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呢便冇呀 ！
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那便啦 ！
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好 ！
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呢個咁嘅監獄 ， 就想困住我……
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麥基？哼 ！
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大佬呀大佬 ， 有條女嚟緊呀
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小姐 ， 跑步呀？
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你地想點呀？
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冇 ， 我見你心口咁扽法 ， 心痛之嗎 ！
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夜叉
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咁嘅裝扮都有嘅？咩人嚟架 ！
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呂Sir
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你班無賴 ， 頭定肚呀 ！
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頭呀 ！
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唔好打呀……
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唔好打我個頭啊 ！
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我梳咗成朝好難梳架 ！
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拿 ！ 打亂咗你幫我梳番呀嚇 ！
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咁你系幫我梳喇番？
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唔好打
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小姐 ， 等我幫嚇你 ！
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我打成佢咁 ， 大家滿意喇嘛？
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差唔多喇 ！ 走 ！
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你因乜事打我呀？
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小姓梁名醒波 ， 叫我波仔得架啦 ！
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小姓呂叫亞奇
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你叫我做奇奇得架喇
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我知道你唔鍾意同人握手嘅
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你地拍戲架？
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小姐 ， 呢個社會好多壞人架 ！
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唔好立亂同陌生人傾偈呀
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不如送你返屋企哩 ！
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唔使客氣 ！ 我自己番去得架喇
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唔駛死跟喇
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你同我爭咩嗜？
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都話我攪開架咯 ， 交番俾我攪啦
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咁你而家講曬就得架喇？
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咪嘈呀 ！
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據我估計
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那粒馬拉之星仍然系佢條女度
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所以佢逃獄出去一定會搵番佢條女
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乜你以為你梳個同我接近嘅髮型
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就可以當正系你自己捉麥基嘅咩？嚇？
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你卑鄙 ，你無恥
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麥基本來應該系由我捉到嘅
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當日我從地下
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一路追咗二十二層樓上到天台
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如果唔系我腳板底生雞眼
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你會捉到麥基？
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咁就要怪你自己隻雞眼唔生性啦 ！
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你系度講風涼說話
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我同你死過 ！
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唔好打喇 ！
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唔好打呀 ！ 唔好打呀 ！
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我再起 ！
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唔好打呀喂 ！
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唔好打呀……
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阿Sir……
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你系度混水摸魚？
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你兩個邊個出手咁重？
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你出心嘅 ，你重拳打到阿Sir流鼻血
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我唔系講我個鼻呀 ！
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系邊個插我個大脾呀 ！
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咦？一個唔覺意插曬落那度添？
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對唔住呀
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嘩 ， 教師 ， 系高尚職業
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首先搬過隔離同佢做鄰居先 ！
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嚴重失憶？
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你唔好彩啦 ， 搵定地方搬啦 ！
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你系邊個 ，你點會訓系度架？
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我咪Johnny咯 ！
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我日日都系度訓架啦 ！
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你日日都系度訓？點解我唔知架 ！
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你有冇搞錯呀？我同你同居咗成年
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你竟然夠膽話俾我聽你唔知？
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同居？
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你系男人嚟架嘛 ！ 我點會同你同居架？
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嚇 ， Peter仔你……
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Peter仔？
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我叫譚德昌丫嘛 ！
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你捽乾淨啲眼屎睇清楚呀
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呢啲衫衫褲褲系你架嘛？
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系喔 ！
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呢啲毛巾 、牙刷、牙膏 ， 系你架嗎？
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系丫 ！
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呢孖咁嘅鞋系你架嗎？
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梗系我架啦 ！
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咁咪就系羅 ， 咁間屋唔系我嘅
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唔通系你架？
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咁你啲衫呢？
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咪就系因為俾你擺曬啲野
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所以我一件都擠唔落羅
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你而家仲講埋曬啲咁嘅野 ， 咁冇良心 ！
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系我錯 ，你唔好喊啦 ！
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你唔好喊啦 ！ 我成個人亂曬啦
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我捻我啲失憶癥發作
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我要返去精神病院覆診啦 ！
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你咁話走就走 ， 咁我地一年嚟嘅感情
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就咁付諸流水 ， 既然系咁
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我死咗佢好過喇 ！
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Johnny呀 ，你唔好咁樣啦 ！
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你唔好理我啦 ！
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我自己都理唔掂自己
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我留低咪盞累咗你？
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如果你咁走咗去
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你叫我以後一個人孤伶伶咁 ， 點過丫 ！
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咁又系……
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呢度有五千蚊 ，你挪去啦 ！
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五千蚊？
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你而家當我系石塘嘴啲老舉呀？
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隨手系咁擺低五千蚊就話同我分手？
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咁你想要幾多至得架？
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五十萬啦 ！
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五十萬？我邊有咁多錢呀？
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我早預咗你冇咁多錢
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拿 ， 呢度有張欠單
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你同我簽咗佢然之後出去搵五十萬
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你搵唔到嘅
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唔使旨意再行番入嚟我呢個門口呀 ！
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我搵唔到五十萬
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我唔番嚟搵你嘅
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Johnny
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我對你唔住 ！
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呢封信解釋得好清楚
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我地校方一定會同警方合作嘅 ！
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不過唔知點樣幫到呂Sir你呢？
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好簡單嗜校長
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我要混入嚟學校做臥底 ！
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逃學威龍？
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你年紀大唔大啲呀 ！
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校長你誤會曬啦
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我唔系要混入嚟做學生
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我要做老師 ！
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咁唔知呂Sir你專長邊一科呢？
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唱歌 ！
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各位同學
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今日為大家介紹一位新嘅音樂老師
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佢就系呂Sir ！
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呂Sir系前維也納兒童合唱團
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嘅主音歌手
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今日俾大家開嚇眼界 ， 呂Sir ， 請
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唔該 ！
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今天不回家
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徘徊的人
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徬徨的心
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迷失在十字街頭的你
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今天不回家
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為什麼你不回家？
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往事如煙
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愛情如謎
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迷失在舊日情愛的你
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迷失的人
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不要忘了家的甜蜜
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家的甜蜜……
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家的甜蜜
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乜呢個髮型好似似曾相識嘅？
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咦 ， 陳小姐 ， 世事嘅野真系橋喇
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乜原來你系度任教架？
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咦 ！你好似唔系我地學校
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嘅阿Sir噢 ！
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關你叉事呀 ！行開啦 ！
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系咩？世界真系細呀 ！
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俾你想像中仲要細呀
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我剛啱搬咗去你大廈那度住噢 ！
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又會咁橋嘅？我住二樓A座
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系咩？我系B座
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真系可以講得話門登戶對 ！
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既然大家咁順路
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不如以後都我車你咯？
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唔駛喇 ， 我自己有車
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咁我坐你車一樣嗜
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我七歲死咗個老豆 ， 八歲又死埋個老母
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跟住落嚟所有嘅時間系孤兒院度大架喇
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你一生人都幾坎坷架噢
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咁你結咗婚未呀？
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冇呀
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系咁女朋友呢？
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都冇嗜 ！
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系呢 ，你有冇男朋友呀？
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我……
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乜系你呀？
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系呀
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系你？ ！
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你唔好郁呀嚇 ， 我去叫十字車
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唔好呀 ！ 小姐 ， 我系偷渡落嚟
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如果你叫十字車嘅話
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我就會俾佢地拉番上去架
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你傷得咁重
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唔去叫十字車嘅話 ， 唔得那噢 ！
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都系去醫院啦
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如果你系方便嘅話
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就俾我去你屋企休養幾日
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若然系唔方便嘅都冇所謂
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我番去摳 ， 摳摳嚇就冇事架
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你睇嚇 ，你睇嚇 ， 呢啲咁嘅都市無賴
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詐詐啼啼又話人地撞你重傷
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你唔使理我
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我再喃幾個鐘頭就可以喃番屋企
