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You're the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

Come on, just cut, just take some off the top, just cut my hair for, you know,

don't want to, I don't feel like going to the barber shop.

The weekend, there's a million people there. Dude, I've only been to beauty

school for like two months, okay, like you can't get mad at me if I fuck this

up. No, I trust you.

You're my step sister, I trust you, come on.

Okay, fine.

Just take some off the top, just maybe like, yeah, like half an inch.

The back of your neck, then? Yeah, but start from here, from the top. Okay.

God, this makes me fucking nervous.

You can't get mad at me if it's not the way you want it yet.

No, you're doing... I don't know. I trust you.

Keep doing that. Oh, my God.

Wow.

What? What?

What's wrong?

Were you just staring at my tits? No. What? No.

You're my stepsister. How can you say that? You literally just said, oh, my

You fucking. No. We go to the salon. I don't fucking care.

Wait. You don't fucking care.

I wasn't staring at your boobs.

Listen. Don't fucking talk to me. I'm sorry.

Go. What's the problem? I wasn't staring at your boobs. I promise. Your mouth

was open. You were literally drooling. Like, come on. I've seen that look a

hundred times. I know what boys like about me.

This is gross. Like, you're my stepbrother. Like, you're not supposed

me like that.

Listen. All right. I'm sorry. Your boobs are big, okay? They're nice, though.

They're really nice. And they're, like, popping out of your...

Sure. I'm sorry.

You need to fucking chill out. I'm not... It wasn't perving, though. Like,

were in my face. What do you want me to do? All men are the same. Close my eyes?

All men are the same. This is literally why I'm, like, sweating about my

doctor's appointment tomorrow. I have to go get a breast exam.

And I swear to God, knowing my luck, I'm going to look up and he's going to have

that same... Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Your doctor's a guy?

Yeah. Oh.

It's my fucking luck.

HMOs. So you're getting a...

tits examined?

Yeah, I mean, I'm at the age, like, I just hit that age where you have to get

them done now, and it's my first time, and I've never been, and it's, I've

even been naked in front of a stranger. Like, this is, it's such bullshit what

girls have to go through.

So, you have to get naked in front of them, and you have to squeeze on your

and check them.

I mean, I assume that's how it works. Like, yeah, I have to have a breast

Well,

I mean, if you hate it that much, like, I can help you with

that. Like, I can check your boobs for you.

Oh, but you weren't looking. Oh, my God, you're such a fucking perv.

I'm just checking to see if they feel, you know, not quite right, right? You

know what I mean?

So if I examine your boobs, maybe you don't even have to go to the doctor.

I mean, you don't have to get naked in front of anyone.

Well, I mean, I'm going to get perved on no matter what. I might as well not

have it for a fucking stranger.

I know I'm your stepbrother, but I'll keep it kind of professional.

You won't say a fucking word to anybody. Are we clear? Who am I going to tell?

Who? I don't know. Mom and dad?

Fuck, you're not going to say a word to anybody. I don't want to hear about it

from your friends.

My friends, even if I told anyone, they wouldn't believe me. Like, come on.

They're going to believe me that, you know, I got to touch my hot stepsister's

tits. Oh, so I'm hot now?

I'm going to gag you when you do this.

I'm not, listen, I'm not trying to perv on you. I'm just saying, like, you know,

all my friends think you're hot. What do you want me to say?

Huh?

I get mad because you're my substance. I get kind of jealous and protective, but

I promise I won't do anything weird or freaky. If you want me to

save you a doctor's trip, you know, I can check your breasts for you.

Okay.

I'm trusting you.

Don't fuck it up.

I'm not.

And you tell me if something's wrong, right? Of course, if I feel like...

something weird in your boobs, I'll tell you.

You can trust me. You don't have to, you know... Fuck it.

I'd rather do this for somebody I know rather than a stranger, but... It's so

weird.

It'll be more weird if you go to a doctor and there's some creepy old man

trying to fill you up, you know what I mean? No.

You're already making this weird. No, I'm sorry. I'm just clearing my throat.

Wow.

Oh, my God. Wow.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Can I? Yes.

Just get it over with.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Does it feel normal?

Yeah, they feel so great. They feel fine.

Turn it, turn it. Let me see the other one.

Fuck.

They're so soft. Oh, my God. Okay.

Let me get a better squeeze.

Squeeze? Is that a medical term? Yeah, I'm trying to feel, like, down here.

Oh, my God.

I can see it on your face. It's fine. No, I'm not.

Fuck.

But you don't feel anything weird, right?

Not really, no.

Not really? Is it yes or is it no? No, it's a no.

But, you know, your boobs are big, so I have to, like, I can't just examine with

one, you know. That's what they said at the doctor's office. So I actually, for

once, buy it.

I thought that my tits were too big for the machine.

They had to hand examine it. Wow, fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, is that your dick?

What?

What, this?

No, no, this is my underwear.

Are you fucking kidding me? Do you have a goddamn boner right now? No, I swear

to god I don't. I bet you're not even trying to go into bed. Oh my god, I'm so

stupid. I'm still gonna have to go to bed. Listen, I'm sorry.

