,310 --> 00:53:42,010 甲組足球員呀 889 00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,480 踢波? 890 00:53:44,180 --> 00:53:45,170 點解? 891 00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:47,370 你試捻嚇 892 00:53:47,450 --> 00:53:51,890 系香港政府大球場當住幾萬人嘅面前 893 00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,390 你系咁意踢咗個波出界咋 894 00:53:54,460 --> 00:53:57,360 佢地就全部一齊問候你噢 895 00:53:57,430 --> 00:53:59,160 你話幾興奮呀 ! 896 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:04,630 講講嚇我有啲唔舒服 897 00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:06,190 你坐一陣 , 我好快就出嚟 ! 898 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,080 講野你都有反應? ! 打你 899 00:54:16,150 --> 00:54:19,340 咁唔合作? ! 咁唔聽話? ! 打…… 900 00:54:19,420 --> 00:54:21,390 唔得 ! 頂唔順 901 00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:24,790 自己作賤自己 902 00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,290 入嚟啦 , 企系門口做乜野嗜? 903 00:54:37,670 --> 00:54:39,000 乜你著得咁性感呀? ! 904 00:54:39,070 --> 00:54:41,200 我都話我對女人冇反應架咯 905 00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:46,640 仲有反應 ! 906 00:54:46,710 --> 00:54:50,170 打到你冇反應……打到你榭為止 907 00:54:54,990 --> 00:54:58,650 弊 ! 方纔唔知系咪重手得滯 908 00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,210 真系冇曬反應 909 00:55:06,130 --> 00:55:07,830 真系冇 ! 910 00:55:16,610 --> 00:55:17,440 靚女 911 00:55:17,510 --> 00:55:18,640 做乜野呀? 912 00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:22,700 我好勁架 ! 試嚇丫 913 00:55:22,780 --> 00:55:25,380 啋 ! 阿婆你都撩,你個變態佬丫 ! 914 00:55:58,020 --> 00:56:01,950 奇哥…… 915 00:56:03,290 --> 00:56:06,160 其實我應該叫你做奇姐先至啱 916 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,420 不過我真系叫唔出口呀 917 00:56:12,060 --> 00:56:15,120 因為你系我心目中系最好嘅男人 918 00:56:21,010 --> 00:56:23,200 我唔想破壞呢個美好嘅印象 919 00:56:25,210 --> 00:56:27,410 所以我決定離開你 920 00:56:29,050 --> 00:56:31,240 再見喇奇哥 921 00:56:51,740 --> 00:56:53,900 其實我真系唔捨得離開你架 922 00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:57,230 離開你就等於離開呢個世界 923 00:56:58,340 --> 00:57:00,140 所以我決定離開呢個世界 924 00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:02,740 永別喇奇哥 925 00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:30,310 奇哥 , 我決定唔死 926 00:57:31,110 --> 00:57:32,370 因為我冇勇氣自殺 927 00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:34,540 不如你死啦 928 00:57:34,650 --> 00:57:36,340 咁樣大家都會好過啲 ! 929 00:57:36,820 --> 00:57:38,040 永別 ! 930 00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:40,640 唔好殺我呀 ! 我唔鍾意男人 931 00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:41,240 我鍾意女人架 ! 932 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:44,190 我唔鍾意男人 , 我鍾意女人…… 933 00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,010 你真系唔鍾意男人? ! 934 00:57:47,090 --> 00:57:48,650 系呀 ! 我唔鍾意男人 ! 我鍾意女人 935 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,260 乜個天咁光嘅? ! 936 00:57:54,130 --> 00:57:55,290 我發夢? ! 937 00:57:55,830 --> 00:57:56,890 弊 ! 領野 938 00:57:59,300 --> 00:58:01,140 我返學喇 ! 拜拜 ! 939 00:58:01,670 --> 00:58:02,700 拜拜 ! 940 00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,080 咪郁 ! 開車 941 00:58:09,380 --> 00:58:10,370 麥基? ! 942 00:58:10,850 --> 00:58:11,680 開車啦 943 00:58:18,690 --> 00:58:19,420 停車 944 00:58:21,460 --> 00:58:22,860 我系差人 , 我借用你架車 945 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:25,920 架車系我架 946 00:58:53,860 --> 00:58:55,290 差人呀 , 咪郁呀 947 00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:56,550 乜野事呀?阿Sir 948 00:58:56,630 --> 00:58:57,560 弊 ! 949 00:59:00,670 --> 00:59:01,760 番屋企挪追蹤器先 950 00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:08,900 呢兩年嚟 , 我日日夜夜咁掛住你 951 00:59:09,970 --> 00:59:12,640 今次逃獄出嚟都系為咗見你一面咋 952 00:59:14,650 --> 00:59:18,810 不過……你竟然搵兩個差佬嚟伏我? ! 953 00:59:19,450 --> 00:59:21,580 我點知佢兩個系差佬呀 ! 954 00:59:21,820 --> 00:59:23,010 你當我傻架? ! 955 00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,620 你坐監咁耐 , 我等足咁耐 956 00:59:26,690 --> 00:59:28,850 你出監竟然咁樣對我 957 00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:30,960 我對你幾好丫 958 00:59:31,030 --> 00:59:33,290 你每逢生日我都有送禮物俾你 959 00:59:34,330 --> 00:59:35,960 第一年送一枝玫瑰花 960 00:59:36,030 --> 00:59:37,830 第二年送一打玫瑰花 961 00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:38,990 入獄前那年 962 00:59:39,070 --> 00:59:41,000 你竟然送條咁嘅爛鬼頸鏈俾我 963 00:59:41,070 --> 00:59:42,200 爛鬼頸鏈? ! 964 00:59:43,780 --> 00:59:45,940 你知唔知呢條爛鬼頸鏈值幾多錢呀? 965 00:59:46,540 --> 00:59:49,040 呢條咁嘅朱義盛最多咪值二、三百蚊 966 00:59:49,110 --> 00:59:50,380 二、三百蚊? ! 967 01:00:01,130 --> 01:00:02,520 呢條就系價值三十億 968 01:00:02,590 --> 01:00:04,650 嘅馬拉之星嘅保險箱鎖匙 969 01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,370 不過冇你份 ! 970 01:00:24,380 --> 01:00:25,710 你又番嚟做乜野? ! 971 01:00:25,780 --> 01:00:27,080 你唔系去睇住條差佬架咩 ! 972 01:00:29,990 --> 01:00:31,480 系你條女叫我返嚟嘅番 973 01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:32,720 你識佢嘅咩? 974 01:00:34,890 --> 01:00:36,690 你唔識我嗜 , 佢識我呀 ! 975 01:00:41,230 --> 01:00:42,290 你地系朋友嚟架? 976 01:00:42,370 --> 01:00:45,340 何止朋友呀? ! 佢直情就系我地嘅首領 977 01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:47,030 首領? ! 乜野首領呀? 978 01:00:49,070 --> 01:00:50,900 佢系白玫瑰黨嘅首領 979 01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:51,460 校長? ! 980 01:00:51,940 --> 01:00:55,070 唔系 ! 我系白玫瑰黨二號 981 01:00:56,310 --> 01:00:57,180 兩個學生? ! 982 01:00:57,250 --> 01:00:58,680 我系白玫瑰黨101號 983 01:00:58,750 --> 01:01:00,510 我系白玫瑰黨333號 984 01:01:02,150 --> 01:01:03,520 4B班學生? ! 985 01:01:03,590 --> 01:01:05,490 你地全部都系白玫瑰黨? ! 986 01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:06,450 你聽到啲林巴就知道 987 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,360 我地白玫瑰黨有幾多人 988 01:01:08,430 --> 01:01:09,650 今日睇你走得去邊? ! 