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唔好意思 ， 撞親你架車
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系羅 ， 咁你慢慢喃啦嚇
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喃過馬路那陣時睇車呀
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你睇佢咁可憐 ，你幫我 佢番屋企丫 ！
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我 ？ ！
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呂Sir ，你放低佢先啦
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我入房挪止痛藥俾佢
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唔該你丫
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你個死人梁醒波丫 ， 去死啦
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你個死仔出埋曬啲咁嘅屎橋
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乜野事呀？
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冇 ， 個菠蘿蓋啱啱甩咗而家移番正
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周不時都咁甩架
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你個菠蘿蓋咁容易甩 ， 小心啲丫嘛 ！
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得喇 ！ 我會睇住佢
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原來寶珠同呢兩條差佬有路
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咁我坐呢兩年監咪白坐？
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你系咪想溝佢先？
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我話你至想溝佢 ！
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我呂奇似系咁嘅人咩？ ！
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我接近佢完全系想等麥基嘅出現 ！
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我唔理
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總之你可以扮教師我可以扮大陸仔
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我地系差館話過要公平競爭嘅 ！
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乜你而家咁樣算系公平競爭咩？ ！
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我煉死你……
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唔該曬你呀呂Sir
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你可以番過去先喇
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系羅 ， 呢位小姐可以照顧我架喇 ！ 呵？
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咁唔駛送 ！ 我自己鎖門得喇 ！
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唔該 ！
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請問你屋主系唔系裏面呀？
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屋主家嚇唔系裏面
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有冇攪錯呀？ ！ 成日都唔系屋企嘅 ！
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喂……
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乜野貴幹呢？
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你頭先又話屋主唔系裏面
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咁方纔屋主真系唔系裏面噢
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乜野事幹？
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有封掛號信系俾譚德昌嘅 ！
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俾我得 ！
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呢度系 2 樓 B 座咯呵？
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冇錯 ！ 系呢度
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譚德昌系唔系度呀？
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佢咪譚德昌羅 ！
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你就系譚德昌嚇嘩？ ！
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系 ， 我系
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我同你死過 ！
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我都搵得你辛苦
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你整大我個女個肚……
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我唔系……
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乜野事呀呂Sir？
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冇 ！ 我朋友嚟搵我呀……
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乜野呀？你話乜野呀？乜野朋友呀？ ！
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阿伯 ，你坐低慢慢講丫
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坐得舒服啲 ，你冷靜小小
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我仲點冷靜噢
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我個女因為你離家出走呀 ！
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你個女唔關我事 ！
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唔關你事？ ！你系咪譚德昌丫 ！
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唔系 ！ 我唔系譚德昌 ！
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頭先你話系 ， 而家又話唔系 ！
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我斟杯水你飲先
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你系邊位？ ！
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你系邊個？ ！
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你點入嚟架？
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我有鎖匙咪開門入得嚟羅
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你系昌哥嘅朋友哩？ ！
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你系譚德昌條女 ！
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你點知架？
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你阿爸系出面等你呀 ！
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唔好鎖門
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做乜野呀？
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你個女系裏面呀
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開門呀……開門呀
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唔出呀 ！ 點都唔出架
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有乜野番屋企先講啦
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我都話咗唔番咯
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開門啦……開門
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你做乜野先得格男人老狗 ， 撞門啦嘛
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好 ！
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你仲走？ ！ 睇你走去邊？ ！
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我個女呢？
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你個女羅
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你阿爸呀 ！
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乜你兩位唔識架？ ！
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譚德昌 ， 我俾三日時間你
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如果你唔交番個女俾我
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我一於去報警拉你
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阿伯……
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乜你又叫譚德昌咩？
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呢件事要解釋俾你聽呢
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就一匹布咁長 ， 我慢慢……
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阿伯咁快又番轉頭羅？
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00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,420
阿伯 ， 我都話你個女呢……
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陳小姐 ， 乜咁錯蕩呀？
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00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:15,420
邊個那女呀？
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00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,660
冇 ！ 我自己亂嗡野嗜 ！
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00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:21,590
邊個呀？
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00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:22,930
你有人系入邊呀？
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00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:24,730
唔好嘈呀 ！
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00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,200
我阿媽啱啱嚟咗呀 ！
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系呀？ ！ 等我同佢打個招呼丫 ！
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00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:33,610
佢系度換緊衫 ， 有啲唔繫好方便
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換好喇 ， 請入嚟坐丫 ！
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00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:38,040
你家嚇系咪想死嗜？
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00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:39,950
我阿媽請你入嚟坐噢
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借到膠布未呀？
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00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:48,960
呂Sir阿媽嚟咗呀
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00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:52,060
叫我入去坐又閂埋門 ，都唔知攪乜鬼？
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阿媽？
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死八婆 ！ 我煉死你
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豈有此理你……
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喂？
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你系咪叫美麗呀？
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系呀
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電話搵你呀
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唔該
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阿爸 ， 我唔番嚟架喇 ！
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就算你斬死昌哥我都唔會番架 ！
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你睇嚇啲蛇蝎心腸嘅女人丫
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你阿爸明明話斬死昌哥
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你都唔為佢設想嚇嘅 ！
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有乜所謂 ， 我阿爸都唔識邊個系昌哥
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陣間佢上到嚟最多咪以為你系昌哥
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斬死你之嘛
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費事你阻住我同昌哥相宿相棲呀 ！
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00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:33,970
睇唔出你個人口蜜腹劍架
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00:18:34,910 --> 00:18:36,310
我去開門先
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00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:37,430
你去開丫
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可能系你阿爸嚟呀 ， 唔好立亂開門……
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世伯……
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我地未見過面唔相識嘅 ， 我唔系……
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譚先生 ， 我系樂富安老院嘅 ， 我姓金嘅
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00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,730
金生 ， 乜我地以前見過面嘅咩？
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00:18:53,790 --> 00:18:55,520
咁我地確係唔相識
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00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,830
我地今次都系第一次見面嗜
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咁既然大家唔相唔識又未見過面
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00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,130
又未通過電話
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00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,360
咁你呢次無端端走上嚟
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00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,670
我門鍾搵我乜野事呀？
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00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:06,930
我今次嚟繫帶你老母嚟見你嘅 ！
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00:19:07,010 --> 00:19:07,870
我老母？ ！
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00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,480
點解你倆母子見面都唔講野嘅 ！
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00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:20,080
你笑咩呀？
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00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:23,950
我笑佢兩母子好似唔識大家咁噢 ！
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00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:28,220
做乜見到阿媽都唔嚟扶我呀？
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00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,160
明知阿媽睇唔到野架 ！
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00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,160
真系天冇眼 ！
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00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:35,860
阿媽 ！
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00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:39,000
唔該曬你呀金生 ， 麻煩曬唔該曬
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00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:40,700
唔駛客氣 ！ 走先喇伯母
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00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:43,900
阿昌 ， 點解你把聲有啲唔同嘅？
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00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:45,540
冇 ！ 我有少少傷風呀
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00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:48,210
真系奇怪 ！ 佢阿媽明明系入面
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00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,410
點解又會有個阿媽系出面嘅呢
355
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,580
唔通佢有兩個阿媽嘅？
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00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:54,750
系羅 ，你都覺得奇怪哩？
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00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:58,120
咁多老母 ， 等我睇嚇佢啲老母做咩先
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唔好呀 ！
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00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:01,750
阿媽 ，你慢慢坐低系梳化呀嚇
360
