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I will do it.

Will you? I'm counting on you, Mii.

All jungle spirits, please give me your power!

Heppe! Totomasu, totomasu!

This is the world ruled by the grand evil god.

I can't see. I can't see anything...

That's...?

A dream?

Ongo...

A dry savannah lies dormant...

...behind the eyes.

The urge to scream arises on the full moon.

Don't know if I can stop it anymore.

Things speed up.

A woman revealing her fangs for the first time...

Jungle! Running through the city streets.

Jungle! Cut through the wind.

Like a leopardess whose learned to dance.

Crazy! No deceit.

Easy! Who should I give them to?

These endless demands...

I ask... To whom?

HAPPENING THREE Mil

Hey, see you tomorrow!

Gee, this is the first event of the summer holiday?

I won't expect anything exciting.

What's up, Manami?

Well, I'm going on a trip with my family.

So, no more summer exercises for me!

- That's not fair! - I have no time!

I'll bring you a souvenir!

- See you! - Go away!

So, do you have plans during the summer break?

Hell no, my mom and dad are too busy.

You're very unhappy.

We don't want to hear from you!

You students should enjoy your healthy summer break!

Cheer up, kids. Cheer up!

Dad!

I heard what you were saying.

I'll give you a humble gift.

Thank you!

Oh, that...

We've already been there!

What are you saying?

My discovery is fantastic and exciting no matter how many times you see it!

It's better than nothing, I guess.

I guess...

How about you, Nami?

I always enjoy it.

You don't look like you are!

Well, let's meet at the station. Be there.

Okay.

Natsumi! Where have you been without me?

I had morning exercises at school.

Exercise assignment?

Is that tasty?

Very!

I'm envious!

If you wake up early tomorrow, I'll take you.

- Promise, okay? - Yes, I will.

That's how you seduce Master Ongo.

I've no interest in you getting your way.

So, do whatever you want.

Do whatever I want? Wow, what should I do?

I'm meeting with Takuma.

So, I'll leave you alone.

Where are you going, Natsumi? Take me with you!

Master Ongo!

Come on!

What the hell are you doing?

Master Ongo!

What?

The flower died.

City flowers are so weak.

I'm going with Natsumi, so don't bother me.

Oh, wait, please Master Ongo!

Mom, I'm going to the exhibition with Takuma.

Ask your father for a ride on your way back.

Okay!

I'm alone now. What shall I eat for lunch?

What is this?

No! I must hurry.

The awakening is soon!

It's pretty crowded.

I agree.

It's unlucky.

Yes, it's unlucky.

It's bad luck and unlucky.

Hey, is this where we were going?

Why didn't you stay home then?

It's okay.

Buy me a hamburger for my lunch.

Who do you think you are?

Natsumi, who are you talking to?

No, nobody!

They get along so well.

So, Natsumi has a thing for Master Ongo...

It dried out again. I hope nothing happens to Master...

Master Ongo!

It's a doll.

I'm not!

Oh, it's mechanical that's why it talks.

Can't I get just a little respect?

Ongo!

Ladies and gentlemen...

I'm the one who discovered the Ahem relics...

... Yoshihiko Rokudouda of Itsui Trading.

The name of the Ahem relic is, Jungle God Guardian God in Meow Guinea!

He destroyed the evil god who tried to ruin the world with a flower spirit.

Look at it! The wonderful remaining relics!

Indeed, it's wonderful.

Your dad sometimes babbles about strange things.

I know.

I'm bored.

Ongo, Ongo...

Who is it? My head!

Wake up! Wake up Ongo!

Who is it!?

What's going on?

I hear, I can hear the sound of evil!

Ladies and gentlemen, we're landing at the Australian airport shortly.

My mistake!

What's that?

The light went out.

As Nostradamus predicted, the king of terror will be reincarnated.

No way!

- What's wrong, Ongo? - What the hell is going on!

My head is going to burst!

- Oh, you're...! - Ongo!

- Ongo! - Natsumi!

Ongo, what's going on!

I will catch him!

Wait! Hey, wait up!

I said wait!

Hey, wait! Hey, you!

Well, then...

The seal's been dispelled?

Ear rings!

What now?

The return of the king.

No! No! No! No!

Noooo!

What is Ongo...?

He's getting bigger!

Damn.

Somebody help! Stop this thing!

Takuma! Ongo!

Master Ongo!

This is it, the end of the world!

Ow... This is just like the ancient legends of Meow Guinea.

The evil god of destruction!

It is Ongo.

That's right, that's what I saw in my dream, but...

It's not the same!

What's going on?

Destroy. Destroy. Destroy!

What the...

I will destroy everything!

What's going on?

That must be the legendary evil god who'll destroy the world, perhaps...

Evil god? Ongo is?

No time to be surprised.

We need to get Master Ongo back!

I need your help, too!

Okay.

Let's go!

Yes.

Is this?

Now!

The Flower Spirit, Mii!

The Water Spirit, Rongo!

We appear as a pair!

Wait for me, Master Ongo.

Your fiance, Rongo, will save you now!