989 01:01:15,270 --> 01:01:18,630 你夠膽再移前一吋 ,你喉嚨就會穿 ! 990 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:20,100 你竟然咁對我? ! 991 01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:25,070 你今日都插翼難飛喇 ! 992 01:01:43,490 --> 01:01:44,430 咪郁 ! 993 01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:45,890 敢同我麥基鬥? ! 994 01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,260 行開 , 白頭佬 995 01:01:48,700 --> 01:01:50,290 點解你會嚟呢度嘅? 996 01:01:50,370 --> 01:01:51,160 麥基呢? 997 01:01:51,470 --> 01:01:53,230 麥基?佢系度咩? 998 01:01:53,570 --> 01:01:55,900 我明明見你俾佢捉咗你嚟呢度架噢 999 01:01:56,010 --> 01:01:58,410 唔系吔 ! 我約咗成班書友系度 1000 01:01:58,480 --> 01:01:59,910 你系咪眼花呀? ! 1001 01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:01,910 唔通我真系眼花? ! 1002 01:02:02,310 --> 01:02:05,210 校長 ,你同咁多同學系度做乜野呀? 1003 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:08,410 我地系度排緊畢業典禮嘅舞嗜嘛 1004 01:02:08,750 --> 01:02:11,150 畢業典禮? ! 啱啱開學咋噢 ! 1005 01:02:11,220 --> 01:02:12,450 排得嚟啱架喇 1006 01:02:13,460 --> 01:02:14,550 咁排乜野舞呀? 1007 01:02:15,290 --> 01:02:19,590 女殺手 , 女殺手…… 1008 01:02:19,660 --> 01:02:27,540 女殺手……女殺手 1009 01:02:27,610 --> 01:02:30,040 ……兩隻眼核放光 1010 01:02:30,270 --> 01:02:31,570 啲同學跳得唔錯架 ! 1011 01:02:34,980 --> 01:02:36,840 點呀?我啲同學跳成點呀? 1012 01:02:36,910 --> 01:02:39,310 好 ! 好過蕭芳芳噢 ! 1013 01:02:39,420 --> 01:02:40,210 真系? 1014 01:02:40,450 --> 01:02:43,250 系 ! 又生鬼又活潑 1015 01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:44,350 你都唔錯丫 1016 01:02:44,420 --> 01:02:46,450 其實我有好多問題想問你呀? 1017 01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:47,860 隨便問丫 ! 1018 01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:50,260 點解你會系度嘅? 1019 01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,020 呢個問題我一陣先答你 1020 01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:54,290 問過第二個問題先啦 ! 1021 01:02:54,370 --> 01:02:57,490 好吔 ! 系咁點解你會有枝槍嘅? 1022 01:02:57,570 --> 01:02:59,300 哦……呢個問題 1023 01:02:59,370 --> 01:03:01,300 同頭先那個問題一齊答你 1024 01:03:01,370 --> 01:03:03,030 仲有冇問題呀? 1025 01:03:03,370 --> 01:03:04,570 我捻我冇乜問題 ! 1026 01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:07,370 冇問題拿? ! 冇問題我就唔阻住你 1027 01:03:07,450 --> 01:03:08,970 我屋企煲落湯 , 我走先 1028 01:03:11,380 --> 01:03:12,470 我都算有急才 1029 01:03:12,550 --> 01:03:14,450 唔知正話咁答佢滿唔滿意呢? 1030 01:03:16,620 --> 01:03:19,110 首領 , 我地而家打算點呀? 1031 01:03:19,290 --> 01:03:21,160 搜佢條鎖匙出嚟 ! 嚟手殺咗佢 ! 1032 01:03:21,230 --> 01:03:21,920 系 ! 1033 01:03:21,990 --> 01:03:22,860 殺咗佢? ! 1034 01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:24,820 冇呀 ! 首領 1035 01:03:29,330 --> 01:03:30,390 交條鎖匙出嚟 ! 1036 01:03:30,470 --> 01:03:32,160 我已經將佢收埋咗系一個好安全嘅地方 1037 01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:34,070 包你抄唔到嘅 1038 01:03:34,270 --> 01:03:35,570 你唔講就得架拿? ! 1039 01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:38,040 我就算反轉個倉都要抄到出嚟 1040 01:03:38,110 --> 01:03:38,770 抄 ! 1041 01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,570 咁益我呀? ! 又有得抄 ! 1042 01:03:41,580 --> 01:03:42,510 頭先你咪抄過羅 1043 01:03:43,550 --> 01:03:45,380 我一早就估到你對佢發生興趣架 1044 01:03:45,450 --> 01:03:47,080 抄第二度丫嘛 1045 01:03:52,190 --> 01:03:53,950 首領 , 搵極都搵唔到噢 ! 1046 01:03:55,730 --> 01:03:58,020 你究竟擺條鎖匙系邊度? 1047 01:04:00,060 --> 01:04:02,230 識你咁耐仲唔知你為人點咩 1048 01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:03,820 交番出嚟咪即系要我冇命 ! 1049 01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:05,030 你同我斗硬頸? ! 1050 01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:08,040 好 , 睇嚇你耐力好定我耐力好 1051 01:04:08,110 --> 01:04:09,370 我困你系度一個月 1052 01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,140 唔俾水你飲 , 唔俾飯你食 1053 01:04:11,210 --> 01:04:12,070 我睇嚇你點死 1054 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:16,640 三號 ,你同我睇住佢 , 我番去總部 1055 01:04:18,580 --> 01:04:20,070 你咪咁口硬啦 1056 01:04:20,150 --> 01:04:21,020 行啦 , 肥婆 ! 1057 01:04:28,330 --> 01:04:30,760 梁生 , 有冇見過我阿奇哥呀? 1058 01:04:30,830 --> 01:04:31,730 冇噢 1059 01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:34,690 死啦 !你話奇哥去咗邊呢? 1060 01:04:34,770 --> 01:04:36,390 都唔知一陣整乜野送俾佢食添架 1061 01:04:42,310 --> 01:04:43,670 呢條乜野鎖匙? 1062 01:04:51,820 --> 01:04:52,780 阿波 1063 01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:54,010 睇清楚呀 ! 1064 01:04:54,090 --> 01:04:54,920 乜系你呀 ! 1065 01:04:54,990 --> 01:04:57,350 系我呀 ! 系我哩 ! 1066 01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:00,720 你嚟做咩呀? ! 個弗妹周圍刮你呀 ! 1067 01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:02,180 我都知 ! 1068 01:05:03,090 --> 01:05:05,760 之所以咪走入嚟你呢度避嚇風頭羅 ! 1069 01:05:07,430 --> 01:05:09,960 自從佢知道我系一個正常嘅男子之後 1070 01:05:10,030 --> 01:05:13,470 我硬系覺得佢啲眼神有啲放肆 1071 01:05:14,510 --> 01:05:18,000 阿波……阿波 1072 01:05:22,050 --> 01:05:24,310 我硬系覺得佢想嗒我嗜 ! 1073 01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:25,580 好正常嗜 1074 01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,280 孤男寡女共處一室 1075 01:05:27,350 --> 01:05:27,840 唔系佢嗒你 1076 01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:29,910 就系你嗒佢架啦 , 系咪丫? ! 1077 01:05:29,990 --> 01:05:31,820 你如果系驚怕蝕底嘅話 1078 01:05:32,090 --> 01:05:33,850 咪佢嗒你一次 ,你嗒返佢一次羅 ! 1079 01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:37,360 唔系哩 , 我就系但心呢嚇野 1080 01:05:37,860 --> 01:05:40,330 大家嗒嚟嗒去好易嗒出感情架嘛 1081 01:05:40,830 --> 01:05:42,860 咁到時手尾咪好長羅 1082 01:05:43,530 --> 01:05:47,470 睇佢個樣我都知佢系歷盡滄桑架啦 1083 01:05:47,540 --> 01:05:48,840 正所謂閱人無數 1084 01:05:48,910 --> 01:05:51,030 分分鐘系大玩家嚟架嘛 1085 01:05:51,580 --> 01:05:52,870 你驚佢玩唔起呀? 1086 01:05:52,980 --> 01:05:55,840 唔系哩 ! 