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Down, down, down, down, down.

Oh, my God, this is really great. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God, this house is amazing.

This is the best kitchen I've ever seen. This is so much fun. At least they're

having it well.

It's pretty nice.

Looks like the pictures.

Yeah, this is good. I'm going to look forward to this weekend.

Oh, man.

So happy to be here. I'm so happy to be away from the wife.

I'm so happy that we can get away from the wives. They poke a lot, you know,

work and everything.

I need to break just like you. I really do. You know, if the girls get happy and

they bond together, then that's best.

It's worth the trip.

Yeah, let's check it out. Go be somewhere.

Oh my god, this vacation is going to be so much fun.

I'm so excited to hit up all these parties. I know, right?

Oh, my God. Did I tell you about that dude that hit me on Twitter? No way. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Let me show you. Yes.

Let me see.

Holy shit.

He's so cute.

Isn't he? Yes. And guess what? Oh, my God. What? He's having a party.

No way. I know, right? He made it up.

Yes. That's so cool. We should totally go.

Yeah, but I think we should ask her out.

I feel like they'd say yes, but I mean, just to be safe, we definitely should

ask.

Yeah, I don't know, but we should definitely ask.

We should ask together, huh? Oh yeah, we have to put on our sweetest look. Yeah,

just make him say it.

Yeah, let's do it.

I'm so excited.

I'm just glad we're here. I totally get what you said about the car, though.

Totally get it.

Man, you know, I fixed that side of the car. It was scratched.

I took it, I fixed it.

Guess what happened?

She smashed it again.

Oh, my God.

I mean, she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think she's got diarrhea of the mouth.

Oh, yeah.

That's exactly what it is. Hi, guys.

We

just

had one

question.

We could hang out with a friend, you know?

Like, go to a little party. Just some girls. Yeah, we wouldn't be gone too

Did you say a party?

Yeah. No party.

You know, listen, you've got to understand.

We are in Los Angeles. It's a big, dangerous city. It's a big, dangerous

There's drugs.

It's the last thing that I wanted to worry about you. I mean, you know, I

We are responsible for you here. We're supposed to be here as a family, just to

get to bond and hang out and relax. And just sit here and do nothing. Yeah,

right?

Yeah, that was the whole point, right? We didn't say nothing, but, you know,

we've got to relax. You girls are enjoying the nature. Whatever, we

Yeah, fine.

See you all later.

Well, you know, what can you do?

There's no fucking way to get into a party. I have my fucking dead body.

It ain't going to happen.

I was just looking for it.

Another one? Yeah, sure. That would be great.

Are you trying to grab those plates?

Yeah, I'm not tall enough. I'll just help you.

Okay, yeah.

One, two, three, clap.

There you go.

Thank you.

Look at you.

You've grown up so much. You're like a beautiful, sexy woman right now.

You remind me of my wife when she was younger.

So how is everything? Are you hanging out with some friends?

Yeah, friends.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Do you date or something?

No, just friends.

But you're like... Are you like, you know... Hey, what's going on?

You know those things talking about school, you know?

You know, just like the struggles of, you know, the year starts and the

subjects. I remember like... Yeah, she's like straight. Is that straight age

too? You can't be talking about her.

I mean, you never know how it's going to be. You know, life changes anyway.

You girls have fun. You got fun, you know? You got a little snack.

Let's have a little... Oh, come on.

This vacation sucks.

So boring.

Can't believe they won't let us go out. I know, right?

It's a party. Like, one night.

Oh, my God. Now we're just stuck here.

So, like, what is there to do? Like, I mean, this house is cool, but... I don't

even think there's a TV.

Right. Oh, my God.

Like, when are they going to trust us to go out on our own, you know?

Maybe when we're 40.

Right. God.

Seriously, I can't.

Right? I thought this was going to be fun.

Same. Like California for the first time.

Yeah, and we have to stay inside this house the whole time.

Awful. Bonding time.

I don't want to bond with my dad anymore.

Right? I'm going to go bond with some hot guys.