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,360
阿媽呀 ， 我再去開開門先呀嚇
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00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:10,960
開門
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00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,670
乜野貴幹呢？陳小姐
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00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:16,470
我想入去同伯母打個招呼呀
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00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:20,610
邊個呀？仲唔開門？
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00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,110
過嚟呀 ！
366
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,350
乜野事呀？
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00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:24,380
過嚟呀
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00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:26,580
乜野事嗜？
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00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:27,520
我度條橋俾你過骨
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00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:28,990
以後我嘅生活你照起曬 ！
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00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,350
你講啦
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00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:33,420
咁咪得咯
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00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:36,260
不如我地走咯 ！
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00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:39,230
佢太冇禮貌 ， 我系都要同佢老母打招呼
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00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,440
肯開門喇咩？ ！
376
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,640
兩位請入面坐丫 ！
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00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:48,670
嚟丫 ， 入去咯
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00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:05,720
我做緊 『媽屎』 呀 ， 隨便坐丫 ！
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00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:07,960
我老母話請你兩位坐低先
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00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,790
你老母？
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00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:18,030
個樣有啲唔同嘅？
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00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:21,500
你個口梗系有好多爛牙 ！
383
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:22,340
個口咁臭嘅？
384
00:21:22,410 --> 00:21:23,930
梁生 ，你唔好咁啦
385
00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:26,410
伯母啱啱落機梗繫好辛苦架 ！
386
00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,940
呢位梗系阿昌成日提起住
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00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:31,380
系隔離那位陳姑娘定 ！
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00:21:33,790 --> 00:21:35,580
俾我摸一摸嚇
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00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,720
皮光肉滑 ， 一定好靚女架
390
00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:42,290
唔該借歪
391
00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:47,320
阿媽 ， 唔好亂講野呀 ！
392
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,070
地方唔錯噢 ， 參觀嚇先
393
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,310
阿仔一定系環境唔系幾好咯
394
00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:08,220
間房咁細嘅
395
00:22:08,290 --> 00:22:09,310
你好野 ！
396
00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:11,020
我去開門
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00:22:14,390 --> 00:22:15,290
衣櫃裏面有野呀？
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00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,450
冇野嘅
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00:22:16,530 --> 00:22:17,930
唔系哩……
400
00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:24,470
冇陰功咯 ！ 冇陰功咯 ！
401
00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:27,470
做咩？點解咁嘅 ！
402
00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:28,740
我都唔知呀
403
00:22:28,810 --> 00:22:30,970
頭先有個傻佬話自己系美麗個老豆
404
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,070
就拮咗我一刀咯
405
00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:34,540
真系冇陰功 ， 邊個美麗呀？
406
00:22:34,610 --> 00:22:37,210
我都唔識佢嘅 ！ 邊鬼個嚟架？
407
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,050
麻煩你跑馬地寶華園丫
408
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:42,210
阿昌 ， 我知你環境唔系幾好
409
00:22:42,290 --> 00:22:43,310
我環……
410
00:22:43,390 --> 00:22:45,120
阿媽呢 ， 呢度有啲錢
411
00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:49,030
你挪去租間大啲嘅房住啦 ！
412
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:52,030
如果唔夠再問阿媽挪啦嚇
413
00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:55,670
阿媽呀 ！
414
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,510
呢啲錢你袋住慢慢用
415
00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:05,740
我……夠洗架喇
416
00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:09,080
拜拜
417
00:23:09,150 --> 00:23:12,050
咁好喇 ， 拜拜
418
00:23:13,490 --> 00:23:14,980
唔該開車丫 ！
419
00:23:26,470 --> 00:23:27,490
唔知佢有冇睇到
420
00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:29,830
我放響茶几上面張欠單呢？
421
00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:32,130
本人譚德昌
422
00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:34,800
一年來在Johnny家中呃食呃住
423
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,640
更欺騙Johnny感情……
424
00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:44,040
嚇 ， 乜你想自殺咩？
425
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,880
我發現咗你同昌哥嘅關係
426
00:23:47,950 --> 00:23:50,180
連我地咁隱晦嘅關係你都知道？
427
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:53,960
我系唔會怪你嘅
428
00:23:54,030 --> 00:23:56,150
只怪我自己有眼無珠
429
00:23:56,230 --> 00:23:58,790
愛上咗個唔愛女人嘅男人
430
00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:01,390
我已經生無可戀
431
00:24:01,770 --> 00:24:03,630
我仲留系世上做咩呢？
432
00:24:04,070 --> 00:24:07,100
攪到咁嘅田地 ， 唔死都冇用丫 ！
433
00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:09,300
你都系咁捻法？
434
00:24:09,380 --> 00:24:10,930
你仲唔中我計？
435
00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:16,780
司機大佬 ， 麻煩你車去一個偏僻嘅地方
436
00:24:16,850 --> 00:24:18,650
搵個冇人嘅地盤俾我丫
437
00:24:19,150 --> 00:24:21,250
咁夜去啲咁嘅地方做咩呀？
438
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,490
去死呀 ，得唔得呀？
439
00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:26,550
我等唔切架喇 ， 快啲開車啦 ！
440
00:24:27,490 --> 00:24:28,930
等陣……
441
00:24:29,630 --> 00:24:31,150
我漏咗啲野呀
442
00:24:31,230 --> 00:24:32,560
順手挪個橙丫 ！
443
00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:07,360
打電話俾阿奇先 ！
444
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,340
乜野廚房嚟架？ ！ 刀都冇一把 ！
445
00:25:48,410 --> 00:25:49,670
筷子匙羹照殺
446
00:25:57,850 --> 00:25:58,650
啄錯？ ！
447
00:26:00,190 --> 00:26:01,350
看我飛鏢 ！
448
00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:05,490
筷子匙羹？ ！
449
00:26:13,130 --> 00:26:14,400
看我水煲
450
00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:19,670
水煲？ ！
451
00:26:32,850 --> 00:26:35,290
番嚟……再番嚟
452
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,950
又番嚟
453
00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:48,230
我擋……我擋……
454
00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:49,960
我擋……擋
455
00:27:14,590 --> 00:27:16,030
神僊癩尿
456
00:27:27,170 --> 00:27:28,770
我掟 ！
457
00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:30,940
再掟
458
00:27:33,010 --> 00:27:34,040
雙鬼拍門
459
00:27:39,350 --> 00:27:40,480
咪郁 ！
460
00:27:41,490 --> 00:27:42,890
精嘅你就唔好再郁
461
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,750
再郁我就打爆你個水煲
462
00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:45,790
放低佢
463
00:27:50,430 --> 00:27:53,920
呢粒子彈 ， 就當系呢兩年時間嘅賠償 ！
464
00:27:59,540 --> 00:28:00,770
黑玫瑰？ ！
465
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,210
當年你偷咗那粒馬拉之星
466
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,610
警方搵極都搵唔到
467
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,010
你嫁禍俾黑玫瑰
468
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:06,810
今日我嚟要討番個公道 ！
469
00:28:12,990 --> 00:28:14,280
你好交番啲野出嚟羅噢 ！
470
00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:20,120
如果唔系 ， 我要你比死更難受
471
00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:22,660
我麥基不嬲都唔怕死嘅 ！
472
00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:24,300
豈有此理丫 ！
473
00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:30,270
白玫瑰？ ！
474
00:28:30,970 --> 00:28:32,900
之唔系我羅 ！
475
00:28:55,330 --> 00:28:56,420
你究竟想點呀？
476
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:59,690
我地咁多年 ， 從來都冇較量過
477
00:28:59,770 --> 00:29:01,260
今日真系適逢其會
478
00:29:01,330 --> 00:29:04,030
適逢其會？ ！你咁有興趣同我較量？ ！
479
00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:05,400
你咪當我傻架
480
00:29:05,470 --> 00:29:07,340
你候住那粒馬拉之星咋呱？ ！
481
00:29:07,410 --> 00:29:09,170
系又好 ， 唔系又好
482
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,230
總之今日我地打梗架 ！
483
00:29:12,850 --> 00:29:13,470
嚟丫 ！
484
00:29:53,820 --> 00:29:57,190
好 ， 今日到此為止 ， 下次再同你打過
485
00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:58,450
隨時候教
486
00:30:00,930 --> 00:30:02,120
麥基呢？
487
00:30:03,430 --> 00:30:04,790
你梗系忘記挪個橙啦
488
00:30:05,030 --> 00:30:06,860
嘩 ！ 咁你咁耐攪咗啲乜野呀？
489
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,460
我上去寫遺書丫嘛 ！
490
00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:12,930
梁生……梁生
491
00:30:13,010 --> 00:30:15,340
你醒一醒丫 ， 梁生
492
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,510
頭先發生乜野事呀？
493
00:30:19,550 --> 00:30:20,810
你冇事丫嘛寶珠？
494
00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:22,300
冇事 ！
495
00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:25,440
頭先唔知俾乜野啄暈我呢？你呢？
496
00:30:27,220 --> 00:30:29,650
我又唔知俾乜野撲暈咗
497
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,360
睇你傷得咁重 ， 我挪跌打酒幫你搽嚇
498
00:30:47,570 --> 00:30:51,140
阿美麗 ，你楂住呢舊石頭
499
00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:54,170
然後數一 ， 二 ， 三
500
00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:57,810
用力咁拋上天空度 ， 再搵個頭去頂佢
501
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:03,190
我保證 ， 呢個系最痛快嘅死法 ， 嚟啦 ！
502
00:31:05,590 --> 00:31:09,050
1， 2， 3 ！
503
00:31:09,130 --> 00:31:10,100
咪住 ！
504
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,360
咩事呀？
505
00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:15,230
你咁好人 ， 我想望多你一眼呀 ！
506
00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:22,130
睇夠未呀？
507
00:31:23,940 --> 00:31:26,880
睇夠就死喇番 ， 嚟丫
508
00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:32,510
1， 2， 3 ！
509
00:31:42,730 --> 00:31:44,060
你冇事丫嘛？
510
00:31:44,130 --> 00:31:46,160
你點掟架？
511
00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:50,900
咪咁掟羅 ！
512
00:31:56,210 --> 00:31:58,970
咪 ，都系等我嚟 ！
513
00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:00,710
唔好意思嘅
514
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,040
你唔使客氣嘅
515
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,280
我系一個好人
516
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,410
唔該曬呀 ！
517
00:32:09,690 --> 00:32:11,520
你同我企系呢個位置唔好行開
518
00:32:11,590 --> 00:32:13,620
我唔會掟錯嘅 ！ 好快嘅嗜
519
00:32:16,830 --> 00:32:20,490
1， 2， 3 ！
520
00:32:20,570 --> 00:32:21,590
我閃
521
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,240
拿 ， 我地再嚟過喇噢
522
00:32:34,210 --> 00:32:36,240
你數一二三啦
523
00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:41,980
1， 2， 3 ！
524
00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:52,250
有冇搞錯呀？ ！
525
00:32:52,330 --> 00:32:54,230
點解舊石頭硬系追住我嘅 ！
526
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,970
點解舊石咁鍾意撲佢嘅 ？ ！
527
00:33:01,410 --> 00:33:02,900
你準備好未呀？
528
00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:04,640
我準備好啦 ！
529
00:33:04,710 --> 00:33:06,410
咁再死過羅番 ！
530
00:33:07,210 --> 00:33:11,240
1， 2……
531
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,880
3 ！
532
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,550
又撲你唔應呀？
533
00:33:17,990 --> 00:33:19,820
我整斷咗手指甲呀 ！
534
00:33:19,890 --> 00:33:21,150
整親手指甲 ？ ！
535
00:33:22,430 --> 00:33:23,900
死喇 ！
536
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,540
先生 ， 有冇火？
537
00:33:39,180 --> 00:33:41,870
你知唔知你而家坐系度 ， 繫好危險架 ！
538
00:33:41,950 --> 00:33:44,510
危險 ？！ 有咩咁危險嗜 ？ ！
539
00:33:44,580 --> 00:33:45,880
我又唔系俾人通緝
540
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,220
真人靚過幅相好多噢 ！
541
00:33:55,430 --> 00:33:57,830