我系驚我自己玩唔起 1087 01:05:56,450 --> 01:06:00,320 須知我呂奇系一個容易受傷嘅男人 1088 01:06:00,690 --> 01:06:03,380 萬一佢真系存心玩弄我嘅 1089 01:06:04,190 --> 01:06:06,680 你叫我以後邊有面目見人呢 ! 1090 01:06:07,220 --> 01:06:08,620 咁你想點呀? 1091 01:06:08,690 --> 01:06:12,030 我想……同佢結婚 1092 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:15,300 萬一佢真系玩嚇玩嚇嘅 1093 01:06:15,370 --> 01:06:19,430 到頭嚟都總算仲有番個名份丫 ! 1094 01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:20,600 你吔屎啦 ! 1095 01:06:22,010 --> 01:06:23,300 人地同你講得咁認真 1096 01:06:23,370 --> 01:06:24,900 你做乜叫人吔屎嗜 1097 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:28,380 須知道結婚系終身大事 1098 01:06:28,450 --> 01:06:30,470 我都要詳細考慮嚇架 ! 1099 01:06:30,780 --> 01:06:33,310 黐線架 ! 愛情系盲目架嘛 1100 01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:34,480 如果真系鍾意一個人嘅 1101 01:06:35,090 --> 01:06:37,780 就算佢有愛滋病你都會攬住佢架嘛 1102 01:06:37,860 --> 01:06:39,720 就好似我對寶珠咁 ! 1103 01:06:40,590 --> 01:06:41,720 乜寶珠生愛滋病咩? 1104 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:44,390 滋你個頭 , 我即系咁樣比喻呀 ! 1105 01:06:45,260 --> 01:06:46,520 咁我都會 1106 01:06:46,830 --> 01:06:48,730 不過我會帶番個袋先 ! 1107 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,730 咁使唔使加埋保鮮紙呀? 1108 01:06:51,670 --> 01:06:54,540 系噢 !得閒去超級市場買番啲保鮮紙先 1109 01:06:54,610 --> 01:06:56,540 喂?搵呂奇呀? 1110 01:06:59,010 --> 01:06:59,700 個喪妹呀? ! 1111 01:06:59,780 --> 01:07:01,340 麻甩佬嚟架 1112 01:07:03,610 --> 01:07:04,550 喂? 1113 01:07:04,820 --> 01:07:06,410 麥基單野你兩條友攪成點呀? ! 1114 01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,110 你同梁醒波即刻落嚟見我 1115 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:10,810 話時話 ,你點知我系呢度架? ! 1116 01:07:10,890 --> 01:07:12,950 系你條女話俾我知嘅 ! 1117 01:07:15,130 --> 01:07:15,890 行喇 1118 01:07:16,430 --> 01:07:18,190 我煮咗你飯呀 1119 01:07:18,260 --> 01:07:20,360 陣間記得番嚟食噢 1120 01:07:21,470 --> 01:07:22,900 我落一落去呀 1121 01:07:24,300 --> 01:07:26,530 行開街市幫我買兩包豆豉 1122 01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:29,040 我會喇 1123 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,500 你…… 1124 01:07:32,580 --> 01:07:33,940 做乜玄壇咁嘅面口呀? 1125 01:07:34,010 --> 01:07:36,410 唔使驚呀 ! 一於同佢玩先發制人 1126 01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:37,540 你上 ! 1127 01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:39,050 你個粉腸呀 ! 1128 01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:40,340 你唔駛眼望望 , 手指指 1129 01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:41,480 我系度講緊你 ! 1130 01:07:41,550 --> 01:07:42,680 你點做人老頂架? 1131 01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:44,680 你好久都唔蒲頭 1132 01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,050 一蒲頭就打個電話叫我地落嚟見你 1133 01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:49,220 我地好忙架 , 系神探嚟架 1134 01:07:49,290 --> 01:07:51,960 出面個社會有好多壞人等我地去拉架 1135 01:07:52,030 --> 01:07:53,960 好彩而家未捉到麥基嗜 1136 01:07:54,030 --> 01:07:55,460 萬一捉到咁你話點算呢? 1137 01:07:55,530 --> 01:07:56,520 掟佢埋一邊呀? 1138 01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:59,330 佢人渣嚟架 , 掟嚇掟嚇就會變架喇嘛 1139 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:01,530 到有一日你醒起要拎番佢出嚟嘅時候 1140 01:08:01,610 --> 01:08:02,900 我只會俾舊渣你咋 1141 01:08:02,970 --> 01:08:03,740 你點解可以咁疏忽? ! 1142 01:08:03,810 --> 01:08:04,930 你第一日當差架? ! 1143 01:08:06,210 --> 01:08:07,770 系咁你地要幾耐至拉到麥基丫? 1144 01:08:07,850 --> 01:08:08,540 你話俾我知丫 1145 01:08:08,610 --> 01:08:09,540 你同佢講 1146 01:08:09,950 --> 01:08:11,350 幾耐先拉到麥基你問我做乜野? 1147 01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:12,810 你應該去問麥基丫嚟 1148 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:14,250 我地系做臥低架咋嘛 1149 01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:15,410 佢嚟我地咪拉羅 1150 01:08:15,490 --> 01:08:17,080 佢唔嚟叫我地點拉呀? 1151 01:08:17,150 --> 01:08:18,250 你知唔知佢點解唔嚟丫? 1152 01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:19,050 我唔知呀? 1153 01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:19,920 你唔知哩 ! 1154 01:08:19,990 --> 01:08:22,120 唔知就應該出去外面收嚇風丫嘛 1155 01:08:22,190 --> 01:08:23,490 唔好成日死咕咕咁丫 1156 01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:26,090 知唔知我地幾悶呀 , 天口又熱 1157 01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,600 你好焗佢出嚟俾我地拉喇 1158 01:08:27,670 --> 01:08:29,790 如果唔系返差館挪大假抖暑啦 ! 1159 01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:30,960 喂…… 1160 01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:32,330 喂……喂乜野丫 1161 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,370 你再喂就連我都去抖暑架喇 1162 01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:35,430 家嚇你醒醒目目嘅話 1163 01:08:35,510 --> 01:08:38,100 就去街市買兩包咁多豆豉番嚟 ! 1164 01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:39,640 我做乜野要去買兩包豆豉呀? 1165 01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:41,310 家嚇乜你知唔知 1166 01:08:41,380 --> 01:08:43,370 乜野叫做收買人心咩?豬頭炳 ! 1167 01:08:44,350 --> 01:08:45,980 我地好辛苦架 ! 1168 01:08:46,050 --> 01:08:47,240 你睇嚇你嚟探班 1169 01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:49,480 得兩梳蕉咁成何體統呢? ! 1170 01:08:49,550 --> 01:08:51,080 呢次就叫你買豆豉咋 1171 01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:53,560 下一次就叫你買魚翅架喇 ! 1172 01:08:56,190 --> 01:08:57,490 咪以為上司就可以扮可憐呀 ! 1173 01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:58,390 秉你架 1174 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,870 搶野呀 , 搶野呀? 1175 01:09:08,170 --> 01:09:09,000 光天白日咁狼? ! 1176 01:09:13,410 --> 01:09:14,210 到你 1177 01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:15,340 等我嚟 1178 01:09:16,710 --> 01:09:17,510 Honey 1179 01:09:17,580 --> 01:09:19,070 Peter 仔? ! 1180 01:09:19,850 --> 01:09:21,040 你兩個攪邊科呀? 