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Have you ever killed anyone?

It's not for everyone.

You live in a nice middle -class neighborhood.

So do I.

You send your kids to school to learn right from wrong.

I know a lot about wrong.

Mrs. Clark doesn't always go to the bank with her investors' money.

Dr. Brown isn't really a doctor.

Hopefully Nicolette doesn't shop in stores.

All right.

He dropped me off at like 5 o 'clock in the morning.

I'm exhausted.

He wasn't that hot, but his car was.

Hold on, let me call you back.

Hey, are you here to fix the pool? It's like 32 degrees in there. I just broke

into your safe, and the necklace I'm looking for, you're wearing.

You should never panic.

These people are professionals.

They are ruthless and don't hesitate to take what they want.

The law doesn't always know about them, but my mom does.

She works with people who control all of this.

These people control the crime you don't even know about.

When things get out of hand, they restore order.

You see, sometimes people get greedy.

Here's your lunch.

But they all have expiration dates.

That's when my mom gets to do her job.

Happy birthday, Mom.

My guess is that you're home late.

Again. So it must be after midnight, which means it's your birthday.

I didn't want to wait till morning, so here it is.

It's me and you, Mom. Us against the world. I love you so much.

Love, your amazing daughter, Samantha.

Happy birthday, Mom.

I love all my presents, baby.

I love my present, too.

What's your present?

Mommy's homesie.

I love you, Q. Let's go to bed.

Hello?

You there?

Huh?

You didn't answer my question.

Why did you quit the softball team?

Oh, I didn't quit.

I never quit. I made a choice.

You seem tired.

Mom worked late last night. Had to sit up so you know. She got home all right.

Well, Sandra.

Samantha.

Well, Samantha, your grades seem to be... Wow.

This is just to wash down my pill.

So, what does Mommy do that makes you stay up so late at night?

She's a troubleshooter.

Fixes problems.

These problems go away.

Is that a stressful job?

No, not for her.

For other people.

So is she like a consultant?

What have you done to Aki? Oh no, she's more hands -on. I'm not here for you.

I'm here for her.

Bugger!

One second, sweetie.

Yes, baby.

Hey, Mom.

Can I have a snack? She always takes my call. Yes, you can have a snack.

Mommy's a little busy right now. Oh, yeah. You got a package today.

Who's it from?

Southwest Farm.

Oh, that's my vegetable cookbook.

Oh, did a packet of seeds come with it?

Yes. It came with one bag of tomato seeds.

That's lovely. Thank you, my darling. No, I've got to go.

Okay, I love you. Bye -bye.

This doesn't bother you, does it? No.

Listen, this has been a really great session.

Samantha, Marvel. Oh, is that like the Marvel in the newspaper?

Yeah, my mom, Maggie Marvel.

You can be a killer or play a killer.

Miss Cindy Pickles doesn't seem to know the difference.

You know, it's just insulting that she wanted me to do my research on a

computer. You know, I mean, Laurence Olivier did not do his research on a

computer when he played Hamlet. I'm only a gifted and talented actress because I

understand that the creative process involves a tremendous amount of

investigation and research. In order to play the killer correctly, I need to

digest all this material.

For the real thing, I invited you here today because behind you at that table

Doc Winston.

And Bobby Shea.

Real killers.

No.

Really?

Don't look.

What do you think they're talking about?

The number was too high?

Way too high.

Is there such a thing as too high?

Dutch said this number was too high.

Yeah, sometimes we get fries and they give us too many, but it's like a bonus.

You eat them. You don't give them back.

Why are you sweating?

Come on, new diet pill. Make you sweat.

I think we should go over and introduce ourselves.

No, Mrs. Parsons knows Bobby Shea, and she'll introduce us at the proper time.

No, we should go now.

I mean, we're beautiful gangsters. They love hot bait.

You and your contact, Jen Pate, were authorized to steal this much money.

Ready? Ready.

And the final number looked like this.

Oh, that looks great.

Does your bag seem heavy?

If it's too heavy.

I'll carry your shirt, too.

That's a lot of fries.

Yeah. You're smoking hot contact. Jen Tay just put us in a lot of hot water.

You know, she laughs at my jokes.

You're so funny.

You're not funny. That's the point. I'm working on fabulous show tickets for us.

Did you just say fabulous? It's this great new musical.

No. Didn't even hear the name of the play. Look, you and Jen Tay took too

money, and now we are way too exposed.

Way too exposed.

You like those fries?

Yes, very much.

Have another one.

It's good, right?

Yeah, you're enjoying your lunch. Everything's good. Now shove all those

in your mouth.

Go ahead.

He eats it really, really like he means it, you know? Now look at you.

Look.

Now you're way too exposed.

And we can't have people looking at us while we work.

I will give her a stern talking to. No, no. She's going on a boat ride with Miss

Dixie.

She has beautiful emerald green eyes.

You're making it harder and harder for someone to fall in love in this

Love just gets in the way.

Yeah. Thank God for that.

Yeah. Let's go.

I'm going to order fries anyway.

Hey, Dixie, it's Bobby. I found a place that has those show tickets you're

looking for, so I'm going to pick them up for you.

Okay, bye.

I do like this spot.

It's so quiet.

Now, the water is cold, but that will pass.

Your body fights to stay alive, but you just need to let go and let death in.

I would like you to have this.

Normally, I just pull that a lot tighter and let you slip away.

But there has to be punishment.

How can someone swim in one of these?

I don't think they were swimming.

I think they were drowning.

Most people die because they can't handle the dangerous side of money.

If you want to find the people who killed them, follow the money.

All the dirty money leads to the old man in the castle.

He was the king.

If you saw or knew the king.

I never laid eyes on him myself.

I got the numbers from last night's job. Very big.

He was a fair king.

Can we give some of it back?

I wouldn't mind that. It's not what I agreed to. If we make our partners too

rich, then they become rivals.

But he could be ruthless if you crossed him. Shut it down. No partners.

No problem.

Send Dixie.

The king insisted women take his revenge.

A woman, the king said.

far more ruthless than anything else the Lord has ever created.

What, are you allergic to me?

Not exactly.

They give life and are far more comfortable taking it.

The women were the hunters, and the men were the gatherers.

Bobby Shea and his men would gather many riches for the king.

Dude, you forgot something.

What is it?

Chocolate cake.

Is that milk chocolate or dark chocolate?

Dark.

All right, we've got to get milk on the way home.

Miss Dixie.

Bobby, I didn't know you were here. Have you been waiting long?

Three hours.

I know you don't like gentlemen up in the ladies' lounge, and I needed to

with you.

I think you forget that we had something special.

Well, that was a long time ago.

About six weeks.

Bobby, I have a pressing engagement.

You can't live watching others die.

I do more than watch.

Bobby.

If we were in a relationship and you were to disappoint me, I wouldn't throw

play to cry myself to sleep.

I would strike back in ways you can't imagine.

You sound so hot right now.

Bobby, I adore you.

But I could never be with you.

You have to be in a dark place to kill someone you know and an even darker

for someone you don't. Can I help you? Yeah.

Oh, hello, husband.

Mom had something very dark deep inside her that means it's all too easy.