乜咁賞面隨身帶住我張相呀？
542
00:33:57,900 --> 00:33:59,870
又唔好睇得自己咁高
543
00:34:00,230 --> 00:34:01,060
系頭先 Bar Tender
544
00:34:01,130 --> 00:34:02,400
個酒保俾我嘅
545
00:34:05,770 --> 00:34:06,930
佢報咗警喇 ！
546
00:34:10,310 --> 00:34:11,500
後門系邊？
547
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:13,540
你好驚呀？
548
00:34:13,610 --> 00:34:15,910
同我猜拳枚咪話你知羅
549
00:34:17,380 --> 00:34:19,410
唔好阻住 ！ 借一借呀
550
00:34:21,290 --> 00:34:25,160
夠曬刺激 ！ 慌我怕你呀
551
00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:30,220
一定中……三叉仔……四四
552
00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:31,890
你頂帽 ！
553
00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:33,500
我輸 ！
554
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,340
走 ！
555
00:34:47,910 --> 00:34:48,940
唔好走 ！
556
00:34:59,790 --> 00:35:01,320
點解攪到成頭血咁番嚟呀？
557
00:35:02,430 --> 00:35:05,920
掟你唔死掟死我呀 ， 天冇眼呀 ！
558
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,520
點解會咁嘅呢？ ！
559
00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:13,900
咁落去都唔系辦法架噢
560
00:35:17,910 --> 00:35:19,470
擺個追蹤器系佢度
561
00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:20,940
咁咪知佢系邊羅
562
00:35:33,030 --> 00:35:35,080
唔知陳小姐做緊乜野呢？
563
00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:49,330
唏瀝瀝我的心裏亂如麻
564
00:35:49,410 --> 00:35:54,310
花啦啦好像窗外雨兒下
565
00:35:54,380 --> 00:35:58,980
呼嚕嚕又好像風兒吹窗紗
566
00:35:59,050 --> 00:36:03,320
沙啦啦原來為了想他
567
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:08,690
唏瀝瀝風兒沒吹雨沒下
568
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:13,490
花啦啦推開紗窗望一下
569
00:36:13,570 --> 00:36:18,300
呼嚕嚕望見了天邊月兒掛
570
00:36:18,370 --> 00:36:22,570
沙啦啦我在月下想念他
571
00:36:23,810 --> 00:36:32,810
啊……愛情像霧又像花
572
00:36:33,450 --> 00:36:41,380
啊……霧非霧呀花非花
573
00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:43,690
唏瀝瀝
574
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:44,920
花啦啦
575
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,060
呼嚕嚕
576
00:36:46,130 --> 00:36:48,290
沙啦啦
577
00:36:49,770 --> 00:36:54,500
唏瀝瀝月兒不要笑我傻
578
00:36:54,570 --> 00:36:59,310
花啦啦癡心人兒是傻瓜
579
00:36:59,380 --> 00:37:04,080
呼嚕嚕拜託那月兒帶句話
580
00:37:04,150 --> 00:37:08,590
沙啦啦在我心裏只有他
581
00:37:28,940 --> 00:37:37,040
啊……愛情像霧又像花
582
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:46,420
啊……霧非霧呀花非花
583
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,690
唏瀝瀝
584
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:49,960
花啦啦
585
00:37:50,030 --> 00:37:51,090
呼嚕嚕
586
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:54,290
沙啦啦
587
00:37:54,830 --> 00:37:59,500
唏瀝瀝月兒不要笑我傻
588
00:37:59,570 --> 00:38:04,410
花啦啦癡心人兒是傻瓜
589
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:09,110
呼嚕嚕拜託那月兒帶句話
590
00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:14,240
沙啦啦在我心裏只有他
591
00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:19,450
因乜解咁夜仲唱卡拉OK嘅 ？ ！
592
00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:29,530
真系當黑呀 ？！ 好痛呀 ！
593
00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:34,060
對唔住 ， 我一時唱得太投入啦 ！
594
00:38:34,670 --> 00:38:36,300
對唔住 ， 我都系呀 ！
595
00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:37,710
早抖 ！
596
00:38:40,550 --> 00:38:42,040
我唔可以咁感情用事嘅 ！
597
00:38:42,110 --> 00:38:43,580
一定要整走佢 ！
598
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,880
你要唔要呀？
599
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,190
唔通佢真系鍾意咗我？
600
00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:56,020
你系咪同我講真嘅先
601
00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:00,360
梗系講真啦 ， 咁早同你講笑咩？
602
00:39:00,430 --> 00:39:01,400
咁你要唔要丫？
603
00:39:01,470 --> 00:39:02,460
梗系要呀 ！
604
00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:05,330
要就起身啦
605
00:39:05,740 --> 00:39:07,140
你做乜野呀？
606
00:39:08,770 --> 00:39:10,140
又系你問我要唔要嘅？
607
00:39:10,210 --> 00:39:11,940
我問你要唔要公仔面咋
608
00:39:12,010 --> 00:39:12,910
你做咩攬住我呀
609
00:39:13,050 --> 00:39:14,010
攬你？冇呀 ！
610
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,810
你自己做嘅野 ，你唔知嘅咩？
611
00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:19,650
唔知呀？我夢遊架
612
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:21,740
我一夢遊就唔知自己做乜野
613
00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:23,380
急屎 ， 去廁所 ！
614
00:39:28,630 --> 00:39:29,860
我一鍾意親女仔塊面
615
00:39:29,930 --> 00:39:31,450
就會變朱古力咁色架
616
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,900
死啦 ！ 我真系鍾意咗佢呀
617
00:39:39,910 --> 00:39:40,500
早晨
618
00:39:40,570 --> 00:39:42,060
早晨
619
00:39:53,220 --> 00:39:55,020
佢對我咁好我仲呃佢
620
00:39:55,090 --> 00:39:56,180
真系唔系人呀
621
00:39:58,790 --> 00:39:59,350
喂？
622
00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:00,220
喂？阿奇呀？
623
00:40:00,290 --> 00:40:01,120
搵我乜野事呀？
624
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,490
我想同佢表明身份 ！
625
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:03,320
你講多次
626
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,760
我想同佢表明身份
627
00:40:04,830 --> 00:40:06,990
你想同佢表明身份？！
628
00:40:07,070 --> 00:40:08,730
系呀 ， 做乜要我講兩次嗜
629
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,130
我唔想再呃佢丫嘛 ！
630
00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:12,770
你表時表噢 ，你唔好表埋我出嚟
631
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,030
呢單野我睇咗好耐
632
00:40:14,110 --> 00:40:15,770
呢次我一定要捉到麥基架番 ！
633
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,140
得喇 ， 我已經擺咗個追蹤器系佢那袋度
634
00:40:18,210 --> 00:40:19,510
日頭你系學校睇住佢
635
00:40:19,580 --> 00:40:22,140
夜晚我系屋企睇住 ， 咁就萬無一失羅 ！
636
00:40:22,210 --> 00:40:23,180
話時話晚晚同你攪到
637
00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:25,220
成頭血番嚟那條女系邊個嚟架
638
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:26,680
那個弗得妹
639
00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:28,780
你千祈唔好再系我面前提起佢呀
640
00:40:28,850 --> 00:40:30,520
每一次提起佢呢就……
641
00:40:31,790 --> 00:40:33,760
你嚟做乜野呀？
642
00:40:33,830 --> 00:40:35,950
冇 ！ 頭先你食早餐留低啲子彈系檯
643
00:40:36,030 --> 00:40:37,120
我挪返嚟俾你之嘛 ！
644
00:40:40,270 --> 00:40:41,670
我支槍呢？
645
00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:42,760
你支槍呀？
646
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,330
你返工那陣跌咗系大門口度呀 ！
647
00:40:46,170 --> 00:40:48,110
話時話 ，你教書定做賊架？
648
00:40:48,170 --> 00:40:49,510
有咁多武器嘅 ！
649
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,810
黑社會入侵學校丫嘛 ， 新聞紙都有講啦
650
00:40:55,050 --> 00:40:57,110
你知啦佢地混咗入嚟
651
00:40:57,180 --> 00:40:59,480
咁我地做老師嘅唔配番支槍傍嚇身
652
00:40:59,550 --> 00:41:00,880
好冇安全感架嘛
653
00:41:01,450 --> 00:41:03,290
唔怪之得啦 ！ 我掃掃嚇地
654
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,020
系你床下底搵到兩個手榴彈呀 ！
655
00:41:07,990 --> 00:41:10,480
我保你大呀 ，你唔好再嚇我喇
656
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:11,830
你同我定定地坐系度
657
00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:12,760
我會架喇
658
00:41:13,830 --> 00:41:15,270
你今晚帶我去邊度死呀？
659
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:17,900
你鍾意去邊度死咪去邊度死羅
660
00:41:17,970 --> 00:41:19,130
你而家同我定定地坐系度
661
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:20,570
等我落去擺好啲野先嚇 ， 唔該
662
00:41:20,970 --> 00:41:21,770
得 ， 唔該曬
663
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:22,740
點解會咁嘅？
664
00:41:30,380 --> 00:41:33,370
走快啲……
665
00:41:33,990 --> 00:41:34,950
好彩
666
00:41:40,730 --> 00:41:41,850
呂 Sir 呢？
667
00:41:41,930 --> 00:41:43,050
呂 Sir 行開咗噢
668
00:41:43,130 --> 00:41:44,100
你搵佢咩事呀？
669
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:45,150
上音樂堂羅
670
00:41:46,530 --> 00:41:48,800
音樂堂 ？ ！
671
00:41:49,770 --> 00:41:50,500
做乜野呀？
672
00:41:50,570 --> 00:41:51,730
呂 Sir 搵咗個靚女返嚟代課呀 ！
673
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,700
仲唔行 ？ ！
674
00:41:53,570 --> 00:41:55,010
代課 ？ ！
675
00:42:10,260 --> 00:42:11,990
唔得 ！ 要加速呀
676
00:42:13,790 --> 00:42:14,880
再加速
677
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,460
借一借 ， 睇一睇
678
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,690
我的熱情好像一盤火
679
00:42:22,770 --> 00:42:26,140
燃燒了整個沙漠
680
00:42:27,070 --> 00:42:29,230
太陽見了我
681
00:42:29,310 --> 00:42:31,400
也會躲著我
682
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:36,740
它也會怕我這把愛情的火
683
00:42:38,050 --> 00:42:40,110
沙漠有了我
684
00:42:40,190 --> 00:42:42,420
永遠不寂寞
685
00:42:42,490 --> 00:42:46,250
開滿了青春的花朵
686
00:42:46,790 --> 00:42:48,820
我在高聲唱
687
00:42:48,890 --> 00:42:51,020
你在輕聲合
688
00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:56,330
陶醉在沙漠裏的小愛河
689
00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:00,600
我系咪唱得唔錯呢？
690
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,740
錯你個死人頭 ， 一啲水平都冇
691
00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:06,510
Miss Chan ， 走拿？
692
00:43:06,580 --> 00:43:07,640
拜拜
693
00:43:14,450 --> 00:43:16,820
過兩日 ， 只要我搞掂個賤人
694
00:43:16,890 --> 00:43:20,120
就可以挪返粒價值三十億嘅馬拉之星 ！
695
00:43:20,430 --> 00:43:22,020
有成三十億咁多
696
00:43:22,090 --> 00:43:23,960
咁我地咪可以遠走高飛羅
697
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:28,960
飛到一個冇人識我地嘅地方 ， 雙宿雙棲
698
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,230
不過你要應承我 ， 千祈唔好殺人
699
00:43:34,170 --> 00:43:37,570
唔得 ！ 個賤人出賣過我
700
00:43:41,380 --> 00:43:43,410
我要挪個賤人條命
701
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,620
咁夜喇 ， 仲出街嘅？
702
00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:00,460
我有野同你講
703
00:44:00,830 --> 00:44:02,200
講羅
704
00:44:02,670 --> 00:44:06,570
假如……有個差人
705
00:44:06,740 --> 00:44:08,500
佢扮大陸仔想系你身上得到線索
706
00:44:08,570 --> 00:44:09,470
你會點對付佢呀？
707
00:44:11,180 --> 00:44:12,970
假如咋系嘛？
708
00:44:13,910 --> 00:44:14,900
系呀 ！假如咋
709
00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:18,050
如果系真嘅咁我咪隊林佢羅
710
00:44:18,580 --> 00:44:20,110
等佢想同我攤牌那陣
711
00:44:20,190 --> 00:44:21,680
我就詐諦同佢講數
712
00:44:21,750 --> 00:44:24,150
一吼佢唔為意呢我就一刀拮死佢
713
00:44:26,790 --> 00:44:29,320
你捻到咁做 ， 佢都捻到架咋噢
714
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,830
佢冇咁醒嚇嘛？
715
00:44:30,900 --> 00:44:34,960
乜野冇呀 ？！ 我都捻到啦 ！
716
00:44:35,030 --> 00:44:36,230
你捻到又會點做呀？
717
00:44:37,370 --> 00:44:40,570
犀利啦 ！ 如果俾著我呢
718
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,940
我就會不動聲色
719
00:44:42,010 --> 00:44:43,630
等佢以為穩操勝券嘅時候
720
00:44:43,710 --> 00:44:44,840
我就嚟一個突襲
721
00:44:44,910 --> 00:44:46,740
實行殺佢一個措手不及
722
00:44:46,810 --> 00:44:48,680
佢勢估唔到我咁早識穿佢架嘛
723
00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:49,840
到時仲有我符 ？ ！
724
00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:52,150
咁佢咪用過第二條橋羅
725
00:44:52,220 --> 00:44:53,880
食舊西瓜先啦
726
00:44:54,490 --> 00:44:56,850
咁絕嘅橋我都捻咗 ， 佢仲邊會有橋呀？
727
00:44:58,620 --> 00:45:00,390
佢可以落毒架
728
00:45:00,460 --> 00:45:02,320
落系啲西瓜度
729
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,090
你講笑定講真 ？ ！
730
00:45:06,170 --> 00:45:07,130
你呢？
731
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:09,970
我講笑咋
732
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,400
我都系講笑嗜 ！
733
00:45:12,870 --> 00:45:14,200
如果我講真呢？
734
00:45:14,270 --> 00:45:16,740
我都系講笑咋 ， 食西瓜丫
735
00:45:17,380 --> 00:45:20,170
唔駛 ！ 多謝 ！ 食得多消化不良呀
736
00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:21,180
自便
737
00:45:30,590 --> 00:45:33,150
記住喇 ， 再有車經過呢
738
00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:34,850
就咁跳出去就得架 ！
739
00:45:38,930 --> 00:45:40,090
又有車嚟 ！
740
00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:43,190
準備 ！
741
00:45:44,970 --> 00:45:48,930
一……二……三……
742
00:45:49,010 --> 00:45:49,910
跳
743
00:45:52,510 --> 00:45:54,070
小姐 ， 有冇搞錯呀 ！
744
00:45:54,150 --> 00:45:56,340
你又 Miss 咗第十七次喇 ！
745
00:45:56,980 --> 00:45:59,450
咁我判斷能力系有啲問題架嘛 ！
746
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:00,710
唔系有問題
747
00:46:00,790 --> 00:46:02,050
系非常之有問題
748
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,120
你見到佢就咁中埋去咪得羅
749
00:46:05,190 --> 00:46:06,320
我系咁做丫 ！
750
00:46:06,390 --> 00:46:08,190
不過次次佢都快過我之嘛 ！
751
00:46:08,260 --> 00:46:10,230
唔好講咁多 ， 又有機會
752
00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:12,820
你睇准佢 ， 系咁就跳出去
753
00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:15,370
砍落去就死梗架 ， 知唔知呀？
754
00:46:15,630 --> 00:46:16,190
嚟
755
00:46:18,770 --> 00:46:22,830
一 ， 二
756
00:46:23,110 --> 00:46:23,970
三 ！ 跳 ！
757
00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:30,240
小姐 ， 我發覺你唔單止有問題
758
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,940
仲系先天性嘅天生遲鈍 ！
759
00:46:33,420 --> 00:46:36,440
乜野遲鈍嗜 ， 我咪聽到三就跳羅 ！
760
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,550
跳你個死人頭 ， 我數到三你仲企系度
761
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,890
你咁叻 ， 我數一 ， 二 ， 三你跳丫
762
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:42,980
好吔 ！
763
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,400
一 ， 二 ， 三 ！
764
00:46:52,470 --> 00:46:53,170
跳 ！
765
00:46:57,780 --> 00:46:59,770
點呀？你冇事丫嘛？
766
