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Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Hey, come here!

Leave me alone!

You thought you could run from us, huh?

You're in for it now, loser.

Hey, dickhead!

Crank it, though! Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck am I?

This is my neighborhood.

And if you don't get out of here right
now, you're about to find out.

Oh, really?

Why wouldn't we know how to do that,
Grandma?

Because I've been around a little bit.

I know things.

Things that'll make your dick fly off.

What? You don't want to know what I
know. I definitely don't. I don't think

do. Whatever.

Get out of here, or I'll show you.

You're lucky Grandma was here to save
you.

I saw you laughing back there. You don't
think it's funny. Bye, boys.

How'd you do that?

Oh, well, let's just say I know a thing
or two about how to handle a bullet.

Now, tell me what happened.

They're just always picking on me at
school, and I'm just getting humiliated.

can't stand up for myself.

Well, sweetheart, if you don't stand up
for yourself, nobody's gonna.

But how?

Well, I know a thing or two about this.

Look, I'll make you a deal.

You come over to my place, do a few
chores for me, and I'll teach you

you need to know about how to handle
those assholes.

You'd do that for me?

It'd be my pleasure.

Okay. Come on. Come here.

I'll tell you everything I know about
them.

Nice house?

Don't bullshit me, Elias. It's a dump.

Is that okay?

You're gonna get this place so clean we
can eat off the floor, right?

Yes, ma 'am. You can count on me.

I was up all night thinking about all
that intel you gave me. And I think I've

concocted the perfect plan to enact your
revenge on these mama's boys.

We're going to target their mothers.

Nicole Doshi.

Perfect exterior.

But underneath lies a penchant for

nap, fast food, smoking.

and downward -dogging her yoga students.

So many weaknesses to exploit.

But how do we exploit them?

Ah, my young apprentice, you're in love.

I was blessed enough to share the screen
with one of the most powerful

yoga masters ever, and he taught me the
exact

technique. Me, we're going to you.

The long duck doll.

It contains so much power that just
showing it to her is going to have

Nicole eating out of the palm of your
hand.

And once you're in, we'll be able to
turn her to our

needs.

Sound good?

Let's do it.

Absolutely, Dada.

Incorporating more fruit and vegetables
into your diet can work wonders.

for aligning your chakra.

Oh, don't forget to say hi, Jade.

Namaste.

Hello?

Good afternoon, Miss Doshi.

I was calling to hopefully enroll my
grandson, Elias, in your class.

Is this young man interested in yoga?

Well, not exactly.

It seems he's been having some trouble
causing some difficulties among the

young ladies in his class.

Quite a stir, actually.

Oh, really?

Fascinating.

I'll be more than willing to help Elias
to find his center through yoga.

When would you like him to begin?

How does Saturday morning sound?

Saturday it is.

I look forward to meeting Elias and
assisting for his journey.

Wonderful, dearie. He'll be there.

Namaste, sister.

And also breathing.

You ready?

Okay. Move your hips up.

Breathing.

a good thing from your grandmother.

The girl in your school seems quite
taken with you.

What's her secret?

Well, it wouldn't be secret if I told
you, Ms. Dougsy.

So, this was.

Would you like to taste it? Does it
bring you enlightenment?

No, no.

It's inappropriate for me to do
something like that.

But you taught me so much in this
session.

Allow me to return the favor.

Is that necessary?

You have to focus all of the chakra in
your body and bring it to the pinnacle,

which is your pussy.

I can try it

Fascinating,

beautiful, fantastic

I feel good.

I'm so glad a yoga can bring us so
close.

I know.

I'm so glad to achieve this in life.

I'm good.

Thank you.

Your grandmother was right.

Can you show me?

Stand up.

I finally know why.

It's so pretty.

Let the chakra flow through your body.

I don't know.

many more ways to achieve enlightenment.

So deep.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, boy, boy, boy.

Thank you.

change your environment?

I absolutely do.

to the bullies again. Whoa.

Hey, man, what's up? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You thought you could outsmart us by

taking the shortcut, huh? Can't you guys
just fucking leave me alone?

You think you can dodge us forever, you
dork?

Ugh. Gross, man. You're covered in
sweat.

You looking a little hot, Johnny? You
know what? He looks a little hot. Maybe

you should cool him off. What are you
talking about, man?

Have fun cleaning that off, you fucking
dork.

I guess he said I needed to cool off.

Oh, sweetie.

Those fucking pricks.

Well, go on and get yourself cleaned up.

There's some towels in the bathroom.

And while you're in there, it's pretty
dirty. Why don't you go on and clean it

up for me?

Yes, ma 'am. All right? When you're
back, I've got some clothes I want you

try on.

Okay.

I took forever.

All right, love.

Sit down and listen up.