What in the hell are you doing?

Maria had an accident.

Service sent me.

I'm tired.

You're going to need to draw me a bath.

I'll draw you a bath.

You've done something in this world that means you don't need to be here

anymore.

The first thing is I'm going to leave you bound because I found that it really

does work out easier that way.

With you flailing around, my job gets very difficult.

What is going on here?

I take you and I put your head under the water.

Of course, I do like to hold on to you as you're going.

It takes a little bit of time.

It usually takes about a minute or two before you really start to feel that

death is coming.

Then at around three or four minutes you kick a bit, but I can usually hold you

tight through that.

I am much stronger than I look.

And then around five minutes you get a bit faint.

Start breathing a little less.

Kind of comes in gasps.

That always makes me just a little bit sad.

And then by six, you're, uh... You're gone.

Let's begin.

No, please!

Well, hello.

Are you one of Claire's friends?

No, I've killed your wife and stolen her dress.

Well, I guess you won't need it anymore.

I'm Doug.

I'm... You're absolutely stunning.

Do you really think so?

Aren't you one of Claire's models?

You think I'm a model?

Well, that's the most darling thing a man has ever said to me.

I... I just want to say up front that I have a ten -year -old daughter at home.

I'm married.

Well... Doug, I would just love to stand

here and just keep looking at you, but... I must go.

I'm sorry for your loss.

It's eggs with no paste.

What are the ketchups for?

I don't like ketchup.

It's good for you.

It's a vegetable.

Mummy met a man yesterday.

Is he cute?

Yes. Is he married?

Not anymore.

You need to sign it.

Is that 40 %?

What are you doing? You never have to go to my school. You just sign it. I have

to talk to your teacher.

You know you could help me with my homework. I don't do fractions.

I'm going to get left back.

You're a smart girl.

I'll talk to Mrs.

Livingston. Livingston.

Anyway, when were you indiocated as an assassin?

That's indicted assassin. God, that's an awful picture of me. Where did you get

this? Billy Connors gave it to me at lunch.

Well, tell Billy Connors that an indictment is not a conviction.

Who the hell's Billy Connors?

He walks through school every day.

Oh, and he can read?

Well. Gotta go.

You stay right there.

Are you Billy Connors? Hi, Mrs. Marvel. Did you give this article to my

daughter? That's a great picture of you, Mrs. Marvel.

What gives you the right to meddle?

What's meddle mean?

If you go near my daughter again, I will kill you.

I'll kill your family, and I'll kill your dog.

We don't have a dog, Mrs. Marvel.

Eat it.

Excuse me?

Eat it before I stuff it down your throat and watch you choke on it.

A five -letter word for fruit.

Apple.

Grape. Berry.

What kind of berry? Some people might say strawberry, but of course we all

that strawberries are not real fruits because they're not derived from the

of a plant.

Unless, of course, you're talking about from a culinary perspective. It's mango.

So two banks on West 14th Street are moving because the city cannot supply

block with enough power to support their new alarm systems. So there's a third

bank on West 14th.

The Irish Bank of Germany. How do you know that? I know everything. I just

do crosswords because they don't present a proper challenge.

So why would a bank not need a lot of power?

Because they've got nothing involved.

The Irish Bank of Germany has over $500 billion in global assets.

Thank you, Marvin. That'll be all.

The kitchen.

Yeah, don't make fun.

Cooking is a great way to unwind.

Rule number one for the ladies.

They out of the men's lounge.

Mommy liked rules.

Because rules are fun to break.

Every bank on 14th Street has steel -reinforced concrete. They were built in

20s. Difficult, but not impossible.

We've got to get a close look at that bank.

The laser systems alone for motion detectors drop 20 ,000 watts.

Why does a bank not need a high -tech alarm system?

Because they have nothing to steal.

They've got something better.

This is the men's lounge.

has a low -tech alarm system private for men you should go now okay you're gonna

have to get out of here right now okay don't make me get out of this chair

you're gonna be in big trouble you know what i'm counting one two three

i'm up and someone is in big trouble

Okay, keep on walking.

Sophie Nicolette, a greedy jewel thief, who stole from the king's friends, was

well protected.

But mom knew every job requires a different skill set.

Mom will learn the necessary steps.

to get the job done.

Now, my favorite poison is foxglove, also known as witch's gloves, or dead

bells. It causes headache, convulsions, and eventually death.

You know, that chocolate is like poison to dogs.

That's one way to stop a fart game.

I'll wait.

This course is all poison. Now, you're being very disrespectful on Miss Brown,

and that has to stop now.

Ladies, I'm...

Dismissing everyone early to study hard.

To maintain the kingdom, Miss Dixie would always keep an eye out for young

who were not afraid to show anger.

Except for you, Polly.

Please wait.

Polly, you made a very big mistake defending me.

You should never let your enemies know your intentions.

Suppose one of those girls ended up dead.

You would be a suspect.

Not if I was careful.

Well, how careful could you be?

Well, poison done correctly doesn't really leave suspects.

Hey, Arnold. These carrots are so good.

I know. The dip's awesome.

And what kind of chemist would you have to be to know that?

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

I don't really have to be a chemist. I could tell you with my garden.

You know, you sold me a Sable Station wagon back in 1995.

How are you doing?

Yeah, I sold a lot of those wagons. No, but this car was different. This had a

front seat like a couch. I mean, it was maximum comfort.

Roger. Roger Thompson.

You had that dealership up by the mill.

Bobby Shea.

What are you selling me?

I'm not selling anything.

I'm buying you a drink. Who wants a free shot?

What's in it?

Poison. Only if you join us.

So is that the dead letter file?

These are dead people.

Dutch's cleaning house.

He seems to be doing that a lot lately.

What do you care? The ladies do the cleaning.

This bank job doesn't look promising. It looks like a dump.

The bank job's going to be huge. It's going to be a great score for us. That's

not why I'm here. I need a favor.

You always made us a lot of money, so the answer's no.

You haven't heard the question.

Well, the first answer's always no.

Now we're negotiating.

I have developed a deep affection for Miss Dixie.

The murdering psychopath, yes.

We had a brief history.

Yeah, you were lucky to escape that relationship alive.

Well, I think it didn't work the first time because of her career choice.

She's a killer, and a killer can't open their heart unless they stop killing.

And I need her to open up her heart so I can step in. I think it's time to

introduce Dixie to no -kill jobs.

I mean, this is not a stretch. I mean, women like money.

Well, money makes a woman feel special, but taking a life makes her feel like a

god.

Dixie's a god.

Do you want to mess with that?

No. I wasn't going to use Dixie. It's just a quick one -day job. I was going

use Maggie.

Which one's Maggie?

Dutch's kid.

Dutch has a kid?

Don't you read the papers?

I got 14 women on staff here. I don't know them. I don't want to know them. We

stay as far away from them as possible. If we can pull Maggie over, Dixie will

follow. I think you're going to realize that these women... Are predators.

You know, Robert, Dutch is dumb, but he's not stupid.

There's a reason he set up his business this way. There's a reason that we stay

away from them and they stay away from us. They're not capable of living the

life you're talking about.

