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HOUSE BURGLAR

Oh, thank you for coming over today, sweetheart.

You know this is your nana's favorite holiday

and honestly, since my kids are all grown,

I mean, I know you guys are busy, but nobody ever comes to spend it with me,

so I'm so glad you came and helped me decorate today.

Thank you, sweetie.

Oh, a big one, yeah.

Oh, let's figure out where to put this one.

Oh, there's so many. Hold on, I gotta get stickers on them.

Well, don't you just be making a mess for your sweet little nana here.

Here, let's get some stickers.

- It's okay, nana. - All right.

Anything I can do to help my step-nana.

Oh, well, thank you.

You're the best step-grandma ever.

Just a little too... there we go.

You sure you don't want me to help reach that?

Oh, well, maybe a little bit.

Look at these spiders.

Oh, they're scary. They're supposed to be scary. This is Halloween.

Well...

We'll see what kind of pranks and costumes the kids are up to today.

But I really appreciate you coming to hand out candy with me.

You really though you should be out partying tonight, you young little thing.

A hanging with your nana.

No, I just want to hang with you.

Well, if all you're going to do is hang with nana,

you're not going meet a nice new girl.

And honestly, I am dying for some great -grandchildren.

So, um, that's...

There is one girl. I have a little interest in,

but I haven't talked to her.

- Oh, you haven't talked to her. - No, kind of should be.

- But you're such a handsome fellow. - I don't know that.

I mean, tonight might be the day.

Or soon.

How about you and I, we'll put our heads together later today

and Nana will tell you all about what you need to do

to have somebody be interested in you.

I know a lot of secrets after all these years.

That's good to know.

Alright, well, let me see...

What?

What's up, Nana?

I... what did I just... there's somebody on the property!

- Oh, there is? - What?

Do you think it's a thief? Oh my god!

I'll go... you stay here. I'll check it out.

- Be careful, sweetie! - I'll be fine.

What... what are you... what are you doing?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, no, no, no, no.

You stay... don't, don't, don't, don't.

You come here now.

Like a little vandal.

Now, don't try to hold me. You get in the house.

I'm going to tell you to my Nana, that's for sure.

Get in there. Get... get in there.

There you go.

Are you alright? How... who is this?

You know, funny enough, this is a girl from my school.

What... what were you doing on our property?

What... what... what...

Yeah.

What were you planning to do with this, young lady?

I was just... I was just throwing it around.

You were just throwing it around? You were going to make a mess?

- All around my house? - I thought it would be funny, you know?

- Is it funny? - Yeah.

I don't think so.

You know what they call that here?

Vandalism.

Yeah.

They call that vandalism.

That is straight up vandalism.

And in this town, you can get... if you get... if you get arrested for that,

you can get up to a year in prison.

I don't want to go to prison.

Oh, she doesn't want to go to prison!

You...

Sounds like you need a nana of your own to teach you right from wrong.

I don't think I have time to deal with this today.

I think I'm just going to go call the cops and let them deal with this.

Well, nana, nana, we don't have to do all that.

I just want her to come in and at least apologize.

I'm... I'm really sorry. I am... I thought it would be funny.

That was the only reason I was doing it.

I just thought it would be funny. It's Halloween.

I wanted to...

I don't know. Please don't call the cops.

It was a simple mistake.

I don't know. This really isn't something I should be dealing with.

I don't think. But...

Hold on, nana. Here. You sit.

We're going to have a chat with nana over here.

Lucky I love my grandson.

I don't know. We don't need hoodlums like this in our life.

Is this a girl you like?

Yeah, that's the thing. This is the girl I actually like.

It just happens. You must have predicted it or something.

I know we're not getting on... start right foot.

I mean, I don't know.

On the one hand, like, yes, she's young.

You're young. I don't want to...

I don't want your chances to be bad with her.

And I'm afraid that, like...

But I mean, I'm worried that she's not going to learn her lesson.

If she's doing these sort of things this young,

she might be destined for a life of delinquency.

And such a woman is not an okay choice for my grandson.

I mean, do you really think she can be redeemed?

- Yes. - Do you think we can teach her a lesson?

I think... I don't know about me, but I think you have the discipline.

I think I might just have to dish out some of my nana justice.

- Yeah. - Let's see.

I mean, I don't know. It may be too late for her.

- It really might, but... - We'll just try.

We'll see. We'll see. All right?

It's a good thing for you that he was able to vouch for you.

And I expect that you will thank him dramatically

for the favors that he has done for you today.

I will not call the cops.

- Thank you. - Under one condition.

Anything.

That's what I was hoping to hear.

For the next hour or so.