1181 01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:23,750 系羅 , 究竟你系度攪邊科呢? 1182 01:09:23,820 --> 01:09:25,050 做乜攪到要做賊呀? 1183 01:09:25,290 --> 01:09:26,650 我好想見你丫嘛 ! 1184 01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:28,450 好想見我都唔使做賊架 ! 1185 01:09:28,890 --> 01:09:30,020 我話過唔搵夠五十萬 1186 01:09:30,090 --> 01:09:31,530 系唔會番嚟見你架 ! 1187 01:09:31,730 --> 01:09:34,530 就算要搵錢都唔駛攪到作奸犯科架嘛 1188 01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:36,160 有好多正行嘅生意你做架噢 1189 01:09:36,230 --> 01:09:38,460 系羅 ,你都有幾分姿色 1190 01:09:38,540 --> 01:09:39,900 你可以去做鴨嘅嗜 1191 01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:41,870 我有做呀 ! 我夜晚做鴨 1192 01:09:41,940 --> 01:09:42,800 日頭做賊 1193 01:09:42,870 --> 01:09:44,810 我就嚟搵夠五十萬架喇 ! 1194 01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:46,930 你真系害人不淺呀 ! 1195 01:09:47,980 --> 01:09:48,880 我問你 1196 01:09:48,950 --> 01:09:52,680 最近那單鴨案究竟有冇你份呀? 1197 01:09:54,550 --> 01:09:56,780 呢件事系我嘅錯 ! 系我唔啱 1198 01:09:56,850 --> 01:09:58,290 等我攪番掂佢 1199 01:10:16,670 --> 01:10:19,440 呢一滴眼淚我系為你而流嘅 ! 1200 01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:23,040 你咁做我系絕對唔會怪你嘅 ! 1201 01:10:40,060 --> 01:10:41,190 接住 1202 01:11:19,370 --> 01:11:20,060 小心 1203 01:11:35,420 --> 01:11:36,550 Lu Lu 1204 01:11:40,390 --> 01:11:41,720 唔好郁我 1205 01:11:42,790 --> 01:11:44,850 我總算還番個人情俾你 1206 01:11:46,030 --> 01:11:47,790 估唔到系我最痛苦嘅時候 1207 01:11:47,870 --> 01:11:49,830 先至搵到我最深愛嘅女人 1208 01:11:54,610 --> 01:11:56,630 可惜你唔可以同我分享到 1209 01:11:56,710 --> 01:11:58,830 粒三十億嘅馬拉之星 ! 1210 01:12:05,950 --> 01:12:08,680 你殺咗我LuLu , 我同你死過 1211 01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:12,860 至憎人攪到我成身污糟辣遢 1212 01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:13,980 番去沖個涼先 1213 01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:20,660 你走唔出我手指罅 1214 01:12:25,340 --> 01:12:27,830 首領果然神機妙算 1215 01:12:29,170 --> 01:12:31,200 硬系咁耐都仲未見人嘅? 1216 01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:33,030 食飯喇 ! 1217 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:35,970 做咩呀?你約咗人咩? 1218 01:12:36,050 --> 01:12:38,170 系呀 ! 我約咗個人上嚟食飯 1219 01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:39,510 邊個呀? 1220 01:12:39,580 --> 01:12:41,110 一個你鍾意嘅人 ! 1221 01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:44,320 我去開門先 1222 01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:46,390 邊個嗜? 1223 01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:54,460 你究竟上嚟呢度做乜野嗜? 1224 01:12:54,530 --> 01:12:56,090 你叫我買兩包豆豉上嚟架嘛 ! 1225 01:12:56,770 --> 01:12:59,600 點知我去到街市就冚扮爛都收曬檔 1226 01:12:59,670 --> 01:13:01,500 咁我咪局住打電話俾我老婆羅 1227 01:13:01,570 --> 01:13:02,870 點知佢又話屋企冇 1228 01:13:02,940 --> 01:13:04,270 我見你咁恨食豆豉 1229 01:13:04,340 --> 01:13:07,170 咪行去筲箕灣問我老母挪羅 1230 01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:08,440 兩包夠唔夠呀? 1231 01:13:08,780 --> 01:13:11,340 我叫你去買豆豉你就叫人地去買 1232 01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:13,910 唔該曬 ! 唔知點稱呼你呢呵? 1233 01:13:14,150 --> 01:13:15,380 我地頭先通過電話架啦 ! 1234 01:13:15,450 --> 01:13:16,420 通過…… 1235 01:13:17,190 --> 01:13:19,620 原來你系奇哥嘅老豆即系世伯 1236 01:13:19,690 --> 01:13:20,780 世伯? ! 1237 01:13:22,030 --> 01:13:23,250 入呢坐丫 ! 1238 01:13:23,330 --> 01:13:24,230 Peter 仔就到 1239 01:13:24,290 --> 01:13:25,990 唔可以俾佢攪噢曬嘅 ! 1240 01:13:27,230 --> 01:13:28,660 唔入得 ! 1241 01:13:29,870 --> 01:13:32,960 你咪以為你生我出嚟我就要叫你做爸爸 1242 01:13:33,940 --> 01:13:36,240 佢從來都未盡過做父親嘅責任 1243 01:13:36,310 --> 01:13:37,900 你同我扯 ! 1244 01:13:38,610 --> 01:13:39,910 你點可以同老爺…… 1245 01:13:39,980 --> 01:13:41,500 同你阿爸咁講野架? 1246 01:13:41,580 --> 01:13:42,700 因為佢系道友 ! 1247 01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:46,220 世伯咁好氣色 , 邊度似道友呀? ! 1248 01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:48,750 咁你話我個樣似唔似道友丫? 1249 01:13:48,820 --> 01:13:50,150 少少喇 1250 01:13:50,690 --> 01:13:52,310 咁咪就系羅 ! 1251 01:13:52,890 --> 01:13:55,420 你知唔知點解我個樣會似道友丫 1252 01:13:55,490 --> 01:13:56,520 點解呀? 1253 01:13:56,590 --> 01:13:59,590 因為我由細到大都冇雞食 1254 01:14:00,130 --> 01:14:03,070 我話俾你聽 ,你今日買唔到隻雞番嚟 1255 01:14:03,130 --> 01:14:05,330 你唔駛旨意行入呢個門口半步 1256 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:07,700 一系你就番屋企再問阿媽挪 1257 01:14:08,270 --> 01:14:09,260 咁又唔好 ! 1258 01:14:09,340 --> 01:14:11,530 要佢老人家行上行落好辛苦架 1259 01:14:11,610 --> 01:14:12,800 世伯 ,你入去坐 1260 01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:14,610 我去買丫 ! 我去買得架喇 1261 01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:16,610 美麗……美麗 ! 1262 01:14:16,910 --> 01:14:18,140 你攪噢曬 ! 1263 01:14:24,190 --> 01:14:26,750 你聽我講你都系快啲離開啦 1264 01:14:26,820 --> 01:14:28,720 等我飲埋杯水都得呱? ! 天口熱丫嘛 1265 01:14:28,790 --> 01:14:31,020 唔系哩 !你再唔走就會打草驚蛇架啦 ! 1266 01:14:31,090 --> 01:14:33,530 你一個對付佢好危險架 ! 1267 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:34,760 都話唔會咯 1268 01:14:34,830 --> 01:14:36,770 況且有梁醒波嚟接應我丫嘛 1269 01:14:36,830 --> 01:14:39,530 萬一佢好疊友 ,你兩個咪一鑊熟 1270 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:40,760 唔會嘅哩 ! 1271 01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:41,670 都系咪 ! 1272 01:14:41,740 --> 01:14:43,370 我都系要同你地一齊並肩作戰 1273 01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:44,300 睇睇環境先 1274 01:14:44,710 --> 01:14:46,540 個環境唔使睇架 1275 01:14:47,140 --> 01:14:48,670 既然你咁勇 1276 01:14:48,750 --> 01:14:51,340 不如你負責守樓下等我暗號哩 ! 1277 01:14:52,020 --> 01:14:53,280 乜野暗號? 1278 01:14:54,550 --> 01:14:56,350 就榴槤啦 1279 01:14:56,420 --> 01:14:57,720 你一見我丟舊榴槤落嚟 1280 01:14:57,790 --> 01:14:59,220 你就即刻衝上嚟接應我地 1281 01:14:59,290 --> 01:15:00,780 不過你而家要落樓下等 1282 01:15:00,860 --> 01:15:01,350 行門口 1283 01:15:01,430 --> 01:15:02,550 有人 1284 01:15:02,660 --> 01:15:03,220 行窗口 1285 01:15:03,290 --> 01:15:03,660 窗口? ! 