You know, in the animal kingdom, the female is generally more ruthless. She's

usually the hunter.

And they can execute these violent acts without remorse. You know why? Because

in their genes, they feel justified.

So we tell our girls, hey, this guy's got to go.

And they do it. I have all this money.

I have nobody to spend it on.

I don't want to go outside the community for a relationship.

I'm going to let you go directly to Dutch on this.

Now, you realize by me doing that, I'm kind of giving my approval, so I hope

this works out for you, Robert. I really do.

But I got to tell you, you're poking a hornet's nest here.

And if I get stung, I can't help you.

I won't help you.

And by the time your body washes up on shore, none of this is going to make any

difference.

Okay, so I can talk to Dutch.

The bank job's going to work, and you find a room to hold all the money.

I want to use Maggie for this bank job.

Maggie? Yeah, is that okay with you, Dutch?

That's a boy job.

Well, it's a bank.

That's a boy job.

Yeah, I want to use a girl for a boy job.

Why would you want to use a girl for a boy job?

Girls are not allowed in a boy job.

Well, it's Maggie, your daughter. I think we could bend the rules for

Maggie is my daughter.

But she's not family.

What just happened?

Did I ever tell you the story about Dutch's very young and very pretty third

wife? She made the best iced tea.

She was Maggie's mama.

Dutch would always expect his tea at 4 .30 in the afternoon. And Jenny Marvel,

wife number three, had just had a baby.

and it would appear a change in conscience.

At the time, I lived next to the marvel, and Dutch just fascinated me.

I was always stealing sips of his iced tea.

But as I put my hand on the glass... Dixie, you put that down right now. What

you think you're doing?

Would you taste this for me?

Now she was dead if she did and dead if she didn't. Her answer shocked Dutch.

Wait. Where are you going?

I'm going to say goodbye to our baby.

Dutch arrived in the room.

Jenny was gone.

He gave Maggie to my family. He said my dad owed him a favor.

And I, of course, tried to raise Maggie as Dutch would have.

I must say I did a fine job raising Maggie, with the exception to the eight

summers she spent in Australia with distant relatives picking up that

accent. She was such a darling.

So free, she saw life as romantic and blissful.

Then she met Nick.

Nick was handsome and sweet.

Nick felt he could claim Maggie.

Can I make a suggestion?

Oh dear, not about my hair again.

No. What?

What do you say we go get some ice cream and then we get married?

Really? Do you mean that? I like kids.

And a dog.

Oh, my God.

I just think you're the most amazing woman in the world.

I want to spend the rest of my life looking at you and making you happy.

Oh, my word.

Look at her. Look at this.

How would I ever teach this girl that life is dark and has bad people in it?

so glad.

It would fill me with so much pride to teach her my skills.

So I would wait.

You don't like it. How about this one?

Maggie!

Maggie. Oh, Maggie.

I hate it.

Dixie, I hate it. I'm so stupid.

I think you know what you have to do. My God.

Yeah.

Is that for me?

Yes.

You surprised me there.

How did you know I was coming home a day early?

Dixie told me.

I called you today. Where were you?

Playing baseball with the boys?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Don't I get a kiss hello?

It didn't get easier for Maggie.

She would visit Nick's grave every day, and in time, I would see why.

Anyone else want some tea?

Dutch, Maggie's done some fine work for you and Dixie. I want to use Maggie.

Fine.

A seven -letter word for horse.

Jackass. That's a donkey. Mustang.

That's a car.

Belgian. That's a waffle.

Arabian. That's a knight.

Unicorn.

They're magical.

Waffles.

Bring the girl in. All right.

Mr. Shea would like to see you.

All right,

we need a pretty girl for this job.

I guess you'll do.

You know, I could break your neck in three places right now and you'd be dead

before you hit the ground.

Why do you wear a red nail palm?

I'm not wearing it.

Go to her.

All right, clean her up. I'll see you outside.

He likes you.

He likes me?

You threatened him. And he didn't put two bullets in your skull.

He likes you.

I just want to hit someone.

If it makes you feel better, you can hit me.

Thank you, Marvin.

All right, keep it right over here, sweetheart. Here we go.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Show me some life. There we go.

Excuse me.

What's going on here? Look in this way. Look in this way. Excuse me. Pardon me.

What's going on here? Hey, oh, I'm sorry.

I love your look, Ryan. Get a picture with him. I love his look. What are you

talking about? All right. Big smile. Here we go.

Bart, would you take us a picture of the model? Is that okay?

No, I'm sorry. You're going to have to take off. This is private property.

All right. My apologies, Bart. Sorry for taking up so much of your time. All

right. We're out of here. Thank you.

There are no power lines going into the building.

It's got to be coming from underground.

This is downtown. There's no transformer downtown.

They have to have an alarm system. I'm telling you, this place is lock and key.

Unless they have nothing. We need to get inside.

And the princess is our way in.

Thank you, Maggie. That'll be all.

We are done with her, correct?

Yes.

Wait, they're talking about the Baxter Deli. There's nothing wrong with that

chicken. Shut up.

Lunch is over. You've got to help me open the vault.

Why are we opening the vault?

Maintenance needs to bring in counting machines for the visit.

What was last month's count?

Light. 22 million.

How are we hearing this?

I stuck a low frequency bug in the guard's collar.

She'll be good until we walk with it.

Dr. Milburn's there.

Over 22 digits in combination.

That's a manual lock.

Wait,

that was a pressure seal. Milburn doesn't have a pressure seal.

That was a Maxi Ford flat ball double back toe stand shuffle hop step.

Those men were dancing.

First day of rehearsal for Mom's new job. An actress on stage.

Wow. Mom would be working with the great Rebecca Ashford, one of the stage's

finest actors.

This could be a new beginning, or a whole new life for us.

Look in my face. Let me see your eye.

What horrible, fancy dick.

Nay, dispatch.

Upon my knees. What doth your speech import?

I understand a fury in your words, but not the words. Why, what art thou?

Your wife, my lord. Your wife, my lord.

What's wrong with you?

I mean, really? Do you not know what dispatch means?

If you do that in the performance, I will kill you. I will kill you.

So, how's rehearsal going?

Are they nice people?

Can I come see the show this time?

Everybody's lines except for my own.

I don't know the difference between blank verse, iambic pentameter and

We cannot all be masters.

Not all masters can all be truly followed.

How goes it now?

He looks gentler than he did.

He says he will return incontinent. He hath commanded me to go to bed, and bid

me to dismiss you.

Dismiss me?

It was his bidding. Therefore, good Amelia, give me my nightly wearing, and,

adieu, we must not now displease him.

I would you had never seen him.

So would not I. My love doth so approve him that even his stubbornness, his

checks, his frowns, untold. If I do die before the Red Piggies shroud me in one

of these same sheets, come, come and talk.

The poor soul sat sighing by a sycamore tree.

Sing all agree.

Down, strumpet. Keep singing.

But I do think it is their husbands' fault if wives do fall.

Say that they slack their duties and pour our treasures into foreign laps.

Why, we have goals.

And though we have some great, yet have we some revenge.

Let husbands know their wives have sense like them.

What is it that they do when they change us for others?

Is it sport?

I think it is.

