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So what do you think of this weekend?

It's amazing.

It's not nice. I don't know.

I don't think that's a good thing.

I'm always nervous.

I don't know.

Let's go.

Yeah, so she's just being really weird. I don't know where it's coming from.

He's a guy. Yeah, I'll do that.

I don't know. Yeah,

a guy.

Are you thinking of him right now?

I know I do.

This is a wiener right here.

What's your next class?

I don't know. I think this is the last one.

I wonder how many teachers are going to be in here.

Church.

I wouldn't be.

She's so beautiful.

She's got it.

I feel like you've tried to walk up to her and give her love and show her your

trick and she'll say yes.

I was just wondering if you girls liked magic.

Magic? No.

What?

Well, that's good because the reason I was asking is because I was

wondering what you knew how this got behind your ear.

What's that?

Well, the trick wasn't really supposed to go like that.

I really came over here because I was wondering if maybe Chloe

would maybe want to go to prom with a guy like me.

Oh, are you serious?

You're really asking her to go to prom with you?

Hey everyone, settle down, settle down.

How are we doing today? Everyone good?

All right, so as you know, today's presentation day, and we're going to

about some things. Now would be a good time if you need a bathroom break to

one.

Anyone need to go right now?

I guess that's the time, huh?

All right. See you guys back here at five.

Hey, dude.

So what's going on, dude?

Am I okay?

I stayed up all night.

doing this trick for Chloe. She didn't even care. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

There's donuts in the break room. Can I have one? No, never.

Well,

if any of you girls want me, no one cares about my tricks.

If only the magic gods would just give me better tricks, then maybe, maybe they

would notice me.

David Blaine gets all the girls.

All right, everyone doing ready now?

Good? All right. Who wants to be first to do their presentation this morning?

Oh, oh, oh.

Let's bring Chloe up next.

Okay, we are going to do it together, though.

Okay?

Yeah, that's fine. Come on up.

See what you got.

Okay.

Today we did our presentation on...

what we want to be when we get older.

And I think we both decided that we would be really great actresses. Yeah.

want to be movie stars.

Yeah.

We want to be movie stars.

I could just see us both up on that big screen.

There's nothing I could see us doing better at than being on TV.

And we're both super pretty and super popular.

So it would just be Probably super pretty and super popular on TV as well.

We're both blonde. Yeah, or look at us. We're blonde and beautiful.

And we would just make it so good on TV, I think.

We're just blonde and beautiful.

There's nothing you want to see more on TV than a couple of hot and cool hats.

Right?

I think you're pretty much whatever you want. I may have a good one. Yeah,

you're doing good.

I just think that we would be really good actors and actresses, actually.

Yeah. And everyone would just love us. Yeah.

And we're so good at school.

Are you okay, Ms. Temple?

What are you doing?

I don't know what that was.

I'm so sorry.

What was I saying?

We're good actresses, right? Yeah.

Oh, my God. What was that?

What the fuck?

Are you okay, Ms. Temple?

Yeah. What are you doing? I don't know what that was.

I am so sorry. That was really random.

We just have really good people skills.

i think it would be really good oh my god

on screen and um

yeah we would just be really sexy actresses

uh yeah we would be oh my

god

This is completely inappropriate.

You two need to go sit down. You're in detention.

That's it.

I've had enough of this.

I'm going to report this to the principal's office right now. Class, I'm

sorry. Girls, go sit.

Okay. I'm so sorry.

I'm very sorry. Class dismissed.

Girls, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

I've never even been in detention before.

Right?

What the heck was that? I've never even... I don't know what that was.

Oh, my God. So weird.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. It's so... It's such bullshit.

I know.

I'm going to be in so much trouble at home.

I know.

My dad already took away my car.

Already? Yeah.

Already. Already grabbed it. I'm not going to be able to go out ever again.

Oh, my God.

Hello there, lady.

Well, what are you doing here?

I'm in charge for the day.

Yeah, the teacher, he was busy, so he asked if I could supervise you guys.

So, it's like I'm in charge.

I guess we're stuck with Mr.

David Copperfield.

Whoa, all right, no David Copperfield blander here. That's the first rule.

Well,

you guys just try to sit there and relax.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no way.

Is it happening again?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Definitely touching me.

Oh my god, why does it feel like I'm getting fucked?

Oh my god.

Marnie. Marnie is alive.

Oh, fucking hell.

Oh, God.

Good job working there.

So good.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

You need to fuck us right now.

Oh my god, it's so fucking hard.

Oh my God. Oh my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes,

just like that.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Thank you.

Just like that.

Just like

that.

Oh my god, your brain and that fucking car.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, it tastes so fucking

good.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that looks so fucking good.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

I don't care now.

It's all true, fucking girl.

Fuck,

yes. Fuck,

yes.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh my goodness. Oh

my

goodness.

This is so fucking good.

Oh, fuck us on that fucking desk.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

I love

you.

I'll put it back in.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, my

God.

You're looking good.

Oh, my

fucking God.

Yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

What the fuck happened?

We're so messy.

Thank you, David

Copperfield.