But...

What?

I don't think we can win even though we transformed.

Don't say that. I was just thinking the same.

- It's moving to the city! - My goodness!

We need to use a spell to get there fast!

How long does it take?

What the hell!

Is this what made the city like this?

Destroy, destroy...

The mysterious giant creature appeared from Big Site in Ariaka...

...It has now moved to the Ginza area.

It's hard to believe but it is true.

Oh, my goodness.

The giant creature is moving to the Shinbashi area...

...after destroying jewelry shops in Ginza.

But there's a facility in that direction that you can't rush through easily!

If it continues, not only Tokyo, but also Japan will be demolished!

Couldn't you land a little better?

I can only move between water.

So, now what? Do you have a plan?

Huh?

Destroy, destroy!

Mii, Mii come here.

Someone's there!

It's that famous girl from the whale incident, Magic Girl Mii!

The big breasted girl next to her seems to be her friend or something?

Anyway, we can only hope they'll do their best.

Go for it, Magic Girl! Go for it, Big Breasted Girl!

Mii...

It's easy to say that.

We have no choice!

He's gone.

It must be Evil God, Ongo.

That's the old man from the mailbox!

Father!

Mii, now's the time to show your true power!

Now look closer, my panties!

No time to babble!

- Father's right! - But...

Listen, with the support of the Jungle Spirit, be Motherly Spirit, Mii!

Motherly spirit?

Dance! Feel the souls of people, spirit, and dance!

Ongo, Takuma, I'll try my best!

Nobody makes a difference. I'll destroy everything!

Mii!

The magic girl is going to challenge the giant creature!

What a devoted act!

Magic Girl Mii will save the world!

I can hear...

I can hear people cheering.

Voice of the jungle spirits...

Give me your power...

...to return Ongo and Takuma!

Is there any way to fight?

Rongo, follow me.

Okay.

What should I do, Mii?

I'll try the same thing from that dream.

Those who live in the jungle...

...the many spirits...

Please, help me!

Please, Heppe, totomass, totomess!

The earth prayer... the prayer of the spirit... now go to Mii.

Mii?

Ahamudo, ahamuda, jungle jungle...

Ahamudo, ahamuda, jungle jungle...

It works!?

No way!

Destroy... destroy... It's Mii... It's swinging...

Magic Girl Mii is huge!

Is this because of her magic?

Old man, what now?

Oh, he's gone.

I got it!

- It's a scoop! - It's going to be sold out!

No! Don't look!

- That's so great! - Thank you God!

Ouch...

I can't breath... but it feels good...

Stop playing and do something to Master Ongo!

I know.

But, it's scary.

People! Please evacuate, it's dangerous!

I'm not leaving!

Such heaven won't happen again!

No, just getting big won't solve anything!

Put yourself together!

Because!

- Destroy, destroy! - No!

You can't hurt Mii! Stop!

She flashed!

No!

Destroy, destroy!

No!

- Destroy! - Stop!

Destroy!

I said no!

Let me destroy!

Shut up! Mii is... Mii's big breasts are...

...not to destroy but are tough! Right?

But, why not destroy...

You keep your mouth shut!

Ongo... Takuma...

I know, you want to be yourself.

I know. I know.

Please come back!

What are you doing?

Stay away from Master Ongo!

Ahamuda, ahamuda... Jungle, jungle...

Mii's the Flower Spirit, a Motherly Spirit.

With that love, you can seal the evil spirits power.

Oh, great!

Amazing!

It's such a nostalgic feeling.

A long time ago, somebody did it for me. Was it my mother?

Why is that?

Mii is holding me but I'm thinking of her?

We always fight but...

What?

No...

Now it's my turn.

Ahamuda, ahamuda!

Haramata, haramata, haramata, kokokoko...

What a selfish guy...

Takuma!

You saved Mii, that's the Flower Spirit!

- Ongo! - Master Ongo, thank goodness!

Sorry to worry you.

It's almost over, so push a little harder.

Okay!

What's this feeling?

Nothing beats Mii's big breasts!

You moron!

- Ouch! - Takuma!

Yeah?

It's completely connected!

What the hell?

The Flower Spirit and God Ahem...

...it all happened as told on the relic, professor.

Indeed, but there are similar legends all over the world.

All on Ahem and Mii?

Perhaps, maybe not.

But archaeology is not just about the past...

...It's also about the future.

I see.

Those who talk lightly about the past will be betrayed by the past.

And the cause of this incident is you, Fuyuhiko!

I'm sorry.

I can't pull out, what now?

Do something, Mii!

I don't know how.

No! Master Ongo, it doesn't come off!

If Mii holds me tight again, maybe it'll come off!

Right! Do it Mii, with those grand breasts.

Please Mii, won't you?

No way!

So sad.

THE END

Stained by the light of dawn,...

...Heaven and Earth embrace...

...and become one.

After much wandering, I've arrived.

The voice of the Red Spirit comes from above...

...and envelopes me.

All life awakens.

This planet lives.

Our mistakes that escape us...

The undulating existence.

The broken heart is filled with love...