And to have not we affections?

desires for sport and frailty as men have,

then let them use us well,

else let them know the ills we do, their ills

instruct us so.

Good night, mistress.

Never so sweet was so fatal.

I must weep now, for they are cruel tears. Oh, this sorrow's heavenly.

She wakes now.

She wakes now.

She wakes now.

Okay, baby, who wants ice cream?

You just killed her.

It's Shakespeare, darling. Everybody dies.

It's Shakespeare. I don't know what's supposed to count. Says Demona, yes, but

every actor can interpret Shakespeare any way they want.

Ice cream?

Hello,

darling. Mr. Shea, Dixon wants to know if you have the tickets for the show

tonight. I'm heading downtown after this. I'll pick them up.

I thought you said last time you were here you were going to take me to Vegas.

Is that what I said?

I believe that's exactly what you said.

Dixie, you look... Busy. On your birthday?

My Bobby.

You surprised me.

How's Maggie? She is young and... Young and beautiful.

Not as beautiful as you.

Lovely.

What kind of material is it? Is it strong?

Well, I like the color.

Well, I need double dipping for durability.

I want to say silk. Well, what kind of man doesn't know... anything about what

he's buying a lady.

Well, I thought it would go nice with that green tweed suit you have. Well, I

think I need to see it on someone else to know if it suits my needs.

Katie, do you mind if I look at this on you?

Certainly, Miss Dixie.

Oh!

Well, it's clearly well made.

It doesn't slip, slide.

That's durability.

You wouldn't know about that, would you, Bobby?

You've never killed anyone yourself.

You know, you have beautiful eyes.

Happy birthday.

Very nice, Cindy. I'm seeing real progress.

I'm going to tell Mrs. Parsons. You're ready.

I don't feel connected.

I mean, I don't know who this girl is. I mean, she's a killer, right? And the

text is giving me an objective, but I just don't feel grounded in reality.

I mean, how am I supposed to play a killer if I've never killed anybody?

Have you asked Mrs. Parsons about my request?

Is that him?

That is me, Bobby Shea.

Four tickets, orchestra, as requested.

Okay, this should cover it. Oh, keep your money, Mr. Shea. The tickets are

comped. Mrs. Parsons has a rather odd request, but your relationship goes back

long enough that she feels you may be able to assist us. Um, that's Cindy

Pickles. She's the most promising actor in our company.

She's studying to play a killer. A rather ruthless one at that.

And we were wondering if you had any upcoming hits.

Perhaps we could just tag along and really absorb the... The culture, the

taking a life. It would help immensely with her character preparation.

Well, you know, Megan, we tend not to bring a material witness with us when we

go on a hit.

And if I needed an accomplice, chances are it wouldn't be Cindy Pickles. Well,

how else is a girl like that supposed to get the hands -on experience?

Why don't you call her over here right now, and she can watch me snap your neck

in front of her.

Good. You're good.

See, that's what I'm talking about.

We could just have a minute of your time.

How are we going to get to the vault?

Okay, Princess Hedwig is going to visit the Irish Bank of Germany. We could pose

as reporters.

Reporters won't have access to the vault. We could pose as the princess and

entourage. And Polly could be... Polly, you're going to be a princess.

A what?

A princess.

I'm only 14.

The princess is 14.

I have braces.

The princess has braces.

My favorite color is orange.

The princess doesn't speak English, only her native German. I don't speak

German.

Sie müssen noch einige Sätze lernen. Ich werde sie unterrichten.

I will teach her.

All right, the princess arrives in two days. Now getting back to this guard

dance. It's a sequence of tap moves that have to make up a combination lock.

And whom are these for?

No way, I was one of the top tippity tapper of the town's annual taparama.

How was your trip? How was your trip?

How was your trip?

How was your trip?

How was your trip? How was your trip?

Where is my money being held? Wo wird mein Geld behalten?

Wo ist das Badezimmer?

I want

my money.

The dance is not working. We don't even know the final combination.

We're really close.

No, we're not. The princess plan is good. I'll figure out the last part.

some kind of Spanish move. It's in a 12 count.

The dance is out.

So when we rob the bank later, are we bringing any kind of like firearms?

Just because I think I need a gun.

No one carries a gun.

How do you rob a bank without a gun?

Do you really think you need a gun to get what you want?

Correct.

The minute someone pulls a gun, that means they're scared. Now you can use

fear to work in your favor.

If something goes wrong in the bank, what's in your hand is not going to help

you. What's going to help you is what's between your ears.

My ears?

Two people are in a room. One person has a gun. Who has the power?

The one with the gun.

The one who's not scared.

When work slows, Mom likes to hustle pool for extra money.

Hustling pool is a dangerous way to pick up extra cash.

But mom seemed to enjoy the danger.

I never noticed that before.

We got lots of money.

We got lots of money.

We got lots of money.

We got lots of... Samantha, listen to me. I want you to do exactly

what Mummy tells you, okay?

I want you to go to the car, lock the door, keep your head down, and whatever

you do, don't look, okay?

I'm scared.

It's okay. It'll be okay.

Go on.

I think you have something that's mine.

All I have is all your money.

Let me have it.

Are you sure you're going to hit me from there?

I'm going to count to three.

Oh, so you can count.

Why don't you count me?

Oh.

Did you win?

Does it look like I won?

Why, Mom?

Why? Why do you do this?

Mommy had no choice.

Mommy always has a choice.

Are you Bobby Shea?

That depends. You the cops?

I want to talk about Maggie Marvel.

All right. Could you get off my car?

I'm her daughter, Samantha.

Look, I just had it washed. It was kind of a hand rub with a buff finish.

I want her out of this business.

You know what? I'd love to help you. Just get off my car.

You're not a killer.

I'm not a killer. I can tell.

Johnny Rocket tried to kill her last night.

Well, Johnny Rocket's a real dangerous guy.

Not anymore.

It sounds to me like your mom could take care of herself.

I want you to fire her.

She doesn't work for me. She works for Dixie Brown.

You never met the real Maggie Marble.

She's always happy for me.

She's a protector, a guardian, a mystery.

She's a mother.

And when you have her attention, and she looks at you and she's just so proud of

you, makes me feel like the most amazing person.

She risks it all for me.

Just for me.

Every day.

What's the matter? Nothing to say, Babushay?

Look, I just need your mom for this one job, so I can convince my girlfriend to

do what I do for a living rather than what your mom does for a living.

What's this?

My therapist, Dr. Shaw.

She is excellent.

I'm going to take this.

Better bring it back.

So what do you want to be when you grow up?

Maggie Marvel.

Which one?

Want to get that off my car?

Princess wheels down to 20pm.

19 minute motorcade ride to the bank.

So there are 22 animals in the circus show?

And mine's the only one that's magical.

Weather is good.

So after school... No construction on three possible routes.

So after school, I'm going to come home, pick up my amazing costume.

Two guards out front with concealed weapons, two inside with holstered

And then you're going to drive me and my amazing costume to the church annex for

the show.

Mommy has a very busy, exciting day. I am working with the Bobby Shea.

It's been on the calendar for three months. You're coming, and you're taking

lots of pictures.

