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?Are you ready, kids-

.KIDS: Aye aye, Captain

.I can't hear you-

!KIDS: Aye aye, Captain

SINGING) Oh, who lives in)- .a pineapple under the sea

!KIDS: Spongebob Squarepants

CAPTAIN: Absorbent and .yellow and porous is he

!KIDS: Spongebob Squarepants

CAPTAIN: If nautical nonsense .be something you wish

!KIDS: Spongebob Squarepants

CAPTAIN: Then drop on the .deck and glub like a fish

!KIDS: Spongebob Squarepants

?CAPTAIN: Ready

!ALL: Spongebob Squarepants

!Spongebob Squarepants

!Spongebob Squarepants

!CAPTAIN: Spongebob Squarepants

.NARRATOR: Ah

Sandy Cheeks is going out of town

and has asked Spongebob and Patrick

to do a little .pet-sitting for her

?Pet-sitting-

?Won't that hurt them

NARRATOR: Perhaps she should .have asked someone else

[WHISTLING]

.Gee, Patrick-

.I didn't know you spoke bird

.No, that's Italian, Spongebob-

.OK, boys-

.This here's Birdy's food

.Feed him twice a day

?This whole sack-

.Naw, just a cup's worth-

.This here's my cricket

.He's saying hello to you

?Ain't he cute

.Sorry, I don't speak Italian-

.OK-

.And this here's snaky

?What's that lump in his belly-

.Well, that's his dinner-

.Well, I guess that's it

.I gotta go

I'll see you fellers .in a couple of days

!BOTH: Bye, Sandy

!Wait-

.You forgot about this pet

.Oh, that's only wormy-

.He don't eat much

.Look at him, Patrick-

?Isn't he great

!Hey, little fella

!Gitchy-gitchy goo-goo-

!Aw, look-

?Isn't he just precious

.Let's take him out to play

!998, 999, 1,000

!Ready or not, here I come

.You found me-

!BOTH: There you are

!D'oh

!He found us

SONG: A friend is a friend to the end

of the end, that's .forever and a day

.Stay by your side

Don't hear me say ,goodbye come what may

.because that's what friends do

.'Cause that's what friends do

.'Cause that's what friends do

.'Cause that's what friends do

Gee, Spongebob, I don't- .want today to end ever

.I know, Patrick-

,Days like today come once .maybe twice in a lifetime

.Savour every moment

.And it's all thanks to Wormy

,I made this for Wormy .our new best friend

.Until tomorrow, new best friend

.Don't be sad, little buddy

We'll be back first thing in .the morning for frolic and fun

Why must the sun set- ?on this perfect day

.Sleep well, Wormy

[SOBBING]

.Aw, don't be sad, Patrick-

.It's only until tomorrow

[CRICKETS]

[ROOSTER]

!Here I come, Wormy-

!Me too-

.And then we're gonna play tag

.And then we're gonna colour

And then we're gonna .build a house of cards

!BOTH: We're back, Wormy

!Wormy

!Wormy

?Wormy-- where's Wormy-

?What's that thing

.He's got to be in here-

I think something bad .happened to Wormy

He left his Best- .Friend ribbon behind

[SCREAMING]

?What is that thing-

.I don't know, Patrick-

But whatever it is, it !must have eaten Wormy

Why does this keep- ?happening to me

.Quick, Patrick-

We gotta make a .run for the door

!No

.He's blocking our only exit

?Now what-

We're trapped in here with !that-- that best friend eater

.Let's not panic-

.We just have to stick together

.Remember, it's two against one

?Right, Patrick

?Patrick

!SCREAM] He's eaten Patrick]

!Patrick, you're alive

?I am-

Patrick, we can't just- leave this horrible monster

.in Sandy's house

.It might eat Sandy's other pets

Or worse, it might- .eat Sandy's pets

.No, it might eat Sandy-

.We gotta get it out of here

[RINGING]

!It's for you-

.It's working-

!He's gonna answer it

.Tartar sauce-

You look pretty- .appetising, Patrick

Now just stay here and .wait for the monster

.I'll go get the net

Spongebob, hurry- !up with that net

.Hold on, Patrick-

I really don't taste- .that good, Mr. Monster

!I'm coming, Patrick-

.No, Mr. Monster

!Please don't eat me

!No, no, no

!Spare me

!I don't taste good

!No, please

.Wait a second

!Yeah

!We did it, Patrick

.Sandy's gonna be so proud of us

We got that horrible .monster out of her house

,And best of all ,her pets are safe

because that horrible --creature is now

headed straight for !the Krusty Krab

!It's going in the front

.Let's use the secret entrance

[GASP]