1286 01:15:03,730 --> 01:15:04,460 那邊窗口 ! 1287 01:15:04,530 --> 01:15:05,220 呢邊窗口? ! 1288 01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:06,190 真系窗口 1289 01:15:06,260 --> 01:15:07,490 快 ! 1290 01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:14,300 系你呀?做咩咁遲嘅? 1291 01:15:15,940 --> 01:15:17,300 收埋啲乜野系後面呀? 1292 01:15:19,140 --> 01:15:20,110 送俾你 ! 1293 01:15:20,910 --> 01:15:22,210 多謝噢 1294 01:15:22,510 --> 01:15:24,340 嚟 , 入嚟丫 ! 我有野同你講 1295 01:15:28,350 --> 01:15:29,510 有乜野同我講呀? 1296 01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:32,580 隨便食個生果先 , 我慢慢同你講丫 1297 01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:34,480 好熱 1298 01:15:36,790 --> 01:15:38,230 睇你仲走得去邊? 1299 01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:40,720 黑玫瑰 ? ! 1300 01:15:40,830 --> 01:15:42,560 即刻同我捉黑玫瑰返嚟 1301 01:15:46,140 --> 01:15:48,200 咁耐喇 , 仲未返嘅 ? ! 1302 01:15:56,980 --> 01:15:57,410 系你 ? ! 1303 01:15:57,480 --> 01:15:58,570 條女呢 , 仲未返嚟呀? 1304 01:15:59,250 --> 01:15:59,650 你想點呀? 1305 01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:00,480 挪番啲野 ! 1306 01:16:00,750 --> 01:16:01,450 郁手? 1307 01:16:02,250 --> 01:16:03,280 條鎖匙呢? 1308 01:16:03,550 --> 01:16:04,950 你唔駛難過嘅 1309 01:16:06,260 --> 01:16:08,490 嚟丫 , 食個橙先 1310 01:16:14,830 --> 01:16:16,530 好講喇噢 , 唔講我啪咗你 1311 01:16:17,130 --> 01:16:19,500 講乜野呀? ! 我都唔知你吸乜 1312 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:20,800 你唔想死就快啲講 1313 01:16:21,340 --> 01:16:22,200 我講啦 ! 1314 01:16:22,910 --> 01:16:25,470 我放咗系電視機頂 1315 01:16:25,540 --> 01:16:26,270 電視機 ? ! 1316 01:16:26,740 --> 01:16:28,070 你…… 1317 01:16:30,950 --> 01:16:32,140 乜你次次都指那度架 1318 01:16:34,350 --> 01:16:38,810 你都算沙膽 ! 夠膽系老虎頭上釘虱子 1319 01:16:38,890 --> 01:16:40,450 連我麥基都敢玩 ? ! 1320 01:16:43,030 --> 01:16:43,490 講 1321 01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:45,490 我講啦 , 我擺咗系隔離屋 ! 1322 01:16:46,430 --> 01:16:48,660 俾我捉到黑玫瑰呢鑊仲唔 職 ? ! 1323 01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:55,830 呢個世界上最愛你嘅人其實唔系我 1324 01:16:55,910 --> 01:16:57,600 系另有其人 1325 01:16:58,140 --> 01:16:59,230 系邊個呀? 1326 01:17:00,910 --> 01:17:04,180 講起呢個人 , 其實就系…… 1327 01:17:08,250 --> 01:17:12,710 講真丫呢個人……你開門就知系邊個 1328 01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:14,980 你地邊個愛我? 1329 01:17:15,060 --> 01:17:15,650 系咪呢個 ? ! 1330 01:17:15,730 --> 01:17:16,590 系 1331 01:17:16,690 --> 01:17:18,130 快啲挪番條鎖匙嚟 ! 1332 01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:19,320 乜野鎖匙呀? 1333 01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:20,560 仲份野 ? ! 1334 01:17:20,630 --> 01:17:23,100 麥基哥嘅野你都敢挪 ? ! 1335 01:17:23,230 --> 01:17:26,100 麥基你都唔識系話 ? ! 1336 01:17:32,780 --> 01:17:33,830 你閂門? ! 1337 01:17:34,850 --> 01:17:37,010 夠膽想走 ? ! 1338 01:17:39,780 --> 01:17:41,310 呢勻你死梗喇 1339 01:17:41,390 --> 01:17:44,450 呂奇 , 好快啲交條鎖匙出嚟 1340 01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:45,820 如果唔系我隊林佢 1341 01:17:45,890 --> 01:17:46,980 快啲 ! 1342 01:17:49,060 --> 01:17:51,720 奇怪 , 佢挪我條鎖匙做乜野呢? 1343 01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:52,320 收埋先 1344 01:17:52,860 --> 01:17:54,460 快啲呀 , 聽唔聽到呀? 1345 01:17:54,530 --> 01:17:56,090 通知探長上嚟接應 1346 01:17:56,170 --> 01:17:57,500 掟個暗號落去先 1347 01:18:02,540 --> 01:18:03,870 睇野咁蒙嘅 ? ! 1348 01:18:04,270 --> 01:18:05,710 梗系撞跌咗對隱形眼鏡 1349 01:18:06,740 --> 01:18:09,440 邊個咁冇公德心?吐咁大篤痰落嚟嘅 ! 1350 01:18:09,510 --> 01:18:10,670 篤痰有核嘅 ? ! 1351 01:18:12,380 --> 01:18:13,850 榴槤? ! 系訊號 1352 01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:15,150 蒙查查添 ! 1353 01:18:15,220 --> 01:18:18,350 最後警告呀嚇 , 再唔開門我就殺入嚟 1354 01:18:19,090 --> 01:18:21,280 開門 , 開門呀 1355 01:18:22,830 --> 01:18:24,020 我唏 ! 1356 01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:26,160 你做乜唏我呀 ? ! 1357 01:18:26,230 --> 01:18:27,250 掟錯添 1358 01:18:27,330 --> 01:18:28,660 走? 1359 01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:34,100 跟我出來 1360 01:18:34,810 --> 01:18:36,070 拎埋佢過嚟 1361 01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:38,530 做乜撈我耳仔? 1362 01:18:38,610 --> 01:18:40,800 咁佢撈我 , 我咪撈埋你過嚟羅 1363 01:18:41,710 --> 01:18:43,440 佢叫你 呢邊噢 1364 01:18:44,150 --> 01:18:45,480 話俾麥基哥哥聽 1365 01:18:45,550 --> 01:18:48,250 邊只手咁拽拽 , 搵飛刀掟我呀? 1366 01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:49,310 冇吔 1367 01:18:49,650 --> 01:18:51,710 系咪呢邊呢? 1368 01:18:52,890 --> 01:18:55,290 你理得邊面嗜 , 總之而家佢掟你丫嘛 1369 01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:58,190 佢掟你咯 ,你咪啡番佢一槍算羅 1370 01:18:58,260 --> 01:18:58,960 鍾意啡邊度呀? 1371 01:18:59,030 --> 01:19:00,090 啡籮柚好唔好呀? 1372 01:19:02,670 --> 01:19:04,570 唔系我掟你做乜野啡我呀? 1373 01:19:04,670 --> 01:19:06,260 呢個窗咁斜嘅 ? ! 1374 01:19:13,380 --> 01:19:16,470 算數啦 , 阿波 , 家嚇我地肉隨砧板上 1375 01:19:16,550 --> 01:19:18,510 咁人家鍾意啡咯 ,你咪由得人啡羅 1376 01:19:18,580 --> 01:19:19,450 無謂怨丫嘛 1377 01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:21,710 你梗系咁講啦 , 又唔系啡你 1378 01:19:21,790 --> 01:19:25,050 咁你又錯咯番 , 如果換轉系我呢 1379 01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:27,560 我就會含笑咁接受呢粒子彈 1380 01:19:30,660 --> 01:19:32,530 乜你好揀唔揀 1381 01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:36,030 揀正我最引以為榮嘅地方嚟打呢? 1382 01:19:36,100 --> 01:19:37,570 我鍾意吔 1383 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:40,470 咁你鍾意咯 1384 01:19:40,540 --> 01:19:41,900 你吹得我漲咩 ? ! 1385 01:19:41,970 --> 01:19:43,630 吹你唔漲 1386 01:19:43,710 --> 01:19:44,900 咪郁 ! 丟抵支槍 1387 01:19:50,580 --> 01:19:51,550 老頂 ? ! 1388 01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:53,340 咪郁呀 ! 