Can't you get a lift from Billy Connor's mum?

You're my mum. You're taking me. All the other mums are going to be there. I

want you there. They made muffins. I made muffins for the breakfast with the

principal. They built that? Oh, and what do you do? You kill the other mums.

Mrs. Clark was an embezzler and a drug trafficker.

You will not miss this. I've saved up $84 for this costume.

Fine. I'll be there.

Left on Bank Street.

Bank is on 14th Street.

The entrance is on Bank Street.

Why are they here now? I just got a call. A princess landed.

Here we go.

All right, let's go inside to greet her.

Okay, people, we are go for launch.

Is that launch?

That's launch.

Okay, everybody look sharp.

All right, look, it looks like security is out and forth.

It's just standard protocol for state visits.

What's this guy doing with the clipboard?

He's just making sure that our plates match.

Marvin, are our plates going to match?

Was I supposed to do that?

Okay, people, abort, abort. Our plates do not match. We're going to turn

Do not abort. I'll take this.

What is she doing?

Is that Vincent?

I don't think so.

Hello, darling.

Princess is early. We'll take it from here.

I believe what he meant to say was, Willkommen, Prinzessin, bei unserer

Haben Sie gut gereist?

Yeah, I don't know that one. Try another.

Well, we have a fantastic afternoon planned for you. We have our fourth

from our elementary school coming down, do some face painting, and then the

mayor will be down here and give you the key to the city.

Yeah, where's my money?

Well, princess, this really wasn't about your financials. Are you addressing me?

Because I'm not addressing you. Who's in charge?

I'm in charge.

No, I'm in charge. Where's your tiara?

I understand your concerns.

Where's the vault?

This way.

Thank you.

You can imagine how excited we were to finally meet you.

You look a little different than the photo that we have.

Certainly more beautiful.

Oh, that's this way.

Okay, right this way, right this way. That's great. Right there, Francis.

there. It's wonderful.

Thank you. This is one of the oldest vaults in the city. The combination lock

one of the greatest ever invented.

Great. Let's open it up.

I'm sorry, Princess. For your own protection and the protection of your

we cannot open it in your presence.

It's my understanding when we call the Hamburg office, this is what you

requested. I don't remember any conversation at the Hamburg home office.

That's because your home office is actually in Munich.

Officers, arrest these imposters.

Oh, sorry, sir.

No one's going anywhere.

Open that safe.

Excuse me?

Open that safe.

Officer Taylor, Officer Wilson, have you ever even fired a weapon?

What is this, part -time work?

Fun work when you're not at the local school playing bingo and sipping punch?

I'm here to tell you that you're standing with four highly trained

killers, so you are going to open that safe or fire that weapon.

Well, what's it going to be, boy?

Very nice work. You know, those two guards are the only ones that knew the

combination to the vault. Yeah, well, I didn't expect that one to pull a gun

and... Well, you weren't thinking. It was instinct.

It was bad instinct.

The princess is five minutes away. You're never going to open this vault.

He felt cold. Do you really think you're going to get away with this? Get away

with what? We can't steal anything. What are you going to get us for,

trespassing?

This is exactly where I want to be, in a bank where I can't steal anything.

Maggie!

circus show too. Do you want a ride?

Um, no, it's okay. My mom's taking me.

Well, I'm running late. It's going to start in 15 minutes. Are you sure? I can

take you.

No, no, she'll be here.

She is going to get us caught.

We've got three minutes before the princess gets here.

5 6 7 8

Sweetheart, you look adorable.

Where were you? I was counting on you. You never showed up. I missed my show.

Baby, I'm sorry.

I was supposed to be the magical unicorn.

Well, with what I made today, mommy will buy you a unicorn.

That's ridiculous.

You can't buy a unicorn.

You were supposed to be there. You were supposed to watch me and be proud of me.

Sometimes, I honestly, I hate you. You just ruin everything for me. Do you know

how much this meant to me?

Hello?

Yes, Dixie. I'm on my way.

Baby, I will make this up to you.

I promise.

There's the drop.

Solid score. Big bucks, but not going off.

You should have seen your daughter.

What are we doing? Science homework?

Maggie.

Last time I saw her, she was three months old.

I won't see her again.

But she works on the estate.

I mean, you must read the newspapers.

No, newspapers always lie.

You can work with women, but you can't trust them.

I was married three times.

My third wife tried to kill me.

That's because she loved you. What? Love is the world's most powerful drug. It's

chemical. When you're in love, the brain releases large quantities of dopamine,

which makes it dopey and sometimes mean.

Don't you love them at this age? So smart, so cute. Then they grow up and

kill you.

Take a look.

Oh, she's adorable.

She's your granddaughter.

Nice work, Bobby.

You cold?

Shut the door.

That girl worked out for you this time, huh?

What does Dixie think of that?

I haven't told her yet, but she must know by now.

You're a brave man, Robert. Try to understand women.

You must be so proud.

In all my years, I was never asked to work with the boys.

Well, I just like to work.

You're modest.

That is a charming quality in such a pretty girl.

Now, I know how much you love iced tea.

I like iced tea.

You love iced tea.

And I love to share what I love.

And I love mine with lemon.

Cheers.

Where's your lemon?

I think you know why I didn't take lemon.

You wouldn't.

Now don't fly off the handle. I know your temper.

You know what happens now.

Take it like a woman.

I had Polly make me some poison lemons.

But I told her I needed some time before you were gone to explain myself.

I have become envious of you.

Your success.

Your beauty.

You are far more ruthless than any of us.

I resent you.

I am ashamed of that.

It is not a quality I admire in myself.

But it is there nonetheless.

Is this a bad time?

Not for me.

It's Dutch.

Maggie, I'm sorry, but you know Dutch can't be kept waiting.

Darling, you're working late.

I have a granddaughter.

You do?

So you're being let go?

Did you think I wouldn't find out?

Somehow I feel this is my fault.

Well, you wanted nothing to do with your daughter. I just assumed that... I

think it's high time I met my daughter. Bobby, you need to do something about

that.

Where's your inhaler? Jack!

I want them here.

Tomorrow for lunch.

Well, Maggie is out of town.

When will she be back?

Dutch Marvel, I resent your tone. When you kicked your daughter to the street,

raised her as if she was my own.

Don't you dare show me such disrespect.

When will she be back?

A week?

See to it.

Polly did a good job. She's dead.

This is unacceptable.

How dead is she?

Well, on a scale of one to ten, she's dead.

Well, Dutch wants to see her next week.

I need you to raise her from the dead and have her and her daughter at

estate at 12 noon next Tuesday.

Bobby, please.

We were married once.

We were never married. Well, we were engaged.

We were never engaged. We dated. Twice.

And then I met Ashley.

And they never found her body.

Well, she was too young for you.

It's not that I wasn't flattered. Oh, Bobby, you know I know you can do this.

He will never forgive this mistake.

They will never find my body.

Well, at least I have a week.

Oh, Bobby, you know I still love you.

And now I know you still love me.

Picking up or dropping off? Dropping off.

Better make it quick. You've got low tide in an hour. Thanks.

Hello? Bobby, please tell me you've disposed of our little problem.

Oh, Maggie. Yeah.

