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♪ There's a hundred and four days

of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along

just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way

to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel

Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪

♪ Hey! Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

♪ Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see there's a

whole lot of stuff To do before school starts this fall ♪

♪ Come on, Perry! So stick with us 'cause Phineas

and Ferb are gonna do it all!

♪ So stick with us 'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!

Mom, Phineas and Ferb

are making a title sequence!

[laughs] At last!

An Inator above all other Inators!

The one that will finally...

Ah...

-Oh, wait, hold on. -What

the heck, Dad?

Looks like I can't finish making your smoothie, sir.

Norm, I told you not to use the blender

while I'm powering up.

Now I gotta walk all the way down

and flip the whatever that thing is called.

-The breaker, sir. -No,

you're the breaker.

I'm the fixer.

Sorry, Norm. He gets hangry without a

smoothie.

At this point, all my pain sensors

have numbed.

[groans] Looks like the whole building's

out.

[gasps] Look at me

and my shorting power. It's so evil.

I love it!

Wait, we have a gym down here? Ooh.

[buzzing]

Hey, the electricity's

out. Are you powering that

treadmill all by yourself?

Hi.

Yeah, I'm just running through my heartache.

Look, I don't need your

life story.

Spoiler alert, you die

at the end.

Wait, start running again.

[gasps]

When you run, the bulb lights up with human power.

[gasps] Ah-ha! I can use human power to power

my end-all-be-allinator. I just

have to channel the energy to my power bank upstairs.

Norm, drop an extension

cord out

the window, would ya?

[sighs]

Okay, sorry, I was not

clear enough apparently.

Find another extension cord, but this time

you hold on to one end of it. [Norm]

You got it, here it comes.

-[crashes] -[sighs]

No, those are my clothes.

This... This is why I have so many extension cords.

Okay, now tell me, is one end

of the cord plugged into the power bank?

-Yes, do I jump now? -No, no,

no jumping, no jumping.

You know what?

Just give the phone to Vanessa.

Could you give-- Thank you.

Vanessa, I have some very specific instructions for--

Oh, thank you, sweetie. I mean,

if I don't harness it, this human power is just wasted.

Keep running, dude. Keep running.

That's all I've been able to do since my breakup.

Yeah, yeah, tell your

story running.

Come on, keep it up.

Knees higher.

Knees higher.

Oh, yeah, you got good form. We'll get you fitter

in no time, and nothing makes an ex want you back more

than a revenge bod, right?

Am I right?

Hey, you're a pretty good

trainer.

Thanks, man.

Ah. That's the first time anyone's actually listened to me.

-Norm, did you hear that?

-I wasn't listening, sir.

But the power bank is charging and the lights are back on.

Hey, if I can get everyone in town to exercise,

I can tap into all that free electricity,

store up the surplus and use it to take over the Tri-State

Area.

I'm gonna need a lot more treadmills. - [man] And I get the revenge bod. - Less talking, more running. - What you doin'? - Ahoy, Isabella. Feast your eyes on the asphalt wave. Ferb has discovered a way to temporarily alter road surface

molecules from

a solid to a liquid state around the hull.

Fascinating.

Geophysics got nothing on Ferb.

-Okay, layman's terms. -We can basically boat

the boulevards.

We got the idea because Candace and Jeremy are on a boat ride

at the lake today.

-Oh, that's so romantic. -I

guess.

But she specifically told us

not to go anywhere near them. So we're going to boat

on the roads.

So we're just plagiarizing

them?

It's not plagiarism. It's an homage.

-Potato, po-tah-to.

-Let's give her a whirl.

Bon voyage!

Hey, where's Perry?

Hello, Agent P.

Doof has purchased a ton of exercise equipment.

Stair climbers, dumbbells, smart bells, you name it.

And he's been spotted around town wearing... [shudders]

...athleisure wear.

I mean, is it athletic or

is it leisure?

Pick a lane.

What's even more disturbing

is this infomercial Doof has been broadcasting.

Hit play, Carl.

Hitting play.

Hate working out, but also hate paying for it?

Well, come on down to Doofnasium, where I will personally motivate

you to pump that iron for free. Check out these gains.

Thank you, Doofnasium.

And guess what?

You get all of this for four easy payments of free.

Zero. Zip. Nada dinero.

And there's no cancellation fee because you never have

to cancel.

But don't do it for me. Do it for them.

♪ In the arms of a treadmill ♪

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] Right now there's an elliptical who needs you.

Don't you have some time to spare for these poor lonely

treadmills?

I didn't save him.

He saved me.

Again, it's free.

I can't wait to use you.

I mean, see you...

[all] At Doofnasium.

[announcer reading rapidly]

You should consult your doctor before starting a new fitness

program.

Doofnasium bears no responsibility

for... And it keeps going like that for another 20 minutes.

Get to the bottom of

it, Agent P.

-Should I turn it off, sir?

-No.

It's disturbingly compelling.

[♪

rock music playing]

♪ Do you want to be strong as a tank? ♪

♪ But you need a gym that won't break the bank ♪

♪ You'll sweat so much that you'll really stink ♪

♪ But when you see the results you'll be sure to thank me ♪

♪ When you come on down to Doofnasium ♪

♪ Don't sit on the couch and be a lazy bum ♪

♪ If you want things that are crazy-ium ♪

♪ Just come on down today ♪

♪ Your membership is free-sium ♪

♪ We just want your energy-sium♪

♪ Don't make us beg you Please-ium ♪

♪ You'll win back your fiancé who doesn't even deserve you ♪

♪ Doofnasium ♪

[♪ pleasant

music playing]

[engine roars]

[sighs] What can be better than this?

A beautiful day. - A delicious picnic.

- And a romantic boat ride.

I can think of something

better. Hey, Candace.

Hey, Jeremy.

Phineas and Ferb? Oh,

that is too bustable. Uh, Candace?

Whoa. You guys are so busted.

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] You can do it.

You're almost there. Keep

breathing.

She never loved you.