For sure.

We ever going to stop drinking? Oh, no. We have to enjoy that, man.

it doesn't happen too often. I know. I was just coming down the hallway and I

overheard the girls talking and apparently they're not too pleased about

being here and not letting them go to the party, not bringing their friends

over. We've really, I don't think, I think we made a mistake doing this.

I mean, I can blame them, you know, they're, they're changing, they're

women, you know, they want to go out, they want to party, you know, they're

sexy. I did, I did.

I did too. I get it. I get it. Listen, I know.

I know when I saw you in the kitchen.

That thing in the kitchen was not what you think I thought it was. Oh, man, you

know me. I get it. Listen.

It's hot.

I mean, listen.

I know.

I'm just advanced. You caught me fucking checking her out now. I know.

I mean, I couldn't even bounce. I couldn't. I'm transfixed.

I cannot.

I cannot stop you from being.

I am a man. A man, you know.

She's hot. Yeah, she is, you know. It is what it is. She's hot.

You know, maybe we've got to come up with some kind of compromise.

Something we can... Listen, I've got a friend.

We could go get a little place downtown Hollywood.

I've got a guy.

Some party favors. We'll have a good time on our own.

Maybe we'll let them have this place.

Let them have it to themselves. They can do what they fucking want.

If they put out for us.

Swapsie swapsie.

Right? We'll bugger off. They can have this place. They can do what they like.

Yep. I'm good with that.

Do it.

Hey, girls.

Hi.

You guys in a better mood?

Yeah, we're good.

So,

we were talking about that you are not really happy. And trying to figure out

maybe a way to kind of make it up to you.

So, we have something for Ophie.

Okay. We're thinking that maybe we're going to get another plate.

Down in downtown Hollywood area.

Okay. You can have this place.

Wait, really?

Wait a minute. Hold on. We ain't finished. Hold on.

And you guys can party all week.

Bring anyone you want here.

Okay? So cool. Do your own thing. We're going to do our own thing. Okay. Okay?

Uh -huh.

And I'm sure that will make us both, all of us, all four of us, have a much

better time. I'm pretty happy about it. Yeah. I mean, that's amazing.

Right?

There is one thing.

There's a condition.

There's a condition that, you know, nothing comes for free. Exactly. So, we

something out of this deal. Yeah, we're going to provide that for you and your

girls.

Alright, well, let's lay it out for you.

If we're going to do this for you, we would like, especially as we've been

talking quite in depth about, What we think of the pair of you, we're both

attracted to our opposite daughters.

Sounds weird, I know, but it's just a fact. So, if you do something sexual for

us, we will let you have this deal.

And you have a week of partying. A week of partying! I mean... Dad, what the

fuck? I mean... Come on, it's not that big. Dad, I want to have fun too.

Or we can just not and just take it off the table.

Exactly. I mean, you know. You don't have to.

We thought maybe something that you would like to wear. It's worth

Okay. I mean, like, I guess your dad's kind of hot. I mean.

Um, I mean, your dad's kind of cute.

You guys swear it's just going to be this one time.

Oh, this is.

Totally just between the four.

It does not leave the four walls, okay? And we'll get the whole house to

ourselves. Yeah. We will be gone until we pick you back up at the end of the

week. Whatever we want.

There's nothing to do with us. We won't be here.

I mean, if you're, you know,

into older guys, I mean, you might have a little bit of fun, you know?

You want to try?

Yeah. Okay.

Just saying, I mean, we all benefit, right?

I guess, yeah.

Okay. Okay. This will be fun. Yeah.

You think it looks nice?

Your dad's dick is so pretty.

I think it's really nice.

Nice. Ooh.

Ooh.

So good at this, don't you think?

A little bit too good.

Maybe we should, you know, try them on.

Thank you.

That was fucking hot.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Why don't you take a sip?

Just like that, uh -huh.

Open the nose.

Yeah. Uh -huh. Uh

-huh.

Mmm.

Big produce.

Hell yeah. Mmm.