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I can't wait to share a tent with you.

I don't know what you can't

think I've ever been on.

You're living on my phone?

I mean, we are in the middle

of the woods.

Yeah, but how much longer?

I thought we were supposed to

be there already.

Look, I'll be honest with

you, I think we're a little bit lost.

Seriously?

And this is exactly why you

shouldn't have insisted on driving.

Because you're the reason we got lost.

I'm the only one that knows

how to read a map.

Everybody else is too young

to even see a map.

Then that's why you should be

in the passenger seat reading

the map to the person driving.

You don't drive that well, I

drive smooth, okay? Oh, smooth?

Yeah, smooth.

That bumpy, that bumpy road,

that's what you call smooth?

Last time we drove, you got

in the car today.

Hey, look, somebody's coming.

Wave them down, wave them

down, wave them down.

I want to come back.

Sorry to bother you.

We're just a little lost.

I'm wondering if you know how

to get to the campgrounds.

Campgrounds four miles up the road.

Last time, I'm going to go. Thank you.

Hey, babe, catch.

Oh my god, oh my god.

I want you right now.

Yes, hold up.

I want you to go get some wood.

Go get some wood.

Okay, you do that.

Uh-huh.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I'm so f**king you. Oh f**k.

Ashley's pussy sucks compared to you.

Oh f**k. Fuck Ashley.

I love you.

And just get the them out.

And don't take off.

You can like some red flag or pussy.

Ooh. Mm, yeah.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

Oh, no. Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Yeah, you did it.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's just like that.

Just like that.

It's like that.

It's like that.

It's like that.

It's like fucking normal.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Fucking crap.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Everywhere for you. That's okay.

We're about to make some food.

So before it gets too dark,

want to come with?

Yeah.

Okay, cool.

Yeah.

Coming.

So, you guys want to hear

the scary sword?

Nope.

Babe, come on. It's dark.

Like, please don't freak us out.

You know, I heard some rumors

about this place.

Come on, man.

You're going to scare the girls.

No, for real.

What do you think we got

this campsite so cheap?

They say it's a killer in these woods.

He might be watching us right now.

Nice one, Joey.

You're going to have to try

a little harder than that to scare us.

Speak for yourself.

Who is that scary?

Guys, get the shit out of us.

I thought I heard some noises.

So did we.

I think there's something in the woods.

Oh.

Okay.

We can go check it out.

I got a flashlight.

Oh, come on.

Oh.

Okay, let's go.

She must be in her tent.

Ain't nothing out here. Look, man.

Why do you have to tell that

stupid story?

Don't give me that.

Do you think she went with the guys?

I doubt it.

I mean, I better go look for her.

Can I tell you a secret?

Wait, wait, wait.

Did you hear that?

Gone.

Who's the guy with fucking axe?

He tried fucking attacking us.

This is some kind of ruse

just to scare us. It's not.

Wait. Where's Brandon?

I think he got him.

Oh my God.

No.