00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:01,940
我都話好準確架啦 ！
767
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:04,720
咁我去死喇 ！
768
00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:06,880
咁你快啲去死啦 ！
769
00:47:06,950 --> 00:47:08,110
你放心啦
770
00:47:31,910 --> 00:47:33,500
確實又真繫好高噢 ！
771
00:47:33,580 --> 00:47:34,770
真繫好高呀
772
00:47:35,210 --> 00:47:38,270
呂 Sir ， 呢兩晚成日搞住你
773
00:47:38,350 --> 00:47:40,510
真系唔好意思呀
774
00:47:41,020 --> 00:47:42,280
你真繫好人嘅嗜 ！
775
00:47:42,750 --> 00:47:46,450
美麗 ， 呢件事你唔需要咁介懷嘅
776
00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:48,890
我承受嘅只系少少嘅內傷 ！
777
00:47:49,860 --> 00:47:52,330
當你一跳咗落去死咗 ， 我就會冇事架
778
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,920
系喇 ， 廢話少講
779
00:47:56,270 --> 00:47:57,530
嚟啦
780
00:48:02,410 --> 00:48:03,740
呢度好靚呀
781
00:48:03,810 --> 00:48:06,570
系羅 ，你安心去啦
782
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:10,610
系呢個時候我突然間覺得好羅曼蒂克
783
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,550
呂 Sir ， 我有啲唔捨得你呀
784
00:48:13,620 --> 00:48:15,450
你唔使唔捨得我架
785
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:18,790
你一跳咗落去 ， 就大家都好安樂架喇 ！
786
00:48:19,060 --> 00:48:19,990
真系 ？ ！
787
00:48:22,460 --> 00:48:27,130
呂 Sir ， 不如你就送佛送到西
788
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,930
系後面送我一嚇丫 ！
789
00:48:29,070 --> 00:48:30,400
好吔 ！ 嚟喇
790
00:48:30,470 --> 00:48:31,270
多謝 ！
791
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,610
唔好行咁快
792
00:48:53,190 --> 00:48:55,090
做乜又攪到成頭血咁番嚟呀？
793
00:48:57,900 --> 00:48:59,330
呂 Sir ，你冇事丫嘛？
794
00:49:01,030 --> 00:49:03,660
其實 ， 系少少嘅皮外傷嗜 ！ 唔拘嘅
795
00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:05,400
唔拘咁我地去過羅 ！
796
00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:08,100
呢個主意本來都唔錯
797
00:49:08,170 --> 00:49:11,670
但系你睇 ， 而家天色已晚
798
00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:14,270
況且一日死幾次 ， 好傷架 ！
799
00:49:14,350 --> 00:49:18,310
唔傷呀 ！你睇嚇 ， 冇事架 ！ 我捱得住架
800
00:49:18,550 --> 00:49:20,450
你當然捱得住啦 ！
801
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,890
但系我自己知自己事
802
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,360
美麗 ， 呢幾日我同你相處落嚟
803
00:49:26,430 --> 00:49:28,260
我終於悟出一個真諦
804
00:49:28,330 --> 00:49:29,920
乜野真諦呀？
805
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,260
就系……
806
00:49:31,330 --> 00:49:35,230
我卑鄙 ！ 我下流 ！ 我賤格 ！
807
00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:37,460
我唔應該帶你去死
808
00:49:37,540 --> 00:49:39,470
因為死系莊嚴同神聖嘅
809
00:49:39,540 --> 00:49:41,600
系應該由你自己去面對嘅 ！
810
00:49:41,670 --> 00:49:43,770
但系我冇咗你唔掂那噢 ！
811
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:48,680
傻啦 ！你睇嚇 ，你幾皮光肉滑
812
00:49:48,910 --> 00:49:50,680
而我就甩皮甩骨
813
00:49:50,750 --> 00:49:52,310
呢家系人見到我地
814
00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:54,720
都覺得你掂過我架啦 ！
815
00:49:54,790 --> 00:49:58,120
仲有 ，你睇嚇 ， 系呢個世界上
816
00:49:58,190 --> 00:50:00,280
每一日都有一百幾十萬人死
817
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,050
都唔系我教佢地格
818
00:50:02,130 --> 00:50:04,960
佢地咪一個個自然咁死羅
819
00:50:05,230 --> 00:50:09,190
呢啲繫上天嘅安排 ，你去啦 ！
820
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,330
你去死啦 ！
821
00:50:11,970 --> 00:50:14,230
你做乜拱我去死嗜？
822
00:50:14,310 --> 00:50:16,800
乜家嚇你唔系你生無可戀咩？
823
00:50:17,380 --> 00:50:20,610
系呀 ， 不過我而家唔繫好想死咋 ！
824
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:21,770
你唔想死 ？ ！
825
00:50:21,850 --> 00:50:22,580
唔想 ！
826
00:50:22,650 --> 00:50:25,980
但系你就晚晚叫我孖你出去幫你尋死
827
00:50:26,050 --> 00:50:27,250
你作死呀 ？ ！
828
00:50:28,220 --> 00:50:29,850
你唔好鬧我住啦
829
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:32,150
初頭我真繫好想死架
830
00:50:32,220 --> 00:50:35,520
不過我而家捻捻嚇又唔繫好想死喇 ！
831
00:50:36,460 --> 00:50:37,890
咁換言之你家嚇就
832
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:39,730
晚晚尋我開心咁話羅番 ！
833
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,320
你好 Cute 呀 ！
834
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,130
我同你系一齊好開心架
835
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:50,970
況且 ， 我而家先至發覺我有啲……
836
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,010
啲乜野呀？
837
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,240
鍾意你羅 ！
838
00:50:54,910 --> 00:50:57,210
我好想同你系埋一齊呀 ！
839
00:50:58,820 --> 00:51:00,110
咁我就死 ！
840
00:51:00,190 --> 00:51:02,780
奇哥 ，你冇事丫嘛？
841
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,580
你方纔講乜野話？
842
00:51:05,660 --> 00:51:08,090
奇哥……你介唔介意我咁叫你呀？
843
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,530
我唔可以俾佢黐上身嘅 ！
844
00:51:09,590 --> 00:51:10,420
我介意 ！
845
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,770
以後都唔准叫我做奇哥
846
00:51:16,270 --> 00:51:18,290
咁你想我點樣叫你丫？
847
00:51:18,370 --> 00:51:19,670
奇姐羅 ！
848
00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:22,210
奇姐 ？！ 點解呀？
849
00:51:22,810 --> 00:51:25,500
當然 ，你而家睇到嘅
850
00:51:25,580 --> 00:51:27,270
系一個近乎完美嘅
851
00:51:27,350 --> 00:51:30,510
充滿力量嘅男人身體
852
00:51:30,980 --> 00:51:32,380
其實我嘅內心
853
00:51:32,450 --> 00:51:34,480
系一顆充滿熱情奔放嘅
854
00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:35,780
少女心
855
00:51:37,620 --> 00:51:39,650
我系唔鍾意女人嘅 ！
856
00:51:40,290 --> 00:51:42,850
口味嘅野可以慢慢改嘅嗜 ！
857
00:51:44,630 --> 00:51:50,260
太遲 ！ 我已經系一棵殘花敗柳
858
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:52,900
我柔弱嘅身驅
859
00:51:52,970 --> 00:51:56,740
已經俾阿昌哥佔用咗成年有多
860
00:52:00,150 --> 00:52:02,910
我又何嘗唔系嗜 ！
861
00:52:03,050 --> 00:52:04,450
咁咪系羅
862
00:52:05,950 --> 00:52:09,940
試問嚇兩個俾人強姦過嘅女人
863
00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:15,280
就算系埋一齊 ， 又有咩幸福可言呢？
864
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:17,860
咁又唔可以話系強姦噢 ！
865
00:52:17,930 --> 00:52:18,990
你情我願架嘛？
866
00:52:19,060 --> 00:52:19,760
唔系 ！
867
00:52:20,870 --> 00:52:22,800
我系慘遭迫害 ！
868
00:52:22,870 --> 00:52:25,130
系半推半就嘅情況下……
869
00:52:27,270 --> 00:52:29,140
咁即系話 ，你對那樣野
870
00:52:29,210 --> 00:52:30,700
仲有所保留架啦 ？ ！
871
00:52:30,780 --> 00:52:31,870
固之然
872
00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:34,430
對昌哥當然有所保留
873
00:52:35,650 --> 00:52:38,380
但系如果換轉系達哥咯噢……
874
00:52:38,450 --> 00:52:40,380
咁我就會通力咁合作
875
00:52:40,450 --> 00:52:41,610
邊個系達哥呀？
876
00:52:42,750 --> 00:52:45,280
咪街尾賣豬肉那個達哥羅
877
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,790
我捻起佢我就興奮……
878
00:52:49,690 --> 00:52:51,320
總言之我就唔鍾意女人啦 ！
879
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:55,260
我唔信 ！你唔系啲咁嘅人嚟嘅
880
00:52:56,300 --> 00:53:00,360
美麗 ，你跟我上嚟
881
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:04,430
我俾我本來嘅面目你睇嚇 ！ 嚟丫 ！
882
00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:13,220
我靚唔靚嗜？
883
00:53:22,290 --> 00:53:25,160
你系咪覺得我有啲與眾不同呢？ ！
884
00:53:28,870 --> 00:53:31,930
原來你系度翻閱緊姐妹呀
885
00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:34,400
姐妹
886
00:53:34,470 --> 00:53:38,070
你知唔知我原本想做乜野職業架？
887
00:53:38,710 --> 00:53:40,230
做咩呀？
888
00:53:40,310 --> 00:53:42,010
甲組足球員呀
889
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,480
踢波？
890
00:53:44,180 --> 00:53:45,170
點解？
891
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:47,370
你試捻嚇
892
00:53:47,450 --> 00:53:51,890
系香港政府大球場當住幾萬人嘅面前
893
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,390
你系咁意踢咗個波出界咋
894
00:53:54,460 --> 00:53:57,360
佢地就全部一齊問候你噢
895
00:53:57,430 --> 00:53:59,160
你話幾興奮呀 ！
896
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:04,630
講講嚇我有啲唔舒服
897
00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:06,190
你坐一陣 ， 我好快就出嚟 ！
898
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,080
講野你都有反應？ ！ 打你
899
00:54:16,150 --> 00:54:19,340
咁唔合作？ ！ 咁唔聽話？ ！ 打……
900
00:54:19,420 --> 00:54:21,390
唔得 ！ 頂唔順
901
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:24,790
自己作賤自己
902
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,290
入嚟啦 ， 企系門口做乜野嗜？
903
00:54:37,670 --> 00:54:39,000
乜你著得咁性感呀？ ！
904
00:54:39,070 --> 00:54:41,200
我都話我對女人冇反應架咯
905
00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:46,640
仲有反應 ！
906
00:54:46,710 --> 00:54:50,170
打到你冇反應……打到你榭為止
907
00:54:54,990 --> 00:54:58,650
弊 ！ 方纔唔知系咪重手得滯
908
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,210
真系冇曬反應
909
00:55:06,130 --> 00:55:07,830
真系冇 ！
910
00:55:16,610 --> 00:55:17,440
靚女
911
00:55:17,510 --> 00:55:18,640
做乜野呀？
912
00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:22,700
我好勁架 ！ 試嚇丫
913
00:55:22,780 --> 00:55:25,380
啋 ！ 阿婆你都撩，你個變態佬丫 ！
914
00:55:58,020 --> 00:56:01,950
奇哥……
915
00:56:03,290 --> 00:56:06,160
其實我應該叫你做奇姐先至啱
916
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,420
不過我真系叫唔出口呀
917
00:56:12,060 --> 00:56:15,120
因為你系我心目中系最好嘅男人
918
00:56:21,010 --> 00:56:23,200
我唔想破壞呢個美好嘅印象
919
00:56:25,210 --> 00:56:27,410
所以我決定離開你
920
00:56:29,050 --> 00:56:31,240
再見喇奇哥
921
00:56:51,740 --> 00:56:53,900
其實我真系唔捨得離開你架
922
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:57,230
離開你就等於離開呢個世界
923
00:56:58,340 --> 00:57:00,140
所以我決定離開呢個世界
924
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:02,740
永別喇奇哥
925
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:30,310
奇哥 ， 我決定唔死
926
00:57:31,110 --> 00:57:32,370
因為我冇勇氣自殺
927
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:34,540
不如你死啦
928
00:57:34,650 --> 00:57:36,340
咁樣大家都會好過啲 ！
929
00:57:36,820 --> 00:57:38,040
永別 ！
930
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:40,640
唔好殺我呀 ！ 我唔鍾意男人
931
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:41,240
我鍾意女人架 ！
932
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:44,190
我唔鍾意男人 ， 我鍾意女人……
933
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,010
你真系唔鍾意男人？ ！
934
00:57:47,090 --> 00:57:48,650
系呀 ！ 我唔鍾意男人 ！ 我鍾意女人
935
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,260
乜個天咁光嘅？ ！
936
00:57:54,130 --> 00:57:55,290
我發夢？ ！
937
00:57:55,830 --> 00:57:56,890
弊 ！ 領野
938
00:57:59,300 --> 00:58:01,140
我返學喇 ！ 拜拜 ！
939
00:58:01,670 --> 00:58:02,700
拜拜 ！
940
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,080
咪郁 ！ 開車
941
00:58:09,380 --> 00:58:10,370
麥基？ ！
942
00:58:10,850 --> 00:58:11,680
開車啦
943
00:58:18,690 --> 00:58:19,420
停車
944
00:58:21,460 --> 00:58:22,860
我系差人 ， 我借用你架車
945
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:25,920
架車系我架
946
00:58:53,860 --> 00:58:55,290
差人呀 ， 咪郁呀
947
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:56,550
乜野事呀？阿Sir
948
00:58:56,630 --> 00:58:57,560
弊 ！
949
00:59:00,670 --> 00:59:01,760
番屋企挪追蹤器先
950
00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:08,900
呢兩年嚟 ， 我日日夜夜咁掛住你
951
00:59:09,970 --> 00:59:12,640
今次逃獄出嚟都系為咗見你一面咋
952
00:59:14,650 --> 00:59:18,810
不過……你竟然搵兩個差佬嚟伏我？ ！
953
00:59:19,450 --> 00:59:21,580
我點知佢兩個系差佬呀 ！
954
00:59:21,820 --> 00:59:23,010
你當我傻架？ ！
955
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,620
你坐監咁耐 ， 我等足咁耐
956
00:59:26,690 --> 00:59:28,850
你出監竟然咁樣對我
957
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:30,960
我對你幾好丫
958
00:59:31,030 --> 00:59:33,290
你每逢生日我都有送禮物俾你
959
00:59:34,330 --> 00:59:35,960
第一年送一枝玫瑰花
960
00:59:36,030 --> 00:59:37,830
第二年送一打玫瑰花
961
00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:38,990
入獄前那年
962
00:59:39,070 --> 00:59:41,000
你竟然送條咁嘅爛鬼頸鏈俾我
963
00:59:41,070 --> 00:59:42,200
爛鬼頸鏈？ ！
964
00:59:43,780 --> 00:59:45,940
你知唔知呢條爛鬼頸鏈值幾多錢呀？
965
00:59:46,540 --> 00:59:49,040
呢條咁嘅朱義盛最多咪值二、三百蚊
966
00:59:49,110 --> 00:59:50,380
二、三百蚊？ ！
967
01:00:01,130 --> 01:00:02,520
呢條就系價值三十億
968
01:00:02,590 --> 01:00:04,650
嘅馬拉之星嘅保險箱鎖匙
969
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,370
不過冇你份 ！
970
01:00:24,380 --> 01:00:25,710
你又番嚟做乜野？ ！
971
01:00:25,780 --> 01:00:27,080
你唔系去睇住條差佬架咩 ！
972
01:00:29,990 --> 01:00:31,480
系你條女叫我返嚟嘅番
973
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:32,720
你識佢嘅咩？
974
01:00:34,890 --> 01:00:36,690
你唔識我嗜 ， 佢識我呀 ！
975
01:00:41,230 --> 01:00:42,290
你地系朋友嚟架？
976
01:00:42,370 --> 01:00:45,340
何止朋友呀？ ！ 佢直情就系我地嘅首領
977
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:47,030
首領？ ！ 乜野首領呀？
978
01:00:49,070 --> 01:00:50,900
佢系白玫瑰黨嘅首領
979
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:51,460
校長？ ！
980
01:00:51,940 --> 01:00:55,070
唔系 ！ 我系白玫瑰黨二號
981
01:00:56,310 --> 01:00:57,180
兩個學生？ ！
982
01:00:57,250 --> 01:00:58,680
我系白玫瑰黨101號
983
01:00:58,750 --> 01:01:00,510
我系白玫瑰黨333號
984
01:01:02,150 --> 01:01:03,520
4B班學生？ ！
985
01:01:03,590 --> 01:01:05,490
你地全部都系白玫瑰黨？ ！
986
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:06,450
你聽到啲林巴就知道
987
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,360
我地白玫瑰黨有幾多人
988
01:01:08,430 --> 01:01:09,650
今日睇你走得去邊？ ！
989
01:01:15,270 --> 01:01:18,630
你夠膽再移前一吋 ，你喉嚨就會穿 ！
990
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:20,100
你竟然咁對我？ ！
991
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:25,070
你今日都插翼難飛喇 ！
992
01:01:43,490 --> 01:01:44,430
咪郁 ！
993
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:45,890
敢同我麥基鬥？ ！
994