I don't know how to swim. I don't like the wetness.

How does someone swim in one of these?

I got you some plums there. Make sure you wash them before you eat them.

Here's $8 ,000 in cash if you want some ice cream.

Dutch always said the girls shouldn't work with the boys.

Now I know why.

Who's Dutch?

Listen, I screwed up.

I gotta fix this.

We got a great role for you. It's, well, you get to play a real person.

Like a historical character.

Maggie Marvel.

Maggie Marvel.

Like from the papers.

We need you to meet Dutch Marvel.

Dutch Marvel?

Dutch Marvel wants to meet his daughter for the first time.

The last time he saw her, she was an infant. The real Maggie can't make the

meeting because she's kind of dead.

So you'd be playing Maggie, and you could really act any way you want.

Oh, I don't act.

I transform, you know? I mean, I do a lot of research.

She has a daughter, if that's helpful.

Oh, no, no, no. Can't do that. I need to meet her daughter. I need to immerse

myself in her life.

You know, I need to know everything.

I need to know where does she live? What does she like, you know? What kind of

fruit does she eat?

Nice. Nice going, Marvin.

Hi,

Samantha. I'm really sorry about your mom.

What about my mom?

Well, that she's dead.

Dead? Tired and on assignment.

Cindy's here doing research. She wants to be just like your mom.

She's going to be staying with you.

Is that her boot?

I knew she would size ten.

You should never panic.

Don't go anywhere you would normally go.

My daughter, my daughter, my daughter.

Samantha will be fine. I've left her alone before. Stay calm.

Sort things out. Find your safe house.

Kill Dixie.

Does Miss Dixie like perfume?

No. Do you like jewelry?

No. Well, I'm not buying her another scarf.

Maggie's body hasn't washed up on shore yet.

Okay. But these have.

Did Miss Dixie see these?

Not yet. I'm in charge of death verification, so you can only imagine my

surprise when I took a picture of this body walking.

At the very last second, I got Maggie her inhaler.

When she left here, she had a faint pulse.

So I threw her in cold water.

Forcing the body to produce adrenaline, overriding the poison.

Really? I wasn't going to say that.

Doesn't Dixie want Maggie to live so she can meet Dutch?

Had I revived Maggie there, Maggie would have killed Dixie.

So I got a new Maggie.

When women get mad, they need time to cool off. When women who kill by

profession get mad, they need a lot of time to cool off.

Maggie's not stupid. She'll stay low. And we'll take the new Maggie to see

Dutch. What about the old Maggie?

You know what it feels like to kill somebody?

Yeah, it feels kind of awesome.

It feels even better to save them.

Are you two dating?

No.

Billy, I'd like a word with Samantha.

He's so cute.

Get him to ask you out on Friday.

You're going to destroy my life.

No.

It's easy. Watch.

Hello. Am I speaking to the handsome Shay brother?

Yes, you are.

Bobby, could you put Dylan on the line?

Is he your boyfriend?

If I want him to be.

Honey, men are fun, but men are dumb.

Hey, this is Dylan.

Dylan!

Do you have any plans this Friday?

Actually, I do.

So what time are you picking me up?

I got the cutest little dress.

I'd love you to see it.

7 .30.

Does that sound good?

Oh, Dylan, you're so adorable.

Bye.

Done. So, do you have plans this Friday?

Why, yes, I do. The Weather Network has a new show on TV.

It's about thunderstorms.

Squalls. So, what time are you picking me up?

I've got this cute little dress, and I was hoping you could see it.

7 .30, is that okay?

Oh, Bailey, you're so adorable.

What's Squall? Oh, Squall's a series of thunderstorms.

There's no such thing as a good criminal or a bad criminal.

We're all bad.

We steal because we're born not smart, but clever.

If I was smart, I wouldn't steal. I steal because I'm clever.

That makes so much sense.

I mean, as an actor, you need to know all of these foundational things in

to really nail a character.

So, have you ever killed anybody?

Well, yeah.

But not that many.

What does it feel like?

It's not great.

If I'm forced to kill someone, I almost always don't know them.

They don't have that relationship to deal with, you know, that bond. Really,

yeah. So when they die, I kind of don't care.

Really?

Completely overrated.

Huh.

Wow, that beer tastes funny.

What does it taste like?

Bitter almonds.

The bitterness is probably the poison.

It's not that bad.

Poly, uh, polypoison actually says that the effect of one... Oh, two, two sips.

Okay. Uh, yeah, breathing should be impossible in about ten minutes.

What?

Well, the poison is actually running through your veins now, so... You're

poisoning me?

Yeah. Well, I mean, that's why I didn't make dessert.

How does it feel?

Look at you!

You got Polly.

Cindy Pickles poisoned me.

What's your blood type?

Blood type? I don't know.

Do you know what poison you took?

No. What did it taste like?

I don't know.

You're not being real helpful here.

Hey. Hey, how's the date going? Great.

So are we going to see him again?

No. Why?

Because I just poisoned him.

What?

There goes my eyesight.

Well, Cindy's a rookie, so she probably used cyanide.

Bitter. Bitter. It tastes bitter.

Now, how long ago did you take it?

Four or five minutes.

Okay, just relax.

Breathe easy. And most importantly, don't fight the poison.

You're going to expire in about a minute.

So, where could we pick up your body?

No! Yeah, well, for my research, you know.

Necessary. But he's cute.

I know. He is really cute.

Dylan, are you there?

Cindy should be carrying a lipstick antidote.

Am I going to be okay?

We're going to be okay.

Okay, Maggie Marvel was born when?

March 26th, 1983.

March 26th, 1981. You are 28 years old. I really think this character was

written younger.

Written? Written where? In my notes.

I mean, this girl has been abandoned by her father. Her mother is gone.

That is where the real drama is.

No, no drama, okay? The last thing we want to do is put Dutch on the

One wrong answer and we're all dead. That's okay. I mean, I've died before on

stage.

Could you not do that?

Dixie.

Robert.

This must be Maggie Marvel.

Dutch will be with you in a minute.

Excuse me. Would you mind getting my daddy now?

Well, you know, we've been waiting here a little while now, so would you mind,

you know, just running along, getting my daddy?

You don't really want to go there with me, do you?

What are you doing?

Do you know what that is?

No. Why is he so mean?

You know what?

You'll probably kill me first.

You ready for this? Yes.

Dutch, may I present to you my most prized possession.

Margaret Elizabeth Marvel.

What year were you born?

Well, I mean, I know this.

What's your mother's maiden name?

Dodge. This is silly.

Would you prefer a multiple choice?

Dixie, Bobby, this isn't my daughter.

Where's my daughter?

You know what? I think we need a minute to all get to know each other. We've

heard some things.

And we heard Maggie Marvel was dead.

Bobby, help me out here.

I've seen enough.

Don't turn your back on me, Dutch.

You left me.

You left me when I needed you the most.

I mean, thank God Dixie was there to, you know, give me a life. A life that

didn't have time for, apparently. And now, now you want to see me? When I'm

making you money, that's when you want to see me?

I don't want you.

Maggie.

Oh, Maggie.

You're just like your mother.

Happy birthday.