Where are you going?

Don't fucking talk to me.

Oh, fuck.

Hey,

can I talk to you?

Make it quick.

I just want to say sorry for the other day.

I wasn't really, I wasn't, honestly, wasn't trying to perv on you. I'm just

trying to help you.

And I also, I wanted to ask you something.

What?

Alright, so, I don't know if you've noticed, like, I've never really had a

girlfriend. I wonder why.

I mean, I'm not.

I'm not good with women.

You don't say.

Like, I don't know how to talk to girls. I don't know what girls like.

I mean, I'm kind of clueless, you know what I mean?

Not to be stealthed into getting their tits gross is probably a good start.

Well, I've never done, like, I don't get any action ever.

Ever. It's kind of pathetic. You know, I feel really bad. I have low self

-esteem.

A girl once made fun of me for having a small dick.

That's why I'm kind of like, I don't even want to deal with women, you know

I mean? Because I don't want to be made fun of again.

Can I ask you for your opinion on something?

What?

Can you tell me if I have a small dick?

Are you really trying to pull this shit? No, I'm not. You had me going for a

minute. Listen.

I thought you were being sincere there for a sec. Good job. I am being sincere.

I'm telling you, I have issues with women. I can't even get a date. You know

what I mean?

Dude. And you're such a pretty girl. I know you're my stepsister, but boys like

you. You've had boyfriends.

You're a woman, you know what I mean? Like, you're popular, you're sexy.

Okay, okay, thank you, thank you. You can stop letting smoke up my ass.

Well, we're already through the looking glass and we're into weird shit now. So,

I mean, if you're being serious, which if you aren't and you're just hustling

me, I'm going to beat your ass later.

But if you are being serious and this is a problem with you, I will look once.

Again, we're not telling anybody.

No, I don't want anyone to know this.

All right.

And you'll give me your honest opinion?

Oh, you bet. I will give you my honest opinion. All right.

Take it out.

All right.

Don't laugh, okay?

I won't laugh. That's just mean.

Okay, I'm going to take it out now.

Like, you thought it was small?

I don't know. I was told it was small.

It's... Last time I showed a girl my... Last time a girl saw my dick, she said

it was really small. She laughed at me. Oh, my... Listen, no cap. Like, that

is... Hold on. Hold on.

Seriously?

I don't know what planet she's from, but that's a nice fucking dick.

And it's so hard.

So you think it's a nice size?

I might need some further examination.

I mean, may I?

May you what?

I just want to... Yeah, of course. The hand test is really... Do whatever you

want. Oh, my God.

Like, if your fingertips barely touch, which mine barely do with you, that's a

good dick.

Oh, wow. You think so? Oh, my God.

What the fuck am I doing? Why am I touching my stepbrother's dick? I know,

right? But listen, I won't say nothing.

It isn't really... You're not going to say anything?

No.

Fuck. I mean, I examined your tits, right? I mean, if this is what you were

working with, had I known this yesterday, I might have felt a little

differently.

Yeah? Yeah.

Like a pervert.

Oh, fuck yes. Just like that.

I'll be gone in a second.

Fuck you so much.

You were perving yesterday.

Yeah.

Tables are turning now.

Fuck yes.

Oh my goodness.

Just like that.

God damn.

Oh my

God. It's

such a nice guy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Get these back

out. I guess you wanted to see him that bad.

Fuck yes. Oh my god. Oh my god.

You wanted to examine me, didn't you?

Oh my god, yes.

Right there.

Oh my god. Fucking titties feel amazing.

Fuck.

A little better than just an examination. Hell yeah.

Oh, wow.

Man, if I knew you were working with a dick like this, you might not have had

use...

Look at this sexy fucking booty.

Yes,

just like that. Oh, my God.

Yes. Fuck.

You're so fucking hot. Oh, my God. Look how fucking wet you are. Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Wow, baby.

Let me see. Turn around for me. Spread your legs.

It's so good. It's so fucking good.

Yes, right there, baby.

Damn, baby.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Damn, baby. Yes, right there.

Oh, my God. Look at this fucking amazing fucking booty.

You're so fucking hot, goddamn.

Oh, my God. You feel so... Fucking good.

Yeah, fuck yeah. Clap that fucking butt on my dick, baby. Just like that.

Fucking girl, yes.

Yes, yes.

Fuck yes, right there.

False teeth right there, baby. Right there.

Let me feel all that.

Wow.

Yes, yes.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Turn around for me. Let me see those titties bounce off of that.

Fuck it.

Fuck, give me the script.

That's so good.

Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're my stepsister, though.

I don't fuck you again.

I want you to fuck me until you get full.

Okay. And then fill me up.

Make it to summer.

Fuck. That's so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

There won't be any more of this.

Okay.

Wow.

Yeah, I won't say shit. Trust me. You better not.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

I'm done with you, though, so you can go now.

Okay, fine. I'll go.

Yeah.