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We've never liked Parker.

Well... Alright, I've never liked him.

But now we are very much on the same page about this.

Our daughter is the best girl we could ask for and she does not deserve this.

Exactly. I mean, he's rude and crass.

I mean, he'll pee with the door open for everyone to see.

Oh, hey, what's up? Oh, my God.

And he smokes weed in the house.

Yeah, hello, Animal Control?

I'm calling about a skunk problem.

No, I haven't seen one anywhere, but I just know there has to be.

Come on, what's up?

Um,

yeah.

Nice tips.

Um, you know what?

Never mind. I think that we found the problem.

Yeah, and don't get me started on how discreet they are with their sex life.

Exactly.

Where are my keys?

I swore I had them.

You think that would be late for the movie?

No. I think we'll be fine.

What?

I've got to be comfortable out there.

You know that if you go up there right now, she's going to move in with him.

I know.

I know.

Let's get out of here.

Over here, of course.

Right here.

You like that? Yeah.

Make it harder.

Fuck yes, daddy.

Well, you know we're going to suck it.

when you make these shots on YouTube, babe.

I don't know.

you you

Mmm. Mmm.

Fuckin' mother

fucker.

you want me to fuck you? yes daddy turn around

Whose pussy is this? It's Lyra's, daddy.

Yeah?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Look! Oh my goodness.

This pussy's all yours.

This pussy is all fucking yours.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Oh my goodness. Grab me just like that.

Just slap me down in my fucking pocket, daddy.

Oh fuck.

I'm so scared.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Fuck. Please.

Please. Please. Please. Fuck.

Oh, my God. Fuck. Please. Please. Please.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Yeah.

Fuck!

fucking harder than you can give it to me. So I'm gonna fucking see what you're

like. Yeah. It's all yours.

Yes.

They're moving.

I just want it back inside me.

Yes, please.

Thank you.

Yes, good.

Oh my god, this is all fucking yours.

Oh my god, you just... Fuck!

Fuck! Oh my god, fuck it.

Fuck.

Oh my god, you just slapped my ass again.

Fuck.

Oh my god!

It's fucking good!

Come on, fucking come on.

Come on, come on.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

I can give it to you.

There's another fucking count.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yeah.

Please, please, please, please.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, I'm about to cry.

Oh, fuck, here it is.

Oh,

fuck.

We've been telling our daughter that she can do so much better for months now

And now she's finally given it a chance.

So

Fingers crossed.

Knock on wood.

What up, Mom and Dad?

We're home.

What is all this?

I don't want you two to sit down.

We'll scoot over then.

Come on. Make some room for the young people.

So,

today, Madison and I are taking back control and we're sending her on a date.

What? It's fine. My parents, they think I can do better than you, but I've told

them it's impossible to imagine anything better than you, babe.

Yeah, right.

Stop. Don't be mean.

I'm just going on a blind date with a guy that they picked.

You're going to sit here and watch with my parents while we go on the date.

But after the date, I get to choose if I want to come back to you or go with

their new guy.

But you are going to give the new guy a chance, right?

Yes, Dad.

Okay, fine. So who is this bozo?

Hi.

Well, Madison, this is Lucky.

Hi. Great to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Now, do you have some fun?

You ready?

Not too much fun.