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,260
行開 ， 白頭佬
995
01:01:48,700 --> 01:01:50,290
點解你會嚟呢度嘅？
996
01:01:50,370 --> 01:01:51,160
麥基呢？
997
01:01:51,470 --> 01:01:53,230
麥基？佢系度咩？
998
01:01:53,570 --> 01:01:55,900
我明明見你俾佢捉咗你嚟呢度架噢
999
01:01:56,010 --> 01:01:58,410
唔系吔 ！ 我約咗成班書友系度
1000
01:01:58,480 --> 01:01:59,910
你系咪眼花呀？ ！
1001
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:01,910
唔通我真系眼花？ ！
1002
01:02:02,310 --> 01:02:05,210
校長 ，你同咁多同學系度做乜野呀？
1003
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:08,410
我地系度排緊畢業典禮嘅舞嗜嘛
1004
01:02:08,750 --> 01:02:11,150
畢業典禮？ ！ 啱啱開學咋噢 ！
1005
01:02:11,220 --> 01:02:12,450
排得嚟啱架喇
1006
01:02:13,460 --> 01:02:14,550
咁排乜野舞呀？
1007
01:02:15,290 --> 01:02:19,590
女殺手 ， 女殺手……
1008
01:02:19,660 --> 01:02:27,540
女殺手……女殺手
1009
01:02:27,610 --> 01:02:30,040
……兩隻眼核放光
1010
01:02:30,270 --> 01:02:31,570
啲同學跳得唔錯架 ！
1011
01:02:34,980 --> 01:02:36,840
點呀？我啲同學跳成點呀？
1012
01:02:36,910 --> 01:02:39,310
好 ！ 好過蕭芳芳噢 ！
1013
01:02:39,420 --> 01:02:40,210
真系？
1014
01:02:40,450 --> 01:02:43,250
系 ！ 又生鬼又活潑
1015
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:44,350
你都唔錯丫
1016
01:02:44,420 --> 01:02:46,450
其實我有好多問題想問你呀？
1017
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:47,860
隨便問丫 ！
1018
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:50,260
點解你會系度嘅？
1019
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,020
呢個問題我一陣先答你
1020
01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:54,290
問過第二個問題先啦 ！
1021
01:02:54,370 --> 01:02:57,490
好吔 ！ 系咁點解你會有枝槍嘅？
1022
01:02:57,570 --> 01:02:59,300
哦……呢個問題
1023
01:02:59,370 --> 01:03:01,300
同頭先那個問題一齊答你
1024
01:03:01,370 --> 01:03:03,030
仲有冇問題呀？
1025
01:03:03,370 --> 01:03:04,570
我捻我冇乜問題 ！
1026
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:07,370
冇問題拿？ ！ 冇問題我就唔阻住你
1027
01:03:07,450 --> 01:03:08,970
我屋企煲落湯 ， 我走先
1028
01:03:11,380 --> 01:03:12,470
我都算有急才
1029
01:03:12,550 --> 01:03:14,450
唔知正話咁答佢滿唔滿意呢？
1030
01:03:16,620 --> 01:03:19,110
首領 ， 我地而家打算點呀？
1031
01:03:19,290 --> 01:03:21,160
搜佢條鎖匙出嚟 ！ 嚟手殺咗佢 ！
1032
01:03:21,230 --> 01:03:21,920
系 ！
1033
01:03:21,990 --> 01:03:22,860
殺咗佢？ ！
1034
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:24,820
冇呀 ！ 首領
1035
01:03:29,330 --> 01:03:30,390
交條鎖匙出嚟 ！
1036
01:03:30,470 --> 01:03:32,160
我已經將佢收埋咗系一個好安全嘅地方
1037
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:34,070
包你抄唔到嘅
1038
01:03:34,270 --> 01:03:35,570
你唔講就得架拿？ ！
1039
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:38,040
我就算反轉個倉都要抄到出嚟
1040
01:03:38,110 --> 01:03:38,770
抄 ！
1041
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,570
咁益我呀？ ！ 又有得抄 ！
1042
01:03:41,580 --> 01:03:42,510
頭先你咪抄過羅
1043
01:03:43,550 --> 01:03:45,380
我一早就估到你對佢發生興趣架
1044
01:03:45,450 --> 01:03:47,080
抄第二度丫嘛
1045
01:03:52,190 --> 01:03:53,950
首領 ， 搵極都搵唔到噢 ！
1046
01:03:55,730 --> 01:03:58,020
你究竟擺條鎖匙系邊度？
1047
01:04:00,060 --> 01:04:02,230
識你咁耐仲唔知你為人點咩
1048
01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:03,820
交番出嚟咪即系要我冇命 ！
1049
01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:05,030
你同我斗硬頸？ ！
1050
01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:08,040
好 ， 睇嚇你耐力好定我耐力好
1051
01:04:08,110 --> 01:04:09,370
我困你系度一個月
1052
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,140
唔俾水你飲 ， 唔俾飯你食
1053
01:04:11,210 --> 01:04:12,070
我睇嚇你點死
1054
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:16,640
三號 ，你同我睇住佢 ， 我番去總部
1055
01:04:18,580 --> 01:04:20,070
你咪咁口硬啦
1056
01:04:20,150 --> 01:04:21,020
行啦 ， 肥婆 ！
1057
01:04:28,330 --> 01:04:30,760
梁生 ， 有冇見過我阿奇哥呀？
1058
01:04:30,830 --> 01:04:31,730
冇噢
1059
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:34,690
死啦 ！你話奇哥去咗邊呢？
1060
01:04:34,770 --> 01:04:36,390
都唔知一陣整乜野送俾佢食添架
1061
01:04:42,310 --> 01:04:43,670
呢條乜野鎖匙？
1062
01:04:51,820 --> 01:04:52,780
阿波
1063
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:54,010
睇清楚呀 ！
1064
01:04:54,090 --> 01:04:54,920
乜系你呀 ！
1065
01:04:54,990 --> 01:04:57,350
系我呀 ！ 系我哩 ！
1066
01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:00,720
你嚟做咩呀？ ！ 個弗妹周圍刮你呀 ！
1067
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:02,180
我都知 ！
1068
01:05:03,090 --> 01:05:05,760
之所以咪走入嚟你呢度避嚇風頭羅 ！
1069
01:05:07,430 --> 01:05:09,960
自從佢知道我系一個正常嘅男子之後
1070
01:05:10,030 --> 01:05:13,470
我硬系覺得佢啲眼神有啲放肆
1071
01:05:14,510 --> 01:05:18,000
阿波……阿波
1072
01:05:22,050 --> 01:05:24,310
我硬系覺得佢想嗒我嗜 ！
1073
01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:25,580
好正常嗜
1074
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,280
孤男寡女共處一室
1075
01:05:27,350 --> 01:05:27,840
唔系佢嗒你
1076
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:29,910
就系你嗒佢架啦 ， 系咪丫？ ！
1077
01:05:29,990 --> 01:05:31,820
你如果系驚怕蝕底嘅話
1078
01:05:32,090 --> 01:05:33,850
咪佢嗒你一次 ，你嗒返佢一次羅 ！
1079
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:37,360
唔系哩 ， 我就系但心呢嚇野
1080
01:05:37,860 --> 01:05:40,330
大家嗒嚟嗒去好易嗒出感情架嘛
1081
01:05:40,830 --> 01:05:42,860
咁到時手尾咪好長羅
1082
01:05:43,530 --> 01:05:47,470
睇佢個樣我都知佢系歷盡滄桑架啦
1083
01:05:47,540 --> 01:05:48,840
正所謂閱人無數
1084
01:05:48,910 --> 01:05:51,030
分分鐘系大玩家嚟架嘛
1085
01:05:51,580 --> 01:05:52,870
你驚佢玩唔起呀？
1086
01:05:52,980 --> 01:05:55,840
唔系哩 ！ 我系驚我自己玩唔起
1087
01:05:56,450 --> 01:06:00,320
須知我呂奇系一個容易受傷嘅男人
1088
01:06:00,690 --> 01:06:03,380
萬一佢真系存心玩弄我嘅
1089
01:06:04,190 --> 01:06:06,680
你叫我以後邊有面目見人呢 ！
1090
01:06:07,220 --> 01:06:08,620
咁你想點呀？
1091
01:06:08,690 --> 01:06:12,030
我想……同佢結婚
1092
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:15,300
萬一佢真系玩嚇玩嚇嘅
1093
01:06:15,370 --> 01:06:19,430
到頭嚟都總算仲有番個名份丫 ！
1094
01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:20,600
你吔屎啦 ！
1095
01:06:22,010 --> 01:06:23,300
人地同你講得咁認真
1096
01:06:23,370 --> 01:06:24,900
你做乜叫人吔屎嗜
1097
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:28,380
須知道結婚系終身大事
1098
01:06:28,450 --> 01:06:30,470
我都要詳細考慮嚇架 ！
1099
01:06:30,780 --> 01:06:33,310
黐線架 ！ 愛情系盲目架嘛
1100
01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:34,480
如果真系鍾意一個人嘅
1101
01:06:35,090 --> 01:06:37,780
就算佢有愛滋病你都會攬住佢架嘛
1102
01:06:37,860 --> 01:06:39,720
就好似我對寶珠咁 ！
1103
01:06:40,590 --> 01:06:41,720
乜寶珠生愛滋病咩？
1104
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:44,390
滋你個頭 ， 我即系咁樣比喻呀 ！
1105
01:06:45,260 --> 01:06:46,520
咁我都會
1106
01:06:46,830 --> 01:06:48,730
不過我會帶番個袋先 ！
1107
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,730
咁使唔使加埋保鮮紙呀？
1108
01:06:51,670 --> 01:06:54,540
系噢 ！得閒去超級市場買番啲保鮮紙先
1109
01:06:54,610 --> 01:06:56,540
喂？搵呂奇呀？
1110
01:06:59,010 --> 01:06:59,700
個喪妹呀？ ！
1111
01:06:59,780 --> 01:07:01,340
麻甩佬嚟架
1112
01:07:03,610 --> 01:07:04,550
喂？
1113
01:07:04,820 --> 01:07:06,410
麥基單野你兩條友攪成點呀？ ！
1114
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,110
你同梁醒波即刻落嚟見我
1115
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:10,810
話時話 ，你點知我系呢度架？ ！
1116
01:07:10,890 --> 01:07:12,950
系你條女話俾我知嘅 ！
1117
01:07:15,130 --> 01:07:15,890
行喇
1118
01:07:16,430 --> 01:07:18,190
我煮咗你飯呀
1119
01:07:18,260 --> 01:07:20,360
陣間記得番嚟食噢
1120
01:07:21,470 --> 01:07:22,900
我落一落去呀
1121
01:07:24,300 --> 01:07:26,530
行開街市幫我買兩包豆豉
1122
01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:29,040
我會喇
1123
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,500
你……
1124
01:07:32,580 --> 01:07:33,940
做乜玄壇咁嘅面口呀？
1125
01:07:34,010 --> 01:07:36,410
唔使驚呀 ！ 一於同佢玩先發制人
1126
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:37,540
你上 ！
1127
01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:39,050
你個粉腸呀 ！
1128
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:40,340
你唔駛眼望望 ， 手指指
1129
01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:41,480
我系度講緊你 ！
1130
01:07:41,550 --> 01:07:42,680
你點做人老頂架？
1131
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:44,680
你好久都唔蒲頭
1132
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,050
一蒲頭就打個電話叫我地落嚟見你
1133
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:49,220
我地好忙架 ， 系神探嚟架
1134
01:07:49,290 --> 01:07:51,960
出面個社會有好多壞人等我地去拉架
1135
01:07:52,030 --> 01:07:53,960
好彩而家未捉到麥基嗜
1136
01:07:54,030 --> 01:07:55,460
萬一捉到咁你話點算呢？
1137
01:07:55,530 --> 01:07:56,520
掟佢埋一邊呀？
1138
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:59,330
佢人渣嚟架 ， 掟嚇掟嚇就會變架喇嘛
1139
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:01,530
到有一日你醒起要拎番佢出嚟嘅時候
1140
01:08:01,610 --> 01:08:02,900
我只會俾舊渣你咋
1141
01:08:02,970 --> 01:08:03,740
你點解可以咁疏忽？ ！
1142
01:08:03,810 --> 01:08:04,930
你第一日當差架？ ！
1143
01:08:06,210 --> 01:08:07,770
系咁你地要幾耐至拉到麥基丫？
1144
01:08:07,850 --> 01:08:08,540
你話俾我知丫
1145
01:08:08,610 --> 01:08:09,540
你同佢講
1146
01:08:09,950 --> 01:08:11,350
幾耐先拉到麥基你問我做乜野？
1147
01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:12,810
你應該去問麥基丫嚟
1148
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:14,250
我地系做臥低架咋嘛
1149
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:15,410
佢嚟我地咪拉羅
1150
01:08:15,490 --> 01:08:17,080
佢唔嚟叫我地點拉呀？
1151
01:08:17,150 --> 01:08:18,250
你知唔知佢點解唔嚟丫？
1152
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:19,050
我唔知呀？
1153
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:19,920
你唔知哩 ！
1154
01:08:19,990 --> 01:08:22,120
唔知就應該出去外面收嚇風丫嘛
1155
01:08:22,190 --> 01:08:23,490
唔好成日死咕咕咁丫
1156
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:26,090
知唔知我地幾悶呀 ， 天口又熱
1157
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,600
你好焗佢出嚟俾我地拉喇
1158
01:08:27,670 --> 01:08:29,790
如果唔系返差館挪大假抖暑啦 ！
1159
01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:30,960
喂……
1160
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:32,330
喂……喂乜野丫
1161
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,370
你再喂就連我都去抖暑架喇
1162
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:35,430
家嚇你醒醒目目嘅話
1163
01:08:35,510 --> 01:08:38,100
就去街市買兩包咁多豆豉番嚟 ！
1164
01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:39,640
我做乜野要去買兩包豆豉呀？
1165
01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:41,310
家嚇乜你知唔知
1166
01:08:41,380 --> 01:08:43,370
乜野叫做收買人心咩？豬頭炳 ！
1167
01:08:44,350 --> 01:08:45,980
我地好辛苦架 ！
1168
01:08:46,050 --> 01:08:47,240
你睇嚇你嚟探班
1169
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:49,480
得兩梳蕉咁成何體統呢？ ！
1170
01:08:49,550 --> 01:08:51,080
呢次就叫你買豆豉咋
1171
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:53,560
下一次就叫你買魚翅架喇 ！
1172
01:08:56,190 --> 01:08:57,490
咪以為上司就可以扮可憐呀 ！
1173
01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:58,390
秉你架
1174
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,870
搶野呀 ， 搶野呀？
1175
01:09:08,170 --> 01:09:09,000
光天白日咁狼？ ！
1176
01:09:13,410 --> 01:09:14,210
到你
1177
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:15,340
等我嚟
1178
01:09:16,710 --> 01:09:17,510
Honey
1179
01:09:17,580 --> 01:09:19,070
Peter 仔？ ！
1180
01:09:19,850 --> 01:09:21,040
你兩個攪邊科呀？
1181
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:23,750
系羅 ， 究竟你系度攪邊科呢？
1182
01:09:23,820 --> 01:09:25,050
做乜攪到要做賊呀？
1183
01:09:25,290 --> 01:09:26,650
我好想見你丫嘛 ！
1184
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:28,450
好想見我都唔使做賊架 ！
1185
01:09:28,890 --> 01:09:30,020
我話過唔搵夠五十萬
1186
01:09:30,090 --> 01:09:31,530
系唔會番嚟見你架 ！
1187
01:09:31,730 --> 01:09:34,530
就算要搵錢都唔駛攪到作奸犯科架嘛
1188
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:36,160
有好多正行嘅生意你做架噢
1189
01:09:36,230 --> 01:09:38,460
系羅 ，你都有幾分姿色
1190
01:09:38,540 --> 01:09:39,900
你可以去做鴨嘅嗜
1191
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:41,870
我有做呀 ！ 我夜晚做鴨
1192
01:09:41,940 --> 01:09:42,800
日頭做賊
1193
01:09:42,870 --> 01:09:44,810
我就嚟搵夠五十萬架喇 ！
1194
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:46,930
你真系害人不淺呀 ！
1195
01:09:47,980 --> 01:09:48,880
我問你
1196
01:09:48,950 --> 01:09:52,680
最近那單鴨案究竟有冇你份呀？
1197
01:09:54,550 --> 01:09:56,780
呢件事系我嘅錯 ！ 系我唔啱
1198
01:09:56,850 --> 01:09:58,290
等我攪番掂佢
1199
01:10:16,670 --> 01:10:19,440
呢一滴眼淚我系為你而流嘅 ！
1200
01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:23,040
你咁做我系絕對唔會怪你嘅 ！
1201
01:10:40,060 --> 01:10:41,190
接住
1202
01:11:19,370 --> 01:11:20,060
小心
1203
01:11:35,420 --> 01:11:36,550
Lu Lu
1204
01:11:40,390 --> 01:11:41,720
唔好郁我
1205
01:11:42,790 --> 01:11:44,850
我總算還番個人情俾你
1206
01:11:46,030 --> 01:11:47,790
估唔到系我最痛苦嘅時候
1207
01:11:47,870 --> 01:11:49,830
先至搵到我最深愛嘅女人
1208
01:11:54,610 --> 01:11:56,630
可惜你唔可以同我分享到
1209
01:11:56,710 --> 01:11:58,830
粒三十億嘅馬拉之星 ！
1210
01:12:05,950 --> 01:12:08,680
你殺咗我LuLu ， 我同你死過
1211
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:12,860
至憎人攪到我成身污糟辣遢
1212
01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:13,980
番去沖個涼先
1213
01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:20,660
你走唔出我手指罅
1214
01:12:25,340 --> 01:12:27,830
首領果然神機妙算
1215
01:12:29,170 --> 01:12:31,200
硬系咁耐都仲未見人嘅？
1216
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:33,030
食飯喇 ！
1217
01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:35,970
做咩呀？你約咗人咩？
1218
01:12:36,050 --> 01:12:38,170
系呀 ！ 我約咗個人上嚟食飯
1219
01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:39,510
