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I love you.
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I just can't believe it.
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Do you think it's wrong?
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No.
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And anyway, you know that Mary Christine
is my best friend.
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Remember, it was you who introduced us.
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Yes, and I'm happy that you're marrying
her.
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Are you sad?
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Sad, but happy too.
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I'd like you to do me a favor.
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Anything you'd like.
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I'd like you to leave a few of your
things here.
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Just a suit or something like that.
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When I look at it, it'll seem like I
still have a part of you here with me.
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not going anywhere, my dear.
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What? You'll come back here to see me?
You know very well you're my favorite
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mistress.
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You better get a move on.
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Come on, you're going to be late.
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Kiss me some more.
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No.
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To think that you and Mary Christine
haven't even slept together yet.
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Well, it's a matter of principles. Oh,
yes. You and your principles.
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You pussyfooted around here trying to
find out all about her.
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Just like she snuck around here wanting
to know all about you. Do you
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disapprove?
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No. Besides, I get a lot out of it.
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Hello, ma 'am.
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Hello, Joanne. Are we late?
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Oh, no, ma 'am. I mean, Miss Cindy isn't
even ready yet. Her hairdresser hasn't
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arrived. Tell her we're here, please.
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She saw you coming from a window, and
she told me to tell you to wait in the
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living room for her.
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Would you like something to drink? Here
would be nice.
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Some chilled white wine, please, Joanne.
Would you like a Chardonnay, sir?
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Ah.
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I don't believe this would be the best
day to lay the maid.
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Too bad.
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With your permission, may I look without
touching you?
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You may even touch.
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Mrs. Oh, Miss Cindy asked me to give you
this book while you were waiting.
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What is it?
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It's a personal diary.
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If you need me, sir, I'm at your
service.
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Thank you, Joanne.
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I knew that she kept a diary, but Mary
Christine never showed it to me.
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I believe you were the first person to
see this.
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What a proof of her love.
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Yes, it is.
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I know all of these characters.
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If you'd like, I'll be your guide
through this very, very special diary of
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His name was Albert, and he was a young
bastard's attaché. They met by complete
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coincidence.
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Come in, Albert.
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Make yourself comfortable.
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Oh, Mary, don't worry about me. I could
take off all my clothes right here and
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now. That's what I want you to do.
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Joanne?
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Undress him.
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hard. I must say, under the
circumstances, it's not that easy.
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Joanne, give him his.
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Very well, ma 'am.
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My dear Albert, you must understand, I
have a hobby.
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I would like to have a memento of you,
and it's better to take it before than
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after.
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Oh, Mary, if you'd take the matter into
your own hands, I'm sure I'd be a lot
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better off.
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We'll see about that.
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How wonderful.
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Yes.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Share, girl.
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Share.
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That's so good.
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Good. Oh, yes.
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Deep.
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Just let yourself go.
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Try to guess which one of us you're
making love to.
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If you guess right, you'll win a prize.
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But that's a children's game.
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You could call it that.
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What if I lose?
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Joanne and I will figure something out,
and you'll have to give us a prize.
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Maybe a grandfather's prize.
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What's a grandfather's prize?
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Oh, you can exchange it for another.
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What's that sound?
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I love you.
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Oh. Oh.
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And just who won?
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It's not important.
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All I can tell you is what she wrote.
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Albert was fantastic, and Joanne and I
fell asleep late. Our bodies worn out,
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and our pussy satisfied.
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May 21st, 1977.
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That's very interesting.
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Oh, but you're hard.
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So is it against the law?
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Let's go on to the next part.
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Oh, that guy. He's not very interesting.
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Not with his cock, not with his head.
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July 14, 1977.
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Oh, he was a real winner.
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Mary Christine introduced me to him
after a little sampling of his wares.
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treated me just like he had treated her.
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Oh, that guy Bruno.
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Mary Christine gave him a nickname,
which I find quite appropriate.
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The Bear.
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Where's the bedroom?
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But there's no hurry, darling. Oh, yes,
there is.
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It's not in there.
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Aha.
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All right.
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Get your clothes off and let's boogie.
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Wouldn't you like to have a drink first,
darling? A drink?
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I didn't come here for no drink.
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If I want a drink, I go to a bar. Sexy
girls like you don't grow on trees, you
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know. Come on, let's get upstairs and
get it on.
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Come on, you two.
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Undress her. Go on.
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Come on.
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Your name?
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That's Joanne.
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Who cares?
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I'll take care of you later. Right now,
go give me a couple of candles. Maybe
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some in the cabinet next to your fuse
box.
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That would be the most larger... You can
blow me while we wait for her.
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With pleasure, sir.
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Yeah.
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That's it. Get it hard.
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Come on, deep throat it.
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Now.
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Lie down.
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Come on.
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If you can look, it won't hurt your
eyes.
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Hey, light the candles, kill the lights.
Hold one in each hand like this.
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You take her place. You take hers.
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Come on.
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Do I have to get up?
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No, no.
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Don't forget that this is a travel
diary, and we have to make a stop at all
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pleasure ports.
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I just love everything you make, Amanda.
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Oh, but you don't know half of my
capabilities.
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I love fabric all over my body. It feels
better than anything else.
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Better than this, for example?
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oh oh oh
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That's it.
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I got a surprise for you.
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Oh, that's good.
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How's this?
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talking about you, my darling.
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What's an idea, telling a door like
that?
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What does Frederick think about all
this? I think you have a lot of hidden
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talents. Today seems like a bad day to
try and discover them, though.
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Just get married, and I'll take care of
anything you'd like.
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I'm for that.
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Well, I'll leave you two. Mary is
waiting for me. See you later.
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Hey, I know this person.
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That's your snatch.
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Yes, but it's not very interesting.
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Ah.
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Is it because you're part of the party
or because they got a picture of you on
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one of your off days?
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Oh, you'd be the judge of that.
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It's easy to tell who's the owner of
this other little pussy.
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Take a good look at it, because that's
the one you're marrying.
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It's very lovely.
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Oh, lovelier than mine?
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They're both very lovely.
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I'll have you know that that adventure
took place at my house.
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That's the only reason I was involved.
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Now, how about us getting down to
business?
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We had an agreement we'd take care of
you gals one at a time.
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If you think it'll take two of you to
satisfy one of us, you must think we're
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pretty special.
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We'll give you the answer to that one
afterwards.
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Yes,
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ma 'am.
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Come on, first come, first served.
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Go on.
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Why me first, my dear?
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I want to watch.
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Plus, I prefer it on the second wind.
And if there's no second wind?
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In that case, you'll have to take care
of me as only you know how.
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Come on, you better decide. Let's get to
it.
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I don't think I need to introduce all
these fellows to you.
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You know them already.
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But they don't know you.
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And I don't know you either.
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There's still time to get to know each
other before the ceremony.
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26 years old.
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All teeth intact.
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Almost a virgin.
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Holder of the title.
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Frederick.
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28 years old. The challenger.
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All blows are acceptable.
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Especially those below the waist.
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One round only.
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Shake hands.
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May the best man win.
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Wait a second. Go back to your corners
and get prepared.
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Coaches, take your places, if you
please.
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Thank you so much.
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Oh. Oh.
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Uh huh.
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Oh.
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