.OK, hold still-

It's gonna eat- !Squidward and Mr. Krabs

!Hit the deck, Mr. Krabs-

.Say money-

.Money-

What's the meaning- ?of this, Spongebob

.We're in serious danger-

--There's a-- a-- a .a monster out there

?Is he a paying customer-

.Oh no, Mr. Krabs-

It doesn't want to .eat crabby patties

!It wants to eat you

.Just like it ate wormy-

?Uh, wormy-

[SOBBING]

?BOTH: Oh, why

?Why

!So young-

!We'll never forget you, Wormy-

Well, if Moron- Theatre is over, I

think I'll just take a .look at this monster

?That's the monster

?Pretty scary, huh-

.A living nightmare-

.I should have known-

.Well, that's it

I'm getting off .the loony express

Now, just because you- swabs never seen a creature

like this doesn't .mean it's dangerous

.We tried to warn them-

!I can't watch

Get a load of- .the scary monster

!Ha

.Monster

!Ha

.Oh, it looks harmless-

.It's kinda cute-

.It reminds me of money-

.Monster-

!Ha ha

[SCREAMING]

?Squidward-

?Mr. Krabs-

!It ate them-

!And there it goes

First Wormy, then !Squidward, Mr. Krabs

That flying monster has !eaten three friends too many

.We must inform the citizens

.Evil has surfaced

The fate of Bikini Bottom .is in our hands, Patrick

.Now, let's roll

.Aye aye, Captain-

.OK, Patrick-

This is a very delicate situation

and must be treated with .great care and sensitivity

.Gotcha-

!Run-

!Everybody run

!Monster

[SCREAMING]

.Attention, Bikini Bottom-

There's a flying monster .that's going to eat you

[GASP]

:(REPORTER (ON TV .Attention, attention

This just in, a giant monster .is attacking Bikini Bottom

!We did it, Patrick-

.We saved the city

Just think what might have happened if we didn't

.tell everyone about the monster

?About the what-

!Shoot-

Looks like a twister .hit this place

?Where is everybody

!Aw, hi there, Wormy

You weren't supposed to .change till I got back

That ought to hold .you, little guy

[CHEERING]

!Howdy, Spongebob

!Sandy caught the monster-

I didn't know I'd- !be missed so much

!Golly

Maybe I should go out .of town more often

!Ah-- ah-- ah-choo-

.36 days without a customer

.So hungry-

!Mr. Krabs-

!A customer

.No food-

.Three days

.Hold on, me bucko-

.Food's on the way

?Hey, you got money, right

.Yeah-

Spongebob, bring this man- .some grub before he keels over

.Here you go, sir-

?Oh, crabby patties, huh-

.Finest under the sea-

.Yeah, yeah, sure-

?But where's the pizazz

?Huh-

.Look at this place-

?I mean, what is the theme here

?Underwater

.It's boring

!Food

!Water

!Atmosphere

Nobody goes to a- .restaurant for atmosphere

!They go for food

!Hey, Tom-

!Fred-

Hey, you want to eat ?at the Krusty Krab

.Nah-

.Let's go to the Shell Shack

.They've got a talking dog

.Great-

?Say, what's a dog

!Money walking-

I need to think of a gimmick like that

.to get people back in here

.I have an idea-

!Wait-

!I've got an idea

And so, ladies and gentlemen, make

sure you buy lots of crabby .patties as I bury myself alive

[CHEERING]

.No free refills

!Hey, everyone-

!Listen

The talking dog at the !Shell Shack is singing

!Come on

.Mr. Krabs, I have an idea-

?What am I gonna do-

,If I don't find an idea .I'll go out of business

.Mr. Krabs, I have an idea-

Why can't someone- ?give me an idea

.Mr. Krabs, I have an idea-

Great Neptune in- !heaven, I need an idea

!Mr. Krabs-

.I have an idea

What in the name of money- ?are you waiting for, boy

.Tell me

,OK, Mr. Krabs- .prepare yourself

Don't bother sitting down because you'll

.just stand up when you see this

!Ta-da

!Great barrier reef-

!That patty's spoiled

!Ba-ha-

Mr. Krabs, it's .not tainted meat

!It's painted meat

Pretty patties, available !in six designer colours

.CHUCKLING] Mr]-- .Squidward, come look

?Don't that look appetising

.Mm mm good, sir-

Wait, give me an orange- !patty with extra purple

?What's next

?Sequined milkshakes

?Bow tie french fries-

.No-

!Pretty patties-

!Pretty patties

!Stop it-

.I know this is a good idea

.I'll show you

I'll-- I'll-- I'll .open my own restaurant

!You'll see

?Hey Patrick, are you angry too

.Yeah-

?What's the matter-

.I can't see my forehead-

?What's your problem

I have a good idea, and- .no one else thinks so

.Me too-

.Inflatable pants

?What's your idea

I'm gonna open up a restaurant- .and sell pretty patties

.Forget my dumb idea-

!That's great

Are you ready for- ?the big rush, Patrick

Pretty soon those hungry customers

,will be lining up .because we are open

.I'm ready

.I'm ready

!I'm ready

[SNORING]