I'm not a little bit of Greek, huh?

Think I know what we're going to do.

Millet, the holier -than -thou mother of
your boy, there's a little trouble in

paradise.

Turns out, her husband, the pastor, is
more devoted to his

work than he is to her.

I think we can exploit that.

Now, typically, these ladies who are...

So prim and proper on the outside.

Made that little bit of a thing for a
bad boy.

You get me?

And you're going to be our bad boy.

I know, I know. We're going to have to
work on your look a little bit.

Because honestly, that whole Urkel thing
that you walked in here with,

it isn't working.

Wardrobe Department.

Time to channel your inner rebel.

Being a bad boy is all about confidence
and attitude.

Let's start with your posture.

You're going to need to stand up tall,
shoulders back, head held high.

You don't take nothing from no one.

Excellent.

A good start.

Now, let's work on your spine. Swagger.

You've got to walk like you've got
places to go and people to see.

Okay? So, straightforward, like you're
not taking anything from anyone.

Okay. Yeah, like that.

getting somewhere.

Now, let's talk about attitude.

Bad boys are mysterious.

Unpredictable.

You don't follow the rules.

Keep her guessing.

Huh. Yeah. I do what I want when I want.

Oh, now you're getting it.

Jeez.

You're a regular Luke Perry.

Who?

Hi there, Gen Z.

Well, just trust me, it's going to work.

Now, we need to work on your speaking a
little bit.

Actually, I think we're ready for the
move.

The move?

Yeah. The move.

What?

Grab my tits. Wait, what?

Come on, bad boy.

Get those hands on my titties.

Like that?

It's a star.

Yeah. What else you got?

I mean... Like that?

No, no.

Squeeze. Okay.

Gently.

Oh. Like you're wringing out water from
a sponge.

Am I doing okay?

Oh, yeah.

That's the ticket.

Oh, she's so touch -starved.

She's going to be putty in your hair.

Oh.

Oh, now you've got it.

So, tell me, Elias.

You ever gone down on a girl?

What?

I mean, you look great, and I think this
is exactly what she's going to be

susceptible to.

You see the glasses?

Good.

Okay. All right. You got the smoke
somewhere? Oh, yeah.

Right there?

Like this?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Of course, honey, of course.

I got it. All right. Now remember,
you're going to plow, you're going to

just everything you can to make yourself
so savable. All right. All right?

Good. All right, you got this? I'm going
to be around the side, okay? All right,

got it. Good boy.

What are you doing here? Shouldn't you
be in school?

School's for losers, Mrs. Morgan.

I got better things to do with my time.

Like smoking cigarettes?

Maybe I like living life on the edge.

The fear of the Lord is the beginning of
wisdom.

When was the last time you went to
church, young man?

Take me on the sermon, please.

But if you want to pray for me, you can.

Wonderful.

I'm sure I can pick a sermon or two that
can help set you in the right

direction. Sounds good to me.

Welcome.

Thank you so much.

Come on, honey.

Oh, though I walk through the valley of
the shadow of death, I will fear no

evil, for the Lord is with me.

Look, Millie, all this talk about fear
and evil, kind of boring, don't you

think?

Elias, the word of the Lord is to be
respected.

Why don't you just want to, like, live a
little, Millie?

When was the last time your husband took
care of you?

Let me give you a blessing.

My name is Mrs. Morgan.

And what my husband and I do is none of
your business.

Your husband goes out to church and work
all day and leaves you at home

all alone.

What if I took care of you?

I made an oath.

to serve my husband loyally and
faithfully.

I'm a woman of God.

I think what God doesn't know won't hurt
him.

Besides, he's all about forgiveness,
right? Yeah.

oh my god, yes

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I think I feel the blessings go through
me.

There's many ways to serve the Lord,
Elias.

Which can be done through serving your
community and your neighbor.

We wish they would do one to you.

for so long.

Thank you.

Give me that.

Oh, come on, man. Fuck you guys.

Listen, it's a big mistake trying to
join karate class.

You'll never be a cobra.

And I saw the way you were looking at my
mom. You stay away from her, you perv.

No, I wasn't. Yes, you were. Oh, come
on, guys.

Stay out of the dojo.

Oh, jeez, man.

Hey, Mike.

Yeah, why now?

Stay away from my mom. Not again. Punk.

I just got, you know, caught up in
karate class.

Elias.

I know when you're bullshitting me. Stop
it.

What happened?

It was those bullies again.

They said that I was looking at
someone's mom or something and didn't

kindly to it.

Oh, this was all such a stupid idea.

Look where this shit got me.

Oh, Elias. I mean, you think...

It was a good idea.

No, Dee.

Going to this stupid karate class was
your idea.

Now look at this bullshit that I'm going
through.