邊個呀？
1220
01:12:39,580 --> 01:12:41,110
一個你鍾意嘅人 ！
1221
01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:44,320
我去開門先
1222
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:46,390
邊個嗜？
1223
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:54,460
你究竟上嚟呢度做乜野嗜？
1224
01:12:54,530 --> 01:12:56,090
你叫我買兩包豆豉上嚟架嘛 ！
1225
01:12:56,770 --> 01:12:59,600
點知我去到街市就冚扮爛都收曬檔
1226
01:12:59,670 --> 01:13:01,500
咁我咪局住打電話俾我老婆羅
1227
01:13:01,570 --> 01:13:02,870
點知佢又話屋企冇
1228
01:13:02,940 --> 01:13:04,270
我見你咁恨食豆豉
1229
01:13:04,340 --> 01:13:07,170
咪行去筲箕灣問我老母挪羅
1230
01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:08,440
兩包夠唔夠呀？
1231
01:13:08,780 --> 01:13:11,340
我叫你去買豆豉你就叫人地去買
1232
01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:13,910
唔該曬 ！ 唔知點稱呼你呢呵？
1233
01:13:14,150 --> 01:13:15,380
我地頭先通過電話架啦 ！
1234
01:13:15,450 --> 01:13:16,420
通過……
1235
01:13:17,190 --> 01:13:19,620
原來你系奇哥嘅老豆即系世伯
1236
01:13:19,690 --> 01:13:20,780
世伯？ ！
1237
01:13:22,030 --> 01:13:23,250
入呢坐丫 ！
1238
01:13:23,330 --> 01:13:24,230
Peter 仔就到
1239
01:13:24,290 --> 01:13:25,990
唔可以俾佢攪噢曬嘅 ！
1240
01:13:27,230 --> 01:13:28,660
唔入得 ！
1241
01:13:29,870 --> 01:13:32,960
你咪以為你生我出嚟我就要叫你做爸爸
1242
01:13:33,940 --> 01:13:36,240
佢從來都未盡過做父親嘅責任
1243
01:13:36,310 --> 01:13:37,900
你同我扯 ！
1244
01:13:38,610 --> 01:13:39,910
你點可以同老爺……
1245
01:13:39,980 --> 01:13:41,500
同你阿爸咁講野架？
1246
01:13:41,580 --> 01:13:42,700
因為佢系道友 ！
1247
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:46,220
世伯咁好氣色 ， 邊度似道友呀？ ！
1248
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:48,750
咁你話我個樣似唔似道友丫？
1249
01:13:48,820 --> 01:13:50,150
少少喇
1250
01:13:50,690 --> 01:13:52,310
咁咪就系羅 ！
1251
01:13:52,890 --> 01:13:55,420
你知唔知點解我個樣會似道友丫
1252
01:13:55,490 --> 01:13:56,520
點解呀？
1253
01:13:56,590 --> 01:13:59,590
因為我由細到大都冇雞食
1254
01:14:00,130 --> 01:14:03,070
我話俾你聽 ，你今日買唔到隻雞番嚟
1255
01:14:03,130 --> 01:14:05,330
你唔駛旨意行入呢個門口半步
1256
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:07,700
一系你就番屋企再問阿媽挪
1257
01:14:08,270 --> 01:14:09,260
咁又唔好 ！
1258
01:14:09,340 --> 01:14:11,530
要佢老人家行上行落好辛苦架
1259
01:14:11,610 --> 01:14:12,800
世伯 ，你入去坐
1260
01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:14,610
我去買丫 ！ 我去買得架喇
1261
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:16,610
美麗……美麗 ！
1262
01:14:16,910 --> 01:14:18,140
你攪噢曬 ！
1263
01:14:24,190 --> 01:14:26,750
你聽我講你都系快啲離開啦
1264
01:14:26,820 --> 01:14:28,720
等我飲埋杯水都得呱？ ！ 天口熱丫嘛
1265
01:14:28,790 --> 01:14:31,020
唔系哩 ！你再唔走就會打草驚蛇架啦 ！
1266
01:14:31,090 --> 01:14:33,530
你一個對付佢好危險架 ！
1267
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:34,760
都話唔會咯
1268
01:14:34,830 --> 01:14:36,770
況且有梁醒波嚟接應我丫嘛
1269
01:14:36,830 --> 01:14:39,530
萬一佢好疊友 ，你兩個咪一鑊熟
1270
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:40,760
唔會嘅哩 ！
1271
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:41,670
都系咪 ！
1272
01:14:41,740 --> 01:14:43,370
我都系要同你地一齊並肩作戰
1273
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:44,300
睇睇環境先
1274
01:14:44,710 --> 01:14:46,540
個環境唔使睇架
1275
01:14:47,140 --> 01:14:48,670
既然你咁勇
1276
01:14:48,750 --> 01:14:51,340
不如你負責守樓下等我暗號哩 ！
1277
01:14:52,020 --> 01:14:53,280
乜野暗號？
1278
01:14:54,550 --> 01:14:56,350
就榴槤啦
1279
01:14:56,420 --> 01:14:57,720
你一見我丟舊榴槤落嚟
1280
01:14:57,790 --> 01:14:59,220
你就即刻衝上嚟接應我地
1281
01:14:59,290 --> 01:15:00,780
不過你而家要落樓下等
1282
01:15:00,860 --> 01:15:01,350
行門口
1283
01:15:01,430 --> 01:15:02,550
有人
1284
01:15:02,660 --> 01:15:03,220
行窗口
1285
01:15:03,290 --> 01:15:03,660
窗口？ ！
1286
01:15:03,730 --> 01:15:04,460
那邊窗口 ！
1287
01:15:04,530 --> 01:15:05,220
呢邊窗口？ ！
1288
01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:06,190
真系窗口
1289
01:15:06,260 --> 01:15:07,490
快 ！
1290
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:14,300
系你呀？做咩咁遲嘅？
1291
01:15:15,940 --> 01:15:17,300
收埋啲乜野系後面呀？
1292
01:15:19,140 --> 01:15:20,110
送俾你 ！
1293
01:15:20,910 --> 01:15:22,210
多謝噢
1294
01:15:22,510 --> 01:15:24,340
嚟 ， 入嚟丫 ！ 我有野同你講
1295
01:15:28,350 --> 01:15:29,510
有乜野同我講呀？
1296
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:32,580
隨便食個生果先 ， 我慢慢同你講丫
1297
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:34,480
好熱
1298
01:15:36,790 --> 01:15:38,230
睇你仲走得去邊？
1299
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:40,720
黑玫瑰 ？ ！
1300
01:15:40,830 --> 01:15:42,560
即刻同我捉黑玫瑰返嚟
1301
01:15:46,140 --> 01:15:48,200
咁耐喇 ， 仲未返嘅 ？ ！
1302
01:15:56,980 --> 01:15:57,410
系你 ？ ！
1303
01:15:57,480 --> 01:15:58,570
條女呢 ， 仲未返嚟呀？
1304
01:15:59,250 --> 01:15:59,650
你想點呀？
1305
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:00,480
挪番啲野 ！
1306
01:16:00,750 --> 01:16:01,450
郁手？
1307
01:16:02,250 --> 01:16:03,280
條鎖匙呢？
1308
01:16:03,550 --> 01:16:04,950
你唔駛難過嘅
1309
01:16:06,260 --> 01:16:08,490
嚟丫 ， 食個橙先
1310
01:16:14,830 --> 01:16:16,530
好講喇噢 ， 唔講我啪咗你
1311
01:16:17,130 --> 01:16:19,500
講乜野呀？ ！ 我都唔知你吸乜
1312
01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:20,800
你唔想死就快啲講
1313
01:16:21,340 --> 01:16:22,200
我講啦 ！
1314
01:16:22,910 --> 01:16:25,470
我放咗系電視機頂
1315
01:16:25,540 --> 01:16:26,270
電視機 ？ ！
1316
01:16:26,740 --> 01:16:28,070
你……
1317
01:16:30,950 --> 01:16:32,140
乜你次次都指那度架
1318
01:16:34,350 --> 01:16:38,810
你都算沙膽 ！ 夠膽系老虎頭上釘虱子
1319
01:16:38,890 --> 01:16:40,450
連我麥基都敢玩 ？ ！
1320
01:16:43,030 --> 01:16:43,490
講
1321
01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:45,490
我講啦 ， 我擺咗系隔離屋 ！
1322
01:16:46,430 --> 01:16:48,660
俾我捉到黑玫瑰呢鑊仲唔 職 ？ ！
1323
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:55,830
呢個世界上最愛你嘅人其實唔系我
1324
01:16:55,910 --> 01:16:57,600
系另有其人
1325
01:16:58,140 --> 01:16:59,230
系邊個呀？
1326
01:17:00,910 --> 01:17:04,180
講起呢個人 ， 其實就系……
1327
01:17:08,250 --> 01:17:12,710
講真丫呢個人……你開門就知系邊個
1328
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:14,980
你地邊個愛我？
1329
01:17:15,060 --> 01:17:15,650
系咪呢個 ？ ！
1330
01:17:15,730 --> 01:17:16,590
系
1331
01:17:16,690 --> 01:17:18,130
快啲挪番條鎖匙嚟 ！
1332
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:19,320
乜野鎖匙呀？
1333
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:20,560
仲份野 ？ ！
1334
01:17:20,630 --> 01:17:23,100
麥基哥嘅野你都敢挪 ？ ！
1335
01:17:23,230 --> 01:17:26,100
麥基你都唔識系話 ？ ！
1336
01:17:32,780 --> 01:17:33,830
你閂門？ ！
1337
01:17:34,850 --> 01:17:37,010
夠膽想走 ？ ！
1338
01:17:39,780 --> 01:17:41,310
呢勻你死梗喇
1339
01:17:41,390 --> 01:17:44,450
呂奇 ， 好快啲交條鎖匙出嚟
1340
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:45,820
如果唔系我隊林佢
1341
01:17:45,890 --> 01:17:46,980
快啲 ！
1342
01:17:49,060 --> 01:17:51,720
奇怪 ， 佢挪我條鎖匙做乜野呢？
1343
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:52,320
收埋先
1344
01:17:52,860 --> 01:17:54,460
快啲呀 ， 聽唔聽到呀？
1345
01:17:54,530 --> 01:17:56,090
通知探長上嚟接應
1346
01:17:56,170 --> 01:17:57,500
掟個暗號落去先
1347
01:18:02,540 --> 01:18:03,870
睇野咁蒙嘅 ？ ！
1348
01:18:04,270 --> 01:18:05,710
梗系撞跌咗對隱形眼鏡
1349
01:18:06,740 --> 01:18:09,440
邊個咁冇公德心？吐咁大篤痰落嚟嘅 ！
1350
01:18:09,510 --> 01:18:10,670
篤痰有核嘅 ？ ！
1351
01:18:12,380 --> 01:18:13,850
榴槤？ ！ 系訊號
1352
01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:15,150
蒙查查添 ！
1353
01:18:15,220 --> 01:18:18,350
最後警告呀嚇 ， 再唔開門我就殺入嚟
1354
01:18:19,090 --> 01:18:21,280
開門 ， 開門呀
1355
01:18:22,830 --> 01:18:24,020
我唏 ！
1356
01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:26,160
你做乜唏我呀 ？ ！
1357
01:18:26,230 --> 01:18:27,250
掟錯添
1358
01:18:27,330 --> 01:18:28,660
走？
1359
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:34,100
跟我出來
1360
01:18:34,810 --> 01:18:36,070
拎埋佢過嚟
1361
01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:38,530
做乜撈我耳仔？
1362
01:18:38,610 --> 01:18:40,800
咁佢撈我 ， 我咪撈埋你過嚟羅
1363
01:18:41,710 --> 01:18:43,440
佢叫你 呢邊噢
1364
01:18:44,150 --> 01:18:45,480
話俾麥基哥哥聽
1365
01:18:45,550 --> 01:18:48,250
邊只手咁拽拽 ， 搵飛刀掟我呀？
1366
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:49,310
冇吔
1367
01:18:49,650 --> 01:18:51,710
系咪呢邊呢？
1368
01:18:52,890 --> 01:18:55,290
你理得邊面嗜 ， 總之而家佢掟你丫嘛
1369
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:58,190
佢掟你咯 ，你咪啡番佢一槍算羅
1370
01:18:58,260 --> 01:18:58,960
鍾意啡邊度呀？
1371
01:18:59,030 --> 01:19:00,090
啡籮柚好唔好呀？
1372
01:19:02,670 --> 01:19:04,570
唔系我掟你做乜野啡我呀？
1373
01:19:04,670 --> 01:19:06,260
呢個窗咁斜嘅 ？ ！
1374
01:19:13,380 --> 01:19:16,470
算數啦 ， 阿波 ， 家嚇我地肉隨砧板上
1375
01:19:16,550 --> 01:19:18,510
咁人家鍾意啡咯 ，你咪由得人啡羅
1376
01:19:18,580 --> 01:19:19,450
無謂怨丫嘛
1377
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:21,710
你梗系咁講啦 ， 又唔系啡你
1378
01:19:21,790 --> 01:19:25,050
咁你又錯咯番 ， 如果換轉系我呢
1379
01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:27,560
我就會含笑咁接受呢粒子彈
1380
01:19:30,660 --> 01:19:32,530
乜你好揀唔揀
1381
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:36,030
揀正我最引以為榮嘅地方嚟打呢？
1382
01:19:36,100 --> 01:19:37,570
我鍾意吔
1383
01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:40,470
咁你鍾意咯
1384
01:19:40,540 --> 01:19:41,900
你吹得我漲咩 ？ ！
1385
01:19:41,970 --> 01:19:43,630
吹你唔漲
1386
01:19:43,710 --> 01:19:44,900
咪郁 ！ 丟抵支槍
1387
01:19:50,580 --> 01:19:51,550
老頂 ？ ！
1388
01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:53,340
咪郁呀 ！
1389
01:19:53,420 --> 01:19:55,880
抵死喇你
1390
01:19:55,950 --> 01:19:57,610
啡我丫 ！
1391
01:19:58,390 --> 01:19:59,220
企好企好
1392
01:19:59,290 --> 01:20:00,450
拉佢過那邊
1393
01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:01,580
行呀
1394
01:20:02,390 --> 01:20:04,830
麥基 ， 我仲捉你唔到？
1395
01:20:10,030 --> 01:20:11,500
阿 Sir ， 我系梁醒波呀
1396
01:20:11,570 --> 01:20:12,300
我知吔
1397
01:20:12,370 --> 01:20:13,700
麥基 ， 咪郁
1398
01:20:13,770 --> 01:20:14,530
麥基 ， 咪走
1399
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:15,730
走 ？ ！
1400
01:20:23,410 --> 01:20:24,850
麥基
1401
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:26,610
麥基 ？ ！
1402
01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:27,850
阿 Sir
1403
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:29,440
避嚇鋒頭先
1404
01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:35,960
你想搶我支槍 ？ ！
1405
01:20:37,830 --> 01:20:38,760
阿 Sir ， 掟支槍俾我
1406
01:20:38,830 --> 01:20:40,300
接住
1407
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:50,930
卡實咗呀 ！
1408
01:20:51,010 --> 01:20:53,310
唔好阻住我 ，都繫上樓上
1409
01:20:55,550 --> 01:20:56,440
邊個？
1410
01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:00,270
又系你 ？ ！ 黑玫瑰
1411
01:21:00,350 --> 01:21:02,280
白玫瑰 ， 我終於都明喇
1412
01:21:02,350 --> 01:21:04,340
當年冒我個名去偷馬拉之星嘅
1413
01:21:04,490 --> 01:21:05,510
原來就系你
1414
01:21:05,590 --> 01:21:06,990
如果我冒你個名嘅
1415
01:21:07,060 --> 01:21:08,720
就唔駛叫白玫瑰啦
1416
01:21:08,790 --> 01:21:10,780
可惜你唔夠出名那度弊呀
1417
01:21:10,860 --> 01:21:11,950
個個淨系識我黑玫瑰
1418
01:21:12,030 --> 01:21:13,550
有咩事就入曬我數
1419
01:21:14,230 --> 01:21:15,490
咁如果呢個世界
1420
01:21:15,570 --> 01:21:17,360
冇咗黑玫瑰會唔會好啲呢？
1421
01:21:17,430 --> 01:21:18,460
就憑你 ？ ！
1422
01:22:07,620 --> 01:22:10,210
白玫瑰 ，你已經俾我點咗穴喇
1423
01:22:11,620 --> 01:22:14,850
黑玫瑰 ， 唔通你又郁得咩？
1424
01:22:15,660 --> 01:22:18,630
你千祈唔好俾我衝破穴道先呀
1425
01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:24,530
終於走甩喇
1426
01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:25,890
人齊呀呵？
1427
01:22:25,970 --> 01:22:27,830
一 ， 二 ， 三 ， 四齊喇
1428
01:22:28,570 --> 01:22:29,470
四個？
1429
01:22:30,610 --> 01:22:31,670
阿波 ， 俾番支槍我
1430
01:22:31,740 --> 01:22:32,730
麥基？
1431
01:22:33,310 --> 01:22:34,570
行番埋嚟
1432
01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:37,440
好快啲講 ， 條鎖匙呢？
1433
01:22:38,650 --> 01:22:41,380
鎖匙？乜野鎖匙呀？
1434
01:22:41,450 --> 01:22:43,080
你又話系佢度？
1435
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:46,480
支鎖匙冇錯有一段時間系佢度
1436
01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:48,620
不過我就唔放心 ， 我已經挪番
1437
01:22:48,690 --> 01:22:49,780
而家擺咗系屋企花盤底
1438
01:22:49,860 --> 01:22:51,350
鍾意咪去挪羅 ， 隨便
1439
01:22:51,430 --> 01:22:52,450
咁你都想害我 ？ ！
1440
01:22:52,530 --> 01:22:53,960
咁即系唔關我事啦
1441
01:22:54,030 --> 01:22:54,890
咁我可以行先
1442
01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:56,090
你同麥 Sir 傾嚇偈啦
1443
01:22:56,730 --> 01:22:58,290
一時話呢度一時話那度
1444
01:22:58,370 --> 01:22:59,490
我點知你有冇呃我呀
1445
01:22:59,570 --> 01:23:00,730
你唔信咪落去睇嚇咯
1446
01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:01,790
系咯
1447
01:23:01,870 --> 01:23:04,310
呢啲咁粗重嘅野 ， 等我去挪咪得羅
1448
01:23:04,370 --> 01:23:05,500
我去挪呀嚇
1449
01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:08,100
我而家俾一支煙時間你地挪鎖匙
1450
01:23:08,180 --> 01:23:08,700
咁短時間
1451
01:23:08,780 --> 01:23:10,270
如果唔番嚟我就啪咗佢
1452
01:23:11,950 --> 01:23:13,970
啪佢嗜 ， 咁我地行先啦 ！
1453
01:23:15,090 --> 01:23:18,150
你兩個衰仔唔好跣我呀 ！ 唔好跣我呀 ！
1454
01:23:18,590 --> 01:23:19,850
走得摩冇鼻哥
1455
01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:20,550
唔系 ， 要番轉頭
1456
01:23:20,620 --> 01:23:22,020
又想去邊度呀？
1457
01:23:22,490 --> 01:23:24,480
我頭先行緊落嚟個陣時捻起阿美麗
1458
01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:25,930
萬一佢誤打誤撞上天台
1459
01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:27,690
撞到麥基咁好危險架嘛
1460
