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I got everything straightened out. So you had a bunch of malware on your

computer, got that all cleaned up.

Also, did a restore point and then got you a new antivirus, so it shouldn't

happen again.

At least not for a while.

Also, did that on both your desktop and your laptop, so you should be all set.

Actually, are you okay?

Do I look like a grandma to you, Brad?

What?

I don't know why.

Go to sleep, Brad.

Go to sleep.

Make yourself comfortable.

I got a call today, Brad.

I got a call from my son.

and son in Florida. Do you know what he told me?

He told me that they had twins today.

Twins!

Two!

Well, yeah, that's good news. Congratulations.

No, it's not good because it means that I'm a grandmother.

I am now a grandmother twice over.

I'm a grandmother. Do you know what that sounds like? I'm a grand... I'm a

grandmother.

You know, that's the fancy way of saying granny.

I'm a grandmother.

I can't deal with being a grandmother. How am I going to go to the bar, sit

on a stool and say, hi, I want to see pictures of my grandbabies?

It's preposterous.

Brad?

You're a young man. You date. You...

You're good with girls, right?

Right?

Uh, I do.

Yes.

Looking at a person like me, would you consider me attractive?

I mean, a grandmother like me. Say you didn't know I was a grandmother. Would

you find me attractive?

Yeah, very much.

I feel like you're just trying not to hurt my feelings.

Come over here.

If I were to come up to you at a bar and start just

shamelessly flirting with you, would you be into it or would you be embarrassed

for me?

I'd be into it.

How into it would you be, Brandon?

All the way.

I see. I see. Well, you're doing wonders for my ego, I've got to tell you.

But, you know, doesn't the grandmother thing just kind of turn you off a little

bit?

I mean, I'm not saying it's going to be my new opening line or anything.

You know, hi, I'm a grandma.

Actually, I think it's hot.

So you think that's hot.

Hmm.

I don't know. Maybe I've misjudged my situation.

Do you have any place else you have to be this afternoon?

Right? Anybody else with a computer in desperate need of wiring or fixing or...

I have some time.

Unmalling.

Well, what do you say you hang out and you can prove to

me how much you don't think I look horribly like an old granny?

Are you trying to seduce me, Miss Crane?

Well, good. I think you need to hang out.

Do you want some of this?

monkey puddle going on down there.

Oh, it's my lucky day.

Mine too.

Boop.

More, more.

Make me feel like a granny?

What else can you do to make me feel yummy and yum?

You can fuck me with this big cock.

Would you like it? I think I can.

Like my cocky man here?

I have you all to my own, don't I?

Excuse me, I need...

It tastes really good.