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How hard have you been kicked in the balls in the past?

In a fight, full pelt, and eh, not very.

No?

It's all the ones that you don't see coming that you kind of hurt the most,

innit?

Is there no pain threshold?

No, we've learnt that one.

We've learnt that little lesson.

I really felt that one.

I didn't really, because I had a ball.

It's me that's doing the kicking.

Nice recovery from

the spa.

You need a minute?

Please.

Please.

Breathe in for five and out for five.

Get your seat. I want you to cover.

Thank you.

Put your wee chai there.

broken.

I've been kicking you in the dick.

Do I need to put a spreader bar on you?

No.

Good.

Not bad.

Oh, I got a little whip the other day.

What could I do with it?

A nice little woolly whip.

Let's do this instead.

Give you a little bit of a break.

Thank you.

Oh, what are these?

Control.

What a goofy little face.

You know what these are?

Something scary.

No, that's me.

Not the gloves.

Gloves themselves aren't scary.

When you put them on, that's when they become scary.

Well, you can do with them.

Nobody thinks they're hard and tough and strong.

Not at all.

Don't they?

No. Look at me, I can lift myself up.

So?

How high can you lift yourself?

You're about to prove it's not high enough.

I don't think it is high enough.

I could somersault you over yourself and it's not going to be high enough.

Are you going to scratch me?

I was just like fucking with

you. You're very good at that. I know.

I think perhaps I should get something else.

Don't you remember that one?

That's a little judgy thingy. Oh thank you.

Disappearing is going to annoy me.

Oh well.

Oh well.

I guess we'll just need to use a different type of logger.

Is that working out for you?

It's melted plastic, people.

Can you flip a little thing?

Turn into a little tiger.

You wanted to look shredded, didn't you?

That's gonna be abs.

I hadn't seen anything stupid.

Yep.

Give me a tin pack.

Are

you pulling

my lights down?

Oops.

Sorry, my girl.

You will be.

I'm not going to tell him.

Nice.

You go peck so easily, don't you?

You

just

never know with me, do you?

No. You just never know.

That was right in my spine.

You scratch.

You cat scratch.

Oh, speaking of cat scratches.

How about the cat claw?

Played with this in a minute.

It's a funny game. Someone goes...