Well, tomorrow. Just wanted you to know I didn't forget this year.

Samantha's been struggling a bit in school.

Now, Samantha, it's no secret your scores have not improved, not after

warnings and several letters home.

You know, I never told her that I took you from her.

You fathered an incredible little girl.

And I forgive you for unleashing the beast in me.

Mrs. Livingston?

Levinsky. I realize now that I have a bad temper.

Oh, she distracts the boys every chance she gets. Sometimes I get upset too

quickly. She never obviously sees her mom.

And I am working on that.

Oh,

is this the hand you grade your test with?

I still feel...

awful about the way I ended things with us and I'm sorry.

I'm truly sorry.

Hello? Hello, Mr. Coleman.

How can I help you?

Um, we met briefly at your home a while ago.

Yeah? Um, well, we shared a long romantic kiss.

You killed Claire.

True, but I was just following company policy, and I'm sure you're in the

adjustment phase by now.

You stay away from me.

I'm calling the police.

Ronald, may I call you Ronald?

Technically Ron.

Ron, that's lovely.

Well, Ron, um, I think that you're a...

A great kisser, and... I really thought we had a connection.

You murdered my wife! Technically, you're correct, but... What if I bought

dinner?

You're insane.

So you'll think about it?

Hello, police? Yes, it's Mr. Coleman. Listen.

Whoa, no bit.

Stop hitting Marvin. You killed me.

Well, that's obviously not true. You dumped me in the lake. Oh, keep it down.

Dixie hears you, we're both dead. He's not.

Bobby, who's there?

It's just me and Marvin. We're playing a board game.

Anybody want tea?

Yeah, sure. No lemon. Buck her up, Bobby.

I'm not talking to you. You murdered me. What, you think I can't take a pulse?

The lemons we laced with ricin. The acid in the lemon gave you a baby dose.

You went into shock. The cold water snapped you right out. I'm just going to

upstairs and snap Dixie's neck. You can't do that. Oh, yes, I can. I love

You what?

Don't you get it?

You have what everybody else wants. You have a daughter who loves you.

I'm a horrible mother.

I have no family for her.

My daughter hates me.

You know, your daughter wants to be you when she grows up.

She does.

Is that what you want?

Who's that woman that you have living with her?

Babysitter. I hate babysitters.

What do you want, Maggie? Name it.

I don't know.

I don't know. I can't do all this by myself anymore.

What about... Oh, she's tall.

Yeah, cowboy boots.

I killed the only chance I ever had at love.

This can work.

You can't get me that.

You know what? Lose your temper, adjust your attitude, and we're going to send

you a new husband.

And then you and Samantha can have a family. And you're going to learn that

people in love don't kill other people.

I don't enjoy killing people.

I'm just so good at it.

A 13 -letter word for dog.

Carcasspaniel. Hey, I need a favor.

Anything. You know Dutch's kid? Dutch has a kid?

Maggie Marvel.

Isn't she dead?

Not completely. Anyway, I need you to fall in love with Maggie Marvel, marry

her, happily ever after, right away.

You know I have the Pittsburgh thing, right? This goes before the Pittsburgh

thing. Isn't she the one with the temper?

Vicious. You should probably plan for that. Do you have an address?

It's like three miles from here. Does she have cats?

I don't know. Maybe.

But she's got a ten -year -old daughter.

You're serious?

It's Dutch's kid. It should probably be a big wedding. I don't know her. Well,

that's because you haven't taken her out. I don't love her.

Well, of course you don't love her. You haven't met her.

You're kidding me, right? You don't have to marry her right away. Why do we have

to marry her? Because Dixie tried to kill Maggie.

And now Maggie wants to kill Dixie unless Maggie can find the love that me

Dixie have.

What's with the whining? I'm asking one favor. Now you're being selfish.

One date.

And then I'm going to kill her, which is what you should have done in the first

place.

Bring back lunch.

Hey, Maggie. This is Dylan.

Bobby thought we should meet.

You must be... Dylan.

I believe we've seen each other around.

Come in, future husband.

Thanks.

This was my mum's place before she met my dad.

Do you want a drink?

No, thanks.

You're a chef.

See something you like?

No, I just hear you have quite a temper.

I just don't trust men.

What's wrong with men?

My fiance got me pregnant and then cheated on me a week before the wedding

destroyed my life. What did you do? I took a baseball bat to his head and

his.

My wife of six years cheated on me with my best friend. They called me from the

Bahamas, said she cleared out my bank account and she doesn't love me anymore.

What did you do?

I never called her again. I moved on.

That's it?

It's my life.

She got to ruin some of it, but not all of it.

And what's this?

Oh, this?

Oh, my mum.

What's in it? You want to steal it?

I want to steal everything.

I don't know the combination, so I've actually never opened it.

I mean, I keep it, I guess, because it was my mum's.

Don't you want to know what's in it?

Yeah, I guess.

You see, a save is just like a woman.

There's a million combinations, but only one's correct.

You have to listen to her after every turn.

Be gentle.

And she will.

That was amazing.

Maggie.

My darling Maggie, I hope this letter finds you well.

I apologise for not being there for you.

Your mother's a pitiful, vindictive creature.

I tried to kill your father and, well, I lost that battle and denied

you, my only wonderful daughter, the chance at a normal life.

How do I explain?

As you're probably now learning, you have a temper.

I believe it's in our blood. I fear all the mother women will have it. It's

powerful. It makes you feel fearless and alive.

But it leads to death and it'll destroy your life if you don't control it.

I pray that you will not embrace hatred as I did.

That you'll watch your child dance and grow.

Now it's your turn.

Mummy loves you.

And always watches over you.

I love you, my darling Maggie.

I'd rather buy you a cup of coffee.

Dylan, you can buy me a cup of coffee.

You look... I know.

I do.

Where are we? Whose place is this?

This is the home of Ronald Coleman.

And this is his chicken franchise.

Why does that name sound familiar?

Maggie made advances toward Mr. Coleman after drowning his beloved wife.

That sounds like Maggie.

But it appears that Mr. Coleman has been talking to the police.

Dutch doesn't like that.

Wait. This is Coleman's place. Are you working?

No. I'm eating.

Later I may have to work.

And this is the way you make time for me? Don't drink that.

It's poison.

Thanks for the heads up.

All the beer and wine in the house are poison.

It took Polly nearly all day.

My God, this chicken is delicious.

Thank you very much.

You are correct.

Bobby, it occurs to me that I may never see heaven.

What could possibly give you that idea?

Well, as you know, I am very good at my job.

And I'm afraid that may keep me out of the hereafter.

Everybody you ever killed deserved it. You may not make it to heaven, but

go to some minimal security facility, kind of like Country Club Health.

Speaking of country clubs, where do you think we'll live after we get married?

What can you drink around here?

I think I'll be a great mother.

After all, I did raise Maggie.

Yeah, and then you killed her.

I'm afraid that'll keep me out of heaven.

Look, God is not the only one that watches over you, all right?

Maggie's not dead.

The poison put her into shock. It dropped her pulse to nothing. I just

her in cold water and she was fine. Well, don't you think you should have

this information with your girlfriend?

What the hell are you doing here?