01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:30,200
你又話唔鍾意佢 ， 仲咁掛住佢？
1461
01:23:30,270 --> 01:23:32,060
唔系哩 ！ 唔知點解系呢個危難嘅時候
1462
01:23:32,140 --> 01:23:33,600
我就淨系識捻起佢
1463
01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:36,600
可能呢啲叫患難見真情啦 ！
1464
01:23:36,670 --> 01:23:38,200
患乜野難見真情呀？
1465
01:23:38,270 --> 01:23:39,370
唔系哩……
1466
01:23:39,740 --> 01:23:41,270
由得阿 Sir 死咩？
1467
01:23:41,340 --> 01:23:42,170
咁又系
1468
01:23:42,350 --> 01:23:44,280
咦 ，你間屋企都好亂噢
1469
01:23:44,350 --> 01:23:46,440
乜有兩個咁趣致嘅公仔嘅 ？ ！
1470
01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:49,090
我屋企多咗兩件傢俬嘅？
1471
01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:50,920
乜野事呀？
1472
01:23:51,290 --> 01:23:52,620
黑玫瑰嚟架 ！
1473
01:23:53,420 --> 01:23:54,580
兩個都系黑玫瑰 ？ ！
1474
01:23:54,660 --> 01:23:55,680
兩個都系 ！
1475
01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:58,390
舊年有套戲叫黑玫瑰與黑玫瑰丫嘛 ！
1476
01:23:58,460 --> 01:24:00,520
咪住 ！ 佢兩個我識架番
1477
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:01,760
系黃韻詩同馮寶寶丫嘛
1478
01:24:01,830 --> 01:24:03,460
你睇佢兩個身裁咁差 ， 邊度似嗜？
1479
01:24:03,530 --> 01:24:04,190
咁又系
1480
01:24:04,630 --> 01:24:06,860
系呢個世界上只有一個黑玫瑰
1481
01:24:06,940 --> 01:24:08,230
就系我 ！
1482
01:24:08,300 --> 01:24:09,790
你系黑玫瑰 ， 咁佢系邊個呀？
1483
01:24:09,870 --> 01:24:11,200
白玫瑰 ！
1484
01:24:12,580 --> 01:24:15,600
原來系黑玫瑰與白玫瑰
1485
01:24:15,680 --> 01:24:17,810
點解佢兩個都好似唔識郁咁嘅 ！
1486
01:24:18,180 --> 01:24:19,550
一定系俾人點咗穴
1487
01:24:19,620 --> 01:24:21,240
咪住 ！ 等我過去試一試佢先 ！
1488
01:24:24,650 --> 01:24:25,920
我 Bull 唧……
1489
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:28,960
果然真系俾人點咗穴 ， 冇曬反應呀 ！
1490
01:24:29,790 --> 01:24:30,760
黑玫瑰
1491
01:24:30,830 --> 01:24:32,260
白玫瑰你都有今日喇 ！
1492
01:24:34,700 --> 01:24:36,960
我地一齊揭開佢嘅面具睇睇 ！
1493
01:24:38,330 --> 01:24:38,990
寶珠 ？ ！
1494
01:24:41,270 --> 01:24:42,100
美麗 ？ ！
1495
01:24:42,610 --> 01:24:45,900
你兩個唔好啜咁快呀 ， 啜啜嚇冇架喇
1496
01:24:45,980 --> 01:24:47,500
波……波 ！
1497
01:24:47,580 --> 01:24:49,370
佢地而家兩個擺嘅甫士好辛苦架
1498
01:24:49,450 --> 01:24:50,710
我地不如移正佢地先講啦
1499
01:24:51,410 --> 01:24:51,970
坐低
1500
01:24:52,050 --> 01:24:53,610
美麗 ， 小心啲呀嚇
1501
01:24:53,680 --> 01:24:56,480
坐低……放低雙手
1502
01:24:57,620 --> 01:25:00,020
波呀 ， 我忽然間想喊呀
1503
01:25:00,090 --> 01:25:01,060
我都系
1504
01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:02,820
而家衰嘅系我地之嘛
1505
01:25:02,890 --> 01:25:04,990
你倆個咁傷心做乜野嗜？
1506
01:25:05,060 --> 01:25:07,890
你有所不知 ！ 我地兩個年青幹探
1507
01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:10,230
愛上咗兩個美麗嘅女飛賊
1508
01:25:10,300 --> 01:25:13,830
你以後叫我地點向廣大嘅市民交代呢？
1509
01:25:13,900 --> 01:25:16,960
又唔可以唔楂正嚟做架嘛 ！
1510
01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:18,170
不如咁啦
1511
01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:18,970
點呀？
1512
01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:20,600
你拉我條女 ， 我拉你條女
1513
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:21,800
咁會唔會好啲呢？
1514
01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:23,900
咁似乎繫好啲
1515
01:25:23,980 --> 01:25:25,070
倒不如我放咗你條女
1516
01:25:25,150 --> 01:25:27,120
你又放咗我條女 ， 咁咪仲好 ！
1517
01:25:27,180 --> 01:25:29,910
咁又太離譜啲 ， 不如咁羅
1518
01:25:29,990 --> 01:25:31,540
我放你條女 ，你放我條女
1519
01:25:31,620 --> 01:25:32,520
咁又會唔會好啲？
1520
01:25:32,820 --> 01:25:33,880
咁咪即系一樣嗜 ！
1521
01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:35,820
美麗 ， 咁你走先喇
1522
01:25:35,990 --> 01:25:37,220
我幫佢解咗穴道先 ！
1523
01:25:37,290 --> 01:25:38,560
解鬼解馬咩 ！
1524
01:25:38,630 --> 01:25:39,600
點解……
1525
01:25:39,660 --> 01:25:41,600
一定要自己解先得架 ！
1526
01:25:41,660 --> 01:25:43,030
咁你仲唔快啲解？
1527
01:25:43,100 --> 01:25:44,330
你估我唔想快咩 ？ ！
1528
01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:46,160
要運內功衝破穴道先得架嘛 ！
1529
01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:47,570
咁要幾耐呀？
1530
01:25:47,640 --> 01:25:48,540
我就要幾分鐘
1531
01:25:48,610 --> 01:25:49,900
佢我就唔知呀
1532
01:25:49,970 --> 01:25:50,870
可能唔止架
1533
01:25:50,940 --> 01:25:51,630
睇過 ！
1534
01:25:51,710 --> 01:25:53,400
呢個時候 ，你兩個就唔好鬥嘴啦 ！
1535
01:25:53,480 --> 01:25:54,410
系羅
1536
01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:56,840
上司探長有難呀 ！
1537
01:25:56,910 --> 01:25:58,540
探長 ？！ 乜野事呀？
1538
01:25:58,620 --> 01:26:00,240
佢俾麥基捉咗上天棚
1539
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:01,580
佢俾一支煙嘅時間
1540
01:26:01,650 --> 01:26:02,810
叫我地挪番支鎖匙上去
1541
01:26:02,890 --> 01:26:03,910
如果唔系就啪咗佢 ！
1542
01:26:03,990 --> 01:26:04,890
你知啦 ， 麥基份人
1543
01:26:04,950 --> 01:26:06,050
就算我地挪鎖匙上去
1544
01:26:06,120 --> 01:26:07,180
都唔會放過我地架嘛 ！
1545
01:26:07,260 --> 01:26:07,810
系吔 ！
1546
01:26:07,890 --> 01:26:10,090
唔通你地眼白白睇住探長死喇噢？
1547
01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:10,920
系咯
1548
01:26:10,990 --> 01:26:12,220
咁都冇辦法架
1549
01:26:12,300 --> 01:26:13,280
如果你兩個郁得
1550
01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:15,160
咁都話幫嚇手嗜 ， 而家又……
1551
01:26:15,230 --> 01:26:16,790
你地快啲挪鎖匙上去 ， 拖延住先啦 ！
1552
01:26:16,870 --> 01:26:17,760
點拖呀？
1553
01:26:17,900 --> 01:26:18,420
已經一半喇
1554
01:26:19,570 --> 01:26:20,700
唔該你啜慢啲啦
1555
01:26:22,940 --> 01:26:24,630
早知俾支茶瓜你咬
1556
01:26:24,870 --> 01:26:26,710
寶珠 ， 我代表探長多謝你 ！
1557
01:26:27,740 --> 01:26:28,570
美麗 ， 我愛你……
1558
01:26:28,650 --> 01:26:29,630
行啦
1559
01:26:29,710 --> 01:26:30,870
你地幫我地黐埋先得架 ！
1560
01:26:30,950 --> 01:26:32,470
咁即系點呀？ 點黐呀？
1561
01:26:32,620 --> 01:26:33,450
合掌呀 ！
1562
01:26:38,990 --> 01:26:39,960
呢便……
1563
01:26:40,020 --> 01:26:41,750
估唔到你個死仔咁大力嘅
1564
01:26:42,430 --> 01:26:45,260
估唔到會有黑白玫瑰合作嘅一日 ！
1565
01:26:45,330 --> 01:26:46,060
嚟丫
1566
01:26:47,260 --> 01:26:48,630
你未食曬架未食曬架
1567
01:26:48,700 --> 01:26:50,360
仲可以啜多幾啖架
1568
01:26:50,500 --> 01:26:52,090
煙我就食完 ！你死得眼閉啦 ！
1569
01:26:52,170 --> 01:26:53,330
唔好……唔好殺我呀 ！
1570
01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:56,430
麥基 ， 槍下留人 ！
1571
01:26:57,240 --> 01:26:59,210
你倆個肯返嚟喇咩 ！ 鎖匙呢？
1572
01:26:59,610 --> 01:27:01,840
系度 ！ 不過唔可以俾你住
1573
01:27:02,810 --> 01:27:03,510
點解？
1574
01:27:03,580 --> 01:27:05,010
因為有個人要同你講野
1575
01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:07,780
同我麥基講野 ， 邊個？
1576
01:27:17,490 --> 01:27:18,390
黑玫瑰？
1577
01:27:18,460 --> 01:27:20,550
冇錯 ， 我就系黑玫瑰
1578
01:27:22,070 --> 01:27:23,090
明明系南紅
1579
01:27:23,170 --> 01:27:23,960
啱丫 ！
1580
01:27:24,030 --> 01:27:27,470
南紅不嬲都系黑玫瑰 ， 黑玫瑰即系南紅
1581
01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:29,370
乜你啱啱落嚟香港嘅咩？
1582
01:27:29,440 --> 01:27:30,460
不過……
1583
01:27:30,540 --> 01:27:34,030
唔駛不過 ， 麥基你呢啲社會敗類
1584
01:27:34,110 --> 01:27:35,810
我黑玫瑰今日就要嚟消滅你
1585
01:27:36,110 --> 01:27:37,740
你點知我系度架？
1586
01:27:39,320 --> 01:27:41,940
你唔好理 ， 精嘅你就丟抵支槍投降
1587
01:27:42,020 --> 01:27:45,150
如果唔系 ， 咪怪我對你唔客氣呀
1588
01:27:46,460 --> 01:27:47,120
1
1589
01:27:47,190 --> 01:27:48,180
丟低支槍啦 ！
1590
01:27:48,260 --> 01:27:49,120
咪嘈 ！
1591
01:27:49,190 --> 01:27:49,660
2
1592
01:27:49,730 --> 01:27:50,850
佢好狼架 ， 佢好狼架
1593
01:27:52,960 --> 01:27:54,260
3
1594
01:27:55,770 --> 01:27:57,200
點解賣廣告架 ？！
1595
01:27:57,270 --> 01:27:58,100
嚇乜野呀？
1596
01:27:58,170 --> 01:28:00,600
緊張關頭梗系賣嚇廣告架喇嘛 ！
1597
01:28:00,670 --> 01:28:01,930
你點錄野架 ！
1598
01:28:02,010 --> 01:28:03,700
唔記得 Cut 廣告呀 ！
1599
01:28:03,770 --> 01:28:04,930
你唔好行開呀
1600
01:28:05,010 --> 01:28:06,870
三十秒之後就番嚟架啦 ！
1601
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:11,710
佢又再次出現 ！
1602
01:28:12,580 --> 01:28:13,140
B 仔 ！
1603
01:28:13,220 --> 01:28:14,840
等一等 ， 唔好走
1604
01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:22,320
究竟佢地講咩呀？
1605
01:28:24,330 --> 01:28:25,590
乜你聽唔到佢講乜野咩 ！
1606
01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:27,820
究竟你系度攪乜野嗜？
1607
01:28:28,100 --> 01:28:29,330
我都唔知攪乜野
1608
01:28:30,170 --> 01:28:31,160
認真少少啦
1609
01:28:33,870 --> 01:28:35,200
除非你嫁俾我
1610
01:28:35,870 --> 01:28:37,500
石堅都有份嘅 ？ ！
1611
01:28:38,410 --> 01:28:41,640
我都唔明 ， 點解會有石堅叔嘅呢？
1612
01:28:41,710 --> 01:28:44,610
我都冇預佢架 ！ 可能特別客串架咋 ！
1613
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:46,880
佢話佢特別客串架噢 ！
1614
01:28:46,950 --> 01:28:49,010
你兩條衰仔玩我 ？ ！
1615
01:28:49,250 --> 01:28:50,690
唔關我事架 ！
1616
01:28:51,690 --> 01:28:52,810
點解會咁嘅 ？ ！
1617
01:28:54,190 --> 01:28:55,850
佢嘅功力果然厲害
1618
01:28:55,930 --> 01:28:57,590
希望你改邪歸正啦
1619
01:28:57,790 --> 01:28:58,890
唔好打我呀 ！
1620
01:28:58,960 --> 01:28:59,930
俾條鎖匙嚟 ！
1621
01:29:00,700 --> 01:29:03,170
俾……俾啦
1622
01:29:05,270 --> 01:29:06,390
俾條毛我 ？ ！
1623
01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:07,900
咁你餐餐問我挪鎖匙
1624
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,060
咁我俾條毛你咩 ！
1625
01:29:09,140 --> 01:29:10,300
你梗系想死
1626
01:29:10,370 --> 01:29:11,640
系度 ！
1627
01:29:13,510 --> 01:29:16,410
麥基 ， 死啦
1628
01:29:17,210 --> 01:29:21,410
頂佢唔順呀 ！ 佢啲肌肉好結實呀 ！
1629
01:29:24,790 --> 01:29:27,050
你地今次仲唔死？
1630
01:29:29,390 --> 01:29:30,760
停機……
1631
01:29:30,830 --> 01:29:31,590
冇電呀 ！
1632
01:29:31,660 --> 01:29:33,390
成功喇
1633
01:29:38,700 --> 01:29:40,860
唔好殺我地呀 ， 唔好 ！
1634
01:29:54,180 --> 01:29:56,170
白玫瑰？ ！
1635
01:29:56,250 --> 01:29:57,620
黑玫瑰？ ！
1636
01:29:57,850 --> 01:30:00,410
麥基 ，你好交番條鎖匙出呢喇番 ！
1637
01:30:00,490 --> 01:30:02,290
呢條呀？ ！ 有本事嚟挪丫
1638
01:30:06,300 --> 01:30:08,160
你死到臨頭都仲咁口硬？
1639
01:30:08,230 --> 01:30:11,720
系咩？我死 ，你地都要死 ！
1640
01:30:15,140 --> 01:30:16,830
邊個敢郁我一條毛
1641
01:30:16,910 --> 01:30:17,800
只要我一 呢個掣
1642
01:30:17,870 --> 01:30:20,000
就一分鐘之內同歸於盡 ！
1643
01:30:20,980 --> 01:30:25,380
唔好同歸於盡呀 ！ 唔好呀 ！
1644
01:30:25,450 --> 01:30:26,420
你做乜 我個掣呀？
1645
01:30:26,480 --> 01:30:27,310
乜野掣呀？
1646
01:30:33,390 --> 01:30:35,520
快啲走喇 ！ 隨時爆炸喇 ， 走喇
1647
01:30:36,230 --> 01:30:37,450
我要挪番粒馬拉之星
1648
01:30:38,060 --> 01:30:38,920
寶珠
1649
01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:42,900
阿波 ，你發神經咩？會死人架
1650
01:30:42,970 --> 01:30:44,260
呢個時候唔好攪啲咁嘅野
1651
01:30:44,330 --> 01:30:45,700
那個唔系你條女 ，你梗系咁講啦 ！
1652
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:47,090
走啦 ！ 冇時間架啦 ！
1653
01:30:47,970 --> 01:30:49,400
唔得 ！ 萬一寶珠死咗
1654
01:30:49,470 --> 01:30:50,700
我都唔想做人啦 ！
1655
01:30:50,770 --> 01:30:52,210
阿奇 ， 美麗
1656
01:30:52,280 --> 01:30:54,240
我祝你兩個永遠幸福快樂 ！
1657
01:30:55,280 --> 01:30:56,040
走啦
1658
01:30:56,110 --> 01:30:59,280
美麗 ， 我唔系一個重色輕友嘅人
1659
01:30:59,350 --> 01:31:01,710
雖然你確實真系幾美麗
1660
01:31:01,780 --> 01:31:03,450
但系我已經決定咗留低同阿波一齊
1661
01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:04,140
你走先啦 ！
1662
01:31:04,220 --> 01:31:05,410
都系等我去
1663
01:31:08,990 --> 01:31:11,080
你睇嚇我嘅美麗幾為得我 ！
1664
01:31:17,730 --> 01:31:20,000
班馬 ？！ 三個你估我就驚架拿？
1665
01:31:21,270 --> 01:31:23,000
隊林你條高佬先
1666
01:31:26,440 --> 01:31:27,570
右勾拳
1667
01:31:27,640 --> 01:31:28,630
掃下盤
1668
01:31:28,710 --> 01:31:29,800
掃啦 ！
1669
01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:32,070
阿波 ， 我地唔好企系度睇拍戲
1670
01:31:32,150 --> 01:31:33,480
頂開度門先啦 ， 嚟丫 ！
1671
01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:39,080
我頂佢唔開番
1672
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:40,710
撞啦 ！
1673
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:43,450
撞呀 ！
1674
01:31:43,530 --> 01:31:44,930
我真系頂唔順
1675
01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:46,660
死未？ ！
1676
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:49,260
仲有冇人敢同我打呀？
1677
01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:57,970
殺到埋嚟喇
1678
01:31:58,310 --> 01:31:59,830
仲有幾秒咋 ， 走啦
1679
01:32:00,540 --> 01:32:01,810
咪阻住我挪番粒馬拉之星
1680
01:32:04,010 --> 01:32:05,410
冇命呀……冇命呀
1681
01:32:08,680 --> 01:32:10,550
我終於可以同你攬住一齊死
1682
01:32:11,290 --> 01:32:13,050
我太開心喇
1683
01:32:13,190 --> 01:32:14,710
玫瑰 ， 唔好去呀
1684
01:32:16,090 --> 01:32:17,750
死啦 ， 麥基
1685
01:32:17,830 --> 01:32:19,520
黑玫瑰 ， 仲捉你唔到？
1686
01:32:20,630 --> 01:32:24,830
探長 ， 掟佢出門口呀
1687
01:32:27,740 --> 01:32:29,170
呢鑊仲唔 職？
1688
01:32:42,450 --> 01:32:46,110
黑玫瑰嘅分身術果然厲害
1689
01:32:46,190 --> 01:32:50,590
佢嘅頭手腳 ， 啐一聲就向四方八面走咗
1690
01:32:57,530 --> 01:32:58,660
那次系我第一次
1691
01:32:58,730 --> 01:33:01,000
亦都系最後一次見到黑白玫瑰
1692
01:33:01,070 --> 01:33:04,040
冇幾耐 ， 阿奇同阿波亦都唔做差人
1693
01:33:04,110 --> 01:33:06,040
聽講佢地同兩個女人結咗婚
1694
01:33:06,110 --> 01:33:07,130
開咗間花店
1695
01:33:07,210 --> 01:33:09,770
淨系賣兩種花 ， 就系黑白玫瑰
1696
01:33:09,850 --> 01:33:10,780
我都話唔好咁樣插咯
1697
01:33:10,850 --> 01:33:11,900
唔系哩……
1698
01:33:11,980 --> 01:33:14,180
你系三號咋番 ， 我系二號噢
1699
01:33:14,250 --> 01:33:15,110
你應該聽我講噢
1700
01:33:15,180 --> 01:33:17,280
我地已經退出江湖架喇番
1701
01:33:17,350 --> 01:33:19,080
你咪好似以前咁惡屎能登啦
1702
01:33:19,390 --> 01:33:20,950
系嘅系嘅 ， 咁你話事啦
1703
01:33:21,020 --> 01:33:22,010
唔好 ，你話啦
1704
01:33:22,090 --> 01:33:24,750
你話啦……你話啦……
1705
01:33:24,830 --> 01:33:25,760
你話呀 ！
1706
01:33:26,200 --> 01:33:28,490
聽講佢地撈得不知幾掂
1707
01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:32,330
不過 ， 我懷疑佢地間唔中都會撈嚇副業
1708
01:33:35,870 --> 01:33:37,530
打劫呀 ！
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