This is so stupid.

Listen, young man.

I know you're upset, but lashing out is
not the solution.

We need to work on solving this.

This is almost such a stupid plan.

No. No. Listen.

I've been where you are.

You need to get it together and push
forward.

I got it. We trained a lot for this. Let
me see you. Absolutely.

We did.

All right.

Make me proud. I'll be in there
watching.

All right. What was that technique
again?

Okay. So you're just going to use
everything I taught you. And then when

time is right, you focus your chi and do
the golden bone technique.

Remember? Yeah. Okay. All right. Got it.
Focus.

You can do it.

All right. Okay. Make me proud.

Put me in there.

Could you take out the torch for me,
please? Yeah, of course.

Christine, I challenge you to a full
technical karate match.

Winner takes all.

Are you crazy, bro?

You're not going to fight my mom. You're
going to fight me.

I didn't come here to deal with fish.

I came for the whole shark.

You've got some nerve. Can you all fry?

Okay, I accept your challenge.

You win, I'll leave the dojo and never
come back.

But if I win, your son leaves me alone
for the rest of the school year.

Thank you.

Looks like the student has become the
master.

Elias, would you become my teacher?

Would you teach me all of your secrets?

Of course, Miss Edge.

Clear the room.

I need an hour with my new top student.

It's okay.

oh my god

So good.

That's it.

So I will show you the Canaan command
position.

That's it, uh -huh.

That's the canine command.

Oh, fuck, yes.

It's so easy.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Just like that.

Deep inside that tight little hole.

That's it.

Oh, that's amazing.

Yeah, just like that.

Deep inside there.

Mm -hmm.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, that's good.

Yes, it is.

Mm -hmm.

Yes, yes.

Fuck yes. Let me do it.

That's how I need it.

Oh, that's very good.

Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, what else do you know?

What else can you teach me?

I'll do anything to be as good as you
are.

Well, I think the only true way to
unlock your full potential is by

the devil's back door.

Yes. Yes.

God,

I feel so good.

Just like that.

That's it.

Yes.

This is the devil's rain track

Yes, yes,

yes.

That dragon needs to go.

Right there inside the asshole.

Oh my god you feel so

good. So damn good.

music.

That's it.

God, it feels so good.

I want to put you right back in my
mouth. I don't want to taste you.

oh my god oh my god

Right there between those tits.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yes.

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

that feels so good.

Mm -hmm.

Just like that.

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

yeah. That's so good.

Oh, my gosh.

I want your coffee.

This is so good.

Oh, my God. Who taught you this
technique?

I'm a grown woman.

We know these things.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

That's it.

Yes,

yes, yes.

I want your heart to count.

I need you right back inside my asshole.
That's how I need it.

I need it right inside my asshole.

It's a nice, hard fucking cock.

Oh!

Fuck yeah.

Oh my god. Oh yes.

No, don't take it from me.

Don't fucking tease me with that.

I want it.

I fucking want it.

Yes, Mom.

I look forward to seeing you in the
dojo.

Relax, Elias. You've got this. Just be
yourself.

I know, Dee, but she's the prettiest
girl in school.

How could she ever go out with a guy
like me?

Oh, well, you're charming and funny and
downright irresistible.

That's how.

Now,

don't be.

How'd you ask her out?

I mean, I don't know. I kind of just...
built up all the courage and asked her

for, like, dinner or something.

And she actually said yes.

Well, of course she did.

Now, you've got to make sure that you're
dressed in something so sharp and

handsome. I actually brought something
over from my place, back from my old

Hollywood den. You want to see both of
them?

Hey, it's perfect.

Thank you.

All right.

Oh, and one more thing.

You should give her these.

Yes. Oh, you're right. Perfect.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

You're going to look so handsome.

Okay. You got this.

You got your flowers.

You look good.

Okay, she's going to like you.

You actually think to be with a loser
like you?

You gotta be fucking kidding me, you
fucking idiot.

What the... Are you... What's going on?

I mean,

dude, like... Fucking flower in your
fucking face, man. Come on, man.

Come on. Such a little stim.

Don't you think you've had enough?

You know what I mean? This is kind of
hard.

Fuck it.

It's fucking embarrassing.

Come on.

He's had enough. Let's get out of here.

Oh, man.

Elias? What?

Oh, no.

How did they go?

It was humiliating.

Her boyfriend shows up with his phone
recording me and just humiliating me in

front of her.

He said he was going to put it on social
media. This is so embarrassing.

Oh, no.

Elias, I'm so sorry, sweetie.

But we can't let your bully get the best
of you.

We have to fight back on this.

You're right.

I'm not going to let him get away with
this.

I think I know just what to do.

Earlier this week, I paid a little visit
to Gigi's office, dressed as a janitor.