You are in my hands.

And Nana's going to teach you a lesson.

And I expect you to do everything I say.

All right?

Okay.

No complaining.

No pitching a fit. No whining. That's for sure.

What Nana says goes.

You understand me?

- Let's get this over with. - And you can ask him.

When I get upset, I mean business.

Don't you cross me, young lady.

Or things are going to get gnarly.

Do you understand?

I understand. One hundred percent.

Okay.

Well, I think we need to start. Honestly.

If you're going to pull puerile pranks like this,

I think we need to start

with a little bit of discipline the way that I used to discipline my own children.

All right? So get over here.

- I want you over my knee. - That's...

That's what?

Is that too immature for you?

Would you like a mature punishment? Because I can call the cops.

- No? - No.

- No? Are we all right? - Yes.

Well, then.

We're going to start spanking this beautiful bottom

until you have learned your lesson.

Take you down a peg or three.

Nobody learns a lesson from an over-the-pants spanking.

Isn't that right, Mike?

- What do you mean? - Yeah.

Nana spankings are always bare bottom.

Mm-hmm.

If you did not want to do the punishment,

maybe you shouldn't have done the crime.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, that is such a meaty target.

Goodness. Would you look at those buns?

This is going to take an extra double plus thorough spanking.

Whew.

I hope my hand is up for this, honey.

You do not go to other people's property

and desecrate it like this.

I don't care if you think you're just joking.

It's not okay.

How is your bottom doing? Is it starting to get a little color?

Mm-hmm. You're a tough cookie.

Good.

Do you want some help?

Oh, absolutely, sweetheart.

Why don't you get in here and help your nana with that?

Okay.

How's that?

Think that's going to teach you a lesson?

- There we go. - That was not part of the detail.

You said you were going to do everything I said.

So why don't you just practice behaving yourself, young lady?

There we go.

Look at it jiggle.

You're really good at that, nana.

There we go.

- We make a good team, baby. - I think she actually might like this.

There we go.

- Are you enjoying your punishment? - No, of course not.

- I don't know, nana. - So sensitive.

- You think she's lying to me, honey? - I don't know.

Looks like she's holding back or something.

Are you holding back?

- No. - No?

What's that quiver in your voice? Hmm?

Oh, I'm going to make those cheeks jiggle.

Oh, it takes your breath away.

I think she does like it.

Let's take a closer look, shall we?

Your pussy doesn't lie. That is getting awfully wet.

Nana, I'm just kind of getting weird.

I'm not the one who's breaking into other people's property

and doing who knows what.

I'm not the one who made this weird, all right?

I... Sure.

- But if you insist... - Yeah.

- If you insist... - Yeah, let's...

You should be able to help us around the house or something.

Well...

It's been a long time since I've had to give a spanking that thorough, young lady.

My grandchildren are clearly much better behaved than you.

Evidently.

Are you talking back to Nana?

I was just making a remark.

You think you're smart?

- You think you're a smart young lady? - No, ma'am.

No, no, you're dumb. You're dumb.

And that's going to be the basic problem here.

So, I think there's a few other things...

that we need to get accomplished before you've really learned your lesson.

And honestly, these cute,

young ones are going to be coming by wanting their candy soon.

So, we better get a move on.

- Right. - All right?

I want you to come with me.

COP AND ROBBER

One thousand two.

One thousand three.

One thousand four.

One thousand five.

One thousand six.

Okay, that's good.

Got a variety here. That's good. That's good.

Picks us up a little bit.

- We're back. - Whoa, nana.

- Look what I found. - That looks amazing.

Right? Thank you. Your friendly neighborhood copper.

I thought that might, in lieu of tonight, today's events,

I thought that might be extra appropriate.

And just wait until you see what I found for JC. Hold on.

- You stay right there. - Okay.

Get in here!

Is it perfect or is it purrfect?

See, Nana has quite the sense of humor here.

Well, I figured as long as she was going to be a punk and a hoodlum,

we might as well dress her up so everybody knew.

Right? And I, honestly, she do do look cute in this.

She does look cute.

And thank you for being a good spot.

I appreciate you coming to the store with me.

And thank you for taking me with you.

Well, fine. Fine.

See, we're all getting along very swimmingly now.

All right. Let me get these off of you now that he's properly appreciated this.

And let's see how else we can help you.

Help me?

Don't we need to finish any decorations?

Or did you get everything done?

I pretty much did. I laid out the candy over there.

Oh, I'm so proud of you. You are such a hard worker.

I try to be, Nana.

Well, goodness.

If he's gone and done all of our work for us,

I think we should really help him out.

Give him a nice thank you for being such a hard worker.

