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in this area because the beach is beautiful and just the weather um so let

show you around the place okay and um hopefully you like it oh i'm already

excited to see it let me show you the living room come over this way okay so

this is the living room um the place comes furnished really yeah oh yeah you

to enjoy you know this lovely furniture

Courtesy of the owner.

Fancy. Oh, yeah.

Fun. Is it a new couch?

Has it been used? I mean, it's pretty new.

I mean, this place hasn't been vacant for a while. Has it been broken in?

What do you mean?

You know my name.

I don't know.

I'm just joking.

Oh, I just noticed your shirt. That's pretty... Oh, yeah.

Single, taken, fuck off.

Oh, my gosh. Okay.

No, it's just a funny shirt. I like it. I just like the glitter on his sleeve.

It's cute.

Okay.

Sorry. I'm kind of getting distracted here.

So, let me show you the kitchen.

Yeah. Do you want to see the kitchen? Yeah, I would love to. All right. So, do

you like the place so far? I mean, the living room... Oh, I love it. I think

it's beautiful. It's pretty spacious. I can see my...

I'm living here already.

I'm like getting comfortable.

What about the decor?

Is it your liking? It's amazing.

Like this here is absolutely stunning. I love it.

It's so amazing.

Yeah, this place is super cute.

I really like it.

Okay,

I'm kind of getting kind of hot in here, don't you think?

Oh, by the way, they have central air too.

Let me show you the kitchen.

Oh, yeah.

So this is the kitchen area. As you can see, it's, you know, everything's pretty

new, pretty modern. I absolutely love this. This is amazing.

You like it?

Yes. Nice, right?

This washer.

I want to live here already.

Can I move in? How can we do this? Well, I mean... The place is so great.

How's the water? We have to review your application, first of all, because

honestly, I'll tell you, there's a lot of applicants.

But I mean, I'm a pretty good judge of character, and you seem like a really

sweet person, and it's just you by yourself.

Yeah, it is.

No parties or anything?

No. No? Okay. Because the neighbors, you know, they like to keep it quiet.

Yeah, no, I'm not really a party girl.

So are you. You're like, you're a pretty attractive real estate agent. What are

you doing?

Are you like, you know, married or anything?

Actually, yes, I am. I'm a happily married kid. Really? Yeah.

You're pretty young to be married. Oh.

You look about my age.

No, no, it's just good genes, I guess.

Sorry, I wasn't expecting that.

Okay, so you like the kitchen? Everything looks pretty good?

Yeah, everything looks amazing. So would you like to see the bathroom?

Mm -hmm, yeah.

All right, come on this way.

So this is the bathroom.

Ooh.

It might be a little small, but, you know, it's just going to be you by

yourself. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I think it's fine.

So, tell me a little about yourself.

Like, what does your wife do?

My wife?

Yeah.

She's a homemaker.

A housewife. Oh.

She doesn't really have a job. Like, I support her. What? I don't understand.

Sorry, I'm a little confused by your question. No, no.

I mean, so, like, how many kids do you have if you're, like, a dad?

You're, like... I'm a... You and your wife.

I just mean, like, you're, like, you're a Phil, for sure.

Sorry,

a what?

Say that again?

A Phil.

Oh, yeah. Let me see where all the magic happens.

Right?

Yeah.

Do you mind opening the door?

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

So which way is the bedroom?

To your right.

Okay.

This is the bedroom.

As you can see, it's pretty spacious.

Nice, look at this bed. It's pretty, I mean, the bed comes with the plate. The

furniture, too, it's pretty big.

Right? It's a big bed.

It is.

I love this.

Nice and soft mattress.

Comfy. Yep.

Oh, I like it.

These lamps are so cute. So all of this furniture comes with the plate? Yeah,

it's completely furnished.

That's why it's a little bit more expensive.

Yeah, I feel you. Even these are so cute.

Fun! So, you know, it's the one bedroom.

