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He's the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

Oh

my

god, look! Hey, what is that?

I was going through Mom and Dad's closet.

Because, you know, sometimes they have them.

What the fuck is that?

Look, it's a board game!

Come on, that fucking silly ghost game shit.

Yeah! Come on. You know, it's like the Ouija.

Yeah, I know what it is.

That's so silly.

No, it's not. Come on. Have some fun. Let's play Ouija.

You actually believe in that?

I mean, yeah. Come on. That's kind of childish, no?

No. I don't want to play this. I'm about to watch the game. You're kind of

annoyed. Oh, okay. I see what it is. You're just a pussy.

What? You're a pussy. Don't call me that.

You're a little pussy. I'm your oldest stepbrother and you have to respect me.

He's scared of ghosts. He's a little pussy. I'm not scared of anything.

Alright, well then come play the game. No.

Listen, you're just sitting here on your phone or watching TV.

Why don't you do something in real life and play a fucking game with me? I don't

even know how to play that. I mean, isn't it supposed to be like...

I mean, during Halloween or some shit.

Come on, don't be silly. You can play it at any time, even during the day. You

just have to have an open mind.

So how do you play? Do you just ask, you know, the fucking board what to do?

Do you want to play?

Not really, but... Come on.

This is dumb.

No, don't be lame, okay?

Listen,

mom and dad aren't home.

Let's fucking play it. All right.

No, I really don't feel like doing this, but, I mean, if I play one game with

you, will you leave me the fuck alone?

Yeah, I'll leave you alone. Okay.

Now play with me. Because I don't feel like doing this shit.

Stop being a loser. Okay, so how do you play, then? How do you play? Because I

don't know how to play. What, you ask questions?

Yeah, well, I think that we're supposed to, like, put it on, like, you know,

just put all of our hands on the...

on this fucking thing okay and then we let the spirit guide us okay all right

fine fuck it i'll play with yes oh my god okay so i'll place my fingers on

thing okay jesus i can't believe i'm playing this shit with you but whatever

come on all right so what what now you gotta ask a question yeah so you have to

like okay go ahead ask something

Oh, spirit, will mom and dad get me a new car

for Christmas?

Are you moving this? Because I'm not moving it. No, I'm not moving it. Don't

that lie.

I know you're trying to fucking fool me, but all right.

Let's see.

What is Tony's passcode to his phone?

Okay.

You have to be moving this. I swear.

Give me your phone.

Alright, my shit's closed.

What? No fucking way.

No way. How the fuck did you guess that?

How did you guess the password to my phone? I didn't guess it, Tony.

Yeah, maybe you were looking over my shoulder one day when I fucking was

my phone and locking it. Listen, Tony.

No. Listen, I really wasn't, I really, this is kind of freaking me out.

I didn't do that.

Like... I don't believe you.

Tony, I... Okay. You're always fucking with me. I swear to you, Tony, like, for

real, let's play it again. Let's ask him another question. Okay. Because this is

fucking crazy.

Ask him if he should do something. Like, all right, what should Riley do right

now?

it? No.

E. Take.

Okay. Take what?

O.

F.

F.

Take off.

Yeah.

Uh, take off what? Take off?

P.

T -S?

Take off pants?

Tony! I swear to God, I did not... What?

Really, Tony?

This thing's asking you to take your pants off? Are you serious?

Why are you being such a fucking pervert? You're the one moving this.

It's not me.

Yes, it is. No, it's not. Why would it say to take off my pants?

Because I asked the board to make you do something.

Okay, I'm asking it without your hands on it, okay?

Again, what do you want Riley to do?

T.

A.

Oh, my fucking God.

K.

E. Oh, my God. Is it spelling it again?

It's spelling the same thing.

O.

Oh my God, take off P -A -N

-T.

Take this thing out, man.

Tony, I'm scared.

So, it's telling you to take your pants off or die?

I'm taking my pants off. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Don't do that shit right here. Hey, you're my stepsister. What are you

Tony, this thing is starting to kill me. We, we fucked up and we opened up a

fucking ghost into this.

I'm taking my pants off.

Don't be a fucking creep.

I'm not being a creep, but oh my...

What do we do next?

I don't know. I'm kind of scared to fucking even fuck with this thing.

I have an idea. I'm going to ask you something.

Is it safe to stop playing now?

No. No.

Wow. Okay. Tony, I don't want to die.

Tony, I'm really scared.

All right. You're not going to die.

Everything's going to be fine. Come on. Just put the shit.

Okay, spirit, how am I gonna die?

I... N...

Is that N?

Yeah.

S... L... Uh -huh.

E... E...

Pee in sleep?

In your sleep?

You're moving this shit.

Tony, I'm not fucking moving this shit.

Tony, I'm scared.

Ask it something else.

Okay. Okay.

What do I have to do?

