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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. Does it better.

Is that what she said?

That's what she always said. Is that what she said?

Bro.

You're my dad's girl, right? Lana?

Yeah, I was.

Shut the fuck up, okay?

Dude, she's... Sorry.

She's always my shit.

She's always trying to reorganize my crap.

Don't stop, dude.

She's like...

I mean... She's snooping? I don't know what the fuck she's doing, man. And

always, like, walking around in weird outfits and shit. Like, I don't want to

see that shit.

You think she's, like, sniffing your underwear or something? I don't know,

Creepy shit like that?

Maybe. I don't know.

I can see that. Solids or stripes?

You're solids.

I'm solids?

Yep.

I don't think you said that.

Yeah, I mean, I've seen her walking around. She's always, like...

Okay, I feel like she's trying to flaunt it. You think she's hitting on you or

something or what? I don't know. The streets is that she was a little hoe in

college. In the streets?

What streets are you talking about?

The mean streets.

The mean streets? The mean streets. I can't give up my sources, but that's...

The mean streets of what, Iowa?

What the fuck?

Nebraska. Nebraska. Gotcha.

But, I mean, that's a girl I've heard. Okay, sure. So... Yes.

I mean, I'm just trying to look out for you.

Well, don't find out how that... Okay?

No one needs to know that my dad's girl's a hoe.

Okay. Good show.

But you know what, man? The way she dresses around here, who knows, man?

Fuck. I'm telling you, though.

Leave her alone, dude.

Seriously.

You're always doing shit like this.

Remember that one chick?

Second year of college?

Yeah. I remember that shit.

Oh, yeah.

We scarred her.

You always bring me into this shit. You always bring me into this shit. Every

time. It's like... Hey man, it's cool dude, it's cool, like whatever.

And then like, I end up falling victim to your shit. You habitual pot stirrer.

Stirrer the pot, bro. It happens, man, it happens.

Hi,

Damon. Oh.

Oh, hi, Spaz.

How's it going? Good.

You been working out?

A little bit. Oh.

It looks like she's been spending more of your dad's money. I have.

I see that. I certainly have fun.

Hey Lana, we're playing pool here. You mind?

Where'd you get that outfit from? The Goodwill?

I was at a vacation.

You and his dad took to Antigua last month. Oh, actually his dad had to work,

I took three of my girlfriends instead.

Oh, wow. Yeah, it was a blast.

I think Seth was supposed to go, but I think Lana got left behind.

Yeah, I had another friend that I wanted to bring with, so we just left him at

home.

She's a sweetheart, isn't she? Yeah, she's wonderful.

You're really looking good, Damon.

Thank you.

Seth, is your shaver not working or something?

No, it's not.

You look like a homeless person. I do, darling.

Oh my god, I got so much stuff today.

It looks like it.

That's college fun, just almost driving.

Okay, that's it. Can you get the fuck out of here, seriously?

These are pretty shoes, though.

Oh, my God.

I like those.

They're incredible.

These are pretty expensive.

Yeah, they cost, like, two grand.

Of course they did.

You're just having a great old time with Dad's money. I know that car you

wanted. I think she's wearing it on her feet.

No wonder I'm driving.

No wonder I gotta, like... You know, put the battery going every time I start my

damn thing. I'm stupid if you buy it. You shh.

Listen, why don't you go shh in your room? No. Go in your bathtub with your

bubbles. I know he's sweet to me. Yeah, because she's so sweet to me, isn't she?

She's so sweet. I'm the nicest future stepmom.

Oh, Jesus.

You're going to be calling him mom one day. Don't worry.

He'll find another one of you in a couple weeks.

I'll cook you some dinner later.

Listen, listen.

You're my dad. What are you doing here?

You know, this is not.

My dad. I know he's out of town. Guess what? There's cameras. He'll see this.

It's fine. Cool.

Yeah, whatever.

You better watch yourself. There are all these bags. They'll be going back to

whatever store you got it from. Are they? Are they? Are you doing dirty

Yeah, whatever.

Yeah,

no, she doesn't need any help checking it out, bro.

Oh, no, she doesn't need to be lotioned up later.

Go lotion yourself up, okay?

I'm going to fucking watch your ass, dude.