We're eating. I thought it was very important to keep you and Maggie

for a long while until you both calm down. I'm calling the police.

Your phone is out of service.

I regard that cell phone as a weapon in this particular circumstance. I suggest

you put it down. You are adorable.

I can see why Maggie was so taken with you.

Why don't you sit down and have a glass of wine?

You opened a good one. I suggest you sit down. She's not going to ask a second

time. Look, I have a plan.

The next time you see Maggie, you're going to be in love. And people in love

don't go around killing each other.

Well, Bobby, I'm in love with you. And that's why you're not going to kill

anyone anymore.

Well, what about?

Did you just drink that?

Yeah, it tastes funny.

Well, that's your limit.

Hello. Hi, Bobby. I just wanted to have a discussion about my payment.

Your what?

payment for for all the work i've been doing for my the performance and my

research oh yeah yeah so i figure i'm getting paid scale you know but then

there's also all this other stuff we've been doing that like and i've been doing

all my own stunts so i mean it has to be at least 2500 yeah sure hello

what all right i'm kidnapping you where are we going no i'm kidnapping

you like real crime come on let's go

So two weeks in Prague.

I don't think Dutch will miss this champagne.

How lovely.

Hello? I've kidnapped Samantha Marvel.

And I'm going to kill her if I don't get one million dollars.

I'm sorry, I'll have to take that up with Grandpa Dutch.

Pickles has got Samantha Marvel. She kidnapped her.

She wants a million dollars.

I knew that girl was trouble.

You know what? Dutch can handle it.

Okay, Bobby.

Where's Samantha?

We're done.

You didn't. I would never kill the man I love. That didn't stop you before.

You killed me.

That's obviously not true.

We have a plane to catch. Sorry for ruining your plan.

We had a deal.

You're right. I can't do this anymore. I just want my little girl back. Where is

she?

Hello? Yeah, I don't have Duchess' phone number.

Dixie, do we have Duchess' phone number? It's programmed into my cell.

You're going to have to hold on.

You know what, Dixie?

I spent the last ten years killing for you because you made me believe it would

stop the pain.

Well, it does.

Then I met Dylan and I met my mother.

And I remember what love feels like. Well, love does make you feel a funny

Listen, this battery's dying. Yes, you're going to have to take that up

Dutch. You need to accept your extraordinary talent.

Dixie, outside, the two of you. Listen, this is no funny business.

I'm going to kill this girl.

Maggie, what else would you do?

Learn to enjoy my life with my daughter. I'm done.

I'm never going to hurt anyone again.

Now, where is she?

To whom am I speaking?

This is Maggie Marvel.

Well, I seriously doubt that. Let me speak to my daughter.

Hello?

Hi, baby.

Mom? Listen, sweetie.

Keep your head down.

I'm on my way.

Someone's in big trouble.

Once more into the breach.

Once.

Met my girl.

Baby? Mom? Are you okay?

Well, she didn't do a very good job. Okay, baby, let's go home. Don't move.

Mommy needs a minute.

The great Maggie Marvel.

You've lost your touch.

And you're wearing my favorite vest.

This is my vest.

I'm Maggie Marvel.

Well, you could have fooled me. You see, Maggie Marvel never uses a gun.

But all criminals use guns.

Not me.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

I'm... Right, I did do my research.

Okay, you can't be that stupid.

So who's going to stop me? You?

Uh, yeah.

Is that it?

No!

Okay, you've got to work on those kicks. If you don't rotate the supporting leg,

you can't get the full amount of power.

So I have to I have to like turn the

Come here.

You're getting good at this.

There's nobody better.

Let's go home, baby.

She should have killed me.

I'm going to finish this.

Not if I finish it first.

Are you okay?

Baby, you know what mum does for a living.

Your father died because of me.

I took him from you.

Did he deserve it?

No.

Somehow I think he did.

I still get scared sometimes, but not like before.

Bobby and Dixie were married and lived with the king.

He's my grandpa.

We play in his backyard sometimes.

Dixie is a different woman now that she's in love.

So when do you leave on your honeymoon?

We leave in two hours as soon as she gets back.

Where is she? I don't know.

You know, I feel good about my performance.

I mean, you know, there's a couple takes I would have liked to have back. I

don't want them to use, but... Overall, this... This was really a dream come

true. Well, a great performance outlived an actor.

As for me, I got my mom back.

She could still be a killer, if not given a choice.

But we're working on that.

Being a mother is the hardest job in the world.

But it's what I want to be when I grow up.

Your mother is the one person you can always count on.

Especially if that mom is Maggie Marble.

Everybody has what you want.

You have a daughter who loves... Sorry.

I'm counting on you. I was supposed to be the magical unicorn.

And you were to disappoint me.

Damn it all to hell.

You okay?

so are you taking me after dinner?

Um, mommy has to work tonight, but I'm local, so I should be home by ten.

Ten?

That's too late.

You're going to take me trick -or -treating.

Is Jefferson even on this map?

We'll go tomorrow, sweetie.

But tonight's Halloween.

It is?

Darling, I have to work.

But I got you a pirate costume.

You got me a pirate costume?

Okay, wait. If that was Lincoln, then this has got to be Taft.

Um, it doesn't matter. I'll pass the candy.

No, Mommy needs to find 43 Jefferson.

Wait, wait.

Oh, hi, Samantha.

You look terrific.

Thank you. Oh, hi.

Sorry, Maggie Marvel.

Wow, you look... On me way to murder and plunder. Um, can you tell me where 43

Jefferson is? Oh, yeah.

That's Mrs. Clark's house right there in the corner, but we never go there.

She's not very pleasant. Come on, darling, we are going to Mrs. Clark's

Well, if you're going, would you mind reminding her that it's her turn to

muffins or snacks to Monday's breakfast with the principal?

Sure.

Drink or treat!

All right, now back it up.

Pack it up. Just take one. I'm not a candy store. Just take one.

Don't worry.

I'll bring the muffins to Monday's breakfast.

You want to get a murder weapon?

Right in my bag.

A knife?

I spent $300 on this dress. If I hit a major artery... Cold water's not going

work. Cold water is terrific for blood.

What about him?

If you're ready, I'd like to jump right in.

Now remember, play an action, not a character, and be clear on your

Okay.

Hello, ladies.

Hello.

So, Mike... Mark.

What?

Let's not waste any time.

I don't need... There.

Cell phones are supposed to be turned off at all times.

I'll turn it off. That's what Mr. Olsen says at the Pratt Theater.

You know, I expect my partner to be a little bit more professional. Partner?

You just completely blew my focus.

No, I can't do this anymore.

Well, I'll turn it off.

What happened?

His cell phone went off in the middle of my performance.

No way.

Completely took me out of the moment.

When I go up against a man, it's never a fair fight.

In the face of beauty, men are an easy target.

It's not hard to seduce a man because they're always hungry for it.

They're always ready to believe you when you say, you are so handsome.

I love my job and I love my work because of the power, because of the control.

I don't destroy marriages.

Well, actually I do.

Is that bad?

And then once you're done.

For real?

What do we do now?

I'm starved.

What?

Killing always makes me hungry.

It gets easier.