And you'll never believe what I found.

What'd you find?

You see all these receipts?

She's been embezzling from the PTA for
quite some time.

Very modern.

What do you suppose we do?

Well, here's my thought.

We go pay a little visit to Gigi, you
and I.

Elias and his mother.

Telling her exactly what it is we visit
to Gigi. She knows what's good for her.

She'll have to do exactly what we say.

You're right, Dee.

It's time to put an end to Gigi and stop
all of this once and for all.

You should get ready.

All right. I'll take my curlers off.

Okay. She's probably going to be a cunt.
These PTA types always are.

But remember, we have proof.

All right. Don't let her tell you. Okay.

In fact, just let me get it. All right.

Oh, one more thing.

Remember today, I'm not your neighbor.
Okay. I'm pretending I'm your mother.

Okay. Got it? Yes. Correct.

What do we have here?

Elias and his... Grandmother, is it?

And his mother.

Why don't we cut the crap, Miss Dior?

We all know what you've been up to.

And what exactly, pray tell, do you
think that I've been up to, my

dear?

Well, embezzling from the PTA, for
starters.

Okay. Care to explain these receipts?

And don't bother trying to destroy them.

I have scams at home.

Those are... They've got to be fake.

Come on, we both know that's not true.

And that's plenty of evidence to take
you to court.

Well, um...

like it hasty right like what is it that
i can what is it that i can do like i'm

sure we can come to some sort of an
arrangement right like d what is it that

want power fame money i'm sure what it
is that i can do for you oh

it's not so much what you can do for me
it's what you're going to do

or what you're working with.

You have got to be joking.

Oh.

Do I look like I'm joking?

No.

Get this party started.

Yeah.

Oh!

How does that feel? It feels so fucking
good.

I think she could show a bit more
enthusiasm.

Don't you think?

Really? Yeah.

Listen, bitch.

His mom can suck his dick that well.

Don't you think you could try a little
harder?

Okay.

There we go.

Show us the guilt. We got you where you
are today.

I told you mommy was gonna make it all
better.

Good boy.

Only the best for my little boy.

So, just this and... Oh, no, there's so
much more to it. Really?

You know, I've raised a horny little
bastard here.

I'm going to show you just...

You still like my mouth, don't you,
baby?

Give me my cock.

You do this a lot?

Every chance I get.

I can taste his cock on you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that little girl.

How would you take off that dress?

You guys do this with other people?

Alright, my son's coming.

How is she, sweetheart?

Does Miss Dior have a good pussy?

Oh, my God.

Does my son have a nice car?

Yeah.

Oh, you like it when he hugs you, don't
you?

Yes.

Oh, I thought that felt good.

I like this bitch better now.

Oh, that's it. You're a really driller.

Oh, I wouldn't

want you to miss me. Oh, come to me.

Oh,

it's so beautiful.

Oh, my God.

I hate for you to miss.

Oh, my God, it's so full. Even half an
inch.

My baby's amazing, too.

Good. Yes.

Take it off.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're going to take it off.

In.

In. In. In. In.

Yeah.

Oh my

god!

It's quite the motherfucker.

Oh my

sweet

little boy.

Nothing hotter in the world, right,
baby?

Get off my dick.

Really good.

Oh,

that's it, baby.

Yes.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, this horny pussy. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god. Yeah.

I think he likes you, Miss Dior.

You guys might become very good friends.

He has that effect on ladies.

Yes.

You did that too?

Yes.

I mean, I did raise a child.

Oh, my sweet.

Oh, he was definitely a good boy. Yeah.

Oh, that's sad.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

I hope.

Oh, mommy's pussy's lonely.

Come on, baby. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Yes. Yes, baby.

Thank you.

I know

you've got to be good.

You didn't get this nice house any other
way, did you?

Thank you.

And we always give these milfies what
they want, don't we, baby?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

He's like a cum craving whore.

I know this guy.

How bad is he if you're a cum craving
whore?

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, oh my god.

We need a little something to remember
this by, huh?

Hi. Hi.

Oh, how is everyone?

Thank you so much for coming out tonight
and attending our PTA, monthly PTA

meeting. We've got so many... exciting
initiatives to go over tonight, so let's

get started.

Awesome. Great.

Thank you.

Hi,

I'm Elias.

I think you know who I am.

You made it your mission to make my life
in school A living hell.

You ridiculed me.

You beat me up.

Humiliated me.

But now it's my turn to humiliate you.

You see, I may have been the underdog,
but that's not who I am anymore.

Now I've shown you what happens when you
mess with me.

When you underestimate me.

Now, to all the bullies and the moms out
there, consider this my final message.

I'm not to be fucked with.

And I'm a liar.

Real motherfuckers.