1389 01:19:53,420 --> 01:19:55,880 抵死喇你 1390 01:19:55,950 --> 01:19:57,610 啡我丫 ! 1391 01:19:58,390 --> 01:19:59,220 企好企好 1392 01:19:59,290 --> 01:20:00,450 拉佢過那邊 1393 01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:01,580 行呀 1394 01:20:02,390 --> 01:20:04,830 麥基 , 我仲捉你唔到? 1395 01:20:10,030 --> 01:20:11,500 阿 Sir , 我系梁醒波呀 1396 01:20:11,570 --> 01:20:12,300 我知吔 1397 01:20:12,370 --> 01:20:13,700 麥基 , 咪郁 1398 01:20:13,770 --> 01:20:14,530 麥基 , 咪走 1399 01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:15,730 走 ? ! 1400 01:20:23,410 --> 01:20:24,850 麥基 1401 01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:26,610 麥基 ? ! 1402 01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:27,850 阿 Sir 1403 01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:29,440 避嚇鋒頭先 1404 01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:35,960 你想搶我支槍 ? ! 1405 01:20:37,830 --> 01:20:38,760 阿 Sir , 掟支槍俾我 1406 01:20:38,830 --> 01:20:40,300 接住 1407 01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:50,930 卡實咗呀 ! 1408 01:20:51,010 --> 01:20:53,310 唔好阻住我 ,都繫上樓上 1409 01:20:55,550 --> 01:20:56,440 邊個? 1410 01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:00,270 又系你 ? ! 黑玫瑰 1411 01:21:00,350 --> 01:21:02,280 白玫瑰 , 我終於都明喇 1412 01:21:02,350 --> 01:21:04,340 當年冒我個名去偷馬拉之星嘅 1413 01:21:04,490 --> 01:21:05,510 原來就系你 1414 01:21:05,590 --> 01:21:06,990 如果我冒你個名嘅 1415 01:21:07,060 --> 01:21:08,720 就唔駛叫白玫瑰啦 1416 01:21:08,790 --> 01:21:10,780 可惜你唔夠出名那度弊呀 1417 01:21:10,860 --> 01:21:11,950 個個淨系識我黑玫瑰 1418 01:21:12,030 --> 01:21:13,550 有咩事就入曬我數 1419 01:21:14,230 --> 01:21:15,490 咁如果呢個世界 1420 01:21:15,570 --> 01:21:17,360 冇咗黑玫瑰會唔會好啲呢? 1421 01:21:17,430 --> 01:21:18,460 就憑你 ? ! 1422 01:22:07,620 --> 01:22:10,210 白玫瑰 ,你已經俾我點咗穴喇 1423 01:22:11,620 --> 01:22:14,850 黑玫瑰 , 唔通你又郁得咩? 1424 01:22:15,660 --> 01:22:18,630 你千祈唔好俾我衝破穴道先呀 1425 01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:24,530 終於走甩喇 1426 01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:25,890 人齊呀呵? 1427 01:22:25,970 --> 01:22:27,830 一 , 二 , 三 , 四齊喇 1428 01:22:28,570 --> 01:22:29,470 四個? 1429 01:22:30,610 --> 01:22:31,670 阿波 , 俾番支槍我 1430 01:22:31,740 --> 01:22:32,730 麥基? 1431 01:22:33,310 --> 01:22:34,570 行番埋嚟 1432 01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:37,440 好快啲講 , 條鎖匙呢? 1433 01:22:38,650 --> 01:22:41,380 鎖匙?乜野鎖匙呀? 1434 01:22:41,450 --> 01:22:43,080 你又話系佢度? 1435 01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:46,480 支鎖匙冇錯有一段時間系佢度 1436 01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:48,620 不過我就唔放心 , 我已經挪番 1437 01:22:48,690 --> 01:22:49,780 而家擺咗系屋企花盤底 1438 01:22:49,860 --> 01:22:51,350 鍾意咪去挪羅 , 隨便 1439 01:22:51,430 --> 01:22:52,450 咁你都想害我 ? ! 1440 01:22:52,530 --> 01:22:53,960 咁即系唔關我事啦 1441 01:22:54,030 --> 01:22:54,890 咁我可以行先 1442 01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:56,090 你同麥 Sir 傾嚇偈啦 1443 01:22:56,730 --> 01:22:58,290 一時話呢度一時話那度 1444 01:22:58,370 --> 01:22:59,490 我點知你有冇呃我呀 1445 01:22:59,570 --> 01:23:00,730 你唔信咪落去睇嚇咯 1446 01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:01,790 系咯 1447 01:23:01,870 --> 01:23:04,310 呢啲咁粗重嘅野 , 等我去挪咪得羅 1448 01:23:04,370 --> 01:23:05,500 我去挪呀嚇 1449 01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:08,100 我而家俾一支煙時間你地挪鎖匙 1450 01:23:08,180 --> 01:23:08,700 咁短時間 1451 01:23:08,780 --> 01:23:10,270 如果唔番嚟我就啪咗佢 1452 01:23:11,950 --> 01:23:13,970 啪佢嗜 , 咁我地行先啦 ! 1453 01:23:15,090 --> 01:23:18,150 你兩個衰仔唔好跣我呀 ! 唔好跣我呀 ! 1454 01:23:18,590 --> 01:23:19,850 走得摩冇鼻哥 1455 01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:20,550 唔系 , 要番轉頭 1456 01:23:20,620 --> 01:23:22,020 又想去邊度呀? 1457 01:23:22,490 --> 01:23:24,480 我頭先行緊落嚟個陣時捻起阿美麗 1458 01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:25,930 萬一佢誤打誤撞上天台 1459 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:27,690 撞到麥基咁好危險架嘛 1460 01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:30,200 你又話唔鍾意佢 , 仲咁掛住佢? 1461 01:23:30,270 --> 01:23:32,060 唔系哩 ! 唔知點解系呢個危難嘅時候 1462 01:23:32,140 --> 01:23:33,600 我就淨系識捻起佢 1463 01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:36,600 可能呢啲叫患難見真情啦 ! 1464 01:23:36,670 --> 01:23:38,200 患乜野難見真情呀? 1465 01:23:38,270 --> 01:23:39,370 唔系哩…… 1466 01:23:39,740 --> 01:23:41,270 由得阿 Sir 死咩? 1467 01:23:41,340 --> 01:23:42,170 咁又系 1468 01:23:42,350 --> 01:23:44,280 咦 ,你間屋企都好亂噢 1469 01:23:44,350 --> 01:23:46,440 乜有兩個咁趣致嘅公仔嘅 ? ! 1470 01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:49,090 我屋企多咗兩件傢俬嘅? 1471 01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:50,920 乜野事呀? 1472 01:23:51,290 --> 01:23:52,620 黑玫瑰嚟架 ! 1473 01:23:53,420 --> 01:23:54,580 兩個都系黑玫瑰 ? ! 1474 01:23:54,660 --> 01:23:55,680 兩個都系 ! 1475 01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:58,390 舊年有套戲叫黑玫瑰與黑玫瑰丫嘛 ! 1476 01:23:58,460 --> 01:24:00,520 咪住 ! 佢兩個我識架番 1477 01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:01,760 系黃韻詩同馮寶寶丫嘛 1478 01:24:01,830 --> 01:24:03,460 你睇佢兩個身裁咁差 , 邊度似嗜? 1479 01:24:03,530 --> 01:24:04,190 咁又系 1480 01:24:04,630 --> 01:24:06,860 系呢個世界上只有一個黑玫瑰 1481 01:24:06,940 --> 01:24:08,230 就系我 ! 1482 01:24:08,300 --> 01:24:09,790 你系黑玫瑰 , 咁佢系邊個呀? 1483 01:24:09,870 --> 01:24:11,200 白玫瑰 ! 1484 01:24:12,580 --> 01:24:15,600 原來系黑玫瑰與白玫瑰 1485 01:24:15,680 --> 01:24:17,810 點解佢兩個都好似唔識郁咁嘅 ! 1486 01:24:18,180 --> 01:24:19,550 一定系俾人點咗穴 1487 01:24:19,620 --> 01:24:21,240 咪住 ! 等我過去試一試佢先 ! 1488 01:24:24,650 --> 01:24:25,920 我 Bull 唧…… 1489 01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:28,960 果然真系俾人點咗穴 , 冇曬反應呀 ! 1490 01:24:29,790 --> 01:24:30,760 黑玫瑰 1491 01:24:30,830 --> 01:24:32,260 白玫瑰你都有今日喇 ! 