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You're the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

It's on TV.

Let me see.

What the fuck?

Hey. Oh, what's up?

Oh, nothing. Just hanging out. What are you doing?

Um, I'm about to watch TV.

What's wrong? Why are you acting so weird? What's wrong?

Okay, so I was thinking about we play a little game.

A game?

Yeah. What do you mean a game? What kind of game?

Well, I've been learning recently from mom, but, like, how to be a

better wife. So why don't we play house?

Well, how to be a better wife? But you're not even married.

Yeah, but I'm, like, I'm getting older.

i'm meeting boys and stuff so i want to learn how to like treat a man and be a

good lady so so mom mom's teaching you how to be how to be a good wife when you

get married yeah how to take care of a man like i want to be like a you know i

want to be a good wife so minus that

Why don't you and I play house? We can play like we used to. Play house?

What are we, five years old?

Listen.

No, we're not five, but, like, you're my little brother, and I need you to help

me. So play house with me. You're going to be my husband. Yeah, I'm your younger

stepbrother, but, I mean, I'm over 18.

I'm not old. We're too old to play house.

Listen.

Shut up and just play it out with me, okay?

Then you can watch all the babies alone. Okay, if I do this, are you going to

stop bugging me? Yes, I'll leave you alone. Okay, so what do you want me to

Fine, I'll pretend I'm your husband.

Okay, thank you. Thanks, honey.

Oh, my God.

You have to play along.

Okay, okay. So I got to call you, like, sweetie?

Yeah, anything.

Sugar pie.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Hey, hey, babe.

What's up?

You know what? I'm kind of thirsty.

Maybe, I don't know, maybe you can make me something to drink while I watch the

game. I think that should teach you how to be a good husband, but I'm the one

playing the good wife.

Okay, honey, I'll get you whatever you want. Maybe some coffee, please.

You want some coffee, sweetheart?

Okay, I'll be right back. Thank you, baby.

You're welcome, honey.

Oh, that was quick.

I have your coffee. Oh, thank you, baby. You're such a good wife.

Oh, thank you, sweetie.

Okay, now what? I'm going to sit on your lap. Whoa, whoa. And we're going to

watch some TV. What are you doing? Is this normal?

Come on. Mom sits on Dad's lap all the time.

Just keep playing along, okay?

Okay.

So, did you have a good day, honey?

Oh, yeah. Work, you know, work is work.

You know, same old thing.

But... Should we watch some TV together?

Um, yeah, I guess. Sure.

Where's the remote?

It's right here.

Oops.

Okay.

Oh, shit.

What? What?

You're not wearing any underwear.

Oh, you noticed.

Of course I noticed. What the fuck?

Okay, okay.

Is mom teaching you this shit?

Don't be ridiculous.

I'm learning from, like, the internet.

I mean, is she teaching you how to be sexual with the husband or something?

No.

I'm just, like, I'm just trying to practice, you know?

I figured it would be hot for a wife to not wear any panties around her husband.

Oh, my God. Okay.

Fuck. Well, Riley, I'm your stepbrother. I know we're just playing a game, but

maybe we're taking this too far?

Not at all. We're not doing anything wrong.

It's okay. You're just my little stepbrother.

Besides, I can tell you like it. You're getting excited.

Oh, my God.

Just keep playing along with me, okay?

I don't know if I should keep going along with you. This is kind of getting

of weird, don't you think? Well, listen.

What? I know how much you want to drive my car, and I know how you want to go

out and about with your friends, and Mom and Dad hasn't gotten you a car yet.

So if you keep playing along with me, I'll let you borrow my car for a whole

week. A whole week? A whole week.

That's what a good sister I am to you.

Oh, shit.

Okay. Now be a good husband to me. Okay, fine. I'll keep going along. But what

if mom and dad come home and they see us?

They're not going to come home anytime soon.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. And you're being a good wife? Yeah, you're being a really good

Oh, my God.

Okay, listen.

I think we're...

I'm kind of taking this too far, no?

Not at all. Okay, listen.

One, you're my stepbrother, so we're not even blood related. Yeah, I know. Okay.

Two, you agreed to play house with me.

Oh my God, Riley.

You already... I agreed, but I thought we were just playing a game. I didn't

know... We are playing a game. We're playing a game of house.

But you're... You already accepted my car, so I want you to treat me like a

husband treats his wife.

What does that mean?

Come on. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.

Like... Do you always wear a skirt with no underwear?

I think you would have noticed before.

I'm sorry, but you're my stepsister. I don't know if this is okay. Oh, yeah?

Well, that doesn't stop you from having a boner.

Don't act like I didn't feel it when I was sitting on your lap.

Listen. Oh, my God.

I want you to just pretend that you're not my stepbrother. Pretend you're

another guy.

Like, pretend you're someone who likes me, who has proposed to me, and has

married me, and then wants to fuck me.

Okay? Oh, fuck.

I need you to help me and tell me.

That if I'm good or not, I had to be better. Just pretend this is like a

research project.

Okay. And you're going to write me. So you actually want me to fuck you.

Yeah. Like if you were my wife.

Yes, exactly.

Oh, my God.

You can do it, okay?

Fuck.

You think it won't get weirder from this?

No.

Remember, just think about my car. Oh, my God.

I'm thinking about something else right now.

Good. That's what a good husband should be thinking about. All right, but if

we're going to do this, I mean, we got to do it, you know, quick because I

want anyone to catch us. Oh. Making me nervous. I'm sure you'll be quick

anyways. Oh, my God. Fuck.

So what did you have in mind?

Well, I figured we could start with you telling me if I'm any good

with my mouth. Oh, my God. Fuck.

This is like crazy.

Fuck, how could I say no? Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Oh, my God. I can't believe you're actually fucking doing this. This is

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Oh, this is crazy, but I feel so good. Oh, my God. I knew you'd like it.

Yeah,

you really take this house shit seriously.

Yeah, you should too, okay?

Oh, I am.

Honey, I love how big your cock is.

It fits so good in my mouth.

What am I doing?

Yeah. Oh, my God. I can't believe we're actually doing this. Fuck, you're so

hot, though.

Are you going to get naked for me?

Of course.

Oh, yes.

Is that what you want?

Yeah, fuck yeah. Take your clothes off, baby.

Oh, my God.

Wow, you're so sexy.

My nipples are so hot. I can tell.

Oh, my God.

You're going to make a good wifey one day.

things you learned from the internet?

I'll show you a lot more.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh my God.

You want to take a little more?

I do.

big.

Make sure you play with your balls too.

Me too.

Are you going to feel that pussy?

Yes.

I can feel it stretching all over my body.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Yeah, I'm going to turn it back.

I'm so fucking deep.

I'm so fucking deep.

Holy shit.

I'm so fucking deep.

I'm so fucking deep.

I'm so fucking deep.

I'm so fucking deep.

Sit on it like this all the way down. Yeah.

You'll be feeling the back of that person. Yeah.

Like that.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I am feeling you. It's hitting all my hands.

Thank you.

That fucking dick, baby. Milk that fucking dick. That pussy. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

This is so deep inside me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my fucking God.

God. Oh,

my

God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Just like that.

You're fucking murdering that fucking person.

fucking amazing.

You're amazing.

Wow.

You're going to make a great wife one day.

Wow. Thank you.

You know what? We can practice anytime you want.

It's a fun game.

Damn, I'm glad you like it.