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Well, I just... No, look.

Okay, well, you're gonna have to do a little more schmoozing, okay? You're

have to shake a few more hands, and you're gonna have to make this thing

official, okay? We can't move forward the way it currently stands.

It's just... It's unacceptable, okay? You understand.

You understand, it is unacceptable the way you are approaching this merger.

Okay, look, look, I don't have time to talk to you about how to do your job

properly. I need you to just take the initiative and get it done, okay? You

understand? You understand what I'm saying, right?

Take an expiration.

This should expire.

Okay, let's see. Open the pouch. Remove the stick from the pouch. Take off the

purple cap.

God, that shit is so confusing. I thought you just peed on a stick.

I thought you just peed on it, and then it will tell you if you're pregnant or

not, but... So bad.

I don't even know if I have to pee right now.

Two to ten minutes? Do I have to wait two to ten minutes?

Fuck.

Okay.

Hey.

Hey.

You're too sweet. No, actually, my day has not been very good.

Yeah.

So, listen, I, um... Fuck.

Sorry, I didn't want to have to say this.

I, um... I haven't gotten my period.

And I bought a pregnancy test because I think maybe I'm pregnant.

What?

What the fuck? Are you kidding me? No, that this isn't yours?

Seriously? Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me? I mean, I haven't had sex

anybody else except you.

And let alone without a fucking condom. You are the only person I have even

fucked without a condom. You are the one who convinced me to even do it.

Oh my god.

I cannot believe that you are doing this right now.

I cannot believe that you are fucking doing this to me right now. Oh my god.

even let you fuck me if I knew that you were going to be this type of guy.

You fucking pretend to be all nice and fucking sweet and kiss my fucking ass so

that you can just flip your fucking dick inside me and then what? And then just

fucking pretend like I'm not even here? You're going to just fucking walk away?

You are such a fucking piece of little shit.

but here you are doing this, you know, why don't you come in and just check on

me, you know, make sure everything is, uh, everything is fine.

No, it's not.

Uh, my boyfriend and I got into a fight.

Oh. Well, that's okay.

You know, I'm sure you're gonna work through it, you know, these things, they

happen, and, uh... I don't know, this one's a bit... Way too good.

More.

Is that what I think it is?

Is that a pregnancy test?

Yeah.

A fucking pregnancy test? Why? What the fuck?

Yeah, that's what this is all about.

Hold on a second.

Are you pregnant?

I don't know. That's the thing.

I called my fucking boyfriend because I don't even know how to fucking read this

thing.

Christ, oh my God. Okay, so not only are you taking a pregnancy test, but you're

having unprotected sex?

I mean, honestly,

I thought you and your boyfriend were just, you know, like, dating. I didn't

know it was that serious. Are you fucking kidding me? Why don't you talk

about this? I mean, I wanted to use a condom, but he convinced me. He just

saying how good I did.

Do you understand the repercussions of this? You know, if you have a child

now, like you don't even have a job.

How do you raise a kid?

Is this economy?

I don't want one.

Your mother is going to lose her mind and you're fucking multiple people.

I mean, no, no, I, I'm not. I'm just, I just, I

don't know what to do.

test because I don't even know how to read this one.

Okay, okay, okay. Look, look, look. I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean to make you

more upset. I get it. It's because this is a tough situation, okay? Just

breathe. Just relax.

I'll get through it.

Thanks. So, I mean, what's the story? Is he going to help you out or what?

No, he didn't want to help me read this fucking thing. He just kept saying, no,

it's not mine.

I was like, I don't give a fuck anyone else. He was being such a douchebag.

Why do you guys have to be such douchebags?

It's going to be alright.

You know, you're beautiful.

You're so much more deserving than that little chump.

And that's all he is. He's just a little immature prick.

I'm so lucky to have a dad like you.

That's true.

Wait, what do you need? You need some money or something?

Yeah. Yeah, you want to buy me a test?

Yeah. I can take care of that for you.

Seriously though, you're like the best stepdad a girl could have before.

Oh, come on.

I'm more than just a stepdad.

I can be a friend.

A trusted confidant.

Between you and me, we don't have to tell your mother about this, okay?

Really? Yeah, you've been through enough as it is. We don't need to involve her

and object her out. We can take care of this.

I just want more steps for you.

Thanks, Daddy.

Wait.

I don't know if we should be doing this. I mean...

You're my stepdad.

Yeah. Well, you know, if I'm being honest, I always

thought of you as more than just a stepfather.

We can keep this a secret, like I said.

You know, just between the two of us.

Yeah. It feels a lot bigger.

Oh.