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He's the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

Uh, excuse me. What are you doing in my room?

I just wanted to grab your racket. Why are you in my room?

Because I'm grabbing your racket. I'm going to go play tennis with my

girlfriend. Is that okay?

No, you can't just come in my room and take my stuff.

It's collecting dust in a corner. You never fucking touch it. Actually, you're

going to miss it if it's gone for a couple of hours. What if I want to go

tennis today?

Oh, right now when you haven't touched this racket in like seven years? How do

you know I haven't touched it in a while? Maybe I went playing yesterday.

How do you know?

Because there was dust on it. I had to dust it off in order to get it out under

your bed. First of all, don't get loud.

You're in my room, you're taking my stuff without my permission, and you're

getting an attitude?

You're crying about how you're going to go play something you're not even good

at. Oh, and you're good at tennis?

I am pretty good. I'm way better than you are.

I doubt that.

I've never seen you play a sport in my life.

I've known you forever. You're my step -sister. I've known you forever.

I've never seen you play any sport.

And you're telling me you can play tennis out of the blue. I could beat you

tennis. It's because your girlfriend thinks it's...

You know, cool to play tennis now. Like, flavor of the week. You're going to go

play tennis now?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay, maybe you've never seen me go play tennis

you're too busy beating off for 30 seconds at a time in the bathroom.

Beating off? Yeah, there's another thing.

Oh, okay. I hear you. I hear you. You hear what?

I hear you in the bathroom.

Blast after 30 seconds. 30 seconds? Yeah, yeah. Pretty impressive. So, you

to eavesdrop?

When I'm in the bathroom, that's kind of fucking weird and creepy. You like to

read my fucking diary, so here we are. So you hear me in the bathroom when I'm

doing my thing?

Yeah. 30 seconds. I don't last 30 seconds. I'm sorry. You're right. I was

probably being a little generous there. I bet it's around the 15 -second mark.

Oh, so now you're trying to clown me.

What are you saying? I come quick?

Yeah, I'm saying you come quick and you suck at tennis. Oh, okay. There's two

things that I can beat you at. You're telling me you can beat me at... You

beat me at anything.

Dude, I could beat you at tennis.

I could beat you at... I could probably beat you off better than you beat you

off. Let's be real.

Oh, okay.

Okay, so... So, let me get this straight.

You're gonna come in my room. You're gonna take my belonging without

First of all, my room... My door was closed.

You shouldn't be coming in my room when the door is closed. Period.

You're gonna take my shit and then you're gonna have an attitude about it?

And you want to talk shit to me, too.

And what are you going to do about it?

Listen, don't push me, okay?

I'm your oldest stepbrother.

There's a lot of things I can do.

I'm not scared of you. When mom and dad aren't here, I'm the man of the house.

Oh, my God. You need to stop. You need to just get out of my way. No. This is

room, and you're in here taking my shit, so...

I mean, if I want, I'll take my racket back.

Is that what you're going to do?

Take your ball and go home?

Why should I let you borrow anything when you're just talking shit?

What do you want me to do?

What do you want from me?

Give me my fucking racket back.

You can't. You're such a baby.

You can't even play. I bet you I'll beat you so fast.

Dude, no. There's no way you would beat me. You can't even beat your meat, okay?

What? You've been there. I've heard it.

You would not even laugh.

Listen, I last way more than a minute, all right?

And I bet you, man, I bet you I can last way more than a minute,

five minutes, ten minutes in your loose pussy.

In my loose pussy? Yeah, trust me.

Okay, because you would know anything about what a pussy feels like anyway,

30 Seconds. How do you know? I bet you I can last way longer than that.

Bet.

What do you mean, bet?

Bet. You would not even. Don't fucking try me. Are you serious?

Don't even try me. Are you serious? You are so full of shit. You're just gassing

yourself up here. Now please move so that I can get out of here. Fuck that.

full of fucking shit. What are you doing? You're so gross.

What am I doing? Yeah, what are you doing? Why are you such a perv?

I'm going to show you how long I can fucking last. Oh, you're going to show

what 10 seconds of glory?

Talk shit about me? Yeah, yeah. I'll talk shit to your face while you're

this weird shit. Why are you such a weirdo?

Such a perv. What are you doing?

What am I doing? What does it look like? Are you serious?

I'm fucking serious as fuck right now.

God.

If you want to make this out of yourself, do it.

I'm not going to last anyway.

You're saying I can't last more than 10 fucking seconds?

I'm pretty sure you can. Do whatever you're going to do.

I'm fucking mad.

God.

You want to fucking challenge me and tell me I can't last longer?

It's been more than 10 seconds. It's been more than 20 seconds.

Yeah, well, you'll be lucky if you get it back in a minute, Mark. Oh, I am?

Oh, fuck.

Man, pussies feel pretty wet. I think someone's enjoying this. Shut up.

Oh, my God. There it is.

Fucking juicy.

Thank God.

You want to talk shit and tell me I can't fucking laugh?

I don't know if Jimmy is up there.

Oh, you're moaning, huh?

No, I'm disgusted. No, you're moaning. I can fucking hear it.

What do you think is in more of your stomach?

Oh, fuck.

Is your dick even in me? Oh, what? I don't even know. Really?

Oh, now you're just talking shit.

It's been more than a minute.

You want to be a fucking brat to me?

Show me what?

I'm barely even breaking a sweat.

I can feel you backing into my fucking head too.

Oh my

god.

Is this what you call putting in work?

It was juicy. I still... Oh, my God.

You're fucking... Enjoy it while you can until you bust early.

Early? It's been more than five minutes. It probably only just feels like that

because you're trying to hold your nut.

No.

I'm gonna be a fucking guy in a set just here.

Doing my shit without permission.

I'm talking shit now, huh?

Whatever. Yeah, you like this. I knew you would.

It's decent.

Who

knew

you had a fucking booty like this?

I have to do this more often.

Oh, shut up.

Go and get your house done.

If you'll let me borrow your rack.

I'm glad to take with that pussy. It's so good.

It's so good.

Oh my god.

Yes. Yes.

Are you kidding me? I feel fucked up, but now you know, right?

The more you know.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God, that was fun, right? Yeah, that was.

Fuck. So, can I borrow your racket now? Yeah, of course.

You can borrow it any time you want.

Just don't listen to things between us, though, all right? You're my younger

step -sister, and I don't want anyone to find out, okay?

Deal.

Obviously. All right. Well, anytime you want to borrow anything else, feel free

to ask.

All right?

I'll let you know.

Thanks.