He saved you a ton of work, I'll have you know.

Oh, you're welcome, Nana. Don't worry about it.

Sure. What do you need help with?

Sure? Well, he's finished. He's finished it all.

There's no more jobs for you to do.

He's the reason you're going to get off on good behavior a little early.

Right? So we should definitely come up with something we could do to thank him.

Do you have any ideas?

Well, I have something in mind.

I just wanted to see how clever you might be.

I mean, this is not my first trip around this earth,

and it has been a long-standing tradition in this family.

That when men turn into gentlemen and help out like that,

us lady folk find and do everything we can to make that man

feel properly appreciated like a good man should be.

I'm confused, Nana.

I think I might be too.

Oh, well, goodness.

I don't know what you kids are coming to these days.

You just don't understand.

Do I have to do everything myself?

Well, if I have to, I have to.

Oh, wow.

What the fuck?

I thought you might have liked it.

It was that ass that did it, wasn't it?

I saw you looking at that ass before.

Oh, are you talking back to me now, young lady?

I cannot believe you and your grandson...

You said you would do everything that I asked you to do today.

And besides, all I'm asking you to do right now

is to watch and participate.

Maybe give him a little bit of a show.

Seems kind of messed up, but...

The more you can help, the faster this will go.

- Okay. - Well...

- I'm just in complete shock. - Yeah.

You were such a good boy for Nana.

Nana's gonna see if she can't thank you in the way that all men love most.

Now,

a beautiful cock like this

deserves to be hugged by some beautiful titties.

Oh, Nana.

Bring that cock over here.

Let Nana keep you nice and warm.

There we go.

- I just can't believe this is happening. - That's my fine young man.

That's it.

JC, I think he's taking quite a shocking.

Why don't you show him the parts of your body that you love the most, hmm?

Give him a little show.

Look at this size!

Oh, those titties are nice too. Aren't they?

Yes.

Tell her how pretty you think she is.

I think she's very pretty.

Look at how hard you make that cock.

Oh dear.

Oh dear, I think I'm making my fancy.

He took so much work off your plate.

I think there's a way you might be able to use that mouth

to give him a nice thank you and appreciate.

Yeah, open up.

There, baby. It wasn't that easy.

- That was wonderful. - Oh yes.

There we go.

That's my good girl.

So JC was telling me she's so sorry.

She was saying she would do anything to make this up to you.

Now look, here she is.

Being a lady of her word.

That's definitely.

So she's just going to be hard at work here.

And you let us know when you think she's done enough.

Oh, look at that big strong cock you have grown up so much.

Your nana's so proud of you.

That's it.

I think we've found a thing you're really good at sweetheart.

Nanna doesn't have to teach you anything about this now.

That's it. Suck away. Suck away.

Make him so glad he chose to keep you out of jail.

You kids these days.

You grow up so fast.

That's it.

That's it. Get those whorish lips around my grandson's cock.

Yes.

There we go.

She's really enthusiastic honey.

Does he have a nice dick my grandson?

He does.

So good.

Such a good hard worker you are.

Yes.

He might be on a bit of a hair trigger.

You know boys these days.

If you feel him start to cum in your mouth I want you to swallow every drop.

Do you hear me?

Yes.

It's okay, nana?

That's what she's here for honey.

I think that's what she wants. Would you like her to tell you so?

Yes.

He wants to hear you.

He wants to hear you say how much you want his cum.

I want you to cum all inside my mouth.

I want you to come right down my throat.

She loves it.

I know she does.

Yeah.

I'm just going to hold her head here for you honey.

Just to make sure she doesn't blow any fast ones.

Here it comes.

Here it comes. Here it comes slowly.

That's a good boy.

Every drop.

Yes.

- That's a good girl. - You really turned her around.

Wow.

All we needed was a good firm hand.

Thank you for helping sweetheart.

Thank you.

Now.

I better go clean up.

Yeah. Well, I think they're going to be arriving any minute now.

So better get this costume back together and we'll see you in a minute.

Yeah.

NANA KNOWS THE TRUTH

Oh, that was a lovely night.

Did you see how many of those kids came by?

You were so helpful. Thank you.

I hope it wasn't too rough spending the whole night with your nana.

Well, thank you.

And honestly, JC was a much nicer girl than I thought she was going to be.

I really do think you should pursue something with her.

I... don't know.

Oh no, you shouldn't be shy. Nana knows.

- Hey, guys. - Well, hi.

Were your ears burning?

They might have been. Were y'all talking about me?

Well, we were talking about how lovely tonight was.

Thank you so much for staying.

Thank you, honestly, for having me and, you know,

considering the situation and the circumstances.