1492 01:24:34,700 --> 01:24:36,960 我地一齊揭開佢嘅面具睇睇 ! 1493 01:24:38,330 --> 01:24:38,990 寶珠 ? ! 1494 01:24:41,270 --> 01:24:42,100 美麗 ? ! 1495 01:24:42,610 --> 01:24:45,900 你兩個唔好啜咁快呀 , 啜啜嚇冇架喇 1496 01:24:45,980 --> 01:24:47,500 波……波 ! 1497 01:24:47,580 --> 01:24:49,370 佢地而家兩個擺嘅甫士好辛苦架 1498 01:24:49,450 --> 01:24:50,710 我地不如移正佢地先講啦 1499 01:24:51,410 --> 01:24:51,970 坐低 1500 01:24:52,050 --> 01:24:53,610 美麗 , 小心啲呀嚇 1501 01:24:53,680 --> 01:24:56,480 坐低……放低雙手 1502 01:24:57,620 --> 01:25:00,020 波呀 , 我忽然間想喊呀 1503 01:25:00,090 --> 01:25:01,060 我都系 1504 01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:02,820 而家衰嘅系我地之嘛 1505 01:25:02,890 --> 01:25:04,990 你倆個咁傷心做乜野嗜? 1506 01:25:05,060 --> 01:25:07,890 你有所不知 ! 我地兩個年青幹探 1507 01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:10,230 愛上咗兩個美麗嘅女飛賊 1508 01:25:10,300 --> 01:25:13,830 你以後叫我地點向廣大嘅市民交代呢? 1509 01:25:13,900 --> 01:25:16,960 又唔可以唔楂正嚟做架嘛 ! 1510 01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:18,170 不如咁啦 1511 01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:18,970 點呀? 1512 01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:20,600 你拉我條女 , 我拉你條女 1513 01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:21,800 咁會唔會好啲呢? 1514 01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:23,900 咁似乎繫好啲 1515 01:25:23,980 --> 01:25:25,070 倒不如我放咗你條女 1516 01:25:25,150 --> 01:25:27,120 你又放咗我條女 , 咁咪仲好 ! 1517 01:25:27,180 --> 01:25:29,910 咁又太離譜啲 , 不如咁羅 1518 01:25:29,990 --> 01:25:31,540 我放你條女 ,你放我條女 1519 01:25:31,620 --> 01:25:32,520 咁又會唔會好啲? 1520 01:25:32,820 --> 01:25:33,880 咁咪即系一樣嗜 ! 1521 01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:35,820 美麗 , 咁你走先喇 1522 01:25:35,990 --> 01:25:37,220 我幫佢解咗穴道先 ! 1523 01:25:37,290 --> 01:25:38,560 解鬼解馬咩 ! 1524 01:25:38,630 --> 01:25:39,600 點解…… 1525 01:25:39,660 --> 01:25:41,600 一定要自己解先得架 ! 1526 01:25:41,660 --> 01:25:43,030 咁你仲唔快啲解? 1527 01:25:43,100 --> 01:25:44,330 你估我唔想快咩 ? ! 1528 01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:46,160 要運內功衝破穴道先得架嘛 ! 1529 01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:47,570 咁要幾耐呀? 1530 01:25:47,640 --> 01:25:48,540 我就要幾分鐘 1531 01:25:48,610 --> 01:25:49,900 佢我就唔知呀 1532 01:25:49,970 --> 01:25:50,870 可能唔止架 1533 01:25:50,940 --> 01:25:51,630 睇過 ! 1534 01:25:51,710 --> 01:25:53,400 呢個時候 ,你兩個就唔好鬥嘴啦 ! 1535 01:25:53,480 --> 01:25:54,410 系羅 1536 01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:56,840 上司探長有難呀 ! 1537 01:25:56,910 --> 01:25:58,540 探長 ?! 乜野事呀? 1538 01:25:58,620 --> 01:26:00,240 佢俾麥基捉咗上天棚 1539 01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:01,580 佢俾一支煙嘅時間 1540 01:26:01,650 --> 01:26:02,810 叫我地挪番支鎖匙上去 1541 01:26:02,890 --> 01:26:03,910 如果唔系就啪咗佢 ! 1542 01:26:03,990 --> 01:26:04,890 你知啦 , 麥基份人 1543 01:26:04,950 --> 01:26:06,050 就算我地挪鎖匙上去 1544 01:26:06,120 --> 01:26:07,180 都唔會放過我地架嘛 ! 1545 01:26:07,260 --> 01:26:07,810 系吔 ! 1546 01:26:07,890 --> 01:26:10,090 唔通你地眼白白睇住探長死喇噢? 1547 01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:10,920 系咯 1548 01:26:10,990 --> 01:26:12,220 咁都冇辦法架 1549 01:26:12,300 --> 01:26:13,280 如果你兩個郁得 1550 01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:15,160 咁都話幫嚇手嗜 , 而家又…… 1551 01:26:15,230 --> 01:26:16,790 你地快啲挪鎖匙上去 , 拖延住先啦 ! 1552 01:26:16,870 --> 01:26:17,760 點拖呀? 1553 01:26:17,900 --> 01:26:18,420 已經一半喇 1554 01:26:19,570 --> 01:26:20,700 唔該你啜慢啲啦 1555 01:26:22,940 --> 01:26:24,630 早知俾支茶瓜你咬 1556 01:26:24,870 --> 01:26:26,710 寶珠 , 我代表探長多謝你 ! 1557 01:26:27,740 --> 01:26:28,570 美麗 , 我愛你…… 1558 01:26:28,650 --> 01:26:29,630 行啦 1559 01:26:29,710 --> 01:26:30,870 你地幫我地黐埋先得架 ! 1560 01:26:30,950 --> 01:26:32,470 咁即系點呀? 點黐呀? 1561 01:26:32,620 --> 01:26:33,450 合掌呀 ! 1562 01:26:38,990 --> 01:26:39,960 呢便…… 1563 01:26:40,020 --> 01:26:41,750 估唔到你個死仔咁大力嘅 1564 01:26:42,430 --> 01:26:45,260 估唔到會有黑白玫瑰合作嘅一日 ! 1565 01:26:45,330 --> 01:26:46,060 嚟丫 1566 01:26:47,260 --> 01:26:48,630 你未食曬架未食曬架 1567 01:26:48,700 --> 01:26:50,360 仲可以啜多幾啖架 1568 01:26:50,500 --> 01:26:52,090 煙我就食完 !你死得眼閉啦 ! 1569 01:26:52,170 --> 01:26:53,330 唔好……唔好殺我呀 ! 1570 01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:56,430 麥基 , 槍下留人 ! 1571 01:26:57,240 --> 01:26:59,210 你倆個肯返嚟喇咩 ! 鎖匙呢? 1572 01:26:59,610 --> 01:27:01,840 系度 ! 不過唔可以俾你住 1573 01:27:02,810 --> 01:27:03,510 點解? 1574 01:27:03,580 --> 01:27:05,010 因為有個人要同你講野 1575 01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:07,780 同我麥基講野 , 邊個? 1576 01:27:17,490 --> 01:27:18,390 黑玫瑰? 1577 01:27:18,460 --> 01:27:20,550 冇錯 , 我就系黑玫瑰 1578 01:27:22,070 --> 01:27:23,090 明明系南紅 1579 01:27:23,170 --> 01:27:23,960 啱丫 ! 1580 01:27:24,030 --> 01:27:27,470 南紅不嬲都系黑玫瑰 , 黑玫瑰即系南紅 1581 01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:29,370 乜你啱啱落嚟香港嘅咩? 1582 01:27:29,440 --> 01:27:30,460 不過…… 1583 01:27:30,540 --> 01:27:34,030 唔駛不過 , 麥基你呢啲社會敗類 1584 01:27:34,110 --> 01:27:35,810 我黑玫瑰今日就要嚟消滅你 1585 01:27:36,110 --> 01:27:37,740 你點知我系度架? 1586 01:27:39,320 --> 01:27:41,940 你唔好理 , 精嘅你就丟抵支槍投降 1587 01:27:42,020 --> 01:27:45,150 如果唔系 , 咪怪我對你唔客氣呀 1588 01:27:46,460 --> 01:27:47,120 1 1589 01:27:47,190 --> 01:27:48,180 丟低支槍啦 ! 1590 01:27:48,260 --> 01:27:49,120 咪嘈 ! 1591 01:27:49,190 --> 01:27:49,660 2 1592 01:27:49,730 --> 01:27:50,850 佢好狼架 , 佢好狼架 1593 01:27:52,960 --> 01:27:54,260 3 1594 01:27:55,770 --> 01:27:57,200 點解賣廣告架 ?! 1595 01:27:57,270 --> 01:27:58,100 嚇乜野呀? 1596 01:27:58,170 --> 01:28:00,600 緊張關頭梗系賣嚇廣告架喇嘛 ! 1597 01:28:00,670 --> 01:28:01,930 你點錄野架 ! 1598 01:28:02,010 --> 01:28:03,700 唔記得 Cut 廣告呀 ! 1599 01:28:03,770 --> 01:28:04,930 你唔好行開呀 1600 01:28:05,010 --> 01:28:06,870 三十秒之後就番嚟架啦 ! 