See what you're doing, Murray? You're getting me all frustrated and shit.

It's all right, man. It's all right. Just relax.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

You want some, like, ice cold water or tea, something to chill you out?

Sure. I'll drive back.

I know what you're thinking. Don't fucking do what you're thinking, okay?

I'll be back.

soft today.

Come here, you little shit.

You can't take a hint?

You see me on the bed playing with myself and you don't even come and help?

Get over here.

Oh, shit.

No, I'm going to do whatever I want with you.

You're my little dildo for today.

I

want

something to play with.

Things are about to get messy in here.

My tongue rubs against your cock.

Does that feel good? Do you want more?

Are you fucking serious?

Seriously.

Um, come on, Seth.

Don't be a party hooper.

Okay. We're having fun.

What are you going to do? I'll tell your dad.

Yeah. Or you could come play with us, right, Damien?

I mean, we are best friends.

We're having fun, all right? What do you tell him?

Fuck it, Damien.

Come on, Seth.

Come on here.

She's really nice if you get to know her.

Why don't you lay next to him and lay your pants down for me?

I kind of don't want to do this anyway.

Do you want some?

Yes. Is your cock ready for me?

I don't know where I stuck your cock.

Yeah, worship you too.

I'm going to use you guys as my little dildos today.

Hi.

Are you suffocating and not pooping?

Yeah, I'm almost here.

Yeah,

come and get it. Stuff me with that coffee.

Oh, yeah, I love fucking your dick, and you're fucking me up the same time.

Yeah, I love having you on my phone.

Fuck yes!

I like that.

Yes, yes.

yes yes

yes

Open your mouth, open your mouth.

Yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes.

Put it back in me. Fuck you, let me use that cock.

Oh yeah, let me use that cough.

Oh yeah, let me use that cough.

Oh yeah,

let me use that cough.

Oh, yeah,

it's

so good.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah, I'm going to take this.

Oh, God.

Stop it.

Stop it. Don't fucking stop it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, rub that pussy.

Rub it, rub it, rub it, rub it.

Oh, yeah, you want me to come for you? Yeah, I'm going to...

Let me use that towel.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

I use that to think it's my mom.

Oh, yes.

You're not even ready man.

Don't use me like a blob doll.

Fuck that pussy. Fucking use it.

Oh, yes.

Yeah. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Just like that.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Don't stop.

Don't put your skin on. Yeah.

Yeah, faster.

Fucking give it to me.

Yeah, more fucking energy. Give it to me, give it to me.

Yeah, yeah, fucking pound it, pound it.

It's so good.

Run it, run it, run it, fuck it!

I stuffed them both in my mouth at the same time.

There you go.

There you go.

Oh yes.

Oh,

yes, yes, yes, yes.

That's right. Put that work in.

I worship my tits whenever he bugs me.

Yeah, you little mummy's boy.

Yeah, go wish at my feet.

Yeah, get this one wet too and I'll smoke your cock with it.

Yeah,

yeah.

I'll take your tongue off.

I'll take your tongue off.

Yeah, I'll smoke your cock with it.

Yeah, you just have to use one.

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck. You're gonna get the fucking fire. Come on, let's get the fucking

camera just like that.

Yeah, fucking rub them back and forth. Drink off your cock with my fucking sexy

little toes.

Yeah, yeah, use those feet. Use them to turn my body into my cock.

Oh,

fuck, yes.

I had

so

much fun.

They tell me she gets my dad to buy all that shit. She always tells him what to

do.

More cock for me.

Yeah, more cock for me.

Oh, yeah.

Give it to me. I'm a little slut. I want all the fucking cocks.

Yeah, give it to me. Give it to me. Give me all the fucking cocks.

I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this.

Yeah, come on. Shoot it to me.

I'm so hungry. Feed me.

Let me have your goblets covered with white cheese.

Who's going to feed me first?

Yes.

Yeah, cover my pretty little face.

So yummy.

Thank you.

You should have done this the day earlier. I probably would have hated you

less. I'm just letting you play with all of you.

My two little favorite fun toys.

But don't tell your dad.

I didn't say anything.

So you're saving me.

Thank you. Thank you.

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.