B, R, O,

P, H, E,

oh my god, R, F, Ruh

Brothers, D, oh my god,

I fucking swear I'm not doing anything. So, you gotta rub my dick in order for

you not to die.

This is bullshit. You're my step -sister. You can't do that.

Tony, do you fucking care about me at all? I'm gonna die.

I do care about you, but what? So, you gotta what?

No, come on.

I don't want to play no more. This is crazy.

Yes, fucking crazy.

Don't want to be a step -sister.

Tony, I'm gonna die and you don't even fucking care.

When I am dead tomorrow morning, guess who's going to fucking feel so bad for

the rest of his life? You, because I'll be dead.

You're not going to die. Come on. What are you doing?

What are you doing?

If you fucking cared about me as your sister, you will let me rub your dick.

Otherwise, this fucking demon.

You're not going to, nothing's going to happen to you. You're fine.

Tony, please.

Please. You're my step -sister. This is kind of fucking weird.

Please, I'm your step -sister, and if you love me and you care about me, you

will let me rough your dick.

Okay, fine, just quick, all right? Don't ever tell anyone about this shit, man.

This is kind of, you know, freaking me out. You're not going to tell anyone.

You're not going to tell anyone. I won't. All right.

Don't enjoy this. Go ahead.

This is just a little ghost.

I can't believe it. I'm closing my eyes. I can't believe you're fucking doing

this. Yeah, close your eyes. Don't watch.

I see you watching. I'm not watching.

Yes, you are. Okay.

There, you rubbed my dick. Okay, fine. Enough.

All right?

All right. What if it's not enough? What if the ghost is still mad? Come on.

It's a little long. Well, go ask it something else.

Just hold on. I don't want him to kill me, okay?

Okay, ghost, are you happy?

Are you happy? Do you see me rubbing his dick?

Is that what you wanted?

Is that what you wanted, ghost?

Well, go see if it answers you now.

Okay.

Are you sure it's going to be okay? I don't know.

Let's see what the fucking board says.

Tony, I don't want to die.

What if I need to rub your dick more?

I'm sure. I mean, I told you to do that. You're doing it, and you can stop now,

and let's see what the board says.

Okay. And you're my stepsister, so this shit's crazy.

Yeah, it is fucking crazy. And if you loved me, you would let me do this.

Let's... Let's see if I can... Alright.

Okay.

What should we ask it?

Alright, well, you rubbed on my dick, and... Now what?

I guess we should ask it if I can go to sleep now?

Make sure I'm not gonna die?

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Okay, spirit.

Does that please you?

Can I go to sleep now?

Please. What can I do?

I'm not ready to die.

Oh, I know. I don't want you to die either, but you can't do that. We can't

this. Listen, Tony, we don't have much longer before Mom and Dad come home, and

I'm really scared right now.

This is crazy.

Look, listen, we just have to do, like, one decision.

One little bit, please. I know. I can't do this. Tony, I don't want to die.

Please, please, please, Tony, please. I'm scared.

What if mom and dad find out about this shit? I'm not going to tell them

anything. How do I know?

But I'm... I don't know. Like I said, I'm your oldest stepbrother. What if...

Tony, I'm not going to say anything.

This spirit ghost is going to haunt us. And I have a feeling that once we do

this, it'll be okay.

I don't know. I'm... Please, Tony.

Please, we have to try.

We have to try. I don't want to die.

Alright, fine, but listen.

No one can ever find out about this shit if someone finds out. Do you think I

want to tell anybody that I fucked my stepbrother because his fucking spirit

ghost told me to?

No! Okay.

So just shut up and let me live, okay?

Alright, so what do you want to do first?

We're really

We're actually fucking doing this.

Wow. Oh, God.

I want to live, so.

Well, you're my stepsister, so I'll fucking do one thing for you.

Okay, good. Thank you. Oh, my God. Fuck.

All right.

I guess I'll suck your dick to get you high. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Don't enjoy this too much, okay?

You're such a pervert. I knew that you would like this. It's not turning you

I mean... Come on.

Oh,

fuck. Well, I guess we better do it then, huh?

Yeah. Sam, why don't you take your panties off?

Oh, my God. I knew you had such a great fucking ass.

I have,

but I've never seen it like this.

I'm not going to die because you're going to fuck me. Fuck, look at that.

God.

I'm so fucking pretty.

Oh, my God.

Damn,

you feel wet, too. Oh, my God.

Yeah.

It turns me on knowing that my brother's willing to...

Yeah, you want to watch it go in and out.

So big.

steps is to fuck.

Oh, my God.

fucking good.

God damn.

The ghost said you just had to fuck me, didn't they? You had to come for me.

Oh, fuck.

Wow, that's fucking great.

Well, I think we did with the spirit woman, right?

Maybe we should play again tomorrow.

I would like...

Fuck.

But listen, not a word to anybody about that.

You promise?

Oh, I promise.

Oh, my God, yes.

Damn, that was so good.