It's like a thousand square feet, but it's a few blocks away from the beach.

Great natural light. Very nice neighborhood.

Yeah. People are super friendly. There's no crime around here. You know what I

mean?

You know, so I don't know.

I mean, I know you're interested, so I can process your application.

Dude, I'm so interested. I want this place so bad.

Like, really, this place is so amazing.

It's at the prime location that I've been wanting to go.

I've been searching for this.

type of place. It comes with parking and everything.

I mean, it's amazing.

I would love to know what I can do to help put, you know, my application to

top of the list. Well, why don't we go into the living room and just, let me

take a look at your application. Let me just glance it over and we'll take it

from there.

I mean, you know, like, there's got to be something else that I can do.

Well, let's go talk about it in the living room. Well, I mean, why don't we

actually talk about it in here?

What? I don't understand. What are you doing?

Well,

I just thought that maybe there could be some way that I can push my application

to the top. Well, I mean, yeah, you can run your credit score.

Depending on that, you know, the landlord's pretty... Come on, Mr.

Reloader Man.

You know what I'm talking about.

I want to do something for you.

But, I mean, I don't know what else you can do. I mean, I'm just going to run

your application and hopefully you qualify.

I was thinking about something else.

You know, when I mentioned a fill?

Yeah. Do you know what that is?

No, I have no clue what that is. What is that?

Well, it actually stands for a father I

like to fuck.

Oh, okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Listen. What?

You're a very beautiful girl, okay?

You're very... Have you been tracking down?

I mean, I know beauty when I see it, okay? But I'm married.

I'm married. I have kids. I'm a family man.

And this is very unprofessional of me to even consider anything like this.

I could lose my license.

Listen, it's only you and me here, right?

Yeah. There's no one else here, right? No, there isn't.

Nobody else here.

But I can... The only two people that know.

Anything is happening. It's me and you. And I'll promise to.

But I can lose my license, so I don't want to lose my license. I can get in

trouble. No one's getting in any trouble.

Listen, I want this place.

You want to sign this lease today.

And you want to get your dick sucked.

Riley.

Don't be shy.

Listen, I can't. Oh, my God.

I bet you're...

Wife doesn't have tits like these. Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait. I don't know

I should be doing this.

I can get in serious trouble. I can get my license taken away.

Oh, my God. No fucking way.

Come on.

And no one has to find out?

Oh,

fuck. Well, I have been checking you out ever since you walked through the door.

Oh, my God. You're so hot.

Yeah. But I don't know if, I mean, I'm a dad, I'm married.

Listen, daddy.

You can give me a sweet feel on this place.

Oh, my God.

Fuck. Come on.

Come on, you naughty daddy.

Play with me. I won't tell your wife.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Oh,

this here asshole.

amazing ass. Oh my God, you're so hot.

Oh my God, fuck.

You're a hot daddy.

Oh my God, fuck.

Oh my God, so you really promised not to say anything, right? Even if the

landlord, if you meet her today, you won't say nothing? I won't say anything.

You have nothing to worry.

Fuck. Oh my God.

Absolutely.

to worry about.

Yes, no.

I'm sorry.

My wife definitely does not have a body like yours.

I'm lucky for you. She let go a long time ago. Oh no.

I'm lucky for you. You can play with me. Oh yeah.

Do you want to put your ticket?

Hide them from your wife.

Oh, my God. I'll keep these for her.

Don't worry.

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah,

I want to feel you inside.

You want to fuck you now? Mm -hmm.

Fuck you.

Oh, my God. Come here.

Fuck me, you, Phil.

Oh, honey.

Thank you.

Yeah, use that dick. Yeah.

Yeah. Make that dick with that fucking tight little pursuer. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Oh, my

God.

That was fucking amazing.

Good. Oh, fuck. I was hoping you'd say that. Oh, my God. Fuck.

On one condition, though. Are you going to let me come over once in a while?

That was going to be a part of my deal.

Oh, my God.