I actually had a really great time with you guys.

Yeah.

What? You sound like you're thinking about leaving?

Um, yeah, actually. I do have to run.

- I kind of have to run. - I mean, it's awfully late.

And it gets...

It gets to be a little scary out there, particularly on Halloween night.

I think it would probably just be safest if you stay here with us.

I'll make up the spare bed. It will be no problem.

No problem at all.

And, I mean, you'd like her to stay, wouldn't you, sweetie?

Uh-huh. You know.

I think he had some things he was trying to tell you, honestly.

Oh, really?

Well, not really.

No. Come on. You tell her the things you told me.

Well, I feel like she's hiding something,

and she has something to confess before I do.

It's just the look you have.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Well, you haven't taken anything from this house, have you?

Um... Is that what you mean?

No.

I think her motives of why she did what she did.

Why did you come by and mess with my property?

- Oh, I think you're right. - Okay, I guess I'm not that slick.

I kind of wanted to get your attention.

I wanted to talk to you for a while.

You know, the feeling is super mutual.

I wanted to do the same thing.

- Really? - Yeah.

And I did all this... Oh, my gosh.

Oh, that's... Oh, I'm so pleased.

Oh, this wasn't at all in my plans, but this...

This is just perfect.

Oh, you two lovebirds are gonna be so cute together!

Well.

I think now that we've cleared the air,

look at the two big smiles you guys have.

Oh, this is going to be...

Oh, this is a memorable day.

We're all going to remember this for a long time.

Yeah, take your shoes off. Stay a while.

So...

Well, as long as...

You like him.

He likes you.

I think we should...

Explore this a little bit further, don't you think?

- Maybe. - Maybe?

Are you in, sweetheart?

- I'm not in yet. - Well...

Excellent.

I don't mind spending some time with JC.

Yes. Well, lovely.

Maybe I'll get those great-grandkids even sooner than I thought.

I guess me and JC should probably go to the other room.

Not on your life.

Why use an uncomfortable bed when I have this whole giant bed?

And it's plenty big enough for the three of us. Come feel how soft it is.

I guess she kind of helped us.

Well, I mean, this is my house.

And if it's going to happen underneath my roof, I think...

Oh, look at this little vixen.

- I think I'm... - I think that's a big green light.

I think Nana knows best.

Well, come on up here, everybody.

And there we go.

Now...

The two of you, I think, should get...

A little more comfortable.

Oh, I think she has plans for you.

You are a naughty one, aren't you?

It can be.

But I think y'all already know that.

Well, as long as you can find your bad behavior to my little boy here...

Do your worst.

She has such a soft mouth, sweetie.

But you already knew that, didn't you?

- Is he nice and hard for us? - Yes, he is.

Oh, look at that. You've got him all warmed up.

Well, why don't you pop it out and see what you've created?

Clever girl.

You're going to make Nana so proud.

Now I know you know what to do with that.

There we go.

You've been such a good boy today.

Let us pamper you.

Oh, she's filthy.

There you go.

What a good.

There we go, sweetie.

Feel like twitch.

I think he's eager to be better acquainted with your more delicate bits.

Tastes so good.

That's my little schnook, I'm sweet as pie.

Oh, wow.

Let's see.

Aren't those pristine titties?

So pretty.

Oh, you chose very wisely.

I always knew you were a smart boy.

You get to work while I get this off.

Oh, that's better.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, what do we have here?

This is truly a naughty sight, my dear.

Turn around so you can see what I just saw.

Damn.

Yes.

Doesn't that look delightful?

You know what I think would make it look even better?

There we go.

There we go.

Oh, isn't that a pretty pussy?

That looks yummy even to Nana.

I might have to take a taste myself.

Let's get that slutty little pussy right where it belongs, shall we?

Get that skirt off.

There we go.

Oh, we definitely don't need those either now, do we?

No, we do not.

Let's open that pussy up.

And get it just where you belong.

Yeah.

- That cock feels so good inside. - I feel so good inside me.

It's deep.

She's been dreaming about it all day.

I've been dreaming about it for longer than that.

Well, I have you now.

I think she really likes you, baby.

Good girl.

Enjoy that cock. There we go.

Nice. Yes. Oh, yes.

Yes. So good.

Such a pervert girl you are.

Yes, enjoy that cock.

Enjoy being inside her, my dear.

Shit. That feels too good.

We can't stay running the family, you know.

So good.

Oh, my fucking God.

Show him how much you appreciate.

Oh, my God, I'm fucking cum.

Enjoy that tight pussy.

You really drive me crazy.

- Energetic little bunny you are. - Oh, my God.