Patrick, how long have ?we been sitting here

Aw, I gotta draw a- .new battery for this

?What if Mr. Krabs was right-

.Maybe my idea is dumb

Spongebob, sometimes we have- to go deep inside ourselves

.to solve our problems

.I'm scared-

.Then I'm going in for you-

.Sorry

.Stupid inflatable pants

?Did you find anything-

?Huh-

?Hey, do you sell food here-

.Yes, sir-

.We sell pretty patties

.That thing's green-

!Green

[LAUGHING]

!Mr. Krabs was right-

What am I gonna ?do with all these

?Hey, is that one purple-

.Purple is my favourite colour

.This isn't half bad

Hey, world, pretty patties !is the best idea ever

:(FEMALE SPEAKER (ON TV ?Oh, Rick, how could you

.You and I, together we were one

MALE SPEAKER (ON .TV): That was before

.But now, I'm splitting us up

REPORTER: We interrupt this programme

for an important .news announcement

This wild throng behind me is screaming

for Bikini Bottom's .newest culinary sensation

.Let's take a listen

!CROWD: Pretty patties

!Pretty patties

?Pretty patties-

REPORTER: It's easy to see that .pretty patties are popular

But just what is it about them that

drives Bikini ?Bottom feeders wild

.ALL: They match our purses

.They remind me of home-

!Pretty patties rule-

.REPORTER: Mr Squarepants, how do

?you explain all this success

--Uh-

.I don't know

How can you make money- ?with such a stupid idea

REPORTER: And how can you not make

money with such ?a brilliant idea

At first, we didn't know- .what to do with all the money

,We tried burying it .shredding it, and burning it

But in the end, we decided .to just give it all away

.Come again, sir-

.I'm getting back in line-

!I don't believe it-

!I've got to see this for myself

.Hey, watch it, buddy-

I don't care how much you .want your pretty patty

You're going to have wait .in line like the rest of us

.I never had a line-

?Who's number 46,853-

[CHEERING]

.I never had 46,853 customers-

.Here you go, sir-

.You stay pretty

.All right

?Mr. Krabs, is that you

?Isn't this great, Mr. Krabs

The pretty patties .are a big hit

.They sure are, boy-

You're doing pretty .well for yourself

I guess you've completely .forgotten the Krusty Krab

.No sir, I haven't-

In fact, sometimes I really miss the old days

.at the Krusty Krab

I bet you miss Squidward and- .the grill and the crow's nest

.Yeah, yeah-

And you know what I miss ?the most, Mr. Krabs

That tiny squeaky sound you get when

.you rub two pickles together

?You know what I mean, Mr. Krabs

.Uh, yes-

.Yes, I do, lad

Well, the Krusty Krab is .only a short walk away

Why don't you head on ?down for old time's sake

.Oh, I can't leave, Mr. Krabs-

?What about the stand

.Oh, don't worry, lad-

.I'll watch the stand for you

?You will-

.No-

.I've got a better idea

I'll take this old roadside .stand off your hands for keeps

And in exchange, I'll ,give you the Krusty Krab

,with Squidward, the grill .and all those squeaky pickles

?What did you say, Mr. Krabs-

Here's the key-

.the Krusty Krab

.She's yours now

.Thank you-

?What should I do now, Mr. Krabs

.Run to her, boy-

.She's waiting for you

I can't feel my- .legs, Mr. Krabs

.Don't worry, lad-

.I'll fix it

Get this to the Krusty .Krab on the double

!Good luck, lad

.Dreams do come true-

[GASP]

,Ladies and gentlemen- Pretty Patties

.is now under new management

?Who's next

[CHEERING]

,I'm ready, I'm ready .I'm ready for my money

.Welcome to Pretty Patties

?May I take your money

.We want a refund, Krabs-

[AGREEMENT]

?What-

Your dumb pretty patties- .turned my face purple

.Look what I got under my cape-

!And look at our tongues-

?What's wrong with you-

We want our money- .back, all 46,853 of us

?Hey, where'd he go

!My key-

?Where's my key

!Spongebob

!Spongebob, let me in

!Spongebob

[SQUEAKING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]