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I love you.

I just can't believe it.

Do you think it's wrong?

No.

And anyway, you know that Mary Christine is my best friend.

Remember, it was you who introduced us.

Yes, and I'm happy that you're marrying her.

Are you sad?

Sad, but happy too.

I'd like you to do me a favor.

Anything you'd like.

I'd like you to leave a few of your things here.

Just a suit or something like that.

When I look at it, it'll seem like I still have a part of you here with me.

not going anywhere, my dear.

What? You'll come back here to see me? You know very well you're my favorite

mistress.

You better get a move on.

Come on, you're going to be late.

Kiss me some more.

No.

To think that you and Mary Christine haven't even slept together yet.

Well, it's a matter of principles. Oh, yes. You and your principles.

You pussyfooted around here trying to find out all about her.

Just like she snuck around here wanting to know all about you. Do you

disapprove?

No. Besides, I get a lot out of it.

Hello, ma 'am.

Hello, Joanne. Are we late?

Oh, no, ma 'am. I mean, Miss Cindy isn't even ready yet. Her hairdresser hasn't

arrived. Tell her we're here, please.

She saw you coming from a window, and she told me to tell you to wait in the

living room for her.

Would you like something to drink? Here would be nice.

Some chilled white wine, please, Joanne. Would you like a Chardonnay, sir?

Ah.

I don't believe this would be the best day to lay the maid.

Too bad.

With your permission, may I look without touching you?

You may even touch.

Mrs. Oh, Miss Cindy asked me to give you this book while you were waiting.

What is it?

It's a personal diary.

If you need me, sir, I'm at your service.

Thank you, Joanne.

I knew that she kept a diary, but Mary Christine never showed it to me.

I believe you were the first person to see this.

What a proof of her love.

Yes, it is.

I know all of these characters.

If you'd like, I'll be your guide through this very, very special diary of

His name was Albert, and he was a young bastard's attaché. They met by complete

coincidence.

Come in, Albert.

Make yourself comfortable.

Oh, Mary, don't worry about me. I could take off all my clothes right here and

now. That's what I want you to do.

Joanne?

Undress him.

hard. I must say, under the circumstances, it's not that easy.

Joanne, give him his.

Very well, ma 'am.

My dear Albert, you must understand, I have a hobby.

I would like to have a memento of you, and it's better to take it before than

after.

Oh, Mary, if you'd take the matter into your own hands, I'm sure I'd be a lot

better off.

We'll see about that.

How wonderful.

Yes.

Oh,

yeah.

Share, girl.

Share.

That's so good.

Good. Oh, yes.

Deep.

Just let yourself go.

Try to guess which one of us you're making love to.

If you guess right, you'll win a prize.

But that's a children's game.

You could call it that.

What if I lose?

Joanne and I will figure something out, and you'll have to give us a prize.

Maybe a grandfather's prize.

What's a grandfather's prize?

Oh, you can exchange it for another.

What's that sound?

I love you.

Oh. Oh.

And just who won?

It's not important.

All I can tell you is what she wrote.

Albert was fantastic, and Joanne and I fell asleep late. Our bodies worn out,

and our pussy satisfied.

May 21st, 1977.

That's very interesting.

Oh, but you're hard.

So is it against the law?

Let's go on to the next part.

Oh, that guy. He's not very interesting.

Not with his cock, not with his head.

July 14, 1977.

Oh, he was a real winner.

Mary Christine introduced me to him after a little sampling of his wares.

treated me just like he had treated her.

Oh, that guy Bruno.

Mary Christine gave him a nickname, which I find quite appropriate.

The Bear.

Where's the bedroom?

But there's no hurry, darling. Oh, yes, there is.

It's not in there.

Aha.

All right.

Get your clothes off and let's boogie.

Wouldn't you like to have a drink first, darling? A drink?

I didn't come here for no drink.

If I want a drink, I go to a bar. Sexy girls like you don't grow on trees, you

know. Come on, let's get upstairs and get it on.

Come on, you two.

Undress her. Go on.

Come on.

Your name?

That's Joanne.

Who cares?

I'll take care of you later. Right now, go give me a couple of candles. Maybe

some in the cabinet next to your fuse box.

That would be the most larger... You can blow me while we wait for her.

With pleasure, sir.

Yeah.

That's it. Get it hard.

Come on, deep throat it.

Now.

Lie down.

Come on.

If you can look, it won't hurt your eyes.

Hey, light the candles, kill the lights. Hold one in each hand like this.

You take her place. You take hers.

Come on.

Do I have to get up?

No, no.

Don't forget that this is a travel diary, and we have to make a stop at all

pleasure ports.

I just love everything you make, Amanda.

Oh, but you don't know half of my capabilities.

I love fabric all over my body. It feels better than anything else.

Better than this, for example?

oh oh oh

That's it.

I got a surprise for you.

Oh, that's good.

How's this?

talking about you, my darling.

What's an idea, telling a door like that?

What does Frederick think about all this? I think you have a lot of hidden

talents. Today seems like a bad day to try and discover them, though.

Just get married, and I'll take care of anything you'd like.

I'm for that.

Well, I'll leave you two. Mary is waiting for me. See you later.

Hey, I know this person.

That's your snatch.

Yes, but it's not very interesting.

Ah.

Is it because you're part of the party or because they got a picture of you on

one of your off days?

Oh, you'd be the judge of that.

It's easy to tell who's the owner of this other little pussy.

Take a good look at it, because that's the one you're marrying.

It's very lovely.

Oh, lovelier than mine?

They're both very lovely.

I'll have you know that that adventure took place at my house.

That's the only reason I was involved.

Now, how about us getting down to business?

We had an agreement we'd take care of you gals one at a time.

If you think it'll take two of you to satisfy one of us, you must think we're

pretty special.

We'll give you the answer to that one afterwards.

Yes,

ma 'am.

Come on, first come, first served.

Go on.

Why me first, my dear?

I want to watch.

Plus, I prefer it on the second wind. And if there's no second wind?

In that case, you'll have to take care of me as only you know how.

Come on, you better decide. Let's get to it.

I don't think I need to introduce all these fellows to you.

You know them already.

But they don't know you.

And I don't know you either.

There's still time to get to know each other before the ceremony.

26 years old.

All teeth intact.

Almost a virgin.

Holder of the title.

Frederick.

28 years old. The challenger.

All blows are acceptable.

Especially those below the waist.

One round only.

Shake hands.

May the best man win.

Wait a second. Go back to your corners and get prepared.

Coaches, take your places, if you please.

Thank you so much.

Oh. Oh.

Uh huh.

Oh.