I've been waiting so long to feel this dick.

Looks like it feels amazing.

Oh, your pussy is so wet.

Oh, beautiful.

Yes.

God, how hard you made that cock.

Now you just take a little rest over there.

She made it so wet, honey.

It's so yummy.

You looks so much fun.

I think I'm just going to have to take a little ride myself.

It's okay, honey.

Now nana's pussy will make you feel so very good.

Let's get that back in here.

Oh, she's right.

Oh, that's a beautiful cock.

So good.

That's a really good spot back there, though, isn't it?

Oh, give it to me.

Please, I just need...

I'm hungry.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that's right.

- How does your nana's pussy feel? - Oh, so nice.

Trying to run away from your nana, are you?

Oh, I want to have you right where I want you.

Deep inside that pussy.

Oh, yes.

Sloppy perfection.

Come, enjoy for just a minute. There you go.

Give him a little more of that.

I'm gonna feast back here. Jesus.

Oh, now that's a beautifully creamy pussy.

Now that you've got it nice and wet for me,

you should lie back for just a minute.

Spread that open for me, just like a buffet.

Yes.

You've got that pussy wide open.

Oh, my God.

Oh, sweetie, your plug feels so good in my pussy.

Yes, that's it. Fuck it. Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck that pussy.

Oh, until it clenches down around you.

Oh, you can make me cum!

Oh, that's smart, smart boy. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes.

- That feel good? - Oh, my God, it's amazing.

Oh, he clearly takes after his grandchild. Holy cow.

Are you kids making eyes at each other?

Yeah. Yeah.

Look at that pretty girl in the face while you fuck at Grandma's pussy.

I'm making her stutter all over my pussy.

The little button in there is getting awfully big.

I think she's really turned on.

You're so good at that.

So many years of experience.

I can tell.

What am I doing? Getting in between these two lovebirds.

I think her pussy wants more.

Yeah.

Watch her lay down.

There we go.

Yes.

Open that pussy up for he.

Yes.

Oh, that's it.

Yeah.

That's it.

Yes.

Fuck that tight pussy.

- Oh my God, yes, yes. - She's like an angel on your back.

Oh, you guys are going to make some amazing kids!

I can't wait to be a great grandmother.

Wait, what?

Oh the eager little beaver...

He always has been a hard worker...

Oh, you two are a lovely match.

You really do go above and beyond when you're grateful.

You like that in a lady, don't you, sweetie?

Enjoy that tight, sweet, hot pussy strapped around your cock.

Oh, working so hard to get you off.

Oh, you're a lucky boy indeed. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, he's here to lend a helping hand.

That's it, sweetheart.

A little hungry pussy needed for that cock.

Yes, that's it.

Oh, so good, sweetheart.

That's my boy.

Oh, such a sweet boy.

Oh, my God.

How about this right there?

Oh, there we go.

Oh, that JC, she's a good girl!

Look at her. Oh, yeah.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, that's it, sweetheart.

That's what I've been dreaming about.

Oh, you're gonna make me cum!

Oh, good boy!

Keep that pussy nice and warm for him.

Get over here in Nana.

Oh, so good, sweetie.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, fill me up. Yes.

Oh, so lovely. Yes.

Oh, such a big fucking cock you have.

Oh, thank you for such a lovely fuck.

Bring that back over here. That's my good boy.

Yeah. You're such a hard worker.

So fucking good.

Thank you, sweetie.

I like this one.

Yeah.

You two better keep fucking for a long time.

Good boy.

Oh, you made that pussy so wet.

Oh, fuck, I'm cuming on you. I'm cuming on the cock.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Thank you.

Enjoy that fucking pussy.

Good boy.

Cum all over this cock, yes!

You are going to cum for us. Aren't you, sweetheart?

Once you've had your way with us.

Because Nana needs some cum.

Oh, you already had a delicious love.

I think we've earned it, don't you?

Please.

Good boy.

Enjoy them.

I want you to cum all over our faces.

I bet you love having your way with us.

You guys are too cute.

So fucking good baby.

Yeah, like that, sweet young pussy.

But it's so nice to tie it around your cock.

I just can't help but pound it.

Yes.

She likes being fucked like that.

Oh my god, I can do this for the rest of my life!

I want you to cum all over his face like a fucking delinquent slut she is.

I think he's ready.

That's a good boy.

Well then.

- How did that go? - That was quite the trick or treat.

It went from a trick to a treat.

I totally forgot to cum inside her, Nana. I'm sorry.

- We can practice again a little bit later. - Okay.

But for now, you guys need to get out of my room. Nana needs her rest.

Alright.