1601 01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:11,710 佢又再次出現 ! 1602 01:28:12,580 --> 01:28:13,140 B 仔 ! 1603 01:28:13,220 --> 01:28:14,840 等一等 , 唔好走 1604 01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:22,320 究竟佢地講咩呀? 1605 01:28:24,330 --> 01:28:25,590 乜你聽唔到佢講乜野咩 ! 1606 01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:27,820 究竟你系度攪乜野嗜? 1607 01:28:28,100 --> 01:28:29,330 我都唔知攪乜野 1608 01:28:30,170 --> 01:28:31,160 認真少少啦 1609 01:28:33,870 --> 01:28:35,200 除非你嫁俾我 1610 01:28:35,870 --> 01:28:37,500 石堅都有份嘅 ? ! 1611 01:28:38,410 --> 01:28:41,640 我都唔明 , 點解會有石堅叔嘅呢? 1612 01:28:41,710 --> 01:28:44,610 我都冇預佢架 ! 可能特別客串架咋 ! 1613 01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:46,880 佢話佢特別客串架噢 ! 1614 01:28:46,950 --> 01:28:49,010 你兩條衰仔玩我 ? ! 1615 01:28:49,250 --> 01:28:50,690 唔關我事架 ! 1616 01:28:51,690 --> 01:28:52,810 點解會咁嘅 ? ! 1617 01:28:54,190 --> 01:28:55,850 佢嘅功力果然厲害 1618 01:28:55,930 --> 01:28:57,590 希望你改邪歸正啦 1619 01:28:57,790 --> 01:28:58,890 唔好打我呀 ! 1620 01:28:58,960 --> 01:28:59,930 俾條鎖匙嚟 ! 1621 01:29:00,700 --> 01:29:03,170 俾……俾啦 1622 01:29:05,270 --> 01:29:06,390 俾條毛我 ? ! 1623 01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:07,900 咁你餐餐問我挪鎖匙 1624 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,060 咁我俾條毛你咩 ! 1625 01:29:09,140 --> 01:29:10,300 你梗系想死 1626 01:29:10,370 --> 01:29:11,640 系度 ! 1627 01:29:13,510 --> 01:29:16,410 麥基 , 死啦 1628 01:29:17,210 --> 01:29:21,410 頂佢唔順呀 ! 佢啲肌肉好結實呀 ! 1629 01:29:24,790 --> 01:29:27,050 你地今次仲唔死? 1630 01:29:29,390 --> 01:29:30,760 停機…… 1631 01:29:30,830 --> 01:29:31,590 冇電呀 ! 1632 01:29:31,660 --> 01:29:33,390 成功喇 1633 01:29:38,700 --> 01:29:40,860 唔好殺我地呀 , 唔好 ! 1634 01:29:54,180 --> 01:29:56,170 白玫瑰? ! 1635 01:29:56,250 --> 01:29:57,620 黑玫瑰? ! 1636 01:29:57,850 --> 01:30:00,410 麥基 ,你好交番條鎖匙出呢喇番 ! 1637 01:30:00,490 --> 01:30:02,290 呢條呀? ! 有本事嚟挪丫 1638 01:30:06,300 --> 01:30:08,160 你死到臨頭都仲咁口硬? 1639 01:30:08,230 --> 01:30:11,720 系咩?我死 ,你地都要死 ! 1640 01:30:15,140 --> 01:30:16,830 邊個敢郁我一條毛 1641 01:30:16,910 --> 01:30:17,800 只要我一 呢個掣 1642 01:30:17,870 --> 01:30:20,000 就一分鐘之內同歸於盡 ! 1643 01:30:20,980 --> 01:30:25,380 唔好同歸於盡呀 ! 唔好呀 ! 1644 01:30:25,450 --> 01:30:26,420 你做乜 我個掣呀? 1645 01:30:26,480 --> 01:30:27,310 乜野掣呀? 1646 01:30:33,390 --> 01:30:35,520 快啲走喇 ! 隨時爆炸喇 , 走喇 1647 01:30:36,230 --> 01:30:37,450 我要挪番粒馬拉之星 1648 01:30:38,060 --> 01:30:38,920 寶珠 1649 01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:42,900 阿波 ,你發神經咩?會死人架 1650 01:30:42,970 --> 01:30:44,260 呢個時候唔好攪啲咁嘅野 1651 01:30:44,330 --> 01:30:45,700 那個唔系你條女 ,你梗系咁講啦 ! 1652 01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:47,090 走啦 ! 冇時間架啦 ! 1653 01:30:47,970 --> 01:30:49,400 唔得 ! 萬一寶珠死咗 1654 01:30:49,470 --> 01:30:50,700 我都唔想做人啦 ! 1655 01:30:50,770 --> 01:30:52,210 阿奇 , 美麗 1656 01:30:52,280 --> 01:30:54,240 我祝你兩個永遠幸福快樂 ! 1657 01:30:55,280 --> 01:30:56,040 走啦 1658 01:30:56,110 --> 01:30:59,280 美麗 , 我唔系一個重色輕友嘅人 1659 01:30:59,350 --> 01:31:01,710 雖然你確實真系幾美麗 1660 01:31:01,780 --> 01:31:03,450 但系我已經決定咗留低同阿波一齊 1661 01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:04,140 你走先啦 ! 1662 01:31:04,220 --> 01:31:05,410 都系等我去 1663 01:31:08,990 --> 01:31:11,080 你睇嚇我嘅美麗幾為得我 ! 1664 01:31:17,730 --> 01:31:20,000 班馬 ?! 三個你估我就驚架拿? 1665 01:31:21,270 --> 01:31:23,000 隊林你條高佬先 1666 01:31:26,440 --> 01:31:27,570 右勾拳 1667 01:31:27,640 --> 01:31:28,630 掃下盤 1668 01:31:28,710 --> 01:31:29,800 掃啦 ! 1669 01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:32,070 阿波 , 我地唔好企系度睇拍戲 1670 01:31:32,150 --> 01:31:33,480 頂開度門先啦 , 嚟丫 ! 1671 01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:39,080 我頂佢唔開番 1672 01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:40,710 撞啦 ! 1673 01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:43,450 撞呀 ! 1674 01:31:43,530 --> 01:31:44,930 我真系頂唔順 1675 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:46,660 死未? ! 1676 01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:49,260 仲有冇人敢同我打呀? 1677 01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:57,970 殺到埋嚟喇 1678 01:31:58,310 --> 01:31:59,830 仲有幾秒咋 , 走啦 1679 01:32:00,540 --> 01:32:01,810 咪阻住我挪番粒馬拉之星 1680 01:32:04,010 --> 01:32:05,410 冇命呀……冇命呀 1681 01:32:08,680 --> 01:32:10,550 我終於可以同你攬住一齊死 1682 01:32:11,290 --> 01:32:13,050 我太開心喇 1683 01:32:13,190 --> 01:32:14,710 玫瑰 , 唔好去呀 1684 01:32:16,090 --> 01:32:17,750 死啦 , 麥基 1685 01:32:17,830 --> 01:32:19,520 黑玫瑰 , 仲捉你唔到? 1686 01:32:20,630 --> 01:32:24,830 探長 , 掟佢出門口呀 1687 01:32:27,740 --> 01:32:29,170 呢鑊仲唔 職? 1688 01:32:42,450 --> 01:32:46,110 黑玫瑰嘅分身術果然厲害 1689 01:32:46,190 --> 01:32:50,590 佢嘅頭手腳 , 啐一聲就向四方八面走咗 1690 01:32:57,530 --> 01:32:58,660 那次系我第一次 1691 01:32:58,730 --> 01:33:01,000 亦都系最後一次見到黑白玫瑰 1692 01:33:01,070 --> 01:33:04,040 冇幾耐 , 阿奇同阿波亦都唔做差人 1693 01:33:04,110 --> 01:33:06,040 聽講佢地同兩個女人結咗婚 1694 01:33:06,110 --> 01:33:07,130 開咗間花店 1695 01:33:07,210 --> 01:33:09,770 淨系賣兩種花 , 就系黑白玫瑰 1696 01:33:09,850 --> 01:33:10,780 我都話唔好咁樣插咯 1697 01:33:10,850 --> 01:33:11,900 唔系哩…… 1698 01:33:11,980 --> 01:33:14,180 你系三號咋番 , 我系二號噢 1699 01:33:14,250 --> 01:33:15,110 你應該聽我講噢 1700 01:33:15,180 --> 01:33:17,280 我地已經退出江湖架喇番 1701 01:33:17,350 --> 01:33:19,080 你咪好似以前咁惡屎能登啦 1702 01:33:19,390 --> 01:33:20,950 系嘅系嘅 , 咁你話事啦 1703 01:33:21,020 --> 01:33:22,010 唔好 ,你話啦 1704 01:33:22,090 --> 01:33:24,750 你話啦……你話啦…… 1705 01:33:24,830 --> 01:33:25,760 你話呀 ! 1706 01:33:26,200 --> 01:33:28,490 聽講佢地撈得不知幾掂 1707 01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:32,330 不過 , 我懷疑佢地間唔中都會撈嚇副業 1708 01:33:35,870 --> 01:33:37,530 打劫呀 ! 115035

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